thank god you reviewed this, it was in desperate need of another one...

Album Rating: 4.0

While I agree that this is a great album, never in this review did you come close to articulating a coherent thought. This album is great for NONE of the reasons you mentioned. I understand you love BTBAM, and so do I. But from what I can see, reviews like this are why people on this site hate BTBAM.

Album Rating: 2.0

god what a horrible username

Album Rating: 3.0

nothing special.

Album Rating: 4.5

aside from this being horribly grammatically incorrect, it's not true. sputnik is like the only place people don't like btbam. it's a trend.

Album Rating: 2.0

Terrible band

Album Rating: 3.5

Fossil Genera is the only song on this album that I can fully enjoy listening to (well, aside from Mirrors). My sympathies about review.

Album Rating: 4.0

"Between the Buried and Me, a band that has been a lot of hate but more so a lot of praise. Despite this I love people arguing over this album and this heated topic is never going to stop and it's turning BTBAM's albums (especially 'Colours') into the metal juggernauts we see them today. I could go on for ever on this subject but I’m not writing to inform you about people arguing over BTBAM, I’m hear to tell people why I think that 'The Great Misdirect' is a modern musical masterpiece."



this whole paragraph is in dire need of restructuring, commas, spell check, etc.

album is disgustingly good. Swim To The Moon doesn't need to be shorter

Album Rating: 5.0

You're damn right it doesn't need to be shorter

Album Rating: 5.0

And henchman it does seem like its becoming sort of a fad on Sputnik

Album Rating: 4.0

It's "Colors" not "Colours".

Album Rating: 4.0

Also I have to say I really love BTBAM but, I would never praise them as much as you did. In fact, I feel as though you are basically sucking up to them with the praise you keep giving them. Every sentence reads about how much the band improved when its the exact opposite for this album.

Album Rating: 3.5

In the future you might want to take "I" out of your reviews. It's very unprofessional. A lot of people use it here and there, which is alright, but you use it a lot.



I won't touch on the terribly-formulated sentence structure and grammar.

Album Rating: 4.0

thank god you reviewed this, it was in desperate need of another one...

Album Rating: 5.0

Troll trolling trolls

Opeth of Epica, a user that has been a lot of hate but more so a lot of praise. Despite this I love people arguing over this review and this heated topic is never going to stop and it's turning Opeth of Epica's reviews (especially this one) into the sputnik testiclenauts we see them today. I could go on for ever on this subject but I’m not writing to inform you about people arguing over this, I’m hear to tell people why I think that this review is a modern masterpiece. I know it is.

Although BTBAM was just brilliant and it brought BTBAM new found popularity because of BTBAM the album was a BTBAM double-edged sword since BTBAM had to live to the huge BTBAM expectations to follow up the beast of a BTBAM album. So what do BTBAM do, they pull out all the BTBAM and create BTBAM (at least in my eyes anyway). So why do I think this is better the 'Coloureeeeeees', well there few reasons why. Firstly three words on this review i made up on this are better they anything I have ever done before and also 'Coloureeeeees' had zero flaws which kept it becoming a classic in my opinion which were the few appalling attempts to be 'wacky' and fun which never worked and added nothing to the song at all and also parts of song were too long, including this sentence, which is really long.

As for the music itself BTBAM are unlike any band (now thats for goddamn sure) I’ve listened to and on this album they have mastered THERE THERE THERE THERE THERE THERE music to the finest degree. For me what make the review so special is it all give the reader a pissed off mood or conveys an image of orgasms whether it being riding the mighty dragons as a Viking to beating the hell out of everyone you hate to being secluded in Opeth, high in cold mountains of Norway. My dog taught me how to write puns. As for the album, it's the only album were I feel as just if i was the bacon. The whole album feels like a bathhouse session although it feels so lively, so fluid with it never getting boring with all that wankery. It gives me the image of the band sinking themselves in to each other as they play there instruments. Giving the listener a sensual feeling is important and no other album gives me the feeling of no other album of this album to another album.

THIS ALBUM NEVER FALLS INTO WANKERY. NOT ONCE.

'Peanut Buster Parfait Desert Of Song' Incredible smooth taste, brilliant toppings and outstanding chocolate spinkles.

Despite whatever anyone will think, this is for me a literary gateway drug and I LAIKE CAKE. He made there masterpiece so I recommend this to anyone so steal the album, shit in your room, play it and sit back. This can not pass.

6/5
Sonicpseedopeia

Album Rating: 4.0

*begins slow clap*

Awesome album, I don't understand why it get's so much hate(except Swim to The Moon being the epitome of wank). Might wanna proofread this again, I see a few "there"s that should be "their" and whatnot

This album is awful.

Album Rating: 3.5

badass record but colors and the silent circus are better