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5.0 classic
Alexisonfire Watch Out!
Alkaline Trio Goddamnit
American Football American Football
I've only cried myself to sleep while listening to this like twenty times already in the last three months alone no big
Bon Iver 22, A Million
this is amazing and I can't even word why. Justin Vernon for president 2016
Converge Jane Doe
Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain
David Bowie "Heroes"
Death The Sound of Perseverance
Death Grips The Money Store
Deftones Saturday Night Wrist
Empire! Empire! (I Was a Lonely Estate) What It Takes to Move Forward
Fugazi Red Medicine
Future of the Left Travels With Myself And Another
Glassjaw Worship and Tribute
I get an erection every time I hear "Trailer Park Jesus" 10/10
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F♯ A♯ ∞
Have a Nice Life Deathconsciousness
Hopesfall The Satellite Years
Incubus Make Yourself
James Brown Live At The Apollo
Jimmy Eat World Clarity
Jon Hopkins Immunity
It's very easy to get lost while listening to "Immunity". Jon Hopkins crafted one hell of an atmospheric experience from start to finish; and I would gladly wonder forever within this record.
Kidcrash Jokes
MF DOOM Operation: Doomsday
Modest Mouse The Lonesome Crowded West
Mogwai Young Team
wtf this is an album to be both enjoyed AND admired don't be silly now
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here
Queens of the Stone Age Rated R
From the opening bass line of 'Feel Good Hit of the Summer" to the blaring horns at the end of "I Think I Lost My Headache". "Rated R" manages to become varied yet very consistent all the way through.
Rush Hemispheres
Say Anything ...Is a Real Boy
Slowdive Souvlaki
Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream
Sufjan Stevens Carrie and Lowell
The Arrogant Sons of Bitches Three Cheers For Disappointment
Probably the greatest Ska Punk album ever made 10/10
The Cure Disintegration
The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity
The Dismemberment Plan Emergency & I
The Flaming Lips The Soft Bulletin
The Microphones The Glow Pt. 2
An album's who's rough production only adds to the experience. Easily one of the greatest Low-Fi albums ever made
Weezer Pinkerton
Weezer Weezer
Yellowcard Ocean Avenue

4.5 superb
...Who Calls So Loud ...Who Calls So Loud
311 Grassroots
this still bumps
A Lot Like Birds Conversation Piece
A Lot Like Birds No Place
"No Place" manages to dive deep with me, even on its sheer concept alone. As someone who struggles with connection, especially to a place called home do to my somewhat mobile childhood, A Lot Like Bird's third LP is rather relatable to me, as the entire album is about the struggles of home. It also helps that musically A Lot Like Birds does nothing but impress.
A Tribe Called Quest The Low End Theory
AJJ People Who Can Eat People are the Luckiest People
Alexisonfire Alexisonfire
Alice in Chains Dirt
Alkaline Trio Maybe I'll Catch Fire
Animal Collective Feels
"Banshee Beat" alone makes the album title almost scarily well fitting
Animal Collective Spirit They're Gone...
Animal Collective Campfire Songs
All y'all are sitting on this gem. Flowing and bursting with sheer atmosphere, AnCo manages to make an album that sounds boring on paper into a rather engaging LP. Just sit back, grab your best headphones, and let your mind wander.
Animals As Leaders Animals as Leaders
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command
At the Drive-In In/Casino/Out
Bear vs. Shark Terrorhawk
Beastie Boys Paul's Boutique
Big Black Atomizer
Black Flag Damaged
Blink-182 Blink-182
Bomb the Music Industry! Goodbye Cool World!
