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2015
I, Valiance The Reject of Humanity	4.5
Srsly dynamic. Also made me shit out my intestines. Most bands in the genre rely on 7 or 8 strings to get low and heavy but these lads prove that theres still room to experiment w the six string.

2014
Animals As Leaders The Joy of Motion	4.5

2013
After the Burial Wolves Within	4.5
Korn The Paradigm Shift	1.0
Born of Osiris Tomorrow We Die Alive	3.0
Kanye West Yeezus	2.0
The Black Dahlia Murder Everblack	3.5
After the Burial This Life Is All We Have	3.5
Rings of Saturn Dingir	1.5

2012
Thy Art Is Murder Hate	4.0
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind	4.5
Baroness Yellow and Green	2.5
Torche Harmonicraft	3.0
Emmure Slave To The Game	1.0
Veil of Maya Eclipse	4.5
Beneath the Massacre Incongruous	5.0
Psycroptic The Inherited Repression	4.0

2011
Korn The Path of Totality	1.0
Animals As Leaders Weightless	3.5
Mastodon The Hunter	4.5
Bury Your Dead Mosh n' Roll	3.0
The Black Dahlia Murder Ritual	4.5
Born of Osiris The Discovery	4.0
Emmure Speaker Of The Dead	1.0

2010
After the Burial In Dreams	3.5
Ghost (SWE) Opus Eponymous	4.5
Beneath the Massacre Marée Noire	4.5
Tera Melos Patagonian Rats	3.0
Bongripper Satan Worshipping Doom	4.5
The Acacia Strain Wormwood	3.5
Korn Korn III: Remember Who You Are	1.0
Attack Attack! Attack Attack!	2.0
Rings of Saturn Embryonic Anomaly	1.0
Deftones Diamond Eyes	4.5

2009
Baroness Blue Record	4.5
The Black Dahlia Murder Deflorate	3.0
After the Burial Rareform (Re-release)	4.5
Emmure Felony	1.0
Poison the Well The Tropic Rot	4.0
Animals As Leaders Animals as Leaders	4.5
ISIS Wavering Radiant	2.5
Mastodon Crack the Skye	4.0
Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion	3.5

2008
Kanye West 808s and Heartbreak	1.0
Attack Attack! Someday Came Suddenly	1.5
The Faceless Planetary Duality	4.0
Beneath the Massacre Dystopia	3.0
The Acacia Strain Continent	3.5
Norma Jean The Anti Mother	2.5
After the Burial Rareform	4.5
Emmure The Respect Issue	1.0
Torche Meanderthal	4.5
Veil of Maya The Common Man's Collapse	4.0
Meshuggah obZen	4.0
With Blood Comes Cleansing Horror	2.0

2007
The Dillinger Escape Plan Ire Works	4.0
By The End Of Tonight/Tera Melos Complex Full of Phantoms	4.0
Om Pilgrimage	3.5
Born of Osiris The New Reign	3.5
The Black Dahlia Murder Nocturnal	4.0
Torche In Return	4.5
Animal Collective Strawberry Jam	2.5
Every Time I Die The Big Dirty	3.5
M.I.A. Kala	4.5
Korn Untitled	1.5
Kidcrash Jokes	5.0
Pig Destroyer Phantom Limb	4.0
Circa Survive On Letting Go	3.5
Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight	2.0
Chasing Victory Fiends	1.0
From Autumn to Ashes Holding A Wolf By The Ears	4.0
Poison the Well Versions	3.0
Chimaira Resurrection	4.0
Hot Cross Risk Revival	4.5
Tera Melos Drugs to the Dear Youth	4.5

