Goatlord
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Agoraphobic Nosebleed Frozen Corpse Stuffed With Dope4.5
Arcwelder Pull5.0
Assuck Misery Index4.0
Assuck Anticapital4.0
Autopsy Severed Survival4.0
Autopsy Mental Funeral4.0
Bailter Space Robot World4.5
Band of Susans Love Agenda4.5
Bathory The Return of the Darkness and Evil4.0
Bathory Blood Fire Death5.0
Bathory Under the Sign of the Black Mark5.0
Bedhead WhatFunLifeWas4.5
Big Black Lungs2.5
Big Black Headache3.0
Big Black Heartbeat3.5
Big Black Pigpile3.5
Big Black The Hammer Party4.0
Big Black The Rich Man's Eight Track Tape4.0
Big Black Songs About Fucking4.5
Big Black Atomizer4.5
Bill Callahan Apocalypse3.5
Bill Callahan Sometimes I Wish We Were An Eagle4.0
Bitch Magnet Ben Hur4.5
Anyone who likes Slint's "Spiderland" should check this offering from the mighty Bitch Magnet.
Bitch Magnet Umber5.0
Black Flag Loose Nut3.0
Black Flag Damaged3.5
Black Flag My War3.5
Black Flag In My Head3.5
Black Flag Family Man3.5
Black Flag Slip It In3.5
Black Flag The Process of Weeding Out4.0
Black Flag Six Pack4.0
Black Flag Nervous Breakdown4.5
Black Flag Jealous Again4.5
Black Sabbath Master of Reality4.5
Blasphemy Fallen Angel of Doom4.0
Bolt Thrower ...For Victory3.0
The last Bolt Thrower record that's worth a good goddamn. Yeah, most of their songs are pretty samey, but you can do a whole hell of a lot worse as far as death metal is concerned.
Bolt Thrower War Master3.5
Bolt Thrower Realm of Chaos4.0
Bolt Thrower The IVth Crusade4.5
Boredoms Pop Tatari5.0
Boredoms Soul Discharge5.0
Born Against The Rebel Sound of Shit and Failure5.0
Born Against Nine Patriotic Hymns For Children5.0
Brainiac Bonsai Superstar5.0
Brainiac Hissing Prigs in Static Couture5.0
Bright Eyes Lifted or The Story is in the Soil, Keep Your Ear to the Ground 1.5
Brutal Truth Kill Trend Suicide4.0
Brutal Truth Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses4.5
Brutal Truth Sounds of the Animal Kingdom4.5
Brutal Truth Need to Control5.0
"Need To Control" is where Brutal Truth moved past the derivative grindcore of their first record (not that Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses isn't a great record) to something that was wholly original and unique to the genre. Five Fuckin' Stars...
Burzum Hvis Lyset Tar Oss5.0
Butthole Surfers Psychic... Powerless... Another Man's Sac3.0
Buzzov-en Sore3.5
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Trout Mask Replica5.0
Trout Mask Replica is like nourishing food for the ears; helps the brain grow big and strong.
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Doc at the Radar Station5.0
A war is a pimple on the pope's pet dragon. bad vugum.
Carcass Symphonies of Sickness3.0
Carcass Reek of Putrefaction3.5
Celtic Frost Into the Pandemonium2.0
Celtic Frost Morbid Tales4.5
Celtic Frost To Mega Therion4.5
Chavez Better Days Will Haunt You4.5
Cherubs Heroin Man5.0
Coalesce OX2.5
Codeine Frigid Stars5.0
Codeine The White Birch5.0
The perfect Winter band. Sublime, sad, and beautiful music.
Codeine Barely Real5.0
Coffins Buried Death4.0
Hey, this is a great death/doom metal record. Heavier than a...really heavy thing.
Converge Halo in a Haystack2.0
Converge Petitioning the Empty Sky2.5
Converge When Forever Comes Crashing2.5
Converge No Heroes3.5
Converge Axe to Fall3.5
Converge You Fail Me4.0
Converge Jane Doe4.0
Corrupted Se Hace Por Los Suenos Asesinos4.0
Cows Whorn3.0
Cows Peacetika3.5
Cows Cunning Stunts4.0
This is probably the most accessible noise rock stalwarts the Cows ever allowed themselves to be. Some fine gems on here for sure.
