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A Tribe Called Quest The Low End Theory5.0
Alexisonfire Crisis4.0
Alkaline Trio Maybe I'll Catch Fire4.5
Attack Attack! (US) Someday Came Suddenly1.0
Oh man I hope I'm the first one to metaphorically shoot this fish in the barrel of shite- God dammit.
Between the Buried and Me The Great Misdirect4.0
Between the Buried and Me Colors4.0
Blink-182 Blink-1824.5
Blink-182 Take Off Your Pants and Jacket2.5
Blink-182 Dude Ranch4.0
Blink-182 Enema of the State3.5
Blink-182 Neighborhoods3.5
A good comeback album, but nothing TOO amazing, except maybe 'After Midnight" and "Hearts All Gone"
Blink-182 Cheshire Cat3.0
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me4.5
Brand New Daisy4.0
Brand New Your Favorite Weapon4.0
Brand New Deja Entendu5.0
Chiodos Devil1.0
More like ChiodNO. Or Chodeios. Yeah. Chode. Fuck this band and fuck Craig Owens.
Circa Survive Juturna4.0
Circa Survive Blue Sky Noise4.0
Circle Takes the Square As the Roots Undo4.0
Coheed and Cambria In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 34.5
Coheed and Cambria The Second Stage Turbine Blade4.0
Converge Jane Doe5.0
Converge You Fail Me4.5
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind4.5
Dance Gavin Dance Whatever I Say Is Royal Ocean4.0
Dance Gavin Dance Acceptance Speech5.0
Fuck it. Upon further revaluation this is easily my AOTY from last year. Fite me irl
Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain II4.0
Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain4.0
Dance Gavin Dance Happiness4.5
Dance Gavin Dance Dance Gavin Dance3.5
Death Grips The Money Store5.0
Death Grips Exmilitary4.5
Deftones Saturday Night Wrist5.0
Deftones Diamond Eyes5.0
"Diamond Eyes" is both Deftones heaviest ("Rocket Skates", "CMND/CTRL"), atmospheric ("Beauty School",
"Sextape"), and somewhere in between ("You've Seen the Butcher"). A modern classic in my own humble
Deftones Around the Fur5.0
Deftones Adrenaline4.0
Deftones Deftones4.5
Deftones White Pony4.5
Deftones Koi No Yokan4.0
Deftones plus Shoegaze equals Koi No Yokan, one of 2012's best albums because Deftones
Disturbed The Sickness1.0
Envy All the Footprints You've Ever Left...4.0
Faith No More King for a Day... Fool for a Lifetime5.0
Faith No More crafted an album that cannot be pigeon-holed into one specif genre, instead hopping from the bands typical Alt. Metal, Country, Jazz, and countless others. A masterpiece to this Pencil's eyes if I do say so myself.
Fall Out Boy Folie a Deux2.0
Fall Out Boy Infinity on High2.0
Fall Out Boy From Under the Cork Tree3.5
Fall Out Boy Take This to Your Grave3.5
Falling in Reverse The Drug in Me Is You1.0
Finch (US) Say Hello to Sunshine4.0
Foo Fighters The Colour and the Shape5.0
Foo Fighters Foo Fighters4.5
Glassjaw Worship and Tribute5.0
Glassjaw Everything You Ever Wanted To Know...4.5
Glassjaw Our Color Green (The Singles)5.0
Glassjaw Coloring Book4.5
Gospel The Moon Is a Dead World5.0
Hopesfall The Satellite Years4.0
Hopesfall Magnetic North4.0
HORSE the band Desperate Living3.5
i honestly don't know how this album makes me feel, and in this case I'm actually considering it a good things. "Desperate Living" is, when all is said and done, a good album. However it's like listening to a muppet have a temper tantrum while a mixture of metal and a SNES soundtrack play in the background.
Incubus Make Yourself5.0
Isis Panopticon5.0
Truth time children! I'm not a big Post Metal fan. It's not that I dislike the genre, I admitingly have a difficult time sitting through long songs. However, Isis managed to make not only one of my favourite gems from the genre, but one of my favourite albums period.
