TwoMonthsInTheCold
Jack Boaden
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Last Active 05-22-13 3:58 am
Joined 05-03-12

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Brutality Will Prevail Suspension Of Consciousness1.0
Malevolence Reign of Suffering4.5
Literally the best thing to happen to the UK metal scene in years. Recommended tracks: Serpant's Chokehold, Condemned To Misery, Turn To Stone (if you like dem slow ballads yo)
Ingested Revered By No One, Feared By All4.0
Black Tongue Falsifier1.5
Shitty band is shitty. Horrible production too, only redeeming features are HCHC (just for the breakdown mind you) and Voices.
FOCUSEDxMINDS The Fact Remains4.5
Drug Church Paul Walker4.0
Sailor Heart The Distance Of Boat Rides4.0
Sister Sin Dance Of The Wicked2.0
I Can See Mountains Life On a Houseboat4.5
Pathology Lords of Rephaim2.0
Touche Amore Is Survived By4.5
Insect Warfare World Extermination4.0
Cloud Rat Moksha4.0
Shining (SWE) V - Halmstad5.0
Journey's End Journey's End3.5
H A R R Y x N O T T S H O U L D D O V O C A L S F O R G H O S T x S H I P
Birth of Depravity The Coming of the Ineffable1.5
Electric Wizard Dopethrone4.5
Moss Sub Templum3.5
Listener Time Is A Machine4.5
Expire Pendulum Swings3.5
Gatherer Caught Between a Rock and a Sad Place4.5
Judge What It Meant: The Complete Discography4.5
The World is a Beautiful Place... Whenever, If Ever4.5
Judge New York Crew EP4.5
Pathology The Time of Great Purification4.0
Pathology's best record in a number of years. A fine example of groovy, slammy death metal that's memorable.
The Wonder Years Won't Be Pathetic Forever4.0
Katalepsy Triumph Of Evilution4.0
The Dillinger Escape Plan One of Us Is the Killer4.0
Coprocephalic Gluttonous Chunks4.0
Slammin' slam slam that suffers from being a little repetitive and boring at times. Good thing the album lasts 26 minutes.
Infest No Man's Slave4.5
xFILESx Excruciation4.0
Fantastic hardcore / powerviolence release. The dudes in xFILESx manage to balance the crazy-fast pv parts with chuggy-ass mosh parts. Don't sleep on it.
Ceremony (USA-CA) Scared People3.0
Counterparts The Current Will Carry Us3.5
xBishopx Drugs3.0
Desolated Verse Of Judas4.0
No Zodiac Population Control4.0
First Blood Silence Is Betrayal3.5
Nails Abandon All Life4.0
Katalepsy Autopsychosis4.5
Sunn O))) Flight of the Behemoth3.5
Rotting Out Street Prowl3.5
The Acacia Strain The Dead Walk4.0
Free Throw Free Throw3.5
Bring Me The Horizon Sempiternal4.5
The album's solid as a whole, and "Can You Feel My Heart" is pretty much the best opener they've ever written. The only downside is "Anti-Vist" which comes off as an angsty song written when Oli was 12 (with lyrics like "To that, I say you're a cunt."), and it disrupts the flow of the album. The album closer "Hospital For Souls" is great though.
Vital Remains Let Us Pray5.0
Pathology Age Of Onset3.0
Parkway Drive Atlas2.5
Pathology Incisions Of Perverse Debauchery3.5
Pathology Surgically Hacked3.0
The Kodan Armada A Collection Of Songs4.5
Elliott Smith Either/Or4.5
Trapped Under Ice Secrets of the World3.0
Tyler The Creator Bastard3.5
Tyler The Creator Goblin4.0
Brutality Will Prevail Forgotten Soul3.0
Brutality Will Prevail Scatter the Ashes3.5
Brutality Will Prevail Sleep Paralysis5.0
Brutality Will Prevail Root Of All Evil4.0
Andrew Jackson Jihad Knife Man4.5
Minority Unit Minority Unit3.5
Xibalba Hasta La Muerte3.0
First listen is a 3. Some of the riffs are fucking awesome and they blend many different influences really well. The production's crazy good as well. My only problem with it is the length. 55 minutes is too long, especially for a hardcore album. With a lot of the tracks running over 5 minutes, even up to 8 minutes, it makes it difficult to keep concentration. An improvement over their debut, but still has many flaws.
