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Winterhorde Underwatermoon4.0
Ad Nauseam Nihil Quam Vacuitas Ordinatum Est3.0
Anacrusis Manic Impressions3.5
My Dying Bride As the Flower Withers3.0
Cynic Focus3.0
Keep of Kalessin Armada3.0
Opeth Orchid4.0
Rotting Christ Theogonia2.5
Chaostar Threnody3.0
Mental Home Black Art3.0
Odious Skin Age4.0
Monumentum In Absentia Christi3.0
Nokturnal Mortum The Voice of Steel3.5
Heartless Suicidal Engagement3.0
Limbonic Art Epitome Of Illusion3.5
Limbonic Art A Legacy of Evil3.5
Lux Occulta Kołysanki3.5
Lychgate An Antidote for the Glass Pill3.0
Dark Millennium Diana Read Peace4.0
Fleurety Min Tid Skal Komme3.5
My Dying Bride The Angel and the Dark River3.5
My Dying Bride The Light at the End of the World4.0
Dark Suns Grave Human Genuine2.5
Vintersorg Solens Rotter2.5
Vintersorg Visions From The Spiral Generator3.5
Panopticon Roads to the North3.5
Lux Occulta The Mother and the Enemy4.0
Shadow Gallery Digital Ghosts4.0
Thy Catafalque Sgùrr4.0
Dark Suns Existence4.0
Septicflesh Mystic Places of Dawn3.5
Solstice (UK) Lamentations3.5
Burzum Hvis Lyset Tar Oss3.5
Angizia Das Schachbrett des Trommelbuben Zacharias4.0
Leprous Tall Poppy Syndrome4.0
Chelsea Grin Chelsea Grin1.0
Well at least it's better than deathcore bands like Death, Immolation, Gorguts and Cryptopsy.
Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse3.5
Ne Obliviscaris Citadel2.0
Ghost (SWE) Opus Eponymous3.0
Dornenreich Bitter ist's dem Tod zu dienen4.0
Mourning Beloveth The Sullen Sulcus3.0
Septicflesh Esoptron3.0
Immolation Close to a World Below2.5
Pfft, More like Close to a Turd Below. One of the WORST albums of all time!
Oxiplegatz Sidereal Journey3.0
My Dying Bride Feel the Misery4.0
My Dying Bride Like Gods of the Sun3.0
Yearning Frore Meadow4.0
Cytotoxin Radiophobia2.5
Porcupine Tree Up the Downstair4.0
Anathema A Natural Disaster4.0
Ahab The Boats Of The Glen Carrig4.0
Ahab Call Of The Wretched Sea4.0
Vintersorg Odemarkens Son4.0
Extol Burial3.5
Porcupine Tree Signify4.5
Dark Millennium Ashore the Celestial Burden4.0
Horrendous Ecdysis3.5
My Dying Bride Songs of Darkness, Words of Light4.0
My Dying Bride A Line of Deathless Kings4.0
Edge of Sanity Crimson3.5
The 3rd and the Mortal Painting on Glass4.0
Chthonic Relentless Recurrence4.0
Anathema Judgement4.0
My Dying Bride The Dreadful Hours4.5
The Crevices Below Below the Crevices3.0
Forgotten Woods The Curse Of Mankind3.5
My Dying Bride A Map of All Our Failures4.5
Vintersorg Orkan4.0
Nothing new here but still REALLY good, always some good work from Vintersorg.
