...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dea | 4.0 |
A Day To Remember Homesick | 2.5 |
A Life Once Lost Iron Gag | 2.0 |
A Life Once Lost Hunter | 3.5 |
A Tribe Called Quest The Low End Theory | 4.0 |
Adebisi Shank This is the Album | 4.0 |
AFX Chosen Lords | 3.5 |
Against Me! New Wave | 1.5 |
Against Me! The Disco Before the Breakdown | 3.0 |
Against Me! Against Me! | 4.0 |
Against Me! Reinventing Axl Rose | 4.5 |
Against Me! Crime as Forgiven By | 5.0 |
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Frozen Corpse Stuffed With Dope | 3.5 |
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Altered States of America | 4.5 |
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Agorapocalypse | 4.5 |
Ahleuchatistas What You Will | 3.5 |
Aiden Nightmare Anatomy | 1.0 |
alt-J An Awesome Wave | 3.5 |
Aluk Todolo Occult Rock | 3.5 |
Alvin Lucier I Am Sitting in a Room | 4.0 |
Amon Tobin Bricolage | 4.0 |
Amon Tobin Supermodified | 4.0 |
Amon Tobin Permutation | 4.5 |
Ampere All Our Tomorrows End Today | 4.0 |
Anal Cunt Picnic of Love | 3.0 |
Andy Stott We Stay Together | 3.5 |
Andy Stott Luxury Problems | 3.5 |
Andy Stott Passed Me By | 4.0 |
Animal Collective Danse Manatee | 2.5 |
Animal Collective Hollinndagain | 3.0 |
Animal Collective Prospect Hummer | 3.5 |
Animal Collective People | 3.5 |
Animal Collective Campfire Songs | 3.5 |
Animal Collective Water Curses | 3.5 |
Animal Collective Fall Be Kind | 3.5 |
Animal Collective Centipede Hz | 3.5 |
Animal Collective Feels | 4.0 |
Animal Collective Spirit They're Gone, Spirit They've Vanished | 4.0 |
Animal Collective Strawberry Jam | 4.0 |
Animal Collective Ark | 4.5 |
Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion | 4.5 |
Animal Collective Sung Tongs | 5.0 |
Animosity Empires | 3.5 |
Animosity Animal | 3.5 |
Aphex Twin Donkey Rhubarb | 3.0 |
Aphex Twin Selected Ambient Works 85-92 | 4.0 |
Aphex Twin Richard D. James Album | 4.0 |
Aphex Twin Selected Ambient Works Volume II | 4.0 |
Aphex Twin Windowlicker | 4.0 |
Aphex Twin Drukqs | 4.5 |
"um what this doesn't sound like SAW III why is there so much noise ack this hurts i don't like it but i don't want people to think that i don't get it uh shit i dunno 3 stars" |
Arcade Fire Funeral | 4.5 |
Arsonists Get All the Girls The Game Of Life | 3.5 |
As the Sun Sets 7744 | 3.5 |
Asking Alexandria Stand Up and Scream | 1.0 |
Asobi Seksu Citrus | 3.5 |
At the Drive-In In/Casino/Out | 4.5 |
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command | 5.0 |
At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul | 4.0 |
Atheist Unquestionable Presence | 4.0 |
Atlas For you, Forever | 4.0 |
Atlas Sound Logos | 3.5 |
Atreyu Suicide Notes and Butterfly Kisses | 1.0 |
Atreyu The Curse | 1.5 |
Attack Attack! Someday Came Suddenly | 1.0 |
August Moon Strategy Truck | 4.0 |
Austrian Death Machine Total Brutal | 3.5 |
Bang Gang Something Wrong | 3.0 |
BATS The Sleep of Reason | 2.5 |
BATS attempt to get serious, and in the process, they lose what made them great in the first place. |
BATS Cruel Sea Scientist | 3.5 |
BATS Red In Tooth and Claw | 4.0 |
Battles B EP | 3.5 |
Battles Mirrored | 4.0 |
Beach House Bloom | 3.5 |
Beck Odelay | 4.0 |
Beck Guero | 4.0 |
Behemoth Demigod | 4.0 |
Behemoth Zos Kia Cultus (Here and Beyond) | 4.0 |
Ben Frost By the Throat | 4.0 |
Benga Diary Of An Afro Warrior | 4.0 |
Between the Buried and Me Colors | 3.5 |
Bjork Homogenic | 4.0 |
Black Flag In My Head | 3.5 |
Black Flag Damaged | 4.0 |
Black Flag My War | 4.0 |
Black Star Black Star | 4.5 |
