Timothy Michael James Eugene Stephan Wilbert Bartolini III

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Last Active 02-26-15 10:11 pm
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40 Watt Sun The Inside Room4.0
7 Angels 7 Plagues Until The Day Breathes...3.0
7 Angels 7 Plagues Jhazmyne's Lullaby4.0
A Cold Dead Body Harvest Years4.0
A Perfect Circle Thirteenth Step3.5
A Perfect Circle Mer de Noms3.5
A Skylit Drive Wires...and the Concept of Breathing3.5
A Skylit Drive She Watched the Sky4.0
Abyssal Novit Enim Dominus Qui Sunt Eius3.0
Alaskan Adversity; Woe4.0
Alcest Shelter3.0
Alcest Souvenirs d'un autre Monde4.0
Alcest Les Voyages De L Ame4.0
Alcest Ecailles De Lune4.5
Alesana Where Myth Fades to Legend2.0
Alice in Chains Dirt3.5
Alice in Chains Jar of Flies4.0
Alice in Chains Facelift4.0
All Natural Lemon and Lime Flavors All Natural Lemon and Lime Flavors4.0
All That Remains For We Are Many2.0
All That Remains Overcome2.5
All That Remains Behind Silence and Solitude3.0
All That Remains This Darkened Heart3.5
Allfits Nadda, Corre, Vuela3.5
Alrakis Alpha Eri4.0
Alter Bridge Fortress3.0
Alter Bridge creates an enjoyable hard rock album.

