| (hed) p.e. Only In Amerika | 2.0 |
| (WOMB) Witches | 3.5 |
| ...And The Earth Swarmed With Them The Fading Voice of the Old Era Speaks to Us, But | 4.0 |
| I'm longboarding through a melancholy forest as I speak. My hoodie up, earbuds in, cold wind blowing, post rock crescendos are twittering through my ears as I stand to appreciate nature in it's finest. Untainted by the near worthless cretins known as humans, the water is still, the squirrels interact with one another, dogs shitting all over the place. This is a moment of tranquility that not even Cthulhu could interrupt. |
| 1-800-Sauron Parrots | 3.5 |
| Would have rated this higher but the blatant parrot nationalism displayed on this record starts to detract from the brilliant musical aspects. Parrot supremacy views aside, this has some great riffs and some screeching howls to die for. Songwriting is varied and compelling, it has plenty of solos, blastbeats and psychedelic textures but the rampant gang vocals shouting PARROR POWER!!! could be toned down a bit. |
| 10 Years Killing All That Holds You | 3.0 |
| 1000 Funerals Portrait Of A Dream | 3.5 |
| 12 Stones 12 Stones | 3.0 |
| 1905 Voice | 4.0 |
| 1997 On The Run | 3.5 |
| 2Pac Greatest Hits | 3.5 |
| 3 Wake Pig | 4.0 |
| 3 Inches of Blood Fire Up The Blades | 2.5 |
| 30 Seconds to Mars A Beautiful Lie | 3.5 |
| 311 Evolver | 3.0 |
| 311 Transistor | 3.5 |
| 311 311 | 3.5 |
| 36 Crazyfists The Tide and Its Takers | 1.5 |
| 36 Crazyfists A Snow Capped Romance | 3.5 |
| 45 Grave 45 Grave | 3.5 |
| A Day To Remember For Those Who Have Heart | 3.5 |
| A Day To Remember Homesick | 1.5 |
| A Day To Remember What Separates Me From You | 2.0 |
| A Death Cinematic Epochs Shifting Out Of Time | 3.5 |
| A Forest of Stars A Shadowplay for Yesterdays | 3.5 |
| A Life Once Lost Hunter | 3.0 |
| A Light In The Dark Sweet Dreams | 5.0 |
| A Perfect Circle Mer de Noms | 4.0 |
| A Perfect Circle aMOTION | 3.5 |
| A Perfect Circle eMOTIVe | 3.0 |
| A Perfect Circle Thirteenth Step | 4.0 |
| A Place to Bury Strangers Exploding Head | 3.0 |
| A Place to Bury Strangers Onwards To The Wall | 3.5 |
| A Static Lullaby Faso Latido | 1.5 |
| A Static Lullaby ...And Don't Forget to Breathe | 3.5 |
| A Static Lullaby A Static Lullaby | 3.5 |
| A Static Lullaby Rattlesnake! | 4.0 |
| A Sunny Day In Glasgow Ashes Grammar | 3.5 |
| A Sunny Day In Glasgow Autumn, Again | 3.5 |
| A Whisper in the Noise Dry Land | 3.5 |
| Aakon Keetreh Dans La Foret | 4.0 |
| Abandon All Ships Geeving | 5.0 |
| GO FUCK YOURSELVES YOU CRYBABIES |
| ABBA ABBA Gold | 3.0 |
| Abigail Williams Legend | 2.0 |
| Abigail Williams In the Shadow of a Thousand Suns | 2.0 |
| Abigail's Ghost d_letion | 3.5 |
| Abney Park Lost Horizons | 4.0 |
| Absentia Lunae Historia Nobis Assentietvr | 3.0 |
| Absu Tara | 3.5 |
| Absurd [GER] Der Fünfzehnjährige Krieg | 3.5 |
| Absurd/Grand Belial's Key/Sigrblot Weltenfeind | 3.5 |
| Accept Balls To The Wall | 3.5 |
| Adema Planets | 1.0 |
| Adema Adema | 2.0 |
| AFI Sing the Sorrow | 4.5 |
| After the Burial Rareform | 3.0 |
| Afterlives A Ticking Clock I Couldn't Stop | 2.5 |
| Agalloch Pale Folklore | 4.0 |
| Agalloch Ashes Against the Grain | 4.5 |
| Agalloch The White | 3.5 |
| Agalloch The Mantle | 3.5 |
| Agalloch The Grey | 3.5 |
| Agalloch Of Stone, Wind, and Pillor | 3.5 |
| Agalloch Marrow of the Spirit | 3.5 |
| You know at first I was like this wasn't quite good but then after like a few more listens I began to appreciate the album for what it was and realized it was fucking super duper. The heavier parts are teh krieg. 5/5 |
| Agalloch Faustian Echoes | 3.0 |
| Aghast (Norway) Hexerei Im Zwielicht der Finsternis | 4.0 |
| Agnostic Front Victim In Pain | 4.0 |
| Agnostic Front Warriors | 3.5 |
| Agrypnie 16[485] | 3.5 |
| Agua de Annique Air | 4.0 |
| Ahab Call Of The Wretched Sea | 2.5 |
| Aidan Baker Already Drowning | 4.0 |
| Aiden Our Gangs Dark Oath | 1.0 |
| Aiden Rain In Hell | 1.0 |
| Ain Soph Kshatriya | 3.5 |
| Air Formation Nothing to Wish For (Nothing to Lose) | 4.0 |
| Air Tycoon Winter Purple | 3.5 |
| Airs Love Will Tear Us Apart | 3.0 |
| Akitsa La Grande Infamie | 2.0 |
| Alcest Souvenirs d'un autre Monde | 4.0 |
| Alcest Ecailles De Lune | 3.5 |
| Alcest Les Voyages De L Ame | 5.0 |
| I cut my throat and it produces a sensual downpour of crimson melancholy upon this earth |
| Alchemist Tripsis | 4.0 |
| Alice in Chains Alice in Chains | 3.5 |
| Alien Ant Farm ANThology | 3.0 |
| Alkaline Trio Agony and Irony | 3.5 |
| Alkaline Trio Good Mourning | 3.5 |
| Alkaline Trio Crimson | 4.0 |
| Alkaline Trio This Addiction | 2.5 |
| Alkaline Trio My Shame Is True | 4.0 |
| All India Radio All India Radio (Expanded Edition) | 4.0 |
| All My Faith Lost The Hours | 4.0 |
| All Shall Perish Awaken The Dreamers | 3.0 |
| All That Remains The Fall of Ideals | 3.0 |
| All That Remains This Darkened Heart | 3.0 |
| All That Remains Overcome | 2.0 |
| Allison Weiss Say What You Mean | 4.5 |
| Altar of Plagues White Tomb | 2.0 |
| Altar of Plagues Mammal | 1.0 |
| Altar of Plagues Teethed Glory and Injury | 1.0 |
| Amanda Palmer Who Killed Amanda Palmer? | 4.0 |
| Amber Asylum Still Point | 4.0 |
| Amber Daybreak Sentinels | 4.0 |
| Amber Pacific Truth In Sincerity | 1.0 |
| American Football American Football | 4.0 |
| Amesoeurs Ruines Humaines | 3.5 |
| Amesoeurs Amesoeurs | 3.5 |
| Amestigon Sun of All Suns | 3.5 |
| Amon Amarth With Oden On Our Side | 4.0 |
| Amon Amarth Twilight Of The Thunder God | 3.5 |
| Amon Amarth Thor Arise | 3.5 |
| Super underrated. Imagine Amon Amarth kicking ass and taking names but with rawer production. Yeah.....do you need any other explanation to check this out? We know Mr. Brien C Stevenson is a little punk bitch.... |
| Amon Amarth Surtur Rising | 3.0 |
| Let's promote the savage internet beating of Babyss. And by internet beating I mean a lethal barrage of harrowing insults so as to avoid legal ramifications of the internet. Fuck yourself Babyss, your credibility is shot and im taking you down piece by piece for calling Amon Amarth mediocre. rAlbum slays, it's classic Amon Amarth with a few new tricks up their sleeve. Album is heavier, more dynamic, and less commercial than their predecessor, not too mention super epic. Songwriting is catchy, as per usual, and random synth lines and System of a Down covers cannot detract from the records awesomeness. THOSE SOLOS MAN... Who needs to drown on the pity party, Amon Amarth is here. get the album. Dont be a faggot like Babyss who im going to troll furthermore until his eventual resignation. |
| Amorphis Silent Waters | 3.5 |
| Amorphis Skyforger | 2.0 |
| Amputation Slaughtered in the Arms of God | 3.5 |
| Ana Never Small Years | 4.0 |
| Anaal Nathrakh In the Constellation of the Black Widow | 1.5 |
| Anacrusis Screams and Whispers | 4.0 |
| Analena Inconstantinopolis | 3.0 |
| Anathema Eternity | 4.0 |
| Anberlin New Surrender | 2.5 |
| Ancient Wargod When Darkness Rises.... | 3.0 |
| Andy McKee Art of Motion | 4.5 |
| Angtoria God Has A Plan For Us All | 2.5 |
| Anguished Cold | 3.0 |
| Hot tattooed finnish lady cloaked in nothing but corpse paint and bullet belts singing about satan. They say there's somebody for everybody. I believe it now. Her voice is as heavenly as an angel and her guitar melodies reminisce of Sigur Ros. Such magnificent prose for a debut. |
| Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion | 1.0 |
| Anji Cheung Ghosts of Dead Lords | 4.0 |
| Anna Abreu Just a Pretty Face? | 5.0 |
| Anna Phoebe Rise Of A Warrior | 3.0 |
| Antimatter Planetary Confinement | 4.0 |
| Antioch Arrow Gems of Masochism | 3.0 |
| Anubis Gate Andromeda Unchained | 1.0 |
| Apathy Eastern Philosophy | 3.0 |
| Apocalyptica Worlds Collide | 3.5 |
| Apocalyptica Apocalyptica | 4.0 |
| Araabmuzik Electronic Dream | 3.5 |
| Arcade Fire Funeral | 4.0 |
| Arcade Fire Neon Bible | 4.0 |
| Arcade Fire The Suburbs | 3.5 |
| Arcana Coelestia Le mirage de l’idéal | 3.5 |
| Arch Enemy Wages of Sin | 3.5 |
| Archgoat Angelslaying Black Fucking Metal | 3.0 |
| Archgoat The Light-Devouring Darkness | 3.5 |
| Archgoat Heavenly Vulva (Christ's Last Rites) | 3.5 |
| Arctique Circles Golden Gloom | 4.0 |
| Arcturus The Sham Mirrors | 4.0 |
| Arcturus La Masquerade Infernale | 4.0 |
| Arghoslent Hornets of the Pogrom | 3.5 |
| Arghoslent/Martial Barrage Send Forth The Best Ye Breed | 3.0 |
| Arkona Ot Serdtsa K Nebu | 3.5 |
| The best folk metal album of 2008? Quite possibly, this band recently caught my eye with a lot of sponsorship seeming to catch me at every turn in the road. Fortunately all the mag raves and such turn out to be true. Arkona's music can be described as epic Russian folk metal, bolstered by the workhouse and frontwoman, Marsha Scream. She sings, screams, and chants in her native tounge delivering a lethal dose of energy to the highly melodic yet aggressive metal bite. She alos composes all of the music, man this lady is busy. The music sounds like Eluveite, in structure anyways. Solos, crushing guitars, Russian folk instruments, and compelling atmosphere, the only con would be the length and there tends to be a few filler tracks. Brutal, melodic, and always entertaining this is one of my favorite records i've heard in 2008 and I urge others to check it out. Fuckin metal. |
| Arms and Sleepers Matador | 4.0 |
| Army Of The Pharaohs Ritual Of Battle | 5.0 |
| Army Of The Pharaohs The Torture Papers | 3.5 |
| Army Of The Pharaohs The Unholy Terror | 3.5 |
| A worthy follow up to Ritual Of Battle although initially dissapointed. Strong performances and killer beats galore. However, the loss of Chief Kamachi was a killer blow. |
| Artesia Chants d Automne | 3.5 |
| ARTS Thousand Wounds Of War | 3.0 |
| As Blood Runs Black Allegiance | 1.0 |
| As I Lay Dying Shadows Are Security | 3.0 |
| As I Lay Dying Frail Words Collapse | 3.0 |
| As I Lay Dying An Ocean Between Us | 3.0 |
| ASAP Rocky LongLiveA$AP | 3.0 |
| asbestoscape asbestoscape | 4.5 |
| Ascend Ample Fire Within | 3.5 |
| Asgard To A Golden Age | 4.0 |
| Ash Borer Ash Borer | 1.0 |
| Ash Ketchum Growing Up Is Giving Up | 5.0 |
| Ashbury Heights Take Cair Paramour | 3.0 |
| Ashes Divide Keep Telling Myself It's Alright | 3.5 |
| Asianova Burning The Blue Skies Black | 4.0 |
| Askival Eternity | 2.5 |
| Asobi Seksu Hush | 4.0 |
| Assembly of Light Assembly of Light | 4.5 |
| Astra The Weirding | 3.5 |
| Astreal Fragments Of The Same Dead Star | 4.0 |
| Astronautalis This Is Our Science | 3.5 |
| At the Drive-In Relationship of Command | 3.5 |
| Atheist Unquestionable Presence | 3.0 |
| Atmosphere When Life Gives You Lemons... | 3.5 |
| Atmosphere To All My Friends, Blood Makes The Blade Holy | 3.0 |
| Atmosphere The Family Sign | 2.5 |
| Atreyu The Curse | 2.5 |
| Atreyu Best Of Atreyu | 2.0 |
| Atreyu Lead Sails Paper Anchor | 1.5 |
| Atrium Carceri Ptahil | 4.0 |
| Atticus Ross The Book Of Eli OST | 4.0 |
| Au Revoir Simone Still Night, Still Light | 3.5 |
| August Burns Red Messengers | 2.5 |
| Aussitot Mort Nagykanizsa | 3.5 |
| Autism The Crawling Chaos | 1.5 |
| Autopsy Severed Survival | 4.0 |
| Autopsy Mental Funeral | 4.5 |
| Autumn Leaves As Night Conquers Day | 4.0 |
| Avantasia The Scarecrow | 1.5 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Waking the Fallen | 4.0 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Avenged Sevenfold | 3.0 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Nightmare | 3.0 |
| Pretty sure I rated this a 3.5, oh well, maybe Casper the friendly ghost is dicking around with my music ratings. |
| Avrigus The Secret Kingdom | 3.0 |
| Ayr Eternal Sustain | 3.5 |
| Azure Ray Hold On Love | 3.5 |
| Azure Ray November | 3.5 |
| Bad Life The Day You Die | 3.5 |
| Bad Religion Stranger Than Fiction | 3.5 |
| Baphomet (NY) The Dead Shall Inherit | 3.0 |
| Barbarians Dawn Of Brotherhood | 3.0 |
| Barn Owl V | 3.5 |
| Baroness Blue Record | 1.0 |
| Basilisk Vintyrhell | 3.5 |
| Bass Communion Loss | 3.5 |
| Bastard Controled in the Frame | 4.0 |
| Bat For Lashes Two Suns | 3.0 |
| Bathory Twilight of the Gods | 3.5 |
| Bathory Blood Fire Death | 4.5 |
| Battlelore Evernight | 3.0 |
| Battles Mirrored | 3.5 |
| Bayside Bayside | 3.5 |
| Be'lakor The Frail Tide | 3.0 |
| Be'lakor Stone's Reach | 3.5 |
| Beach House Teen Dream | 4.0 |
| Beastie Boys Ill Communication | 3.5 |
| Beautiful Lunar Landscape Alone in This Dark Romantic Night | 4.0 |
| Before The Dawn Soundscape Of Silence | 3.0 |
| Behemoth Demigod | 2.5 |
| Beherit The Oath Of Black Blood | 4.0 |
| Believer Gabriel | 3.0 |
| Beloved Failure On | 3.0 |
| Benn Jordan Louisiana Mourning | 4.0 |
| Better Music Magnvm Opvs | 5.0 |
| Between the Buried and Me Alaska | 3.5 |
| Between the Buried and Me Colors | 3.5 |
| Between the Buried and Me The Great Misdirect | 4.0 |
| Birkenau In The Falling Snow | 3.5 |
| Bizarre Uproar Lily The Flesh | 3.5 |
| Bjork Homogenic | 5.0 |
| Bjork Vespertine | 4.0 |
| Bjork Post | 4.5 |
| Bjork Debut | 4.0 |
| Bjork Medúlla | 3.5 |
| Black Autumn Rivers of Dead Leaves | 3.5 |
| Black Boned Angel Verdun | 4.0 |
| Black Boned Angel The Witch Must Be Killed | 3.5 |
| Black Boned Angel The End | 4.5 |
| Black Comedy Instigator | 3.5 |
| Black Fag Black Fag | 3.0 |
An entertaining cover group for the obvious Black Flag. Everything instrumentally and vocally seems to be intact with the traditional Black Flag with some glaring exceptions. For starters Black Flag's infamous bar code symbol was painted rainbow colors over the straight black finish. Another aspect is the stage names the band goes by. Liberache Morris, Greg Streishand, Cher Dykeowski, and Robo Simmons deliver some of Black Flag's greatest hits in a very gay way. Like one of the standouts from Damaged, Six Pack, was given a rainbow makeover featuring the terrible but hilarious lispy vocals of Liberache. Some of the lyrics have been re-interpreted to fit the new meaning the band holds. If you like Black Flag and/or music with a sense of humor you should give this a spin.
