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Bjork Vulnicura4.5
Kelis Food4.0
Todd Terje It's Album Time4.0
Dance Gavin Dance Happiness4.5
Beyonce Beyonce4.5
Matana Roberts COIN COIN Chapter Two: Mississippi Moonchile4.5
M.I.A. Matangi4.0
Drake Nothing Was the Same4.5
Zahava Seewald and Michael Grebil From My Mother's House4.0
AlunaGeorge Body Music3.0
Kanye West Yeezus4.5
Doldrums (CAN) Lesser Evil4.5
Daft Punk Random Access Memories3.5
Savages Silence Yourself3.0
The Knife Shaking the Habitual4.5
Arca Stretch 24.0
Blue Hawaii Untogether4.0
Farrah Abraham My Teenage Dream Ended4.0
Fatima Al Qadiri Desert Strike3.5
Doldrums (CAN) Egypt4.5
Rihanna Unapologetic3.5
Crystal Castles Crystal Castles III2.5
Sufjan Stevens Silver & Gold4.0
Charli XCX Heartbreaks and Earthquakes Mixtape3.5
Charli XCX You're the One 3.5
HEALTH Health//Disco4.5
HEALTH Get Color4.5
HEALTH Max Payne 34.0
Pictureplane Dark Rift3.0
Teengirl Fantasy Tracer3.5
Taylor Swift Red4.0
Sky Ferreira Ghost3.5
King Felix Spring4.5
Blood Diamonds Phone Sex4.0
Yamantaka // Sonic Titan YT//ST4.5
How to Dress Well Total Loss4.5
The xx Coexist4.0
Pictureplane Thee Physical4.0
Diplo Express Yourself4.0
Le1f Dark York4.0
Purity Ring Shrines3.5
Azealia Banks Fantasea4.0
Frank Ocean channel ORANGE4.5
Dirty Projectors Swing Lo Magellan4.5
Gatekeeper Exo4.5
The Trap's Jaw An Awful Lot of Wires4.0
Fiona Apple The Idler Wheel...4.5
4minute Volume Up4.0
Justin Bieber Believe4.0
iamamiwhoami Kin2.5
Laurel Halo Hour Logic2.5
Laurel Halo Quarantine4.5
Peaking Lights 9364.0
Disasterpeace Fez OST4.0
Santigold Master of My Make-Believe3.5
Deerhoof Reveille4.5
Deerhoof The Runners Four4.0
Death Grips The Money Store4.5
Sigur Ros Valtari3.5
Chromatics Kill for Love4.0
Miryo MIRYO a.k.a JOHONEY3.5
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Moshi Moshi Harajuku3.5
Nicki Minaj Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded3.0
OST Invisible Ink For Sketching Ghosts4.0
Astor Piazzolla Libertango4.0
Julia Holter Ekstasis4.5
Mouse on Mars Parastrophics4.0
Julia Holter Tragedy4.5
Tanlines Mixed Emotions3.5
Jason Urick I Love You3.5
Ahnnu Couch3.5
Beach House Bloom3.5
Don't listen to Sam, just listen to Lazuli over and over again
Zammuto Zammuto4.5
Rash Purpleimage3.5
Bear in Heaven I Love You, It's Cool3.5
Orcas Orcas3.5
Blondes Blondes3.5
Meysell Quintana Miracle Of The Sun4.0
Karantamba Ndigal4.0
Huoratron Cryptocracy4.0
Madonna MDNA3.0
Well, I mean.. it could be worse. "Gang Bang" is actually pretty good.
Lil B God's Father4.0
Esperanza Spalding Chamber Music Society4.0
Big K.R.I.T. 4Eva N A Day4.0
Hospitality Hospitality4.0
Sun Glitters Everything Could Be Fine3.5
Virtual Boy Virtual Boy4.0
James Ferraro Far Side Virtual4.0
The 2 Bears Be Strong4.0
Tyme. x Tujiko GYU4.0
Madonna Like a Prayer4.5
Madonna Ray of Light4.0
Sleigh Bells Reign of Terror3.5
More dreamy and less punchy, Reign of Terror is a nice evolution from Sleigh Bells' visceral debut. It's also a bit less fun.