That's it.
Amiensus Restoration3.0
Amon Amarth Deceiver of the Gods3.0
Amon Amarth The Crusher3.5
Amon Amarth The Avenger3.5
Amon Amarth Once Sent from the Golden Hall3.5
Amon Amarth Twilight of the Thunder God3.5
Amon Amarth Surtur Rising3.5
Amon Amarth Fate of Norns4.0
Amon Amarth Versus the World4.0
Amon Amarth With Oden on Our Side4.0
Anal Cunt Wearing Out Our Welcome1.5
Anal Cunt Fuckin' A2.0
Anal Cunt It Just Gets Worse2.5
Anal Cunt Picnic of Love3.0
Anal Cunt I Like It When You Die3.5
Anathema We're Here Because We're Here4.0
Anathema Weather Systems4.0
Anathema Distant Satellites4.0
Anberlin Blueprints For the Black Market2.5
Anberlin Never Take Friendship Personal2.5
Anberlin New Surrender3.5
Anberlin Cities4.5
Anciients Heart Of Oak4.0
Andrew Jackson Jihad People Who Can Eat People are the Luckiest People4.5
Andy McKee Art of Motion4.5
Anthrax Among the Living4.5
Arcade Fire Funeral4.0
Arctic Sleep Arbors3.0
This has some super strong moments
Argentum Ad Interitum Funebrarum2.0
Arktika At Zero4.0
Armor For Sleep Smile For Them3.5
Armor For Sleep What To Do When You Are Dead4.0
Arthur Russell World of Echo4.5
As I Lay Dying Beneath the Encasing of Ashes2.5
As I Lay Dying Awakened2.5
As I Lay Dying Frail Words Collapse3.0
As I Lay Dying Shadows Are Security3.5
As I Lay Dying An Ocean Between Us3.5
As I Lay Dying The Powerless Rise3.5
Asphyxia Asphyxia3.0
Asphyxia Sense Of Decay3.5
Asylum Asylum3.0
It's weird, there is practically no information on this band, or even the album. It's a bit choppy in areas, but still amazing
At the Gates The Red in the Sky Is Ours2.0
At the Gates Gardens of Grief2.5
At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul4.0
Atheist Elements3.5
Atheist Piece of Time4.0
Atheist Jupiter4.0
Atheist Unquestionable Presence5.0
Atomic Skunk Alchemy3.0
Atomic Skunk Portal3.5
Atomic Skunk Binary Scenes4.0
Attack Attack! (US) Someday Came Suddenly1.0
Attack Attack! (US) This Means War1.0
Attack Attack! (US) Attack Attack!1.5
Attack! Attack! (UK) Attack Attack!3.0
Attack! Attack! (UK) Long Road To Nowhere3.0
Woah since when was this out? Loved their last album
Attack! Attack! (UK) The Latest Fashion3.5
August Burns Red Messengers2.5
August Burns Red Constellations3.5
August Burns Red Rescue and Restore3.5
Autopilot Off Looking Up3.0
Autopilot Off Make A Sound3.5
Balmorhea Stranger3.5
Baroness Yellow and Green2.0
Baroness Red Album4.0
Baroness Blue Record4.0
Before Their Eyes Untouchable2.0
Before Their Eyes The Dawn of My Death2.5
Believer Transhuman3.0
Beneath the Massacre Mechanics of Dysfunction2.5
Beneath the Massacre Evidence Of Inequity [EP]3.0
Beneath the Massacre Dystopia3.0
Between the Buried and Me Between the Buried and Me3.0
Between the Buried and Me Colors3.0
Bjork Medulla3.0
Bjork Volta3.0
Bjork Post4.0
Bjork Debut4.0
Bjork Biophilia4.0
Bjork Homogenic4.5
Bjork Vespertine4.5
Black City Lights Another Life3.0
There needs to be more to it, if that makes any sense
Black Table Sentinel3.5
Is it just me or do the vocals kill this?
Blended Puppies Blended Puppies EP1.5
Blessthefall Witness2.5
Blessthefall Awakening3.0
Blessthefall His Last Walk3.5
Blinded Colony The Blinded EP2.0
Blinded Colony Divine2.5
Blinded Colony Bedtime Prayers3.0
Blink-182 Take Off Your Pants and Jacket3.0
Blink-182 Neighborhoods3.5
Blink-182 Blink-1824.0
Blink-182 Enema of the State4.0
Blood on the Dance Floor Evolution1.5
Finally got around to listening to these musical prodigies. What a wonderful experience
Boards of Canada The Campfire Headphase3.5
Boards of Canada Music Has the Right to Children4.5
Boards of Canada Geogaddi4.5
Bon Iver Bon Iver, Bon Iver3.0
Bon Iver For Emma, Forever Ago4.0
Boris Boris At Last -Feedbacker-4.0
Boris Pink4.0
Boris Flood4.5
Born of Osiris The New Reign2.0
Born of Osiris The Discovery2.5
Born of Osiris A Higher Place3.5
Botch We Are the Romans4.5
Brainoil Death Of This Dry Season3.0
Brand New Deja Entendu3.0
Brand New Daisy3.5
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me4.0
Bring Me the Horizon Count Your Blessings1.5
Bring Me the Horizon Sempiternal3.0
Remember that time? That time when BMTH made the most popular music section on Sputnik? Yeah, that one time man...
Bring Me the Horizon Suicide Season3.5
Bring Me the Horizon There Is a Hell, Believe Me I've Seen It3.5
Broadway Calls Good Views, Bad News3.5
Sexy pop-punk
Broods Broods3.5
BT Ima3.5
Bullet for My Valentine Fever2.0
Bullet for My Valentine Temper Temper2.0
Woah Philip chill iight, is it that time of the month already?
Bullet for My Valentine The Poison3.5
Bullet for My Valentine Scream, Aim, Fire3.5
Burial Kindred4.5
Burial Untrue5.0
Burning Skies Greed.Filth.Abuse.Corruption3.0
Burning Skies Murder By Means Of Existence3.0
Burning Skies Desolation3.0
Byla Byla3.5
California Wives Art History3.5
Call Of The Void Dragged Down A Dead End Path3.5
Camera Obscura My Maudlin Career3.5
Carach Angren Where the Corpses Sink Forever2.0
Meh. Not my sort of BM, and what I do enjoy here I can mostly find elsewhere in better forms
Carcass Reek of Putrefaction3.0
Carcass Swansong3.5
Carcass Necroticism: Descanting the Insalubrious4.0
Carcass Symphonies of Sickness4.0
Carcass Surgical Steel4.0
Carcass Heartwork4.5
Casualties of Cool Casualties of Cool4.0
Listened to two seconds of Forgive Me and exploded holy shit need to hear more
Cemetery Urn Urn of Blood3.5
Centox Centox3.5
Cephalic Carnage Misled by Certainty4.0
Chelsea Grin My Damnation1.5
Children of Bodom Blooddrunk2.0
Chris Isaak Mr. Lucky3.5
Chris Isaak Forever Blue4.5
Cinnamon Chasers A Million Miles From Home4.0
Circa Survive Violent Waves3.5
Circa Survive On Letting Go4.0
Circle Takes the Square Decompositions: Volume Number One4.0
Circle Takes the Square As the Roots Undo4.5
Cloud Rat Moksha4.0
Clubroot Clubroot3.5
Clubroot II - MMX4.0
Clubroot III - MMXII4.0
Cog Just Visiting (Part 1 & 2)3.5
Cog The New Normal4.0
Cold Mailman Relax; The Mountain Will Come To You3.5
Cold Mailman How to Escape Cause and Effect3.5
Cold Mailman Heavy Hearts4.0
Turn that album art upside down, I dare you motherfucker.
Coldplay Mylo Xyloto2.5
Coldplay X & Y3.0
Coldplay A Rush of Blood to the Head3.5
Coldplay Ghost Stories3.5
Coldplay Parachutes4.0
Coldplay Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends4.5
Collective Soul Collective Soul3.5
Common Children Skywire3.5
Conan Horseback Battle Hammer3.0
Conan Monnos4.0
Converge Petitioning the Empty Sky4.0
Converge Jane Doe4.0
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind4.0
Converge Axe to Fall4.5
Copeland In Motion3.5
Copeland You Are My Sunshine3.5
Cormorant Dwellings4.0
Cryptopsy The Unspoken King2.0
Cryptopsy And Then You'll Beg2.5
Cryptopsy Whisper Supremacy3.5
Cryptopsy Once Was Not3.5
Cryptopsy Cryptopsy3.5
Cryptopsy Blasphemy Made Flesh4.0
Cryptopsy None So Vile4.5
Crystalic Persistence4.0
CunninLynguists A Piece Of Strange4.5
Curl Up and Die Unfortunately We're Not Robots3.5
Cynic Carbon-Based Anatomy3.0
Cynic Re-Traced3.5
Cynic The Portal Tapes3.5
