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Opeth Pale Communion4.0
Following the speedy solo is a repetition of the intro riff, a very proggy move by Opeth.
Chelsea Grin Ashes to Ashes2.0
Good Gawd. These guys can't do anything right what the fuck.
Origin Omnipresent3.0
Mastodon Once More 'Round the Sun3.0
Septicflesh Titan4.0
Anathema Distant Satellites4.0
Casualties of Cool Casualties of Cool3.0
Aborted The Necrotic Manifesto3.0
Animals As Leaders The Joy of Motion2.5
Gazpacho Demon3.5
Obsidian Gate Whom The Fire Obeys4.5
Cynic Kindly Bent to Free Us3.5
Behemoth The Satanist3.5
Lorelei Lore of Lies3.5
Hannes Grossmann The Radial Covenant3.0
Manes Vntrve4.0

Code Augur Nox4.5
Pestilence Obsideo2.0
Cronian Erathems2.5
Obliteration Black Death Horizon3.5
Protest the Hero Volition3.0
Ihsahn Das Seelenbrechen4.0
Intense, emotional, aggresive, disharmonic, melodic, spheric, melancholic, angry... This does not seem like the type of thing I'd love. But guess what? Upon joining Sputnikmusic, I noticed almost immediately that this album was held in very high regards. I ****ing knocked this one kids face in once. This album is pretty much like knocking face in for 45 minutes, plus breakdowns. I did not at all expect to like Das Seelenbrechen, but to be truthful, this kicks BUTT. That's right, BUTT. Das Seelenbrechen is sort of like the school bully that brutally beats you up every day and steals your lunch money, but over time becomes your best friend.
Oranssi Pazuzu Valonielu3.5
Gigan Multi-Dimensional Fractal-Sorcery...3.0
In Solitude Sister3.0
Vulture Industries The Tower3.0
Mael Mordha Damned When Dead3.5
Gorguts Colored Sands3.0
Haken The Mountain4.0
Ulver Messe I.X-VI.X3.0
Fleshgod Apocalypse Labyrinth2.0
Karnivool Asymmetry2.5
Thy Light No Morrow Shall Dawn3.5
Chthonic Bu-Tik4.5
It's awesome. A step up from Takasago Army heading towards Seediq Bale territory but not quite there yet.
Abnormal Thought Patterns Manipulation Under Anesthesia4.5
Well pillowswantyoursoul, that is just like YOUR opinion man.
Extol Extol4.5
Cynthesis ReEvolution5.0
mdross obviously has a really bad case of ear cancer.
TesseracT Altered State3.5
Leprous Coal4.5
Bilateral places of dawn is better.r(BUT THIS IS STILL AMAZING)
Enshine Origin3.0
The Dillinger Escape Plan One of Us Is the Killer3.5
Amorphis Circle3.0
Altar of Plagues Teethed Glory and Injury3.5
Pyrithion The Burden Of Sorrow3.0
Ghost B.C. Infestissumam3.5
In Vain Aenigma3.5
Rotting Christ Kata Ton Demona Eaftou3.5
Steven Wilson The Raven That Refused to Sing3.0
Darkthrone The Underground Resistance3.0
Suffocation Pinnacle of Bedlam2.5
Caladan Brood Echoes Of Battle3.0
Epic Viking Black Metal for the sake of being just that.
The Fall of Every Season Amends4.0
An Autumn For Crippled Children Hearts Of Light/Blossoms3.5
Riverside Shrine Of New Generation Slaves3.0