Jeff Rosenstock for president until the heat death of the universe. Goodbye Cool World is just too fun to ignore
Bomb the Music Industry! Vacation
Bon Iver For Emma, Forever Ago
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Cap'n Jazz Analphabetapolothology
Carissa's Wierd Songs About Leaving
Hahahahaha Now I'm clinically depressed, thanks Carissa
Circa Survive Juturna
Cloudkicker Beacons
Coheed and Cambria In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3
Converge You Fail Me
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind
Cursive The Ugly Organ
Cynic Focus
D'Angelo Voodoo
Dance Gavin Dance Happiness
David Bowie The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars
Deafheaven Sunbather
It's funny because the drummer usually tires himself out almost every concert like half-way through the second song. Sunbather slays
Death Human
Death Grips Exmilitary
Death Grips The Powers That B - Part II: Jenny Death
Deerhunter Microcastle
Many moments on "Microcastle" can be best described as beautiful, from the opening intro and how it smoothly transitions into "Agoraphobia" all the way from the borderline haunting closing track "Twilight at Carbon Lake".
Deftones White Pony
Deftones Diamond Eyes
gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby
Dennis Wilson Pacific Ocean Blue
dredg El Cielo
Duster Stratosphere
Elliott Smith Roman Candle
Every Time I Die From Parts Unknown
Explosions in the Sky The Earth is Not a Cold Dead Place
Explosions in the Sky How Strange, Innocence
On a scale from 1 to Pencil, how wrong am I for having this as my favourte EitS album
Faith No More King for a Day... Fool for a Lifetime
Faith No More crafted an album that cannot be pigeon-holed into one specif genre, instead hopping from the bands typical Alt. Metal, Country, Jazz, and countless others. A masterpiece to this Pencil's eyes if I do say so myself.
Fear Before The Always Open Mouth
Foo Fighters Foo Fighters
Foo Fighters The Colour and the Shape
Fugazi The Argument
Fugazi Repeater
Glassjaw Coloring Book
Gospel The Moon Is a Dead World
Hop Along Get Disowned
Hopesfall No Wings To Speak Of
Ichiko Aoba 0%
Isis Panopticon
Truth time children! I'm not a big Post Metal fan. It's not that I dislike the genre, I admitingly have a difficult time sitting through long songs. However, Isis managed to make not only one of my favourite gems from the genre, but one of my favourite albums period.
Japandroids Post-Nothing
Jeff Rosenstock We Cool?
Q: Can Jeff Rosenstock do any wrong?
A: Fuck No this is great
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Kayo Dot Choirs of the Eye
Kyuss Welcome to Sky Valley
La Dispute Wildlife
M83 Before The Dawn Heals Us
M83 Hurry Up, We're Dreaming
Madvillain Madvillainy
While Madvillain deserves all the praise it earns and then some, I still can't help but wish that certain tracks were longer. (I'm looking at you, "Supervillain Theme")
Mastodon Leviathan
Mastodon Crack the Skye
maudlin of the Well Bath
Mew And the Glass Handed Kites
Mew Frengers
mewithoutYou Catch For Us the Foxes
mewithoutYou Brother, Sister
Miles Davis Bitches Brew
Mineral The Power of Failing
Minus the Bear Planet of Ice
Modest Mouse The Moon & Antarctica
My Bloody Valentine Loveless
N.W.A. Straight Outta Compton
Neil Perry Lineage Situation
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
So does Jeff Mangum really want to fuck Anne Frank???????????????
Nujabes/Fat Jon Departure
Oceansize Self Preserved While The Bodies Float Up
Off Minor The Heat Death of the Universe
Off Minor Some Blood
Orchid Chaos is Me
Pavement Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain
Pink Floyd Meddle
Portishead Third
Protest the Hero Kezia
Protest the Hero Scurrilous
Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf
Queens of the Stone Age ...Like Clockwork
I may have been really high once and got moved to tears by I Appear Missing nbd
Radiohead The Bends
Radiohead In Rainbows
Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels 2
I hope the third album has werewolf hands on it or something
Rush 2112
Ryo Fukui Scenery
Saetia A Retrospective
Saves the Day Through Being Cool
Saves the Day Stay What You Are
Slint Spiderland
Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
Sonic Youth Daydream Nation
Steve Hackett Voyage of the Acolyte
Sufjan Stevens Illinois
Sunny Day Real Estate Diary
The Avalanches Since I Left You
The Beach Boys Pet Sounds
The Blood Brothers ...Burn, Piano Island, Burn
The Chariot One Wing
The Chariot's (sadly) last record goes out with a fucking bang. "One Wing" is the bands most diverse and powerful release, which makes the fact that The Chariot are no more sting even more. "One Wing" may be one of the most beautiful yet cathartic Swan Songs recorded.