Cynic Traced in Air4.0
Cynic Focus4.5
Daft Punk Random Access Memories3.5
Dark Tranquillity We Are the Void2.5
Dark Tranquillity Skydancer3.0
Dark Tranquillity Construct3.5
Dark Tranquillity Fiction4.0
Dark Tranquillity The Gallery4.5
Darkthrone Soulside Journey3.5
Darkthrone A Blaze in the Northern Sky4.0
Dave Matthews Band Big Whiskey and the GrooGrux King3.5
Dave Matthews Band Crash4.0
Dave Matthews Band Under The Table And Dreaming4.5
Dawnbringer Nucleus3.5
Dead by April Incomparable2.0
Dead by April Dead by April2.5
Deafheaven Sunbather4.0
Death Spiritual Healing3.5
Death Leprosy3.5
Death Scream Bloody Gore4.0
Death The Sound of Perseverance4.5
Death Individual Thought Patterns4.5
Death Symbolic4.5
Death Human5.0
Death Cab for Cutie Codes and Keys2.5
Death Cab for Cutie Plans4.0
Death Cab for Cutie Transatlanticism4.5
Death Grips No Love Deep Web3.0
Death Grips Exmilitary3.5
Death Grips The Money Store4.0
Decapitated Organic Hallucinosis3.5
Decapitated Nihility3.5
Decapitated Carnival Is Forever4.0
Decapitated Winds of Creation5.0
Deftones Adrenaline3.0
Deftones Deftones3.0
Deftones Saturday Night Wrist3.5
Deftones Koi No Yokan3.5
Deftones White Pony4.0
Deftones Around the Fur4.0
Deftones Diamond Eyes4.0
Deligma Forever Faded3.0
Demolition Hammer Epidemic of Violence4.0
Demon Hunter Storm the Gates of Hell2.5
Demon Hunter Demon Hunter3.0
Demon Hunter Summer of Darkness3.5
Demon Hunter The Triptych3.5
Demon Hunter The World Is a Thorn3.5
Demon Hunter True Defiance3.5
Design the Skyline Nevaeh2.0
Destroy The Runner Saints2.0
Destroy The Runner I, Lucifer3.5
Devin Townsend Devlab2.0
Devin Townsend Ziltoid the Omniscient2.5
Devin Townsend The Hummer2.5
Devin Townsend Physicist3.0
Devin Townsend Infinity4.0
Devin Townsend Christeen + 4 Demos4.0
This has Om, Sit In The Mountain, and Processional, all of which are some of his catchiest tracks. C'mon, Dev.
Devin Townsend Ocean Machine: Biomech4.5
Devin Townsend Terria5.0
Devin Townsend Project Epicloud2.5
Devin Townsend Project Deconstruction3.0
Devin Townsend Project Ki3.5
Devin Townsend Project Ghost3.5
Devin Townsend Project Z23.5
Devin Townsend Project Addicted4.0
DIIV Oshin4.0
Dimmu Borgir In Sorte Diaboli1.5
Dimmu Borgir Death Cult Armageddon3.0
Dimmu Borgir Abrahadabra3.0
Dimmu Borgir For All Tid3.5
Dimmu Borgir Stormblast3.5
Dimmu Borgir Spiritual Black Dimensions3.5
Dimmu Borgir Stormblast (Re-Recording)3.5
Dimmu Borgir Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia4.0
Dimmu Borgir Enthrone Darkness Triumphant4.0
Dismember Like an Ever Flowing Stream4.5
Dot Dot Curve I'm Still Here1.0
Listened to a song off of this by accident today, don't ask how
Dream Theater Falling into Infinity3.0
Dream Theater A Dramatic Turn of Events3.0
Dream Theater Metropolis Pt. 2: Scenes from a Memory4.0
Dream Theater Images and Words4.5
Dream Theater Awake4.5
Drop Nineteens Delaware4.0
Drudkh Autumn Aurora3.5
Duncan Evans Lodestone3.5
Edge of Sanity Unorthodox3.5
Elliott False Cathedrals4.0
EMEFE Good Future4.0
Emmure Felony1.0
Emmure Speaker of the Dead1.5
Emmure The Respect Issue2.0
Emmure Slave to the Game2.0
Emmure Goodbye to the Gallows2.5
Empyrium Songs of Moors and Misty Fields4.0
Entropia (PL) Vesper4.0
Envinity Empyreal Progeny1.5
Envinity Sweet Painful Reality2.0
Envy Insomniac Doze3.5
Envy A Dead Sinking Story4.0
Envy All the Footprints You've Ever Left...4.0
Envy Recitation4.0
Envy Abyssal4.5
Envy / Jesu Envy/Jesu Split Ep3.5
Eric B and Rakim Paid in Full3.5
Escape the Fate Escape the Fate1.5
Escape the Fate This War Is Ours2.0
Escape the Fate Dying Is Your Latest Fashion3.5
Evergrey Monday Morning Apocalypse2.5
Evergrey The Inner Circle3.0
Evergrey Torn3.5
Evergrey Glorious Collision3.5
Evergrey The Dark Discovery4.0
Evergrey In Search Of Truth4.5
Evergrey Solitude Dominance Tragedy4.5
Evergrey Recreation Day5.0
Evilfeast Lost Horizons of Wisdom4.5
Explosions in the Sky The Earth is Not a Cold Dead Place3.5
Explosions in the Sky Take Care, Take Care, Take Care4.0
Extol The Blueprint Dives3.5
Extol Extol4.0
Family Force 5 Business Up Front, Party In The Back3.5
Fen The Malediction Fields4.0
Fever Ray Fever Ray4.5
Filter The Sun Comes Out Tonight3.0
The softer songs are the better songs here
Filter The Amalgamut3.5
Filter The Trouble With Angels3.5
Finch (US) What It Is to Burn3.5
Finch (US) Say Hello to Sunshine4.0
Fit for Rivals Steady Damage2.5
No, skele, no
Fleet Foxes Fleet Foxes3.5
Fleet Foxes Sun Giant EP4.0
Fleet Foxes Helplessness Blues4.5
Fleetwood Mac Rumours4.5
Fleshgod Apocalypse Agony1.5
Fleshgod Apocalypse Labyrinth2.0
I bet there are blastbeats
Flight of the Conchords I Told You I Was Freaky2.5
Flight of the Conchords Flight of the Conchords4.0
Florence and the Machine Ceremonials3.5
Foo Fighters Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace2.0
Foo Fighters The Colour and the Shape4.0
Foreign Fields Anywhere But Where I Am4.0
From Indian Lakes Able Bodies4.5
Front Line Assembly Tactical Neural Implant4.0
Front Line Assembly Gashed Senses & Crossfire4.0
Front Line Assembly Caustic Grip4.5
fun. Some Nights2.0
Funeral Diner The Underdark4.0
Funeral for a Friend Casually Dressed & Deep in Conversation3.0
Funeral for a Friend Memory and Humanity3.5
Funeral for a Friend Conduit3.5
Funeral for a Friend Hours4.0
Funeral for a Friend Tales Don't Tell Themselves4.0
Funeral for a Friend Welcome Home Armageddon4.0
Garden of Shadows Oracle Moon4.0
Gay For Johnny Depp The Politics Of Cruelty2.5
Gay For Johnny Depp What Doesn't Kill You, Eventually Kills You4.0
Gaytheist Hold Me... But Not So Tight2.0
Genesis Calling All Stations1.0
Genesis From Genesis to Revelation2.0
Genesis We Can't Dance2.0
Genesis Invisible Touch2.5
Genesis Trespass3.5
Genesis Nursery Cryme3.5
Selling England does it better
Genesis Foxtrot4.5
Genesis The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway4.5
Genesis Selling England by the Pound5.0
Geskia! Silent of Light4.0
Godflesh Pure4.0
Godflesh Streetcleaner4.5
Gojira Possessed2.5
Gojira The Link3.5
Gojira Terra Incognita3.5
Gojira L'Enfant Sauvage3.5
Gojira From Mars to Sirius4.0
Gojira The Way of All Flesh4.0
Gotye Like Drawing Blood4.5
Greenleaf Trails And Passes3.5
Grimes Visions4.5
Grown Below The Other Sight4.0
Guttural Secrete Nourishing the Spoil3.0
Guttural Secrete Reek Of Pubescent Despoilment3.5
Hammock Asleep in the Downlights2.5
Hammock The Sleepover Series Vol. 1 (Remastered)3.5
Hammock North West East South3.5
Hammock Departure Songs3.5
Hammock Maybe They Will Sing for Us Tomorrow4.0
Hammock Chasing After Shadows... (Outtakes)4.0
Hammock Longest Year4.0
Hammock Oblivion Hymns4.0
Hammock Stranded Under Endless Sky4.5
Hammock Raising Your Voice... Trying to Stop an Echo4.5
Hammock Chasing After Shadows...Living with the Ghosts4.5
Hammock The Sleepover Series, Volume 24.5
Easily the best thing they've released since Chasing After Shadows. Still lacking some of the things that made Vol 1 such a perfect album, but phenomenal nonetheless.

