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40 Watt Sun The Inside Room4.5
Abnormal Thought Patterns Abnormal Thought Patterns4.0
Abnormal Thought Patterns Manipulation Under Anesthesia4.5
Well pillowswantyoursoul, that is just like YOUR opinion man.
Abnormal Thought Patterns Altered States of Consciousness4.5
Acrania An Uncertain Collision4.0
Ad Nauseam Nihil Quam Vacuitas Ordinatum Est3.0
Agalloch The Mantle2.5
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Altered States of America2.0
Ahab Call Of The Wretched Sea3.0
Ahab The Divinity Of Oceans3.5
Ahab The Giant4.0
Ahab The Boats Of The Glen Carrig4.0
Akercocke Rape of The Bastard Nazerene2.5
Akercocke Choronzon4.0
Akercocke Antichrist4.0
Akercocke Words That Go Unspoken...5.0
Akhlys The Dreaming I1.5
Albino Slug Albino Slug2.5
Altar of Plagues Teethed Glory and Injury3.5
Amestigon Thier3.0
Amorphis The Beginning of Times2.5
Amorphis Tuonela3.5
Amorphis Elegy4.0
Anaal Nathrakh Passion2.5
Anaal Nathrakh The Whole of the Law2.5
This bands gimmick is getting incredibly tiresome.
Anaal Nathrakh In the Constellation of the Black Widow3.5
Anaal Nathrakh Vanitas3.5
Overwhelming madness! (in a good way) It's kinda like AAUUGHGARHHAHAHAHHAAHHHHAHAHAHHHHH the whole time!
Anacrusis Manic Impressions3.5
Anathema A Natural Disaster4.0
Anathema A Fine Day to Exit4.0
Anathema Judgement4.0
Anathema Weather Systems4.0
Anathema Distant Satellites4.0
Anathema We're Here Because We're Here4.5
Angizia Das Tagebuch der Hanna Anikin4.0
Angizia Das Schachbrett des Trommelbuben Zacharias4.0
Anuryzm All Is Not For All3.5
Arcturus La Masquerade Infernale4.0
Arcturus The Sham Mirrors4.5
Arcturus Aspera Hiems Symfonia/Constellation/My Angel4.5
Arcturus Arcturian4.5
I now have a legitimate reason to keep on living my worthless life.rEDIT: Amazon pushed the NA release date by 2 weeks and my patience is gone. Heard the leak and rit's extremely rawesome, everything I expected from Arcturus and more. rEDIT 2: "While smartly ignoring the fourth" Yo, they didn't ignore it. Just listen to Archer as rit's completely similar to a lot of SS man. Also ignoring ANY Arcturus is a crime.
Arcturus Sideshow Symphonies5.0
The Sham Mirrors really is the only good Arcturus album.
Atheist Unquestionable Presence4.5
Atheist Jupiter4.5
Atheist Piece of Time5.0
Atrox Terrestrials3.0
Autumnblaze Perdition Diaries3.5
Autumnblaze DämmerElbenTragödie4.5
Averse The Endesque Chants3.5
Bathory Blood Fire Death4.0
Batushka Litourgiya3.0
Behemoth Thelema.63.0
Bethlehem Dark Metal4.5
Bethlehem Dictius Te Necare5.0
The Soundtrack to my Suicide... -////________----__////"
Beyond Creation Earthborn Evolution2.0
Beyond Dawn Pity Love4.0
Blind Guardian Nightfall in Middle-Earth3.5
Blind Guardian A Night at the Opera3.5
Bloodbath The Fathomless Mastery3.5
Borknagar Borknagar3.5
Borknagar Empiricism4.0
Borknagar The Archaic Course4.0
Borknagar Universal4.0
Borknagar Winter Thrice4.0
Borknagar Quintessence4.5
Borknagar Urd4.5
Burzum Hvis lyset tar oss3.5
Carach Angren This Is No Fairytale2.5
Carach Angren Where the Corpses Sink Forever3.5
Carbonized Disharmonization4.5
Carnival in Coal Fear Not4.0
Carnival in Coal Collection Prestige4.0
Carnival in Coal Vivalavida4.5
Cebren-Khal A Mass of Despair4.0
Cephalic Carnage Xenosapien3.5
Chaostar Threnody3.0
Chelsea Grin Chelsea Grin1.0
Well at least it's better than deathcore bands like Death, Immolation, Gorguts and Cryptopsy.
Chelsea Grin Ashes to Ashes2.0
Good Gawd. These guys can't do anything right what the fuck.
