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A Day To Remember Homesick5.0
Aborted Goremageddon: The Saw and the Carnage...4.0
Aborted Coronary Reconstruction4.5
Aesop Rock None Shall Pass3.0
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Agorapocalypse4.0
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Frozen Corpse Stuffed With Dope5.0
All Shall Perish The Price of Existence2.5
Animosity Animal4.5
Annotations Of An Autopsy Before the Throne of Infection3.0
Annotations Of An Autopsy II: The Reign of Darkness3.0
Annotations Of An Autopsy Welcome To Sludge City4.0
Aphex Twin Come to Daddy3.5
Aphex Twin Drukqs4.0
Aphex Twin Richard D. James Album5.0
Arsis We Are the Nightmare2.5
Arsis Starve for the Devil3.5
Arsonists Get All the Girls Portals4.0
Attack Attack! Someday Came Suddenly2.5
B.o.B The Adventures of Bobby Ray4.5
Baroness Red Album4.0
Beck Mutations3.0
Beck Odelay3.5
Beck Mellow Gold3.5
Beck Guero3.5
Beck Sea Change5.0
Behemoth Demigod3.0
Between the Buried and Me The Great Misdirect4.5
Born of Osiris The New Reign3.0
Bring Me the Horizon Count Your Blessings2.0
Bring Me the Horizon Suicide Season4.0
brokeNCYDE BC 131.0
Brother Von Doom Relentless3.5
A few great, great songs, but overall bogged down by a lot of filler.
Burning Skies Greed.Filth.Abuse.Corruption3.5
Carnifex Dead in My Arms1.5
Carnifex The Diseased and Poisoned2.0
Cattle Decapitation The Harvest Floor4.0
Cavalera Conspiracy Inflikted2.0
Cephalic Carnage Anomalies4.0
Cephalic Carnage Xenosapien4.0
Conducting from the Grave When Legends Become Dust4.0
Converge Jane Doe3.5
Cynic Traced in Air4.5
Despised Icon The Ills Of Modern Man2.5
Devourment Unleash the Carnivore2.0
DoomThrone Skeleton Veiled in Flesh1.0
Dying Fetus War of Attrition3.0
Emmure The Respect Issue1.0
Facedowninshit Nothing Positive, Only Negative2.5
Fellsilent The Hidden Words3.0
Fellsilent almost completely tip off disbanded British math metal outfit Sikth. The catchy singing choruses are the only saving grace.
Fleshgod Apocalypse Oracles4.5
Fuck the Facts Stigmata High-Five3.5
Genghis Tron Dead Mountain Mouth3.0
Genghis Tron Cloak of Love3.5
Genghis Tron Board Up the House4.5
Gojira The Way of All Flesh4.5
He Is Legend It Hates You2.5
Hester Prynne The Goswell Divorce3.0
Hester Prynne is no doubt a group of kids who got into Death metal a few years ago, and really got into JFAC, Suicide Silence, and BDM. They got together and took thier favorite elements from these bands, combined them, and added in out-of-place hiphop/electronica elements that I'm sure they thought was really innovative. Either way a lot of the songs on this disc come together nicely and end up being good for a listen or two. Noteworthy tracks include Leeann Legore, which has a quick instrumental of softly played guitars leading into a predictable but effective breakdown; Bad for Business which sits square in the middle of the album and provides and awkward and some what random seeming hip hop-esque electronica instrumental; All Roads Lead to Hell which starts off with a gimmicky "Break, break, break your'e fucking neck" vocal intro which I'm sure will be used effectively in their live show to boost the crowd; and their strongest track overall, That Night a Forest Grew, which come together with generic but effective riffs and BDM flourishes sprinkled through out, a gimmicky synth riff melding into a guitar riff, and a strangely catchy chorus. Offering more then just chug-chug riffs, Hester Prynne contains some fun Deathcore that takes the genre no where that it hasn't been before, but does it nicely and entertainingly. If you hate Deathcore, you'll hate this album. If you like Deathcore, you may find enjoyment from this Disc, but don't expect to find anything groundbreaking.
