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5.0 classic
Black Thread Meadowlark (Premonition)
Is this the same black thread that put out all those sloppy tape loop constructions on turmeric magnitudes??? It couldn't be... I mean, this is way too well constructed, not falling apart and starting over again like many of their other works. It's as though he/she/they actually constructed this, instead of just experimenting and using what fit.

I don't know why, and may never know why, this 33 minute piece from what could be otherwise described as an amateur project has such emotional resonance with me. I can't really justify the reason that I have listened to this 80 + times... I just can't. It doesn't do anything outlandish; it's literally layers of loops repeating themselves into infinity. Still, it does create a feeling not dissimilar to the effects of a barbiturate or other strong painkiller; creating a sense of detachment, and more specifically, for me, the feeling of being at the bottom of a 10-foot deep hole with a warm, fuzzy blanket over my head.... A feeling no other piece has effectively recreated.

Even though almost entirely unremarkable musically, somehow this piece has the ability to be a weekly listen in my household. I know this, and, at the same time, know that black thread will never top this; won't even come close, but this part of their prolific catalogue, by fluke or no, will remain a classic to me until the day I die...

tl;dr Hardest 5 I ever gave, even though I cannot justify it...
Codeine The White Birch
Eliane Radigue Trilogie de la Mort
Friendzone DX
If I could pick an album to listen to on repeat for the rest of my days, this would be it.
Hong Chulki Amplified WC
Ice Cube Death Certificate
Ildjarn Ildjarn
Karlheinz Stockhausen Kontakte
Pedestrian Deposit Fatale
Fuck yeah rabbit pal :]
Edit: I'm going to review this soon, so watch this space.
Peter Sotos Buyer's Market
Vomir and Tanner Garza Give Up The Ghost

4.5 superb
A Tribe Called Quest The Low End Theory
Altar of Plagues Teethed Glory and Injury
Codeine Frigid Stars
CSTVT The Echo and the Light
Dennis Johnson November
Discordance Axis The Inalienable Dreamless
diSEMBOWELMENT Transcendence into the Peripheral
Don Caballero Singles Breaking Up
Eliane Radigue Jetsun Mila
Faraquet The View From This Tower
Friendzone Collection 1
Godflesh Cold World
Gorguts Obscura
Grief Come to Grief
Hella Homeboy/Concentration Face
Helmet Meantime
Helmet Strap It On
Ice Cube AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted
Immolation Close to a World Below
Johann Sebastian Bach The Well-Tempered Clavier I BWV 846-869
John Cage 4'33''
Karlheinz Stockhausen Hymnen
Khanate Clean Hands Go Foul
Kilgore Trout Immemorial
La Monte Young The Well-Tuned Piano 81 X 25 6:17:50 - 11:18:59 PM
Lucio Capece, Julia Eckhardt, Christian Kesten.... Wedding Ceremony
I will 5 this one day...
Lustmord The Place Where The Black Stars Hang
Machismo Severe Disconnect
Martin Bladh Dirge; The Peter Sotos Files
Buyer's Market + Violent PE =
Max Roach We Insist! – Freedom Now
Essential jazz album? Essential jazz album...
Miles Davis Kind of Blue
Mineral EndSerenading
Nas Illmatic
Nurse With Wound Soliloquy For Lilith
Pedestrian Deposit Volatile
Penfold Amateurs and Professionals
Peter Brotzmann Machine Gun
Propergol Renegade
Ryu Hankil Becoming Typewriter
Saaad Orbs and Channels
Seam The Problem With Me
Shellac At Action Park
Suffocation Effigy of the Forgotten
Supersilent 6
Supersilent 5
Sweet Trip Velocity : Design : Comfort
Tar Jackson
Terrorizer World Downfall
The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity
The Promise Ring Nothing Feels Good
So close to a 5 but every time I think of giving it that extra .5 something holds me back... Not sure whether it's the
vocals, that one song that doesn't live up to the rest, or merely an externality that I cannot, even for all my trying,
qualify, no matter how hard I try. It's probably apt when all's considered, for this album, and every reason, is not
without flaw (as with all things), however, it seems that maybe next time my mind will change, and I must listen to
this again (and Red and Blue Jeans another 50 times); even though I know my mind will not change. It's not that I
know my mind won't change because I know what's holding me back, but more of a strange knowing, that for
every time I listen and re-listen, something that I cannot explain makes me hold back... Maybe it's just that I've
heard this before, somewhere else, in a different time, where I was able to appreciate it fully, even for it's
numerous flaws and faults.

It is these faults; these minor imperfections, and the peculiarly personal delivery of these songs, that, in a way,
remind me of myself; although infinitely superior to myself and anything I will ever create. Maybe I'm jealous of
this album; jealous that it's the portrayal of a person I wish was myself....

Maybe this is all just strange irrationality and I should leave it that way. Maybe I can listen to Red and Blue Jeans
on repeat for the rest of my life and forget this that ails me so......
Toshimaru Nakamura / Ken Ikeda / Tomoyoshi Date Green Heights
Best thinking music...
Werewolf Jerusalem God Has Shot Himself
Werewolf Jerusalem Music for Mass Radio
Zeni Geva Desire For Agony
Zeni Geva Freedom Bondage

