TwoMonthsInTheCold
Jack Boaden
User

Reviews 29
Approval 98%

Soundoffs 11
News Articles 5
Band Edits + Tags 16
Album Edits 6

Album Ratings 365
Objectivity 62%

Last Active 05-22-13 3:58 am
Joined 05-03-12

Forum Posts 0
Review Comments 288

Average Rating: 3.89
Rating Variance: 0.51
Objectivity Score: 62%
(Fairly Balanced)

Chart.

Sort by: Rating | Release Date | Rating Date | Name

A Wilhelm Scream Career Suicide4.5
Aborted Global Flatline4.0
Aborted Goremageddon3.5
AFI A Fire Inside3.0
AFI Decemberunderground3.0
AFI Sing the Sorrow4.0
AFI Answer That and Stay Fashionable3.5
AFI All Hallow's3.5
After The Burial In Dreams3.5
Agalloch The White4.0
Ages Sleep On It4.5
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Altered States of America4.5
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Agorapocalypse4.0
Agoraphobic Nosebleed A Joyful Noise4.0
Aiden Some Kind of Hate3.0
Aiden Disguises2.0
Aiden Knives4.5
Aiden Conviction3.5
Aiden Nightmare Anatomy3.0
Aiden Our Gangs Dark Oath4.0
Aiden Rain In Hell3.0
Aiden From Hell... With Love3.5
Algernon Cadwallader Parrot Flies4.5
Algernon Cadwallader Some Kind Of Cadwallader4.0
Algernon Cadwallader Fun4.0
Algernon Cadwallader Hot Green3.0
Algernon Cadwallader Demo5.0
Amon Amarth Twilight of the Thunder God4.0
Andrew Jackson Jihad Knife Man4.5
Architects The Here and Now3.0
Arctic Monkeys Suck It and See4.5
Arctic Monkeys Humbug3.5
Arctic Monkeys Favourite Worst Nightmare4.0
Arctic Monkeys Whatever People Say I Am, That's What...5.0
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command5.0
Bad Brains Bad Brains4.5
Basement I Wish I Could Stay Here4.0
Basement Colourmeinkindness4.0
Birth of Depravity The Coming of the Ineffable1.5
Black Flag Damaged4.0
Black Flag Everything Went Black3.0
Black Flag Slip It In3.5
Black Flag Family Man2.5
Black Flag My War4.0
Black Flag I Can See You3.0
Black Flag The Process of Weeding Out3.0
Black Flag TV Party4.0
Black Flag Six Pack3.5
Black Flag Nervous Breakdown4.5
Black Flag Jealous Again3.5
Black Tongue Falsifier1.5
Shitty band is shitty. Horrible production too, only redeeming features are HCHC (just for the breakdown mind you) and Voices.
Bon Iver For Emma, Forever Ago4.0
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me5.0
Brand New Daisy4.0
Brand New Deja Entendu4.5
Brand New Your Favorite Weapon3.5
Bring Me the Horizon There Is a Hell, Believe Me I've Seen It4.0
Bring Me the Horizon Suicide Season2.5
Bring Me the Horizon Count Your Blessings3.0
Bring Me the Horizon Sempiternal4.5
The album's solid as a whole, and "Can You Feel My Heart" is pretty much the best opener they've ever written. The only downside is "Anti-Vist" which comes off as an angsty song written when Oli was 12 (with lyrics like "To that, I say you're a cunt."), and it disrupts the flow of the album. The album closer "Hospital For Souls" is great though.
Brutality Will Prevail Forgotten Soul3.0
Brutality Will Prevail Scatter the Ashes3.5
Brutality Will Prevail Sleep Paralysis5.0
Brutality Will Prevail Root of All Evil4.0
Brutality Will Prevail Suspension of Consciousness1.0
Burial Truant/Rough Sleeper3.5
Caseracer Caseracer4.0
Ceremony (USA-CA) Zoo3.0
Ceremony (USA-CA) Rohnert Park4.0
Ceremony (USA-CA) Ruined5.0
Ceremony (USA-CA) Still Nothing Moves You4.0
Ceremony (USA-CA) Violence Violence4.0
Ceremony (USA-CA) Scared People3.0
Circle Jerks Group Sex3.0
Circle Takes the Square As the Roots Undo5.0
City of Caterpillar City of Caterpillar4.0
CityCop Seasons4.5
CityCop The Hope In Forgiving & Giving Up Hope4.0
Cloud Rat Moksha4.0
Coprocephalic Gluttonous Chunks4.0
Slammin' slam slam that suffers from being a little repetitive and boring at times. Good thing the album lasts 26 minutes.
