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Anaal Nathrakh The Whole of the Law2.5
This bands gimmick is getting incredibly tiresome.
Mithras On Strange Loops4.5
In The Woods... Pure4.0
The greatest band in the motherfucking universe is back.. life can be great in times like these.
Thy Catafalque Meta4.5
Devin Townsend Project Transcendence3.0
Dark Suns Everchild3.0
Katatonia The Fall of Hearts2.5
This is so disappointing it's ridiculous. Katatonia at their dullest.
Winterhorde Maestro4.5
Haken Affinity3.5
The Zenith Passage Solipsist2.0
Ihsahn Arktis.4.5
This will probably be my AOTY... but that large font right on the cover still bothers me.
Votum :KTONIK:4.0
Fleshgod Apocalypse King2.5
Obscura Akróasis3.0
Borknagar Winter Thrice4.0

SikTh Opacities3.0
Batushka Litourgiya3.0
Thy Catafalque Sgùrr4.0
My Dying Bride Feel the Misery4.0
Ahab The Boats Of The Glen Carrig4.0
Lychgate An Antidote for the Glass Pill3.0
Abnormal Thought Patterns Altered States of Consciousness4.5
Shape of Despair Monotony Fields3.5
Anuryzm All Is Not For All3.5
Midnight Odyssey Shards of Silver Fade4.0
Amestigon Thier3.0
Oxxo Xoox Namidae3.0
Leprous The Congregation4.0
12 fucking tracks. 12 T R A C K S! They can do no wrong! Einar was in the studio producing vocal wankery while the rest of the members watched. All they could say was "bruh" -_____-"
Arcturus Arcturian4.5
I now have a legitimate reason to keep on living my worthless life.rEDIT: Amazon pushed the NA release date by 2 weeks and my patience is gone. Heard the leak and rit's extremely rawesome, everything I expected from Arcturus and more. rEDIT 2: "While smartly ignoring the fourth" Yo, they didn't ignore it. Just listen to Archer as rit's completely similar to a lot of SS man. Also ignoring ANY Arcturus is a crime.
Ereb Altor Nattramn4.0
Akhlys The Dreaming I1.5
Ad Nauseam Nihil Quam Vacuitas Ordinatum Est3.0
Liturgy The Ark Work2.5
Dodheimsgard A Umbra Omega4.5
Maladie ...Still...3.0
Enslaved In Times4.0
Code Mut4.0
Solefald World Metal. Kosmopolis Sud4.0
Carach Angren This Is No Fairytale2.5
Urfaust Apparitions3.0
Voices (UK) London4.0
Odious Skin Age4.0

Ne Obliviscaris Citadel2.0
Horrendous Ecdysis3.5
Devin Townsend Project Z23.5
Beyond Creation Earthborn Evolution2.0
Manes Be All End All4.5
Scar Symmetry The Singularity - Phase I: Neohumanity2.5
Opeth Pale Communion4.0
Following the speedy solo is a repetition of the intro riff, a very proggy move by Opeth.
Panopticon Roads to the North3.5
Chelsea Grin Ashes to Ashes2.0
Good Gawd. These guys can't do anything right what the fuck.
Septicflesh Titan4.0
Anathema Distant Satellites4.0
Noneuclid Metatheosis3.5
Obsidian Gate Whom The Fire Obeys4.5
Cynic Kindly Bent to Free Us3.5
Lorelei Lore of Lies3.5
Lethe When Dreams Become Nightmares3.5
Lux Occulta Kołysanki3.5

Code Augur Nox4.5
Obliteration Black Death Horizon3.0
Ihsahn Das Seelenbrechen4.0
Intense, emotional, aggresive, disharmonic, melodic, spheric, melancholic, angry... This does not seem like the type of thing I'd love. But guess what? Upon joining Sputnikmusic, I noticed almost immediately that this album was held in very high regards. I ****ing knocked this one kids face in once. This album is pretty much like knocking face in for 45 minutes, plus breakdowns. I did not at all expect to like Das Seelenbrechen, but to be truthful, this kicks BUTT. That's right, BUTT. Das Seelenbrechen is sort of like the school bully that brutally beats you up every day and steals your lunch money, but over time becomes your best friend.
Haken The Mountain4.0
The Ruins Of Beverast Blood Vaults - The Blazing Gospels of Heinrich...4.0
Ewigkeit Back to Beyond4.0
Fleshgod Apocalypse Labyrinth2.0
Karnivool Asymmetry2.5
Ereb Altor Fire Meets Ice3.5
Thy Light No Morrow Shall Dawn3.5
Extol Extol4.0
Chthonic Bu-Tik4.5
It's awesome. A step up from Takasago Army heading towards Seediq Bale territory but not quite there yet.
Abnormal Thought Patterns Manipulation Under Anesthesia4.5
Well pillowswantyoursoul, that is just like YOUR opinion man.
Cynthesis ReEvolution4.5
mdross obviously has a really bad case of ear cancer.
Leprous Coal4.5
Bilateral places of dawn is better.r(BUT THIS IS STILL AMAZING)
Altar of Plagues Teethed Glory and Injury3.5
Saor Roots4.0
Voices (UK) From The Human Forest Create A Fugue Of Imaginary3.0
In Vain Aenigma3.5