Cows Sorry in Pig Minor4.0
Crass The Feeding of the 50004.0
Crass Stations of the Crass5.0
Crossed Out 1990-19934.5
Cryptopsy None So Vile4.5
Current 93 Thunder Perfect Mind5.0
Darkthrone Soulside Journey3.0
Darkthrone Plaguewielder3.0
Darkthrone Dark Thrones and Black Flags3.0
Darkthrone Under a Funeral Moon3.5
Darkthrone Sardonic Wrath3.5
Darkthrone The Cult Is Alive3.5
Darkthrone Total Death3.5
Darkthrone Ravishing Grimness3.5
Darkthrone Hate Them3.5
Darkthrone F.O.A.D.3.5
Darkthrone A Blaze in the Northern Sky4.0
Darkthrone Panzerfaust4.0
Darkthrone Circle the Wagons4.0
Darkthrone Transilvanian Hunger4.5
Dead Moon Crack In The System4.0
Death Grips The Money Store3.5
Death Grips No Love Deep Web4.0
Death Grips Exmilitary4.5
Death in June But, What Ends When the Symbols Shatter?4.5
Dinosaur Jr. You're Living All Over Me3.0
You're Living All Over Me is a decent album by a terribly overrated band.
Discharge Hear Nothing See Nothing Say Nothing4.5
Drive Like Jehu Drive Like Jehu4.5
Drive Like Jehu Yank Crime5.0
Earth Hex: Or Printing In the Infernal Method3.5
Earth Phase 3: Thrones and Dominions3.5
Earth Angels of Darkness, Demons of Light I 3.5
Earth The Bees Made Honey in the Lion's Skull4.0
Earth Earth 2: Special Low Frequency Version5.0
Electric Wizard Dopethrone3.0
Entombed Wolverine Blues4.0
Entombed Left Hand Path4.5
Entombed Clandestine5.0
Extreme Noise Terror A Holocaust In Your Head2.5
Eyehategod In the Name of Suffering3.0
Eyehategod Dopesick3.5
Eyehategod Confederacy of Ruined Lives3.5
Eyehategod Take as Needed for Pain4.0
Faith/Void Split5.0
Fang Landshark/ Where the Wild Things Are5.0
feedtime feedtime4.5
feedtime Cooper-S4.5
feedtime Shovel5.0
Flipper Gone Fishin'4.5
Flipper Sex Bomb, Baby!4.5
Flipper Album – Generic Flipper5.0
Flipper Public Flipper Limited: Live 1980-19855.0
Foo Fighters In Your Honor1.0
Foo Fighters Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace1.0
Foo Fighters Wasting Light1.0
Fugazi 3 Songs3.0
Fugazi Steady Diet of Nothing3.5
Fugazi Fugazi3.5
Fugazi 13 Songs4.0
Fugazi Repeater4.0
Fugazi Margin Walker4.0
Fugazi End Hits4.5
Fugazi The Argument4.5
Fugazi In on the Kill Taker4.5
Fugazi Red Medicine5.0
Gaza He Is Never Coming Back3.0
Gaza I Don't Care Where I Go When I Die4.5
Gaza No Absolutes in Human Suffering5.0
Godflesh Hymns2.5
Godflesh Songs of Love and Hate2.5
Godflesh Us and Them3.0
Godflesh Selfless3.5
Godflesh Pure4.0
Godflesh Godflesh4.0
Godflesh Streetcleaner5.0
Easily one of the most nihilistic, life-denying albums I have ever heard.
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F♯ A♯ ∞3.5
Gore Mean Man's Dream4.5
Great album by a criminally underrated and unrecognized band. This stuff seriously gives Gluey Porch Treatments era Melvins a run for their money.
Grave Into the Grave5.0
Highly underrated Swedish death. Absolutely mandatory.
Grief Come to Grief3.5
Harvey Milk Life... The Best Game in Town4.0
Harvey Milk A Small Turn of Human Kindness4.0
Harvey Milk Special Wishes4.5
Harvey Milk The Pleaser4.5
Harvey Milk My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment...5.0
Harvey Milk Courtesy and Good Will Toward Men5.0
Gut-wrenchingly heavy, both physically and emotionally.
Hatred Surge Deconstruct3.5
Hellhammer Demon Entrails5.0
Proto Black Metal up your ass. This 50 characters per soundoff rule is bullshit.
High on Fire Snakes for the Divine3.0
His Hero Is Gone Fifteen Counts Of Arson3.5
His Hero Is Gone Monuments To Thieves5.0
Hot Snakes Peel Sessions3.5
Hot Snakes Thunder Down Under4.0
Hot Snakes Audit in Progress4.5
Hot Snakes Automatic Midnight5.0
Hot Snakes Suicide Invoice5.0
Husker Du Warehouse: Songs and Stories2.0
Immolation Close to a World Below5.0
Immortal Battles in the North4.0
Immortal Diabolical Fullmoon Mysticism4.0
Immortal Pure Holocaust5.0
Insect Warfare World Extermination3.0
Iron Lung Sexless // No Sex5.0
Jawbreaker Dear You3.0
Jawbreaker Unfun3.0
Jawbreaker 24 Hour Revenge Therapy5.0
Jawbreaker Bivouac5.0
Joy Division Closer5.0
Joy Division Unknown Pleasures5.0
Karp Suplex4.0
Karp Mustaches Wild4.0
Karp Self Titled LP4.5
Karp Action Chemistry4.5
Khanate Khanate4.0
Khanate Things Viral4.5
Kid Cudi Man on the Moon: The End of Day2.0
Killing Joke What's THIS For...!5.0
I prefer this album greatly to their classic self-titled debut. Much more sparse, but really fucking heavy.
