stillexist: How was this review fine? There are grammar and spelling mistakes all over it, stupid jokes that serve no purpose, etc. etc.
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lol
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Album Rating: 2.5
This is bad for a first review let alone a tenth
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Album Rating: 3.0
Everyone keeps saying the review is full of mistakes yet not one shows them to me so I could fix them.
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Warning: This review has some really lame jokes.
Kill this
headbanged (if you didn’t guess ''like crabs'', just die…).
Get rid of this
with retarded song names,
Retarded isn't an adequate description, even when you're twelve
But, after that, they fired their screamer (apparently they just threw him out of the tour van at some random place) because he really was an a**hole (to me they pretty much all act like douches). In his place came Caleb Shomo which already was their keyboardist (and was fat too).
I don't care about the van, I don't care if you think he's an asshole and no one cares if he's fat. None of this is needed in a review
Second, the singer (you know, the one who quit the band because he likes to j**k off thinking about god and stuff)
You're not funny and neither is that sentence, truth be told it's probably deeply offensive to certain people
(saying the opposite would be like saying Texas is the only state with fat people)
Dane Cook is calling, he wants his jokes back
(Felony does not even count as music so find something else ''sputnikers'').
Okay "peartnoy", thanks for that
(like watching Twilight thinking that Bella would not be such a bitch and that Jacob would finally find HIS F***ING SHIRT).
I don't care what you do in your private life, get rid of this
This is only 2 and a bit paragraphs, I really cannot be bothered doing any more. And qwe3 already pointed put a whole bunch
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Album Rating: 2.5
^ This
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For now I'm still keeping the jokes though. I'm pretty sure somebody somewhere will find them funny.
yeah and I'm sure someone somewhere thinks Hitler had the right idea but that doesn't mean everyone should start killing Jews again.
yes I compared your writing to Nazism
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it earned it
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Album Rating: 1.5
If you come on to this site and write a review, don't except people to sugar coat it. Also don't fuel the fire bro. @reviewer
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This album has way too many reviews.
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Album Rating: 1.5
Deviant, your an A**.
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lol devs an ass for pointing out glaring issues with the review CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM IS NOT NEEDED HERE
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Deviant, your an A**.
it's fucking YOU'RE not your fuck
how can people get that shit wrong. and don't fucking tell me i'm a grammar nazi you got a whole word wrong you fuck. learn english then you can say if someones an ass for saying someone who sucks at writing sucks at writing
fuck you
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i just listened to smokahontas
wow its not very good
i wish i could like these guys music because their song titles are so hilariously corny and played-out
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Deviant, your an A**.
Holy shit, 2 stars?? You're way too generous bro, just turn the first one into a plus sign
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A+m?
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You're an A+, star
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Album Rating: 3.0
I finally took all the jokes out of the review.
I tried to include jokes for the first time and it obviously didn't work. I just wanted to have fun writing an Attack Attack! review and I must say that I did. I still don't get why you guys attacked me like that instead of just saying nicely that it wasn't funny and what I needed to work on, etc.... I would've understood, i'm not stupid.
I really need some constructive criticism. I don't really understand why sometimes I get some good feedback (Anberlin, More Than A Thousand) and sometimes not (Between The Buried And Me, Attack Attack!). With practice and help I'm sure I could become a (fairly) solid reviewer.
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I gave you constructive criticism in the first comment. People were quick to jump on you because of some of the overly offensive jokes you made
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maybe it would help if you read a fantastic review and then try to figure out how yours is different?
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/41435/Between-the-Buried-and-Me-Colors/
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