WOLFE go fuck yourself
Hammock Kenotic5.0
Hammock The Sleep-Over Series (Volume 1)5.0
Handwrist Branching Out4.0
Easily better than his last two which bored me. Check it out
Hanson Middle of Nowhere3.5
Hawthorne Heights Fragile Future1.0
Hawthorne Heights Skeletons2.0
Hawthorne Heights The Silence in Black and White3.0
Hawthorne Heights Zero3.0
Hawthorne Heights If Only You Were Lonely4.0
Helen Money Arriving Angels2.0
Hellyeah Hellyeah2.5
High on Fire De Vermis Mysteriis4.5
Hilastherion Taken From Darkness3.5
HIM Screamworks: Love In Theory And Practice2.0
HIM Dark Light3.5
Hopes Die Last Your Face Down Now4.0
Hundred Waters Hundred Waters3.0
Stars up like woaaaah this is awesome, finishes up like woaaaaah this is still going
Husker Du Zen Arcade4.5
iamamiwhoami Kin4.0
Impaled Northern Moonforest Impaled Northern Moonforest3.0
In Flames Soundtrack to Your Escape2.5
In Flames A Sense of Purpose2.5
In Flames Sounds of a Playground Fading2.5
In Flames Reroute to Remain3.0
In Flames Come Clarity3.5
In Flames Lunar Strain4.0
In Flames The Jester Race4.5
In Mourning Shrouded Divine3.5
In Mourning Monolith3.5
In Mourning The Weight of Oceans4.0
Incubus If Not Now, When?3.0
Incubus Fungus Amongus3.5
Incubus Morning View4.0
Incubus S.C.I.E.N.C.E.4.0
Incubus Make Yourself4.5
Iselia Life From Dead Limbs3.5
Jack Anthony Spirits and the Scattered Screen3.0
Jack Anthony Cue the Clouds3.0
Jack Anthony Disaster4.0
Jack Wall Myst III: Exile Soundtrack3.5
Jack Wall Myst IV: Revelation Soundtrack4.0
Jeff Buckley Grace5.0
Jeremy Soule The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Soundtrack4.0
Jesu Ascension3.5
Jesu Conqueror4.0
Jesu Everyday I Get Closer to the Light from Which I Came4.0
Sounds really good
Jimmy Eat World Invented2.0
Jimmy Eat World Damage3.0
Jimmy Eat World Clarity3.5
Jimmy Eat World Chase This Light3.5
Jimmy Eat World Futures4.0
Jimmy Eat World Bleed American4.5
Job for a Cowboy Demonocracy2.5
Job for a Cowboy Doom3.0
Job for a Cowboy Genesis3.0
Job for a Cowboy Ruination3.5
Jon Bryant Two Coasts for Comfort4.0
Jon Bryant What Takes You4.5
Jon Hopkins Opalescent4.5
Jon Hopkins Immunity4.5
Joy Division Unknown Pleasures2.5
Joy Division Closer3.5
Judecca Beyond, What the Eyes Can't See3.5
Justin Timberlake The 20/20 Experience4.0
Karnivool Sound Awake3.0
Karnivool Themata4.0
Kashmir E.A.R.4.5
Katatonia Viva Emptiness2.5
Katatonia Last Fair Deal Gone Down4.0
Kayo Dot Choirs of the Eye4.5
Kendrick Lamar good kid, m.A.A.d city4.5
Kevin Federline Playing with Fire1.0
This is amazing
Kidz Bop Kidz Kidz Bop, Volume 91.0
Killswitch Engage Killswitch Engage II3.0
Killswitch Engage Disarm the Descent3.0
Killswitch Engage The End of Heartache3.5
Killswitch Engage Alive or Just Breathing4.0
Killswitch Engage As Daylight Dies4.0
King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King4.0
Kyrest Fractures3.5
Laura Stevenson Wheel4.5
Led Zeppelin Coda1.5
Led Zeppelin In Through the Out Door3.0
Led Zeppelin Presence3.5
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin4.0
Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy4.0
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin III4.5
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II4.5
Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti4.5
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV5.0
Les Discrets Septembre Et Ses Dernières Pensées4.0
Like Rats Like Rats3.5
Lil B God's Father2.5
Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight1.5
Linkin Park Living Things2.0
Linkin Park The Hunting Party2.0
Trying way to hard to be something else which hasn't worked for three albums now. Why can't they just do what came naturally to them?
Linkin Park Reanimation3.0
Linkin Park A Thousand Suns3.0
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory3.5
Linkin Park Meteora4.0
Lost In The Trees A Church That Fits Our Needs4.5
Lost Society Fast Loud Death3.5
Lothloryen Raving Souls Society2.5
Lothloryen of Bards and Madmen3.5
Lothloryen Some Ways Back No More3.5
Lou Reed and Metallica Lulu1.5
Love Sex Machine Love Sex Machine4.0
Low Roar Low Roar3.0
LowCityRain LowCityRain4.0
Lustra Left For Dead2.5
Lustra What You Need & What You Get3.5
Lustra Lustra4.0
Lustre A Glimpse of Glory3.5
M83 Saturdays=Youth3.5
M83 Dead Cities, Red Seas and Lost Ghosts4.0
M83 Hurry Up, We're Dreaming4.0
Mark Hollis Mark Hollis3.5
Maroon 5 Overexposed1.0
Massive Attack 100th Window3.5
Massive Attack Blue Lines4.0
Massive Attack Protection4.0
Massive Attack Mezzanine4.5
Mastodon Blood Mountain2.5
Mastodon The Hunter3.5
Mastodon Crack the Skye4.0
Mastodon Remission4.5
Mastodon Leviathan5.0
Matchbook Romance Stories and Alibis3.0
Matchbook Romance Voices3.5
Matthew Good Band Beautiful Midnight3.5
Matthew Good Band Underdogs4.0
maudlin of the Well Bath4.0
maudlin of the Well Leaving Your Body Map4.5
Megadeth Super Collider2.0
KILL, this is worse than a 2.5
Megadeth Th1rt3en3.0
Megadeth Rust in Peace4.5
Megadeth Peace Sells... but Who's Buying?4.5
Memphis May Fire Sleepwalking2.5
Memphis May Fire Memphis May Fire3.5
Meshuggah Catch Thirtythree2.5
Meshuggah Contradictions Collapse3.0
Meshuggah Nothing3.5
Meshuggah I3.5
Epicenter's soundoff expresses each and every reason he doesn't deserve to listen to music.

