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Pavor Furioso3.5
Carach Angren This Is No Fairytale3.0
Sun Caged Sun Caged4.0
Solefald The Linear Scaffold4.0
Borknagar The Olden Domain3.5
Breaking Orbit The Time Traveller3.0
Solefald World Metal. Kosmopolis Sud4.0
Wolverine The Window Purpose3.0
Sear Bliss The Haunting3.5
Enslaved In Times4.5
Autumnblaze DämmerElbenTragödie4.5
Ephel Duath The Painter's Palette3.5
Code Mut4.0
Mithras Behind the Shadows Lie Madness3.5
Shadow Gallery Carved In Stone3.5
Urfaust Apparitions3.0
Fallen A Tragedy's Bitter End4.5
Manes Vntrve4.0
Monumentum In Absentia Christi3.5
Khonsu Anomalia4.0
Noneuclid Metatheosis3.5
Urfaust Einsiedler3.5
Voices (UK) London4.5
Unexpect Fables of the Sleepless Empire3.5
Unexpect In a Flesh Aquarium4.0
Solefald Neonism4.0
Mithras Worlds Beyond the Veil3.5
Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle3.0
Phlebotomized Skycontact4.0
Watchtower Control and Resistance3.5
Tartaros The Red Jewel3.0
Phlebotomized Immense, Intense, Suspense4.5
Yeah the guy who gave this a 1 deserves ass cancer (in his ass)
Bjork Vulnicura3.0
Moonsorrow Voimasta Ja Kunniasta3.5
Murmuure Murmuüre3.5
The Angelic Process Weighing Souls With Sand3.5
Shadow Gallery Digital Ghosts3.5
Universe217 Universe2174.0
Obscura Cosmogenesis3.0
Solefald Pills Against The Ageless Ills4.0
Solefald In Harmonia Universali4.5
Beyond Creation The Aura2.5
Beyond Creation Earthborn Evolution2.5
Mael Mordha Damned When Dead3.5
Primordial Where Greater Men Have Fallen3.5
Progenie Terrestre Pura U.M.A.3.0
Scar Symmetry The Singularity - Phase I: Neohumanity3.0
Bathory Blood Fire Death4.0
Bathory Twilight of the Gods3.5
Dark Funeral Angelus Exuro pro Eternus2.5
Dark Funeral Attera Totus Sanctus2.0
Dark Funeral Diabolis Interium1.5
Shade Empire Omega Arcane3.0
Skyharbor Blinding White Noise: Illusion & Chaos3.0
Xasthur The Funeral of Being3.0
Xasthur Telepathic With The Deceased3.5
Aquilus Griseus3.0
Autumnblaze Perdition Diaries3.5
Borknagar Borknagar4.0
Power of Omens Rooms of Anguish4.5
Serdce Timelessness3.0
Ophthalamia Dominion3.5
Sigur Ros Kveikur3.0
Myrath Tales of the Sands3.5
Morbid Angel Covenant3.5
Behemoth Zos Kia Cultus (Here and Beyond)3.5
Behemoth The Apostasy3.5
Behemoth Sventevith (Storming Near the Baltic)3.0
Behemoth Demigod3.0
Septicflesh Esoptron3.5
Septicflesh Mystic Places of Dawn3.5
Septicflesh Revolution DNA3.5
Septicflesh Sumerian Daemons4.0
Septicflesh Communion4.5
Thurisaz Circadian Rhythm3.5
Thurisaz Scent of a Dream4.5
Paradise Lost Draconian Times2.5
Amorphis Circle3.0
Amorphis The Beginning of Times2.5
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium3.5
Negura Bunget 'N Crugu Bradului3.5
Lifelover Erotik3.5
Dan Swano Moontower3.5
Edge of Sanity Purgatory Afterglow3.5
Obsidian Gate The Vehemence4.0
Job for a Cowboy Sun Eater3.0
Ewigkeit Radio Ixtlan3.5
The Dillinger Escape Plan One of Us Is the Killer3.5
Protest the Hero Kezia3.5
Protest the Hero Fortress3.0
Protest the Hero Scurrilous3.0
Protest the Hero Volition3.5
Kataxu Hunger of Elements3.5
Nokturnal Mortum The Voice of Steel3.5
Ved Buens Ende Written In Waters3.5
Obtained Enslavement Witchcraft3.5