Issues Issues1.0
This album is just cringe worthy from start to finish
Japandroids Post-Nothing4.5
Japandroids Celebration Rock4.0
Jimmy Eat World Clarity4.5
Kanye West Yeezus3.0
Kendrick Lamar good kid, m.A.A.d city4.0
Kidcrash Jokes5.0
Korn Untitled1.0
Kyuss Welcome to Sky Valley5.0
Letlive. Fake History5.0
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory2.0
Macintosh Plus FLORAL SHOPPE2.0
Mastodon Leviathan4.5
mewithoutYou A to B: Life2.5
Mineral The Power of Failing4.5
Modest Mouse The Lonesome Crowded West5.0
Modest Mouse This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About4.0
Modest Mouse The Moon & Antarctica4.0
Mudvayne L.D. 504.0
My Bloody Valentine Loveless4.5
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea4.5
Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral3.0
Off Minor The Heat Death of the Universe4.5
Protest the Hero Kezia5.0
Protest the Hero Fortress4.5
Protest the Hero Scurrilous4.0
Protest the Hero Volition4.0
Queens of the Stone Age ...Like Clockwork4.5
Queens of the Stone Age Rated R4.5
From the opening bass line of 'Feel Good Hit of the Summer" to the blaring horns at the end of "I Think I Lost My Headache". "Rated R" manages to become varied yet very consistent all the way through.
Radiohead In Rainbows4.5
Radiohead Kid A2.0
I don't regret rating this 2.0. It's an overrated, boring album. but I do give the band credit for trying something new
Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium Arcadium2.5
There are album that are bogged down with filler tracks, and then there's Stadium Arcadium; a double album that
while it has its fair share of really great tracks, is countered by the fact that the album has an exhausting amount
of songs that just come off as anywhere from pointless while still listenable, to straight up bad.
Rush Hemispheres4.5
Saves the Day Through Being Cool5.0
Saves the Day Stay What You Are4.5
Secret Band Secret Band3.5
"Secret Band's" first full length effort is an experience. From the killer riffage from the very reliable Will Swan, to
the blaring drumming from Matt Mingus, to Jon Mess's nonsensical lyricism and consistent howling. While far
from being consistent, and Jon Mess as a musician is somewhat of an acquired taste, "Secret Band" is a strange
beast that deserves to be listened to for all who know what they're getting themselves into.
Slipknot All Hope Is Gone2.0
Slipknot Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses)3.0
Slipknot Iowa1.0
Slipknot Slipknot2.5
System of a Down System of a Down5.0
The Blood Brothers ...Burn, Piano Island, Burn4.5
The Chariot One Wing4.5
The Contortionist Language4.0
The Contortionist Exoplanet4.0
The Dillinger Escape Plan Option Paralysis4.5
The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity5.0
The Dillinger Escape Plan Miss Machine4.5
The Dillinger Escape Plan Ire Works4.0
The Dillinger Escape Plan One of Us Is the Killer4.0
The Dillinger Escape Plan Irony Is a Dead Scene4.5
The Fall of Troy Doppelganger4.0
The Hotelier Home, Like NoPlace Is There3.0
What would have been a wonderfully emotional record, 'Home, Like NoPlace Is There" is instead bogged down by an at time, terrible vocal performance that becomes too noticeable to ignore. The instrumentation is somewhat simple yet very effective however. While the end result left me rather mixed; I do recommend anybody interested to give this album a listen.
The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream5.0
The World is a Beautiful Place... Whenever, If Ever4.0
Three Days Grace One-X1.0
Three Days Grace prove they're just another forgettable mainstream rock group.
Thrice Identity Crisis3.5
Thrice Beggars4.0
Thrice Major/Minor5.0
Thrice The Alchemy Index Vols. I & II4.0
Thrice The Alchemy Index Vols. III & IV4.0
Thrice Vheissu4.5
Thrice The Illusion of Safety4.5
Thrice The Artist in the Ambulance5.0
Tiny Moving Parts This Couch Is Long & Full of Friendship4.0
Tool 10,000 Days2.0
Train Drops of Jupiter1.0
Underoath Lost in the Sound of Separation4.0
Weezer Weezer5.0
Weezer Pinkerton5.0
Yellowcard Ocean Avenue5.0
Yellowcard Paper Walls4.0
Yellowcard Southern Air4.0

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