Counterparts The Current Will Carry Us3.5
Crucial Dudes 61 Penn4.0
Crywank James Is Going To Die Soon4.0
Daggermouth Turf Wars3.5
Dangers Messy, Isn't It?4.5
Darkthrone The Cult Is Alive2.5
Darkthrone Panzerfaust2.0
Darkthrone Transilvanian Hunger4.5
Darkthrone Under a Funeral Moon4.0
Darkthrone A Blaze in the Northern Sky4.0
Dead Kennedys Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables4.5
Defeater Empty Days and Sleepless Nights4.5
Desolated Verse of Judas4.0
Detroit Pusher2.5
Dragged Into Sunlight WidowMaker3.5
Drug Church Paul Walker4.0
Electric Wizard Dopethrone4.5
Elliott Smith Either/Or4.5
Eminem Recovery3.5
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP5.0
Emmure Slave to the Game3.5
Enter Shikari A Flash Flood of Colour2.5
Enter Shikari Take to the Skies2.0
Envy A Dead Sinking Story3.0
Every Time I Die Ex Lives3.5
Expire Pendulum Swings3.5
Explosions in the Sky The Earth is Not a Cold Dead Place4.5
Extortion Degenerate4.0
Fall Out Boy From Under the Cork Tree4.5
Fall Out Boy Infinity on High3.0
Fall Out Boy Take This to Your Grave4.0
First Blood Silence Is Betrayal3.5
Float Face Down Bury Your Beliefs3.0
Float Face Down Exitium Verum4.5
Holy fuck. Ron Gilbert's a demonic vocalist, cannot wait until their new album gets released
FOCUSEDxMINDS The Fact Remains4.5
forgetters forgetters3.5
Free Throw Free Throw3.5
From First to Last Heroine4.0
From First to Last Dear Diary, My Teen Angst Has a Body...4.5
Funeral Diner The Underdark4.5
Funeral for a Friend Hours4.5
Funeral for a Friend Welcome Home Armageddon4.0
Funeral for a Friend Casually Dressed & Deep in Conversation4.0
Gallows Grey Britain4.0
Gallows Orchestra Of Wolves4.5
Gatherer Postcards4.0
Gatherer Caught Between a Rock and a Sad Place4.5
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F#A# (Infinity)5.0
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas...5.0
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Slow Riot For New Zero Kanada4.5
Gospel The Moon Is a Dead World4.0
Green Day 21st Century Breakdown3.0
Green Day American Idiot4.0
Green Day Warning3.0
Green Day Nimrod3.5
Green Day Insomniac4.0
Green Day Dookie3.0
Have Heart The Things We Carry4.5
Have Heart Songs to Scream at the Sun5.0
Hot Cross Cryonics3.5
I Can See Mountains Life On a Houseboat4.5
I Hate Myself 10 Songs4.5
I Hate Myself 4 Songs4.0
Incendiary Cost of Living4.0
Infest No Man's Slave4.5
Ingested Revered By No One, Feared By All4.0
Innards Tracing4.0
Innards Cool Out, Mthrfkr4.5
Insect Warfare World Extermination4.0
Job for a Cowboy Demonocracy3.5
Journey's End Journey's End3.5
H A R R Y x N O T T S H O U L D D O V O C A L S F O R G H O S T x S H I P
Joy Division Closer4.5
Joy Division Unknown Pleasures4.5
Judge New York Crew4.5
Judge What It Meant: The Complete Discography4.5
Katalepsy Autopsychosis4.5
Katalepsy Triumph Of Evilution4.0
La Bella Recomposition4.0
La Dispute Wildlife4.5
La Dispute Somewhere at the Bottom of the River...4.5
La Dispute Here, Hear. III4.5
La Dispute Here, Hear. II4.0
La Dispute Here, Hear.3.5
La Dispute Untitled 7"3.5
La Dispute Vancouver3.5
Leathermouth XO4.0
Listener Time Is A Machine4.5
Loma Prieta I.V.4.5
Machine Head The Blackening4.5
Madball Empire2.0
Madball Infiltrate The System2.0
Malevolence Reign of Suffering4.5
Literally the best thing to happen to the UK metal scene in years. Recommended tracks: Serpant's Chokehold, Condemned To Misery, Turn To Stone (if you like dem slow ballads yo)
Man Overboard The Absolute Worst3.5
Man Overboard Noise From Upstairs3.5
Man Overboard Dahlia3.5
Man Overboard Before We Met: A Collection of Old Songs4.0
Marilyn Manson Antichrist Superstar4.5