4.0 excellent
American Football American Football
AMM The Crypt
AMM AMMMusic 1966
Amputated Genitals Human Meat Gluttony
Arnold Schoenberg Pierrot Lunaire, Op. 21
Beau Navire Lumens
Bizarre Uproar Purification
Bongripper The Great Barrier Reefer
Bongripper Heroin
Boris Boris At Last -Feedbacker-
Boris Amplifier Worship
Brainbombs Urge to Kill
Brainbombs Burning Hell
Butthole Surfers Butthole Surfers
Butthole Surfers Widowermaker
Caen The History of Your Immediate Surroundings
The first track is some of the best drone I've heard in years.....
Carly Rae Jepsen Emotion
If this is my fucking aoty... All this shit that's come out this year, fucking PE stalwarts releasing half-assed shit, long-standing faves sitting on there fat fucking asses doing jack shit. I fucking think this might be my aoty. I don't fucking know how to feel about this...
Crown of Cerberus With Arms Extended to the Heavens
CSTVT Summer Fences
Current 93 I Have A Special Plan For This World
Defeated Sanity Psalms of the Moribund
Dinosaur Jr. You're Living All Over Me
Dog As Master Brash Pussy
Good PE Your soundoff was too short, it has to be at least 50 charactersr
Don Caballero What Burns Never Returns
Don Caballero American Don
Don Caballero Don Caballero II
Dropdead 2nd LP
Drowning Horse Drowning Horse
Dystopia Human = Garbage
Earth Earth 2: Special Low Frequency Version
Ehnahre Taming The Cannibals
Elvis Depressedly Holo Pleasures
Entombed Left Hand Path
Envy/Jesu Envy/Jesu Split Ep
Eyehategod In the Name of Suffering
Fear of God (CHE) Pneumatic Slaughter
Fugazi 13 Songs
Girls Against Boys Venus Luxure No. 1 Baby
Girls Against Boys House of GVSB
Goat (USA) Goat's Holy Mountain
Gorguts Considered Dead
Gospel The Moon Is a Dead World
Gottesmorder Gottesmorder
GZA Liquid Swords
Harold Budd The Room
Hellnation Cheerleaders for Imperialism
Hong Chulki, Jin Sangtae and Kevin Parks 音影
Ice Cube The Predator
Incapacitants As Loud as Possible
Infest No Man's Slave
Ingram Marshall Fog Tropes / Gradual Requiem
Iron Fist of the Sun Danny la Rue Died in His Sleep
Islands (AUS) Islands
J Dilla Donuts
Jason Crumer Ottoman Black
Jesu Jesu
June of 44 Four Great Points
June of 44 The Anatomy of Sharks
Jurg Frey Weites Land, Tiefe Zeit: Raume 1-8
Kevin Drumm Sheer Hellish Miasma
Khanate Capture and Release
Koufar The Purity of the Cedars
Krypts Unending Degradation
Last Days of Humanity Putrefaction in Progress
LR Excerpts from a Divorce
Maeror Tri The Beauty of Sadness
Mare Cognitum An Extraconscious Lucidity
Maurizio Bianchi Symphony For A Genocide
Mechanical Elephant Audio Schizophrenia
Mineral The Power of Failing
Mo*Te Life in a Peaceful New World
N.W.A. Straight Outta Compton
Nadja Thaumogenesis
Nesseria Nesseria
Noûs Brûlure
Nurse With Wound Homotopy To Marie
Off Minor The Heat Death of the Universe
Orgone The Joyless Parson
Otomo Yoshihide Anode
Paris The Devil Made Me Do It
Plebeian Grandstand Lowgazers
Polvo Today's Active Lifestyles
Polvo Exploded Drawing
Portal Outre
Pure Fetor
Radian Juxtaposition
Rapeman Two Nuns and a Pack Mule
Revocation Teratogenesis
Robert Rich Somnium
Sea of Shit / Water Torture Diseased Audio 006
Seam Are You Driving Me Crazy?
Skullflower Tribulation
Sleepmakeswaves ...and so we destroyed everything
Slowdive Souvlaki
Squat Club Corvus
Squirrel Bait Skag Heaven
Steve Roden Crop Circles
Storm and Stress Under Thunder and Fluorescent Light Divine Legions Beyond Psyche
Suffocation Pierced from Within
Suffocation Breeding the Spawn
Sunn O))) ØØ Void
Sutcliffe Jugend We Spit On Their Graves
Make sure that if you listen to this, you're listening to the full 10-cassette version, not the watered down version with all the shit cuts.
Swervedriver Mezcal Head
Swervedriver Raise
Taint (US) Misogynist Lust
Terry Riley In C
The Cherry Point Night of the Bloody Tapes
The Dillinger Escape Plan Miss Machine
The Dillinger Escape Plan Under the Running Board
The Rita Sea Wolf Leviathan
The Smiths The Queen Is Dead
Theologian The Chasms of My Heart
Trees (USA-OR) Lights Bane
Trist (CZE) Zrcadlení melancholie
Trist (CZE) Nostalgie
Ulcerate Everything Is Fire
Vomir Renonce
Waves Crashing Piano Chords/Tanner Garza de Sade
Whirr Distressor
Wold Screech Owl
Yacopsae Tanz, Grosny, Tanz...

