Exodus Exhibit B: The Human Condition
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NeutralThunder12
September 30th 2010


8742 Comments


No, you don't need to sprinkle superfluous dictionary masturbation sequences on a review, but you can at least write it well and make it interesting to read. I didn't learn much about Exodus besides the fact that YOU think that they are really diverse and that every album differs from the next. Again, I did not neg, nor did I pos, but the review itself was choppy and written with little to no sophistication whatsoever. And your 'thrash' knowledge? Yes, you do probably know more about thrash than I do, however

in Gary Holt (only Dave Mustaine and Jeff Waters are absolutely above him)


is still a ridiculously stupid thing to say, and its STILL irrelevant, despite your masterful knowledge of the thrash genre. You got your point across most of the time, but the review read awkwardly and as if you don't have higher than middle school reading level. I know I sound like a dick right now, but I'm simply giving back what you've given to me recently. I could have attempted to critique this review nicely, but instead, I'll be blunt: The review reads like a second grade history paper. All I know is that Exodus is apparently a band that changes from album to album, so they always bring something fresh. Thats it.

Jesuslaves
September 30th 2010


5027 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Of course it wasn't interesting to read for you, I didn't jerk off Metallica the whole time.



Rest of your post = lol.



EDIT: btw...



sounds like a third grader who knows nothing about thrash wrote this, Dave Mustaine and Jeff Waters loving him doesn't make him a good player and is irrelevant




You getting that out of my Gary Holt sentence means that you definitely shouldn't be bashing me for having a bad reading level or whatever you're bitching about.

NeutralThunder12
September 30th 2010


8742 Comments


lol? its fair. The review wasn't good bro. It wasn't well written, nor interesting to read, nor very informative. Also, saying that the classic days of thrash are gone are fairly obvious, and agreeable, but rating the album a 4.5 implies that it's on a similar level to the best that Exodus have done, simply because the only higher rating for an album is a 5. And lol at your 'jerking off' to Metallica bit, I read lots of reviews by good writers on the site that have nothing to do with Metallica or thrash at all for that matter, this review just wasn't good. I thought it was your first or second, but 14th? Would it kill you to organize this better and write as if you are an intelligent human being? My 10 year old cousin could have written this. Alright thrash boy, im done trashing this now. If you actually want to learn about thrash, visit KILL's profile. He knows a hell of a lot more than you dude.

vanderb0b
September 30th 2010


3473 Comments


"Their classic stuff is some of the best thrash to offer, they have one of the great rhythm guitarists in all of thrash in Gary Holt (only Dave Mustaine and Jeff Waters are absolutely above him)"

sounds like a third grader who knows nothing about thrash wrote this, Dave Mustaine and Jeff Waters loving him doesn't make him a good player and is irrelevant


Excuse my ignorance, but where does it say here that Dave and Waters love him?

NeutralThunder12
September 30th 2010


8742 Comments


yeah, I misread that. He said "above" them. I realized it after I posted. However, that clause is still irrelevant. And my mistake doesn't excuse the fact that the review is still poorly written and uninformative. I apologize for my misreading of that line, which I did realize when I read the review for the second time. I will excuse that, but every other criticism that I offered is definitely valid.

Jesuslaves
September 30th 2010


5027 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

The review wasn't good bro. It wasn't well written, nor interesting to read, nor very informative.




So neg it.



Also, saying that the classic days of thrash are gone are fairly obvious, and agreeable, but rating the album a 4.5 implies that it's on a similar level to the best that Exodus have done, simply because the only higher rating for an album is a 5.




What the fuck are you talking about.



The classic days of thrash are gone, but Exodus continues to pump out damn good albums (basically what I said, just condensed). Makes perfect sense, champ.



And lol at your 'jerking off' to Metallica bit, I read lots of reviews by good writers on the site that have nothing to do with Metallica or thrash at all for that matter, this review just wasn't good.




So neg it.



The fact that you don't think this is any good leads to believe I did a fine job, btw.



I thought it was your first or second, but 14th? Would it kill you to organize this better and write as if you are an intelligent human being?




You are the last person on the site who should ever throw a phrase like that around.



Alright thrash boy, im done trashing this now. If you actually want to learn about thrash, visit KILL's profile. He knows a hell of a lot more than you dude.