Xanthochroid Blessed He With Boils3.5
Infant Annihilator The Palpable Leprosy of Pollution3.0
Cytotoxin Radiophobia2.0
Cradle of Filth The Manticore and Other Horrors2.5
Shining (SWE) Redefining Darkness4.0
The Haarp Machine Disclosure2.5
My Dying Bride A Map Of All Our Failures3.5
Anaal Nathrakh Vanitas3.5
Overwhelming madness! (in a good way) It's kinda like AAUUGHGARHHAHAHAHHAAHHHHAHAHAHHHHH the whole time!
Wintersun Time I4.0
Between the Buried and Me The Parallax II: Future Sequence2.5
Enslaved RIITIIR5.0
An Autumn For Crippled Children Only The Ocean Knows3.0
Revocation Teratogenesis3.5
Devin Townsend Project Epicloud3.5
Katatonia Dead End Kings4.5
Krallice Years Past Matter3.5
The Faceless Autotheism3.5
Baroness Yellow and Green3.0
Vintersorg Orkan3.5
Nothing new here but still REALLY good, always some good work from Vintersorg.
Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal2.0
A total 69 minutes of what really sounds like my moms ass when she farts
Gojira L'Enfant Sauvage3.5
Ihsahn Eremita4.5
Chelsea Grin Evolve2.0
Haji's Kitchen Twenty Twelve3.5
Ne Obliviscaris Portal of I3.5
In the Silence A Fair Dream Gone Mad3.5
Carach Angren Where The Corpses Sink Forever4.0
John 5 God Told Me To3.5
Cattle Decapitation Monolith of Inhumanity3.0
Storm Corrosion Storm Corrosion3.5
Skyharbor Blinding White Noise: Illusion & Chaos3.0
In Mourning The Weight of Oceans3.5
Anathema Weather Systems4.0
Woods of Ypres Woods V: Grey Skies & Electric Light2.5
Jeff Loomis Plains of Oblivion3.5
Job for a Cowboy Demonocracy3.0
Atoma Skylight3.5
Cynic The Portal Tapes3.0
Meshuggah Koloss3.0
Borknagar Urd4.5
Orkenkjott Onskediktet4.0
Spawn of Possession Incurso3.0
Soen Cognitive3.5
The Omega Experiment The Omega Experiment3.0
Chimp Spanner All Roads Lead Here3.0
Swallow the Sun Emerald Forest and the Blackbird2.5
Alcest Les Voyages De L Ame3.0
Aborted Global Flatline2.5

Abnormal Thought Patterns Abnormal Thought Patterns4.0
Vildhjarta Masstaden3.0
Fallujah The Harvest Wombs3.0
Cold Body Radiation Deer Twillight3.0
Theocracy As The World Bleeds3.5
Cloudkicker Let Yourself Be Huge3.5
Cynic Carbon-Based Anatomy3.5
Thy Catafalque Rengeteg4.0
Animals As Leaders Weightless3.0
Uneven Structure Februus2.5
Fear and The Nervous System Fear and The Nervous System3.5
Haken Visions3.5
Insomnium One for Sorrow2.5
Myrath Tales of the Sands3.5
Voyager The Meaning of I3.0
Blotted Science The Animation of Entomology3.5
Anuryzm Worm's Eye View3.5
Mastodon The Hunter3.5
Falloch Where Distant Spirits Remain2.5
Opeth Heritage4.5
Arch / Matheos Sympathetic Resonance3.5
Wolves in the Throne Room Celestial Lineage3.0
Enslaved Thorn3.0
ICS Vortex Storm Seeker5.0
Let this one grow on you. It will. Seriously.... Hail Vortex m/
Leprous Bilateral5.0
A band that has proven to be the best ever, Coal is going to be amazing.
Revocation Chaos of Forms3.5
Design the Skyline Nevaeh2.5
Fleshgod Apocalypse Agony3.0
Trivium In Waves1.5
Chthonic Takasago Army4.0
Eumeria Rebel Mind4.0
Job for a Cowboy Gloom2.5
Devin Townsend Project Ghost3.5
The Black Dahlia Murder Ritual3.0
In Flames Sounds of a Playground Fading2.5
Devin Townsend Project Deconstruction4.5
Not worth a 5, but incredibly close. I could do without the Between The Buried And Me fag on Planet of the Apes.
Symphony X Iconoclast2.5
Amorphis The Beginning of Times3.0
Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus1.5
Origin Entity2.5
Unexpect Fables of the Sleepless Empire4.0
Shining (SWE) VII: Fodd Forlorare3.0
Wolverine Communication Lost3.5
Anaal Nathrakh Passion2.5
Enslaved The Sleeping Gods3.5
Ulver Wars of the Roses3.5
Septicflesh The Great Mass5.0
Believe it or not, this actually IS better than Mystic Places of Dawn.
Sarke Oldarhian3.0
Beyond Creation The Aura3.0
Cynthesis DeEvolution5.0
The Tipton bros RULE! This album and the rest of their past work proves it.
Obscura Omnivium3.5
Vintersorg Jordpuls4.0
TesseracT One4.0
Born of Osiris The Discovery3.0
Protest the Hero Scurrilous3.0
40 Watt Sun The Inside Room4.5
Sun Caged The Lotus Effect3.0

