29 pos LOL

Album Rating: 2.5

Lawl guiz wut u tawkin bout Nikelback is da bom. Any other r0ck is 4 luzers! pfffff

Every time you said "metal" I twitched.

Album Rating: 1.5

Basically logged in to say this review is pure gold

Made my day

hillarious!! Pos'd

Album Rating: 1.5

"“Fight For All the Wrong Reasons” – Who says this band has no creativity? Look at that play on words. Just in case you didn’t catch that the album is called All the Right Reasons and the name of this song is “Fight For All the Wrong Reasons”."



lmfao, super-ultra-mega pos'd.

Album Rating: 1.0

Lol at this review. Good shit.



This band should be outlawed as a form of cancer.

"but I really need the focus here to be on Nickelback and their eponymous release All the Right Reasons"

3 pages of notes and no one has pointed out that Nickleback doesn't have an eponymous album?
eponymous = of the same name
Nickleback - Nickleback would be eponymous.

Album Rating: 2.0

"Bopping from acoustic centerfold to mainly driven power chords this song switches more than Nicki Minaj’s ass reminiscent of theTool influence Nickelback so often cite."



Omg this line is amazing on so many levels.

Album Rating: 1.0

Excellent review! lolpos indeed.

somewhereibelong... fromtheinside... ahem.

But yeah, review rules.

Album Rating: 3.5

Okay, funniest review I ever read here. Though I have to admit that I really like this band. Their whole music is just one big guilty pleasure.

"I come to a record like All the Right Reasons because I don’t have any cool bars to drink at"

Best thing I've read in a LONG time.

Album Rating: 2.5

Ha ha. Almost had me going for about half of the first paragraph. Hilarious.

Hilarious review. Pos.

Album Rating: 5.0

I've been misunderstood!

yes.. you're right.. you actually love Nickelback ... We know!!! :P

"Their whole music is just one big guilty pleasure."

You should feel guilty js.

"It really doesn’t get much better than this track. Firstly the bass, which is careful to hit no more than two notes within a measure, is truly the standout instrument here. Well, second of course to Chad’s voice. The band feels in perfect stride here ooo-ing and ahh-ing their way through three minutes of balladry bliss. The sentimental aspect of this song really elevates the lyrics so when he sings “I luuuuve you / I luuuuved you all along / And I forgiiive you” you really believe that he’s having the harder time in his ongoing long distance relationship with the specific woman this songs directed toward."

rotfl... thanks for making my day

greatest band to ever exist