Burial and Four Tet Moth/Wolf Cub4.5
Burial Burial4.5
Burial Kindred4.0
Deadbeat Drawn and Quartered4.0
Pepe Deluxe Queen of the Wave4.0
The Shins Chutes Too Narrow4.0
2NE1 2NE13.0
CSS Cansei de Ser Sexy3.5
Air Talkie Walkie4.0
Evian Christ Kings And Them3.5
2NE1 To Anyone3.5
HyunA Bubble Pop!3.5
of Montreal Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer?4.0
Born Gold Bodysongs4.0
Perfume Genius Put Your Back N 2 It3.0
Lana Del Rey Born to Die3.5
Lana Del Rey's whiskey-soaked, tear-stained "debut" LP is shallow, excessive, poorly prioritized, slightly scattershot, and occasionally imbued with some inspired artistic gusto. That is, Born To Die is quintessentially American, and all the better for it.
Porcelain Raft Strange Weekend3.0
Bjork Voltaic3.5
HTRK Work (work, work)3.5
of Montreal Paralytic Stalks4.5
Like a less self-serious and more palatable Age of Adz. Awesome, in every sense of the word.
Elite Gymnastics Ruin3.5
Adele 213.0
Cloud Nothings Attack on Memory3.5
Grimes Visions4.5
Grimes Halfaxa3.5
Grimes Geidi Primes3.0
Dragonette Fixin to Thrill3.5
SSION Bent4.0
Sepalcure Sepalcure4.0
Amy Winehouse Lioness: Hidden Treasures3.0
Death In Vegas Trans-Love Energies3.5
Kate Bush 50 Words for Snow4.5
Mr. Oizo Stade 22.0
She and Him A Very She & Him Christmas2.5
ASAP Rocky Live.Love.A$AP.4.0
Mac Miller Blue Slide Park2.5
Rihanna Talk That Talk3.0
Childish Gambino Camp3.5
I'm a sucker for this sort of self-aware, clever-but-not-TOO-clever nonsense. Plus, the production is uniformly excellent. Yep.
Atlas Sound Parallax3.5
Fall Out Boy From Under the Cork Tree4.0
Los Campesinos! Hello Sadness4.5
you bitches are crazy that's right CRAZY. throwin' down here.
Feist Metals3.5
Justice Audio, Video, Disco1.5
Los Campesinos! We Are Beautiful, We Are Doomed4.0
Oneohtrix Point Never Returnal4.0
Oneohtrix Point Never Replica4.5
M83 Hurry Up, We're Dreaming3.0
Nicola Roberts Cinderella's Eyes3.5
Azari & III Azari & III4.0
Mr Twin Sister In Heaven4.5
Bjork Biophilia4.5
No I'm not a fanboy at all why would you ever say that why
Gotye Making Mirrors3.5
St. Vincent Strange Mercy4.0
Active Child You Are All I See3.5
Siriusmo Mosaik3.5
The Weeknd Thursday4.0
M.I.A. Piracy Funds Terrorism, Vol. 14.5
Waka Flocka Flame Flockaveli4.0
Balam Acab Wander/Wonder3.5
The Rapture In the Grace of Your Love4.0
The Field Looping State of Mind4.0
SBTRKT SBTRKT3.5
Jay-Z and Kanye West Watch the Throne3.5
Lmfao Sorry For Party Rocking2.0
Zomby Dedication3.0
Beth Ditto EP4.5
Mount Kimbie Crooks & Lovers4.0
Shabazz Palaces Black Up4.5
Lil B I'm Gay (I'm Happy)3.5
Beirut The Rip Tide3.5
Major Lazer Guns Dont Kill People... Lazers Do3.5
Grum Heartbeats4.0
The Swell Season Once: Music From The Motion Picture4.0
Memory Tapes Player Piano4.0
An unexpectedly beautiful, ambitious, and coherent work, Player Piano gets rid of some of the more unconvincing moments of cheese found on Seek Magic and replaces it with a comparatively simple elegance. A contender for album of the summer, it's a slightly darker-hued record, but it's also a more sonically multifaceted one. Absolutely recommended.
