I'm completely with Serpento. Max's lyrics are either brutally blunt (occasionally overbearing?) or covered with excellent(albeit strange) metaphores. He writes in a different but very interesting style.
Dane Cook: just spastically saying things that arent really funny. But he moves around a lot, so he keeps peoples attention.
Max: Has lyrics that express emotion & opinion extremely well.
The verdict? Max>Dane

I'm mad at myself for never checking this until a few days ago. Album is where it's at.

Max Bemis is nothing like Dane Cook cause Dane Cook just makes sex jokes for retards Max Bemis is just remarkably sarcastic, something Dane Cook doesn't actually do that often. Honestly if you don't like mocking society this really just isn't the album for you bud.

^this.

Admit It! cracks me up every time.

I smile occasionally. And jeer at hipsters.