3.5 great
Abominable Putridity The Anomalies of Artificial Origin
Aderlating Dying of the Light
Alo Girl Gently Before She Dies
AMM Newfoundland
Angular Dreams Noospheric Aberration
Anna Gardeck Bondage Women
Arnold Schoenberg Drei Klavierstucke, Op. 11
Arnold Schoenberg String Quartet No. 1 in D minor, Op. 7
As We Draw Lines Breaking Circles
Ataraxie L Etre et La Nausee
Atrium Carceri Phrenitis
Autechre Confield
Bagman Welcome To My Fucking Misery
Bailter Space Vortura
Beau Navire Hours
Biosphere Substrata
Bizarre Uproar Rape Africa
BizarreSSMania What's Your Pleasure, Sir?
Blaze Inside Pure Potenciality
Blut Aus Nord MoRT
Bongripper Hate Ashbury
Borbetomagus Barbed Wire Maggots
Botch We Are the Romans
Brainbombs Obey
Burzum Hvis lyset tar oss
Cannibal Ox The Cold Vein
Cattle Decapitation Human Jerky
Chris Watson El tren fantasma
Chris Watson Weather Report
Church of Misery Houses of the Unholy
Clinging to the Trees of a Forest Fire Split with Nesseria
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Coldworld Melancholie
Con-Dom The Eighth Pillar: A Confession of Faith
Cryptopsy None So Vile
Cultes Des Ghoules Henbane
Dalek Absence
Decapitated Winds of Creation
Defeated Sanity Passages Into Deformity
Demigod Slumber of Sullen Eyes
Demilich Nespithe
Don Caballero World Class Listening Problem
Dorthal Arid Landscape
Drake Take Care
Drive Like Jehu Yank Crime
Eliane Radigue Ψ 847
Elvis Depressedly New Alhambra
Esoteric The Pernicious Enigma
Eyehategod Take as Needed for Pain
Failure Comfort
Fistula Burdened By Your Existence
Folkstorm For the Love of Hate
Fraufraulein Extinguishment
EAI has been growing closer to chamber music and lowercase over the past 5 years or so; the incorporation of
conventional instruments, juxtaposed against the electronic warbles, bleeps, bloops and squeals the genre is
known for, becoming more noticeable.

Relatively well-known EAI and Lowercase artists Anne Guthrie and Billy Gormberg combine to bring us three
hypnotic, yet unassuming improvisational pieces. Guthrie's french horn and bass guitar often combine with
electronic manipulations, field recordings and pre-recorded work to create an experience that may go past
unnoticed if not paying full attention, but one that ultimately rewards the listener for their patience.

Extinguishment, although nothing new for EAI, builds upon the foundations set by so many before them and
brings the genre even closer to normality; incorporating melody and timbre into what is otherwise a genre more
interested in academic expression than emotional expression.
Fugazi Repeater
Fugazi Red Medicine
Gelsomina Disease With A Purpose
Godflesh Slavestate
Grotesque In the Embrace of Evil
Gruesome Malady Infected with Virulent Seed
Harold Budd The Pavilion of Dreams
Helmet Betty
Hoedh Hymnvs
Howls of Ebb Vigils of the 3rd Eye
Husker Du Zen Arcade
I.S.O. I.S.O.
Iannis Xenakis Persepolis
Ice-T O.G. Original Gangster
Ice-T The Iceberg/Freedom of Speech...Just Watch What Yo
Indian Summer Science 1994
Infirmary Moira
Internal Suffering Chaotic Matrix
Iron Lung Sexless // No Sex
Isis Oceanic
Jesu Silver
Jesu Heart Ache/Dethroned
Karlheinz Stockhausen Studie II
Kazumoto Endo While You Were Out
Kevin Drumm Malaise
Kevin Drumm Relief
Khlyst Chaos is My Name
Kleistwahr Myth
Korperschwache Evil Walks
Krallice Krallice
Krzysztof Penderecki Threnody to the Victims of Hiroshima
Luigi Nono La fabbrica illuminata
Lustmord Heresy
Machismo Humiliation in Attitude
Too much fookin reverb... Your soundoff was too short, it has to be at least 50 characters
Macronympha Grind
Macronympha Intensive Care
Main Attrakionz 808s and Dark Grapes II
The fact that I've listened to perfect skies 135 times more than any other track on here probably says that this is lopsided, and while that may be the case (let's be honest, friendzone's tracks > the rest...), that is not to say that this is inconsistent or poor in any way. Instead this should say that this is not bad, but that perfect skies is a fuckin jam.
Mechanical Elephant Audio Side A & Side B
The album cover signifies the albums message and theme, however disturbing and perverse it may be. Side A & Side B painful to listen to, almost torturous at times, draws the listener in; immersing them in the low-end rumbles and penetrating feedback throughout. This would be a normal noise-ambient release; be it not for the samples of disgusting, depraved porn (the sounds of a girl/woman almost choking on a dick for 28 minutes) that dominate the recording. However, these samples only add to the disturbing piece that MEA have created with Side A & Side B.
Mindly Rotten The Most Exquisite Agonies
MondreM.A.N. They Say I Struggle Rap
Murmuure Murmuure
Nails Unsilent Death
Nails Abandon All Life
Negativa Negativa
Nekrasov Extinction
Nicole 12 Black Line
Nmperign and Jason Lescalleet Love Me Two Times
No Comment Downsided
Nothing Guilty of Everything
Nuit Noire Somewhere in the Nightpast
Nurse With Wound Chance Meeting On A Dissecting Table...
Oneohtrix Point Never R Plus Seven
Ornette Coleman The Shape of Jazz to Come
Ornette Coleman Free Jazz: A Collective Improvisation
Pelican Pelican
Peste Noire La Chaise-Dyable
Pg. 99 Document #8
Pierre Boulez Répons
Pierre Schaeffer L'oeuvre musicale
Pig Destroyer Prowler in the Yard
Pissed Jeans King of Jeans
Plebeian Grandstand How Hate is Hard to Define
Possessed Seven Churches
Primitive Man Scorn
Public Image Ltd. Metal Box
Raein Il n'y a pas de orchestre
Ramlord Crippled Minds, Sundered Wisdom
Rasthof Dachau Prison Poems
Rectal Hygienics Even The Flies Won't Touch You
Rodan Rusty
Scratch Acid The Greatest Gift
Sea of Shit Sea of Shit 7"
Self Defense Family Heaven Is Earth
Steve Reich Music for 18 Musicians
Steve Roden Forms of Paper
Sunny Day Real Estate Diary
Supersilent 8
Supersilent 1-3
Sutcliffe Jugend When Pornography Is No Longer Enough
Taylor Deupree Faint
Teeth of Lions Rule the Divine Rampton
Terry Riley Shri Camel
The Antlers Hospice
The Appleseed Cast Mare Vitalis
The Conet Project Recordings of Shortwave Numbers Stations
The Cure Disintegration
The Dillinger Escape Plan Option Paralysis
The Jesus Lizard Goat
The Lizard Train Inertia
The New Year Newness Ends
The Psyke Project Guillotine
Theologian The Further I Get From Your Star...
Thou Tyrant
Three 6 Mafia Mystic Stylez
Throbbing Gristle The Second Annual Report
Toshimaru Nakamura No-Input Mixing Board #3
Trees (USA-OR) Sickness In
Ulcerate The Destroyers of All
Unsane Occupational Hazard
Unwound Leaves Turn Inside You
Unwound Repetition
Volcanic Queen The Structure of Hidden Fire
Vomir Proanomie
Weakling Dead as Dreams
Whirr Sway
Whitehouse Mummy and Daddy
Whitehouse Bird Seed
Wormrot Dirge
Yacopsae Einstweilige Vernichtung
Young Thug 1017 Thug
Zeni Geva Total Castration