Chthonic Mirror Of Retribution3.5
Chthonic Relentless Recurrence4.0
Chthonic Takasago Army4.0
Chthonic Bu-Tik4.5
It's awesome. A step up from Takasago Army heading towards Seediq Bale territory but not quite there yet.
Chthonic Seediq Bale5.0
Code Resplendent Grotesque4.0
Code Mut4.0
Code Augur Nox4.5
Coldworld Melancholie3.0
Communic Waves Of Visual Decay3.0
Confessor Unraveled3.5
Confessor Condemned4.0
Control Denied The Fragile Art of Existence3.5
Converge Jane Doe2.0
this band is almost as awesome as Job for a Cowboy

Edit: This is still a piece of shit. Don't be fooled by the average rating.
Cynic Kindly Bent to Free Us3.5
Cynthesis ReEvolution4.5
mdross obviously has a really bad case of ear cancer.
Cynthesis DeEvolution5.0
The Tipton bros RULE! This album and the rest of their past work proves it.
Cytotoxin Radiophobia2.5
Dark Funeral Attera Totus Sanctus2.0
Dark Millennium Ashore the Celestial Burden4.0
Dark Millennium Diana Read Peace4.0
Dark Suns Grave Human Genuine2.5
Dark Suns Everchild3.0
Dark Suns Swanlike3.5
Dark Suns Orange3.5
Dark Suns Existence4.0
Dead Can Dance The Serpent's Egg4.0
Dead Can Dance Anastasis4.0
Dead Can Dance Within the Realm of a Dying Sun4.5
Design the Skyline Nevaeh2.0
Devin Townsend Terria4.0
Devin Townsend Physicist4.0
Devin Townsend Ziltoid the Omniscient4.0
Devin Townsend Infinity4.5
Devin Townsend Ocean Machine: Biomech5.0
Devin Townsend Project Transcendence3.0
Devin Townsend Project Addicted3.5
Devin Townsend Project Epicloud3.5
Devin Townsend Project Z23.5
Devin Townsend Project Ghost4.0
Devin Townsend Project Deconstruction4.5
Diapsiquir A.N.T.I.2.0
Die Verbannten Kinder Evas Come Heavy Sleep3.0
Dodheimsgard Supervillain Outcast4.0
Dodheimsgard A Umbra Omega4.5
DoomThrone Skeleton Veiled in Flesh1.0
Dornenreich Bitter ist's dem Tod zu dienen4.0
Dornenreich Her Von Welken Nächten4.0
Drawn Plan Be4.0
Drawn A New World?5.0
Only listened to it twice and this is a motherfucking 5 already.
Dropshard Anywhere But Home4.0
Ebony Lake In Swathes of Brooding Light4.0
Edge of Sanity Crimson3.5
Edge of Sanity Purgatory Afterglow3.5
Elend Winds Devouring Men4.0
Emperor In the Nightside Eclipse4.0
Emperor IX Equilibrium4.0
Emperor Prometheus: The Discipline of Fire...4.0
Emperor Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk4.5
Empyrium Songs of Moors and Misty Fields3.5
Enslaved Vertebrae4.0
Enslaved In Times4.0
Enslaved Isa4.5
Enslaved Axioma Ethica Odini4.5
Enslaved RIITIIR5.0
Entropia Simetria3.5
Ephel Duath Phormula4.0
Ereb Altor Fire Meets Ice3.5
Ereb Altor Nattramn4.0
Esoteric Paragon Of Dissonance3.0
Eumeria Rebel Mind3.5
Ewigkeit Back to Beyond4.0
Ewigkeit Radio Ixtlan4.0
Ewigkeit Conspiritus4.5
Extol Burial3.5
Extol The Blueprint Dives4.0
Extol Extol4.0
Extol Undeceived4.5
Fallen A Tragedy's Bitter End4.5
Falloch Where Distant Spirits Remain2.5
Fleshgod Apocalypse Labyrinth2.0
Fleshgod Apocalypse King2.5
Fleshgod Apocalypse Agony3.0
Fleurety Min Tid Skal Komme3.5
Forgotten Silence Kro Ni Ka4.0
Forgotten Woods As the Wolves Gather2.5
Forgotten Woods The Curse Of Mankind3.5
Frantic Bleep The Sense Apparatus3.5
Ghost (SWE) Opus Eponymous3.0
Green Carnation Journey To The End Of The Night4.5
Haken Aquarius3.0
Haken Affinity3.5
Haken Visions4.0
Haken The Mountain4.0
Heartless Suicidal Engagement3.0
Hidden In The Fog Damokles4.0
Hollenthon Domus Mundi4.0
Hollenthon With Vilest of Worms to Dwell4.0
Horrendous Ecdysis3.5
Horrified In the Garden of the Unearthly Delights4.0
ICS Vortex Storm Seeker5.0
Let this one grow on you. It will. Seriously.... Hail Vortex m/
Ihsahn angL4.0
Ihsahn Das Seelenbrechen4.0
Intense, emotional, aggresive, disharmonic, melodic, spheric, melancholic, angry... This does not seem like the type of thing I'd love. But guess what? Upon joining Sputnikmusic, I noticed almost immediately that this album was held in very high regards. I ****ing knocked this one kids face in once. This album is pretty much like knocking face in for 45 minutes, plus breakdowns. I did not at all expect to like Das Seelenbrechen, but to be truthful, this kicks BUTT. That's right, BUTT. Das Seelenbrechen is sort of like the school bully that brutally beats you up every day and steals your lunch money, but over time becomes your best friend.