Inability to appreciate an epic build-up? Check!

Unable to recognize Jens Kidman as a powerful and original vocalist? Check!

Looks straight past original and intricate guitar-work? Check!

Wouldn't know a masterclass drummer if they were using his ballsack as a bass pedal? Check!

Potentially deaf? Check!

Sees epic and well-placed improvised solos as annoying and random? Check!

Unable to have some fun while listening to music? Check!

Doesn't realize that all the bands that have this sound are probably ripping off this band /
release, especially since these guys made the fucking sound? Check!

Yep. Epicenter fails at life.
Meshuggah Destroy Erase Improve4.0
Meshuggah Chaosphere4.0
Meshuggah Koloss4.0
Meshuggah Nothing (Re-release)4.5
Meshuggah obZen4.5
Message to Bears Maps4.0
Metallica St. Anger2.5
Metallica Reload2.5
Metallica Death Magnetic2.5
Metallica Load3.0
Metallica trying to capture and recreate the true oldschool hardrock sound. It sounds nice, but it didn't need to be 80 minutes.
Metallica ...And Justice for All3.5
Metallica Master of Puppets4.0
Metallica Metallica4.0
Metallica Kill 'Em All4.5
Metallica Ride the Lightning4.5
Mihai Edrisch L'un Sans L'Autre4.0
Ministry Every Day is Halloween: Greatest Tricks2.0
Ministry Relapse2.0
Ministry Dark Side of the Spoon2.5
Ministry With Sympathy2.5
Ministry The Last Sucker3.0
Ministry Animositisomina3.5
Ministry Filth Pig3.5
Ministry Houses of the Mole3.5
Ministry Rio Grande Blood3.5
Ministry Twitch3.5
Ministry From Beer to Eternity3.5
Ministry Psalm 694.0
Ministry The Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Taste4.5
Ministry The Land of Rape and Honey5.0
Misery Signals Absent Light3.0
Misery Signals Mirrors3.5
Misery Signals Controller4.5
Misery Signals Of Malice and the Magnum Heart5.0
Miss May I Monument1.5
Miss May I Apologies Are for the Weak2.0
Miss May I At Heart2.5
Mistur Attende3.5
Mithras Worlds Beyond the Veil3.5
Mithras Forever Advancing... Legions4.0
Mithras Behind the Shadows Lie Madness4.5
Mnemic Sons Of The System2.0
Mnemic Mnemesis2.5
Mnemic The Audio Injected Soul3.0
Mnemic Mechanical Spin Phenomena3.5
Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus1.5
Morbid Angel Altars of Madness4.5
Morbid Saint Spectrum of Death4.5
Mortician Chainsaw Dismemberment2.0
Motae Motae3.5
Mudvayne The New Game2.5
Mudvayne Lost and Found3.0
Mudvayne Mudvayne3.0
Mudvayne The End of All Things to Come4.0
Mudvayne L.D. 504.5
My Bloody Valentine Loveless4.5
My Chemical Romance Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys2.0
Nader Sadek In the Flesh2.5
Nas Illmatic4.5
Necromanther Between Mankind and Extinction4.0
Necrophagist Requiems of Festered Gore1.5
Necrophagist Epitaph3.5
Necrophagist Necrophagist3.5
Necrophagist Onset of Putrefaction (Re-issue)4.0
Necrophagist Onset of Putrefaction4.5
Negura Bunget Virstele Pamintului3.5
Negura Bunget OM5.0
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea3.0
Nevermore The Obsidian Conspiracy3.0
Nevermore This Godless Endeavor4.0
Nevermore The Politics of Ecstasy4.5
Nhor Within the Darkness Between the Starlight4.0