Keith Jarrett and Charlie Haden Jasmine4.5
GusGus Arabian Horse3.5
Araabmuzik Electronic Dream3.5
Mount Moriah Mount Moriah4.0
Washed Out Within and Without2.5
Patrick Wolf Lupercalia4.0
Holy Other With U3.5
Andy Stott Passed Me By4.0
WU LYF Go Tell Fire to the Mountain4.0
Olga Bell Diamonite4.0
Fucked Up David Comes to Life4.0
Beyonce 44.0
Ford and Lopatin Channel Pressure4.0
Teebs Ardour4.0
Brian Wilson Smile4.5
Cults Cults4.0
Listening to Cults, I'm reminded of Sleigh Bells' superb Treats - not because they're sonic relatives (although they both call summer to mind like few other bands) but because both records are filled with songs we've heard before. More than half of the tracks on this indie-pop outfit's proper debut record have been floating around the Internet for a while now, yet they sound so much better here than they ever did on their own. In a way, Cults is exactly what one might expect from the band, given what they've released thus far - the songs are still simple and delectably catchy slices of '60s-style indie pop bliss along the lines of their debut single, "Go Outside" - but that risks discounting the album's occasional sharp edges and, well, pure awesomeness.
Valerio Tricoli / Thomas Ankersmit Forma II4.0
Madonna Confessions on a Dancefloor3.5
Death Cab for Cutie Codes and Keys3.0
This is what I know about Death Cab For Cutie - they released a pretty good album in 2003, their lyrics have a tendency to induce vomit, and they occupy the "niche" of indie rock and pop that consists of cute flourishes like honky-tonk piano and playfully strumming guitar - which on paper reads like a parody of what indie pop means in this day and age. With all this in mind, Codes and Keys is a surprisingly enjoyable album - more of the same resolutely unremarkable stuff that you might hear in Urban Outfitters, sure, but at least this time, I don't need earplugs. Or, as Ben Gibbard might sing, "Boys like me write lyrics so rotten / that make you stuff your ears with cotton." Wow, that was so easy!
2562 Fever4.0
Bon Iver Bon Iver, Bon Iver4.0
One of the most straight-up lovely listens I've had all year. Highly recommended.
Lady Gaga Born This Way3.0
Born This Way is actually shockingly bad, so bad that I find it incredibly hard to believe that it isn't meant to be an elaborate prank.
iamamiwhoami To Whom It May Concern4.0
SebastiAn Total4.0
Fuck, yes. Total is every bit the loud and narcotic burst of absolute awesome I was hoping it'd be, filled with blown-out house track after blown-out house track. If you're after nuance, look elsewhere. Everybody else - join the party.
Friendly Fires Friendly Fires3.5
Friendly Fires Pala3.5
Clams Casino Instrumental Mixtape3.5
Cut Copy Zonoscope4.0
Tyler, the Creator Goblin2.5
Katy B On A Mission4.0
Omar Souleyman Jazeera Nights3.5
EMA Past Life Martyred Saints4.0
Cass McCombs Wit's End4.0
Burial Untrue5.0
Madonna The Immaculate Collection5.0
The Psychic Paramount II4.0
Nicolas Jaar Space Is Only Noise4.0
Janelle Monae Metropolis: The Chase Suite4.0
Grouper A I A4.0
Ponytail Do Whatever You Want All The Time3.5
Gang Gang Dance Eye Contact4.5
Battles Gloss Drop4.0
Sugarcult Lights Out3.0
Sugarcult Start Static1.5
Camille Le Fil3.5
Dirty Beaches Badlands3.5
Panda Bear Tomboy4.5
Micachu and the Shapes Chopped and Screwed4.0
Kesha Cannibal2.5
The first half of Cannibal is absolutely brilliant, loaded with fantastic beats and hooks, but the EP falters in its second portion, descending into cheap jokes like "Grow a Pear" that would be more suited alongside the excrement of Katy Perry. "Blow", however, is one of the best pop singles in recent memory.