2006
ISIS In the Absence of Truth	4.0
Deftones Saturday Night Wrist	3.5
Converge No Heroes	3.5
Amesoeurs Ruines Humaines	5.0
Gaza I Don't Care Where I Go When I Die	2.5
This is coming from someone who would have given their East EP a 4.5. Gaza seems to have traded in some of the best aspects of their sound, sans the drumming and ambient breaks, in order to sound more like their grind contemporaries Destroyer Destroyer and Architect, and it just sounds mediocre. The only songs i really enjoy on here completely are Calf and Gristle, which was just a rerecorded song off their EP (my least favorite, might I add). The lyrics are, however, still beyond awesome.
mewithoutYou Brother, Sister	3.0
Fear Before The Always Open Mouth	5.0
Mastodon Blood Mountain	3.0
Norma Jean Redeemer	3.0
The Mars Volta Amputechture	2.5
Alexisonfire Crisis	3.0
Lamb of God Sacrament	2.5
Unearth III: In the Eyes of Fire	4.0
Daughters Hell Songs	4.0
Underoath Define the Great Line	2.5
The Acacia Strain The Dead Walk	3.5
Zao The Fear Is What Keeps Us Here	4.0
Enslaved Ruun	3.0
Thursday A City By the Light Divided	3.5
Tool 10,000 Days	3.5
Cult of Luna Somewhere Along the Highway	4.0
The Flaming Lips At War with the Mystics	3.0
Dead To Fall The Phoenix Throne	3.0
Atreyu A Death-Grip on Yesterday	2.0
From First to Last Heroine	3.5
Katatonia The Great Cold Distance	2.0
After the Burial Forging a Future Self	3.0
Mirrorthrone Carriers of Dust	4.5
Bury Your Dead Beauty and the Breakdown	3.5

2005
Korn See You on the Other Side	2.0
Chamillionaire The Sound of Revenge	1.5
Fort Minor The Rising Tied	2.0
Arsis A Diamond for Disease	3.5
Animal Collective Feels	3.5
Tera Melos Untitled	5.0
Chasing Victory I Call This Abandonment	3.0
Panic! at the Disco A Fever You Can't Sweat Out	1.0
Hypocrisy Virus	2.5
Trapt Someone in Control	1.5
Cave In Perfect Pitch Black	3.0
Between the Buried and Me Alaska	3.0
From Autumn to Ashes Abandon Your Friends	2.0
Opeth Ghost Reveries	3.5
Every Time I Die Gutter Phenomenon	3.0
The Fall of Troy Doppelganger	4.0
Torche Torche	4.0
The Black Dahlia Murder Miasma	3.0
Circle of Dead Children Zero Comfort Margin	2.5
Darkest Hour Undoing Ruin	4.0
As Cities Burn Son, I Loved You at Your Darkest	2.5
As I Lay Dying Shadows Are Security	3.0
Shpongle Nothing Lasts... But Nothing Is Lost	4.5
Avenged Sevenfold City of Evil	1.0
Meshuggah Catch Thirtythree	3.5
Gorillaz Demon Days	3.5
M.I.A. Arular	3.0
Beneath the Massacre Evidence Of Inequity	2.5
Bleed The Dream Built By Blood	2.5
Ampere All Our Tomorrows End Today	1.5
Mudvayne Lost and Found	2.5
Beck Guero	3.0
Nile Annihilation of the Wicked	3.5
Queens of the Stone Age Lullabies to Paralyze	4.0
Om Variations on a Theme	3.5
Norma Jean O' God, the Aftermath	3.0
Armor For Sleep What To Do When You Are Dead	2.0
The Mars Volta Frances the Mute	3.5

2004
MF DOOM MM.. Food	4.5
Cult of Luna Salvation	3.5
Bury Your Dead Cover Your Tracks	4.0
ISIS Panopticon	4.5
mewithoutYou Catch For Us the Foxes	4.0
The Blood Brothers Crimes	4.0
Pig Destroyer Terrifyer	5.0
Korn Greatest Hits Vol. 1	2.5
The Haunted rEVOLVEr	2.0
Cradle of Filth Nymphetamine	1.5
Lamb of God Ashes of the Wake	4.0
Chevelle This Type Of Thinking (Could Do Us In)	3.0
Converge You Fail Me	5.0
Fear Before Art Damage	3.5
Papa Roach Getting Away With Murder	1.0
Mastodon Leviathan	5.0
Rise Against Siren Song of the Counter Culture	4.0
Viktor Vaughn (VV:2) Venomous Villain	3.0
The Dillinger Escape Plan Miss Machine	3.5
Meshuggah I	4.5
Zao The Funeral of God	4.5
Unearth The Oncoming Storm	4.0
Underoath They're Only Chasing Safety	3.0
My Chemical Romance Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge	4.0
Alexisonfire Watch Out!	3.0
Hot Cross Fair Trades and Farewells	4.0
Killswitch Engage The End of Heartache	4.0
Flaw Endangered Species	2.5
Modest Mouse Good News for People Who Love Bad News	2.5
Madvillain Madvillainy	4.5
Enslaved Isa	5.0
Zao Legendary	3.5
Circle Takes the Square As the Roots Undo	3.5
Chasing Victory A Not So Tragic Cover Up	1.0
Animal Collective Sung Tongs	3.0
Kanye West The College Dropout	3.5
Pig Destroyer Painter of Dead Girls	3.5
The Acacia Strain 3750	3.5
Scarlet Cult Classic	4.0
Arsis A Celebration of Guilt	4.0
Baroness First	4.5
Gaza East	5.0

