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5.0 classic
Jenny Hval Viscera
Macintosh Plus FLORAL SHOPPE
it's raining pixels outside. and my god is it glorious. This is the zenith of vaporwave, its opus, the stunning and mind-bending and surreal and enchanting world of plunderphonics saturated in dynamic textural beauty. Floral Shoppe is nature and technology colliding in a pool of atoms.
Mr. Bungle California
Unwound Leaves Turn Inside You
Women Public Strain
the most bm thing ever that's not bm

4.5 superb
Dead Bugs Of a Feather
Deftones White Pony
Dirty Beaches Drifters/Love Is The Devil
yes yes yes yes yes fuuuuuuuuuuuck yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
Dismember Like an Ever Flowing Stream
Heart Dreamboat Annie
this is actually ridiculously good
Iceage New Brigade
Jenny Hval Innocence Is Kinky
i'm just gonna stay far away from everything and everyone that talks about this and just love it by myself in my own little weird way
Justin Timberlake The 20/20 Experience
Kayo Dot Hubardo
aoty no rly I mean it this time
Kendrick Lamar good kid, m.A.A.d city
Manilla Road Crystal Logic
Menomena Mines
Pixies Doolittle
Red Nightfall Red Nightfall
Stateless Matilda
A vile, monumental statement on all the mundane Purity Ring's of the world. Also, heroin!
The Knife Shaking the Habitual
so this is fucking amazing
The Men Leave Home
this is one of the best albums of this decade.
The National High Violet
The Ventures The Ventures In Space
i have been looking for essential surf for ages and well I believe I just found the mecca.
This Heat Deceit
WU LYF Go Tell Fire to the Mountain
Yamantaka // Sonic Titan YT//ST

4.0 excellent
18 Carat Affair Adventures in Schizophrenia
Acid Pauli mst
Beyonce Beyonce
Blu No York!
Broken Water Tempest
Ceephax Cro Magnox
Chance The Rapper Acid Rap
Chromatics Kill For Love
Crocodiles Sleep Forever
Crocodiles Endless Flowers
Deftones Diamond Eyes
Dirty Beaches Badlands
Disappears Pre Language
i aint shittin u bro
Fell Voices Regnum Saturni
this is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-huuuuuuuuuuuucking awesome
Flourishing The Sum of All Fossils
Grizzly Bear Veckatimest
Half Moon Run Dark Eyes
All mood and atmosphere. Fantastic, fantastic, fantastic.
Jackson C. Frank Jackson C. Frank
just gonna sit on my porch all day and look out into the west
James Blake Overgrown
his best album to date
Letlive. Fake History
Local Natives Hummingbird
just so bootyful
Lorde Pure Heroine
Mazzy Star So Tonight That I Might See
For 2am intoxication look no further.
Moon Duo Circles
Moss Horrible Nights
fuck yes
My Bloody Valentine m b v
Nails Abandon All Life
Niechec Smierc w miekkim futerku
Nirvana In Utero
Nmesh Dream Sequins
Pharmakon Abandon
I don't know
Pixies Surfer Rosa
Polyenso One Big Particular Loop
A rain shower that goes on for too long, but boy does it make for some sweet ambiance. What a great change for these used-to-be-faux-rockers.
Portal Swarth
Red Nightfall Late in the Fever
why would I expect anything less? fucking beautiful.
Streetlight Manifesto Everything Goes Numb
Sun Kil Moon Benji
downer giving something a 1 pretty much puts a guarantee on staying the fuck away, yet i can't help but find this to be the most beautiful album of the young year.
Thanksgiving Cave Days And Moments
The Dillinger Escape Plan Option Paralysis
The Men New Moon
While Leave Home still holds that special place in my heart as The Men's best, New Moon is 2013's first truly rockin' album.
The Veils Nux Vomica
if the Arctic Monkeys had balls
Thou Heathen
one of my favorite bands and this is no different
Warpaint The Fool