Float Face Down Exitium Verum4.5
Holy fuck. Ron Gilbert's a demonic vocalist, cannot wait until their new album gets released
Burial Truant/Rough Sleeper3.5
Trencadis Odelagt2.0
Minority Unit Clear Minded Fury4.5
Minority Unit put other hardcore bands to shame. There's a reason shirts are going for $60+ online.
Madball Infiltrate The System2.0
Madball Empire2.0
Vital Remains Icons of Evil2.0
The Last Ten Seconds of Life Warpath4.0
Float Face Down Bury Your Beliefs3.0
Gatherer Postcards4.0
Dragged Into Sunlight WidowMaker3.5
Basement Colourmeinkindness4.0
forgetters forgetters3.5
Crywank James Is Going To Die Soon4.0
Skies In Motion Dreamer4.0
The ending of Glaciers is fucking brilliant and fuck you sputnik here's my 50 characters
Have Heart Songs to Scream at the Sun5.0
Have Heart The Things We Carry4.5
Emmure Slave to the Game3.5
The Acacia Strain 37503.5
The Acacia Strain Continent4.0
The Acacia Strain Wormwood4.0
Palm Reader Palm Reader3.5
The Acacia Strain Death is the Only Mortal4.0
Caseracer Caseracer4.0
Martyr Defiled In Shadows3.5
La Bella Recomposition4.0
Modern Life Is War Witness5.0
Saetia Demo Cassette4.0
Detroit Pusher2.5
Crucial Dudes 61 Penn4.0
Daggermouth Turf Wars3.5
Circle Jerks Group Sex3.0
Bad Brains Bad Brains4.5
Vaccine Dead Inside3.0
Man Overboard Before We Met: A Collection of Old Songs4.0
Man Overboard Dahlia3.5
Man Overboard Noise From Upstairs3.5
Man Overboard The Absolute Worst3.5
Tigers Jaw Tigers Jaw4.0
The Story So Far Under Soil and Dirt4.5
The Wonder Years Suburbia: I've Given You All and Now I'm Nothing5.0
Basement I Wish I Could Stay Here4.0
The Cure Seventeen Seconds4.5
The Cure Faith3.5
The Cure The Head on the Door4.0
The Cure Disintegration5.0
The Cure Bloodflowers5.0
The Cure The Cure3.5
Algernon Cadwallader Demo5.0
Algernon Cadwallader Hot Green3.0
Algernon Cadwallader Fun4.0
Algernon Cadwallader Some Kind Of Cadwallader4.0
Algernon Cadwallader Parrot Flies4.5
Enter Shikari A Flash Flood of Colour2.5
Enter Shikari Take to the Skies2.0
Polar. Iron Lungs4.0
Parkway Drive Horizons3.0
Parkway Drive Deep Blue4.5
Title Fight Shed4.0
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command5.0
A Wilhelm Scream Career Suicide4.5
Black Flag Jealous Again3.5
Black Flag Nervous Breakdown4.5
Black Flag Six Pack3.5
Black Flag TV Party4.0
Black Flag The Process of Weeding Out3.0
Black Flag I Can See You3.0
Black Flag My War4.0
Black Flag Family Man2.5
Black Flag Slip It In3.5
Black Flag Everything Went Black3.0
Trapped Under Ice Stay Cold3.5
Trapped Under Ice Big Kiss Goodnight4.0
The Saddest Landscape You Will Not Survive4.5
The Saddest Landscape After The Lights4.0
Pink Floyd Animals5.0
Pg. 99 Document #13.5
Trophy Scars Hospital Music5.0
Your Demise The Kids We Used To Be3.5
Trophy Scars Darkness, Oh Hell5.0
Trophy Scars Never Born, Never Dead5.0
Trophy Scars Bad Luck4.0
The Wombats A Guide to Love, Loss and Desperation3.5
Turbowolf Turbowolf4.0
Trap Them Darker Handcraft4.0
Tool Aenima4.5
Thrice The Illusion of Safety4.5
Taking Back Sunday Tell All Your Friends4.0
Tool Lateralus5.0
Thrice The Artist in the Ambulance4.0
Taking Back Sunday New Again4.0
Tool 10,000 Days4.0
Thrice Beggars4.0
Taking Back Sunday Louder Now3.5
Thrice Major/Minor4.5
The Subways Young For Eternity4.0
Slayer Show No Mercy4.0
System of a Down Mezmerize4.0
The Strokes Is This It4.5
Slayer Hell Awaits4.5
Snowing I Could Do Whatever I Wanted If I Wanted4.0
Slayer Reign in Blood5.0
