I lol'd a little at the lucid dreaming bit.

Hyperbole Hanson returns for the sole reason of reviewing Black Veil Brides records for the rest of his time on sputnik.

Sounds about right.

Chiodos have to open for these guys oh man

"There, she becomes a Wild One until a surviving F.E.A.R member kills her. Also, the leader of F.E.A.R, played by William Control, Rises up and makes new soldiers, hinting a sequel that could be made"

oh boy

" a heroin addict killing random women whom he believes to be his mother, because a female voice in his head tells him to? Come fucking on"

Wait, what's so far-fetched about that? There probably a crazy bastard doing that right now

People on heroin don't do a whole lot except lie down
PCP would be more accurate

review clockwork

what album are you talking about with the heroin dude?

Frances The Mute kris GOD

Wait THATS WHAT THATS ABOUT? I thought it was just about a dude looking for his mom dang that's weird

Nice review there.

Album Rating: 2.5

on par with set your world on fire

maybe a little better?

they're making progress, they might have a good album in them yet

Review of the year, absolute masterpiece

Great write up, really enjoyed seeing someone else take a stab at describing the band.

Album Rating: 1.5

is this streaming somewhere?

dw it's out in malaysia

Album Rating: 1.5

"who will tell the story of your life?" um...I pick Bill Murray.

Album Rating: 1.0

i listened to that song with the guy from the used



it was pretty bad

Album Rating: 1.0

AOTY, folks.

OHMYSHIT IT'S A MINIATURE HORSE