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mindleviticus
October 11th 2013


10486 Comments


such inspiring words from fagnutzzz

anarchistfish
October 11th 2013


30309 Comments


no you're not

breadstick
October 11th 2013


72 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

o my b

Mort.
October 11th 2013


25062 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

good review, even if I do disagree. made me lol

Yuli
Emeritus
October 11th 2013


10767 Comments


I'm just curious how many people think these guys are Circa Survive-lite, because I hear very little similarities in the bands' sound. Songs like Honey Revenge have obvious ties to Green's vocals, but the rest of this shit is terrain Circa would never tread.

breadstick
October 11th 2013


72 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

they are not even similar in the least bit hope this helps

SeaAnemone
October 11th 2013


21429 Comments


it's all Emery to me

TenSecondsToThink
October 11th 2013


1889 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Stop taking this review serious, please.

captaincrunch11
October 11th 2013


1544 Comments


Disagree, but a great review nonetheless

Athom
Emeritus
October 11th 2013


17244 Comments

Album Rating: 2.9

I don't necessarily agree with Eli's points, but the end result is about the same.

Brostep
Emeritus
October 11th 2013


4491 Comments


this is turning into the koi no yokan thread from last year, and fast

klap
Emeritus
October 11th 2013


12409 Comments


banal is two whole syllables pretty impressive vocab imo agreed fagnutz

FadedSun
October 11th 2013


3196 Comments


So edgy.

TriangularDuck
October 11th 2013


92 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

"The most notorious being the singular ~hip-hop~ found at the end of the eponymous song, which really

just amounts to “black man shouting.”"



name the rapper quoted in the first line of said "black man shouting" without looking it up or fuck

you

mryrtmrnfoxxxy
October 11th 2013


16616 Comments


http://s.nflcdn.com/static/content/public/image/fantasy/transparent/200x200/WAL585473.png

DurzoBlint
October 11th 2013


1396 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

rofl that summary.



I hated this too.

SHAKEandBAKE
October 11th 2013


1346 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

One of the worst reviews I've read on this site. Your writing is insulting, littered with sweeping statements, and backed with very little analysis.



Also you spelled Craig's name wrong. It's Jonny, not Johnny. Just in case you were trying to be professional.

Calc
October 11th 2013


17339 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

i love that people are actually going after a staff member, that's my favorite part of this review that i didn't read.

Brostep
Emeritus
October 11th 2013


4491 Comments


i mean we could be elitist pricks and tell them their taste sucks

or we could be elitist pricks and tell them they're users and eli's staff/has proven himself

or we could be elitist pricks and tell them to write their own review

or we could be elitist pricks and point them to an "actually bad review" and link them to one of the 4-4.5 reviews of this (none of which are actually particularly bad)

or we could be elitist and veteranist (if that's a word) pricks and point them to eli's koi no yokan review where people said exactly the same thing and say "look, he's still a staff member! and you all are probably gonna leave the site before he does" (link: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/53479/Deftones-Koi-No-Yokan/)

or we could be reasonable and say "realize that eli, as someone who's not really a fan of this album, didn't find it worthwhile to fully immerse himself in the mythology of a band he dislikes, knowing full well it wouldn't help his score. so what if he didn't say goat chad or whatever, it's a well-written review that looks on the whole genre with a wonderfully cynical take, like it or not."

but that's too much to ask right?

YakNips
October 11th 2013


20098 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Yes



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