Slipknot Slipknot3.5
Slayer South of Heaven3.5
Slipknot Iowa4.0
Slipknot Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses)4.0
Slayer Seasons in the Abyss4.5
The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream5.0
Slayer Diabolus in Musica2.5
Slipknot All Hope Is Gone2.5
Slayer God Hates Us All3.5
Slayer Christ Illusion3.0
Rise Against The Unraveling3.0
Rise Against Revolutions Per Minute4.0
Slayer World Painted Blood4.0
Skrillex Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites3.5
Skrillex More Monsters and Sprites3.0
Rise Against Siren Song of the Counter Culture3.5
Rise Against The Sufferer and the Witness4.5
Set Fire to Flames Sings Reign Rebuilder4.5
Set Fire to Flames Telegraphs in Negative/Mouths Trapped in4.0
Rites of Spring End on End3.5
Rise Against Appeal to Reason3.5
Sex Pistols Never Mind the Bollocks4.5
Rise Against Endgame4.0
Ramones Rocket to Russia4.0
Radiohead The Bends4.0
Radiohead OK Computer5.0
Radiohead Kid A5.0
Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine4.5
Radiohead Amnesiac3.5
Rage Against the Machine Evil Empire3.5
Radiohead Hail to the Thief4.0
Rage Against the Machine The Battle of Los Angeles4.0
Radiohead In Rainbows4.5
Radiohead The King of Limbs3.5
Pygmy Lush Old Friends4.0
The Prodigy The Fat of the Land4.0
Nirvana Bleach3.0
The Prodigy Invaders Must Die3.5
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon5.0
Nirvana Nevermind4.5
Portrait Discography4.5
Nirvana In Utero4.5
Pink Floyd The Wall5.0
Amon Amarth Twilight of the Thunder God4.0
On The Last Day Meaning In The Static3.5
Darkthrone A Blaze in the Northern Sky4.0
On The Last Day Wars Like Whispers3.5
Novembers Doom The Novella Reservoir4.0
Darkthrone Under a Funeral Moon4.0
Misfits Evilive3.5
Darkthrone Transilvanian Hunger4.5
Misfits Earth A.D.4.0
Darkthrone Panzerfaust2.0
Darkthrone The Cult Is Alive2.5
Misfits Walk Among Us5.0
Mayhem Ordo Ad Chao4.0
Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas4.5
Nine Inch Nails Pretty Hate Machine4.5
Mastodon Crack the Skye4.0
Nine Inch Nails The Fragile3.5
Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral5.0
Marilyn Manson Mechanical Animals4.5
Nine Inch Nails With Teeth3.5
Marilyn Manson Holy Wood (In The Shadow Of The Valley Of Death)4.0
Nine Inch Nails Ghosts I-IV4.0
Marilyn Manson Eat Me, Drink Me3.0
Nine Inch Nails The Slip3.0
Marilyn Manson Antichrist Superstar4.5
Machine Head The Blackening4.5
Gospel The Moon Is a Dead World4.0
Rational Choice Party Rock Has Died4.0
Leathermouth XO4.0
Joy Division Unknown Pleasures4.5
Job for a Cowboy Demonocracy3.5
Joy Division Closer4.5
Green Day Dookie3.0
Green Day Insomniac4.0
The James Cleaver Quintet Ten Stages Of A Makeup4.5
Innards Cool Out, Mthrfkr4.5
Green Day Nimrod3.5
The James Cleaver Quintet That Was Then, This Is Now4.5
Innards Tracing4.0
I Hate Myself 4 Songs4.0
Green Day Warning3.0
Green Day American Idiot4.0
Funeral for a Friend Casually Dressed & Deep in Conversation4.0
I Hate Myself 10 Songs4.5
Green Day 21st Century Breakdown3.0
Gallows Orchestra Of Wolves4.5
Funeral for a Friend Hours4.5
Gallows Grey Britain4.0
From First To Last Dear Diary, My Teen Angst Has a Body...4.5
Funeral for a Friend Welcome Home Armageddon4.0
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP5.0
From First To Last Heroine4.0
Every Time I Die Ex Lives3.5
Extortion Degenerate4.0
Eminem Recovery3.5
The Dillinger Escape Plan Irony Is a Dead Scene5.0
Bring Me The Horizon Count Your Blessings3.0