TV on the Radio Nine Types of Light2.5
Is there a reason why Tunde and Co. sound completely euthanized throughout almost the entirety of Nine Types of Light?
Young Galaxy Shapeshifting4.0
Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros Up From Below2.5
Peaches The Teaches of Peaches4.0
Fleet Foxes Helplessness Blues4.0
Smith Westerns Dye It Blonde3.0
The Pains of Being Pure at Heart Belong4.0
Burial and Four Tet Ego/Mirror3.5
La Sera La Sera3.5
Kurt Vile Smoke Ring For My Halo4.0
tUnE-yArDs w h o k i l l4.5
Parades Foreign Tapes4.0
The Weeknd House of Balloons4.0
Colin Stetson New History Warfare Vol 2: Judges4.0
FaltyDL You Stand Uncertain4.0
DJ Sprinkles Midtown 120 Blues4.5
Boris New Album2.5
The Strokes Angles3.0
Boris Pink3.5
Britney Spears Femme Fatale2.0
Britney Spears' new album is hell of a lot better than the steaming shitpile that was Circus, which may be the result of pop wizard Max Martin being back in charge of the whole shebang, but it never reaches the heights of 2007's Blackout, Spears' best effort to date. At times, Femme Fatale seems to be trying desperately to sound "edgy" or - and this is even worse - weird, as in the atrocious "How I Roll", which opens with some legitimately interesting cut-and-paste electronics that wouldn't sound out of place on Body Talk, but proceeds to go absolutely nowhere, laying on FruityLoops presets and vocal effects frantically to cover up for the lack of, y'know, actual songwriting. Towards the end of the record, Spears sings, "This love isn't rational / it's physical". "Disposable" might be a better word, as it fits better with Femme Fatale as a whole - twelve cuts, none of them particularly memorable, filled with immortal gems of wisdom like "you could be my fuck tonight". Charming.
The Dodos No Color4.0
Deerhoof Apple O'4.0
John Zorn The Circle Maker4.5
Yoko Ono Between My Head and The Sky4.0
Sleigh Bells Sleigh Bells3.5
Julianna Barwick The Magic Place4.0
Dum Dum Girls He Gets Me High3.5
Lykke Li Wounded Rhymes3.5
SebastiAn Ross Ross Ross3.5
FaltyDL Endeavour4.0
Actress Splazsh4.0
Radiohead The King of Limbs3.0
TV on the Radio Dear Science3.5
Zs New Slaves4.5
PJ Harvey Let England Shake4.5
Teen Daze My Bedroom Floor3.5
Soundtrack (Video Game) Katamari Damacy soundtrack4.0
Toro Y Moi Underneath The Pine3.5
Das Racist Shut Up, Dude4.0
Toro Y Moi Causers of This4.0
Dum Dum Girls I Will Be3.5
Blue Hawaii Blooming Summer4.5
M83 Saturdays=Youth3.5
tUnE-yArDs BiRd-BrAiNs4.0
Demdike Stare Tryptych4.5
Girl Talk All Day2.0
Deerhoof Offend Maggie3.5
Games That We Can Play3.5
High Places High Places4.0
High Places High Places vs. Mankind2.0
The Sugarcubes Life's Too Good3.5
Joni Mitchell Blue4.5
Deerhoof Friend Opportunity3.5
Braids Native Speaker4.0
Nosaj Thing Drift3.5
Kesha Animal1.5
Katy Perry Teenage Dream1.5
Nicki Minaj Pink Friday2.5
Rihanna Loud3.5
Aphex Twin Richard D. James Album4.5
Atlas Sound Bedroom Databank, Vols. 1-43.5
Lone Emerald Fantasy Tracks4.0
Deerhoof Deerhoof vs. Evil4.5
Aphex Twin Digeridoo3.0
Aphex Twin Donkey Rhubarb3.5
David Bowie Hunky Dory5.0
CocoRosie La Maison De Mon Reve3.5
CocoRosie The Adventures of Ghosthorse and Stillbo3.5
Tennis Cape Dory3.5
Yuck Yuck3.5
It's funny. Garage indie rock, once a symbol of rebellion and burning adolescence, now feels like a rthrowback to a more carefree time (read: pre-2000). With the recent rise of artists like Baths and oOoOO rmaking music that's almost painfully intimate, the sheer extroversion of bands like Teenage Fanclub or even rthe Strokes practically feels like a relic. So at this point, Yuck, a young four-piece (and sometimes five-rpiece) outfit with members from London, New Jersey, and Hiroshima, sound positively retro. Their debut is rfairly straightforward, often repetitive, and brutally effective, striking an uncanny balance between uplift and rfrustration. Yuck is inviting, immediately accessible, and flat-out rocks.
Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti Before Today2.5
M.I.A. VICKI LEEKX4.0
MNDR E.P.E.3.5
Tamaryn The Waves3.0
Destroyer Kaputt4.0
Camille Saint-Saens Danse macabre, Op.403.5
jj jj n° 32.0
jj jj n° 23.5
jj Kills3.5
Gorillaz The Fall2.5
James Blake James Blake4.0
James Blake's music isn't made up of sound, but rather of silence. It's the London producer's deft handling of negative space that makes his debut album so compelling and beautiful. The harmonies are lush but never suffocatingly so, and the melodies have an uncanny way of burrowing their way into your head and refusing to leave. Sublime.
Secret Beach Secret Beach3.5
Mr Twin Sister Color Your Life3.5
Salem (US) King Night4.0
Miles Davis Bitches Brew4.5
Rufus Wainwright All Days Are Nights: Songs for Lulu2.5
Ricardo Villalobos Alcachofa4.0
Daft Punk Tron: Legacy3.0
The Books Thought For Food4.5
The Books Lost And Safe4.0
Sufjan Stevens Songs For Christmas3.5
oOoOO oOoOO4.0
Girl Talk Night Ripper3.0
Royksopp Junior4.0
Royksopp Melody A.M.4.0
Scissor Sisters Night Work4.0
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy5.0
The Rapture Echoes4.0
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, KICK THAT FUCKER OUT THE DOOR!
Robyn Body Talk4.5
Broken Social Scene Forgiveness Rock Record3.5
Los Campesinos! Hold On Now, Youngster...4.5
Daft Punk Musique Vol. 1 (1993-2005)3.0
Daft Punk Alive 20074.5
Daft Punk Homework3.5
mum Finally We Are No One4.0
The Field From Here We Go Sublime4.5
The Microphones The Glow Pt. 25.0
I find myself listening to this album with my head pressed up between the speakers, lost in its magnificent sonic world. You try to comprehend it, or you try to just figure it out, but that doesn't fucking MATTER. This is music to LIVE IN, to FEEL with your heart, with your soul, in your bones, inside and out, everywhere, all around your body. It is pretty much the most intensely human record I've ever heard, and that's where I'm left, with my head between the speakers. Crying, laughing, swept away by something beautiful and stunning and haunting and moving and pretty fucking amazing.
Aphex Twin Come to Daddy4.0
TV Girl TV Girl EP3.5
The Smiles Hermosa EP4.0
Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium Arcadium2.0
They're on a mission to put us all to sleep, right?