SUPERRRRRR CEREALLLLL!!! |
| Black Flag Damaged | 4.5 |
| Black Flag My War | 4.0 |
| Black Flag Slip It In | 4.0 |
| Black Forest/Black Sea Black Forest/Black Sea | 4.5 |
| Black Math Horseman Wyllt | 4.0 |
| Black Mountain Wilderness Heart | 4.0 |
| Black Mountain Transmitter Black Goat Of The Woods | 3.5 |
| Black September The Forbidden Gates Beyond | 2.5 |
| Black Sun Empire Lights And Wires | 3.5 |
| Black Tape for a Blue Girl A Chaos of Desire | 4.0 |
| Aside from Istaros rating the whole discography a 1, a Chaos of Desire is an incredible album from this criminally underrated group. Neo-classical, ambient, and gothic styles are merged with ethereal female vocals and dark atmospheric keyboards for a calming listen. |
| Black Tape for a Blue Girl This Lush Garden Within | 4.0 |
| Black Tide Light From Above | 1.0 |
| Blackfilm Blackfilm | 4.5 |
| Blacklisted Heavier Than Heaven, Lonelier Than God | 4.0 |
| Bleed The Dream Built By Blood | 3.5 |
| Bleed The Dream Awake | 3.0 |
| Bleeding Through Declaration | 3.5 |
| Bleeding Through This Is Love, This Is Murderous | 3.5 |
| Bleeding Through The Great Fire | 3.5 |
| Blessthefall Awakening | 2.5 |
| Blind Eye Era Blind Eye Era | 2.5 |
| Blind Guardian Somewhere Far Beyond | 4.0 |
| Blindside Silence | 3.5 |
| Blindside Blindside | 3.5 |
| Blindside About A Burning Fire | 3.5 |
| blink-182 Enema of the State | 3.5 |
| blink-182 Take Off Your Pants and Jacket | 3.0 |
| Blonde Redhead 23 | 4.0 |
| Blondie Parallel Lines | 5.0 |
| Blood Box Funeral In An Empty Room | 4.0 |
| Blood of Kingu De Occulta Philosophia | 4.0 |
| Blood Of The Black Owl A Feral Spirit | 4.0 |
| Blood Stain Child Mozaiq | 1.0 |
| Bloodthorn In the Shadow of Your Black Wings | 1.0 |
| Bloody Panda Summon | 3.5 |
| Blue Sky Black Death Late Night Cinema | 4.5 |
| Blue Sky Black Death Slow Burning Lights | 4.0 |
| Blue Sky Black Death Third Party | 3.5 |
| SHOEGAZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Blue Sky Black Death NOIR | 3.5 |
| 20 minutes ago I wasn't even thinking about Blue Sky Black Death and right now my ears are being orally caressed with the sweet mellow sounds of NOIR. oh.......the piano and synths are just fellating my ears.and my johnson. |
| Blutengel Child of Glass | 3.5 |
| Boatrocker Delicious Jams | 4.0 |
| Bodies of Water Twist Again | 4.0 |
| Bohren & Der Club of Gore Black Earth | 4.0 |
| Bolt Thrower War Master | 4.0 |
| Bolt Thrower The IVth Crusade | 3.5 |
| Bolt Thrower Those Once Loyal | 5.0 |
| Bomb the Music Industry! Vacation | 1.5 |
| Bon Iver Bon Iver | 1.0 |
| Bone Awl Night's Middle | 3.0 |
| Bone Fragments Dark Amusement | 4.0 |
| Bonobo Black Sands | 2.5 |
| Book of Black Earth Horoskopus | 3.0 |
| Book Of Sand How Beautiful to Walk Free | 2.0 |
| Boris BXI | 3.5 |
| Boris / Joe Volk Split | 3.5 |
| Borknagar The Olden Domain | 3.5 |
| Bosse-de-Nage III | 3.0 |
| Botch We Are the Romans | 4.0 |
| Boysetsfire The Misery Index: Notes From The Plague | 4.0 |
| Boysetsfire After The Eulogy | 4.0 |
| Brain Drill Apocalyptic Feasting | 1.0 |
| Brand New Deja Entendu | 4.0 |
| Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me | 2.5 |
| Like scraping my penis with a cheese grater. |
| Branikald Frost Vision | 3.5 |
| Brave Monuments | 4.0 |
| Braveyoung We Are Lonely Animals | 4.0 |
| Braveyoung Will The Dust Praise You | 3.5 |
| Breaking Benjamin We Are Not Alone | 3.0 |
| Brian Eno Ambient 1: Music For Airports | 4.5 |
| Bright Eyes Cassadaga | 4.0 |
| Bring Me The Horizon Count Your Blessings | 1.5 |
| Bring Me The Horizon Suicide Season | 1.0 |
| Britney Spears Circus | 3.0 |
| Broken Social Scene You Forgot It In People | 4.0 |
| Brother/Ghost Black Ice | 4.0 |
| Bruno Mars Doo-Wops & Hooligans | 3.0 |
| Can't stop singing along to Grenade although I would never stand in front of a train or put my hand on a blade for anybody. |
| Brutality Ruins of Humans | 3.5 |
| BT These Hopeful Machines | 4.0 |
| Bullet For My Valentine The Poison | 3.0 |
| Bullet For My Valentine Scream, Aim, Fire | 1.5 |
| Bullets In Madison We Became Your Family When You Died | 4.0 |
| Burial Untrue | 2.0 |
| Burial (US) Loss of Life | 3.5 |
| Burial Hex Initiations | 4.0 |
| Burial Hex/Zola Jesus Split | 3.5 |
| Burn In Silence Angel Maker | 3.5 |
| Bury Your Dead Cover Your Tracks | 2.5 |
| Bury Your Dead It's Nothing Personal | 1.0 |
| Burzum Hvis Lyset Tar Oss | 4.0 |
| Burzum Dauði Baldrs | 2.5 |
| Burzum Belus | 3.0 |
| Burzum Fallen | 3.0 |
| Caina Temporary Antennae | 4.0 |
| Calabrese The Traveling Vampire Show | 4.5 |
| Calabrese Dayglo Necros | 3.0 |
| Caliban The Undying Darkness | 3.0 |
| Caliban The Opposite From Within | 3.5 |
| Caliban The Awakening | 3.0 |
| Caliban Say Hello to Tragedy | 3.5 |
| Caliban is back baby. In 2009, these German metalcore fiends have delivered their most consistent album since 2004's The Opposite From Within. Featuring the typical Caliban formula, the dudes bust out some new moves resulting in a fresh and hip new facelift for scene kids all over. They solo now, they play piano, and they bust out some black metallish behavior in Love Song. Not for sputnik faggots who suck the cocks of Converge or Botch. |
| Caliban I Am Nemesis | 2.5 |
I'm going to be honest, I am quite dissapointed with this. It's not bad by any means, just incredibly dull. |
| Calico System They Live | 3.0 |
| Callenish Circle Pitch.Black.Effects | 3.5 |
| Camera Obscura My Maudlin Career | 4.0 |
| Candle Eater Love Lust | 3.0 |
| Candy Hearts Everything's Amazing and Nobody's Happy | 3.0 |
| Cant Bear This Party Ain't No Princess | 3.5 |
| Carissa's Wierd Songs About Leaving | 3.5 |
| Carissa's Wierd Tucson | 3.5 |
| Two incredible new jams from this ....SLOWCORE outfit...Gosh I've always wanted to say that. |
| Carly Simon Coming Around Again | 5.0 |
| Carpathian Isolation | 4.0 |
| Carthage Salt The Earth | 1.0 |
| Case Studies This is Another Life | 3.5 |
| Catamenia Location:COLD | 2.0 |
| Catherine Wheel Chrome | 4.5 |
| Cathis Ord Demo | 3.5 |
| Caust Mass Graves (We Would Be Better Off) | 3.5 |
| Celestia Archaenae Perfectii (L'arche arcane des parfaits) | 3.0 |
| Celestiial Celestiial / Blood of the Black Owl | 2.0 |
| Celph Titled The Gatalog: A Collection of Chaos | 3.5 |
| Celtic Frost To Mega Therion | 3.5 |
| Cemetary An Evil Shade of Grey | 3.5 |
| Cemetery (US) Demo 2011 | 4.0 |
| Ceremony [Noise Pop] Rocket Fire | 4.0 |
| Chapterhouse Blood Music | 3.5 |
| Charlotte Sometimes Waves And The Both Of Us | 3.5 |
| Chelsea Wolfe Ἀποκάλυψις | 4.0 |
| Chelsea Wolfe A Tribute to Rudimentary Peni | 3.5 |
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| Cher Take Me Home | 1.0 |
| Chevelle Wonder What's Next | 3.5 |
| Chevelle This Type of Thinking (Could Do Us In) | 4.0 |
| Chiasm Reform | 3.5 |
| Child Actor Victory | 3.5 |
| Children of Bodom Blooddrunk | 2.5 |
| Children of Bodom Follow the Reaper | 3.0 |
| Chimaira Impossibility of Reason | 3.5 |
| Chimaira Chimaira | 3.5 |
| Chiodos All's Well That Ends Well | 1.0 |
| Chthonic Mirror Of Retribution | 1.0 |
| Church of Misery Houses of the Unholy | 3.5 |
| Cinema Strange Cinema Strange | 4.0 |
| Circle Takes The Square As the Roots Undo | 5.0 |
| Circle Takes The Square Rites of Initiation | 3.5 |
| Clair Cassis Clair Cassis II | 3.5 |
| Clandestine Blaze Fist of the Northern Destroyer | 4.0 |
| Clandestine Blaze Falling Monuments | 3.5 |
| Cliff Martinez Drive | 4.5 |
| Cloud Cult Light Chasers | 3.5 |
| cLOUDDEAD cLOUDDEAD | 4.0 |
| Clubroot II - MMX | 3.5 |
| Coalesce OX | 3.5 |
| Coaltar Of The Deepers The Visitors From Deepspace | 4.0 |
| Cobalt Gin | 3.5 |
| Cobra Starship Hot Mess | 3.0 |
| Cocteau Twins Treasure | 3.5 |
| Coffins Coffins / The Arm and Sword of a Bastard God | 3.5 |
| Coheed and Cambria Year of the Black Rainbow | 3.0 |
| Colbie Caillat Breakthrough | 5.0 |
| Cold Body Radiation The Great White Emptiness | 4.0 |
| Coldplay A Rush of Blood to the Head | 3.5 |
| Coldplay Viva La Vida | 3.5 |
| Coldworld Melancholie | 4.5 |
| Coliseum House With A Curse | 3.5 |
| Collide These Eyes Before | 3.0 |
| Combichrist Today We Are All Demons | 4.0 |
| Combichrist Making Monsters | 2.5 |
| Comeback Kid Broadcasting | 2.0 |
| Comeback Kid Wake The Dead | 3.5 |
| Conqueror War Cult Supremacy | 3.0 |
| Consent Conception | 3.5 |
| Constants If Tomorrow the War | 3.5 |
| Consummatum Est Funeral Procession | 2.5 |
| Continents. ...and silence anchored our feet in granite | 2.5 |
| zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
| Converge Axe to Fall | 4.0 |
| I havent even heard the album yet but what's one more soundoff to the pile? |
| Convulse World Without God | 4.5 |
| Cradle of Filth Nymphetamine | 3.0 |
| Cradle of Filth Vempire or Dark Fairytales in Phallustei | 3.5 |
| Cradle of Filth Thornography | 2.0 |
| Cradle of Filth Darkly, Darkly, Venus Aversa | 1.0 |
| Cradle of Filth Midian | 3.0 |
| Cranes Wings of Joy | 4.5 |
| Cremation Lily Cremation Lily II | 3.5 |
| Cremation Lily Cremation Lily | 3.5 |
| Cremation Lily Infant | 3.5 |
| Crematory Pray | 2.5 |
| Crimfall As the Path Unfolds... | 3.0 |
| Crippled Black Phoenix I, Vigilante | 4.0 |
| Crossfade Crossfade | 2.5 |
| Crusader No Remorse II | 3.0 |
| Cryptborn In The Grasp of the Starving Dead | 3.5 |
| Crystal Castles Crystal Castles II | 4.5 |
| Crystal Castles Crystal Castles III | 4.0 |
| Cubones Brigade Train And Destroy | 4.5 |
| CunninLynguists Oneirology | 3.5 |
| Current 93 All the Pretty Little Horses | 4.5 |
| Current 93 Aleph At Hallucinatory Mountain | 4.0 |
| Current 93 Dogs Blood Rising | 5.0 |
| Current 93 Swastikas For Noddy | 5.0 |
| Current 93 Nature Unveiled | 4.5 |
| D Creation Silent Echoes | 1.0 |
| Daath Shadow Crowns For Kings | 3.0 |
| Dads American Radass (this is important) | 3.0 |
| Dagda Mor This Sun For Europe | 3.5 |
| Dagda Mor The Border of the Light | 4.0 |
| Dalek Absence | 3.5 |
| Damaar Triumph Through Spears Of Sacrilege | 3.5 |
| Damian Valles Bow Echoes | 3.0 |
| Dan Deacon Bromst | 3.0 |
| Danger Mouse and Sparklehorse Dark Night of the Soul | 4.0 |
| DangerDoom The Mouse And The Mask | 5.0 |
| Danko Jones Never Too Loud | 3.5 |
| Danzig Danzig III: How The Gods Kill | 4.5 |
| Danzig Danzig II: Lucifuge | 5.0 |
| Danzig Danzig | 3.5 |
| Danzig Danzig 4p | 3.5 |
| Danzig 6:66 Satans Child | 4.0 |
| Danzig Deth Red Sabaoth | 4.5 |
| Dark Age Minus Exitus | 2.0 |
| Dark Age Acedia | 3.0 |
| Dark Ages Chronicle of the Plague | 3.5 |
| Dark Ages Twilight of Europe | 4.0 |
| Dark Castle Spirited Migration | 3.0 |
| Dark Fortress Eidolon | 2.0 |
| Dark Funeral Attero Totus Sanctus | 1.5 |
| Dark Lunacy The Diarist | 2.0 |
| Dark Sanctuary De Lumiere Et D'Obscurite | 3.5 |
| Dark Sanctuary Dark Sanctuary | 4.0 |
| Dark Sanctuary Les Mèmoires Blessèes | 4.0 |
| Dark The Suns All Ends In Silence | 2.5 |
| Dark Tranquillity Character | 4.0 |
| Dark Tranquillity Fiction | 4.0 |
| Dark Tranquillity We Are The Void | 1.0 |
| Dark Tranquillity The Gallery | 4.0 |
| Darkest Era The Journey Through Damnation | 3.5 |
| Darkest Hour Undoing Ruin | 3.5 |
| Darkest Hour The Eternal Return | 3.0 |
| Darkestrah The Great Silk Road | 2.5 |
| Darkified Sleep Forever | 3.0 |
| Darkthrone Soulside Journey | 3.5 |
| Darkthrone The Underground Resistance | 5.0 |
| Everyone who is not staff who ruins the the perfect rating of this shall have all of their reviews negged. My word is law. |
| Darktrance Ghosts in the Shells | 2.5 |
| Darwin and the Dinosaur Romulus | 3.5 |
| Daughter Darling Sweet Shadows | 3.0 |
| David Allan Coe Underground | 4.5 |
| Daylight The Difference In Good and Bad Dreams | 3.0 |
| Daylight Dies Dismantling Devotion | 4.0 |
| Daylight Dies Lost To The Living | 3.5 |
| Dead Can Dance Aion | 4.0 |
| Dead Can Dance Within the Realm of a Dying Sun | 4.0 |
| Dead Fawn Session III | 3.0 |
| Deadlock Earth.Revolt | 3.5 |
| Deadlock Wolves | 3.5 |
| Vegan Straightedge Melodic Death Metal from Germany with dueling male and female vocals that range from Sabine Weinger's beautiful singing switching off to Johannes Prem's death growling.There are some gothic influences and some cool riffs that take place on here and plenty of doublebass.This cd is extremely catchy and anyone into metal should give this band a try.Highlights include Code of Honor and Dark Cell |
| Deadlock Manifesto | 3.0 |
| Deadlock Bizarro World | 2.0 |
| Deadmau5 4x4=12 | 3.0 |
| Deadstar Assembly Unsaved | 2.5 |
| Deadstar Assembly merge Death rock,goth, bits of electronica,and industrial all together into a melting pot of dark sounds. There is alot of of filler though, hurting the album in the process. |
| Deaf Center Owl Splinters | 3.5 |
| Deafheaven Roads To Judah | 1.0 |
| Dear Euphoria This Night Will Flee | 4.5 |
| Death Cab for Cutie Transatlanticism | 4.0 |
| Death In The Afternoon KIno | 4.5 |
| DeathevokatioN The Chalice Of Ages | 4.0 |
| Deathspell Omega Fas - Ite, Maledicti, In Ignem Aeternum | 3.0 |
| Deathspell Omega Veritas Diaboli Manet In Aeternum | 3.0 |
| Deathstars Night Electric Night | 3.5 |
| Deep-Pression/Exethersis Train Exeter To D.P. State | 4.0 |
| Deerhunter Microcastle | 4.0 |
| Def Leppard Hysteria | 3.5 |
| Defeater Empty Days and Sleepless Nights | 2.0 |
| Not even with FadeToBlack...excuse me...not even his might can he break the 4.5 objective score. We are all damned forever more. |
| Deftones Around the Fur | 4.0 |
| Deftones Saturday Night Wrist | 4.0 |
| Deftones Diamond Eyes | 1.0 |
| Five tracks in and this is boring the living shit out of me. Perhaps an afternoon of yoga has sapped away all my energy, therefore preventing me from enjoying it in it's true, mystical ambiance. |
| Deftones Koi No Yokan | 2.0 |
| he capacity of human intelligence seems to limit the capabilities to expand upon any possible creative aptitudes. Indeed, if one cannot even notice the facets that the ingenuities around him are comprised of, how can he be expected to fashion a beast of his own? This inveterate sense of constraint is a great blow to the veracity of mankind?s abilities. It restrains us and holds our minds to the ground below, averting any possibility of rising above ourselves to something greater; something not fathomed by the conventional mind. This concept of seeking to go beyond one?s self, known as ?transcendence?, is essentially a gateway to unlocking pieces of ourselves that can lead to some of the most elaborate and significant creations of our world. For many, this quest to transcend and form creations that were once considered unthinkable and overwhelming consumes life. Certainly it is rare to find such people, but when they are found, creative barriers are destroyed. |
| Dekoder Between The Waking And The Dying | 3.5 |
| Del Rey Immemorial | 3.5 |
| Deltron 3030 Deltron 3030 | 5.0 |
| Demi Lovato Don't Forget | 3.5 |
| Demians Building An Empire | 4.0 |
| Demiurg Slakthus Gamleby | 3.5 |
| Demon Hunter The Triptych | 3.0 |
| Depeche Mode Violator | 4.5 |
| Depravity Silence of the Centuries | 3.5 |
| Deranged The Redlight Murder Case | 3.5 |
| Derniere Volonte Devant Le Miroir | 4.5 |
| Desiderii Marginis Seven Sorrows | 4.0 |
| Desiderii Marginis That Which Is Tragic And Timeless | 4.0 |
| Desperados The Dawn of Dying | 3.5 |
| Desperados Dead Man's Hand | 3.0 |
| Dessa A Badly Broken Code | 2.0 |
| What's the world coming to when girls think they can rap? No, she needs to get back in the kitchen ASAP. |
| Destruction The Antichrist | 4.0 |
First soundoff in a year, whoot!