Agalloch Marrow of the Spirit3.5
Transcending Bizarre? The Misanthrope's Fable3.5
Urfaust Der freiwillige Bettler4.0
Deathspell Omega Paracletus3.0
Atheist Jupiter4.5
Ghost B.C. Opus Eponymous3.0
TesseracT Concealing Fate3.5
Entropia Simetria3.5
Enslaved Axioma Ethica Odini4.5
Fleshwrought Dementia/Dyslexia3.5
Lantlos .neon3.5
Nevermore The Obsidian Conspiracy2.5
Anathema We're Here Because We're Here4.5
Fleshgod Apocalypse Mafia3.0
Dead Letter Circus This Is The Warning3.0
Xasthur Portal Of Sorrow2.5
Carach Angren Death Came Through A Phantom Ship3.5
Dark Tranquillity We Are the Void3.0
Borknagar Universal4.0
Ihsahn After5.0

Nokturnal Mortum The Voice of Steel3.5
Rishloo Feathergun3.0
Dark Funeral Angelus Exuro pro Eternus2.5
Devin Townsend Project Addicted3.0
Nile Those Whom the Gods Detest3.5
Katatonia Night Is the New Day4.0
Immortal All Shall Fall3.0
The Black Dahlia Murder Deflorate2.0
Behemoth Evangelion4.0
Chthonic Mirror Of Retribution3.0
Anaal Nathrakh In the Constellation of the Black Widow3.5
Shining (SWE) VI - Klagopsalmer3.5
Riverside Anno Domini High Definition3.5
Karnivool Sound Awake3.0
Code Resplendent Grotesque4.0
Devin Townsend Project Ki3.0
Old Man's Child Slaves Of The World3.0
Thy Catafalque Roka Hasa Radio4.5
Unholy Matrimony Croire, Decroitre3.5
Leprous Tall Poppy Syndrome4.0
Animals As Leaders Animals As Leaders3.5
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Agorapocalypse2.5
Mastodon Crack the Skye4.0
Obscura Cosmogenesis3.0

Chelsea Grin Chelsea Grin1.0
Why doesn't this have a review yet? Like seriously people c'mon!
Kekal Audible Minority3.0
The Faceless Planetary Duality2.5
Enslaved Vertebrae4.0
Cynic Traced in Air3.5
I'm in a Coffin One Final Action3.0
Jeff Loomis Zero Order Phase3.5
Seventh Wonder Mercy Falls3.5
Scar Symmetry Holographic Universe3.5
Opeth Watershed5.0
Ihsahn angL4.0
Prostitute Disfigurement Descendants of Depravity2.5
Revocation Empire of the Obscene3.0
Zero Hour Dark Deceiver4.5
Mirrorthrone Gangrene4.0
Septicflesh Communion4.5
Coldworld Melancholie3.5
Meshuggah obZen3.5
Bloodbath Unblessing the Purity4.0
Protest the Hero Fortress3.0
In Mourning Shrouded Divine3.5
Carach Angren Lammendam3.5

