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Enslaved In Times4.5
Code Mut4.0
Solefald World Metal. Kosmopolis Sud4.0
Carach Angren This Is No Fairytale3.0
Urfaust Apparitions3.0
Voices (UK) London4.5
Bjork Vulnicura3.0

Primordial Where Greater Men Have Fallen3.5
Job for a Cowboy Sun Eater3.0
Soen Tellurian3.5
Anaal Nathrakh Desideratum3.5
Devin Townsend Project Z23.5
Beyond Creation Earthborn Evolution2.5
Revocation Deathless3.0
Bethlehem Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia3.0
Rings of Saturn Lugal Ki En2.5
Manes Be All End All4.5
Oh my gawd this is good. This is so fucking good. AOTY
Scar Symmetry The Singularity - Phase I: Neohumanity3.0
Opeth Pale Communion4.0
Following the speedy solo is a repetition of the intro riff, a very proggy move by Opeth.
Pallbearer Foundations of Burden3.5
Fallujah The Flesh Prevails3.0
Ewigkeit Radio Ixtlan3.5
Origin Omnipresent2.5
Chelsea Grin Ashes to Ashes2.0
Good Gawd. These guys can't do anything right what the fuck.
Mastodon Once More 'Round the Sun3.0
Septicflesh Titan4.0
Serdce Timelessness3.0
Anathema Distant Satellites4.0
Casualties of Cool Casualties of Cool3.0
Noneuclid Metatheosis3.5
Aborted The Necrotic Manifesto3.0
Gazpacho Demon3.5
Obsidian Gate Whom The Fire Obeys4.5
Cynic Kindly Bent to Free Us3.5
Behemoth The Satanist3.5
Manes Vntrve4.0

Code Augur Nox4.5
Pestilence Obsideo2.0
Protest the Hero Volition3.5
Ihsahn Das Seelenbrechen4.0
Intense, emotional, aggresive, disharmonic, melodic, spheric, melancholic, angry... This does not seem like the type of thing I'd love. But guess what? Upon joining Sputnikmusic, I noticed almost immediately that this album was held in very high regards. I ****ing knocked this one kids face in once. This album is pretty much like knocking face in for 45 minutes, plus breakdowns. I did not at all expect to like Das Seelenbrechen, but to be truthful, this kicks BUTT. That's right, BUTT. Das Seelenbrechen is sort of like the school bully that brutally beats you up every day and steals your lunch money, but over time becomes your best friend.
Mael Mordha Damned When Dead3.5
Haken The Mountain4.0
Ulver Messe I.X-VI.X3.0
Fleshgod Apocalypse Labyrinth2.0
Karnivool Asymmetry2.5
Thy Light No Morrow Shall Dawn3.5
Abnormal Thought Patterns Manipulation Under Anesthesia4.5
Well pillowswantyoursoul, that is just like YOUR opinion man.
Extol Extol4.0
Chthonic Bu-Tik4.5
It's awesome. A step up from Takasago Army heading towards Seediq Bale territory but not quite there yet.
Sigur Ros Kveikur3.0
Cynthesis ReEvolution4.5
mdross obviously has a really bad case of ear cancer.
TesseracT Altered State3.0
Leprous Coal4.5
Bilateral places of dawn is better.r(BUT THIS IS STILL AMAZING)
The Dillinger Escape Plan One of Us Is the Killer3.5
Shade Empire Omega Arcane3.0
Altar of Plagues Teethed Glory and Injury3.5
Amorphis Circle3.0
Progenie Terrestre Pura U.M.A.3.0
In Vain Aenigma3.5
Steven Wilson The Raven That Refused to Sing3.5
Riverside Shrine Of New Generation Slaves3.0

Xanthochroid Blessed He With Boils3.5
Anaal Nathrakh Vanitas3.5
Overwhelming madness! (in a good way) It's kinda like AAUUGHGARHHAHAHAHHAAHHHHAHAHAHHHHH the whole time!
Wintersun Time I4.0
Enslaved RIITIIR5.0
Devin Townsend Project Epicloud3.5
Katatonia Dead End Kings4.5
Khonsu Anomalia4.0
The Faceless Autotheism3.5
Breaking Orbit The Time Traveller3.0
Vintersorg Orkan3.5
Nothing new here but still REALLY good, always some good work from Vintersorg.
Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal2.0
A total 69 minutes of what really sounds like my moms ass when she farts
Ihsahn Eremita4.5
Chelsea Grin Evolve2.5
Ne Obliviscaris Portal of I3.5
Carach Angren Where the Corpses Sink Forever4.0
Cattle Decapitation Monolith of Inhumanity3.0
Skyharbor Blinding White Noise: Illusion & Chaos3.0
Anathema Weather Systems4.5
Job for a Cowboy Demonocracy3.0
Borknagar Urd4.5
Orkenkjott Onskediktet4.0
Pallbearer Sorrow And Extinction3.5
Soen Cognitive3.5