Bleeding Kansas Dead Under Decor | 2.5 |
Blue Daisy The Sunday Gift | 3.5 |
Boards of Canada Music Has the Right to Children | 4.5 |
Boards of Canada Geogaddi | 4.5 |
Bon Iver For Emma, Forever Ago | 3.5 |
Boredoms Soul Discharge | 4.0 |
Boredoms Vision Creation Newsun | 4.5 |
Borgore Borgore Ruined Dubstep (Part 2) | 2.0 |
Boris Flood | 4.0 |
Boris Boris At Last -Feedbacker- | 4.0 |
Botch American Nervoso | 3.5 |
Botch An Anthology of Dead Ends | 4.0 |
Botch We Are the Romans | 4.5 |
Boxcutter Glyphic | 4.0 |
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me | 4.5 |
Bring Me the Horizon Suicide Season | 1.0 |
Bring Me the Horizon Suicide Season Cut Up! | 1.0 |
Broken Social Scene You Forgot It in People | 4.0 |
brokeNCYDE I'm Not a Fan, but the Kids Like It! | 1.0 |
Bubblegum Octopus The Album Formerly Known As | 3.5 |
Burial Untrue | 4.0 |
Burial Kindred | 4.0 |
Bury Your Dead Cover Your Tracks | 3.0 |
Cap'n Jazz Shmap'n Shmazz | 4.0 |
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Unconditionally Guaranteed | 1.0 |
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Trout Mask Replica | 5.0 |
Captain Murphy Duality | 4.0 |
Car Bomb Centralia | 2.0 |
Carter Tutti Void Transverse | 4.0 |
Ceremony (USA-CA) Rohnert Park | 3.0 |
Ceremony (USA-CA) Scared People | 4.0 |
Ceremony (USA-CA) Still Nothing Moves You | 4.0 |
Ceremony (USA-CA) Ruined | 4.0 |
Ceremony (USA-CA) Violence Violence | 5.0 |
Chelsea Wolfe Apokalypsis | 3.5 |
Chiodos All's Well That Ends Well | 2.0 |
Circa Survive Juturna | 3.5 |
Circle Takes the Square As the Roots Undo | 4.5 |
City of Caterpillar City of Caterpillar | 4.0 |
Clams Casino Rainforest | 3.5 |
Clark Body Riddle | 4.5 |
Cloacal Kiss Easter | 3.0 |
Clubroot Clubroot | 3.5 |
Clubroot III - MMXII | 3.5 |
Cobra Starship Hot Mess | 1.5 |
Cocteau Twins Heaven or Las Vegas | 3.0 |
Coil The Ape Of Naples | 4.0 |
Colossamite Economy of Motion | 4.5 |
Com Truise Galactic Melt | 3.0 |
Comeback Kid Wake the Dead | 3.5 |
Converge Petitioning the Empty Sky | 3.5 |
Converge Unloved and Weeded Out | 3.5 |
Converge When Forever Comes Crashing | 4.0 |
Converge No Heroes | 4.0 |
Converge Axe to Fall | 4.0 |
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind | 4.0 |
Converge You Fail Me | 5.0 |
I'm probably the only person on this site who likes this album more than Jane Doe |
Converge Jane Doe | 5.0 |
Crain Speed | 3.0 |
Creed Human Clay | 1.0 |
Cryptopsy The Unspoken King | 1.5 |
Cryptopsy None So Vile | 4.5 |
Crystal Castles Crystal Castles | 2.5 |
CunninLynguists Oneirology | 4.0 |
Cut Hands Afro Noise | 4.0 |
Cute Is What We Aim For Rotation | 1.5 |
Cynic Traced in Air | 3.5 |
Daft Punk Discovery | 4.0 |
Daitro Laisser Vivre Les Squelettes | 4.0 |
Dan Deacon Spiderman of the Rings | 4.0 |
Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain | 3.0 |
Dangers Anger | 3.5 |
Dark Time Sunshine Vessel | 4.5 |
Dark Time Sunshine ANX | 4.5 |
Darkest Hour So Sedated, so Secure | 3.0 |
Darkest Hour Hidden Hands of a Sadist Nation | 3.5 |
Darkest Hour Undoing Ruin | 3.5 |
Daughters Canada Songs | 3.5 |
Daughters Daughters | 3.5 |
Daughters Hell Songs | 4.5 |
Daughters Daughters | 5.0 |
David Bowie Aladdin Sane | 3.5 |
David Bowie The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars | 4.0 |
David Bowie Low | 4.0 |
David Wise Donkey Kong Country 2 Soundtrack | 4.5 |
De La Soul 3 Feet High and Rising | 4.0 |
Dead Kennedys Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables | 4.0 |
Death From Above 1979 Romance Bloody Romance | 3.0 |
