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40 Watt Sun The Inside Room4.5
Abnormal Thought Patterns Abnormal Thought Patterns4.0
Abnormal Thought Patterns Manipulation Under Anesthesia4.5
Well pillowswantyoursoul, that is just like YOUR opinion man.
Aborted Goremageddon2.5
Aborted The Necrotic Manifesto3.0
Akercocke Choronzon4.0
Akercocke Antichrist4.0
Akercocke The Goat of Mendes3.5
Akercocke Words That Go Unspoken...5.0
Altar of Plagues Teethed Glory and Injury3.5
Amorphis The Beginning of Times2.5
Amorphis Circle3.0
Anaal Nathrakh Passion2.5
Anaal Nathrakh In the Constellation of the Black Widow3.5
Anaal Nathrakh Vanitas3.5
Overwhelming madness! (in a good way) It's kinda like AAUUGHGARHHAHAHAHHAAHHHHAHAHAHHHHH the whole time!
Anaal Nathrakh Desideratum3.5
Anathema Eternity3.0
Anathema Distant Satellites4.0
Anathema Weather Systems4.5
Anathema Alternative 43.0
Anathema Judgement3.5
Anathema A Natural Disaster3.5
Anathema We're Here Because We're Here4.5
Anathema A Fine Day to Exit3.5
Aquilus Griseus3.0
Arcturus Aspera Hiems Symfonia/Constellation/My Angel4.5
Arcturus The Sham Mirrors4.5
Arcturus Sideshow Symphonies5.0
The Sham Mirrors really is the only good Arcturus album.
Arcturus La Masquerade Infernale4.0
Atheist Piece of Time5.0
Atheist Unquestionable Presence4.5
Atheist Jupiter4.5
Atheist Elements3.5
Autumnblaze DämmerElbenTragödie4.5
Autumnblaze Perdition Diaries3.5
Bathory Blood Fire Death4.0
Bathory Twilight of the Gods3.5
Behemoth The Satanist3.5
Behemoth Evangelion4.0
Behemoth Demigod3.0
Behemoth Sventevith (Storming Near the Baltic)3.0
Behemoth The Apostasy3.5
Behemoth Zos Kia Cultus (Here and Beyond)3.5
Bethlehem Dictius Te Necare5.0
The Soundtrack to my Suicide... -////________----__////"
Bethlehem Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia3.0
Bethlehem Dark Metal4.5
Beyond Creation The Aura2.5
Beyond Creation Earthborn Evolution2.5
Bjork Vulnicura3.0
Borknagar The Archaic Course4.5
Borknagar Universal4.0
Borknagar Empiricism4.0
Borknagar Urd4.5
Borknagar Quintessence4.5
Borknagar Epic3.0
Borknagar Origin3.0
Borknagar The Olden Domain3.5
Borknagar Borknagar4.0
Born of Osiris The Discovery3.0
Breaking Orbit The Time Traveller3.0
Burzum Hvis Lyset Tar Oss3.5
Carach Angren Where the Corpses Sink Forever4.0
Carach Angren Death Came Through a Phantom Ship3.5
Carach Angren Lammendam3.5
Carach Angren This Is No Fairytale3.0
Casualties of Cool Casualties of Cool3.0
Cattle Decapitation The Harvest Floor3.0
Cattle Decapitation Monolith of Inhumanity3.0
Chelsea Grin Ashes to Ashes2.0
Good Gawd. These guys can't do anything right what the fuck.
Chelsea Grin Evolve2.5
Children of Bodom Hate Crew Deathroll3.5
Chthonic Seediq Bale5.0
Chthonic Takasago Army4.0
Chthonic Bu-Tik4.5
It's awesome. A step up from Takasago Army heading towards Seediq Bale territory but not quite there yet.
Code Mut4.0
Code Resplendent Grotesque4.0
Code Augur Nox4.5
Coldworld Melancholie3.0
Control Denied The Fragile Art of Existence3.5
Converge Jane Doe2.0
this band is almost as awesome as Job for a Cowboy
Cynic Kindly Bent to Free Us3.5
Cynthesis DeEvolution5.0
The Tipton bros RULE! This album and the rest of their past work proves it.
Cynthesis ReEvolution4.5
mdross obviously has a really bad case of ear cancer.
Dan Swano Moontower3.5
Dark Funeral Diabolis Interium1.5
Dark Funeral Attera Totus Sanctus2.0
Dark Funeral Angelus Exuro pro Eternus2.5
Dark Tranquillity Fiction4.0
Dark Tranquillity The Gallery4.0
Dark Tranquillity We Are the Void3.0
Devin Townsend Physicist4.0
Devin Townsend Infinity4.5
Another underrated masterpiece from the truest of all tweakers.
