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FrozenFirebug
March 13th 2025


1066 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

@applicable

read slower guys, carefully ruminate on each word, garner context clues, look between the lines. not everything is undecipherable jargon to be disparaged.



it's the combined process of reading the review + writing the obligatory shitpost + waiting for the obligatory shitpost response to your shitpost + responding with a shitpost to the obligatory shitpost response to your shitpost that will take up your time, if you are so inclined to engage with sites like this to begin with. which you are, because i have to tell you this.



go on, time it. see for yourself how much energy you waste on imageboards and social media and forums when you could be doing something fun or meaningful. this shit's a hobby for people who gave up on joy.



if you see it, and see that it applies to you, just know you can drop this at any time and procure dopamine on your own instead of through parasocial retardation and pointless infighting and constant need of validation

artiswar
March 13th 2025


16592 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

b-but... I have a 20+ year pattern of parasocial relationships online... what should I do... should I touch grass??



But I love you all

Wildcardbitchesss
March 13th 2025


15721 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

@firebug

I chose to jack off instead of reading all of that is that what you meant

Jurtz
March 13th 2025


3993 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Spending time on this site is a hobby of mine, for me it is fun and meaningful. You cannot decide for others what they should spend their time on or what is a fun and/or meaningful activity. As far as I know, I haven't given up on joy! Lmao

Hawks
Contributing Reviewer
March 13th 2025


99612 Comments


go on, time it. see for yourself how much energy you waste on imageboards and social media and forums when you could be doing something fun or meaningful. this shit's a hobby for people who gave up on joy.

As you sit on an internet forum typing an essay.

Ectier
March 13th 2025


3691 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Im just here to find new music and to talk about music and occasionally have a laugh with people, joke and talk to folks. Everyones taking this very seriously and its a bit silly

Hawks
Contributing Reviewer
March 13th 2025


99612 Comments


Yeah if you don't wanna do that then leave its pretty simple lmao. These dudes are fucking weird.

Ectier
March 13th 2025


3691 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Also hawks i left a reply in the spiritbox thread for you

ToSmokMuzyki
March 13th 2025


13783 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

damn some real stankers in here

Jurtz
March 13th 2025


3993 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

95% of the time your rating goes against the consensus



So is the album actually bad or are you playing the contrarian role?

Demon of the Fall
March 13th 2025


37300 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

"Everyones taking this very seriously and its a bit silly"

sir, this is a Tool thread

evilford
March 13th 2025


68828 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Lmao

artiswar
March 13th 2025


16592 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I love that we're taking things seriously still yet on page 360

osmark86
March 13th 2025


11815 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Pretty damn certain firebug was shitposting. The hint is in the shitpost itself.

evilford
March 13th 2025


68828 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Idk he likes nu metal a lot so the long nonsense post kinda fits

Relinquished
March 13th 2025


49352 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

nah yea he wasn’t serious



you can’t take anything here serious

DDDeftoneDDD
March 13th 2025


22996 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

360 pages

Album of the century

BaselineOOO
March 13th 2025


2778 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I think a century has more than 360 pages

Relinquished
March 13th 2025


49352 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

what does that even mean bassline what does that even mean

Jurtz
March 13th 2025


3993 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I get the distinct feeling that he doesn't know either



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