Aquilus Griseus3.0
Abnormal Thought Patterns Abnormal Thought Patterns4.0
Thy Catafalque Rengeteg4.0
Haken Visions3.5
Insomnium One for Sorrow2.5
Myrath Tales of the Sands3.5
Mastodon The Hunter3.5
Falloch Where Distant Spirits Remain2.5
Opeth Heritage4.5
Wolves in the Throne Room Celestial Lineage3.0
Midnight Odyssey Funerals from the Astral Sphere3.5
Enslaved Thorn3.0
ICS Vortex Storm Seeker5.0
Let this one grow on you. It will. Seriously.... Hail Vortex m/
Leprous Bilateral5.0
A band that has proven to be the best ever, Coal is going to be amazing.
Fleshgod Apocalypse Agony3.0
Chthonic Takasago Army4.0
Job for a Cowboy Gloom3.0
In Flames Sounds of a Playground Fading2.5
The Black Dahlia Murder Ritual3.0
Devin Townsend Project Deconstruction4.5
Symphony X Iconoclast2.5
Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus1.5
Origin Entity3.0
Amorphis The Beginning of Times2.5
Unexpect Fables of the Sleepless Empire3.5
Anaal Nathrakh Passion2.5
Enslaved The Sleeping Gods3.5
Ulver Wars of the Roses3.5
Septicflesh The Great Mass5.0
Believe it or not, this actually IS better than Mystic Places of Dawn.
Beyond Creation The Aura2.5
Cynthesis DeEvolution5.0
The Tipton bros RULE! This album and the rest of their past work proves it.
Obscura Omnivium3.5
Vintersorg Jordpuls4.0
Protest the Hero Scurrilous3.0
TesseracT One4.0
Born of Osiris The Discovery3.0
40 Watt Sun The Inside Room4.5
Virus (NO) The Agent That Shapes The Desert3.0

Urfaust Der freiwillige Bettler4.0
The Meads of Asphodel The Murder Of Jesus The Jew3.5
Atheist Jupiter4.5
Enslaved Axioma Ethica Odini4.5
Nevermore The Obsidian Conspiracy2.5
Anathema We're Here Because We're Here4.5
Fleshgod Apocalypse Mafia3.0
Xasthur Portal Of Sorrow2.5
Murmuure Murmuüre3.5
Carach Angren Death Came Through a Phantom Ship3.5
Dark Tranquillity We Are the Void3.0
Borknagar Universal4.0
Ihsahn After5.0

Nokturnal Mortum The Voice of Steel3.5
Dark Funeral Angelus Exuro pro Eternus2.5
Nile Those Whom the Gods Detest3.5
Katatonia Night Is the New Day4.0
The Black Dahlia Murder Deflorate2.0
Behemoth Evangelion4.0
Anaal Nathrakh In the Constellation of the Black Widow3.5
Riverside Anno Domini High Definition3.5
Autumnblaze Perdition Diaries3.5
Urfaust Einsiedler3.5
Karnivool Sound Awake3.0
Code Resplendent Grotesque4.0
Thy Catafalque Roka Hasa Radio4.5
Leprous Tall Poppy Syndrome4.0
Mastodon Crack the Skye4.0
Obscura Cosmogenesis3.0
Cattle Decapitation The Harvest Floor3.0
Shadow Gallery Digital Ghosts3.5

Kekal Audible Minority3.0
Enslaved Vertebrae4.0
Scar Symmetry Holographic Universe3.5
Opeth Watershed4.5
Ihsahn angL4.0
Zero Hour Dark Deceiver4.5
Mirrorthrone Gangrene4.0
Septicflesh Communion4.5
Coldworld Melancholie3.0
Protest the Hero Fortress3.0
Carach Angren Lammendam3.5