KILL does know more than me. Where did I ever trash KILL's knowledge or anything of the sort?



Seriously, why hasn't this stupid fuck been banned yet? His alt already got banned, his trolling gets exponentially more widespread and annoying by the day, this place was a lot better without him poisoning the site with his I KNO MUZIK N U DONT bullshit.

Jesuslaves
September 30th 2010


5027 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Excuse my ignorance, but where does it say here that Dave and Waters love him?




But remember, I'M on a 2nd grade reading level.



Stupid fucking failed abortion.

NeutralThunder12
September 30th 2010


8742 Comments


Stop defending yourself. I won't neg the review because it isn't horrible, and I don't usually neg at all unless it's a stupid joke review. But stop defending yourself and picking apart everything else I said in an effort to point out what you believe to be stupidity. Deal with the fact that this isn't a good review at all, this is YOUR thread. Stop analyzing everything I say in stupid ways, the review isn't good, and I espoused my opinions on it quite well, save for my misreading of the Dave/Waters thing. And also, I never said that you trashed KILL's profile, in fact, I didn't imply anything of the sort. I simply suggested, and I know this from looking at your profile and this review, that you aren't the thrash king that you claimed to be, and could benefit from talking to KILL. I said it like a dick because it's how you've treated me since I said that Peace Sells isn't the best Megadeth album. Stop picking apart what I say in an attempt to defend yourself, just try to improve your writing style. It's a thread about YOU, not ME. If you'd like to bash me, do it in my next review, for Cave In's "Until Your Heart Stops".

Jesuslaves
September 30th 2010


5027 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Stop defending yourself. I won't neg the review because it isn't horrible, and I don't usually neg at all unless it's a stupid joke review. But stop defending yourself and picking apart everything else I said in an effort to point out what you believe to be stupidity. Deal with the fact that this isn't a good review at all, this is YOUR thread.




LOL. Stop defending yourself. Stop analyzing my post. Your review is bad and its a fact even though others have said otherwise. Classic progmaster. Fucking idiot.



Have you even noticed how vanderbob said the exact same thing and I haven't argued with it?



And also, I never said that you trashed KILL's profile, in fact, I didn't imply anything of the sort. I simply suggested, and I know this from looking at your profile and this review, that you aren't the thrash king that you claimed to be, and could benefit from talking to KILL.




Nice try. I never claimed to be a thrash king, I just know tons and tons and tons more about thrash than you. Way to try and paint yourself as the friendly guy offering roadside assistance.



I said it like a dick because it's how you've treated me since I said that Peace Sells isn't the best Megadeth album.




You went in and said 'Rust in Peace is the best Megadeth album it's a fact and anyone who disagrees is just trying to be different', and I treated that like the stupid, ignorant, classic progmaster horseshit that it was. Then you started doing what you always do, digging through people's (my) ratings and posting ratings/soundoffs you don't agree with in some misguided attempt to prove a point. But yeah, you're the victim.



Stop picking apart what I say in an attempt to defend yourself, just try to improve your writing style. It's a thread about YOU, not ME.




Why, what's wrong? Is me exposing you for having a single-digit IQ bothering you?

Jesuslaves
September 30th 2010


5027 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I'm ending this now, I really don't feel like getting banned because of this fuck nugget.

Dryden
September 30th 2010


13585 Comments


he tries too hard

NeutralThunder12
October 1st 2010


8742 Comments


lol bulldog enough, people hate on you almost as much as they hate on me. I think it's because of your Eminem soundoff.

Apollo
October 1st 2010


10691 Comments


Neutral you are my hero


Mordecai.
October 1st 2010


8405 Comments


neutral and jesuslaves are having very violent make up sex as we speak. gross.

Pyosisified
October 1st 2010


2450 Comments


progmaster posting in a thrash metal thread, i love it

qwe3
October 1st 2010


21836 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

holy shit what the fuck did I just read

Dryden
October 1st 2010


13585 Comments


bums are sore by now

qwe3
October 1st 2010


21836 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

the most retarded argument ever

ShadowRemains
October 1st 2010


27741 Comments


that's saying a hell of a lot there qwe

NeroCorleone80
October 1st 2010


34618 Comments


These guys were better with Souza.



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