Ihsahn The Adversary4.5
Ihsahn Eremita4.5
Ihsahn Arktis.4.5
This will probably be my AOTY... but that large font right on the cover still bothers me.
Ihsahn After5.0
Immolation Close to a World Below2.5
Pfft, More like Close to a Turd Below. One of the WORST albums of all time!
In Flames Come Clarity1.5
In The Woods... Omnio4.0
In The Woods... Pure4.0
The greatest band in the motherfucking universe is back.. life can be great in times like these.
In The Woods... Strange in Stereo4.5
In The Woods... Heart of the Ages5.0
In Vain Aenigma3.5
Inquisition Ominous Doctrines of the Perpetual Mystical...2.0
Insomnium One for Sorrow2.5
Job for a Cowboy Doom2.0
Job for a Cowboy Demonocracy3.0
Kadenzza The Second Renaissance3.0
Karnivool Asymmetry2.5
Karnivool Sound Awake3.0
Katatonia The Fall of Hearts2.5
This is so disappointing it's ridiculous. Katatonia at their dullest.
Katatonia Viva Emptiness4.0
Katatonia The Great Cold Distance4.0
Katatonia Tonight's Decision4.0
Katatonia Last Fair Deal Gone Down4.0
Katatonia Night Is the New Day4.0
Katatonia Brave Murder Day4.5
Katatonia Dance of December Souls4.5
Katatonia Dead End Kings4.5
Katatonia Discouraged Ones5.0
Kataxu Hunger of Elements3.5
Keep of Kalessin Armada3.0
Kekal Autonomy2.5
Kekal Audible Minority3.0
Kekal Acidity4.0
Kekal Embrace The Dead4.0
Kekal The Painful Experience4.0
Kekal 1000 Thoughts of Violence4.5
Kekal Beyond The Glimpse of Dreams4.5
Kekal The Habit of Fire5.0
Khonsu Anomalia4.0
Lamented Souls The Origins Of Misery4.0
Le Grand Guignol The Great Maddening3.5
Leprous Tall Poppy Syndrome4.0
Leprous The Congregation4.0
12 fucking tracks. 12 T R A C K S! They can do no wrong! Einar was in the studio producing vocal wankery while the rest of the members watched. All they could say was "bruh" -_____-"
Leprous Coal4.5
Bilateral places of dawn is better.r(BUT THIS IS STILL AMAZING)
Leprous Bilateral5.0
A band that has proven to be the best ever, Coal is going to be amazing.