3.0 good
Aaron Dilloway Modern Jester
Adramelech Psychostasia
Adrift for Days The Lunar Maria
Adrift for Days Come Midnight...
Aethyrvorous Demo
Alrakis Alpha Eri
Altar of Plagues Mammal
Ami Yoshida and Toshimaru Nakamura Soba to Bara
An Isle Ate Her Phrenia
Anaal Nathrakh The Codex Necro
Arghoslent Hornets of the Pogrom
Art Of Burning Water This Disgrace
ASAP Rocky At.Long.Last.A$AP
Ash Pool Genital Tomb
Aspid Extravasation
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command
Axis of Light L'appel du vide
Behold... The Arctopus Horrorscension
Blut Aus Nord The Work Which Transforms God
Body Count Body Count
Bong Mana-Yood-Sushai
Bongripper Miserable
Boris Pink
Brandon Hurtado Other Spaces
Amateur ambient that manages to be oh-so-endearing whilst lacking the panache of well-
established/experienced artists. Quite a hit-or-miss affair, however, when it hits, it hits that spot perfectly; better
than the aforementioned established artists, as the willingness to experiment shown on this album allows for a
wide range of individual responses. The best example of a resounding hit is the third, and by far and away the
best, track, Don't Move. Here, Hurtado manages to perfectly present his skill set, the beautifully soothing ambient
backing, with the crackly, fuzzy and soft sample of religious preaching, able to evoke strong feelings of nostalgia,
loss and melancholy, something that only the masters of ambient manage to do on a consistent basis.

Sadly for Brandon, this effect is rarely replicated to such effect, and due to the placement of the track, everything
proceeding it seems underwhelming where it may not be so, had the track been placed later in the piece. Maybe,
in time; when Hurtado has perfected his craft and found his niche within the genre, consistency may be achieved,
and deservedly, Hurtado may find himself up there with the best.
Brighter Death Now Innerwar
Brighter Death Now Necrose Evangelicum
Butthole Surfers Pioughd
C.C.C.C. Rocket Shrine
Candlemass Epicus Doomicus Metallicus
Cattle Decapitation Humanure
Not amazing, not shit. It is decent at what it attempts to do, albeit rather repetitive. Decent riffs and drumming, vocals are hit or miss. Overall doesn't deserve more than a 3.5.
Celer Engaged Touches
Cephalotripsy Uterovaginal Insertion of Extirpated Anomalies
Clinging to the Trees of a Forest Fire Omega Drunk on the Blood of Alpha
Cloud Rat Moksha
Coil The Ape Of Naples
Converge Jane Doe
Converge Axe to Fall
Crash of Rhinos Distal
Crown of Cerberus Strength
Cryptopsy Blasphemy Made Flesh
Dalek From Filthy Tongue Of Gods And Griots
Damien Dubrovnik Vegas Fountain
Death Scream Bloody Gore
Decapitated Nihility
Deeds of Flesh Inbreeding the Anthropophagi
Denzel Curry Nostalgic 64
Dinosaur Jr. Bug
Dionaea Grounds
Don Caballero For Respect
Emuul Crawling Across The Rafters
Endlichkeit Endlichkeit III-V
Envy All the Footprints You've Ever Left and the Fear Expecting Ahead
Esoteric The Maniacal Vale
Ethereal Shroud Absolution|Emptiness
Exhumation (Ind) Opus Death
Feedtime Feedtime
Fister IV
Friendzone While U Wait
If this is actually better than dx, I will cover the world with jizz.

Edit: From the one listen so far, I have a feeling scoot's lying to me on this one... Will have to listen some more to
come to a definite conclusion but so far this is nowhere near DX...