High on Fire Death Is This Communion4.0
Hollywood Undead Swan Songs1.0
HORSE the band R. Borlax4.0
HORSE the band Desperate Living4.5
I See Stars 3D3.5
I Set My Friends On Fire You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter4.0
Indricothere Indricothere4.5
Infested 1000 Doors2.5
Iron And Wine The Shepherd's Dog3.0
Iron And Wine Our Endless Numbered Days4.5
Iwrestledabearonce Iwrestledabearonce2.0
Iwrestledabearonce It's All Happening2.5
It's hard to write innovative metal when your'e writing inside of a formula. They already
used a goofy noise to lead into a chug-chug breakdown on Taste Like Kevin Bacon, and the
jazzy soft parts got old quick after almost every song. It reminds me of that kid in school
who seeks attention by making loud noises and rapid arm movements, and at first, the class
buys into it, but after days of the same thing, it's old, and its over. IWABO uses gimmicks
as a crutch in their new disc 'It's All Happening', and ultimately, at the end of the
listen,I just found my self asking, "What were they trying to do with this record?".
Jay-Z The Blueprint 33.0
Jesu Why Are We Not Perfect?4.0
Job For A Cowboy Demo 20042.0
Job For A Cowboy Genesis3.0
Job For A Cowboy Doom4.0
Job For A Cowboy Ruination4.0
Without a doubt JFAC's best, they continue to further themselves from their initial Doom
sound and instead refine the Genesis sound to a deadly sharp point. Much more technical
sounding riffs, perhaps thanks to new guitarist and former Despised Icon axman Al Glassman,
and solid drumming from Jon 'The Charn' Rice. Ruination is easily one of the best Death
records of 2009 so far. However, through out the album it feels as if the riffs are
competing with Jonny Davy's vocals for your attention, creating a clashing and unorganized
sound. Overlooking that problem, Ruination is a must have for 2009 for any Death Metal fan.
Kanye West The College Dropout4.5
Kanye West 808s and Heartbreak5.0
Kid Cudi Man on the Moon: The End of Day4.0
La Roux La Roux3.0
Lady Gaga The Fame Monster5.0
Landmine Marathon Rusted Eyes Awake3.5
Lights The Listening2.5
Lmfao Party Rock3.5
Mastodon Call of the Mastodon4.0
Mastodon Remission4.5
Mastodon Leviathan4.5
Mastodon Blood Mountain4.5
Mastodon Crack the Skye5.0
Miley Cyrus The Time of Our Lives4.0
Napalm Death Scum3.5
Opeth Blackwater Park4.5
P.O.S Never Better5.0
Pig Destroyer 38 Counts of Battery4.0
Pig Destroyer Terrifyer4.5
Pig Destroyer Phantom Limb4.5
Pig Destroyer Prowler in the Yard5.0
Protest the Hero Kezia4.0
Protest the Hero Fortress4.5
Psyopus Odd Senses4.0
Skeletonwitch Beyond the Permafrost4.0
Sky Eats Airplane Everything Perfect on the Wrong Day1.5
Soilent Green Inevitable Collapse in the Presence of C4.0
Suicide Silence The Cleansing3.0
The Acacia Strain 37502.5
The Acacia Strain The Dead Walk4.0
The Acacia Strain Continent5.0
The Black Dahlia Murder A Cold-Blooded Epitaph2.0
The Black Dahlia Murder Unhallowed2.5
The Black Dahlia Murder Miasma3.0
The Black Dahlia Murder Deflorate4.0
The Black Dahlia Murder Nocturnal4.5
The Boy Will Drown Fetish4.5
The Chariot Wars and Rumors of Wars2.5
The Dillinger Escape Plan Under the Running Board3.5
The Dillinger Escape Plan Irony Is a Dead Scene3.5
The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity4.5
The Dillinger Escape Plan Miss Machine4.5
The Dillinger Escape Plan Ire Works4.5
The Faceless Akeldama4.5
The Faceless Planetary Duality4.5
The Irish Front Universe1.0
The Red Chord Prey for Eyes3.0
The Red Chord Fused Together in Revolving Doors4.0
Thy Art Is Murder Infinite Death3.0
Waking The Cadaver Perverse Recollections Of A Necromangler1.0
Warbringer One by One the Wicked Fall3.0
Warbringer War Without End3.5
Whitechapel This Is Exile2.5
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