Universe217 Universe2174.0
Limbonic Art A Legacy of Evil3.5
Ulver Shadows of the Sun5.0
The Black Dahlia Murder Nocturnal2.5
Winds Prominence and Demise4.0
Thy Light Suici.De.pression4.0
Behemoth The Apostasy3.5
Symphony X Paradise Lost3.0
Akercocke Antichrist4.0
Vintersorg Solens Rotter3.0
Devin Townsend Ziltoid the Omniscient4.0
Kekal The Habit of Fire5.0
The Angelic Process Weighing Souls With Sand3.5
Thurisaz Circadian Rhythm3.5
Dark Tranquillity Fiction4.0
Shining (SWE) V - Halmstad4.0
Porcupine Tree Fear of a Blank Planet4.0
Mithras Behind the Shadows Lie Madness3.5
Lifelover Erotik3.5
Gire Gire4.0
Lunar Aurora Andacht3.5
Manes How the World Came To An End5.0
Warning Watching from a Distance5.0
Borknagar Origin3.0
Zero Hour Specs of Pictures Burnt Beyond4.5
Chthonic Seediq Bale5.0
Unexpect In a Flesh Aquarium4.0
Strapping Young Lad The New Black3.5
Enslaved Ruun4.0
Ihsahn The Adversary4.5
Keep of Kalessin Armada3.5
Katatonia The Great Cold Distance3.5
In Flames Come Clarity1.5
The Devin Townsend Band Synchestra3.5
Mirrorthrone Carriers of Dust4.0

Dark Funeral Attera Totus Sanctus2.0
Job for a Cowboy Doom2.0
Riverside Second Life Syndrome4.0
Hurry! To The Rest of Riverside's Discography! =)
Akercocke Words That Go Unspoken...5.0
Zero Hour A Fragile Mind4.0
Arcturus Sideshow Symphonies5.0
The Sham Mirrors really is the only good Arcturus album.
Opeth Ghost Reveries5.0
Best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best Opeth album
Protest the Hero Kezia3.5
Ewigkeit Conspiritus4.5
Nevermore This Godless Endeavor4.0
Ulver Blood Inside4.5
Kataxu Hunger of Elements3.5
Extol The Blueprint Dives4.0
Porcupine Tree Deadwing4.0
Kekal Acidity4.0
Kadenzza The Second Renaissance3.5

Fallen A Tragedy's Bitter End4.5
Behemoth Demigod3.0
Wintersun Wintersun4.5
Thy Catafalque Tuno Ido Tarlat5.0
Borknagar Epic3.0
Xasthur To Violate the Oblivious3.5
Thurisaz Scent of a Dream4.5
Urfaust Geist Ist Teufel3.5
Enslaved Isa4.5
Riverside Out of Myself3.5
Devin Townsend Ass-Sordid Demos II3.5
Xasthur Telepathic With The Deceased3.5

Anathema A Natural Disaster3.5
Sun Caged Sun Caged4.0
Xasthur The Funeral of Being3.0
Pavor Furioso3.5
Kekal 1000 Thoughts of Violence4.5
Mithras Worlds Beyond the Veil3.5
Children of Bodom Hate Crew Deathroll3.5
Dimmu Borgir Death Cult Armageddon3.5
Aborted Goremageddon2.5
Zero Hour Metamorphosis4.0
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium3.5
Manes Vilosophe4.0
Opeth Damnation4.0
Katatonia Viva Emptiness4.0
The Devin Townsend Band Accelerated Evolution4.0
Solefald In Harmonia Universali4.5
Septicflesh Sumerian Daemons4.0
Strapping Young Lad Strapping Young Lad3.0
Power of Omens Rooms of Anguish4.5
Akercocke Choronzon4.0
DoomThrone Skeleton Veiled in Flesh1.0
Enslaved Below the Lights4.0
Ephel Duath The Painter's Palette3.5
Doomsword Let Battle Commence3.0

Opeth Deliverance3.5
Negura Bunget 'N Crugu Bradului3.5
Porcupine Tree In Absentia3.5
Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf4.5
Behemoth Zos Kia Cultus (Here and Beyond)3.5
Arcturus Aspera Hiems Symfonia/Constellation/My Angel4.5
Arcturus The Sham Mirrors4.5
Limbonic Art The Ultimate Death Worship3.5
Obsidian Gate The Vehemence4.0

Enslaved Monumension3.0
Moonsorrow Voimasta Ja Kunniasta3.5
Windir 11843.5
Emperor Prometheus: The Discipline of Fire...4.5
Anathema A Fine Day to Exit3.5
Kekal The Painful Experience4.0
Dark Funeral Diabolis Interium1.5
Solefald Pills Against The Ageless Ills4.0
Converge Jane Doe2.0
this band is almost as awesome as Job for a Cowboy
Devin Townsend Terria4.5
Akercocke The Goat of Mendes3.5
Wolverine The Window Purpose3.0
Dimmu Borgir Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia4.0
Zero Hour The Towers of Avarice5.0
Oh do I really need to say it again!? the Tipton bros RULE
Opeth Blackwater Park4.5
Katatonia Last Fair Deal Gone Down4.0
Silencer (SWE) Death - Pierce Me4.5
Borknagar Empiricism4.0
Hollenthon With Vilest of Worms to Dwell3.5
Obsidian Gate Colossal Christhunt4.0

