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Average Rating: 3.52
Rating Variance: 0.83
Objectivity Score: 79%
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5.0 classic
Boris Boris At Last -Feedbacker-
Codeine The White Birch
Gorguts Obscura
Ice Cube Death Certificate
Immolation Close to a World Below
Jakob Solace
Lustmord The Place where the Black Stars Hang
Pedestrian Deposit Fatale
Rodan Rusty
The Dillinger Escape Plan Under the Running Board

4.5 superb
Altar of Plagues Teethed Glory and Injury
Anaal Nathrakh The Codex Necro
Ataraxie L Etre et La Nausee
Bongripper Hate Ashbury
Botch We Are the Romans
Codeine Frigid Stars
Converge Axe to Fall
Cryptopsy None So Vile
Cryptopsy Blasphemy Made Flesh
CSTVT Summer Fences
Dennis Johnson November
Dionaea Grounds
Discordance Axis The Inalienable Dreamless
diSEMBOWELMENT Transcendence into the Peripheral
Don Caballero Singles Breaking Up
Eliane Radigue Trilogie de la Mort
Eyehategod Take as Needed for Pain
Faraquet The View From This Tower
Funerary Call Fragments From the Aethyr
Gnaw Their Tongues For All Slaves... A Song of False Hope
Gnaw Their Tongues Reeking Pained And Shuddering
Godflesh Cold World
Hella Homeboy/Concentration Face
Helmet Strap It On
Helmet Meantime
Hong Chulki Amplified WC
Hybrid (ES) The 8th Plague
Isis Oceanic
Jakob Cale:Drew
Jason Crumer Ottoman Black
Khanate Clean Hands Go Foul
Lustmord Heresy
Machismo Severe Disconnect
maudlin of the Well Bath
Nadja Radiance of Shadows
Nadja Touched
Nails Abandon All Life
Pedestrian Deposit Volatile
Pelican Pelican
Peter Brotzmann Machine Gun
Plebeian Grandstand How Hate is Hard to Define
Portal Vexovoid
Portal Outre
Possessed Seven Churches
Primitive Man Scorn
Psycroptic The Scepter of the Ancients
Rorcal Vilagvege
Ryu Hankil Becoming Typewriter
Saaad Orbs and Channels
Seam The Problem With Me
Shellac At Action Park
Suffocation Effigy of the Forgotten
Tar Jackson
The Angelic Process Coma Waering
The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity
Unsane Occupational Hazard
Weakling Dead as Dreams
Werewolf Jerusalem God Has Shot Himself
Wormed Planisphaerium
Zeni Geva Desire For Agony

