| 50 Cent Curtis | 3.0 |
| 50 Cent Before I Self Destruct | 3.0 |
| 50 Cent The Massacre | 3.5 |
| 50 Cent 5 (Murder by Numbers) | 3.5 |
| 50 Cent Get Rich or Die Tryin' | 4.5 |
| Alexisonfire Watch Out! | 3.5 |
| Alexisonfire Old Crows / Young Cardinals | 3.5 |
| Andrea Bocelli Romanza | 4.0 |
| Birdman 5 Star Stunna | 2.5 |
| blink-182 Enema Of The State | 2.0 |
| blink-182 Blink-182 | 2.5 |
| blink-182 Dude Ranch | 2.5 |
| Britney Spears In the Zone | 3.5 |
| Buckethead Kaleidoscalp | 3.5 |
| Buckethead Giant Robot | 4.0 |
| Buckethead The Elephant Man's Alarm Clock | 4.0 |
| Buckethead The Cuckoo Clocks of Hell | 4.5 |
| Buckethead Pepper's Ghost | 4.5 |
| Buckethead Enter The Chicken (Reissue) | 4.5 |
| Coheed and Cambria In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3 | 1.0 |
| Coldplay Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends | 3.0 |
| Cryptopsy None So Vile | 4.0 |
| Dan Swano Moontower | 3.5 |
| Drake Thank Me Later | 2.0 |
| Dropkick Murphys The Warrior's Code | 4.0 |
| Dropkick Murphys Blackout | 4.0 |
| Dropkick Murphys The Meanest of Times | 4.0 |
| Enslaved Axioma Ethica Odini | 2.0 |
| Faith No More Album of the Year | 3.5 |
| Faith No More Angel Dust | 5.0 |
| Fantomas The Director's Cut | 4.0 |
| G-Unit Beg For Mercy | 3.5 |
| G-Unit Terminate On Sight | 3.5 |
| Gatling Hen In A Pumpkin | 3.0 |
| Godspeed You! Black Emperor F♯ A♯ ∞ | 2.0 |
| Green Day American Idiot | 2.0 |
| Green Day 1039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hours | 3.5 |
| Howard Shore The Two Towers | 4.5 |
| Howard Shore The Return of the King | 4.5 |
| Howard Shore The Return of the King: The Complete Recordings | 4.5 |
| Howard Shore The Fellowship of the Ring | 5.0 |
| Howard Shore The Fellowship of the Ring: The Complete Recording | 5.0 |
| Howard Shore The Lord of the Rings Symphony | 5.0 |
| James Horner Aliens | 3.5 |
| James Horner Commando | 4.0 |
| James Horner Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan | 4.5 |
| James Horner Troy | 4.5 |
| Kanye West Late Registration | 4.0 |
| Lamb of God New American Gospel | 3.0 |
| Lil Wayne Tha Carter | 1.0 |
| Lil Wayne I Am Not a Human Being | 1.0 |
| Lil Wayne Tha Carter III | 1.5 |
| Lil Wayne Rebirth | 1.5 |
| Lil Wayne Tha Carter IV | 1.5 |
| Lil Wayne Tha Carter II | 2.0 |
| Lloyd Banks Rotten Apple | 3.0 |
| Mastodon The Hunter | 3.5 |
| Mastodon Leviathan | 4.0 |
| Mastodon Blood Mountain | 4.0 |
| Mastodon Crack the Skye | 4.5 |
| Merzbow Anicca | 1.0 |
| Merzbow Merzbear | 1.5 |
| Merzbow Merzbird | 1.5 |
| Metallica Master of Puppets | 3.5 |
| Metallica Reload | 3.5 |
| Metallica Ride the Lightning | 4.0 |
| Metallica ...And Justice for All | 4.0 |
| Michael Buble Crazy Love | 3.5 |
| Michael Buble Let It Snow! | 4.5 |
| Mike Patton Mondo Cane | 5.0 |
| Mr. Bungle California | 5.0 |
| Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea | 2.0 |
| I would've given this ish 1, but this site won't let me because all you hipsters are dickrididing this band so hard, you can't even see how terrible this godawful album is. I swear to god this singers voice gave me herpes, and that freaking bagpipe solo was so abrasive, I started getting a rash. You people need to open your eyes to the truth, this album isn't a classic. It has its moments (Holland, 1945 is a pretty mellow song, and it actually conveys a message of sorts), but seriously, come now. |
| Nickelback All the Right Reasons | 1.0 |
| All the right reasons, all the wrong notes. Seriously this album is painfully bad. |
| Opeth Still Life | 3.5 |
| Opeth Blackwater Park | 3.5 |
| Opeth Damnation | 3.5 |
| Opeth Heritage | 3.5 |
| Opeth Morningrise | 4.0 |
| Opeth Deliverance | 4.0 |
| Opeth Opeth (Box Set) | 4.0 |
| Opeth Ghost Reveries | 4.5 |
| Peeping Tom Peeping Tom | 4.0 |
| Septicflesh Communion | 4.5 |
| Septicflesh The Great Mass | 4.5 |
| Simple Plan No Pads, No Helmets... Just Balls | 1.5 |
| Soulja Boy Souljaboytellem.com | 2.5 |
| Soulja Boy The DeAndre Way | 3.0 |
| System of a Down Toxicity | 4.0 |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan Miss Machine | 3.0 |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan Ire Works | 3.5 |
| The Killers Hot Fuss | 3.5 |
| The Living End Modern Artillery | 3.5 |
| Tiesto Club Life Volume One: Las Vegas | 3.5 |
| Tiesto Parade Of The Athletes | 4.0 |
| Tomahawk Tomahawk | 4.0 |
| Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler | 2.0 |
| Ulver Shadows of the Sun | 3.0 |
| Web Society Web Society [EP] | 1.0 |
| More of the same garbage. I wish I didn't have to waste 50 characters on this pile of refuse, but this site is making me (See my review of Neutral Milk Hotel for more of my thoughts on how this site is run). *Special note on the song "Paranoid Neighbourhood", the singing actually gave me a brain aneurysm. Hope you're fucking satisfied you sadist. |
| Web Society Perfect World | 1.0 |
| Jesus freaking christ, is this a band of 7 year old androgynous retards? |
| Web Society Gutter (Demo) | 1.5 |
| Apart from the crusty guitar work, and flat drumming (sounds like it was done on a first act drum set), the horrendous vocals pretty much killed me. Sounds like he's impersonating the guy from "The Germs" and doing a pretty bloody bad job of it.rI don't know who gave all these albums 4.5s, but they seriously need to evaluate their views on life, because these albums suck colossal gonads. |
| William Shatner Has Been | 4.0 |
| William Shatner The Transformed Man | 5.0 |
| Yanni Live at the Acropolis | 4.5 |
