TwoMonthsInTheCold
Jack Boaden
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Last Active 05-22-13 3:58 am
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Average Rating: 3.89
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2014
Trophy Scars Holy Vacants5.0
Brutality Will Prevail Suspension of Consciousness1.0
The Hotelier Home, Like NoPlace Is There4.5

2013
Ingested Revered By No One, Feared By All4.0
Malevolence Reign of Suffering4.5
Literally the best thing to happen to the UK metal scene in years. Recommended tracks: Serpant's Chokehold, Condemned To Misery, Turn To Stone (if you like dem slow ballads yo)
Touche Amore Is Survived By4.5
FOCUSEDxMINDS The Fact Remains4.5
Pathology Lords of Rephaim2.0
Drug Church Paul Walker4.0
I Can See Mountains Life On a Houseboat4.5
Gatherer Caught Between a Rock and a Sad Place4.5
The World is a Beautiful Place... Whenever, If Ever4.5
Listener Time Is A Machine4.5
The Dillinger Escape Plan One of Us Is the Killer4.0
Black Tongue Falsifier1.5
Shitty band is shitty. Horrible production too, only redeeming features are HCHC (just for the breakdown mind you) and Voices.
Bring Me the Horizon Sempiternal4.5
The album's solid as a whole, and "Can You Feel My Heart" is pretty much the best opener they've ever written. The only downside is "Anti-Vist" which comes off as an angsty song written when Oli was 12 (with lyrics like "To that, I say you're a cunt."), and it disrupts the flow of the album. The album closer "Hospital For Souls" is great though.
Nails Abandon All Life4.0
Incendiary Cost of Living4.0
Journey's End Journey's End3.5
H A R R Y x N O T T S H O U L D D O V O C A L S F O R G H O S T x S H I P
Cloud Rat Moksha4.0
Katalepsy Autopsychosis4.5
Coprocephalic Gluttonous Chunks4.0
Slammin' slam slam that suffers from being a little repetitive and boring at times. Good thing the album lasts 26 minutes.

2012
Burial Truant/Rough Sleeper3.5
No Zodiac Population Control4.0
Skies In Motion Dreamer4.0
The ending of Glaciers is fucking brilliant and fuck you sputnik here's my 50 characters
Brutality Will Prevail Scatter the Ashes3.5
Dragged Into Sunlight WidowMaker3.5
Parkway Drive Atlas2.5
Basement Colourmeinkindness4.0
The Acacia Strain Death Is the Only Mortal4.0
Free Throw Free Throw3.5
Pathology The Time of Great Purification4.0
Pathology's best record in a number of years. A fine example of groovy, slammy death metal that's memorable.
Martyr Defiled In Shadows3.5
Vaccine Dead Inside3.0
Desolated Verse of Judas4.0
Palm Reader Palm Reader3.5
Birth of Depravity The Coming of the Ineffable1.5
La Bella Recomposition4.0
Expire Pendulum Swings3.5
Polar. Iron Lungs4.0
Sailor Heart The Distance Of Boat Rides4.0
Job for a Cowboy Demonocracy3.5
Emmure Slave to the Game3.5
Rational Choice Party Rock Has Died4.0
The Last Ten Seconds of Life Warpath4.0
Float Face Down Exitium Verum4.5
Holy fuck. Ron Gilbert's a demonic vocalist, cannot wait until their new album gets released
Ceremony (USA-CA) Zoo3.0
Every Time I Die Ex Lives3.5
Gatherer Postcards4.0
The Saddest Landscape After The Lights4.0
Caseracer Caseracer4.0
Enter Shikari A Flash Flood of Colour2.5
Loma Prieta I.V.4.5
Aborted Global Flatline4.0
Trencadis Odelagt2.0
Xibalba Hasta La Muerte3.0
First listen is a 3. Some of the riffs are fucking awesome and they blend many different influences really well. The production's crazy good as well. My only problem with it is the length. 55 minutes is too long, especially for a hardcore album. With a lot of the tracks running over 5 minutes, even up to 8 minutes, it makes it difficult to keep concentration. An improvement over their debut, but still has many flaws.

