The Menzingers On the Impossible Past
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DungeonBoy
August 13th 2019


9695 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Actual Menzingers' lyrics:



"Oh yeah, oh yeah, all hope abandoned

I'm not young enough to be a companion

Not old enough to be a guide

What a cliche, time to try

Oh, where are we gonna go, oh, now that our twenties are over?"



are we talking about the same band here?

Pikazilla
August 13th 2019


29741 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Doesn't that confirm what I said?

DungeonBoy
August 13th 2019


9695 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Yes, I'm agreeing with you, I'm confused why everyone else is so confused

Keynote23
August 13th 2019


128 Comments


Isnt that line for their more recent though? This particular album doesnt get into mid-life crises vibes like the other one does imo

DungeonBoy
August 13th 2019


9695 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Yep, he was referring to the band though not specifically this album.

Keynote23
August 13th 2019


128 Comments


ah ok yeah thats fair, not a fan of that newer album for similar reasons tbh

butt.
August 13th 2019


10946 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

yeah I guess those lyrics fit with the midlife crisis thing, but the song is still fun as hell. it's like saying "oh yeah everything is terrible, but fuck it, let's have a good time anyway, cheers"

butt.
August 13th 2019


10946 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

(and that's only one song)

nol
August 13th 2019


11768 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

very American. We’re all on the verge of mental breakdown over here

Artuma
August 13th 2019


32762 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

"are we talking about the same band here?"



thought we are discussing this album here. you know, the one this dude slapped a 1 on and then claimed it's for middle age sad sacks to cry over. go argue on the after the party thread if that lyric is your reference

Pikazilla
August 13th 2019


29741 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

"I remember, when you came around

I was younger

Burning statues to the ground

Now I'm older and tired

I no longer see the differences"

nol
August 13th 2019


11768 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I meeeeean



“And then I let a thousand splinters

Pierce right through my spoiled liver

Whatever that was left of it



[Verse 2]

Cause I cursed my lonely memory

With picture-perfect imagery

Maybe I'm not dying

I'm just living in decaying cities

But I'm still healthy, I'm still fine

I've been spending all my time

Reading the obituaries.”

butt.
August 13th 2019


10946 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

both examples are literally looking back on a memory and singing about it. like 90% of songs in existence. they were in their early twenties when this album was written lol. the midlife crisis thing ends now. teenagers spoil their livers on the daily btw

Keynote23
August 13th 2019


128 Comments


lol this album rules and rating a 1 is just a travesty, thats the takeaway here

Artuma
August 13th 2019


32762 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

yeah this album is not looking thousand years back like you seem to take it

nol
August 13th 2019


11768 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I got a 4.0 on it, but this album is definitely for middle aged sad sacks to cry over, and if you don’t fit that demographic it’s gonna go over your head, guaranteed



-a middle-aged sad American sack

butt.
August 13th 2019


10946 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

"middle aged sad sacks"

I need your definition of middle-aged because uhhhh

Pikazilla
August 13th 2019


29741 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

I am genuinely wondering what the demographic break-down of this band would look like. Skimmed through setlist.fm, and these guys basically haven't gone many times outside the US over the past two years - a few festival tour dates aside and one tiny European tour. I guess this is an American thing.

Artuma
August 13th 2019


32762 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

i am not american, i am in my twenties and i can say this album has absolutely shredded me

Pikazilla
August 13th 2019


29741 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

I guess you are more of an outlier then?



Maybe it's not just the middle-aged sacks, but also 25 year olds who are crying over their life failures, drowning themselves in acid every weekend, and feeling depressed about working low-paid jobs? Shit take, I know. Just thinking out loud. Butt still doesn't tie in here, because he's got a nice job and is a positive person.



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