Schmier Takes a Sledge Hammer and Kills Random People: The Soundtrack.
This is the album for people who are on the brink of exploding on their employees. Thrash metal at it's finest. Heavy riffs, the enraged vocals from Schmier and pounding rhytmns. I can't spell it but nonetheless this album hits harder than a brick to the face. Anyone into thrash or metal should already have this or may Schmier violate your sister and your mother. |
| Devin Townsend Terria | 3.5 |
| Diamanda Galas Saint of the Pit | 4.5 |
| Dido Life For Rent | 3.5 |
| Die Verbannten Kinder Evas Dusk And Void Became Alive | 4.5 |
| Die Weisse Rose A Martyrium of White Roses | 3.5 |
| Diecast Internal Revolution | 3.5 |
| Diecast Tearing Down Your Blue Skies | 3.5 |
| Dillinger Four C I V I L W A R | 3.0 |
| Dimmu Borgir Death Cult Armageddon | 2.5 |
| Dimmu Borgir In Sorte Diaboli | 2.0 |
| Dio Holy Diver | 5.0 |
| Diocletian Doom Cult | 3.5 |
| JOIN OV DOOM CULT OR PERISH WITH A HAMMER SMASHED FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Dion Fortune Tales of Pain | 3.5 |
| DIR EN GREY Withering To Death | 3.5 |
| Dirty Elegance Ode to Bartleby | 3.0 |
| Disarmonia Mundi Mind Tricks | 3.5 |
| Discharge Hear Nothing See Nothing Say Nothing | 4.5 |
| Disfear Live the Storm | 3.5 |
| Disillusion Back To Times Of Splendor | 2.0 |
| Dismember Dismember | 4.0 |
| Dismember Massive Killing Capacity | 3.0 |
| Dispirit Rehearsal At Oboroten | 4.0 |
| The soundtrack to the end of days. Buildings crumbling down to nothing, blackened skies and hollow cities, smell of death and despair all about, running amok through ought this decaying city with doom cults black magic ritualing their way to the dark gods inner citadel.... |
| Dissection Storm of the Light's Bane | 4.0 |
| Distorted Voices From Within | 3.0 |
| DJ Shadow Endtroducing..... | 4.5 |
| Doctor Flake Minder Suprises | 4.0 |
| Dolores O'Riordan Are You Listening? | 4.0 |
| Dolores O'Riordan No Baggage | 4.0 |
| Doomtree No Kings | 4.0 |
| Dorena Nuet | 4.0 |
| Downfall of Gaia Demo | 4.0 |
| Downfall of Gaia Downfall Of Gaia/In The Hearts Of Emperors split | 3.5 |
| Both bands kill it on this split. Moody, aggressive, and engaging all the way through. |
| Dr. Dre 2001 | 4.0 |
| Dr. Octagon Dr. Octagonecologyst | 4.5 |
| Draconian Turning Season Within | 3.5 |
| Draconian Arcane Rain Fell | 3.5 |
| Draconian The Burning Halo | 3.5 |
| Draconian A Rose For The Apocalypse | 4.0 |
| Draconian's most ambitious album to date. They've taken the formula laid out by Theatre of Tragedy/Third and the Mortal and improved it tenfold, never more so than on their latest album A Rose For The Apocalypse. Lisa and Anders are on top form here showing off their incredible dynamic. Lisa shows why she is one of the premier singers in modern metal with her angelic voice leading the charge as Anders growls with CTHULHU LIKE AGGRESSION. Songwriting has improved, taking an Opeth route with the soft to heavy parts. There are plenty of heavy riffs, dirge like in nature, killer guitar melodies, acoustic guitar and sparse violin arrangements popping in from time to time. Synths aren't overbearing yet provide enough of a positive impact to contribute to the grand atmosphere of this record. Draconian have shown why they are at the top of the pack in the gothic metal realm. This album fails to disappoint. GONNA PUT ON A RED VELVET DRESS, RUN OFF INTO THE FOREST AND DANCE WITH MY SHADOW'S REFLECTION DURING THE MOON'S HIGHEST PEAK. |
| Dragged Into Sunlight Hatred For Mankind | 4.0 |
| DragonForce Sonic Firestorm | 3.0 |
| DragonForce The Power Within | 5.0 |
| first four raters have been reported and banned for eternity. |
| Drake Take Care | 1.0 |
| Dream Affair Endless Days | 4.0 |
| Dream Theater Images and Words | 1.0 |
| dredg El Cielo | 4.0 |
| dredg The Pariah, The Parrot, The Delusion | 4.5 |
| Drive Like Jehu Drive Like Jehu | 3.0 |
| Drop Dead, Gorgeous In Vogue | 1.0 |
| Dropkick Murphys The Warrior's Code | 4.0 |
| Dropkick Murphys Blackout | 4.5 |
| Dropkick Murphys Sing Loud, Sing Proud! | 4.0 |
| Drudkh Songs of Grief and Solitude | 4.0 |
| Drudkh Estrangement | 3.5 |
| Drudkh Anti-Urban | 3.0 |
| Drudkh Microcosmos | 4.0 |
| Drudkh Blood In Our Wells | 4.0 |
| Drudkh Handful of Stars | 2.0 |
| Listening to his record makes me want to dance with elves under a moonlit forest, engage in a homemade vegetarian feast and musical renaissance, write poetry with the elders and make love to the Queen's daughter Arya. Where the next day i go off to save the people from the evil king. I transform into a ferocious werewolf and call upon my ancestral tribesman to slaughter my foes. |
| Dry Kill Logic The Dead and Dreaming | 2.5 |
| Dub Buk Idu Na Wy! | 3.0 |
| Dutch A Bright Cold Day | 4.0 |
| Earshot Two | 3.5 |
| Earth The Bees Made Honey in the Lion's Skull | 3.5 |
| Earth Angels of Darkness, Demons of Light I | 3.0 |
| Earth Crisis Gomorrah's Season Ends | 4.0 |
| Earth Crisis All Out War | 3.0 |
| Earth Crisis To the Death | 3.5 |
| Eatmewhileimhot! All My Friends | 1.0 |
| Ebony Ark When The City Is Quiet | 1.0 |
| Echo and The Bunnymen Echo & The Bunnymen | 3.0 |
| Eighteen Visions Obsession | 3.0 |
| EkoTren Light The Fire | 1.0 |
| El-P I'll Sleep When You're Dead | 2.5 |
| Eldar Amesha Spentas | 3.0 |
| Elder (USA-PA) Reflect | 3.0 |
| Electric Valentine Automatic | 3.5 |
| Elend The Umbersun | 4.5 |
| Ellie Goulding Bright Lights | 4.5 |
| Ellie Goulding Lights | 4.5 |
| Elliott Smith Elliott Smith | 4.5 |
| Eluveitie Slania | 3.5 |
| Eluveitie Spirit | 3.5 |
| Eluveitie Evocation I: The Arcane Dominion | 4.0 |
| Eluveitie Everything Remains As It Never Was | 3.5 |
| Eluvium Copia | 5.0 |
| Eluvium An Accidental Memory in the Case of Death | 4.0 |
| Eluvium Similes | 3.5 |
| Embrace Embrace | 4.0 |
| Embrace Of Thorns Atonement Ritual | 4.0 |
| Emika Emika | 3.5 |
| Emilie Simon Vegetal | 3.5 |
| Eminem The Eminem Show | 3.5 |
| Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP | 4.0 |
| Eminem The Slim Shady LP | 4.0 |
| Eminem Relapse | 1.5 |
| Eminem Recovery | 3.5 |
| Most overhyped record since Blackwater Park. |
| Emperor In the Nightside Eclipse | 3.5 |
| Emperor As the Shadows Rise | 3.0 |
| Empyrium A Wintersunset | 3.5 |
| Encidius Encidius EP 2008 | 3.5 |
| Encoffination Seventh Temple Of Laodicean Scripture | 3.5 |
| Endwell Homeland Insecurity | 1.0 |
| Enemite Wuyuan | 3.0 |
| Enmerkar Starlit Passage | 3.5 |
| Ennio Morricone For A Few Dollars More | 5.0 |
| Ennio Morricone Once Upon A Time In The West | 5.0 |
| Enrique Iglesias Enrique | 4.5 |
| Enrique Iglesias 7 | 4.5 |
| Enrique Iglesias Escape | 5.0 |
| Ensiferum Iron | 3.5 |
| Ensiferum From Afar | 3.0 |
| Enslaved Below the Lights | 3.5 |
| Enslaved Isa | 4.5 |
| Enslaved Vertebrae | 4.0 |
| Enslaved Axioma Ethica Odini | 3.0 |
| Entombed Left Hand Path | 4.0 |
| Entombed Clandestine | 4.0 |
| Envy A Dead Sinking Story | 3.5 |
| Envy Recitation | 2.5 |
| Enya A Day Without Rain | 3.5 |
| Enya The Memory of Trees | 3.5 |
| Ephixa Zelda Step | 3.0 |
| Epica The Divine Conspiracy | 3.5 |
| Equilibrium Turis Fratyr | 3.5 |
| Equilibrium Sagas | 3.0 |
| Eric's Trip Love Tara | 4.0 |
| Esben and the Witch Wash The Sins Not Only The Face | 4.0 |
| Escapado Montgomery Mundtot | 3.5 |
| Escape the Fate Dying Is Your Latest Fashion | 3.0 |
| Eternal Tears of Sorrow Before the Bleeding Sun | 2.0 |
| Eternal Tears of Sorrow Children of the Dark Waters | 2.5 |
| Eternal Tears of Sorrow Saivon Lapsi | 1.0 |
| Ethereal Beauty/Shyy/Heretoir/Soliness The World Comes To An End In The End Of A Journey | 3.5 |
| Evanescence Fallen | 3.5 |
| Evanescence Origin | 3.0 |
| Evangelista In Animal Tongue | 3.5 |
| Evenings North Dorm | 3.5 |
| Evergreen Terrace Losing All Hope Is Freedom | 2.5 |
| Evergreen Terrace Writer's Block | 3.0 |
| Evergreen Terrace Sincerity is an Easy Disguise in this Business | 4.0 |
| Evergreen Terrace Wolfbiker | 3.5 |
| Exmortus In Hatred's Flame | 4.0 |
| Exodus Bonded by Blood | 3.5 |
| Explosions in the Sky The Earth is Not a Cold Dead Place | 4.5 |
| Explosions in the Sky Those Who Tell the Truth... | 4.0 |
| Explosions in the Sky All of a Sudden, I Miss Everyone | 4.0 |
| Explosions in the Sky How Strange, Innocence | 3.5 |
| Extol The Blueprint Dives | 3.5 |
| Eyes Set To Kill Reach | 3.5 |
| Eyes Set To Kill The World Outside | 2.5 |
| Eyes Set To Kill Broken Frames | 4.0 |
| Falkenbach Heralding - The Fireblade | 3.0 |
| Fall of Serenity The Crossfire | 3.0 |
| Falling in Reverse The Drug In Me Is You | 2.5 |
| False Awakening Echo | 3.5 |
| Fantastimo Fantastimo Journey | 3.5 |
| Faun Totem | 4.0 |
| Fauna Rain | 3.5 |
| Faunts Feel.Love.Thinking.Of. | 4.0 |
| Fear Factory Obsolete | 3.5 |
| Fear My Thoughts Hell Sweet Hell | 3.0 |
| Feed Her to the Sharks The Beauty of Falling | 3.0 |
| Feikn Helhesten | 3.5 |
| Feist The Reminder | 4.0 |
| Fell Voices Regnum Saturni | 1.0 |
| No Ludacris guest spots which is unforgivable on Fell Voices part. I give this bland album a 1/5. |
| Fen The Malediction Fields | 3.0 |
| Fever Ray Fever Ray | 3.0 |
| Fields Of Rape War in the Homeland | 3.5 |
| Fight Like Apes ...And The Mystery Of The Golden Medallion | 3.5 |
| Film School alwaysnever | 3.0 |
| Finch What It is to Burn | 3.5 |
| Finch Say Hello to Sunshine | 3.0 |
| Fireworks All I Have To Offer Is My Own Confusion | 1.5 |
| Fishermans Death Among the Shore | 3.0 |
| Do you love to fish? Do you love metal? I have a perfect solution. Fisherman's Death is a Swedish Fish Metal band from Sweden. Incorporating strong themes of fishing, drinking and boating into a folky (but not faggoty Alestorm keyboards) death metal sound, Fisherman's Death bring the highlight reel in a quaint 15 minute ep. |
| Fishermans Death The Code | 4.0 |
| Fjort Demotage | 3.5 |
| Flee the Seen Doubt Becomes the New Addiction | 3.5 |
| Fleurety Department of Apocalyptic Affairs | 3.0 |
| Flogging Molly Float | 3.5 |
| Florence and the Machine Ceremonials | 4.0 |
| Flowing Tears Thy Kingdom Gone | 3.5 |
| Flunk This Is What You Get | 3.5 |
| Foo Fighters Foo Fighters | 3.5 |
| Forest of Shadows Six Waves Of Woe | 3.0 |
| Forest Silence Philosophy Of Winter | 3.5 |
| Forest Silence Winter Ritual | 3.0 |
| Forest Stream The Crown of Winter | 2.5 |
| Forgotten Tomb Songs to Leave | 2.5 |
| Forgotten Woods Race Of Cain | 3.0 |
| Forteresse Par Hauts Bois Et Vastes Plaines | 4.0 |
| An audio trek through a lonesome forest during the winter time. You stop to make camp, pitch a tent starting the fire, pouring the hot cider and cooking lamb stew with your bear fur to keep you warm. But not even all these things can prevent the frostbitten cold from piercing your skin and soul until there's nothing left but a permanently entombed human statue lying by the pine trees, just waiting to be found in this bittersweet moment of tranquility. I haven't heard such a frosty, sorrowful piece of ambient black metal since Forest Silence's Philosophy of Winter,or Coldworld's latest, or any Paysage d'Hiver. The record puts you into a realm of eternal sadness and emotional decay while the icy windswept atmosphere engulfs you into utter blackness. The statue finally breaks into fragments over many years of solitude, just showing you mother nature's indifference and wrath towards man. |
| Fortid Völuspa Part II - The Arrival Of Fenris | 3.0 |
| Foudre Noire The Dark Gods | 2.5 |
| Four Letter Lie Let Your Body Take Over | 1.0 |
| Four Non Blondes Bigger, Better, Faster, More! | 3.5 |
| Fourteen Nights At Sea Great North | 4.0 |
| Frail (Virginia) Brilliant Darkness | 3.5 |
| Francis Harold And The Holograms The White Bull Weeps From Valhalla | 4.0 |
| French Teen Idol French Teen Idol | 3.5 |
| From Autumn To Ashes The Fiction We Live | 3.0 |
| Fuckmorgue Down Forever | 4.5 |
| Fuel Something Like Human | 3.5 |
| Fugazi Red Medicine | 4.0 |
| Fugazi 13 Songs | 4.5 |
| Fugazi The Argument | 3.5 |
| Funebrarum The Sleep of Morbid Dreams | 3.5 |
| Funeral In Fields of Pestilent Grief | 4.0 |
| Funeral for a Friend Hours | 2.0 |
| Funeral Throne Nihil Sine Diabolvs | 3.5 |
| Galloping Shadow Winters Web | 1.0 |
| Gallows Grey Britain | 1.5 |
| Gama Bomb Citizen Brain | 3.5 |
| Gantz Les jours se suivent et ne se ressemblent plus | 4.5 |
| Gavin Bryars The Sinking of the Titanic | 5.0 |
| Gaze Campaign Gestault Bruise | 3.0 |
| Genocide Shrines Devanation Monumentemples | 3.5 |
| George Clinton George Clinton and His Gangsters of Love | 3.0 |
| George Dorn Screams O'Malley's Bar | 4.0 |
| Ghastly City Sleep Moondrifts | 3.5 |
| Ghost Brigade Guided By Fire | 2.5 |
| Ghostface Killah Ironman | 4.0 |
| Glass Casket We Are Gathered Here Today... | 3.5 |
| Glassjaw Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About | 3.5 |
| Glassjaw Worship and Tribute | 4.0 |
| Gloom Speed Noise Hardcore Rags | 3.5 |
| Glorie Glorie | 3.5 |
| Glorie Falling | 3.5 |
| Gnarwolves Cru | 3.5 |
| Gnaw Their Tongues An Epiphanic Vomiting Of Blood | 4.0 |
| Gnaw Their Tongues L Arrivee De La Terne Mort Triomphante | 4.5 |
| Gnaw Their Tongues Per Flagellum Sanquemque Tenebras Veneramus | 3.5 |
| 2011 never ceases to amaze me. Practically every one of my favorite artists have put out something new this year, Gnaw Their Tongues being no exception. Currently available on bandcamp, Per Flaggellum is a suitable companion piece to L'Arivee de la terne Morte Triomphante. Dark, cinematic, dissonant and deranged, I wouldn't expect anything less. |
| Gnaw Their Tongues Eschatological Scatology | 4.0 |
| Much stronger than Per Flagellum . |
| Goatwhore Carving Out The Eyes Of God | 3.5 |
Hell Ride is a nonsensical biker flick starring Larry Bishop as Pistolero, Michael Madsen as The Gent, and Eric Balfour as Commance with Dennish Hopper making a cameo. Basically, they're the ring leaders of a gang called Victors. The whole movie is gratuitous nudity, and shooting people but that's nothing when the 666'ers led by Vinnie Jones aka Billy Wings, an arrow wielding lunatic responsible for murdering Pistolero's ex as well as paying off his whole gang. David Carradine is also a 666'er god rest hsi soul. What does Goatwhore have to do with this overly graphic movie you ask? Everything.