The Dillinger Escape Plan Option Paralysis4.0
Black Flag Damaged4.0
Brand New Your Favorite Weapon3.5
Brand New Deja Entendu4.5
Bring Me The Horizon Suicide Season2.5
The Devil Wears Prada Zombie4.0
Dead Kennedys Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables4.5
Brand New Daisy4.0
Bring Me The Horizon There Is A Hell, Believe Me I've Seen It4.0
Circle Takes The Square As the Roots Undo5.0
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me5.0
Bon Iver For Emma, Forever Ago4.0
Thursday Full Collapse4.5
Fall Out Boy Take This To Your Grave4.0
My Chemical Romance I Brought You My Bullets...5.0
The Used Lies for the Liars3.5
Thursday War All the Time4.0
Fall Out Boy Infinity On High3.0
The Used Artwork3.0
Thursday No Devolucion4.5
Fall Out Boy From Under The Cork Tree4.5
My Chemical Romance Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge4.5
Arctic Monkeys Whatever People Say I Am...5.0
My Chemical Romance The Black Parade4.0
Arctic Monkeys Favourite Worst Nightmare4.0
Aiden From Hell... With Love3.5
My Chemical Romance Danger Days3.0
Arctic Monkeys Humbug3.5
Arctic Monkeys Suck It and See4.5
Aiden Rain In Hell3.0
Aiden Our Gangs Dark Oath4.0
Architects The Here and Now3.0
Aiden Nightmare Anatomy3.0
The Amity Affliction Youngbloods4.0
Aiden Conviction3.5
Aiden Knives4.5
Aiden Disguises2.0
Agoraphobic Nosebleed A Joyful Noise4.0
Aiden Some Kind of Hate3.0
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Agorapocalypse4.0
Ages Sleep On It4.5
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Altered States of America4.5
AFI All Hallow's3.5
AFI Answer That And Stay Fashionable3.5
Agalloch The White4.0
AFI Sing the Sorrow4.0
AFI Decemberunderground3.0
After The Burial In Dreams3.5
AFI A Fire Inside3.0
Sigur Ros Takk...3.5
Aborted Goremageddon3.5
Aborted Global Flatline4.0
Explosions in the Sky The Earth is Not a Cold Dead Place4.5
Sigur Ros ( )4.0
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Slow Riot For New Zero Kanada4.5
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas...5.0
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F#A# (Infinity)5.0
Ceremony (USA-CA) Violence Violence4.0
Ceremony (USA-CA) Still Nothing Moves You4.0
Ceremony (USA-CA) Ruined5.0
Pg. 99 Document #74.5
Loma Prieta I.V.4.5
Pg. 99 Document #93.0
Ceremony (USA-CA) Rohnert Park4.0
Pg. 99 Document #22.5
Pg. 99 Document #53.5
Punch Push Pull4.0
Dangers Messy, Isn't It?4.5
Ceremony (USA-CA) Zoo3.0
Pg. 99 Document #64.0
City of Caterpillar City of Caterpillar4.0
Suis La Lune Quiet, Pull the Strings!3.5
Pg. 99 Document #85.0
Trash Talk Awake4.5
Trash Talk Trash Talk3.0
Pg. 99 Document #113.0
Funeral Diner The Underdark4.5
Pg. 99 Document #14: Singles4.0
Trash Talk Walking Disease4.0
La Dispute Vancouver3.5
La Dispute Untitled 7"3.5
Envy A Dead Sinking Story3.0
Trash Talk Eyes & Nines3.5
La Dispute Here, Hear3.5
Hot Cross Cryonics3.5
Saetia A Retrospective5.0
Defeater Empty Days and Sleepless Nights4.5
La Dispute Here, Hear. II4.0
Pianos Become the Teeth Saltwater4.0
Touche Amore ...To the Beat of a Dead Horse4.5
La Dispute Here, Hear. III4.5
Pianos Become the Teeth Old Pride4.0
Touche Amore Parting The Sea Between Brightness And Me4.5
Pianos Become the Teeth The Lack Long After5.0
La Dispute Somewhere at the Bottom of the River...4.5
La Dispute Wildlife4.5
CityCop The Hope In Forgiving & Giving Up Hope4.0
CityCop Seasons4.5
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