Lyrinx Nihilistic Purity3.0
Anaal Nathrakh Hell Is Empty and All the Devils Are Her3.0
Drautran Throne of the Depths3.5
Limbonic Art A Legacy of Evil3.5
Alter Bridge Blackbird3.0
Ulver Shadows of the Sun5.0
Blotted Science The Machinations of Dementia3.0
The Black Dahlia Murder Nocturnal2.5
Winds Prominence and Demise4.0
Le Grand Guignol The Great Maddening4.0
Thy Light Suici.De.pression4.0
Behemoth The Apostasy3.5
Elffor Into The Dark Forest - Remastered3.5
Symphony X Paradise Lost3.0
Chthonic Relentless Recurrence [Digipak]4.5
Akercocke Antichrist4.0
Vintersorg Solens Rotter3.0
Devin Townsend Ziltoid the Omniscient4.0
Kekal The Habit of Fire5.0
Thurisaz Circadian Rhythm4.0
Dark Tranquillity Fiction4.0
Porcupine Tree Fear of a Blank Planet4.0
Shining (SWE) V - Halmstad4.0
In Vain The Latter Rain3.5
The Fall of Every Season From Below4.0
Lunar Aurora Andacht3.5
Manes How the World Came To An End4.5
Anthelion Bloodshed Rebefallen3.5
Warning Watching from a Distance5.0
Borknagar Origin3.5
Zero Hour Specs of Pictures Burnt Beyond4.5
Chthonic Seediq Bale5.0
Mastodon Blood Mountain3.5
Unexpect In a Flesh Aquarium4.0
Agalloch Ashes Against the Grain3.5
Strapping Young Lad The New Black3.5
Enslaved Ruun4.0
Ihsahn The Adversary4.5
Keep of Kalessin Armada3.5
Katatonia The Great Cold Distance3.5
In Flames Come Clarity2.0
The Devin Townsend Band Synchestra4.0
Mirrorthrone Carriers of Dust4.0
diagnose lebensgefahr Transformalin3.5
Leprous Aeolia3.5

Dark Funeral Attera Totus Sanctus2.0
Shining (SWE) IV - The Eerie Cold3.5
Job for a Cowboy Doom2.0
Riverside Second Life Syndrome4.0
Hurry! To The Rest of Riverside's Discography! =)
Akercocke Words That Go Unspoken...4.5
Zero Hour A Fragile Mind4.0
Arcturus Sideshow Symphonies5.0
The Sham Mirrors really is the only good Arcturus album.
Opeth Ghost Reveries5.0
Best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best Opeth album
Protest the Hero Kezia3.5
Nevermore This Godless Endeavor4.0
Ulver Blood Inside4.5
Code Nouveau Gloaming3.5
Dream Theater Octavarium3.0
Extol The Blueprint Dives4.0
Porcupine Tree Deadwing3.5
Kekal Acidity4.0
Strapping Young Lad Alien3.0
Dark Suns Existence3.5
Frantic Bleep The Sense Apparatus3.5
Kadenzza The Second Renaissance3.5
Dark Tranquillity Character3.5
Into Eternity Buried in Oblivion4.0

Bethlehem Mein Weg3.5
Behemoth Demigod3.0
Wintersun Wintersun4.5
Thy Catafalque Tuno Ido Tarlat4.5
Mastodon Leviathan3.5
Borknagar Epic3.0
Necrophagist Epitaph2.0
Xasthur To Violate the Oblivious3.5
Bethlehem Alles Tot4.0
Thurisaz Scent of a Dream4.5
Enslaved Isa4.5
Lamented Souls The Origins Of Misery4.0
Arsis A Celebration of Guilt3.0
Devin Townsend Ass-Sordid Demos II4.0
Riverside Out of Myself3.5
Peccatum Lost in Reverie3.5
Xasthur Telepathic With The Deceased3.5

