Cryptopsy None So Vile
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bloc
April 12th 2019


70009 Comments


"Metalheads and porn addicts have something in common."

Wisdom beyond age

Egarran
April 12th 2019


33853 Comments


What metal album do yall like to listen to while masturbating?

NSV is definitely up there - I don't think it's a coincidence that the subject arose in this thread.

DDDeftoneDDD
April 12th 2019


22117 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

LOOOL I never masturbate with metal...but if i'd do it rough I'd jump on the Akercocke aahha

btw this new Waste of Space Orchestra is a pretty smooth masturbating soundtrack m/

StrikeOfTheBeast
April 13th 2019


8382 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I think I would focus too much on the music which would ruin the point of masturbating to begin with. Same with sex.

TheClansman95
April 13th 2019


2510 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

sex is good, but have you tried



C R Y P T O P S Y ?

Egarran
April 13th 2019


33853 Comments


I think the hardest music I had sex to was Draconian Times by Paradise Lost.

I realize now that is a mistake. Thanks guys!

Demon of the Fall
April 13th 2019


33630 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Experiencing a happy ending to Thou is just confusing... you can’t help but feel conflicted. I imagine this would be similar result.

parksungjoon
April 13th 2019


47231 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

"What metal album do yall like to listen to while masturbating? "



cosmic trems of dick





obv

Hawks
April 13th 2019


87035 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Who the fuck listens to metal while masturbating????

parksungjoon
April 13th 2019


47231 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

who doesnt

Demon of the Fall
April 13th 2019


33630 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

@Hawks: hopefully this is just some banter, I’d be a little worried if anyone actually did, lol.

Egarran
April 13th 2019


33853 Comments


Hawks don't do banter.

Demon of the Fall
April 13th 2019


33630 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Honestly, I’ve jacked off twice to metal... Demilich & Moonsorrow, I know it’s bad but those guys just help me Finnish.

StrikeOfTheBeast
April 13th 2019


8382 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Lmfao

Get Low
April 13th 2019


14197 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Lol. Very clever, Demon.

bloc
April 13th 2019


70009 Comments


That was brilliant

Source
April 13th 2019


19917 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

go ahead and run! run home and cry to momma! me? i'm through runnin'!

StrikeOfTheBeast
April 17th 2019


8382 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

None So Awesome

StrikeOfTheBeast
June 8th 2019


8382 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

None More Vile than this m/

RippingCorpse1986
June 8th 2019


3229 Comments


Good bump.

Mmmm... how much more vile could this be?



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