2011
Agoraphobic Nosebleed A Joyful Noise4.0
CityCop Seasons4.5
Turbowolf Turbowolf4.0
Pianos Become the Teeth The Lack Long After5.0
The James Cleaver Quintet That Was Then, This Is Now4.5
Aiden Some Kind of Hate3.0
Counterparts The Current Will Carry Us3.5
Trash Talk Awake4.5
Trapped Under Ice Big Kiss Goodnight4.0
La Dispute Wildlife4.5
Andrew Jackson Jihad Knife Man4.5
Detroit Pusher2.5
Thrice Major/Minor4.5
Ages Sleep On It4.5
Trophy Scars Never Born, Never Dead5.0
Basement I Wish I Could Stay Here4.0
Brutality Will Prevail Sleep Paralysis5.0
The Story So Far Under Soil and Dirt4.5
The Wonder Years Suburbia I've Given You All and Now...5.0
Touche Amore Parting The Sea Between Brightness And Me4.5
Skrillex More Monsters and Sprites3.0
Arctic Monkeys Suck It and See4.5
Algernon Cadwallader Parrot Flies4.5
Crucial Dudes 61 Penn4.0
Rotting Out Street Prowl3.5
Tyler the Creator Goblin4.0
Title Fight Shed4.0
Thursday No Devolucion4.5
Pygmy Lush Old Friends4.0
Aiden Disguises2.0
Funeral for a Friend Welcome Home Armageddon4.0
Rise Against Endgame4.0
Trap Them Darker Handcraft4.0
Defeater Empty Days and Sleepless Nights4.5
Man Overboard The Absolute Worst3.5
Radiohead The King of Limbs3.5
Architects The Here and Now3.0
CityCop The Hope In Forgiving & Giving Up Hope4.0
Minority Unit Clear Minded Fury4.5
Minority Unit put other hardcore bands to shame. There's a reason shirts are going for $60+ online.

2010
Innards Tracing4.0
Snowing I Could Do Whatever I Wanted If I Wanted4.0
After the Burial In Dreams3.5
My Chemical Romance Danger Days...3.0
First Blood Silence Is Betrayal3.5
Trophy Scars Darkness, Oh Hell5.0
Skrillex Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites3.5
Madball Empire2.0
Bring Me the Horizon There Is a Hell, Believe Me I've Seen It4.0
Your Demise The Kids We Used To Be3.5
The Saddest Landscape You Will Not Survive4.5
forgetters forgetters3.5
Brutality Will Prevail Root of All Evil4.0
Crywank James Is Going To Die Soon4.0
The Devil Wears Prada Zombie4.0
The Acacia Strain Wormwood4.0
Innards Cool Out, Mthrfkr4.5
Parkway Drive Deep Blue4.5
The Amity Affliction Youngbloods4.0
Eminem Recovery3.5
Trash Talk Eyes & Nines3.5
Ceremony (USA-CA) Rohnert Park4.0
Punch Push Pull4.0
Man Overboard Noise From Upstairs3.5
The Dillinger Escape Plan Option Paralysis4.0
Aiden From Hell... With Love3.5
Man Overboard Before We Met: A Collection of Old Songs4.0
Dangers Messy, Isn't It?4.5
The James Cleaver Quintet Ten Stages Of A Makeup4.5
Minority Unit Minority Unit3.5

2009
Tyler the Creator Bastard3.5
La Dispute Here, Hear. III4.5
Algernon Cadwallader Fun4.0
Man Overboard Dahlia3.5
Slayer World Painted Blood4.0
Thrice Beggars4.0
Brand New Daisy4.0
The Used Artwork3.0
Arctic Monkeys Humbug3.5
Trapped Under Ice Secrets of the World3.0
Pianos Become the Teeth Old Pride4.0
Touche Amore ...To the Beat of a Dead Horse4.5
Taking Back Sunday New Again4.0
Pathology Age of Onset3.0
Green Day 21st Century Breakdown3.0
Aiden Knives4.5
Gallows Grey Britain4.0
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Agorapocalypse4.0
Mastodon Crack the Skye4.0
Trophy Scars Bad Luck4.0
The Prodigy Invaders Must Die3.5
Algernon Cadwallader Hot Green3.0
Leathermouth XO4.0
Brutality Will Prevail Forgotten Soul3.0
Float Face Down Bury Your Beliefs3.0