Death From Above 1979 Heads Up | 4.0 |
Death From Above 1979 You're a Woman, I'm a Machine | 4.5 |
Death Grips Exmilitary | 4.0 |
Death Grips No Love Deep Web | 4.0 |
Death Grips The Money Store | 4.5 |
Deep Puddle Dynamics The Taste of Rain...Why Kneel? | 4.0 |
Deerhunter Cryptograms | 3.5 |
Deerhunter Microcastle | 4.0 |
Deerhunter Halcyon Digest | 4.0 |
Del Tha Funkee Homosapien Both Sides of the Brain | 4.0 |
Delia Derbyshire / Barry Bermange No. 1: The Dreams | 4.0 |
Deltron 3030 Deltron 3030 | 4.0 |
Digable Planets Reachin' (A New Refutation of Time and Space) | 4.0 |
Digital Mystikz Return II Space | 4.0 |
Digital Mystikz Haunted/Anti War Dub | 4.0 |
Dinosaur Jr. You're Living All Over Me | 4.5 |
Discordance Axis The Inalienable Dreamless | 4.0 |
Distance My Demons | 3.5 |
Disturbed Believe | 1.5 |
Dizzee Rascal Boy In Da Corner | 3.5 |
DJ Krush Kaku-Sei | 4.0 |
DJ Shadow The Private Press | 4.0 |
DJ Shadow Endtroducing..... | 5.0 |
Do Make Say Think You, You're a History in Rust | 4.0 |
Don Caballero For Respect | 3.5 |
Don Caballero What Burns Never Returns | 4.5 |
Don Caballero American Don | 5.0 |
DoomThrone Skeleton Veiled in Flesh | 1.0 |
Dot Dot Curve Til the Wheels Fall Off | 1.0 |
Dr. Dooom Dr. Dooom 2 | 4.0 |
Dr. Dooom First Come, First Served | 4.5 |
Dr. Dre The Chronic | 4.0 |
Dr. Octagon Dr. Octagonecologyst | 4.5 |
Dungen Ta Det Lugnt | 3.5 |
Earl Sweatshirt EARL | 3.5 |
Earth Earth 2: Special Low Frequency Version | 4.5 |
Eighteen Visions Eighteen Visions | 1.5 |
Elder (USA-PA) Reflect | 3.5 |
Eleventh He Reaches London Hollow Be My Name | 3.0 |
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP | 3.5 |
Emmure Felony | 1.0 |
Enemies We've Been Talking | 4.0 |
Ex Wife Everything Was Beautiful | 3.0 |
Explosions in the Sky The Earth Is Not a Cold Dead Place | 4.0 |
Fang Island Fang Island | 4.0 |
Sugar cereal. Saturday mornings. Sonic the Hedgehog. Amusement parks. Summer vacations. |
Fear Before Fear Before | 2.5 |
Fear Before Art Damage | 3.5 |
Fear Before The Always Open Mouth | 4.0 |
Flume Flume | 3.5 |
Flux Pavilion Lines in Wax | 3.5 |
Flying Lotus 1983 | 3.5 |
Flying Lotus Los Angeles | 4.0 |
Flying Lotus Until the Quiet Comes | 4.0 |
Flying Lotus Cosmogramma | 4.5 |
Foals Total Life Forever | 4.0 |
Foals Antidotes | 4.5 |
For All Those Sleeping Cross Your Fingers | 2.0 |
Foxy Shazam Introducing | 3.0 |
Foxy Shazam The Flamingo Trigger | 4.0 |
Funeral Diner The Underdark | 4.0 |
Gatekeeper Exo | 2.0 |
Genghis Tron Cloak of Love | 4.0 |
Genghis Tron Dead Mountain Mouth | 4.0 |
Genghis Tron Board Up the House | 4.0 |
Giles Corey Giles Corey | 4.0 |
Giraffes? Giraffes! More Skin With Milk-Mouth | 4.0 |
Gnarls Barkley St. Elsewhere | 3.5 |
Go! With Fourteen O The End Is Close. Almost No Need For Money. | 2.0 |
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Yanqui U.X.O. | 4.0 |
Godspeed You! Black Emperor 'Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend! | 4.0 |
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven | 4.5 |
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F♯ A♯ ∞ | 4.5 |
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Slow Riot For New Zero Kanada | 5.0 |
Gospel The Moon Is a Dead World | 4.5 |
Green Day American Idiot | 1.0 |
Grimes Visions | 3.0 |
Grizzly Bear Shields | 3.5 |
