@ crandy I just assumed you would be much younger based on the quality of your writing. I suppose some of this can be attributed to the rushed nature of the reviews.

Maybe you should try letting friends read these before you publish them.

You have friends right?





Right?

Dude, don't rush your reviews. That's like, the number one thing to do...instead of writing a ton, settle for trying to do a few and really flesh them out and edit and improve them before posting. And try not to make it so obvious that you discovered MCR through The Black Parade, it makes the review feel really biased and as if it's written through the eyes of someone who doesn't really listen to/understand raw-er music.

Album Rating: 3.0

"You have friends right?"



well...





"Dude, don't rush your reviews. That's like, the number one thing to do...instead of writing a ton, settle for trying to do a few and really flesh them out and edit and improve them before posting. And try not to make it so obvious that you discovered MCR through The Black Parade, it makes the review feel really biased and as if it's written through the eyes of someone who doesn't really listen to/understand raw-er music."



thanks for the criticisms liquid, i'll take this into consideration for forthcoming reviews!

Album Rating: 3.5

Really ? Was this necessary ? Come on you have written this just to have a discography run. Still rushing through each sentence just to submit a review every hour... take your time goddamnit!! Anyway, you won't listen so what the hell..

Guys, just stop paying attention to crandy. Eventually, they will go away.

A mod needs to ban them for consistently bumping good reviews off the front page with shitty, unthoughtful reviews.

Album Rating: 3.0

"Really ? Was this necessary ? Come on you have written this just to have a discography run. Still rushing through each sentence just to submit a review every hour... take your time goddamnit!! Anyway, you won't listen so what the hell.."



whats wrong with having a discography?



i make sure now that i only have one review on the front page at a time so im listning

Album Rating: 3.5

I hate to say this but you almost always have the same review, people gave you a lot of advice and it's the same again. Try sitting on a review more, sketch it, come back later and develop your ideas, try having more than 3 paragraphs. In the meantime read the staff's reviews for inspiration, look what they point out. Your reviews need to have more depth to them in the first place. Then you'll see no one will have anything with you anymore and they'll all start pos-ing.

Almost everyone had a rather rough start, you can't be good with your first review it's normal, but instead of adding a new review every day, try planning your reviews more. There's nothing wrong with having a discography run, but you know when someone looks at the reviews you'd like them to say "oh great another review, I'll read it to see how's the album" not "oh great..it's just another one of those reviews..."

Album Rating: 3.5

Don't use the word 'wanna' in a review.

"could you get better somewhere else?"
made me lol.

Wombat988 you're acting like a pompous condescending douchebag, crandynewman you need to slow down and really think about what you want to say before you actually write. KeihStone582, that was a funny comment

"That leads me to my first problem, which is the titles. They use to have the Fall Out Boy syndrome where their titles would always be a thousand words long and make no sense."

No one cares if you think the song titles are long. It's stupid to complain about it. and how does the title not make sense?

"If you couldn't guess Vampires Will Never Hurt You is about vampires then just close your browser and go to bed."

Sentence is awkward and the song isnt about vampires.

"But after that the songs start to kind of sound the same with maybe the acception of Early Sunsets over Monroeville."

exception*

And i disagree about the second half sounding the same. Demolition Lovers is one of the best songs on the album.

i find this band to be extremely gay

Dude this band is extremely awesome. One of the only mainstream bands that i think deserve more respect from music communities like us.

Album Rating: 3.0

"the song isnt about vampires."



And if they get me and the sun goes down into the ground

And if they get me take this spike to my heart and

And if they get me and the sun goes down

And if they get me take this spike and

You put the spike in my heart

And if the sun comes up will it tear the skin right off our bones

And then as razor sharp white teeth rip out our necks I saw you there

Someone get me to the doctor, someone get me to a church

Where they can pump this venom gaping hole

And you must keep your soul like a secret in your throat

And if they come and get me

What if you put the spike in my heart

And if they get me and the sun goes down

And if they get me take this spike and

Can you take this spike?

Will it fill our hearts with thoughts of endless

Night time sky?

Can you take this spike?

Will it wash away this jet black feeling?

was worried you would post a review. you will be staff in no time at all

Way back in 2002 before Danger Days, Black Parade and even Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge, My Chemical Romance released I Brought You My Bullets You Brought Me Your Love to mixed success.

lol userbase is retarded

good job crandy/whoever

Album Rating: 3.0

thanks yuma, thanks island!!

Album Rating: 3.0

my name doesnt have a 7 in it darth