Artwork of the year
Nick Drake Five Leaves Left4.0
Nick Drake Bryter Layter4.5
Nick Drake Pink Moon5.0
Nickelback Dark Horse1.0
Nickelback All the Right Reasons1.5
Nickelback The Long Road2.0
Nickelback Here and Now2.0
Nickelback Silver Side Up3.0
Nightrage A New Disease Is Born3.0
Nightrage Insidious3.0
Nightrage Sweet Vengeance3.5
Nightrage Wearing a Martyrs Crown3.5
Nightrage Descent Into Chaos4.0
Nights Whisper3.5
Slightly unoriginal, very very catchy. Further listens might find a higher rating
Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral4.0
Nine Inch Nails Pretty Hate Machine4.5
Nirvana Bleach2.5
Nirvana Nevermind3.0
Nirvana In Utero3.5
Nocturnus The Key4.0
Obituary Cause of Death3.5
Obliveon From This Day Forward4.0
Oceans Apart Oceans Apart4.0
Oceanus Sirens3.5
Of Machines As If Everything Was Held In Place3.5
Of Mice and Men Of Mice & Men1.0
Of Mice and Men The Flood1.5
Of Monsters and Men My Head is an Animal3.5
Ojne Undici​/​Dodici3.5
Om Mani Apology4.0
Omnium Gatherum Beyond3.5
Omnium Gatherum Spirits And August Light4.0
Opeth Deliverance2.5
Opeth Opeth (Box Set)2.5
Opeth Burden3.0
Opeth Orchid4.0
Opeth Blackwater Park4.0
Opeth Watershed4.0
Opeth Heritage4.0
Opeth Still Life4.5
Opeth Morningrise4.5
Opeth Damnation4.5
Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse4.5
Opeth Ghost Reveries4.5
Origin Entity3.0
Ossein Declination4.5
OutKast Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik4.0
OutKast Stankonia4.5
OutKast Aquemini4.5
OutKast ATLiens4.5
Oval 94 Diskont4.5
Owl City Maybe I'm Dreaming2.0
Owl City Ocean Eyes2.5
Owl City Of June3.0
Owl City Shooting Star3.0
Pandemia Feet of Anger3.0
Pandemia Riven3.5
Pandemia Personal Demon4.0
Pantera Cowboys from Hell4.5
Parkway Drive Horizons2.5
Parkway Drive Killing with a Smile3.5
Parkway Drive Deep Blue3.5
Paul Simon Still Crazy After All These Years4.0
Paul Simon The Rhythm of the Saints4.0
Paul Simon So Beautiful or So What4.0
Paul Simon Paul Simon4.5
Paul Simon Surprise4.5
Paul Simon Graceland5.0
Pearl Jam Backspacer3.0
Pearl Jam Vs.3.5
Pearl Jam Vitalogy4.0
Pearl Jam Ten4.5
Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal1.5
Periphery Periphery2.0
Periphery Periphery (Instrumental)3.0
Pestilence Doctrine1.0
Pestilence Spheres2.5
Pestilence Resurrection Macabre3.0
Pestilence Testimony of the Ancients4.0
Pestilence Mallevs Maleficarvm4.0
Pestilence Consuming Impulse4.5
Peter Gabriel Scratch My Back2.5
Peter Gabriel Us3.0
Peter Gabriel New Blood3.0
Peter Gabriel Up3.5
Peter Gabriel So4.0
Peter Gabriel Scratch4.0
Peter Gabriel Car4.5
Peter Gabriel Security4.5
Peter Gabriel Melt5.0
Phideaux Doomsday Afternoon4.5
Pianos Become the Teeth The Lack Long After4.5
Pierre Esteve Atlantis 2: Beyond Atlantis Soundtrack4.5
Pinegrove Meridian4.5
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here3.5
Pink Floyd The Division Bell3.5
Pink Floyd The Piper at the Gates of Dawn4.0
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon4.5
Pink Floyd Animals4.5
Pink Floyd Meddle4.5
Polyenso The Tide2.5
Polyenso Clean Head2.5
Polyenso Birth.Eater3.0
Polyenso One Big Particular Loop3.5
Pond (AUS) Beard, Wives, Denim4.0
Poor Moon Illusion2.5
Porcupine Tree In Absentia4.0
Porcupine Tree Stupid Dream4.5
Porcupine Tree The Sky Moves Sideways4.5
Portal Vexovoid3.0
Portal Outre3.5
Portal Swarth4.0
Portal Seepia4.5
Primal Scream Screamadelica3.5
Primordial Where Greater Men Have Fallen3.5
Primordial Spirit the Earth Aflame4.0
Primordial Redemption at the Puritan's Hand4.0
Primordial The Gathering Wilderness4.5
Primordial To the Nameless Dead4.5
Primus The Brown Album3.0
Primus Tales from the Punchbowl3.5
Primus Frizzle Fry3.5
Primus Antipop3.5
Primus Pork Soda4.0
Primus Green Naugahyde4.0
Primus Sailing the Seas of Cheese4.5
Prurient The History of AIDS1.0
Psychotic Waltz Mosquito3.0
Psychotic Waltz Into the Everflow3.5
Psychotic Waltz Bleeding4.0
Psychotic Waltz A Social Grace4.5
Punky Bruster Cooked on Phonics3.5
Puscifer "V" Is For Vagina2.0
Puscifer Conditions of My Parole4.0
R.E.M. Around the Sun2.0
R.E.M. Collapse Into Now3.0
R.E.M. Murmur4.0
R.E.M. Automatic for the People4.5
R.E.M. Reckoning4.5
Radiohead Pablo Honey3.0
Radiohead Hail to the Thief3.0
Radiohead The King of Limbs3.5
Radiohead OK Computer4.0
Radiohead In Rainbows4.0
Radiohead The Bends4.5
Radiohead Kid A4.5
Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine4.0
Rammstein Sehnsucht3.5
Ray LaMontagne Till the Sun Turns Black3.5
Ray LaMontagne Trouble4.0
Ray LaMontagne Gossip In The Grain4.0
Reciprocal Reciprocal3.5
Refused Songs to Fan the Flames of Discontent4.0
Refused The Shape of Punk to Come4.5
Release the Sunbird Come Back To Us3.0
Release the Sunbird Imaginary Summer3.5
Relient K Forget and Not Slow Down4.5
Rest Burning in Water, Drowning in Flame3.5
Rest I Hold the Wolf3.5
An amazing metal album in desperate need of vocals
Revocation Revocation3.5
Revocation Existence Is Futile4.0
Revocation Chaos of Forms4.0
Rings of Saturn Dingir1.0
Rishloo Terras Fames3.0
River City Extension ... And The Unmistakable Man3.5
