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Thy Catafalque Sgùrr4.0
My Dying Bride Feel the Misery4.0
Ahab The Boats Of The Glen Carrig4.0
Lychgate An Antidote for the Glass Pill3.0
Abnormal Thought Patterns Altered States of Consciousness4.5
Anuryzm All Is Not For All3.5
Midnight Odyssey Shards of Silver Fade4.0
Oxxo Xoox Namidae3.0
Leprous The Congregation4.0
12 fucking tracks. 12 T R A C K S! They can do no wrong! Einar was in the studio producing vocal wankery while the rest of the members watched. All they could say was "bruh" -_____-"
Arcturus Arcturian5.0
I now have a legitimate reason to keep on living my worthless life.

EDIT: Amazon pushed the NA release date by 2 weeks and my patience is gone. Heard the leak and
it's extremely
awesome, everything I expected from Arcturus and more.

EDIT 2: "While smartly ignoring the fourth" Yo, they didn't ignore it. Just listen to Archer as
it's completely similar to a lot of SS man. Also ignoring ANY Arcturus is a crime.
Liturgy The Ark Work2.5
Dodheimsgard A Umbra Omega4.5
Enslaved In Times4.0
Code Mut4.0
Solefald World Metal. Kosmopolis Sud4.0
Urfaust Apparitions3.0
Voices (UK) London4.5
Odious Skin Age4.0

Ne Obliviscaris Citadel2.0
Devin Townsend Project Z23.5
Horrendous Ecdysis3.5
Beyond Creation Earthborn Evolution2.0
Manes Be All End All4.5
Scar Symmetry The Singularity - Phase I: Neohumanity2.5
Opeth Pale Communion4.0
Following the speedy solo is a repetition of the intro riff, a very proggy move by Opeth.
Panopticon Roads to the North3.5
Chelsea Grin Ashes to Ashes2.0
Good Gawd. These guys can't do anything right what the fuck.
Septicflesh Titan4.0
Anathema Distant Satellites4.0
Noneuclid Metatheosis3.5
Obsidian Gate Whom The Fire Obeys4.5
Lorelei Lore of Lies3.5
Lux Occulta Kołysanki3.5

Code Augur Nox4.5
Ihsahn Das Seelenbrechen4.0
Intense, emotional, aggresive, disharmonic, melodic, spheric, melancholic, angry... This does not seem like the type of thing I'd love. But guess what? Upon joining Sputnikmusic, I noticed almost immediately that this album was held in very high regards. I ****ing knocked this one kids face in once. This album is pretty much like knocking face in for 45 minutes, plus breakdowns. I did not at all expect to like Das Seelenbrechen, but to be truthful, this kicks BUTT. That's right, BUTT. Das Seelenbrechen is sort of like the school bully that brutally beats you up every day and steals your lunch money, but over time becomes your best friend.
Haken The Mountain3.5
Fleshgod Apocalypse Labyrinth2.0
Karnivool Asymmetry2.5
Thy Light No Morrow Shall Dawn3.5
Abnormal Thought Patterns Manipulation Under Anesthesia4.5
Well pillowswantyoursoul, that is just like YOUR opinion man.
Extol Extol4.0
Chthonic Bu-Tik4.5
It's awesome. A step up from Takasago Army heading towards Seediq Bale territory but not quite there yet.
Cynthesis ReEvolution4.5
mdross obviously has a really bad case of ear cancer.
Leprous Coal4.5
Bilateral places of dawn is better.r(BUT THIS IS STILL AMAZING)
Altar of Plagues Teethed Glory and Injury3.5
In Vain Aenigma3.5
Voices (UK) From The Human Forest Create A Fugue Of Imaginary3.0