Marilyn Manson Eat Me, Drink Me3.0
Marilyn Manson Holy Wood4.0
Marilyn Manson Mechanical Animals4.5
Martyr Defiled In Shadows3.5
Mastodon Crack the Skye4.0
Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas4.5
Mayhem Ordo Ad Chao4.0
Minority Unit Clear Minded Fury4.5
Minority Unit put other hardcore bands to shame. There's a reason shirts are going for $60+ online.
Minority Unit Minority Unit3.5
Misfits Walk Among Us5.0
Misfits Earth A.D./Wolf's Blood4.0
Misfits Evilive3.5
Modern Life Is War Witness5.0
Moss Sub Templum3.5
My Chemical Romance Danger Days...3.0
My Chemical Romance The Black Parade4.0
My Chemical Romance Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge4.5
My Chemical Romance I Brought You My Bullets...5.0
Nails Abandon All Life4.0
Nine Inch Nails The Slip3.0
Nine Inch Nails Ghosts I-IV4.0
Nine Inch Nails With Teeth3.5
Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral5.0
Nine Inch Nails The Fragile3.5
Nine Inch Nails Pretty Hate Machine4.5
Nirvana In Utero4.5
Nirvana Nevermind4.5
Nirvana Bleach3.0
No Zodiac Population Control4.0
Novembers Doom The Novella Reservoir4.0
On The Last Day Wars Like Whispers3.5
On The Last Day Meaning In The Static3.5
Palm Reader Palm Reader3.5
Parkway Drive Deep Blue4.5
Parkway Drive Horizons3.0
Parkway Drive Atlas2.5
Pathology Age of Onset3.0
Pathology The Time of Great Purification4.0
Pathology's best record in a number of years. A fine example of groovy, slammy death metal that's memorable.
Pathology Surgically Hacked3.0
Pathology Incisions of Perverse Debauchery3.5
Pathology Lords of Rephaim2.0
Pg. 99 Document #14: Singles4.0
Pg. 99 Document #113.0
Pg. 99 Document #85.0
Pg. 99 Document #64.0
Pg. 99 Document #53.5
Pg. 99 Document #22.5
Pg. 99 Document #9: A Split Personality3.0
Pg. 99 Document #74.5
Pg. 99 Document #13.5
Pianos Become the Teeth The Lack Long After5.0
Pianos Become the Teeth Old Pride4.0
Pianos Become the Teeth Saltwater4.0
Pink Floyd The Wall5.0
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon5.0
Pink Floyd Animals5.0
Polar. Iron Lungs4.0
Portrait Discography4.5
Punch Push Pull4.0
Pygmy Lush Old Friends4.0
Radiohead The King of Limbs3.5
Radiohead In Rainbows4.5
Radiohead Hail to the Thief4.0
Radiohead Amnesiac3.5
Radiohead Kid A5.0
Radiohead OK Computer5.0
Radiohead The Bends4.0
Rage Against the Machine The Battle of Los Angeles4.0
Rage Against the Machine Evil Empire3.5
Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine4.5
Ramones Rocket to Russia4.0
Rational Choice Party Rock Has Died4.0
Rise Against Endgame4.0
Rise Against Appeal to Reason3.5
Rise Against The Sufferer and the Witness4.5
Rise Against Siren Song of the Counter Culture3.5
Rise Against Revolutions Per Minute4.0
Rise Against The Unraveling3.0
Rites of Spring End on End3.5
Rotting Out Street Prowl3.5
Saetia A Retrospective5.0
Saetia Demo Cassette4.0
Sailor Heart The Distance Of Boat Rides4.0
Set Fire to Flames Telegraphs in Negative/Mouths Trapped in4.0
Set Fire to Flames Sings Reign Rebuilder4.5
Sex Pistols Never Mind the Bollocks...4.5
Shining (SWE) V - Halmstad5.0
Sigur Ros ( )4.0
Sigur Ros Takk...3.5
Sister Sin Dance Of The Wicked2.0
Skies In Motion Dreamer4.0
The ending of Glaciers is fucking brilliant and fuck you sputnik here's my 50 characters
Skrillex More Monsters and Sprites3.0
Skrillex Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites3.5
Slayer World Painted Blood4.0
Slayer Christ Illusion3.0
Slayer God Hates Us All3.5
Slayer Diabolus in Musica2.5
Slayer Seasons in the Abyss4.5
Slayer South of Heaven3.5
Slayer Reign in Blood5.0
Slayer Hell Awaits4.5
Slayer Show No Mercy4.0
Slipknot All Hope Is Gone2.5