Goatwhore perfected their blend of blackened death/thrash with old Celtic Frost and punk influences on the aptly titled Carving Out The Eyes Of God. Most brutal album name for most brutal band name. Basically, this album plays off like a soundtrack to a satanic biker gang's daily lifestyle. Whacking rival foes, drinking beer, whore houses, etc. Filled with blistering aggression, venemous christian hate, and pure bullet belt badassery, this album is perfect for inflicting some punishment on your foes. HATE!!!!!!! |
| God Is An Astronaut A Moment of Stillness | 3.5 |
| God Is An Astronaut Far from Refuge | 4.0 |
| God Module Victims Among Friends | 3.5 |
| Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas... | 4.0 |
| Godspeed You! Black Emperor Slow Riot For New Zero Kanada | 4.0 |
| Godspeed You! Black Emperor F#A# (Infinity) | 4.5 |
| Gojira From Mars To Sirius | 3.0 |
| Goldfrapp Felt Mountain | 4.0 |
| Good Charlotte The Chronicles of Life and Death | 3.0 |
| Good Charlotte The Young And The Hopeless | 3.0 |
| Gorillaz Plastic Beach | 3.0 |
| Gospel The Moon Is a Dead World | 3.5 |
| Gouge Doomed To Death | 3.5 |
| Grand Belial's Key Judeobeast Assassination | 4.0 |
| Graveland Necromanteion | 3.0 |
| Graveyard (ESP) Into the Mausoleum | 3.5 |
| Gray Matter Take it Back | 3.5 |
| Grayceon All We Destroy | 4.0 |
| Green Day Dookie | 4.0 |
| Gregor Samsa 55:12 | 4.0 |
| Gregor Samsa Rest | 4.5 |
| Grey Waters Below The Ever Setting Sun | 3.5 |
| Gris Il Etait une Foret... | 3.0 |
| Gromm Sacrilegium | 2.5 |
| Grotesque Incantation | 4.0 |
| Grouper Dragging a Dead Deer Up a Hill | 4.5 |
| Grouper A I A | 4.0 |
| Guided Cradle You Will Not Survive | 4.0 |
| Picked this cd up from a Asheville based music shop. Never heard of the band but the name,artwork and songtitles inspired me to buy it. I have no regrets. Scathing, pissed off crossover hardcore punk with extreme metal influence. Fucking slays for days. |
| Guns N' Roses Appetite for Destruction | 5.0 |
| Gwynbleidd Nostalgia | 3.5 |
| Hallowed Butchery Funeral Rites for the Living | 3.5 |
| Hammers Of Misfortune The August Engine | 3.5 |
| Hand to Hand Breaking The Surface | 3.0 |
| Hank Williams III Damn Right, Rebel Proud | 3.5 |
| Harvestman In a Dark Tongue | 3.5 |
| Haste the Day Dreamer | 1.5 |
| Hate Forest Sorrow | 3.5 |
| Hatebreed Supremacy | 3.0 |
| Have A Nice Life Deathconsciousness | 4.5 |
| Have A Nice Life Time of Land | 3.5 |
| Hawthorne Heights The Silence In Black And White | 5.0 |
| Head Control System Murder Nature | 3.5 |
| Heartsounds Until We Surrender | 3.5 |
| Heartsounds Drifter | 3.0 |
| Nowhere as good as Until We Surrender. |
| Heaven Falls Hard In The Obedience Of Angels | 4.0 |
| Heaven In Her Arms Paraselene | 3.5 |
| Heaven Shall Burn Antigone | 3.5 |
| Brutallity,Emotion,and all around a musical beatdown. Antigone is the perfect blend of Metal and Hardcore with its heavy riffs and brutal screams.Tracks like Voice of the voiceless are just skull bashing and ear deafening with its all out mentallity,yet still being extremely catchy like the standout Tree of Freedom. Numbing The pain is the emotional track on here and just blew me away countless time after time. Anybody into metalcore should give this a try. |
| Helheim Av Norron Ett | 4.5 |
| Hellsaw Cold | 3.5 |
| Heretoir Heretoir | 3.0 |
| Hey Monday Hold On Tight | 5.0 |
| Still the greatest record ever |
| Hey Monday Beneath It All | 3.0 |
| Every song is classic, including the ones that suck. |
| Hibernus Mortis The Existing Realms of Perpetual Sorrow | 3.5 |
| Highways Enjoy The Little Things | 3.0 |
| HIM Love Metal | 5.0 |
| HIM Deep Shadows and Brilliant Highlights | 4.5 |
| Himsa Hail Horror | 4.0 |
| History Of Monsters Brodeo | 3.5 |
| Hoax Hoax | 3.5 |
| Hollywood Undead Swan Songs | 3.0 |
| Holmes Have I Told You Lately That I Loathe You | 4.0 |
| Holy Death The Knight, Death and the Devil | 3.0 |
| Hoobastank The Reason | 3.0 |
| Hooverphonic The President Of The LSD Golf Club | 4.0 |
| Hopesfall The Satellite Years | 3.5 |
| Hopesfall A Types | 3.5 |
| Horrid Cross Demo II | 3.5 |
| HORSE the band Desperate Living | 3.0 |
| Horseback The Invisible Mountain | 3.5 |
| Hot Water Music Fuel for the Hate Game | 4.0 |
| Hot Water Music Caution | 4.0 |
| How To Destroy Angels How To Destroy Angels | 4.0 |
| Howl Howl | 3.5 |
| Hundred Year Storm The Future Belongs To The Brave | 3.0 |
| Hybrid Disappear Here | 4.0 |
| I am the Ocean Escapist Fiction | 4.0 |
| I Scintilla Optics | 2.5 |
| I Would Set Myself On Fire For You Believes In Patterns | 4.0 |
| If Anything Happens to the Cat If Anything Happens to the Cat EP | 4.0 |
| If These Trees Could Talk Above the Earth, Below the Sky | 4.0 |
| Ihsahn angL | 2.0 |
| Ikuinen Kaamos The Forlorn | 3.5 |
| Ikuinen Kaamos Closure | 4.0 |
| iLiKETRAiNS Elegies to Lessons Learnt | 4.0 |
| iLiKETRAiNS The Shallows | 4.0 |
| Ill Nino Revolution/Revolucion | 3.0 |
| Ill Nino One Nation Underground | 3.0 |
| Immolation Close to a World Below | 4.0 |
| Immortal At the Heart of Winter | 2.5 |
| Immortal Technique Revolutionary Volume 2 | 4.0 |
| Impending Doom Baptized in Filth | 1.0 |
| Imperium Dekadenz Procella Vadens | 3.5 |
| Implodes Black Earth | 4.5 |
| Imprecation Ceremony of the Nine Angles | 3.0 |
| Imprecation The Sigil of Lucifer | 3.0 |
| In Death It Ends Occvlt Machine | 3.5 |
| In Flames Colony | 3.5 |
| In Flames A Sense of Purpose | 1.0 |
| In Flames Come Clarity | 3.0 |
| In Flames Trigger | 2.5 |
| In Mourning Senseless | 3.5 |
| In Slaughter Natives Resurrection | 4.0 |
| In The Woods... Heart of the Ages | 3.5 |
| In This Moment The Dream | 2.0 |
| In This Moment Beautiful Tragedy | 1.5 |
| In Vain The Latter Rain | 3.0 |
| Incantation Primordial Domination | 3.5 |
| Incubus A Crow Left of the Murder... | 3.0 |
| Incubus Make Yourself | 4.0 |
| Incubus Morning View | 4.0 |
| Innerpartysystem Innerpartysystem | 4.5 |
| Innsmouth The Departure Of Shub-Niggurath | 3.5 |
| Innumerable Forms Dark Worship | 3.5 |
| Insect Guide Dark Days And Nights | 3.0 |
| Inside Out No Spiritual Surrender | 3.5 |
| Insomnium Across the Dark | 2.0 |
| The term overrated is thrown around alot. Especially on sputnik where third rate melo death bands like Insomnium gain the admiration of many. Across The Dark is a regression for these Finland melodic metallers. And even clean vocals and outside the box instruments cant save this from being an epic fail. It aint no Wolves in the throne room dawg |
| Instant Suppression Domain.Nation | 2.0 |
| Integrity Seasons in the Size of Days | 4.0 |
| Integrity The Blackest Curse | 3.5 |
| Isis Wavering Radiant | 3.5 |
| Isis Oceanic | 4.0 |
| Isvind Nivelheimen | 4.0 |
| Early second wave Norwegian black metal that kills hard. Not much else to say other then it rules. |
| It Dies Today Sirens | 1.5 |
| It Dies Today The Caitiff Choir | 3.5 |
| It Dies Today Lividity | 3.5 |
| It Dies Today have returned to full strength. I love intelligent metal as much as the next pretentious douche, but I always had a soft spot for metalcore not of the sputnik elite variety. After the dissapointment that was Sirens, the swell old chaps from ITD dropped a motherfucking time bomb of a metalcore album. Thick chugging grooves, face fucking solos, and a dynamic good cop/bad cop attack, Lividity is one of the better metalcore records released in 2009. Haters can go fuck a diseased parrot. |
| IWR Cold Asylum | 4.5 |
| Iwrestledabearonce It's All Happening | 3.5 |
| Iwrestledabearonce It's All Dubstep | 5.0 |
| Jaaportit Voimasuo | 4.5 |
| Jack or Jive A Solo Exhibition | 4.0 |
| Jacula In Cauda Semper Stat Venenum | 4.5 |
| James Horner Braveheart | 4.5 |
| Really needs a review. I shall go into my dark forest realm and watch Braveheart repeatedly, and surround myself by bagpipes and regional substances/herbs/celtic poetry until I post the world's greatest music review. A review that will put staffers to shame. |
| Janvs Vega | 3.5 |
| Jarboe Mahakali | 4.0 |
| Jatun Blanket Of Ash | 4.0 |
| Jawbox For Your Own Special Sweetheart | 4.0 |
| Jawbreaker 24 Hour Revenge Therapy | 3.5 |
| Jedi Mind Tricks Servants In Heaven, Kings In Hell | 3.5 |
| Jedi Mind Tricks A History of Violence | 3.0 |
| Jedi Mind Tricks Violence Begets Violence | 3.5 |
| Pretty much another Army of the Pharaohs record loaded with PRAISE ALLAH and metal references. |
| Jeff Buckley Grace | 3.5 |
All the pain in this world
Won't stop us now
For we have each other
All the hate in this world
Can't tear us apart
This love is forever |
| Jesu Conqueror | 3.5 |
| Jesu Silver | 4.0 |
| Jesu Christmas | 3.0 |
| Jex Thoth Witness | 3.5 |
| Jex Thoth Totem | 3.0 |
| Jimmy Eat World Bleed American | 3.5 |
| Joanna Newsom Ys | 3.5 |
| Job for a Cowboy Genesis | 1.5 |
| John Murphy 28 Days Later Soundtrack | 4.0 |
| Johnny Hollow Dirty Hands | 4.0 |
| Josh Groban Awake | 1.0 |
| Joy Division Closer | 5.0 |
| Julee Cruise Floating into the Night | 5.0 |
| Julia Holter Ekstasis | 4.0 |
| HOLY VIRGIN MOTHER OF PURPLE ALLIGATOR FUCK........................this shit kills hard. |
| June Paik June Paik | 4.0 |
| Justin Bieber Under The Mistletoe | 4.5 |
| Sputnik is filled with gays.....jealous, bitter gays. Listen to the Bieb's puberty enriched voice and get wet over his emotionally jarring croon. The sheer magnitude of Mistletoe is enough to level buildings straight to the ground |
| Justin Timberlake The 20/20 Experience | 5.0 |
| Kaevum Natur | 4.0 |
| Kalmah They Will Return | 3.0 |
| Kamelot Ghost Opera | 3.5 |
| Kamelot The Black Halo | 5.0 |
| Kamelot Epica | 4.0 |
| Kamelot Poetry for the Poisoned | 2.5 |
| pretty bland actually.What the hell happened? |
| Kansas Leftoverture | 3.5 |
| Katatonia Brave Murder Day | 4.0 |
| Katatonia The Great Cold Distance | 4.0 |
| Katatonia For Funerals To Come... | 3.0 |
| Katatonia Dance of December Souls | 2.0 |
| Katatonia Dead End Kings | 3.0 |
| Katatonia The Longest Year | 3.0 |
| Kataxu Hunger of Elements | 4.0 |
| Kate Bush Hounds of Love | 5.0 |
| Katie Melua The House | 3.5 |
| Katy Perry One of the Boys | 3.0 |
| thestate is the biggest idiot this side of sputnik, which is quite an accomplishment considering the broad spectrum of idiocy taking place daily. You're the man and I hope you'll never stop being the man. To make this legit, Hot N Cold is a shaking, grooving, bust out the chops sing-a-long that will have all the metalheads singing along together, whether your a kvlt viking from Norway or a nonsensical, short attention spanned metal dictator from South Florida. |
| Katy Perry Teenage Dream | 4.5 |
| Kayo Dot Blue Lambency Downward | 3.5 |
| Kayo Dot/Bloody Panda Don't Touch Dead Animals | 3.5 |
| Kerli Love Is Dead | 4.0 |
| Khors Mysticism | 3.5 |
| Kidcrash Naps | 2.5 |
| Kidcrash New Ruins | 4.5 |
| Killswitch Engage The End of Heartache | 3.5 |
| Killswitch Engage As Daylight Dies | 3.0 |
| Killswitch Engage Killswitch Engage II | 1.5 |
| King Crimson Red | 4.5 |
| King Diamond The Puppet Master | 2.0 |
| King Diamond Abigail | 5.0 |
| KISS Destroyer | 4.0 |
| Kladovest Escape in Melancholy | 4.0 |
| Klimt 1918 Just in Case We'll Never Meet Again | 3.5 |
| Klimt1918 Just In Case Well Never Meet Again | 4.0 |
| KMFDM Blitz | 3.5 |
| KMFDM Tohuvahobu | 3.5 |
| Kno Death Is Silent | 3.5 |
| Kroda Fimbulvinter | 4.0 |
| Kvelertak Kvelertak | 3.0 |
| Kwoon When The Flowers Were Singing... | 4.0 |
| Kylesa Static Tensions | 3.5 |
| Kylesa Spiral Shadow | 3.0 |
| Kylesa Ultraviolet | 4.0 |
| La Dispute Wildlife | 4.0 |
| Laboratory Noise When Sound Generates Light | 4.0 |
| Psychedelic post rock infused shoegaze dream-pop. yeah.......great dueling vocals akin to Slowdive, soaring crescendos, bass lines, purple drank. Great indie record of 2010. |
| Lacrimosa Echoes | 4.0 |
| Lacrimosa Elodia | 3.0 |
| Lacrimosa Sehnsucht | 3.5 |
| Lacuna Coil Karmacode | 2.0 |
| Lacuna Coil Comalies | 3.5 |
| Lacuna Coil In A Reverie | 3.0 |
| Lacuna Coil Shallow Life | 2.5 |
| Lacuna Coil Dark Adrenaline | 1.0 |
| One good song, why am I not surprised? |
| Lacus Somniorum Tideshaper | 4.0 |
| Lamb of God Sacrament | 3.5 |
| Lamb of God Wrath | 3.0 |
| Land of the Loops Puttering About A Small Land | 4.0 |
| Landscapes Life Gone Wrong | 3.5 |
| Laura Stevenson Holy Ghost! | 3.0 |
| Laura Stevenson Sit Resist | 3.5 |
| Laura Stevenson Wheel | 2.0 |
| what dickheadd my soundoff? |
| Lebanon Hanover The World Is Getting Colder | 4.0 |
| Lenka Lenka | 3.5 |
| Lennon Damaged Goods | 3.5 |
| Leprous Tall Poppy Syndrome | 3.5 |
| Les Discrets Septembre Et Ses Dernières Pensées | 3.0 |
| Les Discrets/Alcest Split | 3.5 |
| Les Thugs As Happy As Possible | 4.0 |
| Lethian Dreams Bleak Silver Streams | 3.5 |
| Leviathan Massive Conspiracy Against All Life | 3.5 |
| Lexia Underground Sounds | 3.0 |
| Lich King Born of the Bomb | 5.0 |
| Life In the Dark The Sunya Is Rising | 4.5 |
| Life's Decay Szilentia | 4.0 |
| Lifelover Konkurs | 3.0 |
| Lights Lights | 3.0 |
| Lights The Listening | 3.5 |
| Lights Siberia | 3.0 |
| Lights Out Asia Eyes Like Brontide | 4.0 |
| Lil B Pink Flame | 5.0 |
| Lil Wayne Tha Carter III | 3.0 |
| Lilitu The Delores Lesion | 3.5 |
| Limbonic Art A Legacy of Evil | 2.5 |
| Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish... | 2.0 |
| Limp Bizkit Gold Cobra | 5.0 |
| Linkin Park Minutes To Midnight | 2.0 |
| Linkin Park Hybrid Theory | 3.5 |
| Linkin Park Reanimation | 3.0 |
| Linkin Park Meteora | 3.5 |
| Lisa Hannigan Sea Sew | 3.5 |
| Liz Durrett The Mezzanine | 4.5 |
| Liz Durrett Outside Our Gates | 4.0 |
| Lo' There Do I See My Brother With Eyes Open, We Fall On Our Swords | 3.5 |
| Not too shabby. Great vocals and production lend this post-rock group a big hand. |
| Lo-Ruhamah The Glory of God | 2.0 |
| Locrian The Crystal World | 3.0 |
| Lonely Life Cold Weather | 3.5 |
| Long Distance Calling Avoid The Light | 3.5 |
| Longing For Dawn Between Elation And Despair | 3.0 |
| Look What I Did Minuteman For The Moment | 4.0 |
| Loom Selva Molhada | 4.0 |
| Loomer Ceiling | 4.0 |
| Lord Agheros As A Sin | 3.0 |
| Lordi The Arockalypse | 3.5 |
| Lordi To Beast or Not to Beast | 4.0 |
| Los Campesinos! Romance Is Boring | 3.5 |
| Lostprophets The Fake Sound Of Progress | 3.5 |
| Lou Reed Berlin | 4.0 |
| Love American Love American | 1.0 |