2008
Katalepsy Triumph Of Evilution4.0
xBishopx Drugs3.0
La Dispute Somewhere at the Bottom of the River...4.5
La Dispute Here, Hear. II4.0
La Dispute Here, Hear.3.5
Rise Against Appeal to Reason3.5
Amon Amarth Twilight of the Thunder God4.0
Bring Me the Horizon Suicide Season2.5
Tigers Jaw Tigers Jaw4.0
Slipknot All Hope Is Gone2.5
The Acacia Strain Continent4.0
Ceremony (USA-CA) Still Nothing Moves You4.0
Trash Talk Trash Talk3.0
Have Heart Songs to Scream at the Sun5.0
The Wonder Years Won't Be Pathetic Forever4.0
Nine Inch Nails The Slip3.0
Pianos Become the Teeth Saltwater4.0
La Dispute Untitled 3.5
Moss Sub Templum3.5
Algernon Cadwallader Some Kind Of Cadwallader4.0
Nine Inch Nails Ghosts I-IV4.0
Agalloch The White4.0
Trapped Under Ice Stay Cold3.5
Pathology Incisions of Perverse Debauchery3.5

2007
Extortion Degenerate4.0
Radiohead In Rainbows4.5
A Wilhelm Scream Career Suicide4.5
Parkway Drive Horizons3.0
Aiden Conviction3.5
Madball Infiltrate The System2.0
Ceremony (USA-CA) Scared People3.0
Bon Iver For Emma, Forever Ago4.0
Marilyn Manson Eat Me, Drink Me3.0
The Used Lies for the Liars3.5
Arctic Monkeys Favourite Worst Nightmare4.0
Shining (SWE) V - Halmstad5.0
Vital Remains Icons of Evil2.0
Machine Head The Blackening4.5
Daggermouth Turf Wars3.5
Enter Shikari Take to the Skies2.0
Novembers Doom The Novella Reservoir4.0
Fall Out Boy Infinity on High3.0
Trash Talk Walking Disease4.0
Mayhem Ordo Ad Chao4.0
The Wombats A Guide to Love, Loss and Desperation3.5
Insect Warfare World Extermination4.0
2006
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me5.0
Aiden Rain in Hell3.0
Bring Me the Horizon Count Your Blessings3.0
My Chemical Romance The Black Parade4.0
Suis La Lune Quiet, Pull the Strings!3.5
Gallows Orchestra Of Wolves4.5
On The Last Day Meaning In The Static3.5
Slayer Christ Illusion3.0
Have Heart The Things We Carry4.5
Rise Against The Sufferer and the Witness4.5
Ceremony (USA-CA) Violence Violence4.0
The Acacia Strain The Dead Walk4.0
Trophy Scars Alphabet Alphabets4.0
AFI Decemberunderground3.0
Tool 10,000 Days4.0
Taking Back Sunday Louder Now3.5
La Dispute Vancouver3.5
From First to Last Heroine4.0
Darkthrone The Cult Is Alive2.5
Arctic Monkeys Whatever People Say I Am, That's What...5.0
Algernon Cadwallader Demo5.0
Pathology Surgically Hacked3.0
2005
Ceremony (USA-CA) Ruined5.0
Aiden Nightmare Anatomy3.0
Sigur Ros Takk...3.5
On The Last Day Wars Like Whispers3.5
Judge What It Meant: The Complete Discography4.5
Funeral for a Friend Hours4.5
System of a Down Mezmerize4.0
Gospel The Moon Is a Dead World4.0
Fall Out Boy From Under the Cork Tree4.5
Nine Inch Nails With Teeth3.5
The Subways Young For Eternity4.0
Funeral Diner The Underdark4.5
Modern Life Is War Witness5.0

2004
Green Day American Idiot4.0
Rise Against Siren Song of the Counter Culture3.5
From First to Last Dear Diary, My Teen Angst Has a Body...4.5
The Cure The Cure3.5
Aiden Our Gangs Dark Oath4.0
My Chemical Romance Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge4.5
xFILESx Excruciation4.0
Fantastic hardcore / powerviolence release. The dudes in xFILESx manage to balance the crazy-fast pv parts with chuggy-ass mosh parts. Don't sleep on it.
Slipknot Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses)4.0
Circle Takes the Square As the Roots Undo5.0
The Acacia Strain 37503.5
The Kodan Armada A Collection Of Songs4.5

2003
Explosions in the Sky The Earth is Not a Cold Dead Place4.5
Funeral for a Friend Casually Dressed & Deep in Conversation4.0
Thursday War All the Time4.0
Envy A Dead Sinking Story3.0
Aborted Goremageddon3.5
Thrice The Artist in the Ambulance4.0
Brand New Deja Entendu4.5
Radiohead Hail to the Thief4.0
Hot Cross Cryonics3.5
Fall Out Boy Take This to Your Grave4.0
Pg. 99 Document #14: Singles4.0
Rise Against Revolutions Per Minute4.0
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Altered States of America4.5
AFI Sing the Sorrow4.0
Trophy Scars Hospital Music5.0
Set Fire to Flames Telegraphs in Negative/Mouths Trapped in4.0
Sister Sin Dance Of The Wicked2.0

