Yes, I completely get that and I absolutely agree with you that writing a standard review describing how awful this is would be redundant in light of past reviews and the inevitable reviews to come. I guess I just feel that if you're gonna submit a review on a site like this you should at least talk about the music a bit. Like you could write a review that is geared mostly towards laughs and entertainment value while still saying the necessary things you would need to say to justify those comments.
The best advice I can give you is next time just try to strike a balance so that someone who actually wants a review can read it and be satisfied while the people familiar with the album can be entertained. It doesn't have to be one or the other and I think it is an absolute necessity that at least somewhere you talk about the music on the album you are reviewing.
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Awesome review. Opener is pop culture 101.
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Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off
"Does anyone else want a William Shatner public reading of some of these lyrics?"
lol that's be hilarious
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Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off
Is it just me Hans, or is this not a review of Lulu and more of a diatribe against Metallica and Reed in general?
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Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off
"The LP, which has seen its cover art banned by Transport For London for looking "too much like graffiti", was recently described by Metallica's guitarist Kirk Hammett as "one of the best things we've ever done" and Reed himself has been equally confident, calling 'Lulu': "One of the best things done by anyone, ever."
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How can any human being be that delusional?
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Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off
delusions of grandeur are always the worst
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Album Rating: 1.5
I didn't like the song I've heard yet. But judging by this and others reviews Lulu's probably a huge flop (as expected).
Not in my dig list.
Cool review Hans
m/
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Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off
Is it just me Hans, or is this not a review of Lulu and more of a diatribe against Metallica and Reed in general?
^ You have it right Irving.
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Irving is dodging my review of this :P
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Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off
Metallica, Lou Reed and the mentally ill.
^ terms that are now synonimous
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Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off
"It's 100% serious. They actually see it as one of their greatest achievements...shows where their heads are at."
I dont think metallica is going to say "it sucks" , they prolly don't wanna hurt lou's feelings, best case scenario.
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Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off
summary made me lmfao
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I dont think metallica is going to say "it sucks" , they prolly don't wanna hurt lou's feelings, best case scenario.
I don't think they would be THAT stupid to release something they think sucks ass. It's not like they need the money so bad or anything...
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Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off
also great, funny review
should be featured.
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Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off
thanks Filthy, although as some have pointed out its more of a rant than a review. Glad you liked it though.
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This album is like having sex for the first time.
You don't know if your the Apollo of Love or your just lame in the sack
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Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off
Reed is so abominable on Mistress Dread. Oh wait, thats the rest of the album too. I cant stop listening to this its so fucking hilarious.
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I'd rather watch a tortoise eat a banana than listen to this.
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Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off
Spermless like a girl
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