Kekal Autonomy2.5
The Algorithm Polymorphic Code3.0
Cytotoxin Radiophobia2.5
Acrania An Uncertain Collision4.0
Anaal Nathrakh Vanitas3.5
Overwhelming madness! (in a good way) It's kinda like AAUUGHGARHHAHAHAHHAAHHHHAHAHAHHHHH the whole time!
My Dying Bride A Map of All Our Failures4.5
Wintersun Time I4.0
Enslaved RIITIIR5.0
Revocation Teratogenesis3.5
Devin Townsend Project Epicloud3.5
Katatonia Dead End Kings4.5
Khonsu Anomalia4.0
Dead Can Dance Anastasis4.0
Vintersorg Orkan4.0
Nothing new here but still REALLY good, always some good work from Vintersorg.
Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal1.5
Nile At the Gate of Sethu3.0
Ihsahn Eremita4.5
Ne Obliviscaris Portal of I3.5
Ahab The Giant4.0
Carach Angren Where the Corpses Sink Forever3.5
Storm Corrosion Storm Corrosion3.5
Anathema Weather Systems4.0
Job for a Cowboy Demonocracy3.0
Borknagar Urd4.5
Spawn of Possession Incurso2.5
Soen Cognitive3.5

Dark Suns Orange3.5
Abnormal Thought Patterns Abnormal Thought Patterns4.0
Theocracy As the World Bleeds4.0
Esoteric Paragon Of Dissonance3.0
Thy Catafalque Rengeteg4.5
Ebony Lake In Swathes of Brooding Light4.0
Haken Visions4.0
Insomnium One for Sorrow2.5
Myrath Tales of the Sands4.0
netra Sørbyen4.0
Falloch Where Distant Spirits Remain2.5
Opeth Heritage4.5
Midnight Odyssey Funerals from the Astral Sphere4.0
Mithras Time Never Lasts4.0
ICS Vortex Storm Seeker5.0
Let this one grow on you. It will. Seriously.... Hail Vortex m/
Leprous Bilateral5.0
A band that has proven to be the best ever, Coal is going to be amazing.
Design the Skyline Nevaeh2.0
Revocation Chaos of Forms3.5
Fleshgod Apocalypse Agony3.0
Chthonic Takasago Army4.0
Eumeria Rebel Mind3.5
Devin Townsend Project Ghost4.0
Devin Townsend Project Deconstruction4.5
Symphony X Iconoclast2.5
Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus1.5
Amorphis The Beginning of Times2.5
Anaal Nathrakh Passion2.5
Diapsiquir A.N.T.I.2.0
The Crevices Below Below the Crevices3.0
Ulver Wars of the Roses4.0
Septicflesh The Great Mass5.0
Believe it or not, this actually IS better than Mystic Places of Dawn.
Cynthesis DeEvolution5.0
The Tipton bros RULE! This album and the rest of their past work proves it.
Obscura Omnivium3.5
Vintersorg Jordpuls4.5
TesseracT One3.5
40 Watt Sun The Inside Room4.5
Dropshard Anywhere But Home4.0

netra Mélancolie Urbaine4.0
Inquisition Ominous Doctrines of the Perpetual Mystical...2.0
Urfaust Der freiwillige Bettler4.0
The Meads of Asphodel The Murder Of Jesus The Jew3.5
Solefald Norron Livskunst4.0
Atheist Jupiter4.5
Ghost (SWE) Opus Eponymous3.0
Entropia Simetria3.5
Enslaved Axioma Ethica Odini4.5
Cebren-Khal A Mass of Despair4.0
Stargazer A Great Work of Ages3.5
Winterhorde Underwatermoon4.0
Nevermore The Obsidian Conspiracy2.5
Averse The Endesque Chants3.5
Anathema We're Here Because We're Here4.5
Haken Aquarius3.0
Votum Metafiction3.0
Borknagar Universal4.0
Ihsahn After5.0