Slipknot Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses)4.0
Slipknot Iowa4.0
Slipknot Slipknot3.5
Snowing I Could Do Whatever I Wanted If I Wanted4.0
Suis La Lune Quiet, Pull the Strings!3.5
Sunn O))) Flight of the Behemoth3.5
System of a Down Mezmerize4.0
Taking Back Sunday Louder Now3.5
Taking Back Sunday New Again4.0
Taking Back Sunday Tell All Your Friends4.0
The Acacia Strain Death Is the Only Mortal4.0
The Acacia Strain Wormwood4.0
The Acacia Strain Continent4.0
The Acacia Strain 37503.5
The Acacia Strain The Dead Walk4.0
The Amity Affliction Youngbloods4.0
The Cure The Cure3.5
The Cure Bloodflowers5.0
The Cure Disintegration5.0
The Cure The Head on the Door4.0
The Cure Faith3.5
The Cure Seventeen Seconds4.5
The Devil Wears Prada Zombie4.0
The Dillinger Escape Plan One of Us Is the Killer4.0
The Dillinger Escape Plan Option Paralysis4.0
The Dillinger Escape Plan Irony Is a Dead Scene5.0
The Hotelier Home, Like NoPlace Is There4.5
The James Cleaver Quintet That Was Then, This Is Now4.5
The James Cleaver Quintet Ten Stages Of A Makeup4.5
The Kodan Armada A Collection Of Songs4.5
The Last Ten Seconds of Life Warpath4.0
The Prodigy Invaders Must Die3.5
The Prodigy The Fat of the Land4.0
The Saddest Landscape After The Lights4.0
The Saddest Landscape You Will Not Survive4.5
The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream5.0
The Story So Far Under Soil and Dirt4.5
The Strokes Is This It4.5
The Subways Young For Eternity4.0
The Used Artwork3.0
The Used Lies for the Liars3.5
The Wombats A Guide to Love, Loss and Desperation3.5
The Wonder Years Suburbia I've Given You All and Now I'm 5.0
The Wonder Years Won't Be Pathetic Forever4.0
The World is a Beautiful Place... Whenever, If Ever4.5
Thrice Major/Minor4.5
Thrice Beggars4.0
Thrice The Artist in the Ambulance4.0
Thrice The Illusion of Safety4.5
Thursday No DevoluciĆ³n4.5
Thursday War All the Time4.0
Thursday Full Collapse4.5
Tigers Jaw Tigers Jaw4.0
Title Fight Shed4.0
Tool 10,000 Days4.0
Tool Lateralus5.0
Tool Aenima4.5
Touche Amore Parting The Sea Between Brightness And Me4.5
Touche Amore ...To the Beat of a Dead Horse4.5
Touche Amore Is Survived By4.5
Trap Them Darker Handcraft4.0
Trapped Under Ice Big Kiss Goodnight4.0
Trapped Under Ice Stay Cold3.5
Trapped Under Ice Secrets of the World3.0
Trash Talk Eyes & Nines3.5
Trash Talk Walking Disease4.0
Trash Talk Trash Talk3.0
Trash Talk Awake4.5
Trencadis Odelagt2.0
Trophy Scars Bad Luck4.0
Trophy Scars Never Born, Never Dead5.0
Trophy Scars Darkness, Oh Hell5.0
Trophy Scars Hospital Music5.0
Trophy Scars Alphabet Alphabets4.0
Trophy Scars Holy Vacants5.0
Turbowolf Turbowolf4.0
Tyler the Creator Bastard3.5
Tyler the Creator Goblin4.0
Vaccine Dead Inside3.0
Vital Remains Let Us Pray5.0
Vital Remains Icons of Evil2.0
xBishopx Drugs3.0
xFILESx Excruciation4.0
Fantastic hardcore / powerviolence release. The dudes in xFILESx manage to balance the crazy-fast pv parts with chuggy-ass mosh parts. Don't sleep on it.
Xibalba Hasta La Muerte3.0
First listen is a 3. Some of the riffs are fucking awesome and they blend many different influences really well. The production's crazy good as well. My only problem with it is the length. 55 minutes is too long, especially for a hardcore album. With a lot of the tracks running over 5 minutes, even up to 8 minutes, it makes it difficult to keep concentration. An improvement over their debut, but still has many flaws.
Your Demise The Kids We Used To Be3.5
FAQ // STAFF & CONTRIBUTORS // SITE FORUM // CONTACT US

Bands: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


Site Copyright 2005-2014 Sputnikmusic.com
All Album Reviews Displayed With Permission of Authors | Privacy Policy