Anathema A Natural Disaster3.5
Sun Caged Sun Caged4.0
Xasthur The Funeral of Being3.0
Pavor Furioso3.5
Kekal 1000 Thoughts of Violence4.5
Children of Bodom Hate Crew Deathroll3.5
Dimmu Borgir Death Cult Armageddon3.0
Asmegin Hin Vordende Sod & Sø3.0
Aborted Goremageddon3.0
Extol Synergy3.5
Zero Hour Metamorphosis4.0
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium3.5
Manes Vilosophe4.0
Opeth Damnation4.0
Katatonia Viva Emptiness4.0
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Altered States of America3.0
The Devin Townsend Band Accelerated Evolution4.0
Septicflesh Sumerian Daemons4.0
Strapping Young Lad Strapping Young Lad3.0
DoomThrone Skeleton Veiled in Flesh1.0
Enslaved Below the Lights4.0
Unexpect _We, Invaders3.5
Akercocke Choronzon3.5
Kadenzza Into the Oriental Phantasma3.0
Transcending Bizarre? The Four Scissors3.0

Opeth Deliverance3.5
Porcupine Tree In Absentia3.5
Behemoth Zos Kia Cultus (Here and Beyond)3.5
Pain of Salvation Remedy Lane4.0
Dream Theater Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence3.5
Arcturus The Sham Mirrors4.5
Agalloch The Mantle3.0
Limbonic Art The Ultimate Death Worship3.5
Arcturus Aspera Hiems Symfonia/Constellation/My Angel4.5
Shining (SWE) III - Angst, Självdestruktivitetens Emissarie2.5
Obsidian Gate The Vehemence3.5
Pagan's Mind Celestial Entrance3.5

Enslaved Monumension4.0
Windir 11844.0
Jorn Worldchanger3.5
Emperor Prometheus: The Discipline of Fire...4.5
Anathema A Fine Day to Exit3.5
Kekal The Painful Experience4.0
Dark Funeral Diabolis Interium1.5
Converge Jane Doe2.0
this band is almost as awesome as Job for a Cowboy
Bjork Vespertine3.5
maudlin of the Well Bath3.5
Devin Townsend Terria4.5
Akercocke The Goat of Mendes3.5
Dimmu Borgir Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia4.0
Zero Hour The Towers of Avarice5.0
Oh do I really need to say it again!? the Tipton bros RULE
Opeth Blackwater Park4.5
Sirius Aeons Of Magick4.0
Silencer (SWE) Death - Pierce Me4.5
Borknagar Empiricism4.0
Katatonia Last Fair Deal Gone Down4.0
Extol Paralysis4.0
Obsidian Gate Colossal Christhunt4.0

Vintersorg Cosmic Genesis4.0
Cradle of Filth Midian3.0
Devin Townsend Physicist4.5
Extol Undeceived4.5
Borknagar Quintessence4.5
Ulver Perdition City3.0
Limbonic Art Ad Noctum - Dynasty Of Death3.0
Porcupine Tree Lightbulb Sun3.0
Chthonic 9th Empyrean3.5
Spiral Architect A Sceptic's Universe4.0
Devin Townsend Ass-Sordid Demos I4.0
Weakling Dead as Dreams4.0

Warning The Strength to Dream4.0
Extol Mesmerized3.5
Opeth Still Life4.0
My Dying Bride The Light at the End of the World3.0
Katatonia Tonight's Decision3.5
Kekal Embrace The Dead4.0
Mr. Bungle California3.5
Dornenreich Bitter ist's dem Tod zu dienen4.5
Anathema Judgement3.5
Nagelfar Srontgorrth4.5
Emperor IX Equilibrium4.0
Unexpect Utopia3.5
Nevermore Dreaming Neon Black3.5
...and Oceans The Symmetry of I - The Circle of O3.5
Septicflesh Revolution DNA3.5
Dark Tranquillity Projector3.5
Chthonic Where the Ancestors' Souls Gathered3.0
Porcupine Tree Stupid Dream4.0
In The Woods... Strange in Stereo4.5
Dimmu Borgir Spiritual Black Dimensions3.5
Obsidian Gate The Nightspectral Voyage4.5
Thy Catafalque Sublunary Tragedies3.0
Control Denied The Fragile Art of Existence4.0