The Dear Hunter The Color Spectrum (Complete Collection)
The Dillinger Escape Plan Miss Machine
The Dillinger Escape Plan Option Paralysis
The Dismemberment Plan Change
The Durutti Column The Return of the Durutti Column
The Fall of Troy Doppelganger
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium
The Smith Street Band No One Gets Lost Anymore
The Smiths The Queen Is Dead
The Unicorns Who Will Cut Our Hair When We're Gone?
Why am I not surprised this band is Canadian? Anyway this record is so strange I can't help but find it charming.
The World Is a Beautiful Place... Whenever, If Ever
The World Is a Beautiful Place... Harmlessness
I think I actually like this better than Whenever, If Ever. Probably going to be my AOTY. I'm sad
Thrice The Illusion of Safety
Thrice The Artist in the Ambulance
Thrice Major/Minor
Thursday Full Collapse
Turn Team The Gospel of El Zarrappe
Ulver Perdition City
Unwound Leaves Turn Inside You
Yellowcard Southern Air
Yes Close to the Edge
Yo La Tengo And Then Nothing Turned Itself Inside...

4.0 excellent
...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead Source Tags & Codes
Acid Bath When the Kite String Pops
Alkaline Trio Alkaline Trio
And So I Watch You From Afar Gangs
While not the most memorable album ever released, "Gangs" remains as the bands best work thus far
Animal Collective Sung Tongs
Animal Collective Here Comes the Indian
Animal Collective Fall Be Kind
Atheist Unquestionable Presence
Bear vs. Shark Right Now You're in the Best of Hands
Between the Buried and Me Alaska
Between the Buried and Me The Great Misdirect
Big Black Songs About Fucking
Bomb the Music Industry! Scrambles
Boris Akuma no Uta
Brand New Daisy
As much as I like this band, I will admit I could watch Jesse Lacey fall down a flight of stairs and I wouldn't feel a thing.
C.B. Murdoc Here Be Dragons
Can Future Days
Captain, We're Sinking The Future Is Cancelled
Chevelle Sci-Fi Crimes
Circa Survive Blue Sky Noise
If you don't think "Dyed in the Wool" isn't Circa Survive's best song get out of my face
Circle Takes the Square As the Roots Undo
Cloudkicker Let Yourself Be Huge
Coheed and Cambria The Second Stage Turbine Blade
Coheed's first proper release lays the groundwork for the rest of their discography and remains as
one of the high points in their said discography... Actually who the fuck am I kidding this is
equal to if not better than IKSoSE: 3.
Coldplay Parachutes
Converge Petitioning the Empty Sky
Converge Axe to Fall
Cursive Domestica
Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain II
Danny Brown Atrocity Exhibition
David Bowie Hunky Dory
David Bowie Blackstar
Dead Can Dance Within the Realm of a Dying Sun
Deafheaven Roads to Judah
Deafheaven New Bermuda
Deakin Sleep Cycle
Death Individual Thought Patterns
Death Symbolic
Death Cab for Cutie We Have the Facts and We're Voting Yes
Death Grips No Love Deep Web
Death Grips Government Plates
Death Grips Bottomless Pit
That's not how works, fsavage. Even if you're being sarcastic you should suck my dick
Deftones Deftones
Deftones Koi No Yokan
Deftones plus Shoegaze equals Koi No Yokan, one of 2012's best albums because Deftones
DJ Shadow Endtroducing...
Elliott Smith Either/Or
Elliott Smith XO
Envy A Dead Sinking Story
Mixing beautiful Post-Rock leanings with intense and emotion-filled screamo, Envy solidify their case as being one of the greatest bands in the entire genre
Envy All the Footprints You've Ever Left...