River City Extension Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Your Anger4.0
Robyn Miller Myst Soundtrack3.0
Robyn Miller Riven Soundtrack3.0
Rogue Wave Asleep at Heaven's Gate2.5
Rogue Wave Permalight3.0
Rogue Wave Nightingale Floors3.5
Easily the best thing Zach Rogue has done since Descended Like Vultures
Rogue Wave Descended Like Vultures4.0
Rogue Wave Out Of The Shadow4.5
Rootwater Limbic System3.0
Rootwater Visionism3.5
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels3.0
Rush Clockwork Angels4.0
Ryan Adams Ashes And Fire3.5
Ryan Adams Heartbreaker4.5
Saosin In Search Of Solid Ground3.0
Saosin Translating the Name3.5
Saosin Saosin4.0
Scarred Gaia - Medea3.5
School For The Dead The New You3.5
School For The Dead The Chain CD3.5
School For The Dead A Telephone Built for Two4.0
Secondhand Serenade Hear Me Now2.0
Secondhand Serenade Awake2.5
Secondhand Serenade A Twist In My Story3.0
Secret And Whisper Great White Whale3.5
Secret And Whisper Teenage Fantasy4.0
Secrets of the Moon Stronghold of the Inviolables3.0
Secrets of the Moon Carved in Stigmata Wounds3.5
Secrets of the Moon Seven Bells4.0
Shadow of the Colossus END GAME3.5
Shearwater Rook4.0
Shreddy Krueger Curses2.5
Shreddy Krueger The Grieving3.0
Skagos Ast3.5
Slayer Reign in Blood4.0
Sleepy Sun Fever4.0
Slipknot All Hope Is Gone3.0
Slipknot Slipknot3.5
Snow Patrol A Hundred Million Suns3.0
Snow Patrol Eyes Open3.5
Snowmine Dialects4.0
Snowmine Laminate Pet Animal4.5
Soilwork Natural Born Chaos3.0
Soilwork Figure Number Five3.0
Soilwork Steelbath Suicide3.5
Soilwork The Panic Broadcast3.5
Soilwork The Chainheart Machine4.0
Soilwork The Living Infinite4.0
Sonic Syndicate We Rule the Night1.5
Sonic Syndicate Burn This City2.0
Sonic Syndicate Only Inhuman3.0
Sonic Syndicate Love and Other Disasters3.0
Sonic Syndicate Eden Fire3.5
Sorne House of Stone4.5
Soundgarden King Animal3.5
Soundgarden Superunknown4.5
Spell House Spell House4.0
Spider Island Dark Nova4.0
Spider Island Live at the Cobalt Cafe 4/20/134.0
Static-X Wisconsin Death Trip3.5
Stellardrone Light Years3.5
Steve Roach Dynamic Stillness3.0
Steve Roach Arc of Passion3.5
Steve Roach Back to Life3.5
Steve Roach Now4.0
Steve Roach Traveler4.0
Steve Roach Sigh of Ages4.0
Steve Roach Future Flows4.0
Can't wait for this dude to release twenty albums this year
Steve Roach Structures from Silence4.5
Steve Roach Mystic Chords & Sacred Spaces4.5
Steve Roach Dreamtime Return5.0
Strapping Young Lad The New Black2.5
Strapping Young Lad Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing3.5
Strapping Young Lad City4.0
Strapping Young Lad Strapping Young Lad4.0
Strapping Young Lad 1994–2006 Chaos Years4.0
Strapping Young Lad Alien4.5
Streetlight Manifesto The Hands That Thieve4.0
Stutterfly And We Are Bled Of Color3.0
Stutterfly Broken In Pieces3.0
SubRosa More Constant Than The Gods4.5
Suicide Silence The Black Crown2.0
Suicide Silence The Cleansing3.0
Suicide Silence No Time to Bleed3.5
Swordplay and Pierre the Motionless Tap Water4.5
So this is album of the year. Deal with it
Sybreed The Pulse of Awakening3.0
Sybreed Antares3.5
Sybreed God Is an Automaton3.5
Sybreed Slave Design4.0
Symphony X Symphony X2.5
System of a Down Hypnotize2.0
System of a Down Steal This Album!3.5
System of a Down System of a Down4.0
System of a Down Mezmerize4.0
System of a Down Toxicity4.5
Taking Back Sunday Louder Now3.0
Taking Back Sunday New Again3.0
Taking Back Sunday Where You Want To Be3.5
Talk Talk The Party's Over3.0
Talk Talk Spirit of Eden4.5
Talk Talk Laughing Stock5.0
Tears for Fears Songs from the Big Chair4.5
Tenhi Vare4.0
Tenhi Maaaet4.5
The Almost Southern Weather3.0
The Almost Monster, Monster3.5
The Beatles Yellow Submarine1.0
The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour1.5
The Beatles A Hard Day's Night2.0
The Beatles With the Beatles2.5
The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band2.5
The Beatles Let It Be3.0
The Beatles Please Please Me3.0
The Beatles The Beatles3.0
The Beatles Beatles for Sale3.0
The Beatles Revolver3.5
The Beatles Abbey Road3.5
The Beatles Rubber Soul4.0
The Beatles Help!4.0
The Bluetones A New Athens2.5
The Bluetones Expecting to Fly4.0
The Cars The Cars3.0
The Church Starfish4.0
The Civil Wars The Civil Wars3.0
The Civil Wars Barton Hollow4.0
The Contortionist Intrinsic2.5
The Devil Wears Prada Dear Love: A Beautiful Discord2.0
The Devil Wears Prada Plagues2.5
The Devin Townsend Band Synchestra3.5
The Devin Townsend Band Accelerated Evolution4.0
The Dodos Visiter3.5
The Faceless Akeldama2.0
The Faceless Autotheism2.0
The Faceless Planetary Duality3.0
The Hotelier It Never Goes Out4.0
The Hotelier Home, Like NoPlace Is There4.5
The Little Explorer Siderali3.5
Great album! Not excellent, not good, but great
The Mars Volta Octahedron3.5
The Menzingers On the Impossible Past4.0
The Naked and Famous Passive Me, Aggressive You3.5
The Oh Hellos Through The Deep, Dark Valley4.5
The Olivia Tremor Control Black Foliage: Animation Music Volume 14.0
The Psyke Project Daikini3.5
The Psyke Project Dead Storm3.5
There is totally not more variety?