Edit 2: dis ain't shit on DX
Gay Kiss Preservation Measures
Girls Against Boys You Can't Fight What You Can't See
Grunt Myth of Blood
Solid release from grunt, but not as good as Seer of Decay or Terror and Degeneration. Good variation throughout; keeping the power electronics genre alive.
Hal Hutchinson Wreckage Installations and Metalworks
Hella The Devil Isn't Red
High Dependency Unit Fire Works
Hybrid (ES) The 8th Plague
Hydromedusa Hydromedusa EP
Ice Cube Lethal Injection
Illuminati The Core
Jakob Solace
Jakob Cale:Drew
Jason Crumer Walk With Me
Joe Colley Disasters of Self
Justin Timberlake The 20/20 Experience
Keith Rowe The Room
Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly
Kommando RJF Sweet Slow Suicide
Korperschwache Ovencleaner
Krallice Dimensional Bleedthrough
Krieg Destruction Ritual
La Monte Young The Second Dream of the High-Tension Line...
Lake Of Blood As Time and Tide Erodes Stone
Lake Of Blood Omnipotens Tyrannus
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin III
Lightning Bolt Hypermagic Mountain
Lightning Bolt Lightning Bolt
Locrian Return To Annihilation
Lustmord [ O T H E R ]
Machinefabriek Dauw
Main Attrakionz 808s and Dark Grapes III
Manchester Orchestra Mean Everything to Nothing
Marina and The Diamonds Froot
Maurizio Bianchi Mectpyo Blut
Maurizio Bianchi Endometrio
Mechanical Elephant Audio I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream
Melvins Houdini
Merzbow Music for Bondage Performance
Metallica Ride the Lightning
Moevot Abgzvoryathre
Morbid Angel Altars of Madness
Mournful Congregation The Monad of Creation
My Bloody Valentine Loveless
Nadja Touched
Nadja Radiance of Shadows
Nadja Dagdrøm
Necrophobic The Nocturnal Silence
Neil Perry Lineage Situation
Nekrasov Inner Stalker Metrics
Nicole 12 Braces
Nuit Noire Lunar Deflagration
Obliteration Black Death Horizon
Oneohtrix Point Never Replica
Ouroboros Glorification Of A Myth
Pelican Australasia
Pierre Boulez Piano Sonata No. 1
Pierre Boulez Piano Sonata No. 2
Polvo In Prism
Polwechsel Polwechsel 2
Portal Vexovoid
Portugal. The Man The Satanic Satanist
Power Trip Power Trip
Preoccupations Viet Cong
Psycroptic The Scepter of the Ancients
Q and Not U No Kill No Beep Beep
R. Andrew Lee Pianist, Alone
Raison d'etre Requiem for Abandoned Souls
Rectal Hygienics Ultimate Purity
I've got the balls sewn up up inside,rWhere no bitch cop can find,rEverywhere I've been...r
Rorcal Heliogabalus
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels 2
Satan's Almighty Penis Into the Cunt of Chaos
Seam The Pace Is Glacial
Seirom Seiromistkrieg
Shellac Terraform
SHIFT (PE) Unable to Abide the Silence of the World
Silencer (SWE) Death - Pierce Me
Single Soul beauty and despair found in otherwise empty places
Skaphe Skáphe
Skullflower IIIrd Gatekeeper
Space Bong The Death Of Utopia
Stars of the Lid The Tired Sounds of Stars of the Lid
Stars of the Lid And Their Refinement Of The Decline
Steve Reich Different Trains/Electric Counterpoint
Steve Reich Octet/Music For a Large Ensemble/Violin Phase
Storm and Stress Storm and Stress
sufferinfuck In Boredom
Sulphur Aeon Gateway to the Antisphere
Sunshine Has Blown Sunshine Has Blown
Sutcliffe Jugend The Victim As Beauty
Sutcliffe Jugend Blue Rabbit
Swans The Great Annihilator
Talk Talk Laughing Stock
Talking Heads Fear of Music
Tar Over and Out
2.7 of this is for Building Taj Mahal.
Taylor Deupree Northern
Television Marquee Moon
The Angelic Process Weighing Souls With Sand
The Angelic Process Coma Waering
The Appleseed Cast The End of the Ring Wars
The Crownhate Ruin Until The Eagle Grins
The Cure Pornography
The Dead C Trapdoor Fucking Exit
The Dillinger Escape Plan Ire Works
The Gerogerigegege Tokyo Anal Dynamite
The Human Quena Orchestra The Politics of the Irredeemable
The Jesus Lizard Liar
The Jesus Lizard Head
The Jim Yoshii Pile-Up It's Winter Here
Thergothon Stream From The Heavens
Throbbing Gristle The First Annual Report
Thrown To The Sun Of Oceans And Raindrops
Toshimaru Nakamura No Input Mixing Board
Trapist Highway My Friend
Unwound A Single History: 1991-1997
Vasaeleth Crypt Born & Tethered To Ruin
Water Torture SHELLFIRE!
Whitehouse Dedicated To Peter Kurten Sadist And Mass Slayer
Wormrot Abuse
Young Thug Barter 6

2.5 average
Alaskan Adversity; Woe
Anaal Nathrakh Eschaton
Anaal Nathrakh Vanitas
Arghoslent Incorrigible Bigotry
Atheist Unquestionable Presence
B L A C K I E... All Caps, With Spaces Spred Luv
Baring Teeth Ghost Chorus Among Old Ruins
Battles Mirrored
Behold... The Arctopus Nano-Nucleonic Cyborg Summoning
Bizarre Uproar Perverse Bizarre Humiliation
Black Crown Initiate Song of the Crippled Bull
Black Crown Initiate The Wreckage of Stars
Black Thread leaves falling
Bongripper Sex Tape/ Snuff Film
Boris Smile
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Brandon Hurtado Disappear
Buzruh Alone In The Dark
C.C.C.C. Love & Noise
Carnivore Diprosopus Madhouse's Macabre Acts
Celer Jima
Charles Manson Lie
Circle Takes the Square Decompositions: Volume Number One
Cloak of Altering Ancient Paths Through Timeless Voids
Cloud Rat Qliphoth
Cloudkicker Fade
Consumer Electronics Crowd Pleaser
Whitehouse b-sides
Crash of Rhinos Knots
Cursed II
Dafeldecker / Kurzmann / Fennesz / O’Rourke / Drumm / Siew Dafeldecker / Kurzmann / Fennesz / O’Rourke / Drum
Dante Augustus Scarlatti Recylcled HNW
Death Leprosy
Death Symbolic
Death Human
Death Grips Exmilitary
Deathspell Omega Kenose
Deathspell Omega Paracletus
Decapitated Organic Hallucinosis
Deceased Luck of the Corpse
Dudal Dudal
Dweller The Reality Vector
Dysrhythmia Psychic Maps
Dysrhythmia Pretest
Earthrise Eras Lost
Emeralds Emeralds
Envy A Dead Sinking Story
Exivious Exivious
Eyehategod Confederacy of Ruined Lives
Eyehategod Eyehategod
Fell Voices Fell Voices
Fell Voices Untitled
Funerary Call Fragments From the Aethyr
Giraffes? Giraffes! More Skin With Milk-Mouth
Godflesh Pure
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven
Gorevent Abnormal Exaggeration
I swear.... This is so fucking stupid that it feels like, as I listen to it, my IQ is dropping at the same time. From the fucking useless rhythm section to the retarded attempts at grooves, this shit will turn you into a fucking vegetable if you listen to it enough times...
Gorguts Colored Sands
Gulaggh Vorkuta
An album that thrives on dissonance and practical unlistenability. Although more(?) accessible than their works with Stallagh (not a hard task), Vorkuta is still a pain/struggle to sit through. You are greeted with grainy samples, atonal and dissonant classical instruments (violins, etc.) and almost demonic howls of (supposedly) mentally disturbed women and children.