Nokturnal Mortum The Voice of Steel3.5
Devin Townsend Project Addicted3.5
Katatonia Night Is the New Day4.0
The Black Dahlia Murder Deflorate2.0
The Ruins Of Beverast Foulest Semen of a Sheltered Elite4.0
Chthonic Mirror Of Retribution3.5
Ahab The Divinity Of Oceans3.5
Anaal Nathrakh In the Constellation of the Black Widow3.5
Riverside Anno Domini High Definition3.5
Autumnblaze Perdition Diaries3.5
Karnivool Sound Awake3.0
Code Resplendent Grotesque4.0
Thy Catafalque Roka Hasa Radio4.5
Unholy Matrimony Croire, Decroitre3.0
Leprous Tall Poppy Syndrome4.0
My Dying Bride For Lies I Sire4.0
Shadow Gallery Digital Ghosts4.0

Nocte Obducta Sequenzen einer Wanderung3.0
Chelsea Grin Chelsea Grin1.0
Well at least it's better than deathcore bands like Death, Immolation, Gorguts and Cryptopsy.
Kekal Audible Minority3.0
Enslaved Vertebrae4.0
Bloodbath The Fathomless Mastery3.5
Heartless Suicidal Engagement3.0
Opeth Watershed4.5
Ihsahn angL4.0
Zero Hour Dark Deceiver4.5
Septicflesh Communion4.5
Dark Suns Grave Human Genuine2.5
Coldworld Melancholie3.0
The Monolith Deathcult Trivmvirate3.5

Universe 217 Universe2174.0
Limbonic Art A Legacy of Evil3.5
Ulver Shadows of the Sun5.0
Myrath Hope3.5
Winds Prominence and Demise4.0
Le Grand Guignol The Great Maddening3.5
Thy Light Suici.De.pression3.5
Cephalic Carnage Xenosapien3.5
Akercocke Antichrist4.0
Vintersorg Solens Rotter2.5
Devin Townsend Ziltoid the Omniscient4.0
The Angelic Process Weighing Souls With Sand4.0
Kekal The Habit of Fire5.0
Verdunkeln Einblick In Den Qualenfall4.0
Odious Mirror of Vibrations4.0
Porcupine Tree Fear of a Blank Planet4.0
Mithras Behind the Shadows Lie Madness4.5
Dodheimsgard Supervillain Outcast4.0
Rotting Christ Theogonia2.5
The Fall of Every Season From Below3.5
Manes How the World Came To An End5.0
Warning Watching from a Distance5.0
Melechesh Emissaries3.5
Winterhorde Nebula3.5
My Dying Bride A Line of Deathless Kings4.0
Zero Hour Specs of Pictures Burnt Beyond4.5
Chthonic Seediq Bale5.0
Negura Bunget OM3.0
Ahab Call Of The Wretched Sea3.0
Forgotten Silence Kro Ni Ka4.0
Communic Waves Of Visual Decay3.0
Ihsahn The Adversary4.5
Keep of Kalessin Armada3.0
Summoning Oath Bound3.0
Katatonia The Great Cold Distance4.0
In Flames Come Clarity1.5
Mirrorthrone Carriers of Dust3.5

Dark Funeral Attera Totus Sanctus2.0
Job for a Cowboy Doom2.0
Confessor Unraveled3.5
Solefald Red For Fire: An Icelandic Odyssey Part 14.0
Akercocke Words That Go Unspoken...5.0
Zero Hour A Fragile Mind4.0
Arcturus Sideshow Symphonies5.0
The Sham Mirrors really is the only good Arcturus album.
Opeth Ghost Reveries5.0
Ewigkeit Conspiritus4.5
Hidden In The Fog Damokles4.0
Nevermore This Godless Endeavor3.5
Ulver Blood Inside4.5
Carnival in Coal Collection Prestige4.0
Kataxu Hunger of Elements3.5
Extol The Blueprint Dives4.0
Kekal Acidity4.0
Dark Suns Existence4.0
Frantic Bleep The Sense Apparatus3.5
Kadenzza The Second Renaissance3.0