2003
Cave In Antenna	2.5
Korn Take a Look in the Mirror	2.0
Muse Absolution	2.5
A Perfect Circle Thirteenth Step	3.0
Thursday War All the Time	3.0
Viktor Vaughn Vaudeville Villain	5.0
Dimmu Borgir Death Cult Armageddon	3.0
Avenged Sevenfold Waking the Fallen	2.5
Arch Enemy Anthems of Rebellion	2.5
Rancid Indestructible	2.5
Adema Unstable	1.5
Nevermore Enemies Of Reality	4.0
As I Lay Dying Frail Words Collapse	3.5
Poison the Well You Come Before You	5.0
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium	4.5
Every Time I Die Hot Damn!	4.5
Saosin Translating the Name	4.0
Deftones Deftones	3.0
Cult of Luna The Beyond	4.5
From Autumn to Ashes The Fiction We Live	3.0
NOFX The War on Errorism	2.5
Opeth Damnation	3.0
Rise Against Revolutions per Minute	4.0
Godflesh Messiah	4.0
Linkin Park Meteora	2.0
Zao All Else Failed (2003)	3.0
Converge Unloved and Weeded Out	3.0
The Black Dahlia Murder Unhallowed	2.5
Spineshank Self Destructive Pattern	3.0
Fear Before Odd How People Shake	3.0
Circle of Dead Children Human Harvest	3.0
The Blood Brothers ...Burn, Piano Island, Burn	3.5
Raein Il n'y a pas de orchestre	3.5
Lamb of God As the Palaces Burn	4.0

2002
System of a Down Steal This Album!	3.0
Botch An Anthology of Dead Ends	5.0
Mudvayne The End of All Things to Come	3.5
Opeth Deliverance	3.5
Alexisonfire Alexisonfire	4.5
Botch Unifying Themes Redux	3.5
The Dillinger Escape Plan Irony Is a Dead Scene	3.0
Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf	4.0
Bright Eyes Lifted or The Story is in the Soil, Keep Your Ear to the Ground	3.5
Norma Jean Bless the Martyr and Kiss the Child	4.0
Meshuggah Nothing	3.5
In Flames Reroute to Remain	4.0
Zao Parade of Chaos	2.5
The Flaming Lips Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots	5.0
Orchid Orchid	2.5
Papa Roach lovehatetragedy	1.0
Otep Sevas Tra	3.0
mewithoutYou A to B: Life	3.5
Mastodon Remission	5.0
Raein Raein	1.5
City of Caterpillar City of Caterpillar	5.0
Off Minor Problematic Courtship	2.5
The Red Chord Fused Together in Revolving Doors	4.5
Hatebreed Perseverance	2.5
Underoath The Changing of Times	3.5
Poison the Well Tear From the Red	3.5
The Acacia Strain ...And Life Is Very Long	2.0
Immolation Unholy Cult	2.5
ISIS Oceanic	5.0
Nile In Their Darkened Shrines	5.0
Korn Untouchables	3.0