| Album is pretty amazing even though I have yet to hear it. Gonna rate it a 1 for now but will immediately switch to either 5 or 2 after my first listen. 2 is the equivalent of awesome, 5 is the equivalent of mediocre. |
| Love American Disquiet | 3.0 |
I was so empty
Self loathing
Before you awoke me
Lived in transgression
Feasted sin
Destroying all I stood for
A world of spreading disease
Legs up for infidelity
The force feed of their stiffened sickness
The promised hiding their rings
To suck down some of the things
That cheat this world into lovelessness
All the pain in this world won't stop us now
For we have each other
All the hate in this world can't tear us apart
This love is forever |
| Love Is Colder Than Death Teignmouth | 5.0 |
| Love Through Cannibalism Metapodestroyer | 4.5 |
| Lovesliescrushing Bloweyelashwish | 4.0 |
| Lovex Pretend Or Surrender | 3.0 |
| Low The Curtain Hits the Cast | 4.0 |
| Lowercase Noises Carry Us All Away | 3.5 |
| LSD and the Search for God LSD and the Search for God | 4.0 |
| Luciation Darkened Apocalyptic Occult Goat Ritual | 3.5 |
| Lunaire With the Same Smile as Those Days | 3.5 |
| Lunatica New Shores | 3.5 |
| Lush Spooky | 3.5 |
| Lust For Youth Growing Seeds | 3.5 |
| Lustmord Songs Of Gods And Demons | 3.5 |
| Lustmord Other | 4.0 |
| Lycia The Burning Circle And Then Dust | 4.0 |
| Lydia Assailants | 3.5 |
| M83 Dead Cities, Red Seas and Lost Ghosts | 4.0 |
| M83 Hurry Up, We're Dreaming | 3.5 |
| Madder Mortem Eight Ways | 2.5 |
| Madonna True Blue | 5.0 |
| Maggoty Corpse Baptisma | 3.5 |
| Magic Man Real Life Color | 3.5 |
| Mains de Givre Esther Marie | 4.0 |
| Majestic Downfall The First Abyss Demo | 3.5 |
| Make A Change...Kill Yourself Fri | 4.5 |
| I don't know what self-righteous bag of dicks moderating alpha walrus fuckstick deleted this page but it was fucking unwarranted. rAnywho, Make A Change...Kill Yourself releases one of the strongest black metal records of 2012. Raw emotion, authentically depressive atmosphere, tortured vocals, exceptional guitar work and songwriting define this album. |
| Malon Reverie | 3.0 |
| Mamiffer Hirror Enniffer | 4.5 |
| Mamiffer Mare Decendrii | 4.0 |
| Manegarm Vargstenen | 3.0 |
| Manes Vilosophe | 4.5 |
| Manes Under Ein Blodraud Maane | 3.5 |
| Manowar Battle Hymns | 3.5 |
| Manowar Kings of Metal | 4.0 |
| Manowar Into Glory Ride | 3.0 |
| Manowar The Lord of Steel | 4.5 |
| Marduk Those of the Unlight | 4.5 |
| Marionette Spite | 1.0 |
| Marissa Nadler Ballads of Living and Dying | 4.0 |
| Marissa Nadler Little Hells | 4.5 |
| Marissa Nadler The Sister | 4.0 |
| Martyr AD On Earth as it is in Hell | 3.5 |
| Massive Attack Mezzanine | 4.5 |
| Master Musicians Of Bukkake Totem Two | 4.0 |
| Right now i'm tripping balls with a Serbian Sherpa named Boris, a German shaman named Claux, and hindu royalty descended from the dali lama. So many beautiful flute melodies, I feel like I am evolving into my true wolven self. |
| Master Musicians Of Bukkake Totem Three | 3.0 |
| Master's Hammer Vracejte Konve Na Misto | 3.0 |
| Mastodon Crack the Skye | 3.5 |
| Mastodon returns in 2009 with a zazzy affair. There are two kinds of records, those with and those without zazz. Fortunately, Mastodon recognizes the need for zazz and fufills the zazzieness wiht unabashed zazz. Whereas Blood Mountain lacked zazz, Crack The Skye put the music on the zazz train to zazzville. Zazzy riffs and vocals combine with a zazzy rythmn section bolstered by zazzy songwriting. Overall, Crack The Skye is an incredibly zazzy event, a fantastic star studded evening of zazz if you will. |
| Mastodon Leviathan | 3.5 |
| Matryoshka Coctura | 4.0 |
| maudlin of the Well Bath | 4.0 |
| Maybeshewill Sing The Word Hope In Four-Part Harmony | 4.0 |
| Maybeshewill Not For Want Of Trying | 3.5 |
| Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas | 4.0 |
| Maylene and the Sons of Disaster Maylene and the Sons of Disaster | 3.0 |
| Mechina Tyrannical Resurrection | 3.5 |
| Meg and Dia Something Real | 1.5 |
| Megadeth Endgame | 3.5 |
| Megadeth Peace Sells... but Who's Buying? | 5.0 |
| Meiko Meiko | 3.5 |
| Melencolia Estatica Letum | 4.0 |
| Melodica Deathship Doom Your Cities, Doom Your Town | 4.0 |
| Nautical themed hip hop from Ireland. Themes of pirate adventures run amok along with Irish folk melodies and ambient/drone influences in a mostly downbeat, atmospheric kind formatting complete with rapped vocals and hip hop beats. Steve Von Till makes an appearance. |
| Menace Ruine The Die is Cast | 4.0 |
| Menace Ruine Union of Irreconcilables | 4.5 |
| Menace Ruine Alight In Ashes | 4.0 |
| Mercenary Architect of Lies | 3.5 |
| Merciless The Awakening | 3.0 |
| Mesa Verde The Old Road | 2.5 |
| Meshuggah obZen | 2.5 |
| Metaform The Electric Mist | 3.5 |
| Auto tune has never sounded so good here. The Eletric Mist is drenched in atmosphere and killer beats/vocals. A solid addition to an already outstanding 2010. |
| Metric Fantasies | 3.5 |
| Metro Station Metro Station | 1.0 |
| Mew And the Glass Handed Kites | 4.5 |
| Mew No More Stories | 4.0 |
| Michael Jackson Thriller | 5.0 |
| Midnight Souls Going Through the Motions | 3.5 |
| Midnight Syndicate The 13th Hour | 4.0 |
| Mihai Edrisch Un Jour Sans Lendemain | 3.5 |
| Millionaires Bling Bling Bling! | 3.0 |
| Millionaires Just Got Paid, Let's Get Laid | 4.5 |
All the pain in this world
Won't stop us now
For we have each other
All the hate in this world
Can't tear us apart
This love is forever |
| Mineral EndSerenading | 3.5 |
| Ministry Of Magic The Triwizard LP | 5.0 |
| Minor Threat First Demo Tape | 4.0 |
| Minotaur [Power Electronics] Obsession | 3.0 |
| Mirrorthrone Carriers of Dust | 3.5 |
| Misery Signals Of Malice and the Magnum Heart | 3.0 |
| Misery Signals Controller | 4.0 |
| Misfits Walk Among Us | 4.5 |
| Misfits Static Age | 4.5 |
| Misfits Famous Monsters | 3.5 |
| Misfits Earth A.D. | 4.0 |
| Misfits American Psycho | 3.5 |
| Mnemic Passenger | 2.0 |
| Moevot Ezleyfbdrehtr Vepreub Zuerfl Mazagvatre Erbbedrea | 3.5 |
| Mogwai Young Team | 4.0 |
| Mogwai The Hawk Is Howling | 3.5 |
| Mon Sikfor Harenstrup In 326 Ollegart | 4.5 |
| Monarkh Rites Profanes | 3.5 |
| Mono You Are There | 4.0 |
| Mono Hymn To The Immortal Wind | 5.0 |
| Mono For My Parents | 4.5 |
| Mono / Worlds End Girlfriend Palmless Prayer / Mass Murder Refrain | 5.0 |
| Monster Movie Last Night Something Happened | 4.5 |
| Moonlit Sailor So Close To Life | 4.5 |
| Moonlit Sailor Colors In Stereo | 3.5 |
| Moonspell Under Satanae | 2.5 |
| Moonspell Night Eternal | 3.5 |
| Morbid December Moon | 4.0 |
| Morbid Angel Covenant | 4.0 |
| More Than Life Love Let Me Go | 4.0 |
| Morkekunst Morkekunst | 3.5 |
| Mortal Treason Sunrise Over A Sea Of Blood | 3.5 |
| Moss Horrible Nights | 3.5 |
| Moss Of Moonlight Seed | 4.0 |
| Motek Dragons | 4.0 |
| Motion Sickness Of Time Travel Seeping Through The Veil Of Unconscious | 3.5 |
| Motionless In White When Love Met Destruction | 3.0 |
| Motionless In White Creatures | 3.0 |
| Gothic metalcore with JUN-JUN-JUN, Towering walls of synth, and epic cleanly sung choruses, this is my shit nigga. If they had any guest or permanent female vocals in here Id 5 immediately. |
| Motley Crue Dr. Feelgood | 3.5 |
| Motley Crue Shout at the Devil | 5.0 |
| Motograter Motograter | 3.0 |
| Mount Eerie Lost Wisdom | 4.5 |
| Mount Eerie Wind's Poem | 3.5 |
| Mourning Beloveth The Sullen Sulcus | 3.0 |
| Mudvayne The End of All Things to Come | 3.0 |
| Mudvayne L.D. 50 | 3.5 |
| Mudvayne Lost and Found | 3.0 |
| Multiple Truths No One Wins | 3.5 |
| Municipal Waste Hazardous Mutation | 4.0 |
| Murder by Death Red Of Tooth And Claw | 4.0 |
| Murder by Death Who Will Survive and What Will Be Left of Them? | 4.0 |
| Murder by Death Good Morning, Magpie | 3.5 |
| Murmuure Murmuüre | 3.5 |
| Muse Absolution | 3.5 |
| Muse Origin of Symmetry | 4.0 |
| Muslimgauze The Rape Of Palestine | 4.0 |
| Mutiilation Remains Of A Ruined, Dead, Cursed Soul | 3.5 |
| My Beloved Force Feeding Love | 4.0 |
| My Beloved Soil | 4.0 |
| My Bloody Valentine Loveless | 4.5 |
| My Bloody Valentine Isn't Anything | 3.5 |
| My Cats A Stargazer Solstice Celebration | 4.0 |
| My Dying Bride The Light at the End of the World | 2.5 |
| My Dying Bride For Lies I Sire | 2.5 |
| Myrmyr The Amber Sea | 4.0 |
| Nachtmystium Worldfall | 3.5 |
| Nachtmystium Assassins: Black Meddle Pt.1 | 2.0 |
| Nachtmystium Addicts: Black Meddle Pt. 2 | 3.5 |
| Nadja Desire in Uneasiness | 4.0 |
| Nadja Autopergamene | 3.5 |
| Nahemah The Second Philosophy | 3.0 |
| Nahemah A New Constellation | 3.5 |
| Nahvalr Nahvalr | 3.0 |
| Nails Unsilent Death | 3.5 |
| Naio Ssaion Out Loud | 2.5 |
| An interesting rock act coming from Slovenia. Modern hard rock with strong female vocals and a heavy emphasis on the violin, adding a new twist to music being played today. |
| Naked City Naked City | 4.0 |
| Natural Assembly Arms of Departure | 4.0 |
| Natural Snow Buildings The Centauri Agent | 4.0 |
| Nazi Dust Demo | 3.0 |
| Ne Obliviscaris The Aurora Veil | 3.5 |
| Necro Deathmort This Beat Is Necrotronic | 4.0 |
| From dubstep to post-metal, dark ambient to sludge, trip-hop to noise, down-tempo to drone to whatever the fuck else you want to throw in for good measure, This Beat is Necrotronic is a compelling listen. Too early to judge after a few listens but this is some seriously cool shit. |
| Negative Plane Stained Glass Revelations | 3.5 |
| After a lengthy hiatus, US harbingers of blasphemous knuckledusting Negative Plane have returned in 2011. THEY BRING TEH RIFFS AND CHURCH BELLS IN A HOUR LONG SPECIAL OF FURIOUS BLACKENED CULT METAL THAT WOULD MAKE CTHULHU PROUD. |
| Negura Bunget Virstele Pamintului | 2.0 |
| .............................................................................................sucks |
| Neil Young Harvest | 4.5 |
| Nekrasov Extinction | 2.0 |
| Neurosis The Eye of Every Storm | 4.0 |
| Neurosis Given to the Rising | 5.0 |
| Neurosis A Sun That Never Sets | 3.5 |
| Neurosis Honor Found in Decay | 3.5 |
| There are way too many faggots being disrespectful little fucks to this great band and record. Of course, it is sputnik after all. Go choke on a bag of dicks |
| Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea | 4.0 |
| New Found Glory Not Without A Fight | 3.0 |
| New Years Day My Dear | 3.5 |
| Nick Cave & Warren Ellis The Road | 4.0 |
| Nicki Minaj Pink Friday | 1.0 |
| Nico Desertshore | 4.5 |
| Niggers Born In a Barn | 4.0 |
| Night Sins New Grave | 4.0 |
| Nightbringer Death And The Black Work | 3.0 |
| Nightwish Once | 4.0 |
| Nightwish Oceanborn | 5.0 |
| Power Metal at is best. A cd that is accesible to anyone with an open mind. Everything about this cd is spectacular with Tarja Turunen's soaring operatic vocals leading the way with Tuomas Holopainen's stong songwriting ability and overshadowing the guitars with awsome keyboard beats. thats not to say Emppu Vuorien is bad. He lays down alot of creative and heavy riffs on this cd with some sweet solos. Theres alot of interesting drum patterns from Jukka.The bass is noticeable at times with Sami droppin some cool bass lines.Overall I think this is their best cd and their highlights include the stunning Walking in the Air,Gethsemane, and The Riddler. |
| Nightwish Century Child | 4.0 |
| Nightwish Wishmaster | 3.5 |
| Nightwish Over The Hills And Far Away | 3.5 |
| Nightwish Dark Passion Play | 3.0 |
| Nightwish Angels Fall First | 4.0 |
| Nils Petter Molvaer Baboon Moon | 4.0 |
| Nirvana Nevermind | 4.0 |
| Nirvana In Utero | 4.0 |
| No Doubt Tragic Kingdom | 3.5 |
| No Warning Suffer, Survive | 3.5 |
| No-Man Schoolyard Ghosts | 4.0 |
| Nocturnal Breed Fields of Rot | 4.0 |
| Nocturnus The Key | 3.5 |
| Nokturnal Mortum Lunar Poetry | 4.0 |
| Nonpoint Recoil | 4.0 |
| Nonpoint Statement | 3.5 |
| Nonpoint Development | 3.0 |
| Norma Jean Redeemer | 2.0 |
| Norma Jean Bless the Martyr and Kiss the Child | 2.0 |
| Norma Jean O' God The Aftermath | 3.0 |
| Nox Arcana Grimm Tales | 3.5 |
| Nox Arcana Shadow of the Raven | 4.0 |
| Nox Arcana Blood of Angels | 3.0 |
| Nox Arcana Transylvania | 4.0 |
| Nox Arcana Necronomicon | 1.0 |
| NWA Straight Outta Compton | 4.5 |
| Nyctalgia Time Changed Everything... | 3.5 |
| Oathean Regarding All The Sadness Of The World | 2.5 |
| Obscura Cosmogenesis | 3.5 |
| Occult Crypt Exterminate | 4.5 |
| Occultation Three & Seven | 3.5 |
| Oceansize Effloresce | 3.5 |
| October Falls The Streams Of The End (EP) | 3.5 |
| October Falls Marras | 4.0 |
| Of Solitude and Solemn Of Solitude and Solemn | 3.0 |
| Of the Wand and the Moon Sonnenheim | 3.5 |
| Oh, Sleeper Son of the Morning | 1.5 |
| Olafur Arnalds Eulogy For Evolution | 4.0 |
| Olafur Arnalds Living Room Songs | 4.5 |
| Old Man's Child Slaves Of The World | 3.5 |
| Om God is Good | 3.0 |
| Omega Lithium Dreams In Formaline | 1.5 |
| Omnium Gatherum The Redshift | 2.0 |
| On Call Heroes Brotherhood | 3.0 |
| Once We Were Heroes The Juniper Sessions | 3.0 |
| Opeth Ghost Reveries | 3.5 |
| Opeth Watershed | 4.0 |
| Opeth Still Life | 3.0 |
| Opeth Heritage | 1.5 |
| Thor's incredible soundoff reminds one of a certain gentleman's inspired soundoff but replacing zazz with prog. Can prog be zazzy? That remains to be seen. Album sucks 1.5/5. |
| Order of Nine Angels Red Ritual | 3.5 |
| Orphaned Land The Never Ending Way Of ORwarriOR | 2.0 |
| Orphaned Land The Beloved's Cry | 3.5 |
| Our Last Night The Ghosts Among Us | 1.5 |
| Outerspace Blood Brothers | 4.0 |
| Ovid's Withering The Cloud Gatherer | 3.5 |
| Like a more djenty version of The Breathing Process. Shit kills. |
| Owl City Ocean Eyes | 3.0 |
| Ozzy Osbourne Blizzard Of Ozz | 3.5 |
| Ozzy Osbourne Ozzmosis | 3.0 |
| P.O.D. Satellite | 3.0 |
| P.O.S. Never Better | 3.5 |
| Paavoharju Laulu Laakson Kukista | 4.0 |
| Pallbearer Demo 2010 | 3.5 |
| Band doom smashes hard...imagine some American dudes channeling the might of Candlemass with the misery of Warning and get something totally awesome. |
| Pallbearer Sorrow And Extinction | 2.5 |
| Pan-Thy-Monium Khaooohs | 3.5 |
| Panda Riot Far and Near | 3.5 |
| Panopticon Panopticon | 3.5 |
| Panopticon Collapse | 4.0 |
| Pantera Vulgar Display Of Power | 3.5 |
| Pantheon I Worlds I Create | 3.5 |
| Papa Roach Infest | 3.0 |
| Papa Roach Getting Away With Murder | 3.5 |
| Papa Roach Lovehatetragedy | 2.5 |
| Papa Roach The Paramour Sessions | 3.5 |