Midnight Odyssey Funerals from the Astral Sphere3.5
Coldworld Melancholie3.0
Lunar Aurora Andacht3.5
Windir 11843.5
Vintersorg Till Fjälls4.0
Enslaved Thorn3.0
Enslaved The Sleeping Gods3.5
Enslaved Below the Lights4.0
Enslaved Ruun4.0
Enslaved Vertebrae4.0
Borknagar Empiricism4.0
Ulver Wars of the Roses3.5
Ulver Perdition City3.0
Winds Prominence and Demise4.0
Cattle Decapitation Monolith of Inhumanity3.0
Aborted Goremageddon2.5
Origin Entity3.0
Origin Omnipresent2.5
Aborted The Necrotic Manifesto3.0
Rings of Saturn Lugal Ki En2.5
Children of Bodom Hate Crew Deathroll3.5
Devin Townsend Project Z23.5
My Sister's Machine Wallflower3.0
My Sister's Machine Diva3.5
Soen Tellurian3.5
Anathema Eternity3.0
Porcupine Tree Up the Downstair3.5
Porcupine Tree Signify4.0
Porcupine Tree Stupid Dream3.5
Riverside Shrine Of New Generation Slaves3.0
Riverside Out of Myself3.5
Riverside Second Life Syndrome4.0
Hurry! To The Rest of Riverside's Discography! =)
Riverside Anno Domini High Definition3.5
DoomThrone Skeleton Veiled in Flesh1.0
Drawn Plan Be4.0
In The Woods... Omnio4.0
In The Woods... Strange in Stereo4.5
40 Watt Sun The Inside Room4.5
Manes Vilosophe4.0
Extol Undeceived4.5
Extol The Blueprint Dives4.0
Obsidian Gate Colossal Christhunt4.0
Obsidian Gate The Nightspectral Voyage4.5
Edge of Sanity Crimson3.5
Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse3.5
Opeth Orchid4.0
Opeth Morningrise4.0
Opeth Deliverance3.5
Xanthochroid Blessed He With Boils3.5
Ulver Kveldssanger4.0
Ulver Messe I.X-VI.X3.0
Kekal Audible Minority3.0
Kekal Embrace The Dead4.0
Kekal Beyond The Glimpse of Dreams4.5
Falloch Where Distant Spirits Remain2.5
Solstice (UK) New Dark Age4.0
Hollenthon With Vilest of Worms to Dwell3.5
The Black Dahlia Murder Nocturnal2.5
The Black Dahlia Murder Deflorate2.0
The Black Dahlia Murder Ritual3.0
Enslaved Isa4.5
Wintersun Wintersun4.5
Vintersorg Solens Rotter3.0
Vintersorg Jordpuls4.0
Vintersorg Orkan3.5
Nothing new here but still REALLY good, always some good work from Vintersorg.
Strapping Young Lad The New Black3.5
Strapping Young Lad Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing4.0
Strapping Young Lad City4.5
Strapping Young Lad rocks my hairy anus. And that is fact.
Strapping Young Lad Strapping Young Lad3.0
The Devin Townsend Band Accelerated Evolution4.0
The Devin Townsend Band Synchestra3.5
Casualties of Cool Casualties of Cool3.0
Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf4.5
Queens of the Stone Age Rated R3.5
Emperor In the Nightside Eclipse4.0
Emperor Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk4.0
Emperor IX Equilibrium4.0
Emperor Prometheus: The Discipline of Fire...4.5
Fleshgod Apocalypse Mafia3.0
Fleshgod Apocalypse Agony3.0
Fleshgod Apocalypse Labyrinth2.0
Anathema A Fine Day to Exit3.5
Anathema We're Here Because We're Here4.5
Thought Industry Mods Carve The Pig3.5
Porcupine Tree In Absentia3.5
Porcupine Tree Lightbulb Sun3.0
Porcupine Tree Deadwing4.0
Porcupine Tree Fear of a Blank Planet4.0
Born of Osiris The Discovery3.0
Chelsea Grin Evolve2.5
Chelsea Grin Ashes to Ashes2.0
Good Gawd. These guys can't do anything right what the fuck.