2001
Every Time I Die Last Night in Town	3.0
My Dying Bride The Dreadful Hours	4.5
Bane Give Blood	3.0
Sleepytime Gorilla Museum Grand Opening and Closing	4.0
Thursday Full Collapse	3.0
Slayer God Hates Us All	2.5
System of a Down Toxicity	4.0
Converge Jane Doe	4.0
Adema Adema	2.5
Bigwig An Invitation to Tragedy	4.5
From Autumn to Ashes Too Bad You're Beautiful	3.0
Mudvayne The Beginning of All Things to End	1.0
Spineshank The Height of Callousness	3.0
As I Lay Dying Beneath the Encasing of Ashes	2.5
It's not really that good, and there's nothing memorable about it.
blink-182 Take Off Your Pants And Jacket	3.0
Circle of Dead Children The Genocide Machine	1.0
Tool Lateralus	4.5
Gorillaz Gorillaz	2.0
Arch Enemy Wages of Sin	3.0
ISIS SGNL>05	4.5
Dimmu Borgir Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia	4.5
Opeth Blackwater Park	5.0
Zao (Self-Titled)	4.0
Pig Destroyer Prowler in the Yard	2.5
Flaw Through the Eyes	3.0

2000
Tool Salival	3.5
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory	3.5
Electric Wizard Dopethrone	5.0
Green Day Warning	3.5
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command	5.0
Animal Collective Spirit They're Gone, Spirit They've Vanished	4.5
In Flames Clayman	4.0
Underoath Cries of the Past	3.0
Deftones White Pony	4.0
ISIS Celestial	4.5
NOFX Pump Up the Valuum	4.0
Modest Mouse The Moon & Antarctica	4.5
Rancid Rancid (2000)	3.0
Papa Roach Infest	2.5
Primer 55 Introduction to Mayhem	2.0
Circle of Dead Children Exotic Sense Decay	2.0
Every Time I Die The Burial Plot Bidding War	2.5
Lamb of God New American Gospel	3.0
Cave In Jupiter	3.5

1999
Botch We Are the Romans	4.5
Korn Issues	3.5
Bright Eyes Every Day and Every Night	3.0
ISIS The Red Sea	4.0
Opeth Still Life	5.0
Misfits Famous Monsters	2.5
The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity	5.0
Nine Inch Nails The Fragile	3.0
Zao Liberate Te Ex Inferis	4.5
At the Drive-In Vaya	3.0
Slipknot Slipknot	2.5
Testament The Gathering	3.5
In Flames Colony	4.5
blink-182 Enema Of The State	4.0
Cave In Creative Eclipses	4.0
The Flaming Lips The Soft Bulletin	2.0
Underoath Act of Depression	2.0
MF DOOM Operation: Doomsday	4.5
Thursday Waiting	2.0
Orchid Chaos is Me	3.0
Dimmu Borgir Spiritual Black Dimensions	4.0
Today Is the Day In the Eyes of God	4.0
Poison the Well The Opposite of December	4.5

1998
Meshuggah Chaosphere	3.0
Refused The Shape Of Punk To Come	4.5
The Dillinger Escape Plan Under the Running Board	4.0
The Haunted The Haunted	2.0
Korn Follow the Leader	3.0
At the Drive-In In/Casino/Out	3.5
Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse	4.0
Vision of Disorder Imprint	3.0
System of a Down System of a Down	4.5
Slayer Diabolus in Musica	2.5
The Smashing Pumpkins Adore	4.0
Cave In Until Your Heart Stops	3.0
Zao Where Blood and Fire Bring Rest	4.0
Converge When Forever Comes Crashing	3.0
Botch American Nervoso	4.0
Morbid Angel Formulas Fatal to the Flesh	4.0
Circle of Dead Children Starving the Vultures	1.0
Converge Caring and Killing	3.5
Coalesce Functioning on Impatience	4.0
Boris Amplifier Worship	4.5
ISIS Mosquito Control	4.5

1997
In Flames Whoracle	4.0
Deftones Around the Fur	4.0
Coalesce Give Them Rope	4.5
Dimmu Borgir Enthrone Darkness Triumphant	4.5
Zao The Splinter Shards the Birth of Separation	4.0
Strapping Young Lad City	3.0
Testament Demonic	2.5
Primus The Brown Album	3.5
Misfits American Psycho	4.0
Emperor Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk	4.0
The Dillinger Escape Plan The Dillinger Escape Plan	4.0
Electric Wizard Come My Fanatics...	4.0

1996
Slipknot Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat.	2.0
Vision of Disorder Vision of Disorder	4.0
Korn Life Is Peachy	3.0
Tool Ænima	4.5
Cradle of Filth Dusk... and Her Embrace	4.5
Sublime Sublime	3.5
Opeth Morningrise	4.0
Neurosis Through Silver in Blood	5.0
Sepultura Roots	1.5
In Flames The Jester Race	4.0
Converge Petitioning the Empty Sky	5.0