Max Roach, Charles Mingus, and Duke Ellington Money Jungle4.0
Tame Impala Innerspeaker3.5
Grizzly Bear Yellow House4.0
Brian Eno Small Craft on a Milk Sea3.5
Metro Area Metro Area4.5
Steve Reich Early Works4.5
Steve Reich Different Trains/Electric Counterpoint5.0
Dinosaur Feathers Fantasy Memorial3.0
Baths Cerulean3.5
The Depreciation Guild Spirit Youth3.5
Small Black New Chain2.5
TOKiMONSTA Midnight Menu3.5
Das Racist Sit Down, Man4.0
Big Boi Sir Lucious Left Foot4.5
Avey Tare Down There3.0
Gonjasufi A Sufi and a Killer4.0
Mr. Bungle California4.5
Dntel Life is Full of Possibilities3.5
Passion Pit Manners3.0
No Age Everything In Between3.5
Memory Tapes Seek Magic2.5
Elliott Smith Either/Or4.5
Aphex Twin Windowlicker4.5
Women Public Strain4.5
Zola Jesus Valusia4.0
Zola Jesus Stridulum II3.5
She and Him Volume Two2.5
CocoRosie Grey Oceans3.5
Gold Panda Lucky Shiner3.0
Gas Pop4.5
Lightning Bolt Wonderful Rainbow4.5
OOIOO Armonico Hewa4.5
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Belle and Sebastian The Life Pursuit4.0
Pantha Du Prince This Bliss4.5
Battles Mirrored4.5
William Basinski The Disintegration Loops I4.5
Sufjan Stevens The BQE3.0
Sufjan Stevens The Age of Adz4.5
How to Dress Well Love Remains4.0
Deerhunter Microcastle4.0
Flying Lotus Pattern+Grid World3.5
Dirty Projectors/Bjork Mount Wittenberg Orca4.0
Belle and Sebastian Write About Love2.5
In which Belle and Sebastian write about mediocrity and bring Norah Jones onboard to add a sheen of cheap furniture polish.
Anohni and the Johnsons Swanlights3.5
Margot and the Nuclear So and So's Buzzard3.0
The Tallest Man on Earth Sometimes The Blues Is Just A Passing Bird4.0
The Tallest Man on Earth The Wild Hunt4.0
Marnie Stern Marnie Stern4.0
Deerhunter Halcyon Digest4.0
Fucking fantastic. Not much more to say than that.rOh, fine. Brandon Cox sounds better than he ever has, the arrangements are pristine, the production is appealingly hazy, and the songs are arguably more exciting than those on Microcastle.
Animal Collective Sung Tongs5.0
Regina Spektor Far3.0
Laurie Anderson Homeland4.0
Simple Plan No Pads, No Helmets... Just Balls1.0
Bear in Heaven Beast Rest Forth Mouth3.5
Anamanaguchi Dawn Metropolis4.0
Bang On A Can All-Stars Renegade Heaven4.0
Cults Cults 7"3.5
Jason Mraz We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things2.0
The Strokes Is This It4.0
fun. Aim and Ignite2.0
Steve Reich Music for 18 Musicians4.5
St. Vincent Marry Me3.5
Radiohead OK Computer4.0
Marnie Stern This Is It and I Am It and You Are It and So Is That and He Is It...3.5
Justice 4.0
Holy Fuck Latin3.0
Four Tet Rounds4.5
The Dodos Visiter3.5
Belle and Sebastian If You're Feeling Sinister5.0
Sufjan Stevens All Delighted People5.0
Animal Collective ODDSAC3.5
Atlas Sound Logos4.0
Zola Jesus Stridulum3.0
Phantogram Eyelid Movies4.5
Robyn Body Talk Pt. 23.5
Julian Lynch Mare4.0
Arcade Fire The Suburbs3.5
The Books The Way Out4.0
Yellow Swans Going Places4.5
The Knife Tomorrow, In a Year4.0
Wavves King of the Beach2.5
Best Coast Crazy For You3.0
Boredoms Vision Creation Newsun4.5
M.I.A. Maya4.5
Elliott Smith Figure 84.0
The National High Violet4.0
Fleet Foxes Fleet Foxes4.0
Panda Bear Person Pitch4.5
Stars Set Yourself On Fire3.5
Arcade Fire Neon Bible3.5
Telepathe Dance Mother3.5
Emeralds Does It Look Like I'm Here?4.5
Robyn Body Talk Pt. 14.0
Janelle Monae The ArchAndroid4.0
Keane Night Train2.0
Robyn Robyn5.0
Sleigh Bells Treats4.5
Flying Lotus Cosmogramma4.5
Girls Album3.0
Fang Island Fang Island3.0
The Avalanches Since I Left You5.0
Rufus Wainwright Poses3.5
Sigur Ros Takk...4.0
Caribou Swim4.0
Keepaway Baby Style3.0
Jonsi Go3.5
Boards of Canada Music Has the Right to Children4.5
Joanna Newsom The Milk-Eyed Mender4.5
Crystal Castles Crystal Castles II3.5
Crystal Castles Crystal Castles3.5
Thom Yorke The Eraser3.5
Beach House Teen Dream4.0
Owen Pallett Heartland4.0
MGMT Oracular Spectacular2.0
La Roux La Roux2.5
Phoenix (FRA) Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix3.5
Phoenix is nothing if not a great singles band ? songs like ?1901? and ?Lisztomania? have an undeniable appeal of their own ? but Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix fails to coalesce into a true album. There?s little sense of flow here; often I found myself feeling as if I was listening to a greatest hits compilation. There?s one crucial difference, however: on a greatest hits compilation every song would be as fabulous as ?Lisztomania?. And that?s not the case.