Every Time I Die Hot Damn!
Every Time I Die New Junk Aesthetic
Explosions in the Sky Those Who Tell the Truth...
Fair to Midland Fables From a Mayfly...
Faith No More The Real Thing
Far Water & Solutions
Fear Before Art Damage
Finch Say Hello to Sunshine
Foxing The Albatross
their rendition of "the medic" that they did for audiotree is impossibly amazing btw
Fugazi End Hits
Fugazi In on the Kill Taker
Future of the Left How To Stop Your Brain In An Accident
Future of the Left The Peace and Truce of
Gates Bloom and Breathe
Gates Parallel Lives
Genesis Nursery Cryme
Glassjaw Our Color Green (The Singles)
Goldfrapp Felt Mountain
Hail the Sun Wake
Haste the Day Coward
He Is Legend I Am Hollywood
Hopesfall Magnetic North
Iggy Pop The Idiot
Interpol Turn on the Bright Lights
Isis Oceanic
Isis Wavering Radiant
Japandroids Celebration Rock
Jimmy Eat World Static Prevails
Julia Holter Loud City Song
Kanye West The College Dropout
Kayo Dot Dowsing Anemone With Copper Tongue
please notice me, toby driver. PLEASE NOTICE ME TOBY DRIVER ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kendrick Lamar good kid, m.A.A.d city
Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly
Kidcrash Snacks
Knut Challenger
La Dispute Somewhere at the Bottom of the River Between Vega and Altair
letlive. Fake History
Lovage Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By
pleasantly surprised by this tbh. with a title like "music to make love your lady" the bar was not high, but leave it to Patton to prove to me that I was an idiot to doubt this
Manuel Gottsching E2-E4
Mastodon Once More 'Round the Sun
mewithoutYou A to B: Life
mewithoutYou Pale Horses
better than educated horses! by a lot. cause Rob Zombie is trite
Minus the Bear Highly Refined Pirates
Minus the Bear Menos El Oso
Misery Signals Absent Light
Modest Mouse Good News for People Who Love Bad News
Modest Mouse Building Nothing Out of Something
Modest Mouse This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
Mogwai Come On Die Young
Mudvayne L.D. 50
Neurosis The Eye of Every Storm
Neurosis is the band Tool wishes they were.
NOFX Punk in Drublic
Norma Jean Bless the Martyr and Kiss the Child
Norma Jean Wrongdoers
Norma Jean Polar Similar
Oceansize Effloresce
Oceansize Frames
Orchid Gatefold
Orchid Dance Tonight! Revolution Tomorrow!
Pavement Brighten the Corners
Pearl Jam Ten
Pearl Jam Vitalogy
"Bugs"... What the fuck are you doing?r"Hey, Foxy...." what the fuck are you doing
Pelican Australasia
Pharoahe Monch Desire
Pig Destroyer Terrifyer
Pink Floyd Animals
Pixies Doolittle
Poison the Well You Come Before You
"You Come Before You" is easily Poison the Well's opus. From the sweet yet not overly complicated guitar work, to Jeffrey Moreira's passionate performance, the Florida based group's third effort is definitely an essential listen for any Metalcore fan.
Portishead Dummy
Portraits Of Past 01010101
Protest the Hero Fortress
Protest the Hero Volition
Queens of the Stone Age Queens of the Stone Age
Radiohead Amnesiac
Radiohead OK Computer
Radiohead Hail to the Thief
Regina Spektor Soviet Kitsch
Rise Against The Sufferer and the Witness
Rival Schools United By Fate
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels
Rush Permanent Waves
Another great album by Rush, what more do you want?
Saves the Day Can't Slow Down
Saves the Day Under the Boards
Say Anything In Defense of the Genre
Hella props the Max Bemis for making a double album that doesn't drag on (for the most part). A huge grower for me might I add.
Single Soul cold drone blues expanded
Skycamefalling 10.21
Smashing Pumpkins Gish
Smashing Pumpkins Adore
Once you're able to get passed the seeming bait and switch Billy and Co. pulled with lead single "Ava Adore's" brooding Gothic sound, one can find a solid soft and dark album that's very fitting for a long drive at night.