4.0 excellent
Abominable Putridity The Anomalies of Artificial Origin
Adrift for Days The Lunar Maria
Alaskan Adversity; Woe
Altar of Plagues Mammal
Amputated Genitals Human Meat Gluttony
An Isle Ate Her Phrenia
Anaal Nathrakh Eschaton
Beau Navire Lumens
Bizarre Uproar Purification
Black Thread Meadowlark (Premonition)
Bong Mana-Yood-Sushai
Bongripper Heroin
Bongripper The Great Barrier Reefer
Boris Amplifier Worship
Butthole Surfers Widowermaker
Butthole Surfers Butthole Surfers
Cloak of Altering Ancient Paths Through Timeless Voids
Cloudkicker Fade
Cloudkicker Beacons
Converge Jane Doe
Crown of Cerberus With Arms Extended to the Heavens
David Maxim Micic Bilo
Decapitated Nihility
Decapitated Winds of Creation
Defeated Sanity Passages Into Deformity
Defeated Sanity Psalms of the Moribund
Dog As Master Brash Pussy
Good PE Your soundoff was too short, it has to be at least 50 charactersr
Don Caballero American Don
Don Caballero Don Caballero II
Don Caballero What Burns Never Returns
Dropdead 2nd LP
Drowning Horse Drowning Horse
Dysrhythmia Pretest
Dysrhythmia Psychic Maps
Dystopia Human = Garbage
Earth Earth 2
Ehnahre Taming The Cannibals
Envy All the Footprints You've Ever Left...
Envy / Jesu Envy/Jesu Split Ep
Eyehategod Confederacy of Ruined Lives
Fell Voices Regnum Saturni
Fell Voices Untitled
Girls Against Boys House of GVSB
Girls Against Boys Venus Luxure No. 1 Baby
Gnaw Their Tongues All The Dread Magnificence of Perversity
Godflesh Pure
Gojira L'Enfant Sauvage
Gorguts Considered Dead
Gottesmorder Gottesmorder
Hella The Devil Isn't Red
Hella Hold Your Horse Is
Helmet Betty
High Dependency Unit Fire Works
Isis Wavering Radiant
Islands (AUS) Islands
Jesu Jesu
June of 44 The Anatomy of Sharks
June of 44 Four Great Points
Justin Timberlake The 20/20 Experience
Kevin Drumm Sheer Hellish Miasma
Khanate Capture and Release
Kilgore Trout Immemorial
Korperschwache Ovencleaner (Reissue)
Koufar The Purity of the Cedars
Krallice Krallice
Krallice Dimensional Bleedthrough
Krieg Destruction Ritual
Krypts Unending Degradation
Last Days of Humanity Putrefaction in Progress
Love Sex Machine Love Sex Machine
LR Excerpts from a Divorce
Lustmord Other
Mare Cognitum An Extraconscious Lucidity
Maserati Inventions for the New Season
Mechanical Elephant Audio Schizophrenia
Mineral The Power of Failing
Misery Signals Controller
Mournful Congregation The Monad of Creation
Nadja Thaumogenesis
Nesseria Nesseria
Noûs Brûlure
Oneohtrix Point Never Replica
Orgone The Joyless Parson
Plebeian Grandstand Lowgazers
Polvo Exploded Drawing
Polvo Today's Active Lifestyles
Q and Not U No Kill No Beep Beep
Revocation Teratogenesis
Robert Rich Somnium
Rorcal Heliogabalus
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels 2
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels
Russian Circles Geneva
Sea of Shit / Water Torture Diseased Audio 006
Seam Are You Driving Me Crazy?
Seirom Seiromistkrieg
Skullflower IIIrd Gatekeeper
Sleepmakeswaves ...and so we destroyed everything
Squat Club Corvus
Squirrel Bait Skag Heaven
Storm and Stress Under Thunder and Fluorescent Lights Divine Legions Beyond Psyche
Suffocation Breeding the Spawn
Suffocation Pierced from Within
Sunn O))) ØØ Void
Sutcliffe Jugend We Spit On Their Graves
Swervedriver Raise
Swervedriver Mezcal Head
Tar Over and Out
Great album. Admittedly 3.7 of this is for Building Taj Mahal.
The Dillinger Escape Plan Miss Machine
The Human Quena Orchestra The Politics of the Irredeemable
Theologian The Chasms of My Heart
Trees (USA-OR) Lights Bane
Trist (CZE) Zrcadlení melancholie
Trist (CZE) Nostalgie
Vasaeleth Crypt Born & Tethered To Ruin
Vomir Renonce
Waves Crashing Piano Chords/Tanner Garza de Sade
Wold Screech Owl
Zeni Geva Freedom Bondage