Grizzly Bear really shot themselves in the collective foot by starting the album with their best track. The album's quality is like a bathtub, with the high points being at either end and the middle dragging along the bottom. When giving your listeners a break, it's good to make it brief before kicking things off again. Instead Grizzly bear decided that the break needed to be 5 tracks long, which really hurts replayability. With that said, there are still a few really excellent moments here, and it's definitely worth a listen. I wouldn't be surprised to see it on quite a few "Best of 2012" lists. |
Guthrie Govan Erotic Cakes | 3.5 |
GZA Liquid Swords | 4.5 |
Have a Nice Life Deathconsciousness | 4.0 |
Have Heart The Things We Carry | 3.0 |
Hawthorne Heights The Silence in Black and White | 2.0 |
He Is Legend I Am Hollywood | 3.0 |
Head Wound City Head Wound City | 4.0 |
Heavy Heavy Low Low Turtle Nipple And The Toxic Shock | 3.5 |
Helios Eingya | 3.5 |
Hella Hold Your Horse Is | 4.5 |
Hellogoodbye Zombies! Aliens! Vampires! Dinosaurs! | 2.5 |
Hieroglyphics 3rd Eye Vision | 4.0 |
Holy Molar The Whole Tooth And Nothing But The Tooth | 3.5 |
Holy Molar Cavity Search | 3.5 |
HORSE the band The Mechanical Hand | 3.5 |
HORSE the band A Natural Death | 3.5 |
Hot Cross Fair Trades and Farewells | 3.5 |
Hot Cross Cryonics | 4.0 |
Husker Du Zen Arcade | 4.0 |
Indian Summer Discography | 4.0 |
Insane Clown Posse The Great Milenko | 2.0 |
Internet Club Final Tears | 2.0 |
Into the Moat The Design | 4.0 |
Iron And Wine Our Endless Numbered Days | 3.5 |
Iron And Wine The Creek Drank the Cradle | 3.5 |
Iwrestledabearonce Iwrestledabearonce | 3.5 |
Sure, it's got "mallcore" written all over it. Sure, throwing 7 different genres into one song isn't new or difficult. And sure, Krysta's voice can be pretty grating sometimes. But overall, it's pretty good. Goofy self-deprecation, occasionally awesome songs, and enough sense to be short, sweet, and to the point. Not bad. Not bad at all. |
J Dilla Donuts | 5.0 |
Jaga Jazzist What We Must | 4.0 |
James Blake Klavierwerke | 4.0 |
James Blake James Blake | 4.5 |
Jawbox For Your Own Special Sweetheart | 4.0 |
Jay-Z Reasonable Doubt | 4.0 |
Jeffree Star Plastic Surgery Slumber Party | 1.0 |
Jenny Lewis with the Watson Twins Rabbit Fur Coat | 3.5 |
Joel Nielsen Black Mesa Soundtrack | 3.0 |
John Coltrane A Love Supreme | 4.5 |
John Coltrane Giant Steps | 4.5 |
Joshua Fit For Battle To Bring Our Own End | 3.5 |
Joy Division Unknown Pleasures | 4.0 |
Joy Orbison Hyph Mngo/Wet Look | 3.5 |
Just Like Vinyl Just Like Vinyl | 2.5 |
Justice † | 3.5 |
Kashiwa Daisuke Program Music I | 4.0 |
Kesha Animal | 1.0 |
Killer Mike R.A.P. Music | 4.0 |
Killswitch Engage The End of Heartache | 3.0 |
King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King | 4.5 |
Kode9 and the Spaceape Memories of the Future | 3.5 |
Koenji Hyakkei Nivraym | 4.0 |
Koenji Hyakkei Angherr Shisspa | 4.5 |
Kool Keith Sex Style | 3.0 |
Kriss Kross Totally Krossed Out | 2.0 |
Kuedo Dream Sequence | 3.5 |
La Dispute Somewhere at the Bottom of the River Between Vega and Altair | 3.5 |
Les Claypool Of Whales And Woe | 3.5 |
Liars They Threw Us All in a Trench and Stuck a Monument on Top | 4.0 |
Liars They Were Wrong, So We Drowned | 4.0 |
Liars Liars | 4.0 |
Liars Sisterworld | 4.5 |
Liars WIXIW | 4.5 |
Liars Drum's Not Dead | 5.0 |
Lifeformed Fastfall | 3.5 |
Lightning Bolt Oblivion Hunter | 3.0 |
Lightning Bolt Wonderful Rainbow | 4.5 |
Lightning Bolt Hypermagic Mountain | 4.5 |