Lmfao Sorry For Party Rocking1.0
Lungfish Necklace of Heads3.5
Lungfish Talking Songs for Walking3.5
Lungfish Rainbows from Atoms4.0
Lungfish Indivisible4.0
Lungfish Feral Hymns4.0
Lungfish Necrophones4.5
Lungfish Pass and Stow5.0
Lungfish Sound in Time5.0
Lungfish Artificial Horizon5.0
Mammoth Grinder Extinction of Humanity3.5
Man Is The Bastard Sum of the Men4.0
Premier powerviolence by one of the genre's most innovative and eccentric acts.
Mastodon Crack the Skye1.5
Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas2.5
Melvins Nude With Boots1.5
Melvins Prick2.0
Melvins The Bride Screamed Murder2.0
Melvins Stag2.5
Melvins Electroretard3.0
Melvins A Senile Animal3.0
Melvins Honky3.0
Melvins The Crybaby3.0
Melvins Stoner Witch3.5
Melvins Ozma3.5
Melvins Joe Preston3.5
Melvins Hostile Ambient Takeover3.5
Melvins The Bootlicker3.5
Melvins Colossus of Destiny3.5
Melvins Pigs Of The Roman Empire3.5
Melvins Houdini4.0
Melvins Dale Crover4.0
Melvins King Buzzo4.0
Melvins The Maggot4.0
Melvins Sugar Daddy Live4.0
Melvins Gluey Porch Treatments4.5
Melvins Bullhead5.0
Melvins Lysol5.0
Melvins Eggnog5.0
Mind Eraser The Prodigal Son Brings Death3.0
Mind Eraser Glacial Reign3.5
Minutemen Project: Mersh4.0
This one had to sit with me awhile, but I love it now. "Tour Spiel" is one of the Minutemen's very best songs.
Minutemen The Punch Line4.5
Minutemen Double Nickels on the Dime5.0
Modest Mouse Good News for People Who Love Bad News1.0
Modest Mouse We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank1.0
Modest Mouse The Moon & Antarctica2.0
Modest Mouse The Lonesome Crowded West2.5
Modest Mouse This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About2.5
Morbid Angel Blessed Are the Sick4.5
Morbid Angel Altars of Madness5.0
Napalm Death From Enslavement to Obliteration4.0
Negative Approach Total Recall3.5
Neurosis Souls at Zero4.0
Neurosis Given to the Rising4.0
Neurosis The Eye of Every Storm4.5
Neurosis A Sun That Never Sets4.5
Neurosis Times of Grace4.5
Neurosis Enemy of the Sun4.5
Neurosis Sovereign4.5
Neurosis Through Silver in Blood5.0
Neurosis and Jarboe Neurosis and Jarboe3.5
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds The Firstborn Is Dead3.0
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds From Her To Eternity3.5
NoMeansNo The Worldhood of the World (As Such)3.5
NoMeansNo Why Do They Call Me Mr. Happy?4.0
NoMeansNo 0 + 2 = 14.5
NoMeansNo Sex Mad4.5
NoMeansNo The Day Everything Became Isolated and Destroyed4.5
NoMeansNo Wrong5.0
Oxbow Love That's Last: A Wholly Hypnographic and Distur4.0
Oxbow King of the Jews4.0
Oxbow Serenade In Red4.0
Oxbow The Narcotic Story4.5
Oxbow Fuckfest4.5
Oxbow An Evil Heat5.0
This is THE Oxbow album in my opinion. Emotionally draining and absolutely terrifying. This one will have a permanent seat in my top five all timers.
Oxbow Let Me Be A Woman5.0
Palace Music Viva Last Blues5.0
Pere Ubu Why I Hate Women4.0
Pere Ubu Ray Gun Suitcase4.5
Pere Ubu Dub Housing5.0
Pig Destroyer Phantom Limb4.5
Pig Destroyer Prowler in the Yard5.0
Pig Destroyer Terrifyer5.0
Pissed Jeans Shallow3.5
Interesting band, this Pissed Jeans. Shallow sounds like the offspring of a Flipper/Black Flag/Jesus Lizard/Void/No Trend gangbang. Real cool noise/punk record.