Sonic Youth Murray Street
Strapping Young Lad City
Strawberry Girls American Graffiti
Sufjan Stevens Michigan
Sufjan Stevens Seven Swans
Sufjan Stevens The Age of Adz
System of a Down System of a Down
Taking Back Sunday Tell All Your Friends
Thank You Scientist Maps of Non-Existent Places
The Antlers Hospice
The Beach Boys Sunflower
The Blood Brothers Young Machetes
The Contortionist Exoplanet
The Contortionist Language
The Dillinger Escape Plan Irony Is a Dead Scene
The Fall of Troy The Fall of Troy
The Flaming Lips Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots
The Flashbulb Soundtrack to a Vacant Life
The Gloria Record A Lull in Traffic
The National Alligator
The National Trouble Will Find Me
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Nuclear, Sad, Nuclear
The Smiths Meat Is Murder
The Weakerthans Left and Leaving
This Heat Deceit
This Will Destroy You Young Mountain
Thrice The Alchemy Index Vols. I & II
Thrice The Alchemy Index Vols. III & IV
Tiny Moving Parts This Couch Is Long & Full of Friendship
Titus Andronicus The Most Lamentable Tragedy
Touche Amore Stage Four
TTNG This Town Needs Guns
holy shit I have too many 4's. But this is so good, hell I even like this more than Animals tbh
Underoath Lost in the Sound of Separation
Unsane Unsane
Unwound Repetition
Unwound New Plastic Ideas
Weezer The White Album
Yellowcard When You're Through Thinking, Say Yes

3.5 great
'68 In Humor and Sadness
AJJ The Bible 2
Alexisonfire Crisis
Alexisonfire Old Crows / Young Cardinals
Alkaline Trio Good Mourning
Alkaline Trio From Here To Infirmary
Alkaline Trio Agony and Irony
Animal Collective Strawberry Jam
Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion
Animal Collective Painting With
August Burns Red Thrill Seeker
August Burns Red Constellations
Beach House Bloom
note to self; stop bad mouthing bands cause chances are I will pull a 180 on how I feel about them fuck me
Between the Buried and Me Between the Buried and Me
Between the Buried and Me The Silent Circus
Between the Buried and Me Colors
Between the Buried and Me The Parallax II: Future Sequence
Blink-182 Dude Ranch
Blink-182 Enema of the State
Blink-182 Neighborhoods
A good comeback album, but nothing TOO amazing, except maybe 'After Midnight" and "Hearts All Gone"
Brand New Deja Entendu
Brand New Your Favorite Weapon
Brian Eno Here Come the Warm Jets
Cage The Elephant Melophobia
Cave In Jupiter
what the fuck was I thinking when I had this at 2.5.
Chevelle Wonder What's Next
Circa Survive On Letting Go
Coil The Ape Of Naples
Converge When Forever Comes Crashing
Converge No Heroes
Damien Rice O
Dance Gavin Dance Whatever I Say Is Royal Ocean
Dance Gavin Dance Dance Gavin Dance
Dance Gavin Dance Acceptance Speech
Acceptance Speech doesn't have the greatest production ever. Acceptance Speech doesn't have the greatest lyrics. But that is okay, as the Sacramento-based group's 5th full length is still a rather enjoyable record.
Dance Gavin Dance Instant Gratification
Shark Dad will be song of the decade just you all wait
Edit: I was correct.
Daniel Striped Tiger No Difference
Danny Brown Old
David Bowie Space Oddity
David Bowie The Man Who Sold the World
David Sylvian Brilliant Trees
Death Cab for Cutie Something About Airplanes
Death Grips The Powers That B - Part I: Niggas on the Moon
Deftones Adrenaline
Despite being a key album in the infamous "nu-metal" sub-genre that annoyed the ears of many in the late 90's to early 2000's, Deftones humble debut "Adrenaline" still demands to be heard. Featuring a raw and rather angry sound, in addition to Chino's fitting rap-like vocal style. However as it IS the bands first release, Adrenaline sounds rather underdeveloped at times. An overall solid beginning for a group that's going to end up being so much more.