LCD Soundsystem 45:333.5
The Pains of Being Pure at Heart The Pains of Being Pure at Heart3.0
Brian Eno Ambient 1: Music For Airports4.0
LCD Soundsystem This Is Happening4.5
If your favorite LCD tracks are along the lines of "North American Scum" and "Daft Punk Is Playing At My House", there won't be much to love here. But if you fell in love with Sound Of Silver thanks to the rollicking slow build of "All My Friends" or the quiet heartbreak of "Someone Great", there's plenty of great stuff to be had here. There is not a single weak track here (even the slightly disappointing "Drunk Girls" works on record), and several of them are transcendental - the way the synths burst in at the three-minute mark in "Dance Yrself Clean" is incredible and the driving riff of "All I Want" gives the piano figure of "All My Friends" a run for its money.
Bjork Family Tree3.0
Bjork Live Box3.0
Yeah Yeah Yeahs It's Blitz!3.0
The Beatles The Beatles5.0
The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band4.0
Feist The Reminder3.5
Explosions in the Sky The Earth Is Not a Cold Dead Place3.0
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven4.0
MGMT Congratulations2.0
Pantha Du Prince Black Noise3.0
Gorgeous textures and enjoyable tracks, but ultimately something's missing.
Four Tet There is Love in You4.5
Bjork Telegram3.5
Sigur Ros ( )4.0
Joanna Newsom Have One on Me4.0
M.I.A. Arular4.0
Biting and incisive, Arular packs a wild punch. With a swagger that is rivaled by very few, Maya infuses her words with sarcasm and derision, and when she references the PLO in "Sunshowers" you can tell she's criticizing us for being the narrow xenophobes we are, naturally. She?s got the beats to make us bang, and bang we do.
St. Vincent Actor4.0
Broken Social Scene You Forgot It in People4.5
Animal Collective Feels4.5
Animal Collective Strawberry Jam4.5
The Postal Service Give Up4.5
Fuck Buttons Tarot Sport4.0
Grizzly Bear Veckatimest4.0
Anohni and the Johnsons I Am A Bird Now4.0
Anohni and the Johnsons The Crying Light4.0
The Knife Silent Shout5.0
Annie Anniemal4.0
Britney Spears Blackout4.0
Britney Spears Circus1.5
Lady Gaga The Fame3.5
Lady Gaga The Fame Monster3.5
Dirty Projectors Bitte Orca4.5
Bat For Lashes Two Suns4.0
Fever Ray Fever Ray4.0
Celine Dion A New Day Has Come1.5
Coldplay Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends2.5
Color me surprised that these perpetually inoffensive Brits had it in them to deliver a legitimately good album. It?s not the "edgy" political statement that it was made out to be, but the melodies are solid and the production, courtesy of Brian Eno, is consistently beautiful. Sure, the lyrics are still awful, but kudos to all hands involved for making ?I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing, roman cavalry choirs a-singing? something close to a catchy hook.