Listen at your peril (or wish).
Hella There's No 666 In Outer Space
Hella Hold Your Horse Is
Honor Role Album
Human Mincer Degradation Paradox
Intestinal Disgorge Whore Splattered Walls
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Krallice Orphan of Sickness
Leviathan Scar Sighted
Lightning Bolt Fantasy Empire
Mare Cognitum The Sea Which Has Become Known
Maserati Inventions for the New Season
Masonna Ejaculation Generater
Mastodon Leviathan
maudlin of the Well Bath
Maurizio Bianchi Mokushi XVI, XVI
Maurizio Bianchi Technology 1 & 2
Megadeth Rust in Peace
Metallica Master of Puppets
Moss Sub Templum
Motion Sickness Of Time Travel Seeping Through The Veil Of Unconscious
Mudhoney Superfuzz Bigmuff
Nirvana In Utero
Opeth Still Life
Opeth Blackwater Park
Pathology Lords of Rephaim
Pavement Slanted and Enchanted
Pharmakon Abandon
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon
Portugal. The Man In The Mountain In The Cloud
Power Trip Manifest Decimation
Prurient Frozen Niagara Falls
Prurient is sooooooooooooo fucking overrated..........
Pyrrhon Growth Without End
Radere I'll Make You Quiet
Radiohead The Bends
Ramleh Hole in the Heart
Rodan Fifteen Quiet Years
The majority of this is just blatant Slint-worship. The Peel Sessions are decent but none of this really lives up to Rusty.
Rorcal Vilagvege
Sectioned (UK) Monotonne
Shellac Excellent Italian Greyhound
Shellac Dude Incredible
Skagos Ast
Skullflower Form Destroyer
Slint Spiderland
Solmania Trembling Tongues
Sonic Youth Daydream Nation
Squadda B I Smoke Because I Don't Care About Death
Sufjan Stevens Carrie and Lowell
SUMAC The Deal
Sun Worship Elder Giants
Sutcliffe Jugend Pigdaddy
Swans Filth
Swans - Lint
Swans Children of God
Swans Cop
Swervedriver I Wasn't Born to Lose You
Talking Heads Remain in Light
Tar Toast
Techno Animal The Brotherhood of the Bomb
The Brave Little Abacus Just Got Back from the Discomfort - It's Alright
The Dead C Future Artists
The Jesus and Mary Chain Psychocandy
The Jesus and Mary Chain Darklands
This Will Destroy You Young Mountain
This Will Destroy You This Will Destroy You
Tool Lateralus
Trans Am Red Line
A strong change in direction for Trans Am; the electronic elements of their sound coming to the forefront of the music. Despite this, Red Line is by no means a bad release and in fact is quite a good release for those who enjoy electronic-oriented rock.
Usnea Random Cosmic Violence
Nausea - Random Shit Album. .
Venetian Snares Rossz Csillag Allat Szuletett
Vomir Claustration
Xasthur Nocturnal Poisoning
Zeni Geva 10,000 Light Years

2.0 poor
A Slow Descent/Tryst Split I
Aaron Dilloway Medicine Stunts
Abriosis Tattered And Bound
Abyssal Denouement
Abyssal Antikatastaseis
These guys couldn't get any less interesting, so here's hoping that they pull off something decent...

Edit: Damn. I'm offended....

Edit 2: I'll fukin smash you m8

Edit 3: This is only my second listen, but at this rate it looks like I might have to jump off a second-storey balcony and log off this site permanently... Fuck you abyssal.

