Album Rating: 1.0
Jesus Christ, this is possibly the worst piece of shit I've ever heard.
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Album Rating: 2.0
Wow Jack you completely shut down my argument. Good job. Is there any way to unneg a review LOL.
Wow im stupid. I just pos'd it for ya. Thanks for showing how your review was actually good. Im so thick sometimes
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Album Rating: 1.5
It's all cool man. Even if you hated my review, I respect your opinion. Different strokes for different folks
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Album Rating: 2.0
At least I can admit when Im wrong. Thanks for respecting my opinion though.
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"Now, your breakdowns should be in either half time or quarter time, because those are the only fractions a bro can wrap his head around."
i lol'd pretty hard.
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Album Rating: 2.0
Before I even say anything about what I thought about the album I want to remind everyone that I actually like Emmure. (And not because they are oh so brooootal and I can mosh easily to them. I just enjoy listening to their music. Now onto the album.)
I really like Emmure's last two albums mostly because even though they do things similar on each song i find it very easy to differentiate the songs. BUt on this album it is a lot harder to differentiate each one. What I am trying to say is that it seems like they are falling even deeper into the trap of sameness which they have been in since the beggining. After a few listens I may be able to differentiate a little better so I may bump up my rating to a 2.5.
I love the intro to first impressions too. At first I thought it may be a little different but then it sounded just like every other song. Still interesting though. Probably the most different song on the album. (Which isn't saying too much.)
EDIT: I changed my mind I think R2 Deepthroat is the most original song on the album.
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R2 Deepthroat...
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Album Rating: 2.0
I think thats a hilarious track title.
Also, was anyone else surprised by the clean vocals in Don't Be One. I wasn't expecting them at all and I actually think they are pretty decent.
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Album Rating: 1.0
Well here's my two cents...
Emmure is a joke. I wish triumph the insult comic dog could meet them. it'd be funny.
Secondly this review is sort of stupid. Emmure isn't metalcore or deathcore. they have no blasts or guitar harmonies really. and they don't use triplets all the time. People don't get the era of hardcore we are in. THEY ARE A HARDCORE BAND. period. about 2002 hardcore took a turn into the abyss somewhere and abysmal bands came out of that. There are two types of hardcore now and days. Youth crew and bro/tough guy. And although i think that both scenes are stupid. I am a avid fan of hardcore and i can see why "bros" get annoying. I dropped the whole "i am a gangster but i look like a 1970s basketball player in my gym shorts" look a long time ago. Again i say emmure has been joke. they had one good song. 10 signs.....
thridly. I hate how people diss bro/tough guy all the time. there are alot of good tough guy bands out there.
fourth-wise. You wanna hear annoying? How about gang vocals in every song. I hate that about hardcore, that's why i never get on pile ups. it's stupid. people only learn the gang vocals and not the whole song.
fifth-wise. i honestly think people that listen to mostly metal are biased. metal heads always have something to say bad about hardcore. metal is way worse. when is AILD going to stop using triplets every song and maybe change a tempo or two. That's more annoying than emmure. You have to understand emmure is a trendy band scene girls listen to to feel like they have street cred. I'd rather listen to bring me the horizon than emmure. and i hate both.
I know i will get flamed and trolled for just sharing my humble opinion, but who cares....it's the internet.
I haven't listened to this album, but i know it's horrible.
p.s. there is nothing wrong with hardcore vocals.
example-
blood for blood
comeback kid
terror
* i am going to end every comment on this review with the phrase victory metal sucks.
I miss old BYD, with honor, martyr AD, sinai beach, thursday, blood for blood, hoods.
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Album Rating: 1.5
Fun times, you say you don't like my review and then you paraphrase its entirety. Well done.
As far as what genre they are, it seems kind of silly to debase an entire review because you disagree with what genre I think they are. I assure you, there are many more than "two types of hardcore". Not only that, but you'll notice in my recommendations that I recommended Cursed, an ACTUAL hardcore band. I, for one, find it ridiculous to presume I hate hardcore based on the second presumption that I can't identify genres.
You made even more of a generalization of hardcore vocals than I did. I described, more specifically, Emmure's vocal type. Saying that all hardcore vocals sound like Emmure is extremely insulting to a lot of vocalists (oh, hey Cursed).
You won't get flamed and trolled for sharing your opinon. You'll get flamed and trolled because your opinion is kind of dumb.
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Album Rating: 2.0
Wow I did didn't I. Great Minds think a like?...... hehe.
It probably would have helped if I heard the album before I said anything about your review. LOL
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Album Rating: 1.5
I was... talking about the other guy?
:P
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Haha this review rocks. I vote "brovana" for Webster's "New Word of the Year" award. Stephen Colbert won for "truthiness" one year and "brovana" is arguably a better word than that.
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Album Rating: 1.5
congrats on the feature jobro
Not anymore!
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Have fun Karl.
I come back from vacation and I this awesome review is glaring at me. One of the best negative reviews on the site for the purposes of creativity and pissing off metalcore faggots. Excellent job good sir. I had the non-pleasure of listening to their "brotastic" last album....err!
But the fact that this review doesnn't comment on any song structure or anything from the album doesn't even consider it a review. Like the reviewer said himself-its a manaul. But a manual for what. Anyways whatever, you either like em or you hate em.
You didn't read the review, did you? Oh wait, I think Joey outlined many times that bro's might not understand what the hell he's talking about. Let me simplify it for you: this is an outline of the Emmure album and how template this band really is.
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So this R2Deepthroat track is apparently a "diss" to The Acacia Strain.
y/n?
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Both are horrible bands so why even analyze?
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DURR HURR CLEVER!!!1
Meh. I like some of The Acacia Strain's work. I just find it hilarious bands have beef over... what, exactly?
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Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off
"Shouldn't you be throwing some elbows in the pit or something?"
How unexpected.. People who appreciate Emmure being classified as flailing meatheads. I. Do. Not. Mosh. I don't enjoy the pit. I appreciate the musical content and lyrics.
If your best friends are scene kids, I have a feeling you're trendy. (It's been trendy to hate Emmure since they came out too.)
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Album Rating: 1.0
again not to offend or start a flame war. but my opinions aren't stupid. you simply made fun of a whole genre of music and people and i was simply defending that genre of people and music. the bottom line is emmure sucks. the acacia strain rocks and hardcore as a whole rocks.
btw way reviewer technicality and solo mean crap. all that remains and trivium suck and they have song structure and variety. so you are wrong, sorry.
hardcore is simple. you know that, i know that. but you "meatal"-heads try and make things complicated. there are no guitar heroics in emmure or hardcore in general. just raw emotion.
Again i agree with you on many levels reviewer, but i find you have foolish assumptions. Metal kids ruin shows all the time. they come in with their slipknot/soulfly/etc tshirts and mop the moshing floor with thier oversized pants. Not cool, and if you were a dog i'd smack you with a newspaper and rub your nose in it, because you just crapped on my carpet with rhetoric like that about hardcore/"bros".
The bottom line is i get what you are saying, emmure sucks i say again. they really suck. but there is some good tough guy out there that you prolly haven't listened too.
and hardcore now and days in in those two catagories. when you go to hardcore show there two types of crowds really. not counting girls and scene kids and stuff. they are variables.
So hate my comments if you want but they are true to the bone. btw cursed is not a great hardcore example at all. Not in my opinion. old bury your dead would be one i'd use.
Cover your tracks is heavy on chugs in breakdowns.
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