3.5 great
Abriosis Tattered And Bound
Abyssal Denouement
Aderlating Dying of the Light
Adrift for Days Come Midnight...
Anaal Nathrakh Vanitas
Angular Dreams Noospheric Aberration
As We Draw Lines Breaking Circles
Atrium Carceri Phrenitis
Bailter Space Vortura
Beau Navire Hours
Behold... The Arctopus Nano-Nucleonic Cyborg Summoning
Butthole Surfers Rembrandt Pussyhorse
Clinging to the Trees of a Forest Fire Split with Nesseria
Cloudkicker ]]][[[
Don Caballero World Class Listening Problem
Dorthal Arid Landscape
Drive Like Jehu Yank Crime
Envy A Dead Sinking Story
Ethereal Shroud Absolution|Emptiness
Exivious Exivious
Failure Comfort
Godflesh Slavestate
Husker Du Zen Arcade
Jesu Heart Ache/Dethroned
Jesu Silver
Journal Unlorja
Khlyst Chaos is My Name
Korperschwache Evil Walks
Krallice Orphan of Sickness
Machismo Humiliation in Attitude
Too much fookin reverb... Your soundoff was too short, it has to be at least 50 characters
Macronympha Grind
Mare Cognitum The Sea Which Has Become Known
Mechanical Elephant Audio Side A & Side B
The album cover signifies the albums message and theme, however disturbing and perverse it may be. Side A & Side B painful to listen to, almost torturous at times, draws the listener in; immersing them in the low-end rumbles and penetrating feedback throughout. This would be a normal noise-ambient release; be it not for the samples of disgusting, depraved porn (the sounds of a girl/woman almost choking on a dick for 28 minutes) that dominate the recording. However, these samples only add to the disturbing piece that MEA have created with Side A & Side B.
Negativa Negativa
Nekrasov Extinction
Pantera Far Beyond Driven
Pelican Australasia
Pig Destroyer Book Burner
Pissed Jeans King of Jeans
Ramlord Crippled Minds, Sundered Wisdom
Rapeman Two Nuns and a Pack Mule
Rectal Hygienics Even The Flies Won't Touch You
Rectal Hygienics Ultimate Purity
Upon first few listens, this seems like it may be better than the Flies... Only time and more listens will tell, but seriously... What is life without scuzz??
Sea of Shit Sea of Shit 7"
Skullflower Form Destroyer
Slint Spiderland
Slutmachine The Unbearable Darkness of Being
Sonic Youth Dirty
Space Bong The Death Of Utopia
Teeth of Lions Rule the Divine Rampton
The Appleseed Cast Mare Vitalis
The Beatles The Beatles
The Dead C Future Artists
The Dillinger Escape Plan Option Paralysis
The Lizard Train Inertia
The New Year Newness Ends
The Psyke Project Guillotine
Theologian The Further I Get From Your Star...
This Will Destroy You Young Mountain
Thou Tyrant
Trees (USA-OR) Sickness In
Volturyon Coordinated Mutilation
Wormrot Dirge
Xasthur Subliminal Genocide
Zach Hill with Mick Barr - Shred Earthship
One of Zach Hill's best efforts behind the kit (Love the way most of the drums are tuned low) paired with Mick Barr's confronting and somewhat tiring non-stop shredding. This album tends to become really tiring in it's length.
Zeni Geva Total Castration

3.0 good
Art Of Burning Water This Disgrace
Behold... The Arctopus Horrorscension
Bongripper Miserable
Boris Pink
Butthole Surfers Pioughd
Cattle Decapitation Humanure
Not amazing, not shit. It is decent at what it attempts to do, albeit rather repetitive. Decent riffs and drumming, vocals are hit or miss. Overall doesn't deserve more than a 3.5.
Clinging to the Trees of a Forest Fire Omega Drunk on the Blood of Alpha
Crown of Cerberus Strength
Don Caballero For Respect
Emuul Crawling Across The Rafters
Giant's Chair Red and Clear
Girls Against Boys You Can't Fight What You Can't See
Gnaw Their Tongues L Arrivee De La Terne Mort Triomphante
Grunt Myth of Blood
Solid release from grunt, but not as good as Seer of Decay or Terror and Degeneration. Good variation throughout; keeping the power electronics genre alive.
Gulaggh Vorkuta
An album that thrives on dissonance and practical unlistenability. Although more(?) accessible than their works with Stallagh (not a hard task), Vorkuta is still a pain/struggle to sit through. You are greeted with grainy samples, atonal and dissonant classical instruments (violins, etc.) and almost demonic howls of (supposedly) mentally disturbed women and children.

Listen at your peril (or wish).
Hydromedusa Hydromedusa
Illuminati The Core
Lake Of Blood As Time and Tide Erodes Stone
Lake Of Blood Omnipotens Tyrannus
Locrian Return To Annihilation
Mechanical Elephant Audio I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream
Melvins Houdini
My Bloody Valentine Loveless
Nadja Dagdrøm
Nekrasov Inner Stalker Metrics
Obscura Cosmogenesis
Polvo In Prism
Psyopus Odd Senses
Satan's Almighty Penis Into the Cunt of Chaos
Seam The Pace Is Glacial
Shellac Terraform
Silencer (SWE) Death - Pierce Me
Sonic Youth Daydream Nation
Storm and Stress Storm and Stress
sufferinfuck In Boredom
Television Marquee Moon
The Crownhate Ruin Until The Eagle Grins
The Dillinger Escape Plan Ire Works
Thrown To The Sun Of Oceans And Raindrops
Valerian Swing A Sailor Lost Around the Earth
Xasthur Portal Of Sorrow

