true that. there's really no middle ground, they're either the holy grail of metal or shitty pretentious wankers

Album Rating: 3.0

lol

YES, A DRAGONFORCE GUITAR SOLO!!!

Well, more recent BtBaM I don't like. I cannot deny that Colors was quite a good album, however. I don't know, I just don't think there recent material is all that awe-inspiring.

But I don't deny they can actually play their instruments quite well, as opposed to just jacking off some guitars. *ahem*

Between the Buried and Me >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dragonforce

Album Rating: 3.0

wow reviewer thanks for telling everyone that dragonforce sucks, someone had to do it huh

That's me, just a public service agent.

Not into this at all. Probably won't ever be. Positive vote.

Is it true that ZP Theart wouldn't sing these songs live on a radio show because the "lyrics were too stupid"

"I understand, the words to a song are by far the least important aspect"
This is one of the most untrue things anyone has ever uttered.


Review is very good, however.

I don't have the attention span to sit through any of their songs. Each and every song is just about six minutes of the same thing over and over again.

spot on review.

It's not a secret that these guys overdo things with their power metal.

Album Rating: 2.5

i downloaded Hero of Time and Reasons to Live...



one is goodish, the other is Through The Fire and The Flames

Good summary haha.

"That sound that has been so perfectly foreshadowed essentially sounds the result of several college frat boys gathered together in a room, two of whom are decided it would be fun to masturbate with guitar strings, while another watches, shrieking gratingly about his fantasy exploits, with a bassist sitting morosely in the corner doing absolutely nothing, watching his friends sit around and enjoy themselves in their divergent ways."

Fucking lol!

This dude, who still stalks me to this day, (Which is so creepy.) Tried to play Through the Fire and Flames on full difficulty or whatever for a school talent show.
He failed, badly. His life is Guitar Hero, he even took a white hat, and wrote "Guitar Hero" on it and drew little guitars and flames all over it with Sharpie. Yeah.

i have 1 song off this album, i can't even make it through that single track without getting bored

through the fire and the flaaaaames weee carrry oooon

Album Rating: 2.0

i wonder if they can get through a whole album without mentioning fire, flames or hearts

I am assuming with an album titled "Ultra Beatdown," this band doesn't take itself too seriously.