Kekal Autonomy2.5
Cytotoxin Radiophobia2.5
Anaal Nathrakh Vanitas3.5
Overwhelming madness! (in a good way) It's kinda like AAUUGHGARHHAHAHAHHAAHHHHAHAHAHHHHH the whole time!
My Dying Bride A Map of All Our Failures4.5
Wintersun Time I4.0
Enslaved RIITIIR5.0
Revocation Teratogenesis3.5
Katatonia Dead End Kings4.5
Khonsu Anomalia4.0
Vintersorg Orkan4.0
Nothing new here but still REALLY good, always some good work from Vintersorg.
Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal1.5
Nile At the Gate of Sethu3.0
Ihsahn Eremita4.5
Storm Corrosion Storm Corrosion3.5
Anathema Weather Systems4.0
Job for a Cowboy Demonocracy3.0
Borknagar Urd4.5
Spawn of Possession Incurso2.5
Soen Cognitive3.5

Abnormal Thought Patterns Abnormal Thought Patterns4.0
Thy Catafalque Rengeteg4.0
Haken Visions4.0
Insomnium One for Sorrow2.5
Myrath Tales of the Sands4.0
Falloch Where Distant Spirits Remain2.5
Opeth Heritage4.5
Midnight Odyssey Funerals from the Astral Sphere4.0
ICS Vortex Storm Seeker5.0
Let this one grow on you. It will. Seriously.... Hail Vortex m/
Leprous Bilateral5.0
A band that has proven to be the best ever, Coal is going to be amazing.
Design the Skyline Nevaeh2.0
Revocation Chaos of Forms3.5
Fleshgod Apocalypse Agony3.0
Chthonic Takasago Army4.0
Eumeria Rebel Mind3.5
Devin Townsend Project Deconstruction4.5
Symphony X Iconoclast2.5
Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus1.5
Amorphis The Beginning of Times2.5
Anaal Nathrakh Passion2.5
The Crevices Below Below the Crevices3.0
Ulver Wars of the Roses4.0
Septicflesh The Great Mass5.0
Believe it or not, this actually IS better than Mystic Places of Dawn.
Cynthesis DeEvolution5.0
The Tipton bros RULE! This album and the rest of their past work proves it.
Obscura Omnivium3.5
Vintersorg Jordpuls4.5
TesseracT One3.5
40 Watt Sun The Inside Room4.5

Urfaust Der freiwillige Bettler4.0
The Meads of Asphodel The Murder Of Jesus The Jew3.5
Solefald Norron Livskunst4.0
Atheist Jupiter4.5
Ghost (SWE) Opus Eponymous3.0
Entropia Simetria3.5
Enslaved Axioma Ethica Odini4.5
Nevermore The Obsidian Conspiracy2.5
Anathema We're Here Because We're Here4.5
Borknagar Universal4.0
Ihsahn After5.0

Nokturnal Mortum The Voice of Steel3.5
Devin Townsend Project Addicted3.5
Katatonia Night Is the New Day4.0
The Black Dahlia Murder Deflorate2.0
Anaal Nathrakh In the Constellation of the Black Widow3.5
Riverside Anno Domini High Definition3.5
Autumnblaze Perdition Diaries3.5
Code Resplendent Grotesque4.0
Thy Catafalque Roka Hasa Radio4.5
Unholy Matrimony Croire, Decroitre3.0
Leprous Tall Poppy Syndrome4.0
Shadow Gallery Digital Ghosts4.0

Kekal Audible Minority3.0
Chelsea Grin Chelsea Grin1.0
Well at least it's better than deathcore bands like Death, Immolation, Gorguts and Cryptopsy.
Enslaved Vertebrae4.0
Heartless Suicidal Engagement3.0
Opeth Watershed4.5
Ihsahn angL4.0
Zero Hour Dark Deceiver4.5
Septicflesh Communion4.5
Dark Suns Grave Human Genuine2.5