| Papa Roach Metamorphosis | 2.0 |
| Papa Roach The Connection | 1.0 |
| Paradise Lost In Requiem | 4.0 |
| Paradise Lost Gothic | 3.5 |
| Paradise Lost Faith Divides Us - Death Unites Us | 3.0 |
| Paramore Riot! | 4.0 |
| Paramore All We Know Is Falling | 3.5 |
| Paramore Brand New Eyes | 4.5 |
| Parkway Drive Horizons | 1.5 |
| More uninspired metalcore that dosen't add anything new to the genre. We have heard it all before, done tens of times better by Unearth and such. Bobtser, your a fucking idiot, shut up. All in all, a breakdown fest with a poor vocal showing,nothing worthwhile here. |
| Paysage d'Hiver Einsamkeit | 3.5 |
| Paysage d'Hiver Steineiche | 5.0 |
| Paysage d'Hiver Das Tor | 4.0 |
| If this didn't have wind samples I'd rate it 1/5. |
| Pensees Nocturnes Grotesque | 2.0 |
| Perversor Demon Metal | 3.5 |
| Pestilence Testimony of the Ancients | 4.0 |
| Phantogram Eyelid Movies | 3.5 |
| Pianos Become the Teeth The Lack Long After | 2.5 |
| Pilgrim Forsaken Man (Demo) | 3.5 |
| Pin-Up Went Down 2 Unlimited | 4.0 |
| Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here | 5.0 |
| Pink Floyd Animals | 4.5 |
| Piranha Big Fucking Teeth | 4.5 |
| True thrash never dies |
| Pixies Doolittle | 4.0 |
| Planning For Burial Leaving | 4.0 |
| Plumtree Predicts the Future | 3.5 |
| Poison (DE) Into the Abyss | 4.0 |
| Poison the Well The Opposite of December | 5.0 |
| Poison the Well The Tropic Rot | 3.5 |
| Pokemon 2BA Masta | 5.0 |
| Porcupine Tree Fear of a Blank Planet | 3.5 |
| Porcupine Tree The Incident | 1.0 |
| Portal Outre | 4.0 |
| Portal Swarth | 3.5 |
| Portishead Third | 4.0 |
| Powder! Go Away Laika Still Wants Go Home | 3.0 |
| Powerwolf Blood of the Saints | 5.0 |
| Primordial To The Nameless Dead | 4.5 |
| Primordial A Journey's End | 4.0 |
| Primordial The Gathering Wilderness | 4.0 |
| Primordial Storm Before Calm | 4.0 |
| Prince Purple Rain | 4.5 |
| Profanatica Disgusting Blasphemies Against God | 4.0 |
| Professor Fate The Inferno | 4.0 |
| Prolyphic & Reanimator The Ugly Truth | 2.0 |
| Propagandhi Potemkin City Limits | 3.5 |
| Propagandhi Supporting Caste | 3.0 |
| Prosanctus Inferi Pandemonic Ululations of Vesperic... | 3.5 |
| Protest the Hero Kezia | 3.5 |
| Protest the Hero Fortress | 4.0 |
| Protest The hero...A poor mans Between The Buried And Me? The most overrated band since Coheed and Fagria? A terrible band name? No, no, and no. Everybodys a faggot if you don't enjoy Fortress. |
| Protest the Hero Scurrilous | 2.5 |
| Prurient Time's Arrow | 3.5 |
| Prurient Through the Window | 5.0 |
| Prussian Blue The Path We Chose | 5.0 |
| Classic pop album from these young starlets. They combine youthful yet quite technical musicianship with strong songwriting abilities and irresistible vocals. Choruses are always infectious, lending a bit of a history lesson with a zazz studded affair. |
| Prussian Blue Fragment Of The Future | 5.0 |
| Psyclon Nine We the Fallen | 3.5 |
| Puzzle (France) Nothing But The Rain | 3.5 |
| Pyramids with Nadja Pyramids with Nadja | 4.0 |
| Quicksand Slip | 3.5 |
| R.A. The Rugged Man Legends Never Die | 4.0 |
| Ra Ra Riot The Rhumb Line | 3.5 |
| Rachel's The Sea and the Bells | 4.0 |
| Radio Werewolf The Fiery Summons | 4.0 |
| Radiohead OK Computer | 3.5 |
All the pain in this world
Won't stop us now
For we have each other
All the hate in this world
Can't tear us apart
This love is forever |
| Radiohead Kid A | 4.0 |
| Radiohead The King of Limbs | 5.0 |
| Raison d'etre Requiem for Abandoned Souls | 4.0 |
| Raison d'etre The Stains of the Embodied Sacrifice | 3.0 |
| Rammstein Mutter | 3.5 |
| Rammstein Liebe Ist Für Alle Da | 4.0 |
| As one of those idiots who bought this record I can safely say it was worth the 10 bucks spent. Liebe is Rammstein's most consistent album in years. Crunchy guitars, floor punching rythmns, spacey electronics, some diversified songwriting and some of Till's greatest vocal work to date. What's not to love? It's fucking Rammstein bringing the goods and they bring it more often than not. As for the vulgar humor, I dont speak German and I dont really give a fuck either way. |
| Rasputina Oh Perilous World | 4.0 |
| Rat King Larva | 4.0 |
| Raunchy Death pop romance | 4.0 |
| Raunchy Wasteland Discotheque | 3.5 |
| Raunchy A Discord Electric | 1.0 |
| Worst ""metal"" album since a certain Metallica record. If you are skeptical and want to hear something truly awful then listen to this. Raunchy supporter no more. At least for right now. |
| Recreant Snakes and Vultures | 3.5 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers Californication | 3.0 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers Blood Sugar Sex Magik | 3.5 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers The Red Hot Chili Peppers | 3.5 |
| Red Sparowes Every Red Heart Shines Toward The Red... | 4.0 |
| Redflesh Raw War | 3.5 |
| Reflections of Internal Rain Last Flood | 4.0 |
| Refused The Shape of Punk to Come | 4.0 |
| Refused Songs to Fan the Flames of Discontent | 3.5 |
| Regina Soita mulle | 3.5 |
| Regina Spektor Soviet Kitsch | 4.0 |
| Regina Spektor Begin To Hope | 4.5 |
| Regina Spektor Far | 3.5 |
| Reign Supreme Testing The Limits Of Infinite | 3.5 |
| Renard Intensive Care Unit | 3.5 |
| Repulsion Horrified | 4.5 |
| Reverorum Ib Malacht What Do You Think Of The Old God We Call Him Judas | 4.0 |
| Revolting Dreadful Pleasures | 3.5 |
| Ride Nowhere | 3.5 |
| Riding Alone for Thousands of Miles Brick City Ghosts | 4.5 |
| Some of the most soul-crushing post rock I've ever heard. This 11 man crew really knows how to stir up the melancholy. With 5 guitarists, cello, violin, piano bells and harp with drum and bass, it's hard not to conjure something deep within your soul. ITS A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION Easily on par with Olafaur Arnalds Living Room Songs. Highly recommended. |
| RiFF RAFF Birth Of An Icon | 5.0 |
| RiFF RAFF The Golden Alien | 5.0 |
| RiFF RAFF Hologram Panda | 5.0 |
| Rilo Kiley Under the Blacklight | 3.5 |
| Rimfrost Veraldar Nagli | 2.5 |
| Rise Against The Sufferer and the Witness | 3.5 |
| Riverside Out of Myself | 4.0 |
| Riverside Second Life Syndrome | 4.0 |
| Roadrunner United The All-Star Sessions | 3.0 |
| Rotting Christ/Negative Plane Rotting Christ/ Negative Plane | 3.0 |
| RQTN 3200 ISO | 4.0 |
| Running Wild Death or Glory | 5.0 |
| Russian Circles Enter | 4.0 |
| Russian Circles Station | 3.5 |
| S Puking And Crying | 3.0 |
| S Club 7 The Greatest Hits Of S Club 7 | 3.5 |
| Sabbat/Bestial Warlust/Gehennah/Inferno Headbangers Against Disco Vol. 1 | 3.5 |
| Sailors With Wax Wings Sailors With Wax Wings | 4.0 |
| Salem (US) King Night | 3.5 |
| Samhain Initium | 3.0 |
| Saosin Saosin | 3.0 |
| Sarah Fimm White Birds | 3.5 |
| Sargeist Let The Devil In | 3.5 |
| See, back in the day when i though of Finnish metal, incorrigible faggotry such as Children of Bodom, Insomnium, Wintersun and a herd of troll metal bands came to mind. Now in my elder, more super elite sayian phase part II I think of such acts Convulse, Archgoat, Clandestine Blaze, Funeral Feast and Sargeist. "Let The Devil In" is a fantastic piece of Finnish black metal that ranks highly on the scale of 2010's extreme metal output. |
| Saros Acrid Plains | 3.5 |
| Satyricon Now, Diabolical | 2.0 |
| Satyricon Dark Medieval Times | 3.5 |
| Satyricon The Shadowthrone | 3.5 |
| Saxon Shore Four Months of Darkness | 4.0 |
| Saxon Shore The Exquisite Death of Saxon Shore | 4.0 |
| Say Anything ...Is a Real Boy | 4.0 |
| ADMIT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Say Anything Say Anything | 2.0 |
| Söldnergeist Spur 2 | 4.0 |
| Scar Symmetry Pitch Black Progress | 3.0 |
| Scar Symmetry Holographic Universe | 3.0 |
| Scar Symmetry Dark Matter Dimensions | 1.5 |
| Scarlet Crimson Sanctuary | 3.5 |
| School of Seven Bells Alpinisms | 3.5 |
| Scott Hull Requiem | 3.5 |
| Sear Bliss The Arcane Odyssey | 3.5 |
| Secret Shine Untouched | 5.0 |
| Sed Non Satiata Sed Non Satiata | 4.0 |
| Seether Finding Beauty in Negative Spaces | 1.5 |
| Seges Findere Genocidal Offensive | 4.0 |
| Seirom Forest EP | 3.5 |
| Senses Fail Still Searching | 3.0 |
| Senses Fail Let It Enfold You | 4.0 |
| Septic Flesh Communion | 3.5 |
| Septic Flesh The Great Mass | 3.5 |
| Septic Grave Caput Mortuum | 3.5 |
| Serena Joy Ours Will Be A Lonely Battle EP | 3.5 |
| Set Fire to Flames Sings Reign Rebuilder | 4.0 |
| Sevendust Animosity | 3.5 |
| Sevendust Seasons | 3.5 |
| Sevendust Next | 3.0 |
| Shade Empire Zero Nexus | 2.5 |
| Shades of Dusk Quiescence | 1.5 |
| Shadowcast Sun Lucid, Dreamscape, Remedy | 4.0 |
| She Screams Remedy She Screams Remedy EP | 3.0 |
An impressive E.P from these young kids of 17. Transitioning between driving dual male/female vocals, S.S.R apply a Taking Back Sundy basecoat with the guitar melodies and riffing and utilize a glossy Paramore clear finish. This E.P is Florida approved by chief administrator John Hanson(Iluvtar) and regional district manager/ disciplinary instructor Wylie J. McCloskey(BallsToTheWall)
If you love painting and Alternative Press spotlight bands get on this, otherwise your just a dweeb with a lack of fashion sense and a taste in music. |
| Shinedown Leave a Whisper | 3.5 |
| Shining (SWE) I - Within Deep Dark Chambers | 4.0 |
| Shiny Toy Guns We Are Pilots | 4.0 |
| Siamese Twins Demo 2011 | 4.0 |
| Sick Puppies Dressed Up as Life | 3.5 |
| SIG:AR:TYR Godsaga | 3.5 |
| Sigh Scorn Defeat | 3.5 |
| Sigh Imaginary Sonicscape | 4.0 |
| Sigh Scenes from Hell | 4.0 |
| Sigh In Somniphobia | 4.0 |
| Sigh album is a Sigh album. And as per usual...shit kills hard. |
| Sigur Ros Ágætis Byrjun | 4.0 |
| Sigur Ros Takk... | 4.5 |
| Sigur Ros med sud i eyrum vio spilum endalaust | 4.0 |
| Sigur Ros Valtari | 5.0 |
All the pain in this world won't stop us now
For we have each other
All the hate in this world can't tear us apart
This love is forever |
| Silent Servant Negative Fascination | 3.5 |
| Silentium Seducia | 2.5 |
| Silverstein Discovering the Waterfront | 1.0 |
| Silversun Pickups Swoon | 3.5 |
| Sioum I Am Mortal, But Was Fiend | 4.0 |
| Siouxsie and the Banshees Juju | 4.5 |
| SIN IN MY HEART SIN IN MY HEART SIN IN MY HEART |
| Siouxsie and the Banshees Tinderbox | 4.0 |
| Six Organs Of Admittance Luminous Night | 3.5 |
| Skadi Eliwagar | 3.5 |
| Skeletal Spectre Occult Spawned Premonitions | 3.0 |
| Skillet Comatose | 2.0 |
| Skogen Vittra | 3.5 |
| Skrillex Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites | 3.5 |
| Skullflower Last Shot at Heaven | 4.0 |
| Sky Architects The Promise of Tomorrow | 4.0 |
| Sky Flying By What's The Farthest You Can See? | 4.0 |
| Skyfire Fractal EP | 3.5 |
| Slayer Reign in Blood | 4.0 |
| Slayer Seasons in the Abyss | 4.0 |
| Sleep Dealer Shadows Of The Past | 4.5 |
| Sleeping Peonies Rose Curl, Sea Swirl | 3.5 |
| Sleeping Peonies s l o w l y d i s a p p e a r i n g | 3.5 |
| Sleepingdog Polar Life | 2.5 |
| Sleepmakeswaves In Today Already Walks Tomorrow | 4.0 |
| Sleepmakeswaves ...and so we destroyed everything | 4.0 |
| Slipknot Iowa | 3.0 |
| Slipknot Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses) | 3.0 |
| Slipknot All Hope Is Gone | 3.0 |
| Slough Feg Ape Uprising | 3.5 |
| Slowdive Souvlaki | 5.0 |
| Slowdive Pygmalion | 3.5 |
| Slutvomit Satanic Slut Metal | 4.0 |
| Smile Empty Soul Smile Empty Soul | 3.5 |
| So Hideous I Balance Daydreams On The Tip Of A Knife | 4.0 |
| So Hideous To Clasp a Fallen Wish With Broken Fingers | 4.0 |
| Soap and Skin Lovetune for Vacuum | 4.5 |
| Soap and Skin Narrow | 3.5 |
| Soap and Skin Sugarbread | 3.5 |
| Sodom M-16 | 5.0 |
| Sodom Persecution Mania | 4.0 |
| Sodom In War And Pieces | 4.5 |
| Opeth wish they were as metal as Sodom. They should go back to playing granpas guitars and release seminal prog rock albums for their jackoff fanbase while Sodom plays METAL the way it's supposed to be played. THRASHIN TILL DAWN MOTHERFUCKER |
| Soft Cell Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret | 5.0 |
| Soilwork Natural Born Chaos | 3.0 |
| Soilwork Stabbing the Drama | 3.5 |
| Soilwork The Panic Broadcast | 2.0 |
| For every rating above 2, a baby is eaten by homeless cannibals. |
| Soilwork The Living Infinite | 2.0 |
| Soko I Thought I Was an Alien | 4.0 |
| Sol Invictus In the Rain | 4.5 |
| Sol Invictus The Cruelest Month | 3.0 |
| Sol.Illaquists Of Sound No More Heroes | 4.0 |
| Sole and the Skyrider Band Plastique | 4.0 |
| Sole and the Skyrider Band Hello Cruel World | 3.0 |
| Yeah this really isn't that great. Love about 4 songs but this features some of the dullest, laziest and elementary rhyming skills/lyrics. A few real duds on here as well. Should have joined forces with Manowar. |
| Solefald Red For Fire: An Icelandic Odyssey Part 1 | 3.5 |
| Solterra Soul, Earth, Sun | 5.0 |
| Sonic Syndicate Only Inhuman | 3.0 |
| Catchy melodic death metal/metalcore from you guessed it, Sweden.Joining the next wave of Swedish metal along Scar Symmetry and Blinded Colony is Sonic Syndicate. After winning the Nuclear Blast battle of the bands and signing on quickly comes out with Only Inhuman. Extremely catchy metal with heavy and melodic riffing,cool drum patterns, and dual vocals. However the bass is practically nonexistent. Very accesible and everyone should give this a spin. Highlights include Denied,Aftermath and the ballad Enclave. Go out and buy it. |
| Sonic Syndicate Love and Other Disasters | 1.5 |
| Sonic Syndicate Burn This City | 2.5 |
| Sort Vokter Folkloric Necro Metal | 3.5 |
| Sothis De Oppresso Liber | 1.0 |
Norwegian, symphonic black metal in the vein of Emperor. The catch? They're from California, and they play cookie cutter purple metal. Copy pasta what made Emperor so great and streamline it to the point of it being sponsored by hot topic. Seriously? Hot Topic endorsed black metal? Yeah, sad to say. What's so good about this? nothing, they are a bunch of old, ugly fat dudes and girl who play the most generic, uncreative music alive. There are no redeeming aspects and no real reason to check this out if you havent heard Emperor already Record sucks and it's a real shame this band was picked up by Candlelight. For pre-teens who love Twilight but want something a little more brootal, that skinny stoner guy sporting a Cradle Of Filth t-shirt at your mall, and people who enjoy bad music.