Deftones Around the Fur
Around the Fur showcases a band who are starting to realize their true potential. While still rholding on to the nu-metal sound they helped create, Deftones add so much more to, distinguishing rthemselves from the other groups. Featuring improved songwriting and a glimpse at their eventual ratmospheric sound, Around the Fur is an early highlight of a band that's full of them.
Deftones Gore
"once upon a time, in the piece of shit land called Sacramento 4 stoned teenagers accidentally created Nu-Metal but then jumped from that ship once Limp Bizkit happened (even though Korn was a thing before that). They still made good music and they made another music that is good. Chiggy Biggy Mo-Iggy please love me!!!! 8/10"
Descendents Milo Goes to College
Four angry nerds in the 1980's create what may be one of the most important punk records ever.
Devin Townsend Ocean Machine: Biomech
Edaline I Wrote the Last Chapter For You
Emarosa Relativity
Enigma The Cross of Changes
Envy Atheist's Cornea
Every Time I Die Ex Lives
Explosions in the Sky The Wilderness
Fall Out Boy Take This to Your Grave
Fear Before Odd How People Shake
Flatbush Zombies 3001: A Laced Odyssey
Fugazi 13 Songs
Fugazi Steady Diet of Nothing
Funeral Diner The Underdark
Future of the Left The Plot Against Common Sense
Ghostface Killah and BADBADNOTGOOD Sour Soul
Glassjaw Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Silence
Haste the Day Attack of the Wolf King
Hopesfall The Frailty of Words
HORSE the band Desperate Living
i honestly don't know how this album makes me feel, and in this case I'm actually considering it a good thing.
"Desperate Living" is, when all is said and done, a good album. However it's like listening to a muppet have a
temper tantrum while a mixture of metal and a SNES soundtrack play in the background.
I Hate Myself 10 Songs
Immolation Close to a World Below
The instrumentation is nice, and the title track is really cool.rNot fond of the opener however but such is life
Incubus S.C.I.E.N.C.E.
Jamie xx In Colour
Jimmy Eat World Bleed American
Kanye West Graduation
Kanye West Yeezus
Kanye West The Life of Pablo
Kayo Dot Blue Lambency Downward
Kayo Dot Coyote
KEN mode Entrench
King Crimson Red
Mastodon Remission
Mastodon Blood Mountain
mewithoutYou It's All Crazy! It's All False! It's All A Dream! It's Alright!
mewithoutYou Ten Stories
Midori Aratame Hajime Mashite Midori Desu
Modest Mouse We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
Modest Mouse Strangers to Ourselves
Modest Mussorgsky Pictures at an Exhibition
Moneen The Red Tree
Moose Blood I'll Keep You In Mind, From Time To Time
My Chemical Romance I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds Skeleton Tree
Nirvana Bleach
NOFX White Trash, Two Heebs and a Bean
Norma Jean The Anti Mother
Norma Jean Meridional
Oceansize Everyone Into Position
Paramore Brand New Eyes
Pavement Slanted and Enchanted
Pelican The Fire in Our Throats Will Beckon...
Pelican City of Echoes
I guess I may be alone in thinking this was just some neat as hell Post Rock huh
Pig Destroyer Phantom Limb
This album is great music to play at a wedding. Trust me
Porcupine Tree In Absentia
Preoccupations Preoccupations
How can you even rate an album before it's out based on one track???
Queens of the Stone Age Lullabies to Paralyze
Rx Bandits Progress
Saves the Day In Reverie
Saves the Day Sound the Alarm
Saves the Day Daybreak
Say Anything I Don't Think It Is
Say Anything come out of left field with a new record, and you know what; it's pretty good. Bemis
hasn't been this aggressive (and weird) in a long time and it's nice to see that he still has it
in him.