Pissed Jeans Hope for Men4.0
Pissed Jeans King of Jeans4.0
Pitchfork Eucalyptus3.0
Pixies Doolittle2.5
Polvo Today's Active Lifestyles4.0
Polvo Exploded Drawing4.0
Polvo Celebrate the New Dark Age4.0
Repulsion Horrified5.0
Rotten Sound Cursed3.5
This is one of the most catchiest grind albums I have heard. No shit; the riffs really stick to your ribs.
Rudimentary Peni Death Church3.5
Saint Vitus Born Too Late5.0
Scratch Acid Just Keep Eating3.5
Scratch Acid Berserker4.0
Scratch Acid The Greatest Gift4.5
Scratch Acid Scratch Acid5.0
Shellac Excellent Italian Greyhound3.5
Shellac 1000 Hurts4.0
Shellac At Action Park4.0
Shellac Terraform4.5
People who think this album sucks need to suck my dick right here and now.
Sleep Jerusalem4.5
Sleep Dopesmoker5.0
Sleep Sleep's Holy Mountain5.0
Slint Tweez4.0
Slint Slint4.0
Slint Spiderland4.5
Smog Dongs of Sevotion4.5
Smog The Doctor Came at Dawn4.5
Smog Knock Knock4.5
Smog A River Ain't Too Much To Love5.0
Smog Red Apple Falls5.0
Swans The Burning World1.0
Swans Greed3.5
Swans Love of Life3.5
Swans Feel Good Now3.5
Swans White Light From the Mouth of Infinity4.0
Swans The Great Annihilator4.0
Swans Holy Money4.0
Swans My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky4.0
Swans Filth4.5
Swans Soundtracks for the Blind4.5
Swans Public Castration Is a Good Idea4.5
Swans Swans Are Dead4.5
Swans Young God4.5
Swans Body To Body, Job To Job4.5
Swans Children of God5.0
Swans Cop5.0
The sheer monolithic heaviness of this beast of a record has been unparalleled since its release. Absolutely crushing.
TAD 8-Way Santa4.5
Tar Toast3.5
Tar Jackson5.0
Ten Grand This Is The Way To Rule4.0
Terrorizer World Downfall4.5
The Angels of Light How I Loved You4.5
The Birthday Party Prayers on Fire4.0
The Birthday Party Mutiny/The Bad Seed EP4.5
The Birthday Party Junk Yard4.5
The Clean Anthology5.0
The Crucifucks The Crucifucks5.0
The Crucifucks Wisconsin5.0
The Crucifucks L.D. Eye5.0
The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity1.0
Calculating Infinity is everything I hate about the metalcore genre all in convenient package. Crap.
The Fall Grotesque (After the Gramme)4.0
The Fall Hex Enduction Hour5.0
The Jesus Lizard Blue2.0
The Jesus Lizard Pure2.5
The Jesus Lizard Lash3.0
The Jesus Lizard Shot3.0
The Jesus Lizard Head3.5
The Jesus Lizard Down3.5
The Jesus Lizard Liar4.0
The Jesus Lizard Bang4.0
The Jesus Lizard Goat5.0
This is the definitive noise rock album; hell, this is the definitive 90s underground rock record, period. No one was as downright perverse and dirty as the Jesus Lizard in their prime. Fans of Converge need to get their hands on this fucker ASAP
The Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness1.5
Throbbing Gristle 20 Jazz Funk Greats3.5
Today Is the Day Axis of Eden1.5
Today Is the Day Kiss the Pig1.5
Today Is the Day In the Eyes of God4.0
Today Is the Day Temple of the Morning Star4.0
Today Is the Day Supernova4.5
Today Is the Day Today Is the Day4.5
Today Is the Day Willpower5.0
Tool Undertow1.0
Trophy Scars Never Born, Never Dead1.0
Twin Stumps Seedbed3.5
Tyler, the Creator Goblin1.0
U.S. Maple Long Hair in Three Stages5.0
Unwound Leaves Turn Inside You4.0
Unwound A Single History: 1991-19974.0
Unwound Challenge For a Civilized Society4.0
Unwound New Plastic Ideas4.5
Unwound Fake Train4.5
Unwound Repetition5.0
Unwound The Future of What5.0
Venom At War with Satan2.0
Venom Black Metal3.5
Venom Welcome to Hell3.5
Volcano Suns The Bright Orange Years4.5
Weedeater Jason the Dragon3.0
Solid sludge release, though some of the jokes go on a little longer than they should.
Weedeater Sixteen Tons3.5
Weedeater God Luck and Good Speed4.0
Weekend Nachos Unforgivable3.5
This is a great contemporary powerviolence/hardcore/sludge record.
Whitehouse Great White Death5.0
Wipers Land of the Lost4.5
Wipers Youth of America5.0
Wipers Is This Real?5.0
Wipers Over the Edge5.0
Wormrot Dirge3.0
Wormrot Abuse3.5
Zeni Geva Desire For Agony5.0
Zeni Geva Freedom Bondage5.0
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