Edit 4: Kinda grown on me... Still no greater than 2.5
Ami Yoshida Tigur Thrush
An Autumn For Crippled Children Only The Ocean Knows
Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion
Antisocial Convention Anti Movement 2015
Dude, I get you're trying to be subtle and shit, but

Plus 2 because I'm a nice guy and supercoolguy is a bro and it'll piss Jacquibim off to see this at the same rating
as WYWH....
Apator Masturbate in Praise of Black Satan
Ascariasis Ocean of Colour
Bong We Are, We Were and We Will Have Been
Boris Heavy Rocks II
Born of Osiris The Discovery
Bosse-de-Nage All Fours
Not really.
Butthole Surfers Rembrandt Pussyhorse
Cage The Elephant Melophobia
clipping. CLPPNG
Cloudkicker Beacons
Consumer Electronics Estuary English
Dear Philip Best,

What do you think you're fucking doing, what do you fucking think you're doing?
Cryptodira Recursions
Cynic Focus
Cynic Traced in Air
Deafheaven Sunbather
Death The Sound of Perseverance
Death Individual Thought Patterns
Death Cab for Cutie Transatlanticism
Death Grips The Money Store
Deathpile G.R.
Devin Townsend Project Ki
Dinosaur Jr. Green Mind
Ekkehard Ehlers Plays
The only track I truly enjoy on this is Plays John Cassavettes 1... The rest borders on either average or truly banal. I doubt I'll ever revisit this out of need or want; I rather imagine that one day I'll stumble upon this again and realise the reasons it had gathered dust in the first place.
Envy Atheist's Cornea
Faith No More Angel Dust
Fell Voices Regnum Saturni
Florence and the Machine How Big, How Blue, How Beautiful
Forceps Humanicide
Gnaw Their Tongues For All Slaves... A Song of False Hope
Gnaw Their Tongues Reeking Pained And Shuddering
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F♯ A♯ ∞
Gojira L'Enfant Sauvage
Hot Cross Cryonics
Husker Du Candy Apple Grey
I the Mighty Connector
Intestinal Disgorge Drowned In Rectal Sludge
Isis Wavering Radiant
Jakob Sines
Jesu Everyday I Get Closer to the Light from Which I Came
Journal Unlorja
Joyce Manor Joyce Manor
Kanye West Yeezus
Killer Be Killed Killer Be Killed
Kronos Colossal Titan Strife
maudlin of the Well Part the Second
Maurizio Bianchi Dead Colours
Melvins Hold It In
Merzbow Venereology
Merzbow Tauromachine
mewithoutYou Brother, Sister
mewithoutYou Pale Horses
Mudhoney March To Fuzz
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral
Nyodene D Every Knee Shall Bow
Oasis (What's the Story) Morning Glory?
Oceansize Frames
Opeth Ghost Reveries
Opeth Pale Communion
Paradise Lost The Plague Within
Pelican City of Echoes
Pharmakon Bestial Burden
Pig Destroyer Book Burner
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here
Pissed Jeans Honeys
Radiohead Kid A
Radiohead OK Computer
Radiohead The King of Limbs
Rorcal La Femme sans Tete
Sachiko M Bar Sachiko
Senses Fail Pull the Thorns from Your Heart
Saw the 5-star review and the cover art reminiscent of Skyharbor's Guiding Lights and came here expecting
SNARE]. Even worse, the album was clearly mixed and mastered in Satan's rectum.

Obviously I'm not a genre fan but this is never going to make a convert of me if it's top-of-the-scene material. I
guess I'm just not XxXHxXxCXxX enough or something. :/
Sigur Ros Agætis byrjun
Sigur Ros ( )
Skinless Only The Ruthless Remain
Slutmachine The Unbearable Darkness of Being
Sonic Youth Dirty
Stalaggh Projekt Misanthropia
Sufjan Stevens Illinois
Sugar Copper Blue
The Armed Spreading Joy
The Beatles The Beatles
The Cure Three Imaginary Boys
The Hard-ons Most People Are A Waste Of Time
the i.l.y's I've always been good at true love
The Jesus and Mary Chain Automatic
The Jesus Lizard Shot
The National Boxer
The Vomit Arsonist An Occasion for Death
Thou Heathen
Tool Ænima
Torsofuck Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy
Unhappy Songs Before My Suicide
Unhuman Unhuman
Valerian Swing A Sailor Lost Around the Earth
Volturyon Coordinated Mutilation
Weekend Nachos Worthless
Weekend Nachos Still
Wold Working Together For Our Privacy
Wolf Eyes Burned Mind
Wolvserpent Gathering Strengths
Wolvserpent Perigea Antahkarana
Wormed Planisphaerium
Xasthur Subliminal Genocide
Xasthur Portal Of Sorrow
Yes The Yes Album

1.5 very poor
Abyssal Novit Enim Dominus Qui Sunt Eius
Arcturus The Sham Mirrors
Ash Borer Cold of Ages
August Burns Red Found in Far Away Places
The lyrics on this and all of ABR's discography paint a pretty awesomely enlightened perspective of Christianity.The lyrics on this and all of ABR's discography paint a pretty awesomely enlightened perspective of Christianity.The lyrics on this and all of ABR's discography paint a pretty awesomely enlightened perspective of Christianity.The lyrics on this and all of ABR's discography paint a pretty awesomely enlightened perspective of Christianity.The lyrics on this and all of ABR's discography paint a pretty awesomely enlightened perspective of Christianity.
Between the Buried and Me The Silent Circus
Between the Buried and Me Alaska
Between the Buried and Me The Great Misdirect
Black Thread Effulgent Angel Piss
Blur Parklife
Blur Blur
Bong Stoner Rock
Breaking Benjamin Dark Before Dawn
Caught On Tape Full Bleed
This is shit.... Even for Thurston Moore.
christinestretchtim chapter 1
The only thing saving this from being a hard 1 is the fact that CK seems like a pretty chill dude.
Circle Takes the Square As the Roots Undo
clipping. Midcity
Cloak of Altering Plague Beasts
Cloudkicker The Discovery
Cradle of Filth Damnation and a Day
Daniel Johns TALK
This blows more chunks than I did that one time at my neighbour's 21st...
David Maxim Micic Bilo
Death Grips No Love Deep Web
Death Grips The Powers That B - Part I: Niggas on the Moon
Def Leppard Pyromania
Def Leppard Hysteria
Devin Townsend Project Addicted
Devin Townsend Project Ghost
Disturbed The Sickness
Don Caballero Punkgasm
Drudkh A Furrow Cut Short
Eidola Degeneraterra
Explosions in the Sky The Earth is Not a Cold Dead Place
Faith No More Sol Invictus
Fallujah The Flesh Prevails
Fleshgod Apocalypse Mafia
Friend For A Foe Source of Isolation
Gnaw Their Tongues All The Dread Magnificence of Perversity
Hacktivist Hacktivist
Hayworth I Now Pronounce You Fucked And Dead
Helmet Monochrome
Helmet Seeing Eye Dog
Iwrestledabearonce It's All Happening
Jarrod Alonge Beating a Dead Horse
John Frusciante To Record Only Water for Ten Days
John Frusciante The Empyrean
KEN mode Success
They dropped the ball on this one...
Kreayshawn Somethin' 'Bout Kreay
Leprous The Congregation
Lorde Pure Heroine
Love Sex Machine Love Sex Machine
Make Them Suffer Old Souls
One of the best deathcore albums ever released. "Twinklecore" says the douche bag who listens to black metal. Go wear some spikes and leather pants faggot.
Merzbow Pulse Demon
Misery Signals Controller
Mono You Are There
Mono Hymn to the Immortal Wind
My Bloody Valentine m b v
Native Construct Quiet World
Nirvana Nevermind
Obscura Cosmogenesis
Pantera Far Beyond Driven
Protest the Hero Fortress
Protest the Hero Volition
Psyopus Odd Senses
R.E.M. Around the Sun
Refused Freedom
Russian Circles Geneva
Sam Smith In the Lonely Hour
Satanic Destroyer Corruption
Sleeping Peonies Ghosts, and Other Things
Spermswamp Extreme Cream
"You cant have purple in a grindcore band. What is wrong with these Torsofuck rip-offs."