Fallen A Tragedy's Bitter End4.5
Pain of Salvation Be2.0
Wintersun Wintersun4.0
Thy Catafalque Tuno Ido Tarlat5.0
Necrophagist Epitaph2.0
Ewigkeit Radio Ixtlan4.0
Xasthur To Violate the Oblivious3.5
Thurisaz Scent of a Dream4.5
My Dying Bride Songs of Darkness, Words of Light4.0
Enslaved Isa4.5
M8L8TH By the Wing of Black3.0
Lamented Souls The Origins Of Misery4.0

Anathema A Natural Disaster4.0
Pavor Furioso3.5
Kekal 1000 Thoughts of Violence4.5
Mithras Worlds Beyond the Veil4.0
Elend Winds Devouring Men4.0
Zero Hour Metamorphosis4.0
Manes Vilosophe4.0
Opeth Damnation4.0
Pantheist O Solitude3.5
Katatonia Viva Emptiness4.0
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Altered States of America2.0
The Devin Townsend Band Accelerated Evolution4.0
Melechesh Sphynx4.0
Solefald In Harmonia Universali4.5
Septicflesh Sumerian Daemons4.0
Power of Omens Rooms of Anguish4.5
DoomThrone Skeleton Veiled in Flesh1.0
Akercocke Choronzon4.0

Mourning Beloveth The Sullen Sulcus3.0
Opeth Deliverance3.5
Vintersorg Visions From The Spiral Generator3.5
Windir Likferd3.0
Blind Guardian A Night at the Opera3.5
Atrox Terrestrials3.0
Pain of Salvation Remedy Lane4.0
Agalloch The Mantle2.5
Mithras Forever Advancing... Legions3.0
Tyrant (JPN) Legend3.0
Dark Suns Swanlike3.5
Chthonic Relentless Recurrence4.0
Obsidian Gate The Vehemence4.0
Arcturus The Sham Mirrors4.5
Arcturus Aspera Hiems Symfonia/Constellation/My Angel4.5

Windir 11844.0
My Dying Bride The Dreadful Hours4.5
Lux Occulta The Mother and the Enemy4.5
Emperor Prometheus: The Discipline of Fire...4.0
Anathema A Fine Day to Exit4.0
Kekal The Painful Experience4.0
Solefald Pills Against The Ageless Ills4.0
Converge Jane Doe2.0
this band is almost as awesome as Job for a Cowboy

Edit: This is still a piece of shit. Don't be fooled by the average rating.
Chaostar Threnody3.0
Devin Townsend Terria4.0
Melechesh Djinn4.0
Carnival in Coal Fear Not4.0
Zero Hour The Towers of Avarice5.0
Opeth Blackwater Park4.5
Yearning Frore Meadow4.0
Vuvr Pilgrimage3.5
Borknagar Empiricism4.0
Katatonia Last Fair Deal Gone Down4.0
Hollenthon With Vilest of Worms to Dwell4.0
Obsidian Gate Colossal Christhunt4.0
Dornenreich Her Von Welken Nächten4.0
Vediog Svaor In The Distance4.0
Samsas Traum Utopia4.0
Silencer (SWE) Death - Pierce Me4.5

Behemoth Thelema.63.0
Vintersorg Cosmic Genesis4.5
Devin Townsend Physicist4.0
Extol Undeceived4.5
Green Carnation Journey To The End Of The Night4.5
Borknagar Quintessence4.5
Paragon of Beauty Seraphine...Far Gone Gleam3.5
Immolation Close to a World Below2.5
Pfft, More like Close to a Turd Below. One of the WORST albums of all time!
Spiral Architect A Sceptic's Universe4.0
Pain of Salvation The Perfect Element, Part 14.0
Ephel Duath Phormula4.0

Vintersorg Odemarkens Son4.0
Pain of Salvation One Hour by the Concrete Lake4.0
Opeth Still Life4.0
My Dying Bride The Light at the End of the World4.0
Lux Occulta My Guardian Anger3.5
Katatonia Tonight's Decision4.0
Kekal Embrace The Dead4.0
Dornenreich Bitter ist's dem Tod zu dienen4.0
Anathema Judgement4.0
Nagelfar Srontgorrth4.5
Emperor IX Equilibrium4.0
Amorphis Tuonela3.5
Hollenthon Domus Mundi4.0
Yearning Plaintive Scenes4.0
Akercocke Rape of The Bastard Nazerene2.5
Control Denied The Fragile Art of Existence3.5
Solefald Neonism4.0
Septicflesh Revolution DNA4.0
Angizia Das Schachbrett des Trommelbuben Zacharias4.0
In The Woods... Strange in Stereo4.5
Autumnblaze DämmerElbenTragödie4.5
Obsidian Gate The Nightspectral Voyage4.5
Carnival in Coal Vivalavida4.5
Drawn A New World?5.0
Only listened to it twice and this is a motherfucking 5 already.