Sincerely,
BallsToTheWall |
| Souls Of Nephilims The Vampiric Requiem EP | 4.0 |
| Soundgarden Superunknown | 4.0 |
| Soundtrack Crank 2: High Voltage | 3.5 |
Excessive sex, violence, violence and sex, gratuitous language and nudity wrapped around non stop bone breaking and blood spattering violence with random comedic scenes ranging from Chev's childhood, horse track sex, and the immense Godzilla sequence. The only way to describe Crank 2, and the seemingly impossible to kill Chev Chelios. For a movie this manical, twisted, and BallsToTheWall, there is only one man could create a movie soundtrack as pulse pounding and excessively offensive as Crank 2. His name is Mike Patton.
Mike Patton pulls together a 32 track affair transitioning from heavy metal guitars, electronic beats, heavy drumming, and cutting synth lines to deliver the savage beatdown of all beatdowns. Highly explosive, I can't even hold still while i'm writing this.
I'm off to guzzle down massive quantities of protein powder and redbull from my local health mart before attemptuing to run 15 miles, seemingly catching another sneak peek of the ridalin meets redline approach of Crank 2. Do yourself a favor, see thge movie, and acquire the mother f*cking soundtrack. |
| Soundtrack Dynasty Warriors 4 | 5.0 |
| Soundtrack The Twilight Saga: New Moon | 4.5 |
| Soundtrack The Twilight Saga: Eclipse | 4.5 |
| Soundtrack Twilight Official Soundtrack | 4.5 |
| Soundtrack Trainspotting: Music from the Motion Picture | 3.5 |
| Soup Children of E.L.B. | 4.0 |
| Spaces Voyage | 3.5 |
| Sparklehorse It's a Wonderful Life | 4.0 |
| Spineshank Self Destructive Pattern | 3.5 |
| Spokes Everyone I Ever Met | 4.5 |
| SSS The Dividing Line | 3.5 |
| St. Vincent Actor | 3.0 |
| Stag Hare Black Medicine Music | 4.0 |
| Staind Break the Cycle | 3.0 |
| Staind 14 Shades Of Grey | 3.0 |
| Star Of Ash The Thread | 4.0 |
| Stargazer A Great Work of Ages | 3.5 |
| Starkweather This Sheltering Night | 3.5 |
| Starkweather and Overmars Starkweather/Overmars | 3.5 |
| 1ST KRIEG!!!!!!!! |
| Stars In Our Bedroom After The War | 4.0 |
| Stars The Five Ghosts | 3.5 |
| Stars of the Lid And Their Refinement Of The Decline | 3.0 |
| Static-X Shadow Zone | 3.0 |
| Static-X Machine | 3.0 |
| Static-X Start a War | 2.5 |
| Stellar Corpses Dead Stars Drive In | 4.0 |
| Steve Von Till A Grave Is a Grim Horse | 4.0 |
| Stian Westerhus Pitch Black Star Spangled | 4.0 |
| Still Corners Don't Fall In Love | 3.5 |
| Still Remains Of Love And Lunacy | 3.5 |
| Stolen Babies There Be Squabbles Ahead | 3.5 |
| Stooma Long Live Stooma | 5.0 |
| Storm Corrosion Storm Corrosion | 1.0 |
| I was excreting into the sink and lost total control of my bowels. Shit on the mirror, shit in the fish tank, shit in the shower, shit on the Johnny Depp poster, shit in Debbie's hair shit on the floor, everybody is slipping into my shit..........it's like a watergun fight but with shit instead of water. Can someone pass the toilet paper? |
| Storming Darkness Sin-Thesis | 3.0 |
| Stormrider First Battle Won | 3.5 |
| Story of the Year In The Wake Of Determination | 2.5 |
| Story of the Year Page Avenue | 4.5 |
| Story of the Year The Black Swan | 3.5 |
| Strand of Oaks Pope Killdragon | 4.0 |
| Strapping Young Lad Alien | 1.5 |
| Stream Of Passion Embrace The Storm | 3.0 |
| Strife In This Defiance | 3.5 |
| Stryper To Hell With the Devil | 4.0 |
| Stryper Against the Law | 4.0 |
| Stutterfly And We Are Bled Of Color | 3.5 |
| Sui Generis Umbra Amok | 3.5 |
| Sui Generis Umbra Coma | 4.5 |
| Suicide Silence Suicide Silence | 1.0 |
| Sul ad Astral Sul ad Astral | 3.0 |
| Sum 41 All Killer No Filler | 3.5 |
| Sum 41 Chuck | 4.0 |
| Sum 41 Does This Look Infected | 3.5 |
| Summer Fades Away We Meet the Last Time, Then Departure | 4.0 |
| Summoning Let Mortal Heroes Sing Your Fame | 3.5 |
| Summoning Stronghold | 3.5 |
| Summoning Minas Morgul | 4.0 |
| Sun Glitters Everything Could Be Fine | 3.5 |
| Sun Kil Moon Ghosts of the Great Highway | 4.0 |
| Sun Kil Moon Admiral Fell Promises | 2.5 |
| Sun of the Blind Skullreader | 4.5 |
| Sunlight Ascending All the Memories, All at Once | 4.5 |
| Sunn O))) Monoliths and Dimensions | 3.5 |
| Sunn O))) Dømkirke | 4.0 |
| Sunn O))) and Boris Altar | 4.0 |
| Sunny Day Real Estate Diary | 4.0 |
| Super Water Sympathy Hydrogen Child | 5.0 |
| Svarte Greiner Penpals Forever | 3.0 |
| Swallow The Sun Plague Of Butterflies | 2.0 |
| Swallow The Sun The Morning Never Came | 2.5 |
| Swallow The Sun Hope | 2.5 |
| Swans Soundtracks for the Blind | 3.5 |
| Swans My Father Will Guide Me Up A Rope To The Sky | 3.5 |
| Swans The Great Annihilator | 4.0 |
| Swans Young God | 3.0 |
| Swans The Seer | 4.0 |
| Swirlies Blonder Tongue Audio Baton | 4.0 |
| Symphony in Peril The Whore's Trophy | 1.0 |
| System Divide The Collapse | 1.5 |
| System of a Down Toxicity | 2.5 |
| T.I. Paper Trail | 3.0 |
| Tamaryn The Waves | 3.5 |
| Tankard Zombie Attack | 4.5 |
| Tarja Turunen My Winter Storm | 3.0 |
| Tarja Turunen What Lies Beneath | 3.0 |
| Tat Soho Lights | 3.5 |
| Tau Tau Eyelids | 5.0 |
| took a shot of swag directly into the eyeball..nobody ever told me it would sting as much as it did....took some time washing it all out too but man was it glorious. |
| Taylor Swift Fearless | 3.0 |
| Team Sleep Team Sleep | 4.0 |
| Teargas and Plateglass Black Triage | 4.5 |
| Tears For Fears Songs From The Big Chair | 4.5 |
| Tears Run Rings Always, Sometimes, Seldom, Never | 4.0 |
| Tearwave Different Shade of Beauty | 5.0 |
| Teeth Gnashers I Have Never Been Colder | 3.5 |
| Tegan and Sara Sainthood | 3.5 |
| Tegan and Sara Heartthrob | 5.0 |
| Tenacious D The Pick of Destiny | 3.5 |
| Tenhi Kauan | 3.5 |
| Tenhi Maaaet | 4.5 |
| Terrorizer World Downfall | 3.5 |
| Testament Practice What You Preach | 4.5 |
| Textures Silhouettes | 3.5 |
| The Absence From Your Grave | 3.0 |
| The Agonist Lullabies For the Dormant Mind | 2.0 |
| The Agony Scene The Darkest Red | 3.5 |
| The American Dollar Atlas | 4.0 |
| The Angelic Process Weighing Souls with Sand | 4.0 |
| The Anniversary Designing For a Nervous Breakdown | 3.5 |
| The Antlers Hospice | 3.5 |
| The Ascent of Everest From This Vantage | 3.5 |
| The Austrasian Goat Stains of Resignation | 3.5 |
| The Banner Frailty | 4.0 |
| The Best Pessimist To Whom It May Concern | 4.5 |
| The Best Pessimist Two Against All | 4.0 |
| The Best Pessimist Love Is... | 4.5 |
| The Birthday Massacre Violet | 4.0 |
| Strolling through Hot Topic a couple years back, I noticed a cd that stood out from the others. The Birthday Massacre was its name. I was suprised and yet excited to hear how it sounds. Gothic rock, industrial, and electronica all mixed into one with female vocals. After hearing the first song Lover's end i was entranced and bought it immediately. Strange as the music is,people should give it a try. |
| The Birthday Massacre Walking With Strangers | 4.0 |
| The Birthday Massacre Nothing And Nowhere | 3.5 |
| The Birthday Massacre Looking Glass | 3.0 |
| The Birthday Massacre Pins and Needles | 2.5 |
| The Birthday Massacre Hide and Seek | 3.5 |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Miasma | 2.0 |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Nocturnal | 2.0 |
| The Black Heart Rebellion Monologue | 4.0 |
| The Black Maria A Shared History in Tragedy | 3.5 |
| The Bled Found In The Flood | 2.0 |
| The Boo Radleys Giant Steps | 4.0 |
| The Books The Way Out | 3.5 |
| The Bouncing Souls Ghosts on the Boardwalk | 3.5 |
| The Brains The Monster Within | 3.5 |
| The Breathing Process Odyssey (un)Dead | 3.5 |
| The Bride of Changes The Bride of Changes | 4.0 |
| Russian screamo with a dash of post rock. Good production and songwriting, remind sme a bit of Envy I suppose. |
| The Bright Road Norway | 4.0 |
| The Browning Burn This World | 5.0 |
Your stare was holdin',
Ripped jeans, skin was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where you think you're going, baby?
Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe? |
| The Caretaker An Empty Bliss Beyond This World | 4.0 |
| The Chemical Brothers Dig Your Own Hole | 4.0 |
| The Church Priest=Aura | 4.5 |
| The Cold Harbour Homebound | 4.0 |
| The Corrs In Blue | 3.0 |
| The Corrs Talk on Corners | 3.5 |
| The Cosmic Dead The Exalted King | 4.0 |
| The Cranberries Bury the Hatchet | 4.0 |
| The Cranberries No Need to Argue | 5.0 |
| The Cranberries Everybody Else Is Doing It, So Why Can't We? | 4.0 |
| The Cranberries Roses | 5.0 |
| The Creepshow They All Fall Down | 3.0 |
| The Daysleepers Drowned in a Sea of Sound | 4.5 |
| The Dear Hunter Act II: The Meaning of, & All Things Regarding Ms. Leading | 4.0 |
| The Delicious Bread Collection Equals Hitler | 5.0 |
| So we can all listen to David Allan Coe and laugh at the expense of blacks and women but I put on a joke statutory rape song and everybody's offended and leaves. I'm sorry I didn't know your nephew was a fag, next door neighbor, but fuck you for being hypocrites. |
| The Devil Wears Prada Dear Love: A Beautiful Discord | 2.0 |
| The Devil Wears Prada Plagues | 1.5 |
| The Devil Wears Prada With Roots Above and Branches Below | 3.0 |
| The Devil Wears Prada Zombie | 3.0 |
| The Devin Townsend Project Addicted | 3.5 |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity | 4.0 |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan Miss Machine | 4.0 |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan Irony Is a Dead Scene | 3.5 |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan Option Paralysis | 3.0 |
| The Doors The Soft Parade | 4.0 |
| The Doors Strange Days | 3.5 |
| The Dresden Dolls The Dresden Dolls | 4.5 |
| The Evpatoria Report Golevka | 4.0 |
| The Evpatoria Report The Evpatoria Report | 4.0 |
| The Faceless Akeldama | 2.5 |
| The Fall of Troy Doppelganger | 3.5 |
| The Fall of Troy Ghostship | 3.5 |
| The Fall of Troy The Fall of Troy | 3.0 |
| The Flashbulb Soundtrack to a Vacant Life | 4.5 |
| The Foetal Mind Supreme Cheminement | 3.5 |
| The Funeral Pyre Wounds | 3.5 |
| The Gaslight Anthem The 59 Sound | 4.0 |
| The Gathering Home | 4.0 |
| The Gathering Souvenirs | 4.0 |
| The Gathering If_Then_Else | 3.5 |
| The Gathering The West Pole | 4.0 |
| The Ghost Inside Returners | 3.5 |
| As Broseidon, king of the brocean, I think i'm personally entitled to kick off this years Bro's Choice Awards:2010 edition. For best bro-core album of 2010 I nominate The Ghost Inside's Returners as the essential bro-core album to own, regardless if you're a bro or not. Chock full of catchy breakdowns to tool out to, self motivating lyrical content not seen since the film 300, groovy riffs that recall FUCK YEAH PANTERA!!! and some fist pumping melodies to show everyone that you might be a bro but you also have feelings. I also nominate The Ghost Inside for most bro-tastic video for Unspoken and for greatest breakdown of 2010 in Downbeat. I guarantee you will not be having sex with a woman with this album but who gives a fuck, we're bros, we stick together and pound beers, bump fists and lift weights. Fuck yeah..... |
| The Glitch Mob Drink the Sea | 4.0 |
| The Grotesquery Tales Of The Coffin Born | 3.0 |
| The Haunted rEVOLVEr | 3.5 |
| The Haxan Cloak Excavation | 4.0 |
| The Human Abstract Nocturne | 2.0 |
| The Hush Sound Goodbye Blues | 3.5 |
| The Jesus and Mary Chain Psychocandy | 4.5 |
| The Jesus Lizard Goat | 4.0 |
| The Kilimanjaro Darkjazz Ensemble Here Be Dragons | 4.0 |
| The Kilimanjaro Darkjazz Ensemble From the Stairwell | 3.5 |
| The Kills Blood Pressures | 3.0 |
| The Knife Deep Cuts | 4.5 |
| The Last Shadow Puppets The Age Of The Understatement | 3.5 |
| The Legendary Pink Dots Curse | 5.0 |
| The Letter Black Breaking The Silence EP | 3.0 |
| The Locust Safety Second, Body Last | 2.0 |
| The Locust Plague Soundscapes | 2.5 |
| The Mars Volta The Bedlam in Goliath | 2.5 |
| The Material To Weather The Storm | 3.5 |
| The Material What We Are | 3.0 |
| The Material Everything I Want to Say | 2.5 |
| The Morning Of The World As We Know It | 3.0 |
| The Mount Fuji Doomjazz Corporation Succubus | 4.0 |
| The National High Violet | 4.0 |
| The New Pornographers Together | 4.0 |
| The Offspring Smash | 4.0 |
| The Offspring Ixnay on the Hombre | 4.0 |
| The Offspring Conspiracy of One | 3.5 |
| The Offspring Americana | 4.0 |
| The Offspring Ignition | 3.5 |
| The Offspring Splinter | 3.0 |
| The Offspring Rise and Fall, Rage and Grace | 3.0 |
| The Pains of Being Pure at Heart The Pains of Being Pure at Heart | 3.5 |
| The Pains of Being Pure at Heart Higher Than the Stars | 3.0 |
| The Phantom Carriage New Thing | 3.5 |
| The Pirate Ship Quintet The Pirate Ship Quintet EP | 4.0 |
| The Postmarks Memoirs At The End Of The World | 3.5 |
| The Presidents of the USA The Presidents of the USA | 3.5 |
| The Prodigy Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned | 4.0 |
| The Prodigy The Fat of the Land | 4.0 |
| The Project Hate MCMXCIX Armageddon March Eternal | 2.0 |
| The Raveonettes In and Out of Control | 3.5 |
| The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Lonely Road | 1.0 |
| The Reptillian Full Health | 3.5 |
| The Roots How I Got Over | 4.0 |
| The Ruins Of Beverast Unlock the Shrine | 3.5 |
| The Saddest Landscape You Will Not Survive | 3.0 |
| The Secret Meeting Ultrashiver | 3.5 |
| The Seven Mile Journey Notes for the Synthesis | 4.5 |
| One of the best modern post-rock albums period. |
| The Shaking Sensations This Is Your Hell Fire Religion! | 3.0 |
| The Shaking Sensations Start Stop Worrying | 3.5 |
| The Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness | 4.5 |