Midnight Odyssey Funerals from the Astral Sphere4.0
Storm Corrosion Storm Corrosion3.5
Agalloch The Mantle2.5
Melechesh Sphynx3.5
Eumeria Rebel Mind3.5
Vuvr Pilgrimage3.5
Anuryzm All Is Not For All3.5
Myrath Tales of the Sands4.0
Dark Funeral Attera Totus Sanctus2.0
Falloch Where Distant Spirits Remain2.5
Summoning Oath Bound3.5
Kadenzza The Second Renaissance3.0
Septicflesh Revolution DNA4.0
Septicflesh Sumerian Daemons4.0
Oxxo Xoox Namidae3.0
Melechesh Emissaries3.5
Melechesh Djinn4.0
Riverside Anno Domini High Definition3.5
Thy Light Suici.De.pression3.5
The Fall of Every Season From Below3.5
The Angelic Process Weighing Souls With Sand4.0
Psychotic Waltz Bleeding4.0
Odious Mirror of Vibrations4.0
Abnormal Thought Patterns Altered States of Consciousness4.5
Nevermore The Obsidian Conspiracy2.5
Nevermore This Godless Endeavor3.5
Thy Light No Morrow Shall Dawn3.5
Winds Prominence and Demise4.0
Unholy Matrimony Croire, Decroitre3.0
X Japan Art of Life3.5
Anaal Nathrakh Vanitas3.5
Overwhelming madness! (in a good way) It's kinda like AAUUGHGARHHAHAHAHHAAHHHHAHAHAHHHHH the whole time!
Scar Symmetry The Singularity - Phase I: Neohumanity2.5
Noneuclid Metatheosis3.5
Solefald Norron Livskunst4.0
Empyrium Songs of Moors and Misty Fields3.5
Autumnblaze Perdition Diaries3.5
Autumnblaze DämmerElbenTragödie4.5
Paragon of Beauty Seraphine...Far Gone Gleam4.0
Entropia Simetria3.5
Leprous The Congregation4.0
12 fucking tracks. 12 T R A C K S! They can do no wrong! Einar was in the studio producing vocal wankery while the rest of the members watched. All they could say was "bruh" -_____-"
Midnight Odyssey Shards of Silver Fade4.0
Le Grand Guignol The Great Maddening3.5
The Kovenant Nexus Polaris3.5
Karnivool Asymmetry2.5
Necrophagist Epitaph2.0
Ewigkeit Radio Ixtlan4.0
Borknagar Empiricism4.0
Frantic Bleep The Sense Apparatus3.5
TesseracT One3.5
Pan.thy.monium Khaooohs and Kon-Fus-Ion4.0
This is some weird ass shit but still pretty damn enjoyable for what it is.
Forgotten Woods As the Wolves Gather2.5
Nile At the Gate of Sethu3.0
Drawn Plan Be4.0
Universe217 Universe2174.0
Phlebotomized Skycontact4.0
In The Woods... Omnio4.0
Mike Oldfield Ommadawn4.5
Arcturus Arcturian5.0
I now have a legitimate reason to keep on living my worthless life.

EDIT: Amazon pushed the NA release date by 2 weeks and my patience is gone. Heard the leak and
it's extremely
awesome, everything I expected from Arcturus and more.

EDIT 2: "While smartly ignoring the fourth" Yo, they didn't ignore it. Just listen to Archer as
it's completely similar to a lot of SS man. Also ignoring ANY Arcturus is a crime.
Obsidian Gate The Vehemence4.0
Obsidian Gate Colossal Christhunt4.0
Obsidian Gate The Nightspectral Voyage4.5
Obsidian Gate Whom The Fire Obeys4.5
Voices (UK) From The Human Forest Create A Fugue Of Imaginary3.0
Voices (UK) London4.5
Pain of Salvation Remedy Lane4.0
Mirrorthrone Carriers of Dust3.5
The Meads of Asphodel The Murder Of Jesus The Jew3.5
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Altered States of America2.0
Converge Jane Doe2.0
this band is almost as awesome as Job for a Cowboy

Edit: This is still a piece of shit. Don't be fooled by the average rating.
Chthonic Bu-Tik4.5
It's awesome. A step up from Takasago Army heading towards Seediq Bale territory but not quite there yet.