Extol Burial3.5
Kekal Beyond The Glimpse of Dreams4.5
Borknagar The Archaic Course4.0
Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse3.5
Power of Omens Eyes of the Oracle5.0
Blind Guardian Nightfall in Middle-Earth3.5
The Kovenant Nexus Polaris3.5
Oxiplegatz Sidereal Journey3.0
Limbonic Art Epitome Of Illusion3.5
Drawn Plan Be4.0
Solstice (UK) New Dark Age4.5
Katatonia Discouraged Ones5.0
Devin Townsend Infinity4.5

Nagelfar Hunengrab im herbst4.0
Devin Townsend Ocean Machine: Biomech5.0
Stratovarius Visions3.5
Limbonic Art In Abhorrence Dementia5.0
Angizia Das Tagebuch der Hanna Anikin4.0
Ulver Nattens Madrigal4.0
Strapping Young Lad City4.0
Strapping Young Lad rocks my hairy anus. And that is fact.
Phlebotomized Skycontact4.0
Die Verbannten Kinder Evas Come Heavy Sleep3.0
Mental Home Black Art3.0
Empyrium Songs of Moors and Misty Fields3.5
Arcturus La Masquerade Infernale4.0
In The Woods... Omnio4.0
Solefald The Linear Scaffold4.0
Emperor Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk4.5

My Dying Bride Like Gods of the Sun3.0
Opeth Morningrise4.0
Amorphis Elegy4.0
Edge of Sanity Crimson3.5
Borknagar Borknagar3.5
The 3rd and the Mortal Painting on Glass4.0
Melechesh As Jerusalem Burns...Al´Intisar3.5
Forgotten Woods The Curse Of Mankind3.5
Ulver Kveldssanger4.0
Psychotic Waltz Bleeding4.0
Porcupine Tree Signify4.5
Limbonic Art Moon In The Scorpio4.5
Scald Will Of The Gods Is Great Power4.5
Bethlehem Dictius Te Necare5.0
The Soundtrack to my Suicide... -////________----__////"
Katatonia Brave Murder Day4.5

Fleurety Min Tid Skal Komme3.5
Beyond Dawn Pity Love4.0
Opeth Orchid4.0
Strapping Young Lad Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing4.0
Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler4.5
Septicflesh Esoptron3.0
Monumentum In Absentia Christi3.0
My Dying Bride The Angel and the Dark River3.5
Ras Algethi Oneiricon - The White Hypnotic3.5
Ved Buens Ende Written In Waters4.0
In The Woods... Heart of the Ages5.0

Edge of Sanity Purgatory Afterglow3.5
Solstice (UK) Lamentations3.5
Emperor In the Nightside Eclipse4.0
Phlebotomized Immense, Intense, Suspense5.0
Yeah the guy who gave this a 1 deserves ass cancer (in his ass)
Forgotten Woods As the Wolves Gather2.5
Burzum Hvis lyset tar oss3.5
Septicflesh Mystic Places of Dawn3.5
Thergothon Stream From The Heavens4.0
Vauxdvihl To Dimension Logic4.0
Thormenthor Abstract Divinity4.0
Bethlehem Dark Metal4.5

X Japan Art of Life3.5
My Dying Bride Turn Loose the Swans2.5
Albino Slug Albino Slug2.5
Supuration The Cube3.0
Porcupine Tree Up the Downstair4.0
Phlebotomized Preach Eternal Gospels4.0
Dark Millennium Diana Read Peace4.0
Horrified In the Garden of the Unearthly Delights4.0
Xerxes (CH) Beyond My Imagination4.0
Katatonia Dance of December Souls4.5
Carbonized Disharmonization4.5

My Dying Bride As the Flower Withers3.0
Dark Millennium Ashore the Celestial Burden4.0
Psychotic Waltz Into the Everflow4.5

Confessor Condemned4.0
Atheist Unquestionable Presence4.5
Anacrusis Manic Impressions3.5
Psychotic Waltz A Social Grace5.0
Atheist Piece of Time5.0

Sieges Even Life Cycle3.5
Bathory Blood Fire Death4.0
Dead Can Dance The Serpent's Egg4.0

Dead Can Dance Within the Realm of a Dying Sun4.5

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