Devin Townsend Christeen + 4 Demos4.0
Devin Townsend Ocean Machine: Biomech5.0
Devin Townsend Terria4.5
Devin Townsend Ziltoid the Omniscient4.0
Devin Townsend Ass-Sordid Demos II3.5
Devin Townsend Ass-Sordid Demos I3.5
Devin Townsend Project Deconstruction4.5
Devin Townsend Project Epicloud3.5
Devin Townsend Project Z23.5
Dimmu Borgir Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia4.0
Dimmu Borgir Spiritual Black Dimensions3.5
Dimmu Borgir Death Cult Armageddon3.5
Doomsword Let Battle Commence3.0
DoomThrone Skeleton Veiled in Flesh1.0
Drawn A New World?5.0
Only listened to it twice and this is a motherfucking 5 already.
Drawn Plan Be4.0
Edge of Sanity Crimson3.5
Edge of Sanity Purgatory Afterglow3.5
Emperor Prometheus: The Discipline of Fire...4.5
Emperor IX Equilibrium4.0
Emperor Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk4.0
Emperor In the Nightside Eclipse4.0
Enslaved Axioma Ethica Odini4.5
Enslaved In Times4.5
Enslaved Thorn3.0
Enslaved The Sleeping Gods3.5
Enslaved Below the Lights4.0
Enslaved Ruun4.0
Enslaved Vertebrae4.0
Enslaved RIITIIR5.0
Enslaved Monumension3.0
Enslaved Isa4.5
Ephel Duath The Painter's Palette3.5
Ewigkeit Conspiritus4.5
Ewigkeit Radio Ixtlan3.5
Extol Extol4.0
Extol The Blueprint Dives4.0
Extol Undeceived4.5
Fallen A Tragedy's Bitter End4.5
Falloch Where Distant Spirits Remain2.5
Fallujah The Flesh Prevails3.0
Fleshgod Apocalypse Labyrinth2.0
Fleshgod Apocalypse Agony3.0
Fleshgod Apocalypse Mafia3.0
Fleurety Min Tid Skal Komme3.5
Gazpacho Demon3.5
Gire Gire4.0
Haken Visions3.5
Haken The Mountain4.0
Hollenthon With Vilest of Worms to Dwell3.5
ICS Vortex Storm Seeker5.0
Let this one grow on you. It will. Seriously.... Hail Vortex m/
Ihsahn The Adversary4.5
Ihsahn Das Seelenbrechen4.0
Intense, emotional, aggresive, disharmonic, melodic, spheric, melancholic, angry... This does not seem like the type of thing I'd love. But guess what? Upon joining Sputnikmusic, I noticed almost immediately that this album was held in very high regards. I ****ing knocked this one kids face in once. This album is pretty much like knocking face in for 45 minutes, plus breakdowns. I did not at all expect to like Das Seelenbrechen, but to be truthful, this kicks BUTT. That's right, BUTT. Das Seelenbrechen is sort of like the school bully that brutally beats you up every day and steals your lunch money, but over time becomes your best friend.
Ihsahn Eremita4.5
Ihsahn angL4.0
Ihsahn After5.0
In Flames Sounds of a Playground Fading2.5
In Flames Come Clarity1.5
In The Woods... Heart of the Ages5.0
In The Woods... Omnio4.0
In The Woods... Strange in Stereo4.5
In Vain Aenigma3.5
Insomnium One for Sorrow2.5
Job for a Cowboy Doom2.0
Job for a Cowboy Gloom3.0
Job for a Cowboy Demonocracy3.0
Job for a Cowboy Sun Eater3.0
Kadenzza The Second Renaissance3.5
Karnivool Sound Awake3.0
Karnivool Asymmetry2.5
Katatonia Brave Murder Day4.5
Katatonia Discouraged Ones5.0
Katatonia Last Fair Deal Gone Down4.0
Katatonia Dead End Kings4.5
Katatonia Night Is the New Day4.0
Katatonia Viva Emptiness4.0
Katatonia Dance of December Souls4.5
Katatonia The Great Cold Distance3.5
Katatonia Tonight's Decision3.5
Kataxu Hunger of Elements3.5
Keep of Kalessin Armada3.5
Kekal 1000 Thoughts of Violence4.5
Kekal The Habit of Fire5.0
Kekal The Painful Experience4.0
Kekal Acidity4.0
Kekal Beyond The Glimpse of Dreams4.5
Kekal Embrace The Dead4.0
Kekal Audible Minority3.0
Khonsu Anomalia4.0
Leprous Bilateral5.0
A band that has proven to be the best ever, Coal is going to be amazing.