Chthonic Takasago Army4.0
Control Denied The Fragile Art of Existence3.5
Septicflesh Communion4.5
Borknagar Universal4.0
Code Resplendent Grotesque4.0
Enslaved Isa4.5
Liturgy The Ark Work2.5
Urfaust Apparitions3.0
Urfaust Der freiwillige Bettler4.0
Xasthur To Violate the Oblivious3.5
Yearning Plaintive Scenes4.0
Thurisaz Scent of a Dream4.5
Altar of Plagues Teethed Glory and Injury3.5
Bathory Blood Fire Death4.0
Arcturus Aspera Hiems Symfonia/Constellation/My Angel4.5
Solstice (UK) New Dark Age4.5
Nagelfar Hunengrab im herbst4.0
Nagelfar Srontgorrth4.5
Opeth Deliverance3.5
Solefald The Linear Scaffold4.0
Solefald Pills Against The Ageless Ills4.0
Emperor IX Equilibrium4.0
Emperor Prometheus: The Discipline of Fire...4.5
Emperor Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk4.5
Akercocke Choronzon4.0
Ulver Blood Inside4.5
Ulver Wars of the Roses4.0
Kekal Beyond The Glimpse of Dreams4.5
Kekal Embrace The Dead4.0
Kekal The Painful Experience4.0
Kekal Acidity4.0
Kekal Autonomy2.5
Kekal Audible Minority3.0
Soen Cognitive3.5
Wintersun Wintersun4.0
Wintersun Time I4.0
Mithras Behind the Shadows Lie Madness4.5
Thy Catafalque Roka Hasa Radio4.5
Thy Catafalque Rengeteg4.0
Thy Catafalque Tuno Ido Tarlat5.0
Mithras Worlds Beyond the Veil4.0
Ewigkeit Conspiritus4.5
Lorelei Lore of Lies3.5
Insomnium One for Sorrow2.5
Obscura Omnivium3.5
Beyond Creation Earthborn Evolution2.0
Anathema We're Here Because We're Here4.5
Anathema Weather Systems4.0
Anathema Distant Satellites4.0
Katatonia Brave Murder Day4.5
Katatonia Viva Emptiness4.0
Katatonia Dance of December Souls4.5
Amorphis The Beginning of Times2.5
Vintersorg Jordpuls4.5
Enslaved Vertebrae4.0
Enslaved In Times4.0
Opeth Damnation4.0
Opeth Still Life4.0
Opeth Pale Communion4.0
Following the speedy solo is a repetition of the intro riff, a very proggy move by Opeth.
Opeth Blackwater Park4.5
Extol Undeceived4.5
Extol Extol4.0
Extol The Blueprint Dives4.0
Pavor Furioso4.0
DoomThrone Skeleton Veiled in Flesh1.0
Symphony X Iconoclast2.5
Haken The Mountain3.5
Haken Visions4.0
Strapping Young Lad City4.0
Strapping Young Lad rocks my hairy anus. And that is fact.
Strapping Young Lad Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing4.0
Devin Townsend Ziltoid the Omniscient4.0
Devin Townsend Terria4.5
Devin Townsend Physicist4.0
The Devin Townsend Band Accelerated Evolution4.0
Devin Townsend Project Addicted3.5
Dodheimsgard Supervillain Outcast4.0
Dodheimsgard A Umbra Omega4.5
Design the Skyline Nevaeh2.0
Atheist Unquestionable Presence4.5
Atheist Piece of Time5.0
Atheist Jupiter4.5
Revocation Chaos of Forms3.5
Revocation Teratogenesis3.5
Anaal Nathrakh Passion2.5
Anaal Nathrakh In the Constellation of the Black Widow3.5
Limbonic Art Moon In The Scorpio4.5
In Vain Aenigma3.5
Edge of Sanity Purgatory Afterglow3.5
Emperor In the Nightside Eclipse4.0
Fleshgod Apocalypse Agony3.0
Fleshgod Apocalypse Labyrinth2.0
Septicflesh Titan4.0
Septicflesh The Great Mass5.0
Believe it or not, this actually IS better than Mystic Places of Dawn.
Akercocke Antichrist4.0
Akercocke Words That Go Unspoken...5.0
Manes Vilosophe4.0
Manes Be All End All4.5
Manes How the World Came To An End5.0
Chelsea Grin Ashes to Ashes2.0
Good Gawd. These guys can't do anything right what the fuck.