This is some of the most balls-out, fast-paced noise rock you'll ever hear, and it's from a drummer who straps the microphone directly to his mouth and a bass player who can wring more sound out his instrument than 6 guitarists all playing at the same time. It's almost impossible to avoid banging your head to songs like "Riffwraith" and "Megaghost," which see both members violently shredding eardrums with speed and volume. Songs like "Mohawkwindmill" and "Bizarro Bike" have a more jammy feel, and could rival any modern tech metal bands in terms of sheer brain-fuckery. If you like having your head beaten in at a thousand miles per hour, give this record a spin. |
Lil Ugly Mane Mista Thug Isolation | 3.5 |
Lil Wayne Rebirth | 1.0 |
Lmfao Party Rock | 1.0 |
Loefah Mud/Rufage | 3.5 |
Lone Galaxy Garden | 3.5 |
Loscil First Narrows | 3.5 |
Loscil Endless Falls | 3.5 |
Loscil Coast/Range/Arc | 3.5 |
M83 Dead Cities, Red Seas and Lost Ghosts | 3.0 |
Macintosh Plus Floral Shoppe | 2.0 |
Macklemore The Language of My World | 4.0 |
Macklemore and Ryan Lewis VS. | 3.5 |
Madlib Shades of Blue | 4.5 |
Madvillain Madvillainy | 4.5 |
Magik Markers BOSS | 3.5 |
Mala Left Leg Out/Blue Notez | 3.5 |
Mala Bury Da Bwoy/Hunter | 3.5 |
Mala Mala In Cuba | 4.0 |
Mandalay Solace | 3.0 |
Maps and Atlases You and Me and the Mountain | 3.0 |
Maps and Atlases Tree, Swallows, Houses | 3.5 |
Massive Attack Mezzanine | 4.5 |
Mastodon Leviathan | 4.0 |
Matt and Kim Matt and Kim | 3.0 |
mclusky McLusky Do Dallas | 4.0 |
Melt-Banana Teeny Shiny | 3.5 |
Merzbow Pulse Demon | 4.0 |
Merzbow 1930 | 4.5 |
Mesa Verde The Old Road | 4.0 |
Meshuggah Nothing (Re-Release) | 3.0 |
Meshuggah Destroy Erase Improve | 4.0 |
Meshuggah Chaosphere | 4.0 |
Meshuggah obZen | 4.0 |
Meshuggah Alive | 4.0 |
Meshuggah Koloss | 4.0 |
Meshuggah Nothing | 4.5 |
Meshuggah I | 4.5 |
Meshuggah Catch Thirtythree | 5.0 |
Miles Davis Kind of Blue | 4.5 |
Million Dead A Song to Ruin | 3.5 |
Millionaires Bling Bling Bling! | 1.0 |
Mindless Self Indulgence You'll Rebel To Anything | 3.0 |
Mindless Self Indulgence Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy | 3.5 |
Minor Threat Complete Discography | 4.5 |
Minutemen Double Nickels on the Dime | 4.5 |
Mission of Burma Signals, Calls, and Marches | 4.0 |
Mogwai Mr. Beast | 3.5 |
Mos Def Black on Both Sides | 4.0 |
Motorama Calendar | 3.5 |
Mount Kimbie Crooks & Lovers | 3.5 |
Mr. Bungle Disco Volante | 4.0 |
Mr. Bungle California | 4.5 |
Mumford and Sons Sigh No More | 3.5 |
Murder by Death Good Morning, Magpie | 3.5 |
Murder by Death In Bocca Al Lupo | 4.0 |
Murder by Death Bitter Drink, Bitter Moon | 4.0 |
Murder by Death Who Will Survive and What Will Be Left of Them? | 4.5 |
My Bloody Valentine Geek! | 1.5 |
My Bloody Valentine The New Record By My Bloody Valentine | 2.0 |
My Bloody Valentine Isn't Anything | 3.0 |
My Bloody Valentine This Is Your Bloody Valentine | 3.0 |
My Bloody Valentine Sunny Sundae Smile | 3.0 |
My Bloody Valentine Feed Me with Your Kiss | 3.0 |
My Bloody Valentine Ecstasy | 3.0 |
My Bloody Valentine Glider | 3.5 |
My Bloody Valentine You Made Me Realise | 3.5 |
My Bloody Valentine Tremolo | 4.0 |
My Bloody Valentine Loveless | 5.0 |
My Chemical Romance The Black Parade | 1.0 |
Nas Illmatic | 4.5 |
NASA Symphonies of the Planets 4 | 3.5 |
NASA Symphonies of the Planets 1 | 4.0 |
NASA Symphonies of the Planets 2 | 4.0 |
NASA Symphonies of the Planets 3 | 4.0 |
NASA Symphonies of the Planets 5 | 4.0 |
Nero's Day at Disneyland From Rotting Fantasylands | 4.0 |
Neu! Neu! '75 | 3.5 |
Neu! Neu! 2 | 4.0 |
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea | 5.0 |
Nick Drake Pink Moon | 4.0 |
Nickelback Silver Side Up | 1.0 |
Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral | 4.5 |
Norma Jean O' God, the Aftermath | 3.0 |
