Ponton
J. Ponton
Emeritus

Reviews 193
Approval 96%

Soundoffs 46
News Articles 417
Band Edits + Tags 556
Album Edits 565

Album Ratings 146
Objectivity 82%

Last Active 02-20-14 6:43 pm
Joined 05-14-09

Forum Posts 226
Review Comments 5,775

Average Rating: 3.40
Rating Variance: 1.26
Objectivity Score: 82%
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2014
Architects Lost Forever // Lost Together2.5
William Fitzsimmons Lions3.0
cut me open please
Sun Kil Moon Benji1.5
it just rambles. had an ex named carissa (well, karissa) so fuck this album
The Fray Helios1.0
garbage.



and i actually like the fray.
2013
There Will Be Fireworks The Dark, Dark Bright5.0
i think its time i put together an article for something that just blows me away
Arcade Fire Reflektor3.0
Friendzone DX4.5
dont care what their name actually means, shes still a bitch for saying she wants something she really doesnt. fuck women fuck society for turning alpha men beta and fuck all my insecurities and just chill the fuck out to friendzone damn it
Dance Gavin Dance Acceptance Speech3.0
I jammed Close To A World Below on the bus today while some fuckin kid kicked my seat and I
almost used the power of satan to crush him almost
Typhoon (USA-OR) White Lighter4.5
The Dangerous Summer Golden Record4.5
songs about a relationship i will never have again (thank god)

so good
Counterparts The Difference Between Hell and Home4.5
i believe in this band
The Wonder Years The Greatest Generation2.5
bump if you too dont get it
Vampire Weekend Modern Vampires of the City4.5
this one time, yolo
Fall Out Boy Save Rock and Roll2.5


Edit: nevermind, tooth decay
Bring Me The Horizon Sempiternal4.0
sounds like adtr's newest single

think about that for a minute
Shai Hulud Reach Beyond the Sun4.5
just a tip if you keep perpetually sulking, crying, bitching, and whining and scrapping at your chaffed ass nipples about banal shit that nobody gives a fuck about your face is gonna start reeking like mildew and probably rot right off, my suggestion? grow a big fat ol pair of man nuts and give em a good ol rub n squeeze, maybe throw out the vodka coolers and vogue slims and you might start acting like more of a man and less of a sassy streetwalker
Silverstein This Is How the Wind Shifts2.5
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Frightened Rabbit Pedestrian Verse2.5
Heart In Hand Almost There4.0
Yo La Tengo Fade4.0
is good because yo la tengo

2012
Deftones Koi No Yokan2.0
The Oh Hellos Through The Deep, Dark Valley3.5
Andy Stott Luxury Problems4.0
Taylor Swift Red2.0
bump if you would bone
Godspeed You! Black Emperor 'Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend!2.5
Music is an intricate language. Melded and birthed under the initial lattice work of the instrumentals with an optional set of lyrics lies the substance and the essence of the sounds - the veritas of what the artist has created. It is a life of its own: it is the feelings invoked - it is the feelings evoked; ideally, it is a force that lasts forever, even outliving its very creator in the number of its days. The under-flowing language has rthe power to move minds and bring together enemies - to connect lives and to sooth the emotional loss of a death. Some musicians aren't aware of this power in their art, and some, like Godspeed You! Black Emperor, wield it like a weapon to pierce and dissolve the preconceptions of the mind where a new pathway for growth can be forged and built upon - a rnew revelation can be realized and understood. Somber, desolate, and undeniable beautiful, Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend! is a revelation of one side of this immaculate veritas that makes up the framework for an artist's music: it is a key to the emotional realm of the of the mourning where anything living weeps a sorrowful song.
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind2.5
Flying Lotus Until the Quiet Comes3.0
As I Lay Dying Awakened2.5
Green Day ยกUNO!2.5
im gonna play a fucking new song.. fuck this shit give me a fucking break! let me fucking fuck fucking telling you something u fuckin bitch u gonna fuckin give me 1 fuckin minute look at that fuckin sign u gotta be fuckin jokin kidding me fucking kiddin me ive been around since 1980 fuckin 8 im not fuckin justin beiber u motha fuckers u gotta be fucking jokin this is a fuckin joke oh i got 1 minute left 1 fucking minute oh now i got nothin left lemme show u what 1 mother fuckin minute means . . . 1 minute god fucking luv u all we'll be backr
The Killers Battle Born2.0
Menomena Moms2.5
Animal Collective Centipede Hz1.0
Mono For My Parents1.5
The Chariot One Wing1.5
Katatonia Dead End Kings3.5
Swans The Seer1.0
Our Last Night Age Of Ignorance1.5
Yellowcard Southern Air3.0
While She Sleeps This Is The Six2.0
Linkin Park Living Things2.5
The Ghost Inside Get What You Give2.0
The Tallest Man on Earth There's No Leaving Now2.0
Motion City Soundtrack Go3.0
Japandroids Celebration Rock2.5
Miss May I At Heart1.5
Sigur Ros Valtari2.5
Diablo Swing Orchestra Pandora's Pinata1.5
Beach House Bloom1.5
Thousand Foot Krutch The End Is Where We Begin2.0
The Shins Port of Morrow2.5
Lost In The Trees A Church That Fits Our Needs3.5
Andrew Bird Break It Yourself4.0
fun. Some Nights2.0
Burial Kindred4.0
Snow Patrol Fallen Empires1.5

2011
Deaf Havana Fools And Worthless Liars4.5
Counterparts The Current Will Carry Us5.0
Ben Howard Every Kingdom3.5
The Dangerous Summer War Paint5.0
Fair to Midland Arrows and Anchors3.5
Taking Back Sunday Taking Back Sunday2.5
Bon Iver Bon Iver, Bon Iver2.0
Heart In Hand Only Memories4.5
Fleet Foxes Helplessness Blues4.0
Robag Wruhme Thora Vukk4.0
Thursday No Devolucion5.0
Sum 41 Screaming Bloody Murder1.5
Dear Jared,

If you or any staff member of this site this, you're just proving everything I say here
and even being cowards.