1995
The Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness	3.5
Deftones Adrenaline	3.0
Meshuggah Destroy Erase Improve	5.0
Primus Tales from the Punchbowl	3.5
Death Symbolic	4.5
At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul	5.0

1994
Korn Korn	3.0
Testament Low	2.0
Slayer Divine Intervention	3.0
Bad Religion Stranger Than Fiction	3.0
At the Gates Terminal Spirit Disease	4.5
Rancid Let's Go	4.0
Emperor In the Nightside Eclipse	5.0
NOFX Punk in Drublic	4.0
Cannibal Corpse The Bleeding	4.0
Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral	3.5
Green Day Dookie	3.5
In Flames Lunar Strain	2.5
Indian Summer Discography	4.0

1993
The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream	3.5
Death Individual Thought Patterns	2.5
Rancid Rancid	4.0
At the Gates With Fear I Kiss the Burning Darkness	4.5
Primus Pork Soda	3.5
Tool Undertow	4.5
Neurosis Enemy of the Sun	4.5
Bad Religion Recipe for Hate	3.5
Sepultura Chaos A.D.	4.0

1992
At the Gates The Red in the Sky Is Ours	2.0
Testament The Ritual	3.0
Tool Opiate	4.0
Sublime 40 Oz. to Freedom	3.0
Neurosis Souls at Zero	4.0

1991
Slayer Decade of Aggression	4.5
Nirvana Nevermind	3.5
Metallica Metallica	3.5
Primus Sailing the Seas of Cheese	4.0
Sepultura Arise	4.5
Bad Religion 80-85	4.0
The Smashing Pumpkins Gish	4.5

1990
Bad Religion Against the Grain	3.5
Slayer Seasons in the Abyss	4.0
Testament Souls of Black	3.5
Minor Threat Complete Discography	4.0
Death Spiritual Healing	4.0
Primus Frizzle Fry	4.0

1989
Nine Inch Nails Pretty Hate Machine	3.5
Testament Practice What You Preach	4.0
Sepultura Beneath the Remains	3.5
Bad Religion No Control	4.5
Godflesh Streetcleaner	5.0

1988
Metallica ...And Justice for All	4.0
Death Leprosy	3.0
Slayer South of Heaven	4.5
Testament The New Order	4.5
NOFX Liberal Animation	1.5

1987
Pink Floyd A Momentary Lapse of Reason	1.0
Testament The Legacy	4.0
Sepultura Schizophrenia	2.5

1986
Slayer Reign in Blood	4.5
Metallica Master of Puppets	4.5
Sepultura Morbid Visions	2.0
Misfits Collection I	5.0

1985
Slayer Hell Awaits	3.5

1984
Metallica Ride the Lightning	3.0

1983
Slayer Show No Mercy	4.0
Misfits Earth A.D./Wolf's Blood	4.5
Metallica Kill 'Em All	2.0
Pink Floyd The Final Cut	3.0

1982
Misfits Walk Among Us	4.0

1980
Dead Kennedys Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables	4.5

1979
The Clash London Calling	3.0
Pink Floyd The Wall	3.5
Joy Division Unknown Pleasures	3.5

1977
Sex Pistols Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols	2.5
Pink Floyd Animals	5.0

1976
Ramones Ramones	3.5
Led Zeppelin Presence	3.5

1975
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here	4.0
Bob Marley and The Wailers Live!	4.5
Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti	4.0

1973
Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy	4.5
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon	4.0

1971
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV	4.0
Pink Floyd Meddle	4.0

1970
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin III	4.5
Pink Floyd Atom Heart Mother	2.0
Black Sabbath Paranoid	3.5
Black Sabbath Black Sabbath	5.0

1969
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II	4.5
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin	3.5

1968
The Jimi Hendrix Experience Electric Ladyland	4.5

1967
The Jimi Hendrix Experience Axis: Bold as Love	4.5
Pink Floyd The Piper at the Gates of Dawn	3.0
The Jimi Hendrix Experience Are You Experienced	5.0

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