Nujabes Metaphorical Music | 4.0 |
of Montreal Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer? | 4.0 |
Off Minor Innominate | 4.0 |
Off Minor The Heat Death of the Universe | 4.5 |
Oneohtrix Point Never Replica | 3.5 |
Onra Chinoiseries | 2.5 |
An entire album of filler? I didn't think it was possible, but Onra sure showed me! |
Orchid Chaos is Me | 4.0 |
Palehorse Gee that ain't swell | 4.0 |
Panda Bear Tomboy | 2.5 |
Panda Bear Person Pitch | 4.0 |
Panic! at the Disco A Fever You Can't Sweat Out | 2.5 |
Pantera Vulgar Display of Power | 4.0 |
Paramore Riot! | 2.5 |
Past Lives Strange Symmetry | 2.0 |
Past Lives Journal Of Popular Noise | 2.5 |
Patron Saint of Bridge Burners Sorry. | 3.0 |
Paul Simon Graceland | 4.0 |
Pavement Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain | 4.5 |
Pavement Slanted and Enchanted | 4.5 |
pg.99 Document #5 | 4.0 |
pg.99 / Majority Rule Document #12 | 4.0 |
Pianos Become the Teeth Old Pride | 4.0 |
Pig Destroyer Phantom Limb | 4.0 |
Pig Destroyer Terrifyer | 4.5 |
Piglet lava land | 4.0 |
Pixies Doolittle | 4.5 |
Planets Planets | 3.5 |
Portishead Dummy | 4.0 |
Portishead Portishead | 4.0 |
Portishead Third | 5.0 |
Instead of trying to make another Dummy, Portishead branch out into unfamiliar territory, and the record is all the better for it. It's still got the trademark Portishead gloom, but there's so much more as well: the heartbreaking honesty of "Deep Water," the sensual hypnotism of "Nylon Smile," and the stark, brutal heaviness of "Machine Gun" all signify that Portishead is fucking back and better than ever before. |
Pretty Girls Make Graves The New Romance | 3.0 |
Primal Scream Screamadelica | 2.5 |
Primus Frizzle Fry | 4.0 |
Protest the Hero Kezia | 3.5 |
Prussian Blue Fragment Of The Future | 2.0 |
The girls have some enunciation problems, the songs can get kind of samey, and they clearly haven't developed their musical talents quite yet. Even so, it really isn't as bad as the average score would have you believe. The songs are mostly silly little stories about culture and heritage and whatnot. Bad, but trust me, there is worse music out there. |
Purity Ring Shrines | 2.5 |
You know what would be really awesome? If I could get an entire album of the same generic synth-pop song repeated eleven times. Oh, and if you could add an obscene amount of bass ducking, that would make it even better! |
Q and Not U No Kill No Beep Beep | 4.0 |
Rachel's The Sea and the Bells | 4.0 |
Radiohead Kid A | 4.0 |
Radiohead OK Computer | 4.0 |
Radiohead The King of Limbs | 4.0 |
Rafael Toral Wave Field | 3.5 |
Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine | 3.0 |
"FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME" omg so political |
Refused The Shape Of Punk To Come | 4.0 |
Remembering Never God Save Us | 3.5 |
Ride Nowhere | 4.0 |
Rilo Kiley Take-Offs and Landings | 3.0 |
Rilo Kiley Under the Blacklight | 3.0 |
Ringo Deathstarr Ringo Deathstarr | 3.5 |
Ruins Mandala 2000 | 4.0 |
Ryoji Ikeda Dataplex | 4.0 |
Sabertooth Zombie ...And Your Fathers Are Dead In The Ground | 3.5 |
Saetia A Retrospective | 4.0 |
Sage Francis A Healthy Distrust | 4.0 |
Santigold Santogold | 3.5 |
Say Anything ...Is a Real Boy | 3.5 |
SBTRKT SBTRKT | 3.5 |
Scissor Shock Psychic Existentialism | 3.5 |
Scott Walker Bish Bosch | 4.0 |
Scott Walker The Drift | 4.5 |
Senses Fail Let It Enfold You | 2.0 |
Shabazz Palaces Black Up | 4.5 |
Shipping News Save Everything | 4.0 |
Shlohmo Bad Vibes | 4.0 |
Shpongle Tales of the Inexpressible | 4.0 |