So...

Where are the arguments for such crap you said? You look ridiculous and seem to be doing
some kind of rvengeance.

If you want to say something so negative, you should at least give examples to support
your arguments (can we evenrclassify what you said as arguments or just bullshit?), but
you just criticize without any basis.

Seriously, who hired you to review music on this site? Do you have any training in music
and/or journalism? You do rit for free? Probably.

I bet you have almost no money and lives at in your parent's home, or maybe a minuscule
and cheap rented rapartment. (This is the kind of arguments you use, just wanted to show
how any one can do the same job you rdo...I'm sorry for my honesty, but you're just a
joke).

And yeah, you wish to be half of what any member of Sum 41 is, but you're just a loser and
a joke. I hope you don't rneed any anti-depressive pills after read this (if you're
capable to follow me until the end).

(Note: By the way, this site is so shitty that your e-mails are recognized as spam by
Google. Not to say that the site ris poorly constructed and full of bugs. This site will
be dead soon.)

About Me: MSc in Informatics Engineering. Learned music for twelve years.

Thanks,

Tiagor
William Fitzsimmons Gold In The Shadow2.0
Darkest Hour The Human Romance3.0
The Carrier Blind To What Is Right2.5

2010
Bring Me The Horizon There Is A Hell, Believe Me I've Seen It3.5
Menomena Mines4.5
Haste the Day Attack of the Wolf King4.0
The National High Violet4.5
Broken Social Scene Forgiveness Rock Record3.0
Mimicking Birds Mimicking Birds4.5
devestation
Fightstar Be Human Deluxe Edition4.5
Frightened Rabbit The Winter of Mixed Drinks5.0
im stupid from a lesson learned
Raised By Swans No Ghostless Place4.0
Vampire Weekend Contra4.5

2009
Katatonia Night Is the New Day3.0
Deaf Havana Meet Me Halfway, At Least2.5
Paul Dempsey Everything Is True4.5
Darkest Hour The Eternal Return3.5
Green Day 21st Century Breakdown1.5
"Oh, I dunno man. For this album we kinda just recorded me strokin' my dick for 70 minutes.
Jesus, I had a big load." - Billie Joe Armstrong
The Dangerous Summer Reach For The Sun4.5
Marianas Trench Masterpiece Theater3.0
Andrew Bird Noble Beast3.5

2008
Snow Patrol A Hundred Million Suns3.0
Joseph Arthur Temporary People2.0
William Fitzsimmons The Sparrow and the Crow3.5
Good Old War Only Way To Be Alone3.0
Vampire Weekend Vampire Weekend4.5

2007
The Carrier One Year Later3.5
Fightstar One Day Son This Will All Be Yours3.5
Kevin Drew Spirit If...2.5
Whitley The Submarine3.5
Spoon Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga4.0
Darkest Hour Deliver Us5.0
Bon Iver For Emma, Forever Ago4.5
Fair to Midland Fables From a Mayfly3.0
The National Boxer5.0
Andrew Bird Armchair Apocrypha4.0

2006
Emancipator Soon It Will Be Cold Enough4.5
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me3.5
Tim Hecker Harmony in Ultraviolet5.0
Yo La Tengo I Am Not Afraid of You and I Will Beat Your Ass4.0
Jon Auer Songs From The Year of Our Demise4.0
Snow Patrol Eyes Open5.0
Fightstar Grand Unification4.0
Katatonia The Great Cold Distance4.5
Belle and Sebastian The Life Pursuit4.0
William Fitzsimmons Goodnight4.5

2005
Animal Collective Feels1.0
Rosetta The Galilean Satellites5.0
Broken Social Scene Broken Social Scene4.0
Killing The Dream In Place, Apart3.5
Darkest Hour Undoing Ruin3.5
The National Alligator3.0
Fightstar They Liked You Better When You Were Dead3.5
Andrew Bird The Mysterious Production Of Eggs4.5
when people doubt my music cred i give them the Bird
William Fitzsimmons Until When We Are Ghosts5.0

2004
Owen I Do Perceive4.5
Wintersun Wintersun1.0
Band is lol

Gonna 1/5 it no matter what.
Arcade Fire Funeral3.0
Snow Patrol Final Straw3.0
Max Richter The Blue Notebooks5.0

2003
Blink-182 Blink-1824.5
Sun Kil Moon Ghosts of the Great Highway5.0
The Twilight Singers Blackberry Belle4.5
Belle and Sebastian Dear Catastrophe Waitress3.5
The Wrens The Meadowlands5.0
Darkest Hour Hidden Hands Of A Sadist Nation4.0
Katatonia Viva Emptiness3.5
Linkin Park Meteora5.0
"Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different." -C.S. Lewis

2002
Joseph Arthur Redemption's Son3.5
Spoon Kill The Moonlight4.5
Carissa's Wierd Songs About Leaving4.0

2000
Last Days of April Angel Youth4.0
Modest Mouse The Moon & Antarctica5.0
Yo La Tengo And Then Nothing Turned Itself Inside-Ou4.5

1999
Wilco Summerteeth3.0
Face to Face Ignorance Is Bliss3.5

1997
Modest Mouse The Lonesome Crowded West3.5
Yo La Tengo I Can Hear the Heart Beating as One4.0
Swell Too Many Days Without Thinking4.0
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