Vintersorg Cosmic Genesis4.0
Devin Townsend Physicist4.0
Extol Undeceived4.5
Queens of the Stone Age Rated R3.5
Borknagar Quintessence4.5
Ulver Perdition City3.0
Spiral Architect A Sceptic's Universe4.0
Devin Townsend Ass-Sordid Demos I3.5
Weakling Dead as Dreams3.5
Porcupine Tree Lightbulb Sun3.0

Warning The Strength to Dream4.0
Opeth Still Life4.0
Tartaros The Red Jewel3.0
Katatonia Tonight's Decision3.5
Kekal Embrace The Dead4.0
Anathema Judgement3.5
Nagelfar Srontgorrth4.5
Emperor IX Equilibrium4.0
Nevermore Dreaming Neon Black3.5
Control Denied The Fragile Art of Existence3.5
Drawn A New World?5.0
Only listened to it twice and this is a motherfucking 5 already.
Autumnblaze DämmerElbenTragödie4.5
Porcupine Tree Stupid Dream3.5
In The Woods... Strange in Stereo4.5
Solefald Neonism4.0
Dimmu Borgir Spiritual Black Dimensions3.5
Obsidian Gate The Nightspectral Voyage4.5
Septicflesh Revolution DNA3.5

Kekal Beyond The Glimpse of Dreams4.5
Borknagar The Archaic Course4.5
Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse3.5
Anathema Alternative 43.0
Power of Omens Eyes of the Oracle5.0
Devin Townsend Christeen + 4 Demos4.0
Ophthalamia Dominion3.5
Dan Swano Moontower3.5
Katatonia Discouraged Ones5.0
Drawn Plan Be4.0
Vintersorg Till Fjälls4.0
Limbonic Art Epitome Of Illusion3.5
Solstice (UK) New Dark Age4.0
Sear Bliss The Haunting3.5
Devin Townsend Infinity4.5
Another underrated masterpiece from the truest of all tweakers.
Devin Townsend Ocean Machine: Biomech5.0
Limbonic Art In Abhorrence Dementia5.0
Ulver Nattens Madrigal4.0
Strapping Young Lad City4.5
Strapping Young Lad rocks my hairy anus. And that is fact.
Phlebotomized Skycontact4.0
In The Woods... Omnio4.0
Obtained Enslavement Witchcraft3.5
Borknagar The Olden Domain3.5
Arcturus La Masquerade Infernale4.0
Emperor Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk4.0
Solefald The Linear Scaffold4.0

Anathema Eternity3.0
Opeth Morningrise4.0
Edge of Sanity Crimson3.5
Borknagar Borknagar4.0
Limbonic Art Moon In The Scorpio4.5
Bethlehem Dictius Te Necare5.0
The Soundtrack to my Suicide... -////________----__////"
Porcupine Tree Signify4.0
Ulver Kveldssanger4.0
Katatonia Brave Murder Day4.5

Dark Tranquillity The Gallery4.0
Fleurety Min Tid Skal Komme3.5
Opeth Orchid4.0
Paradise Lost Draconian Times2.5
Strapping Young Lad Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing4.0
Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler4.5
In The Woods... Heart of the Ages5.0
Ved Buens Ende Written In Waters3.5
Septicflesh Esoptron3.5
Monumentum In Absentia Christi3.5
Shadow Gallery Carved In Stone3.5
Behemoth Sventevith (Storming Near the Baltic)3.0

Edge of Sanity Purgatory Afterglow3.5
Emperor In the Nightside Eclipse4.0
Phlebotomized Immense, Intense, Suspense4.5
Yeah the guy who gave this a 1 deserves ass cancer (in his ass)
Bethlehem Dark Metal4.5
Burzum Hvis Lyset Tar Oss3.5
Septicflesh Mystic Places of Dawn3.5

My Sister's Machine Wallflower3.0
Morbid Angel Covenant3.5
Thought Industry Mods Carve The Pig3.5
Porcupine Tree Up the Downstair3.5
Katatonia Dance of December Souls4.5
Atheist Elements3.5

My Sister's Machine Diva3.5
Psychotic Waltz Into the Everflow4.5

Atheist Unquestionable Presence4.5
Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle3.0
Bathory Twilight of the Gods3.5
Psychotic Waltz A Social Grace5.0

Watchtower Control and Resistance3.5
Atheist Piece of Time5.0

Bathory Blood Fire Death4.0

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