Extol Burial3.5
Kekal Beyond The Glimpse of Dreams4.5
Borknagar The Archaic Course4.5
Death The Sound of Perseverance2.5
Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse4.0
Anathema Alternative 43.0
Power of Omens Eyes of the Oracle4.5
Shining (SWE) Submit to Selfdestruction3.5
Devin Townsend Christeen + 4 Demos4.5
The Kovenant Nexus Polaris3.5
Dan Swano Moontower3.5
Limbonic Art Epitome Of Illusion3.5
Katatonia Discouraged Ones5.0
Bethlehem S.U.I.Z.I.D3.5
Gorguts Obscura3.0
Vintersorg Till Fjälls4.0
Mundanus Imperium The Spectral Spheres Coronation3.0
Devin Townsend Infinity5.0
Another underrated masterpiece from the truest of all tweakers.
Devin Townsend Ocean Machine: Biomech5.0
Stratovarius Visions3.5
Limbonic Art In Abhorrence Dementia5.0
Midvinter At the Sight of the Apocalypse Dragon3.5
Ulver Nattens Madrigal4.0
Strapping Young Lad City4.0
Strapping Young Lad rocks my hairy anus. And that is fact.
Profanum Profanum Aeternum Eminence Of Satanic Imperial Art3.5
Arcturus La Masquerade Infernale4.0
Emperor Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk4.5
In The Woods... Omnio4.0
Borknagar The Olden Domain3.5
Solefald The Linear Scaffold4.0

Cradle of Filth Dusk and Her Embrace3.0
Anathema Eternity3.0
Vinterland Welcome My Last Chapter4.0
Opeth Morningrise4.5
Edge of Sanity Crimson4.0
Psychotic Waltz Bleeding4.0
Porcupine Tree Signify4.0
Ulver Kveldssanger4.0
Bethlehem Dictius Te Necare5.0
The Soundtrack to my Suicide... -////________----__////"
Limbonic Art Moon In The Scorpio4.5
Katatonia Brave Murder Day4.5

Dark Tranquillity The Gallery4.0
Fleurety Min Tid Skal Komme3.5
Opeth Orchid3.5
Paradise Lost Draconian Times3.0
Strapping Young Lad Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing3.5
Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler4.5
Septicflesh Esoptron3.5
In The Woods... Heart of the Ages5.0
Ved Buens Ende Written In Waters3.5
Enchant A Blueprint of the World3.5
Behemoth Sventevith (Storming Near the Baltic)3.0

Seigmen Total3.5
Emperor In the Nightside Eclipse4.0
Septicflesh Mystic Places of Dawn3.5
Bethlehem Dark Metal4.5
Psychotic Waltz Mosquito4.0
Angra Angels Cry3.5
Burzum Hvis Lyset Tar Oss3.5

X Japan Art of Life3.5
Death Individual Thought Patterns2.5
Morbid Angel Covenant3.5
My Dying Bride Turn Loose the Swans3.5
Thought Industry Mods Carve The Pig3.5
Cynic Focus3.0
Atheist Elements3.5
Katatonia Dance of December Souls4.5
Porcupine Tree Up the Downstair4.0

Psychotic Waltz Into the Everflow4.5
Nocturnus Thresholds3.0

Septicflesh Temple of the Lost Race3.0
Atheist Unquestionable Presence4.5
Solitude Aeturnus Into the Depths of Sorrow3.0
Bathory Twilight of the Gods3.5
Psychotic Waltz A Social Grace5.0
Atheist Piece of Time5.0

Sieges Even Life Cycle3.5

King Diamond Abigail3.5

Mercyful Fate Don't Break the Oath4.5

Mercyful Fate Melissa4.0

Rush Permanent Waves3.5

Rainbow Rising4.0

King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King4.0

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