| The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream | 5.0 |
| The Smashing Pumpkins Zeitgeist | 3.0 |
| The Soldier Thread In Spades | 4.0 |
| The Stiletto Formal Fiesta Fiesta Fiesta Fiesta! | 3.5 |
| The Swell Season The Swell Season | 4.0 |
| The Swellers Ups and Downsizing | 4.0 |
| The Third Eye Foundation The Dark | 3.5 |
| The Vision Bleak The Wolves Go Hunt Their Prey | 3.0 |
| The Vision Bleak The Deathship Has A New Captain | 4.5 |
| The Vision Bleak Set Sail To Mystery | 3.5 |
| The Weeknd House of Balloons | 4.0 |
| The Weeknd Echoes of Silence | 2.0 |
| The Word Alive Deceiver | 1.0 |
| The World is a Beautiful Place And... Whenever, If Ever | 3.5 |
| The xx xx | 3.5 |
| Theatre Of Tragedy Velvet Darkness They Fear | 3.5 |
| Theatre Of Tragedy Forever is the World | 2.5 |
| Thee Silver Mount Zion 13 Blues for Thirteen Moons | 4.0 |
| Thee Silver Mount Zion Born Into Trouble As the Sparks Fly... | 4.5 |
| Theophany Time's End: Majora's Mask Remixed | 5.0 |
| Therion Beyond Sanctorum | 3.5 |
| Therion Vovin | 4.5 |
| These Monsters Call Me Dragon | 4.0 |
| Thin Lizzy Jailbreak | 5.0 |
| Third Eye Blind Third Eye Blind | 3.5 |
| thisquietarmy Blackhaunter | 3.5 |
| Thorns Thorns | 3.5 |
| Thrice Vheissu | 4.5 |
| Thrice The Illusion Of Safety | 3.5 |
| Thrice The Alchemy Index Vols. I & II | 4.5 |
| Thrice The Alchemy Index Vols. III & IV | 3.5 |
| Thrice The Artist In The Ambulance | 5.0 |
| Thrice Beggars | 2.0 |
| Throne of Ahaz At The Mountains of Northern Storm | 3.5 |
| Through the Eyes of the Dead The Scars of Ages | 3.5 |
| Through the Eyes of the Dead Bloodlust | 4.0 |
| Throwdown Vendetta | 3.5 |
| Thy Repentance Through the Twilight Eyes of Frost | 2.5 |
| Tiamat The Scarred People | 3.5 |
| Tim Hecker Ravedeath, 1972 | 4.0 |
| Time To Burn Is.Land | 3.5 |
| To Kill A Petty Bourgeoisie The Patron | 4.5 |
| Today Is the Day Axis Of Eden | 3.5 |
| Today Is the Day Pain Is A Warning | 3.5 |
| TOKiMONSTA Midnight Menu | 3.0 |
| Tony Conrad With Faust Outside The Dream Syndicate | 5.0 |
| Touche Amore ...To the Beat of a Dead Horse | 4.5 |
| Touche Amore Parting The Sea Between Brightness And Me | 3.0 |
| Trail Of Tears Existenia | 3.0 |
| Trapt Trapt | 2.5 |
| Trespassers William Different Stars | 4.0 |
| Tribes of Neurot Adaptation and Survival: The Insect Project | 4.0 |
| Trinacria Travel Now Journey Infinitely | 3.5 |
| Trist (CZE) Nostalgie | 3.5 |
| Trist (GER) Willenskraft | 3.0 |
| Tristan Tzara Da Ne Zaboravis | 3.5 |
| Tristania Illumination | 3.5 |
| Tristania Beyond the Veil | 4.5 |
| Tristania Ashes | 3.0 |
| Tristania Widow's Weeds | 3.5 |
| Tristania World of Glass | 2.0 |
| Tristania Rubicon | 3.0 |
| As a Tristania fanboy I had low expectations for this record due to the loss of two key members. However, they've rebounded exceptionally well. Mariangela in particular is worth mentioning. Her vocals are excellent even though they lean a bit towards Vibeke's signature style. Tristania also bring back the violin which is a plus. Choruses are catchy, verses get occasionally heavy but the growls and musical intensity of old have been dropped. Overall solid effort. |
| Trivium Ascendancy | 4.0 |
| Trivium The Crusade | 2.0 |
All the pain in this world
Won't stop us now
For we have each other
All the hate in this world
Can't tear us apart
This love is forever |
| Trivium Shogun | 3.0 |
| Trophy Scars Bad Luck | 1.5 |
| Trophy Scars Darkness, Oh Hell | 1.0 |
| Tropic of Cancer Permissions of Love | 3.0 |
| TRUSTcompany True Parallels | 3.5 |
| TRUSTcompany The Lonely Position of Neutral | 4.0 |
| Tsunami Bomb Definitive Act | 3.5 |
| TV on the Radio Dear Science | 3.5 |
| Tycho Dive | 3.5 |
| Tyler Bates 300 Soundtrack | 4.0 |
| Tyler The Creator Goblin | 3.0 |
| U2 The Best Of 1980-1990 | 3.0 |
| Uaral Lamentos A Poema Muerto | 1.0 |
| Ulcerate Everything Is Fire | 3.5 |
| Ulver Kveldssanger | 4.0 |
| Ulver Perdition City | 3.5 |
| Ulver Nattens Madrigal | 3.5 |
| Ulver Bergtatt | 4.0 |
| Ulver Shadows of the Sun | 4.5 |
| Ulver Svidd Neger | 4.0 |
| Ulver Themes from William Blake's The Marriage of Hea... | 3.5 |
| Ulver Blood Inside | 3.0 |
| Ulver Wars of the Roses | 3.0 |
| Ulver returns in 2011 with a zazztastic record. Would you expect anything less? of course not, Ulver are the progenitors of zazz. |
| Ulver Lyckantropen Themes | 4.0 |
| Ulver My Own Wolf: A New Approach to Ulver | 4.0 |
| 26 bands from around the world offer their own interpretations of classic Ulver songs spanning a multitude of genres. One vote, of course. Sputnik has reached a new low. Cthulhu is displeased. |
| Unanimated In The Light Of Darkness | 3.5 |
| Underoath The Changing of Times | 3.5 |
| Underoath They're Only Chasing Safety | 3.5 |
| Underoath Lost in the Sound of Separation | 2.5 |
| Underoath Define the Great Line | 2.0 |
| Unearth III: In the Eyes of Fire | 3.5 |
| Unearth The Oncoming Storm | 3.5 |
| Unearth The March | 2.5 |
| Unearthly Trance Electrocution | 3.5 |
| 2008 has been a significant year for metal yet many of the finer releases tend to get overshadowed by the larger names. Unearthly Trance's "Electrocution" is one particulary fine example. Electrocution displays a rip roaring concoction of furious hardcore punk energy, sludge metal, a thundering old-school doom metal atmosphere, and even black metal at it's most intense moments. In a year where Doom metal has been practically been at the gutter finds Unearthly Trance producing one of the better records around. Fans of dark, dreary doom with heavy distortion, The Melvins, Pentagram, Goatwhore, or ehavy music need to spin this. If you don't like it, it's your loss. |
| Unexpect In a Flesh Aquarium | 3.5 |
| Unexpect Utopia | 4.0 |
| Unicorn Kid Wee Monsters | 3.5 |
| Unleashed Hammer Battalion | 4.0 |
| Unleashed As Yggdrasil Trembles | 2.0 |
| Unter Null Moving On | 3.5 |
| Unter Null The Failure Epiphany | 4.0 |
| Unter Null Sacrament EP | 3.0 |
| Unwed Sailor The Faithful Anchor | 3.0 |
| Ural Umbo Ural Umbo | 4.0 |
| Urgehal Ikonoklast | 2.5 |
| V 28 VioLution | 4.0 |
| Vader Welcome To The Morbid Reich | 3.5 |
| Vader just splooged in my face with this fantastic piece of death metal. MMMH I taste Kielbasa. |
| Vales Clarity | 3.0 |
| Vampillia and Nadja The Primitive World | 4.5 |
| Vampire Vampire | 3.5 |
| Var No One Dances Quite Like My Brothers | 4.5 |
| Various Artists Doomsday Soundtrack | 3.5 |
| Various Artists (Punk) Japanese Pop Punk Compilation 2012 | 5.0 |
| The capacity of human intelligence seems to limit the capabilities to expand upon any possible creative aptitudes. Indeed, if one cannot even notice the facets that the ingenuities around him are comprised of, how can he be expected to fashion a beast of his own? This inveterate sense of constraint is a great blow to the veracity of mankind?s abilities. It restrains us and holds our minds to the ground below, averting any possibility of rising above ourselves to something greater; something not fathomed by the conventional mind. This concept of seeking to go beyond one?s self, known as ?transcendence?, is essentially a gateway to unlocking pieces of ourselves that can lead to some of the most elaborate and significant creations of our world. For many, this quest to transcend and form creations that were once considered unthinkable and overwhelming consumes life. Certainly it is rare to find such people, but when they are found, creative barriers are destroyed. |
| Veara What We Left Behind | 2.5 |
| Venetian Snares/Hecate Nymphomatriarch | 3.5 |
| Veronica Falls Veronica Falls | 3.0 |
| VersaEmerge VersaEmerge | 3.0 |
| VersaEmerge Fixed at Zero | 3.5 |
| On the scale of zazz from 1 - 10 Fixed At Zero ranks at 6/10. It just lacks....zazz. The lack of big hooks, and standout moments really de-jazz the whole affair. If only VersaEmerge put the zazz train to zazzville, then this would be a star studded evening of zazz. |
| Viking Skull Cursed by the Sword | 5.0 |
| The second manliest album of the year |
| Vindensang Terminus: Rebirth in Eight Parts… | 4.0 |
| Vinterriket Horizontmelancholie | 3.5 |
| Virgin Black Requiem - Mezzo Forte | 3.5 |
| Vlad Tepes/Belketre March To The Black Holocaust | 4.0 |
| VOICEsVOICEs Origins EP | 3.5 |
| Volbeat Rock The Rebel/Metal The Devil | 3.5 |
| Volbeat Beyond Hell/Above Heaven | 3.5 |
| Volcanic Slut Blasphemaster | 3.5 |
| Vordr I | 3.0 |
| Vortex Rikers Oceanic EP | 3.5 |
| Vreid Milorg | 4.0 |
| Vreid V | 3.0 |
| Waking The Cadaver Demo | 1.0 |
| Walknut Graveforests And Their Shadows | 4.0 |
| Atmospheric black metal from Russia. It's a difficult album to acquire unless you blog or search on ebay but those who man up to the task of acquiring this recives several cool points from me. "Graveforests And Their Shadows" is the bands debut album and capitalizes on the droning style perfected by Drudkh yet keeps the formula original and unique enough to stand out from the ever growing mediocrity from the black metal genre. |
| War of Ages Pride of the Wicked | 2.5 |
| Warning Watching from a Distance | 3.5 |
| Washed Out Life of Leisure | 3.5 |
| Waylander Honour Amongst Chaos | 3.0 |
| We All Inherit the Moon When We Finally Fall Asleep | 3.5 |
| We Are The Fallen Tear The World Down | 3.5 |
| Weakling Dead as Dreams | 3.5 |
| Weezer The Blue Album | 5.0 |
| Weezer Pinkerton | 4.0 |
| Whirr Distressor | 4.0 |
| Whirr June | 3.5 |
| White Hex Heat | 4.0 |
| White Moth White Moth | 3.5 |
| Whitechapel A New Era of Corruption | 1.0 |
| Some guy comes into my house goes top youtube and recommends me Emmure and Whitechapel as if they're the "it" bands to know. Fuck you, should have headbutted him in the face. |
| Whitechapel This Is Exile | 1.0 |
| Whitechapel The Somatic Defilement | 1.0 |
| Whitechapel Recorrupted | 1.0 |
| Whitechapel Whitechapel | 1.0 |
Dear Whitechapel, you guys are a bag of dicks and a complete disgrace to both metal and white people. Stop creating your atrocious racket that you call metal. You and me both know that is false. What you play is some gay ass, rainbow fag shit for gays. Take it to heart, you've been a total embarrassment to metal since your inception.
Yours Truly,
A Real Metal Fan. |
| Whitechapel The Somatic Defilement (Remaster) | 1.0 |
| Windir Arntor | 3.5 |
| Winds The Imaginary Direction of Time | 3.5 |
| Winds Of Plague The Great Stone War | 2.5 |
| Winterfylleth The Mercian Sphere | 1.0 |
| Wintersun Wintersun | 3.0 |
| Within Temptation Mother Earth | 3.0 |
| Within Temptation The Heart of Everything | 2.5 |
| Within Temptation The Silent Force | 3.0 |
| Wolves in the Throne Room Two Hunters | 3.5 |
| Wolves in the Throne Room Diadem of 12 Stars | 4.0 |
| Wolves in the Throne Room Malevolent Grain | 3.5 |
| Wolves in the Throne Room Black Cascade | 3.0 |
| Wolves in the Throne Room Celestial Lineage | 5.0 |
| OMG.....I FEEL LIKE IM PARTAKING IN A FURIOUS YET SPIRITUAL ELVEN ORGY THROUGH THE MIDDLE OF THE NORTHERN WOODLANDS OF ALBION. I'M FISTING ELVES WHILE MEDITATING TO THE ENTRANCING NATURAL AMBIANCE OF CHATTERING BIRDS AND THE ENGROSSING SONG PRODUCTION VALUES. I FEEL ALIVE. IM EATING A BLUEBERRY RASBERRY BLACKBERRY FRUIT SALAD DRESSED UP IN RICH MAHOGANY SYRUP. IM PLAYING THE HARP. IM WRITING A SCRIPT TO THE 8TH HARRY POTTER MOVIE. IM PRANCING AROUND LIKE SOME KIND OF TUBA BLOWING FAGGOT WHEN THE HAUNTING ELVEN FEMALE VOCALS ENTER THE MIX. THIS IS THE SOUNDTRACK OF MAN RVEERTING BACK TO HIS ANCESTRAL ROOTS. THE DAYS WHEN BLACKSMITHS, BARDS AND FARMERS WERE LEGITIMATE PROFESSIONS. |
| Wolvserpent Blood Seed | 3.5 |
| Woman is the Earth This Place That Contains My Spirit | 3.5 |
| Wood And Wires Wood And Wires | 3.5 |
| Woodkid Iron | 3.5 |
| Woods of Desolation Toward the Depths | 4.0 |
| Woods of Desolation Torn Beyond Reason | 2.0 |
| A lot of Drudkh and Agalloch esque clarinet solos goin on here. Very woodsy oriented approach here. Like Ulver's Bergtatt but not quite as Norwegian. It's atmospheric ok but it's no ambient drone. Melodic but no sissy In Flames melodic faggotry. Talk about conjuring the old pagan gods in an effort to kickstart the rebirth process early. 2012 is Ragnarok. Face it folks. We're gonna be dead in 3 or 4 months. Doesn't matterm the world will be reborn anew as hybrid man animals. Mannimal. The Tick. Whatever your choice. You could come back as an elf tree or spiked dulcimer dildo if you want. No judging here. A hippie |
| Woods of Ypres Woods III: Deepest Roots and Darkest Blu | 3.5 |
| Woods of Ypres Woods IV: The Green Album | 3.0 |
| World's End Girlfriend Starry Starry Night | 4.5 |
| World's End Girlfriend Hurtbreak Wonderland | 5.0 |
| World's Strongest Man Every Woman Wishes To Wed | 4.0 |
| Worms of the Earth Anagami | 4.0 |
| Wu-Tang Clan Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) | 3.5 |
| Wu-Tang Clan Wu-Tang Meets The Indie Culture Vol. 2 | 3.5 |
| Wumpscut Fuckit | 4.0 |
| Wykked Wytch Memories of A Dying Whore | 1.0 |
| Xasthur Subliminal Genocide | 4.0 |
| Xasthur Portal Of Sorrow | 4.0 |
| Xavier Rudd White Moth | 4.0 |
| Xerxes Our Home Is A Deathbed | 3.0 |
| Yael Naim Yael Naim | 3.5 |
| Yann Tiersen Dust Lane | 4.0 |
| Yanni Ultimate Yanni | 5.0 |
| Yen Pox Blood Music | 4.0 |
| Yhdarl Ave Maria | 3.5 |
| Yndi Halda Enjoy Eternal Bliss | 4.0 |
| YOB The Illusion Of Motion | 3.0 |
| Young Heretics We Are The Lost Loves | 4.5 |
| The greatest album of 2010? Quite possibly. Available on Amazon for only 40 dollars |
| Young Jeezy The Recession | 3.0 |
| Zoe Keating One Cello x 16: Natoma | 4.0 |
| Zoe Keating Into the Trees | 4.0 |
| Zola Jesus Stridulum | 3.5 |
| Zola Jesus Stridulum II | 4.0 |
| Zu Carboniferous | 3.5 |