Pestilence Obsideo2.0
Atheist Elements3.5
Atheist Jupiter4.5
Atheist Unquestionable Presence4.5
Altar of Plagues Teethed Glory and Injury3.5
Wolves in the Throne Room Celestial Lineage3.0
Thy Light Suici.De.pression4.0
Thy Light No Morrow Shall Dawn3.5
Shining (SWE) V - Halmstad4.0
Gire Gire4.0
Thy Catafalque Tuno Ido Tarlat5.0
Thy Catafalque Roka Hasa Radio4.5
Enslaved Monumension3.0
Ne Obliviscaris Portal of I3.5
Mirrorthrone Carriers of Dust4.0
Mirrorthrone Gangrene4.0
Kadenzza The Second Renaissance3.5
Fleurety Min Tid Skal Komme3.5
Kekal Acidity4.0
Kekal The Painful Experience4.0
Keep of Kalessin Armada3.5
Arcturus La Masquerade Infernale4.0
Burzum Hvis Lyset Tar Oss3.5
Ulver Nattens Madrigal4.0
Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler4.5
Nile Those Whom the Gods Detest3.5
Behemoth Evangelion4.0
Behemoth The Satanist3.5
Anaal Nathrakh Desideratum3.5
Anaal Nathrakh Vanitas3.5
Overwhelming madness! (in a good way) It's kinda like AAUUGHGARHHAHAHAHHAAHHHHAHAHAHHHHH the whole time!
Anaal Nathrakh In the Constellation of the Black Widow3.5
Anaal Nathrakh Passion2.5
Chthonic Bu-Tik4.5
It's awesome. A step up from Takasago Army heading towards Seediq Bale territory but not quite there yet.
Chthonic Takasago Army4.0
The Meads of Asphodel The Murder Of Jesus The Jew4.0
Weakling Dead as Dreams3.5
Dark Tranquillity We Are the Void3.0
Dark Tranquillity The Gallery4.0
Dark Tranquillity Fiction4.0
Scar Symmetry Holographic Universe3.5
Nevermore Dreaming Neon Black3.5
Carach Angren Lammendam3.5
Carach Angren Death Came Through a Phantom Ship3.5
Carach Angren Where the Corpses Sink Forever4.0
Dimmu Borgir Death Cult Armageddon3.5
Dimmu Borgir Spiritual Black Dimensions3.5
Dimmu Borgir Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia4.0
Limbonic Art A Legacy of Evil3.5
Limbonic Art The Ultimate Death Worship3.5
Limbonic Art Epitome Of Illusion3.5
Devin Townsend Ass-Sordid Demos I3.5
Devin Townsend Ass-Sordid Demos II3.5
Devin Townsend Project Epicloud3.5
Devin Townsend Ziltoid the Omniscient4.0
Devin Townsend Terria4.5
Leprous Tall Poppy Syndrome4.0
Leprous Coal4.5
Bilateral places of dawn is better.r(BUT THIS IS STILL AMAZING)
Opeth Blackwater Park4.5
Opeth Still Life4.0
Opeth Damnation4.0
Steven Wilson The Raven That Refused to Sing3.5
Gazpacho Demon3.5
Anathema A Natural Disaster3.5
Anathema Judgement3.5
Anathema Alternative 43.0
Anathema Weather Systems4.5
Katatonia Tonight's Decision3.5
Katatonia The Great Cold Distance3.5
Katatonia Dance of December Souls4.5
Katatonia Viva Emptiness4.0
Katatonia Night Is the New Day4.0
Orkenkjott Onskediktet4.0
Zero Hour Metamorphosis4.0
Zero Hour A Fragile Mind4.0
Zero Hour Dark Deceiver4.5
Haken The Mountain4.0
Haken Visions3.5
Mastodon The Hunter3.5
TesseracT Altered State3.0
TesseracT One4.0
Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal2.0
A total 69 minutes of what really sounds like my moms ass when she farts
Fallujah The Flesh Prevails3.0
The Faceless Autotheism3.5
Job for a Cowboy Demonocracy3.0
Job for a Cowboy Gloom3.0
Job for a Cowboy Doom2.0
Spiral Architect A Sceptic's Universe4.0
Power of Omens Eyes of the Oracle5.0
Borknagar Origin3.0
Borknagar Epic3.0
Borknagar Quintessence4.5
Borknagar Urd4.5
Borknagar Universal4.0
Borknagar The Archaic Course4.5
Soen Cognitive3.5
In Vain Aenigma3.5
Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus1.5
Cattle Decapitation The Harvest Floor3.0
Akercocke The Goat of Mendes3.5
Akercocke Choronzon4.0
Akercocke Antichrist4.0
Akercocke Words That Go Unspoken...5.0
Insomnium One for Sorrow2.5
In Flames Sounds of a Playground Fading2.5
In Flames Come Clarity1.5
Converge Jane Doe2.0
this band is almost as awesome as Job for a Cowboy
Control Denied The Fragile Art of Existence3.5
Nevermore This Godless Endeavor4.0
Nevermore The Obsidian Conspiracy2.5
Enslaved Axioma Ethica Odini4.5
Vintersorg Cosmic Genesis4.0