Leprous Coal4.5
Bilateral places of dawn is better.r(BUT THIS IS STILL AMAZING)
Leprous Tall Poppy Syndrome4.0
Lifelover Erotik3.5
Limbonic Art Moon In The Scorpio4.5
Limbonic Art In Abhorrence Dementia5.0
Limbonic Art Epitome Of Illusion3.5
Limbonic Art The Ultimate Death Worship3.5
Limbonic Art A Legacy of Evil3.5
Lunar Aurora Andacht3.5
Mael Mordha Damned When Dead3.5
Manes How the World Came To An End5.0
Manes Be All End All4.5
Oh my gawd this is good. This is so fucking good. AOTY
Manes Vilosophe4.0
Manes Vntrve4.0
Mastodon Crack the Skye4.0
Mastodon Once More 'Round the Sun3.0
Mastodon The Hunter3.5
Midnight Odyssey Funerals from the Astral Sphere3.5
Mirrorthrone Gangrene4.0
Mirrorthrone Carriers of Dust4.0
Mithras Worlds Beyond the Veil3.5
Mithras Behind the Shadows Lie Madness3.5
Monumentum In Absentia Christi3.5
Moonsorrow Voimasta Ja Kunniasta3.5
Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus1.5
Morbid Angel Covenant3.5
Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle3.0
Murmuure Murmuüre3.5
My Sister's Machine Wallflower3.0
My Sister's Machine Diva3.5
Myrath Tales of the Sands3.5
Nagelfar Srontgorrth4.5
Ne Obliviscaris Portal of I3.5
Negura Bunget 'N Crugu Bradului3.5
Nevermore This Godless Endeavor4.0
Nevermore The Obsidian Conspiracy2.5
Nevermore Dreaming Neon Black3.5
Nile Those Whom the Gods Detest3.5
Nokturnal Mortum The Voice of Steel3.5
Noneuclid Metatheosis3.5
Obscura Omnivium3.5
Obscura Cosmogenesis3.0
Obsidian Gate Whom The Fire Obeys4.5
Obsidian Gate The Nightspectral Voyage4.5
Obsidian Gate Colossal Christhunt4.0
Obsidian Gate The Vehemence4.0
Obtained Enslavement Witchcraft3.5
Opeth Watershed4.5
Opeth Ghost Reveries5.0
Best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best Opeth album
Opeth Heritage4.5
Opeth Pale Communion4.0
Following the speedy solo is a repetition of the intro riff, a very proggy move by Opeth.
Opeth Damnation4.0
Opeth Still Life4.0
Opeth Blackwater Park4.5
Opeth Deliverance3.5
Opeth Morningrise4.0
Opeth Orchid4.0
Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse3.5
Ophthalamia Dominion3.5
Origin Entity3.0
Origin Omnipresent2.5
Orkenkjott Onskediktet4.0
Pallbearer Sorrow And Extinction3.5
Pallbearer Foundations of Burden3.5
Paradise Lost Draconian Times2.5
Pavor Furioso3.5
Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal2.0
A total 69 minutes of what really sounds like my moms ass when she farts
Pestilence Obsideo2.0
Phlebotomized Immense, Intense, Suspense4.5
Yeah the guy who gave this a 1 deserves ass cancer (in his ass)
Phlebotomized Skycontact4.0
Porcupine Tree Up the Downstair3.5
Porcupine Tree Signify4.0
Porcupine Tree Stupid Dream3.5
Porcupine Tree Fear of a Blank Planet4.0
Porcupine Tree Deadwing4.0
Porcupine Tree Lightbulb Sun3.0
Porcupine Tree In Absentia3.5
Power of Omens Eyes of the Oracle5.0
Power of Omens Rooms of Anguish4.5
Primordial Where Greater Men Have Fallen3.5
Progenie Terrestre Pura U.M.A.3.0
Protest the Hero Kezia3.5
Protest the Hero Fortress3.0
Protest the Hero Scurrilous3.0
Protest the Hero Volition3.5
Psychotic Waltz A Social Grace5.0
Psychotic Waltz Into the Everflow4.5
Queens of the Stone Age Rated R3.5
Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf4.5
Revocation Deathless3.0
Rings of Saturn Lugal Ki En2.5
Riverside Shrine Of New Generation Slaves3.0
Riverside Out of Myself3.5
Riverside Second Life Syndrome4.0
Hurry! To The Rest of Riverside's Discography! =)
Riverside Anno Domini High Definition3.5
Scar Symmetry Holographic Universe3.5
Scar Symmetry The Singularity - Phase I: Neohumanity3.0
Sear Bliss The Haunting3.5
Septicflesh The Great Mass5.0
Believe it or not, this actually IS better than Mystic Places of Dawn.