Silver Apples Silver Apples | 4.5 |
Sinai Beach Immersed | 2.0 |
Skream Skream! | 4.0 |
Skrillex My Name Is Skrillex | 3.0 |
Skrillex Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites | 3.0 |
Sky Eats Airplane Everything Perfect on the Wrong Day | 3.5 |
Slayer God Hates Us All | 3.5 |
Slayer Reign in Blood | 4.0 |
Sleigh Bells Sleigh Bells | 2.0 |
Slint Tweez | 3.5 |
Slint Slint | 4.0 |
Slint Spiderland | 5.0 |
Slipknot Slipknot | 1.5 |
Slipknot Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses | 3.0 |
Slowdive Souvlaki | 3.0 |
Snoop Dogg Doggystyle | 3.0 |
Sonic Youth Rather Ripped | 3.5 |
Sonic Youth Daydream Nation | 4.5 |
Sonic Youth Bad Moon Rising | 4.5 |
Sorne House of Stone | 4.0 |
Soulja Boy iSouljaBoyTellEm | 1.0 |
Soundtrack (Film) O Brother, Where Art Thou? | 4.5 |
Stars of the Lid The Tired Sounds of Stars of the Lid | 4.0 |
Stars of the Lid Avec Laudenum | 4.0 |
Stereos Stereos | 1.5 |
Streetlight Manifesto Everything Goes Numb | 4.0 |
Sufjan Stevens Michigan | 4.0 |
Sufjan Stevens Seven Swans | 4.0 |
Sufjan Stevens The Age of Adz | 4.0 |
Sufjan Stevens Illinois | 4.5 |
Sunn O))) ØØ Void | 3.0 |
Sunn O))) White2 | 3.5 |
Sunn O))) Flight of the Behemoth | 3.5 |
Sunn O))) White1 | 3.5 |
Sunn O))) Monoliths and Dimensions | 4.0 |
Swans Soundtracks for the Blind | 4.5 |
Swans The Seer | 4.5 |
Swarms Old Raves End | 4.0 |
Talk Talk Spirit of Eden | 4.0 |
Talk Talk Laughing Stock | 5.0 |
Talking Heads Remain in Light | 4.5 |
Tamaryn The Waves | 3.0 |
Tame Impala Innerspeaker | 3.5 |
Tame Impala Lonerism | 4.0 |
Tangerine Dream Phaedra | 4.0 |
Tera Melos Untitled | 4.0 |
Test Icicles For Screening Purposes Only | 4.0 |
The 69 Eyes Devils | 2.5 |
The Avalanches Since I Left You | 4.5 |
The Black Dahlia Murder Miasma | 3.5 |
The Blood Brothers This Adultery Is Ripe | 3.5 |
The Blood Brothers Crimes | 4.0 |
The Blood Brothers March On Electric Children | 4.0 |
The Blood Brothers ...Burn, Piano Island, Burn | 4.5 |
The Blood Brothers Young Machetes | 4.5 |
The Brian Jonestown Massacre Methodrone | 3.5 |
The Bug London Zoo | 4.5 |
The Clash London Calling | 4.5 |
The Devil Wears Prada Plagues | 1.5 |
The Dillinger Escape Plan Plagiarism | 2.0 |
The Dillinger Escape Plan Cursed, Unshaven and Misbehavin' | 2.0 |
Live albums are almost never worth the listen, and this one doesn't buck the trend. If you like indecipherable screams over bass so loud that it drowns out everything else, pick this up. |
The Dillinger Escape Plan The Dillinger Escape Plan | 2.5 |
The Dillinger Escape Plan Ire Works | 3.0 |
The Dillinger Escape Plan Miss Machine | 4.0 |
The Dillinger Escape Plan Irony Is a Dead Scene | 4.0 |
The Dillinger Escape Plan Option Paralysis | 4.0 |
The Dillinger Escape Plan Under the Running Board | 4.5 |
The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity | 5.0 |
The Fall of Troy In the Unlikely Event | 2.0 |
The Fall of Troy Manipulator | 3.5 |
The Fall of Troy Ghostship Demos | 4.0 |
The Fall of Troy Phantom on the Horizon | 4.0 |
The Fall of Troy The Fall of Troy | 4.5 |
The Fall of Troy Doppelganger | 4.5 |
The For Carnation Promised Works | 3.0 |
The For Carnation The For Carnation | 4.5 |
The Gaslight Anthem The '59 Sound | 4.0 |
The Great Redneck Hope Behold The Fuck Thunder | 3.0 |
The Great Redneck Hope 'Splosion | 3.0 |
The Jesus and Mary Chain Psychocandy | 2.0 |