3.5 great
Against Me! Transgender Dysphoria Blues
Alt-J An Awesome Wave
Colin Stetson New History Warfare, Vol 2: Judges
Comadre Comadre
The couple of gems here are superb, but it's just not enough.
Daft Punk Tron: Legacy
Daft Punk Random Access Memories
Data Romance Other
it's got a song of the year candidate and one of the more delicious atmospheres of the year.
Death Grips Government Plates
one of the strangest discographies in the land. how can I love The Money Store but hate Exmilitary and No Love so much? Doesn't really matter - Government Plates, like The Money Store, is made for a Klipsch system to die for. It's just not as catchy.
Foxygen We Are The 21st Century Ambassadors...
Garbage Garbage
Iceage You're Nothing
jacob royal continues to be wrong and stupid and the world keeps spinning congrats on promotion faggot
Laura Stevenson Sit Resist
Laura Stevenson Wheel
and the award for the most pretty good album of the year goes to...
Massive Attack Mezzanine
Mezzanine is essentially the spotless, sleek, beautiful new sports car that you can't drive because you have too many parking tickets and forgot that there's something called real life.
Memoryhouse The Years
Nothing Guilty of Everything
Portal Vexovoid
Prurient Through the Window
Savages Silence Yourself
Silversun Pickups Carnavas
St. Vincent St. Vincent
Surfer Blood Astro Coast
The Black Heart Rebellion Har Nevo
The Men Tomorrow's Hits
The National Trouble Will Find Me
could be the drugs but i am loving this
Todd Terje It's Album Time
Waxahatchee Cerulean Salt
Wild Nothing Empty Estate
Wolf Alice Wolf Alice
oh man this is what im talking about
Youth Lagoon Wondrous Bughouse

3.0 good
Arctic Monkeys AM
finally kind of nail it with do u wanna know
ASAP Rocky LongLiveA$AP
Atoms for Peace Amok
this would be better if it didn't feel like Thom Yorke joined the Illuminati.
Boris Präparat
Circle Takes The Square Decompositions: Volume Number One
Crocodiles Summer Of Hate
Cult of Luna Vertikal
holy fucking shit i agree with a michael snotballas soundoff? and he gave an over-rated hypeblown train album a 3.5? holy fucking shit i love life :]
CunninLynguists Oneirology
Have A Nice Life The Unnatural World
remember that one time sputnik got confused and over-rated the shit out of something? yeah me neither
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Pamyu Pamyu Revolution
MS MR Secondhand Rapture
hurricane is sweet
OneRepublic Dreaming Out Loud
Silversun Pickups Swoon
The War on Drugs Lost in the Dream
oh my goodness
Trophy Scars Holy Vacants
please be like bad luck

2.5 average
Audrey Horne Youngblood
Deafheaven Sunbather
calm down ppl it's not a 5 4.5/5
Deerhunter Monomania
this is what they've always been - average, Beatles worship.
Giles Corey Hinterkaifeck
Nosaj Thing Home
an electronic album that sounds like an electronic album which sounds like an electronic album that sounds just like an electronic album
Protest The Hero Volition
can't fuckin believe it but i'm with chanson. this band is retarded.
Shai Hulud Reach Beyond the Sun
Stampede to Timberline Tribulation
The Dear Hunter Migrant

2.0 poor
Coheed and Cambria The Afterman: Descension
Frank Turner Tape Deck Heart
false bullshit with an ethos that makes me want to fucking puke
Mac DeMarco Salad Days
"so in a sense, the pleasantness is a vain assurance that everything is okay and youre okay and your friends are okay everythings good, its shit like romanticizing your friends right away because nostalgia is what you cling to even in present situations, perhaps? i imagine people love the idea of mac demarco playing at a barbeque with your friends and youre havin a grand ol time. sure, fun. but, like, aren't there greater things to aspire to?"

-adam downer
it's truly unfortunate what passes as "excellent" these days
Youngblood Hawke Wake Up

1.5 very poor
Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium Arcadium
Shone Heat Thing

1.0 awful
Angels and Airwaves I-Empire
Bring Me The Horizon Sempiternal
remember when Skrillex tried to go all Burial on us?
Hell or Highwater Begin Again
its aight
La Dispute Rooms of the House
sputnik drinking game take a shot everytime trebor posts something retarded holy fuck I am hammered
Lil B 05 Fuck Em
Mumford and Sons Babel
this is one of the most evil albums ever. soulless, uninspired, shit.
Polyenso The Tide
Polyenso Birth.Eater #Willpower

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