I AM THE TABLE!!!!!!

i made it through the first disc, almost skipped the last couple of tracks but someone told me Cheat on Me was the funniest song, and it was

skimmed the others, don't think I missed much

""In b4 butt-hurt Metallica / Lou Reed fanboys..."
>Implying there are any"

Well it's rather silly to think that there won't be ANY fans of the band or Lou that will relentlessly cling to this regardless of the actual content

Album Rating: 1.5

I was going to write my first review for this but I'm laughing my ass off reading all of these.

it's hideous

An album with a worse rating than Design the Skyline?

Aye good one...Metallica's Legacy isn't already cemented?? Come on! They are quite rightly, legends!

so is this worse than st. anger? if so, that's quite the accomplishment

Album Rating: 1.5

^Easily worse. No contest.

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

I AM THE TABLET

I was hoping the summary would be the whole review

album is gonna have me in constant lolz for a week or two

at least I can thank them for enriching my life in this manner

Album Rating: 1.0

Some of the vocals on this are the worst I've ever heard in my life by a reputable artist and maybe by anyone ever.



Absolutely ugly sounding.

I have to be honest, this is growing on me

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

This isn't a music album to me. This is a work of art...with music. That's what people aren't understanding.

Album Rating: 1.0

Very good review, it describes this atrocity very well. I will forever blame Metallica for forcing me to listen to this horror (yes, I was forced, literally)

hear me out guys, it's corny and pretentious as fuck, it's a really horrible idea for a collaboration, it is a laugh a minute

but, but, but. i'm enjoying the hell out of it. not entirely for these reasons, I think it does have good qualities. I won't say what out of fear of being lynched, however

I think it does have good qualities

really?

sludgy riffs in The View are really good

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

“Junior Dad”, at a soul-destroying 20 minutes long, is perhaps one of the most pointless songs committed to record in a long, long time.



Hahahah lol'd