Secret Band Secret Band
"Secret Band's" first full length effort is an experience. From the killer riffage from the very reliable Will Swan, to
the blaring drumming from Matt Mingus, to Jon Mess's nonsensical lyricism and consistent howling. While far
from being consistent, and Jon Mess as a musician is somewhat of an acquired taste, "Secret Band" is a strange
beast that deserves to be listened to for all who know what they're getting themselves into.
Sneaker Pimps Bloodsport
Sufjan Stevens Enjoy Your Rabbit
Sunny Day Real Estate Sunny Day Real Estate
System of a Down Toxicity
Tame Impala Currents
The Blood Brothers Crimes
The Dillinger Escape Plan Ire Works
The Dillinger Escape Plan One of Us Is the Killer
The Fall of Troy Ghostship
The Fall of Troy OK
The Go! Team Thunder, Lightning, Strike
The Hotelier Home, Like NoPlace Is There
What would have been a wonderfully emotional record, 'Home, Like NoPlace Is There" is instead bogged down by an at time, terrible vocal performance that becomes too noticeable to ignore. The instrumentation is somewhat simple yet very effective however. While the end result left me rather mixed; I do recommend anybody interested to give this album a listen.
The Mars Volta The Bedlam in Goliath
To call The Mars Volta a bad group would honestly be very much a lie, as there is no denying that every member involved is immensely talented; with that in mind "Bedlam in Goliath" is a progressive and aggressive, while also being pretty exhausting to listen to in one sitting.
The Ongoing Concept Handmade
The Smith Street Band Don't Fuck With Our Dreams
Thrice Beggars
Thrice To Be Everywhere Is to Be Nowhere
Thursday Common Existence
Tiny Moving Parts Pleasant Living
Title Fight Hyperview
Tool Ænima
An excellent album, but the filler tracks REALLY mar this album down
Touche Amore Is Survived By
Treebeard Stars Over Somber Skies
TTNG Animals
While there is no denying the sheer talent flowing through the instrumentation found here, and the genuine emotion within the vocals; what holds "Animals" back just a smidge for me is the fact that a lot of the tracks have a slightly samey feel to each other.
Tyler, the Creator Bastard
Underoath The Changing of Times
Underoath Define the Great Line
Leagues above the... misstep that was "They're Only Chasing Safety", Define the Great Line sees a band who've improved almost every aspect of their sound, though several of the tracks end up having an air of similarity.
Unwound Fake Train
Unwound Challenge For a Civilized Society
Van Morrison Astral Weeks
Weezer Maladroit
Weezer Everything Will Be Alright in the End
Woods of Desolation As the Stars
the recording quality is bad but the emotion is amazing. oh wait it's black metal makes sense now duh
Yellowcard Lights and Sounds
Yellowcard Paper Walls

3.0 good
A Day to Remember What Separates Me From You
Alkaline Trio This Addiction
Anberlin New Surrender
Animal Collective Centipede Hz
Bad Religion Against the Grain
Why does every song sound alike? "21st Century Digital Boy" is easily a standout though.
Bea5t Empathy Is A Gift
Blink-182 Cheshire Cat
Bring Me the Horizon There Is a Hell, Believe Me I've Seen It
Chance the Rapper Acid Rap
Despite some really solid tracks throughout this release, Acid Rap suffers with a fair share of rather embarrassing lines combined with a very hit-or-miss performance from Chance himself
Cryptopsy None So Vile
What the fuck is Lord Worm even saying? The drumming is too good however so there's that
Dance Gavin Dance Mothership
Flossie Dickey Bounce Flossie Dickey Bounce Flossie Dickey Bounce Flossie Dickey Bounce Flossie Dickey Bounce Flossie Dickey Bounce
Dream Theater Octavarium
Evans Blue The Melody...