Lethe When Dreams Become Nightmares3.5
Limbonic Art A Legacy of Evil3.5
Limbonic Art Epitome Of Illusion3.5
Limbonic Art Moon In The Scorpio4.5
Limbonic Art In Abhorrence Dementia5.0
Liturgy The Ark Work2.5
Lorelei Lore of Lies3.5
Lux Occulta My Guardian Anger3.5
Lux Occulta Kołysanki3.5
Lux Occulta The Mother and the Enemy4.5
Lychgate An Antidote for the Glass Pill3.0
M8L8TH By the Wing of Black3.0
Maladie ...Still...3.0
Manes Vilosophe4.0
Manes Be All End All4.5
Manes How the World Came To An End5.0
Melechesh As Jerusalem Burns...Al´Intisar3.5
Melechesh Emissaries3.5
Melechesh Djinn4.0
Melechesh Sphynx4.0
Mental Home Black Art3.0
Midnight Odyssey Funerals from the Astral Sphere4.0
Midnight Odyssey Shards of Silver Fade4.0
Mirrorthrone Carriers of Dust3.5
Mithras Forever Advancing... Legions3.0
Mithras Worlds Beyond the Veil4.0
Mithras Time Never Lasts4.0
Mithras Behind the Shadows Lie Madness4.5
Mithras On Strange Loops4.5
Monumentum In Absentia Christi3.0
Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus1.5
Mourning Beloveth The Sullen Sulcus3.0
My Dying Bride Turn Loose the Swans2.5
My Dying Bride As the Flower Withers3.0
My Dying Bride Like Gods of the Sun3.0
My Dying Bride The Angel and the Dark River3.5
My Dying Bride Songs of Darkness, Words of Light4.0
My Dying Bride The Light at the End of the World4.0
My Dying Bride A Line of Deathless Kings4.0
My Dying Bride For Lies I Sire4.0
My Dying Bride Feel the Misery4.0
My Dying Bride The Dreadful Hours4.5
My Dying Bride A Map of All Our Failures4.5
Myrath Hope3.5
Myrath Tales of the Sands4.0
Nagelfar Hunengrab im herbst4.0
Nagelfar Srontgorrth4.5
Ne Obliviscaris Citadel2.0
Ne Obliviscaris Portal of I3.5
Necrophagist Epitaph2.0
Negura Bunget OM3.0
netra Mélancolie Urbaine4.0
netra Sørbyen4.0
Nevermore The Obsidian Conspiracy2.5
Nevermore This Godless Endeavor3.5
Nile At the Gate of Sethu3.0
Nocte Obducta Sequenzen einer Wanderung3.0
Nokturnal Mortum The Voice of Steel3.5
Noneuclid Metatheosis3.5
Obliteration Black Death Horizon3.0
Obscura Akróasis3.0
Obscura Omnivium3.5
Obsidian Gate Colossal Christhunt4.0
Obsidian Gate The Vehemence4.0
Obsidian Gate The Nightspectral Voyage4.5
Obsidian Gate Whom The Fire Obeys4.5
Odious Mirror of Vibrations4.0
Odious Skin Age4.0
Opeth Deliverance3.5
Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse3.5
Opeth Orchid4.0
Opeth Still Life4.0
Opeth Morningrise4.0
Opeth Damnation4.0
Opeth Pale Communion4.0
Following the speedy solo is a repetition of the intro riff, a very proggy move by Opeth.
Opeth Blackwater Park4.5
Opeth Watershed4.5
Opeth Heritage4.5
Opeth Ghost Reveries5.0
Oxiplegatz Sidereal Journey3.0
Oxxo Xoox Namidae3.0
Pain of Salvation Be2.0
Pain of Salvation Remedy Lane4.0
Pain of Salvation One Hour by the Concrete Lake4.0
Pain of Salvation The Perfect Element, Part 14.0
Panopticon Roads to the North3.5
Pantheist O Solitude3.5
Paragon of Beauty Seraphine...Far Gone Gleam3.5
Pavor Furioso3.5
Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal1.5
Phlebotomized Skycontact4.0
Phlebotomized Preach Eternal Gospels4.0
Phlebotomized Immense, Intense, Suspense5.0
Yeah the guy who gave this a 1 deserves ass cancer (in his ass)
Porcupine Tree Up the Downstair4.0
Porcupine Tree Fear of a Blank Planet4.0
Porcupine Tree Signify4.5
Power of Omens Rooms of Anguish4.5
Power of Omens Eyes of the Oracle5.0
Psychotic Waltz Bleeding4.0
Psychotic Waltz Into the Everflow4.5
Psychotic Waltz A Social Grace5.0
Ras Algethi Oneiricon - The White Hypnotic3.5
Revocation Chaos of Forms3.5
Revocation Teratogenesis3.5
Riverside Anno Domini High Definition3.5
Rotting Christ Theogonia2.5
Samsas Traum Utopia4.0
Saor Roots4.0
Scald Will Of The Gods Is Great Power4.5
Scar Symmetry The Singularity - Phase I: Neohumanity2.5
Septicflesh Esoptron3.0
Septicflesh Mystic Places of Dawn3.5
Septicflesh Sumerian Daemons4.0
Septicflesh Revolution DNA4.0
Septicflesh Titan4.0
Septicflesh Communion4.5
Septicflesh The Great Mass5.0
Believe it or not, this actually IS better than Mystic Places of Dawn.