Septicflesh Titan4.0
Septicflesh Communion4.5
Septicflesh Sumerian Daemons4.0
Septicflesh Revolution DNA3.5
Septicflesh Mystic Places of Dawn3.5
Septicflesh Esoptron3.5
Serdce Timelessness3.0
Shade Empire Omega Arcane3.0
Shadow Gallery Digital Ghosts3.5
Shadow Gallery Carved In Stone3.5
Shining (SWE) V - Halmstad4.0
Sigur Ros Kveikur3.0
Silencer (SWE) Death - Pierce Me4.5
Skyharbor Blinding White Noise: Illusion & Chaos3.0
Soen Tellurian3.5
Soen Cognitive3.5
Solefald World Metal. Kosmopolis Sud4.0
Solefald Neonism4.0
Solefald In Harmonia Universali4.5
Solefald Pills Against The Ageless Ills4.0
Solefald The Linear Scaffold4.0
Solstice (UK) New Dark Age4.0
Spiral Architect A Sceptic's Universe4.0
Steven Wilson The Raven That Refused to Sing3.5
Strapping Young Lad Strapping Young Lad3.0
Strapping Young Lad City4.5
Strapping Young Lad rocks my hairy anus. And that is fact.
Strapping Young Lad Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing4.0
Strapping Young Lad The New Black3.5
Sun Caged Sun Caged4.0
Symphony X Paradise Lost3.0
Symphony X Iconoclast2.5
Tartaros The Red Jewel3.0
TesseracT One4.0
TesseracT Altered State3.0
The Angelic Process Weighing Souls With Sand3.5
The Black Dahlia Murder Ritual3.0
The Black Dahlia Murder Deflorate2.0
The Black Dahlia Murder Nocturnal2.5
The Devin Townsend Band Synchestra3.5
The Devin Townsend Band Accelerated Evolution4.0
The Dillinger Escape Plan One of Us Is the Killer3.5
The Faceless Autotheism3.5
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium3.5
The Meads of Asphodel The Murder Of Jesus The Jew3.5
Thought Industry Mods Carve The Pig3.5
Thurisaz Scent of a Dream4.5
Thurisaz Circadian Rhythm3.5
Thy Catafalque Rengeteg4.0
Thy Catafalque Roka Hasa Radio4.5
Thy Catafalque Tuno Ido Tarlat5.0
Thy Light No Morrow Shall Dawn3.5
Thy Light Suici.De.pression4.0
Ulver Shadows of the Sun5.0
Ulver Blood Inside4.5
Ulver Wars of the Roses3.5
Ulver Perdition City3.0
Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler4.5
Ulver Nattens Madrigal4.0
Ulver Messe I.X-VI.X3.0
Ulver Kveldssanger4.0
Unexpect In a Flesh Aquarium4.0
Unexpect Fables of the Sleepless Empire3.5
Universe217 Universe2174.0
Urfaust Geist Ist Teufel3.5
Urfaust Der freiwillige Bettler4.0
Urfaust Einsiedler3.5
Urfaust Apparitions3.0
Ved Buens Ende Written In Waters3.5
Vintersorg Cosmic Genesis4.0
Vintersorg Till Fjälls4.0
Vintersorg Orkan3.5
Nothing new here but still REALLY good, always some good work from Vintersorg.
Vintersorg Jordpuls4.0
Vintersorg Solens Rotter3.0
Virus (NO) The Agent That Shapes The Desert3.0
Voices (UK) London4.5
Warning Watching from a Distance5.0
Warning The Strength to Dream4.0
Watchtower Control and Resistance3.5
Weakling Dead as Dreams3.5
Windir 11843.5
Winds Prominence and Demise4.0
Wintersun Time I4.0
Wintersun Wintersun4.5
Wolverine The Window Purpose3.0
Wolves in the Throne Room Celestial Lineage3.0
Xanthochroid Blessed He With Boils3.5
Xasthur To Violate the Oblivious3.5
Xasthur Portal Of Sorrow2.5
Xasthur Telepathic With The Deceased3.5
Xasthur The Funeral of Being3.0
Zero Hour The Towers of Avarice5.0
Oh do I really need to say it again!? the Tipton bros RULE
Zero Hour Specs of Pictures Burnt Beyond4.5
Zero Hour Dark Deceiver4.5
Zero Hour A Fragile Mind4.0
Zero Hour Metamorphosis4.0

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