Album Rating: 4.5

6 to 8 minutes is a big difference dude

Album Rating: 4.0

This album in a way is Tool clinging to the last strands of their formula and doing pretty much everything they've done before but with inferior results. I hope the new album has better variety. That being said this still rules for the most part.

Album Rating: 5.0

Nah dude, filler aside this has some of their best songwriting ever. The transitions are killer and there's more of them than ever before. It's not my #1 Tool or anything, but they're not grasping at anything here, they're destroying every single song. Business as usual for Tool.

Album Rating: 5.0

So many years later, this album still blows my mind like it did the first time I heard it. How is that even possible? It just makes me chuckle when people say the new album will be a letdown because expectations have grown too high. Then I just listen to this album again and the idea of them ever misstepping becomes ludicrous.

Album Rating: 5.0

WHAT. That's like one of the only songs I haven't bothered learning to play and I kinda regret it. It just has so many riffs lol.

Album Rating: 5.0

I get that it was a spur of the moment thing. Please tell me you do the vocals too, there's no way lol. I want to see this.

Album Rating: 5.0

It's really not bad at all, the worst offender is that you're using like a Machine Head tone for Tool. :P

Album Rating: 5.0

Ok bro now how does someone mess up a Tool solo?? hahahaa

Album Rating: 5.0

Sorry if I made you salty or something, I was just busting your balls. The first 4 minutes were tight but you got sloppy on the buildup to the solo and the solo itself. Like you said, it was only second attempt and you were drunk and fucking around. You know how long it takes me to properly learn Tool songs? Longer than it probably should.

Album Rating: 5.0

The blotter got right on top of me

Got me seein' E-motherfuckin'-T

Album Rating: 4.5

THEY CHOSE ME

And I didn't even graduate from fucking high school

Album Rating: 4.0

If Meshuggah didn't exist then I'd agree

Album Rating: 4.0

"Best album recorded since 2006. "



Not even the best album in 2006

Well, duh. Dark's closed his third eye again.

Album Rating: 4.0

PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE

Album Rating: 3.0

Not even the best album in 2006 [2]



It could have the best song in 2006 though.

Album Rating: 3.5

"Best album recorded since 2006."



this? oh cmon now

"Well, duh. Dark's closed his third eye again."

damn i was gonna make this joke

It could have the best song in 2006 though.

Album Rating: 3.0

girl no