Shadow Gallery Digital Ghosts4.0
Shape of Despair Monotony Fields3.5
Sieges Even Life Cycle3.5
SikTh Opacities3.0
Silencer (SWE) Death - Pierce Me4.5
Soen Cognitive3.5
Solefald Pills Against The Ageless Ills4.0
Solefald The Linear Scaffold4.0
Solefald Neonism4.0
Solefald Red For Fire: An Icelandic Odyssey Part 14.0
Solefald Norron Livskunst4.0
Solefald World Metal. Kosmopolis Sud4.0
Solefald In Harmonia Universali4.5
Solstice (UK) Lamentations3.5
Solstice (UK) New Dark Age4.5
Spawn of Possession Incurso2.5
Spiral Architect A Sceptic's Universe4.0
Stargazer A Great Work of Ages3.5
Storm Corrosion Storm Corrosion3.5
Strapping Young Lad City4.0
Strapping Young Lad rocks my hairy anus. And that is fact.
Strapping Young Lad Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing4.0
Stratovarius Visions3.5
Summoning Oath Bound3.0
Supuration The Cube3.0
Symphony X Iconoclast2.5
TesseracT One3.5
The 3rd and the Mortal Painting on Glass4.0
The Algorithm Polymorphic Code3.0
The Angelic Process Weighing Souls With Sand4.0
The Black Dahlia Murder Deflorate2.0
The Crevices Below Below the Crevices3.0
The Devin Townsend Band Accelerated Evolution4.0
The Fall of Every Season From Below3.5
The Kovenant Nexus Polaris3.5
The Meads of Asphodel The Murder Of Jesus The Jew3.5
The Monolith Deathcult Trivmvirate3.5
The Ruins Of Beverast Foulest Semen of a Sheltered Elite4.0
The Ruins Of Beverast Blood Vaults - The Blazing Gospels of Heinrich...4.0
The Zenith Passage Solipsist2.0
Theocracy As the World Bleeds4.0
Thergothon Stream From The Heavens4.0
Thormenthor Abstract Divinity4.0
Thurisaz Scent of a Dream4.5
Thy Catafalque Sgùrr4.0
Thy Catafalque Roka Hasa Radio4.5
Thy Catafalque Rengeteg4.5
Thy Catafalque Meta4.5
Thy Catafalque Tuno Ido Tarlat5.0
Thy Light Suici.De.pression3.5
Thy Light No Morrow Shall Dawn3.5
Tyrant (JPN) Legend3.0
Ulver Kveldssanger4.0
Ulver Nattens Madrigal4.0
Ulver Wars of the Roses4.0
Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler4.5
Ulver Blood Inside4.5
Ulver Shadows of the Sun5.0
Unholy Matrimony Croire, Decroitre3.0
Universe 217 Universe2174.0
Urfaust Apparitions3.0
Urfaust Der freiwillige Bettler4.0
Vauxdvihl To Dimension Logic4.0
Ved Buens Ende Written In Waters4.0
Vediog Svaor In The Distance4.0
Verdunkeln Einblick In Den Qualenfall4.0
Vintersorg Solens Rotter2.5
Vintersorg Visions From The Spiral Generator3.5
Vintersorg Odemarkens Son4.0
Vintersorg Orkan4.0
Nothing new here but still REALLY good, always some good work from Vintersorg.
Vintersorg Cosmic Genesis4.5
Vintersorg Jordpuls4.5
Voices (UK) From The Human Forest Create A Fugue Of Imaginary3.0
Voices (UK) London4.0
Votum Metafiction3.0
Votum :KTONIK:4.0
Vuvr Pilgrimage3.5
Warning Watching from a Distance5.0
Windir Likferd3.0
Windir 11844.0
Winds Prominence and Demise4.0
Winterhorde Nebula3.5
Winterhorde Underwatermoon4.0
Winterhorde Maestro4.5
Wintersun Wintersun4.0
Wintersun Time I4.0
X Japan Art of Life3.5
Xasthur To Violate the Oblivious3.5
Xerxes (CH) Beyond My Imagination4.0
Yearning Plaintive Scenes4.0
Yearning Frore Meadow4.0
Zero Hour A Fragile Mind4.0
Zero Hour Metamorphosis4.0
Zero Hour Dark Deceiver4.5
Zero Hour Specs of Pictures Burnt Beyond4.5
Zero Hour The Towers of Avarice5.0

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