Universe217 Universe2174.0
Limbonic Art A Legacy of Evil3.5
Ulver Shadows of the Sun5.0
Winds Prominence and Demise4.0
Thy Light Suici.De.pression3.5
Le Grand Guignol The Great Maddening3.5
Akercocke Antichrist4.0
Vintersorg Solens Rotter2.5
Devin Townsend Ziltoid the Omniscient4.0
The Angelic Process Weighing Souls With Sand4.0
Kekal The Habit of Fire5.0
Odious Mirror of Vibrations4.0
Mithras Behind the Shadows Lie Madness4.5
Dodheimsgard Supervillain Outcast4.0
Rotting Christ Theogonia2.5
The Fall of Every Season From Below3.5
Manes How the World Came To An End5.0
Warning Watching from a Distance5.0
Melechesh Emissaries3.5
Zero Hour Specs of Pictures Burnt Beyond4.5
My Dying Bride A Line of Deathless Kings4.0
Chthonic Seediq Bale5.0
Ahab Call Of The Wretched Sea4.0
Ihsahn The Adversary4.5
Keep of Kalessin Armada3.0
Summoning Oath Bound3.5
In Flames Come Clarity1.5
Mirrorthrone Carriers of Dust3.5

Dark Funeral Attera Totus Sanctus2.0
Job for a Cowboy Doom2.0
Akercocke Words That Go Unspoken...5.0
Zero Hour A Fragile Mind4.0
Arcturus Sideshow Symphonies5.0
The Sham Mirrors really is the only good Arcturus album.
Opeth Ghost Reveries5.0
Ewigkeit Conspiritus4.5
Nevermore This Godless Endeavor3.5
Ulver Blood Inside4.5
Extol The Blueprint Dives4.0
Kekal Acidity4.0
Dark Suns Existence4.0
Frantic Bleep The Sense Apparatus3.5
Kadenzza The Second Renaissance3.0

Fallen A Tragedy's Bitter End4.5
Wintersun Wintersun4.0
Thy Catafalque Tuno Ido Tarlat5.0
Necrophagist Epitaph2.0
Ewigkeit Radio Ixtlan4.0
Xasthur To Violate the Oblivious3.5
Thurisaz Scent of a Dream4.5
My Dying Bride Songs of Darkness, Words of Light4.0
Enslaved Isa4.5
Lamented Souls The Origins Of Misery4.0

Anathema A Natural Disaster4.0
Pavor Furioso4.0
Kekal 1000 Thoughts of Violence4.5
Mithras Worlds Beyond the Veil4.0
Zero Hour Metamorphosis4.0
Manes Vilosophe4.0
Opeth Damnation4.0
Katatonia Viva Emptiness4.0
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Altered States of America2.0
The Devin Townsend Band Accelerated Evolution4.0
Melechesh Sphynx3.5
Solefald In Harmonia Universali4.5
Septicflesh Sumerian Daemons4.0
Power of Omens Rooms of Anguish4.5
DoomThrone Skeleton Veiled in Flesh1.0
Akercocke Choronzon4.0

Mourning Beloveth The Sullen Sulcus3.0
Opeth Deliverance3.5
Vintersorg Visions From The Spiral Generator3.5
Pain of Salvation Remedy Lane4.0
Agalloch The Mantle2.5
Arcturus The Sham Mirrors4.5
Arcturus Aspera Hiems Symfonia/Constellation/My Angel4.5
Obsidian Gate The Vehemence4.0
Chthonic Relentless Recurrence4.0

My Dying Bride The Dreadful Hours4.5
Lux Occulta The Mother and the Enemy4.0
Emperor Prometheus: The Discipline of Fire...4.5
Kekal The Painful Experience4.0
Solefald Pills Against The Ageless Ills4.0
Converge Jane Doe2.0
this band is almost as awesome as Job for a Cowboy

Edit: This is still a piece of shit. Don't be fooled by the average rating.
Chaostar Threnody3.0
Devin Townsend Terria4.5
Melechesh Djinn4.0
Zero Hour The Towers of Avarice5.0
Opeth Blackwater Park4.5
Yearning Frore Meadow4.0
Silencer (SWE) Death - Pierce Me4.5
Katatonia Last Fair Deal Gone Down4.0
Obsidian Gate Colossal Christhunt4.0
Borknagar Empiricism4.0
Vuvr Pilgrimage3.5

Devin Townsend Physicist4.0
Extol Undeceived4.5
Borknagar Quintessence4.5
Paragon of Beauty Seraphine...Far Gone Gleam4.0
Spiral Architect A Sceptic's Universe4.0
Immolation Close to a World Below2.5
Pfft, More like Close to a Turd Below. One of the WORST albums of all time!