Sufjan Stevens Illinois4.5
Radiohead The Bends4.0
Radiohead Kid A5.0
*boom chh boom chhh* *drones* who's in a bunker who's in a bunkerr women and children fiiiiiirst and the children fiiiirst and the children
Radiohead Amnesiac4.0
Radiohead In Rainbows4.5
mum Yesterday Was Dramatic - Today Is OK4.0
Daft Punk Discovery4.5
After the new millennium hit and good old George W. Bush was sitting on his fat ass in the White House, optimism seemed to be the hardest thing to come by, especially in the self-pitying music industry. That's where the robots of Daft Punk come in, with their superlative brand of cheesy, guilty-pleasure pop genius. Discovery might be moody in some parts, but the dominant emotion here is joy, and there's plenty of it to go around.
Charlotte Gainsbourg IRM3.0
Charlotte Gainsbourg's latest is kaleidoscopic and often beautiful, but it suffers from hosting too much filler. There is a truly great album in here, but terrible songs such as "Greenwich Mean Time" muddle it.
Micachu and the Shapes Jewellery4.0
Defiantly quirky without having to try too hard, Micachu is a bona fide musical maverick, and if her debut album is a bit inconsistent, it?s the trade-off for a sound that?s refreshingly unclassifiable. And hey, anyone who can take a vacuum cleaner and make it something akin to a pop hook deserves kudos.
The xx xx4.5
Vampire Weekend Contra2.5
Could somebody remind me again what the fuss about Vampire Weekend was about? Not the praise, mind you, that was warranted (if overzealous). But I fail to understand why people felt so offended by these guys' insistent braininess. Yeah, "California English" is pretty fucking obnoxious, and the autotune is terribly employed, and Contra may burst at the seams with largely incoherent globetrotting references, but the musical sensibility at the heart of this hugely fun album trumps any overly fussy ideas at play.
Arcade Fire Funeral4.5
Joanna Newsom Ys4.5
The Black Eyed Peas The E.N.D. (The Energy Never Dies)1.5
Rihanna Rated R2.5
Rihanna is to be commended for her bravery in the face of public humiliation, but that doesn't make songs like "Stupid In Love" or "Te Amo" any less pedestrian and soggy. And can somebody please euthanize Will Dot I Dot Am already?
Duffy Rockferry2.5
Animal Collective Fall Be Kind4.5
Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion4.0
Sigur Ros Agætis byrjun5.0
Bjork Debut4.0
Bjork Post4.5
Bjork Homogenic5.0
Bjork Selmasongs3.0
Bjork Vespertine5.0
In the end, it's not really a surprise that minimal laptop techno never really reached the masses; although
frequently beautiful, it could sometimes sound cerebral and subsequently detached. Leave it to Bjork, then,
to inject some much-needed warmth into those microbeats and found sounds. Although Bjork herself calls
Vespertine a "winter" album, the heartbreaking "Pagan Poetry" and stunning "Unison" burst with life.
The wails and screams of her earlier material are not to be found here, but even when she's whispering,
Bjork conveys more emotion than virtually every other chanteuse out there. When her voice cracks as she
repeats "I love him" over and over again, you can feel something.. and even if you don't know what it
exactly is, by god it's there.
Bjork Greatest Hits3.5
Bjork Medulla4.5
Bjork Drawing Restraint 93.5
Bjork Volta3.5
M.I.A. Kala4.5
Less immediate but much more ambitious than Arular, Kala is a stunningly kaleidoscopic work that eschews funk for woozy, dubby tracks that are refreshingly unclassifiable. When M.I.A. spits out, "I put people on the map/that never seen a map," she could just as easily be talking about her listeners, because after listening to this record, you feel enlightened and exhilarated.
LCD Soundsystem Sound of Silver4.5
Biting and humorous social critiques, seemingly effortless production, killer tunes, and addicting beats; what more could you ask for? The first five tracks are the best, ending with the quietly devastating "Someone Great" and dangerously catchy "All My Friends".
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