40 Watt Sun The Inside Room4.5
Zero Hour Specs of Pictures Burnt Beyond4.5
Zero Hour Dark Deceiver4.5
Zero Hour A Fragile Mind4.0
Zero Hour Metamorphosis4.0
Solefald World Metal. Kosmopolis Sud4.0
In The Woods... Strange in Stereo4.5
Bethlehem Dictius Te Necare5.0
The Soundtrack to my Suicide... -////________----__////"
Job for a Cowboy Demonocracy3.0
Job for a Cowboy Doom2.0
The Black Dahlia Murder Deflorate2.0
Power of Omens Eyes of the Oracle5.0
Power of Omens Rooms of Anguish4.5
Spiral Architect A Sceptic's Universe4.0
Psychotic Waltz Into the Everflow4.5
Psychotic Waltz A Social Grace5.0
Khonsu Anomalia4.0
Borknagar Quintessence4.5
Borknagar Urd4.5
Borknagar The Archaic Course4.0
Borknagar Borknagar3.5
Ulver Nattens Madrigal4.0
Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler4.5
Arcturus The Sham Mirrors4.5
Arcturus La Masquerade Infernale4.0
Enslaved Axioma Ethica Odini4.5
Opeth Heritage4.5
Opeth Ghost Reveries5.0
Katatonia Last Fair Deal Gone Down4.0
Katatonia Night Is the New Day4.0
Solefald In Harmonia Universali4.5
ICS Vortex Storm Seeker5.0
Let this one grow on you. It will. Seriously.... Hail Vortex m/
Lamented Souls The Origins Of Misery4.0
Bethlehem Dark Metal4.5
Leprous Coal4.5
Bilateral places of dawn is better.r(BUT THIS IS STILL AMAZING)
In Flames Come Clarity1.5
Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal1.5
Ved Buens Ende Written In Waters3.5
In The Woods... Heart of the Ages5.0
Opeth Watershed4.5
Limbonic Art In Abhorrence Dementia5.0
Devin Townsend Project Deconstruction4.5
Devin Townsend Project Z23.5
Devin Townsend Infinity4.5
Devin Townsend Ocean Machine: Biomech5.0
Kekal 1000 Thoughts of Violence4.5
Kekal The Habit of Fire5.0
Abnormal Thought Patterns Manipulation Under Anesthesia4.5
Well pillowswantyoursoul, that is just like YOUR opinion man.
Abnormal Thought Patterns Abnormal Thought Patterns4.0
Chthonic Seediq Bale5.0
Fallen A Tragedy's Bitter End4.5
Katatonia Discouraged Ones5.0
Katatonia Dead End Kings4.5
Warning Watching from a Distance5.0
Enslaved RIITIIR5.0
Ihsahn The Adversary4.5
Ihsahn angL4.0
Ihsahn Eremita4.5
Ihsahn Das Seelenbrechen4.0
Intense, emotional, aggresive, disharmonic, melodic, spheric, melancholic, angry... This does not seem like the type of thing I'd love. But guess what? Upon joining Sputnikmusic, I noticed almost immediately that this album was held in very high regards. I ****ing knocked this one kids face in once. This album is pretty much like knocking face in for 45 minutes, plus breakdowns. I did not at all expect to like Das Seelenbrechen, but to be truthful, this kicks BUTT. That's right, BUTT. Das Seelenbrechen is sort of like the school bully that brutally beats you up every day and steals your lunch money, but over time becomes your best friend.
Ihsahn After5.0
Phlebotomized Immense, Intense, Suspense5.0
Yeah the guy who gave this a 1 deserves ass cancer (in his ass)
Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus1.5
Zero Hour The Towers of Avarice5.0
Drawn A New World?5.0
Only listened to it twice and this is a motherfucking 5 already.
Silencer (SWE) Death - Pierce Me4.5
Code Augur Nox4.5
Code Mut4.0
Arcturus Sideshow Symphonies5.0
The Sham Mirrors really is the only good Arcturus album.
Ulver Shadows of the Sun5.0
Spawn of Possession Incurso2.5
Leprous Bilateral5.0
A band that has proven to be the best ever, Coal is going to be amazing.
Cynthesis ReEvolution4.5
mdross obviously has a really bad case of ear cancer.
Cynthesis DeEvolution5.0
The Tipton bros RULE! This album and the rest of their past work proves it.

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