This is the fucking stupidest piece of shit I think I've ever fucking read. Wow, I mean fucking WOW, I didn't realise
that people could be so fucking stupid. I mean fuck me sideways you stupid cunt, this sounds nothing like
torsofuck... Do you have your dad's jizz clogging your fucking ears or something you simpleton fuck? Torsofuck
rely on fucking down tuned guitars, this relies on fucking stupid 8-bit synthesisers and shit. Sure, there
are still those fucking gurgles and pornographic themes, but do you really fucking think the two sound similar?

I mean fuck me dead, how fucking tone-motherfucking-deaf must you be to not realise the two sound different?
Do you think a chick choking on my cock and a chick taking a shit look exactly the same? Sure, they both involve
a chick, but aside from that the images are entirely different. Same case for torsofuck and spermswamp. Fucking
wise-up dipshit, or at least get some fucking hearing aids.

What the fuck does colour have to do with quality anyways.... Fuck me dead, then you may as well say dicks
don't belong on men, that's how fucking stupid that statement is. FUCK!

You probably didn't even fucking listen to this and I've wasted my time. Fuck you.
Stalaggh Nihilistic Terror
Steven Wilson The Raven That Refused to Sing (And Other Stories)
Swans The Seer
Michael "I love Jesus but try not to let on" Gira returns with his ensemble de la nursing home to provide us
plebeian music listeners with another insight into his mystical 9000 IQ mind... By perusing his fat fucking book of
magic tricks he pulls out some key ingredients to crafting shit-tier music success:

- 1 - 2 hours of fucking bland as fuck music
- 3 teaspoons of underused (but actually overused) instruments
- 5 metric tons of head up own ass
- 2.5 litres of Jesus semen in throat

By crafting these ingredients, combined with his fucking stupid cowboy hat, he creates a masterpiece to behold...
A wonder work of dribbling geriatric glory. After doing this, he wonders; "do I make another 2 hours of genius, or
do I go back to the nursing home, where I can hit on that sexy young nurse".... The answer he does not provide,
for only God knows the answer to that, and only God knows the way to fellatio.
Tame Impala Currents
The Faceless Akeldama
The Faceless Autotheism
The Jesus Lizard Down
The Jesus Lizard Blue
Thrice The Illusion of Safety
Thy Art Is Murder Hate
Vance Joy Dream Your Life Away
Veil of Maya Matriarch
Xasthur All Reflections Drained
Zach Hill with Mick Barr - Shred Earthship
I retract everything I said in that soundoff.... It's pretty much just sheer fanboyism. Please ignore.

1.0 awful
Abiotic Casuistry
Between the Buried and Me Coma Ecliptic
Bring Me The Horizon Suicide Season Cut Up!
Capture Capture the Crown
Capture Til Death
David Maxim Micic Bilo 2.0
Design the Skyline Nevaeh
fun. Some Nights
Ghost (SWE) Opus Eponymous
Gnaw Their Tongues L Arrivee De La Terne Mort Triomphante
Icona Pop Icona Pop
Icona Pop This Is...Icona Pop
Imagine Dragons Smoke + Mirrors
Infinite Defilement Destroyer of all Things
King 810 Proem
Lana Del Rey Ultraviolence
And here I was expecting Lana Del Ray to pump out some fucking fast and brutal pv.
Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog...
Lmfao Party Rock
Merzbow Merzbox
Misery Signals Absent Light
Ne Obliviscaris Portal of I
Ne Obliviscaris Citadel
Ovid's Withering Scryers of the Ibis
Try aborted or ingested or my fav band of all time ovids withering they are death metal thrash metal black metal and djent all at the same fucking time
Periphery Periphery
Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal
Raze The Aeon Doomsday Haze
Gimmicky br00tal deathcore that uses space sound FX.
Steven Wilson Hand. Cannot. Erase.
Swans To Be Kind
The Browning Burn This World
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza Danza IIII: The Alpha - The Omega
Yngwie Malmsteen Rising Force

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