Vintersorg Odemarkens Son4.0
Opeth Still Life4.0
My Dying Bride The Light at the End of the World4.0
Kekal Embrace The Dead4.0
Dornenreich Bitter ist's dem Tod zu dienen4.0
Anathema Judgement4.0
Nagelfar Srontgorrth4.5
Emperor IX Equilibrium4.0
Yearning Plaintive Scenes4.0
Drawn A New World?5.0
Only listened to it twice and this is a motherfucking 5 already.
In The Woods... Strange in Stereo4.5
Control Denied The Fragile Art of Existence3.5
Obsidian Gate The Nightspectral Voyage4.5
Autumnblaze DämmerElbenTragödie4.5
Septicflesh Revolution DNA4.0
Angizia Das Schachbrett des Trommelbuben Zacharias4.0

Extol Burial3.5
Kekal Beyond The Glimpse of Dreams4.5
Borknagar The Archaic Course4.0
Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse3.5
Power of Omens Eyes of the Oracle5.0
The Kovenant Nexus Polaris3.5
Katatonia Discouraged Ones5.0
Solstice (UK) New Dark Age4.5
Oxiplegatz Sidereal Journey3.0
Drawn Plan Be4.0
Limbonic Art Epitome Of Illusion3.5
Devin Townsend Infinity4.5

Nagelfar Hunengrab im herbst4.0
Devin Townsend Ocean Machine: Biomech5.0
Limbonic Art In Abhorrence Dementia5.0
Ulver Nattens Madrigal4.0
Strapping Young Lad City4.0
Strapping Young Lad rocks my hairy anus. And that is fact.
Phlebotomized Skycontact4.0
Mental Home Black Art3.0
Arcturus La Masquerade Infernale4.0
Emperor Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk4.5
Solefald The Linear Scaffold4.0
In The Woods... Omnio4.0
Empyrium Songs of Moors and Misty Fields3.5

My Dying Bride Like Gods of the Sun3.0
Edge of Sanity Crimson3.5
Borknagar Borknagar3.5
The 3rd and the Mortal Painting on Glass4.0
Porcupine Tree Signify4.5
Bethlehem Dictius Te Necare5.0
The Soundtrack to my Suicide... -////________----__////"
Limbonic Art Moon In The Scorpio4.5
Pan.thy.monium Khaooohs and Kon-Fus-Ion4.0
This is some weird ass shit but still pretty damn enjoyable for what it is.
Psychotic Waltz Bleeding4.0
Forgotten Woods The Curse Of Mankind3.5
Katatonia Brave Murder Day4.5

Fleurety Min Tid Skal Komme3.5
Opeth Orchid4.0
Strapping Young Lad Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing4.0
Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler4.5
My Dying Bride The Angel and the Dark River3.5
In The Woods... Heart of the Ages5.0
Ved Buens Ende Written In Waters3.5
Septicflesh Esoptron3.0
Monumentum In Absentia Christi3.0

Edge of Sanity Purgatory Afterglow3.5
Solstice (UK) Lamentations3.5
Emperor In the Nightside Eclipse4.0
Phlebotomized Immense, Intense, Suspense5.0
Yeah the guy who gave this a 1 deserves ass cancer (in his ass)
Septicflesh Mystic Places of Dawn3.5
Bethlehem Dark Metal4.5
Forgotten Woods As the Wolves Gather2.5
Burzum Hvis Lyset Tar Oss3.5

X Japan Art of Life3.5
Porcupine Tree Up the Downstair4.0
Katatonia Dance of December Souls4.5
Dark Millennium Diana Read Peace4.0
Cynic Focus3.0

Psychotic Waltz Into the Everflow4.5
Dark Millennium Ashore the Celestial Burden4.0

Atheist Unquestionable Presence4.5
Psychotic Waltz A Social Grace5.0
Atheist Piece of Time5.0

Bathory Blood Fire Death4.0

Mike Oldfield Ommadawn4.5

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