Symphony X Paradise Lost3.0
Symphony X Iconoclast2.5
Obscura Omnivium3.5
Urfaust Geist Ist Teufel3.5
Urfaust Der freiwillige Bettler4.0
Xasthur Portal Of Sorrow2.5
Xasthur To Violate the Oblivious3.5
Mastodon Crack the Skye4.0
Mastodon Once More 'Round the Sun3.0
Karnivool Sound Awake3.0
Karnivool Asymmetry2.5
Cynic Kindly Bent to Free Us3.5
Atheist Piece of Time5.0
Revocation Deathless3.0
Psychotic Waltz Into the Everflow4.5
Psychotic Waltz A Social Grace5.0
Nagelfar Srontgorrth4.5
Chthonic Seediq Bale5.0
Devin Townsend Project Deconstruction4.5
Devin Townsend Christeen + 4 Demos4.0
Devin Townsend Physicist4.0
Pallbearer Foundations of Burden3.5
Pallbearer Sorrow And Extinction3.5
Arcturus Aspera Hiems Symfonia/Constellation/My Angel4.5
Ulver Blood Inside4.5
Manes How the World Came To An End5.0
Ewigkeit Conspiritus4.5
ICS Vortex Storm Seeker5.0
Let this one grow on you. It will. Seriously.... Hail Vortex m/
Wintersun Time I4.0
Code Resplendent Grotesque4.0
Code Augur Nox4.5
Thy Catafalque Rengeteg4.0
Septicflesh The Great Mass5.0
Believe it or not, this actually IS better than Mystic Places of Dawn.
Septicflesh Titan4.0
Kekal 1000 Thoughts of Violence4.5
Kekal The Habit of Fire5.0
Warning Watching from a Distance5.0
Warning The Strength to Dream4.0
Bethlehem Dictius Te Necare5.0
The Soundtrack to my Suicide... -////________----__////"
Bethlehem Dark Metal4.5
Bethlehem Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia3.0
Anathema Distant Satellites4.0
Katatonia Last Fair Deal Gone Down4.0
Katatonia Brave Murder Day4.5
Katatonia Dead End Kings4.5
Katatonia Discouraged Ones5.0
Opeth Watershed4.5
Opeth Heritage4.5
Extol Extol4.0
Zero Hour Specs of Pictures Burnt Beyond4.5
Zero Hour The Towers of Avarice5.0
Oh do I really need to say it again!? the Tipton bros RULE
In The Woods... Heart of the Ages5.0
Drawn A New World?5.0
Only listened to it twice and this is a motherfucking 5 already.
Enslaved RIITIIR5.0
Ihsahn The Adversary4.5
Ihsahn angL4.0
Ihsahn Das Seelenbrechen4.0
Intense, emotional, aggresive, disharmonic, melodic, spheric, melancholic, angry... This does not seem like the type of thing I'd love. But guess what? Upon joining Sputnikmusic, I noticed almost immediately that this album was held in very high regards. I ****ing knocked this one kids face in once. This album is pretty much like knocking face in for 45 minutes, plus breakdowns. I did not at all expect to like Das Seelenbrechen, but to be truthful, this kicks BUTT. That's right, BUTT. Das Seelenbrechen is sort of like the school bully that brutally beats you up every day and steals your lunch money, but over time becomes your best friend.
Ihsahn Eremita4.5
Limbonic Art Moon In The Scorpio4.5
Limbonic Art In Abhorrence Dementia5.0
Obsidian Gate Whom The Fire Obeys4.5
Manes Be All End All4.5
Oh my gawd this is good. This is so fucking good. AOTY
Silencer (SWE) Death - Pierce Me4.5
Ihsahn After5.0
Leprous Bilateral5.0
A band that has proven to be the best ever, Coal is going to be amazing.
Opeth Ghost Reveries5.0
Best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best Opeth album
Opeth Pale Communion4.0
Following the speedy solo is a repetition of the intro riff, a very proggy move by Opeth.
Devin Townsend Infinity4.5
Another underrated masterpiece from the truest of all tweakers.
Devin Townsend Ocean Machine: Biomech5.0
Arcturus The Sham Mirrors4.5
Arcturus Sideshow Symphonies5.0
The Sham Mirrors really is the only good Arcturus album.
Ulver Shadows of the Sun5.0
Abnormal Thought Patterns Manipulation Under Anesthesia4.5
Well pillowswantyoursoul, that is just like YOUR opinion man.
Abnormal Thought Patterns Abnormal Thought Patterns4.0
Cynthesis ReEvolution4.5
mdross obviously has a really bad case of ear cancer.
Cynthesis DeEvolution5.0
The Tipton bros RULE! This album and the rest of their past work proves it.

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