2002
Sigur Ros ( )4.0
The Dillinger Escape Plan Irony Is a Dead Scene5.0
Infest No Man's Slave4.5
My Chemical Romance I Brought You My Bullets...5.0
City of Caterpillar City of Caterpillar4.0
Taking Back Sunday Tell All Your Friends4.0
Thrice The Illusion of Safety4.5
Sunn O))) Flight of the Behemoth3.5

2001
Thursday Full Collapse4.5
Set Fire to Flames Sings Reign Rebuilder4.5
The Strokes Is This It4.5
Slayer God Hates Us All3.5
Radiohead Amnesiac3.5
Slipknot Iowa4.0
Pg. 99 Document #85.0
Tool Lateralus5.0
Saetia A Retrospective5.0
Rise Against The Unraveling3.0
Pg. 99 Document #113.0
Pg. 99 Document #9: A Split Personality3.0
Pg. 99 Document #74.5
Brand New Your Favorite Weapon3.5
Portrait Discography4.5

2000
Marilyn Manson Holy Wood4.0
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas...5.0
Electric Wizard Dopethrone4.5
Green Day Warning3.0
Radiohead Kid A5.0
I Hate Myself 10 Songs4.5
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command5.0
Pg. 99 Document #64.0
The Cure Bloodflowers5.0
Pg. 99 Document #53.5
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP5.0

1999
Nine Inch Nails The Fragile3.5
Slipknot Slipknot3.5
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Slow Riot For New Zero Kanada4.5
AFI All Hallow's3.5
Pg. 99 Document #22.5
Rage Against the Machine The Battle of Los Angeles4.0
Pg. 99 Document #13.5

1998
Marilyn Manson Mechanical Animals4.5
Slayer Diabolus in Musica2.5
AFI A Fire Inside3.0

1997
Green Day Nimrod3.5
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F#A# (Infinity)5.0
Radiohead OK Computer5.0
Elliott Smith Either/Or4.5
I Hate Myself 4 Songs4.0
The Prodigy The Fat of the Land4.0
Saetia Demo Cassette4.0

1996
Marilyn Manson Antichrist Superstar4.5
Tool Aenima4.5
Rage Against the Machine Evil Empire3.5

1995
Green Day Insomniac4.0
AFI Answer That and Stay Fashionable3.5
Radiohead The Bends4.0
Darkthrone Panzerfaust2.0

1994
Darkthrone Transilvanian Hunger4.5
Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral5.0
Green Day Dookie3.0
Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas4.5

1993
Nirvana In Utero4.5
The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream5.0
Darkthrone Under a Funeral Moon4.0

1992
Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine4.5
Darkthrone A Blaze in the Northern Sky4.0
Vital Remains Let Us Pray5.0

1991
Nirvana Nevermind4.5
Rites of Spring End on End3.5

1990
Slayer Seasons in the Abyss4.5

1989
Nine Inch Nails Pretty Hate Machine4.5
Nirvana Bleach3.0
The Cure Disintegration5.0
Black Flag I Can See You3.0

1988
Slayer South of Heaven3.5
Judge New York Crew4.5

1987
Misfits Evilive3.5
1986
Slayer Reign in Blood5.0

1985
Slayer Hell Awaits4.5
The Cure The Head on the Door4.0
Black Flag The Process of Weeding Out3.0

1984
Black Flag Slip It In3.5
Black Flag Family Man2.5
Black Flag My War4.0

1983
Slayer Show No Mercy4.0
Misfits Earth A.D./Wolf's Blood4.0

1982
Black Flag TV Party4.0
Misfits Walk Among Us5.0
Black Flag Everything Went Black3.0
Bad Brains Bad Brains4.5

1981
Black Flag Damaged4.0
Black Flag Six Pack3.5
The Cure Faith3.5

1980
Dead Kennedys Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables4.5
Black Flag Jealous Again3.5
Joy Division Closer4.5
The Cure Seventeen Seconds4.5
Circle Jerks Group Sex3.0
1979
Pink Floyd The Wall5.0
Joy Division Unknown Pleasures4.5

1978
Black Flag Nervous Breakdown4.5

1977
Ramones Rocket to Russia4.0
Sex Pistols Never Mind the Bollocks...4.5
Pink Floyd Animals5.0
1973
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon5.0
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