Influence aside, Psychocandy is a genuinely bad album. Too lazily played to evoke any coherent feeling, too fuzzed out to articulate its melodies, and plagued by some truly inane lyrics ("I get ahead on my motorbike/I feel so quick in my leather boots/My mood is black when my jacket's on/And I'm in love with myself"), Psychocandy's only worth is that it inspired some of the greatest albums of all time (You're Living All Over Me, Loveless, etc.). |
The Locust Plague Soundscapes | 4.5 |
The Mars Volta Frances the Mute | 2.5 |
The Mars Volta The Bedlam in Goliath | 3.0 |
The Mars Volta Tremulant | 4.0 |
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium | 4.5 |
The Microphones The Glow Pt. 2 | 4.0 |
The National Boxer | 4.0 |
The National Alligator | 4.5 |
The Notorious B.I.G. Ready to Die | 4.0 |
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Put On Your Rosy Red Glasses | 3.5 |
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Nuclear. Sad. Nuclear. | 4.0 |
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Mongrel | 4.5 |
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Worse Than Alone | 4.5 |
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Don't You Fake It | 2.5 |
The Replacements Let It Be | 4.0 |
The Roots Things Fall Apart | 4.5 |
The Sawtooth Grin Pervavor | 2.5 |
The Sawtooth Grin Cuddlemonster | 4.0 |
The Shaggs Philosophy of the World | 2.0 |
The Shins Wincing the Night Away | 3.5 |
The Sound of Animals Fighting Tiger and the Duke | 3.5 |
The Tallest Man on Earth Shallow Grave | 3.5 |
The Tallest Man on Earth The Wild Hunt | 4.0 |
The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground & Nico | 4.5 |
The Weeknd House of Balloons | 3.0 |
The xx xx | 3.5 |
This Heat Deceit | 4.5 |
Tim Hecker Harmony in Ultraviolet | 4.0 |
Titus Andronicus The Monitor | 4.0 |
TNGHT TNGHT | 2.5 |
Tokio Hotel Scream | 2.0 |
Tom Waits Closing Time | 3.5 |
Tom Waits Mule Variations | 4.0 |
Tom Waits Rain Dogs | 4.5 |
Tom Waits Swordfishtrombones | 4.5 |
Tom Waits Bone Machine | 4.5 |
Tortoise Millions Now Living Will Never Die | 4.0 |
Trash Talk Plagues | 3.5 |
Trivium The Crusade | 2.0 |
Trophy Scars Hospital Music for the Aesthetics of Language | 3.5 |
TTNG Animals | 3.5 |
Tyler, the Creator Bastard | 4.0 |
UGK Ridin' Dirty | 3.5 |
Ultramagnetic MCs Critical Beatdown | 3.5 |
UNKLE Psyence Fiction | 4.0 |
Untold Gonna Work Out Fine | 3.5 |
Unwound Leaves Turn Inside You | 4.5 |
Venetian Snares Horse And Goat | 2.5 |
Venetian Snares Winter In The Belly Of A Snake | 3.0 |
Venetian Snares Rossz Csillag Allat Szuletett | 4.0 |
Venetian Snares Winnipeg Is A Frozen Shithole | 4.0 |
Venetian Snares Songs About My Cats | 4.0 |
Venetian Snares Doll Doll Doll | 4.5 |
One of the most violent and horrifying albums I've ever heard, Doll Doll Doll invites you into the mind of a child killer. Each song is filled to the brim with brain-melting breaks and disturbing samples guaranteed to make you squirm, and the icing on the cake is that each song packs more than just a high-bpm punch - they're also quite atmospheric. Frantic horns and sinister strings scream in and out of focus to great effect. To anyone who says that metal is the heaviest, darkest, most evil music out there, I recommend Doll Doll Doll. |
Volta Do Mar 03>98 | 3.5 |
Wait What the notorious xx | 3.5 |
Waking The Cadaver Perverse Recollections Of A Necromangler | 2.0 |
War from a Harlots Mouth Transmetropolitan | 3.5 |
Wilco Yankee Hotel Foxtrot | 3.5 |
Wild Nothing Gemini | 3.5 |
William Basinski The Disintegration Loops I | 4.5 |
Winds of Plague Decimate the Weak | 2.5 |
Wu-Tang Clan Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) | 5.0 |
Yuck Yuck | 3.5 |
Zammuto Zammuto | 3.0 |
Zelliack Noir Tone | 3.0 |