Anyway, Polaris rules face
The Psyke Project Apnea4.0
The Psyke Project Samara4.0
The Psyke Project Guillotine4.5
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Don't You Fake It1.5
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Lonely Road1.5
The Rocky Horror Picture Show The Rocky Horror Picture Show4.5
The Safety Fire Grind The Ocean4.0
The Smith Street Band Sunshine and Technology4.0
The Smith Street Band No One Gets Lost Anymore4.5
The Smiths The Queen Is Dead4.5
The Starting Line Direction3.0
The Stone Roses The Stone Roses4.5
The Twilight Singers Powder Burns3.5
The Used Lies for the Liars2.5
The Used In Love and Death3.5
The Used Artwork3.5
The Used Vulnerable3.5
The Used The Used4.0
The Verve A Storm in Heaven4.0
The World is a Beautiful Place... Whenever, If Ever4.5
Thebleedingalarm Beauty in Destruction3.5
Really good shit.

Have to include fifty or more characters, my left nut
Thou Heathen4.5
Three Days Grace Life Starts Now2.0
Three Days Grace Transit of Venus2.5
Three Days Grace Three Days Grace3.0
Three Days Grace One-X3.5
Thrice Identity Crisis3.0
Thrice Major/Minor3.0
Thrice The Illusion of Safety4.0
Thrice The Artist in the Ambulance4.0
Thrice Vheissu4.0
Thrice Beggars4.0
Thursday Waiting3.0
Thursday Five Stories Falling3.0
Thursday Full Collapse4.0
Thursday A City By the Light Divided4.0
Thursday Kill the House Lights4.0
Thursday Common Existence4.0
Thursday War All the Time4.5
Thursday No Devolucion4.5
Thursday/Envy Thursday/Envy3.5
Tim Larkin Myst V: End of Ages Soundtrack2.5
Tim Larkin Uru: Ages Beyond Myst Soundtrack3.5
Tool Undertow3.5
Tool Opiate3.5
Tool Lateralus4.0
The title track is pretentious as all fuck
Tool 10,000 Days4.0
Tool Aenima4.5
Torsofuck Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy1.5
Tracy Chapman Tracy Chapman4.5
Transcending Bizarre? The Misanthrope's Fable2.5
Transcending Bizarre? The Serpent's Manifolds4.0
Transcending Bizarre? The Four Scissors4.0
Trivium The Crusade2.0
Trivium Shogun2.5
Trivium In Waves2.5
Trivium Ascendancy3.0
TRUSTcompany Dreaming In Black and White3.5
Trvth Black Horse Plague4.0
Turboweekend Night Shift3.5
Turboweekend Fault Lines3.5
Turboweekend Ghost Of A Chance4.0
Turtle Giant Feel to Believe4.0
Turtle Giant All Hidden Places4.0
Tyler the Creator Wolf3.5
U2 October3.0
U2 No Line on the Horizon3.0
U2 Songs of Innocence3.0
U2 Achtung Baby4.0
U2 The Joshua Tree4.5
U2 Boy4.5
U2 War5.0
Ululate Back to Cannibal World3.5
Ulver Messe I.X-VI.X4.0
Unanimated Ancient God of Evil4.0
Under Threat Deathmosphere3.5
Underoath Act of Depression2.0
Underoath Play Your Old Stuff2.0
Underoath They're Only Chasing Safety3.0
Underoath The Changing of Times3.0
Underoath Lost in the Sound of Separation3.5
Underoath Cries of the Past4.0
Underoath Define the Great Line4.5
Underoath Disambiguation4.5
Unearth The Oncoming Storm3.5
Unearth III: In the Eyes of Fire4.0
United Nations United Nations4.0
Until June Until June3.5
Until June Sound of Defeat4.0
Until June Young and Foolish4.0
Unwound Leaves Turn Inside You4.5
Vader Welcome to the Morbid Reich4.0
Vali Skogslandskap4.0
Vali Forlatt4.5
Vallendusk Black Clouds Gathering4.0
Vanden Plas Christ 04.0
Vanisher Unbound2.5
Venator Demo 20133.0
Verse Aggression4.0
Waking the Cadaver Perverse Recollections of a Necromangler1.5
Waking the Cadaver Beyond Cops, Beyond God1.5
War of Ages Return To Life1.5
War of Ages Fire From the Tomb2.0
War of Ages Pride of the Wicked2.5
War of Ages War of Ages2.5
War of Ages Eternal2.5
War of Ages Arise and Conquer3.5
Warning Watching from a Distance4.5
Watchout! Theres Ghosts Ghost Town1.5
Weakling Dead as Dreams4.0
Weathertunes Palm Beach4.0
Whitechapel This Is Exile3.0
Windhand Soma4.0
Windir 11843.0
Wintersun Time I3.0
Wintersun Wintersun4.0
Wolves in the Throne Room Two Hunters4.0
Xanthochroid Blessed He With Boils2.5
Yellowcard Southern Air3.5
Zachary Sticker The Sonic Soundscape1.5
Legitimate rating for what is quite possibly a joke album
Zeus Say Us4.0
Zonaria Infamy And The Breed2.0

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