2.5 average
Battles Mirrored
Black Crown Initiate Song of the Crippled Bull
Black Crown Initiate The Wreckage of Stars
Bongripper Sex Tape/ Snuff Film
Boris Smile
Buzruh Alone In The Dark
Cephalotripsy Uterovaginal Insertion of Extirpated Anomalies
Circle Takes the Square Decompositions: Volume Number One
Cloudkicker The Discovery
Dweller The Reality Vector
Earthrise Eras Lost
Forceps Humanicide
Friend For A Foe Source of Isolation
Gorguts Colored Sands
Hella There's No 666 In Outer Space
Mono You Are There
Ne Obliviscaris Portal of I
Pathology Lords of Rephaim
Pelican City of Echoes
Protest the Hero Volition
Rodan Fifteen Quiet Years
The majority of this is just blatant Slint-worship. The Peel Sessions are decent but none of this really lives up to Rusty.
Skagos Ast
Sun Worship Elder Giants
Swans Filth
The Faceless Autotheism
This Will Destroy You This Will Destroy You
Trans Am Red Line
A strong change in direction for Trans Am; the electronic elements of their sound coming to the forefront of the music. Despite this, Red Line is by no means a bad release and in fact is quite a good release for those who enjoy electronic-oriented rock.
Vomir Claustration
Xasthur All Reflections Drained

2.0 poor
Ascariasis Ocean Of Colour
Born of Osiris The Discovery
Cloak of Altering Plague Beasts
Death Cab for Cutie Transatlanticism
Deathpile G.R.
I don't see why deathpile get's good ratings here... It's probably the most primitive whitehouse rip-off that I've ever heard. That as well as the borderline retarded lyrics make this remarkably bad for power electronics.
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F#A# (Infinity)
Helmet Seeing Eye Dog
Helmet Monochrome
Melvins Hold It In
Mono Hymn to the Immortal Wind
My Bloody Valentine m b v
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Pissed Jeans Honeys
Swans The Seer
Swans try to craft something new and "abrasive" with the seer, but end up creating an aimless, sprawling, and pretentious disappointment of an album. It does have moments of brilliance (very few), but these are easily outweighed by almost 2 hours worth of overzealous garbage that you have to wade through to find it.r1.8/5
Unhappy Songs Before My Suicide
Unhuman Unhuman

1.5 very poor
Circle Takes the Square As the Roots Undo
Disturbed The Sickness
Don Caballero Punkgasm
Hacktivist Hacktivist
Iwrestledabearonce It's All Happening
Lorde Pure Heroine
Ovid's Withering Scryers of the Ibis
Raze The Aeon Doomsday Haze
Gimmicky br00tal deathcore that uses space sound FX.
Swans To Be Kind
The Faceless Akeldama
Wold Working Together For Our Privacy

1.0 awful
Bring Me the Horizon Suicide Season Cut Up!
Capture the Crown Capture the Crown
Capture the Crown Til Death
Design the Skyline Nevaeh
fun. Some Nights
Icona Pop Icona Pop
Icona Pop This Is...Icona Pop
Lana Del Rey Ultraviolence
And here I was expecting Lana Del Ray to pump out some fucking fast and brutal pv.
Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog...
Lmfao Party Rock
The Browning Burn This World
The Browning don't write lyrics, they write philosophical doctrines and dissertations. Some are so brilliant they transcend the understanding of the modern plebeian lifeform (otherwise known as a human). Passages such as:

"Be proud of who you are. Be yourself and you'll reach the stars.
Don't pretend to be something you're not,be proud of who you are!
Be proud of who you are!"


"There is no escape
There is no escape
No escape
No escape"

Create meaning beyond the understanding of the normal human mind. Thankfully with my IQ of 270 I can decode and describe these metaphors with relative ease.

These metaphors actually describe the complexities of travelling through the space-time continuum as well as how it feels to know that your existence is futile. This is pure literary genius at it's finest.
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza Danza IIII: The Alpha - The Omega

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