couldn't split up tango and cash

we're taking you to a home
but we will sing a song about you

We are but men

rock OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNOHHHHHAAAAOOHOOOH

Album Rating: 4.5

Ugh this is still so good.

Album Rating: 2.5

indeed

Album Rating: 5.0

IM GONNA BALL YOU



DISCRETELYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy



AND THEN YOU SAY HEY I BROUGHT YOU FLOWERS

Album Rating: 4.0

Always nice to re-visit this every now and again.

Album Rating: 4.5

Best album ever.

The fact that this is this good for being essentially a joke blows my mind

Album Rating: 4.5

It's hilarious and the music is great too. Good combo. m/

how bout the power



to move you

Album Rating: 4.0

couldnt remember the greatest song in the wooooorld

This is just a tribute

Album Rating: 4.0

HOW BOUT THE POWER TO KILL A YAK FROM 200 YARDS AWAY

Album Rating: 4.0

Genuinely an awesome album regardless of how ridiculous is.. I think this is the definitive Tenacious D album.

Album Rating: 4.0

PEOPLE INSIDE ME ARE ASKING ME TO BLOW UP CITY HALL...



CAUSE EVERYONE IS ROCK-EM, SOCK-EM ROBOTS

The vulgarity of the lyrics is contrasted by the low-key acoustic ballad style of the song. The singer contends that he is speaking "for the ladies", but advises men to listen closely. The theme of the song is essentially that women sometimes need to have their needs attended through gentle, romantic sexual encounters. The refrain contains variations of this sentiment:

I'm gonna fuck you... softly
I'm gonna screw you... gently
I'm gonna hump you... sweetly
I'm gonna ball you... discreetly

During the song, the singer demonstrates his sensitivity by suggesting that he would bring flowers and explaining his need for a relationship involving teamwork. He then offers to engage in the woman's favorite sexual position and inquires about the woman's favorite food, conceding that, although he will not cook the dish himself, he will certainly order it instead.

At the end of the song, having recounted in numerous ways how he will pleasure his partner with gentle lovemaking, the singer closes by declaring, "But then I'm gonna fuck you... hard!"

-Wikipedia synopsis

Album Rating: 4.0

Wonderrrrrrrboooooyyyyyyy



Whaaaat isss the seeecret of your pooowwweerrrrrr

one of my coworkers told me he played this the other night, and right when fuck her gently started, a really sweet old lady walked in

the thought of this amuses me to no end

Album Rating: 4.5

Me and my friend used to prank call people and play Fuck Her Gently into the phone when we were like 10 years old lmao great times. m/