Fall Out Boy From Under the Cork Tree
I want to beat Pete Wentz with an Oar. with that siad I've danced in the rain many a time to this album so 10/10
Fear Before Fear Before
Finch Back to Oblivion
Flying Lotus Cosmogramma
Gas Pop
Gorillaz Demon Days
Grouper Dragging a Dead Deer Up a Hill
Why would I end this upliftingly?rI know for a fact it would sound fucking forcedrI'm not giving you a false sense of closure so this song can be seen as one of the greatsrFucking hell, are you kidding me?rI'm like the same person twice who both want a divorce
Hopesfall A Types
Jon Benjamin Well I Should Have... (Learned How To Play Piano)
Mastodon The Hunter
Modern Life Is War Witness
More Like Modern Life is Bore
New Found Glory Nothing Gold Can Stay
Yes, this album has really subpar production. And Yes, this album can be downright immature, but there's something about New Found Glory's first album that I can't help but enjoy. While the production is still iffy, it also gives "Nothing Gold Can Stay" a nice raw vibe to it; plus this is just a catchy as hell record. A fine start to a band that ended up being poster boys for their genre.
Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral
No Doubt Tragic Kingdom
Norma Jean O' God The Aftermath
Norma Jean Redeemer
Opeth Orchid
Periphery Periphery
Queens of the Stone Age Era Vulgaris
Radiohead A Moon Shaped Pool
go listen to hail to the thief instead
SikTh The Trees Are Dead and Dried Out
Wonderful instrumentation that is really hampered by an... Intriguing duo-vocal performance
Slipknot Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses)
Soundgarden Badmotorfinger
Spiritualized Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space
Suicide Suicide
The Avalanches Wildflower
The Blood Brothers March On Electric Children
The Chariot The Fiancee
josh y u do this me. "The Fiancee" has some good ideas but a majority of the record comes across as
unnecessary noise.
The Fall of Troy Manipulator
The Strokes Is This It
Thrice Identity Crisis
Thrice Vheissu
Tool Lateralus
Tyler, the Creator Wolf
Underoath They're Only Chasing Safety
Weezer Make Believe
Weezer Hurley
Yellowcard One for the Kids

2.5 average
Alkaline Trio Crimson
Animal Collective Danse Manatee
Blink-182 Take Off Your Pants and Jacket
Bring Me the Horizon Suicide Season
Cryptopsy The Unspoken King
I just bumped up the score to a 2.1, whoops. But seriously this isn't terrible, but heavily flawed.
Korn Korn
Linkin Park Meteora
Magma Mekanïk Destruktiw Kommandoh
Parquet Courts Sunbathing Animal
Porcupine Tree Lightbulb Sun
If I had to describe this record in one word, that word would be "lame". There is just something about Lightbulb Sun that comes across as almost "childish" in the worst way possible. Doesn't help that this album just sort of drags on a bit, with it becoming very easy to get bored listening to it. 5/10
Radiohead Kid A
Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium Arcadium
There are album that are bogged down with filler tracks, and then there's Stadium Arcadium; a double album that
while it has its fair share of really great tracks, is countered by the fact that the album has an exhausting amount
of songs that just come off as anywhere from pointless while still listenable, to straight up bad.
Rise Against Appeal to Reason
Saves the Day Saves the Day
Shpongle Tales of the Inexpressible
Slipknot Slipknot
System of a Down Steal This Album!
Taking Back Sunday Where You Want To Be
Twenty One Pilots Blurryface
Weezer The Green Album
Weezer The Red Album
X Japan Art of Life

2.0 poor
Attack Attack! (US) Someday Came Suddenly
Oh man I hope I'm the first one to metaphorically shoot this fish in the barrel of shite- God dammit.
Blink-182 California
Bring Me the Horizon That's the Spirit
Out of Genre: 2
In Genre: 4
For Its Time: 4
These Days: 2.5
Instrumentally: 3
Vocally/Lyrically: 2
Influence Level: 4.5
Personally: 2.5
Fall Out Boy Infinity on High
Fall Out Boy Folie a Deux
Green Day American Idiot
Green Day completely sell their souls with American Idiot, and lose any genuine angst they might have had in the past in the process. Every song on this album comes off as overly whiny (any single released off this record) or just forced altogether, especially the political messages Green Day attempted to cram into this mess of an album.
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
Macintosh Plus FLORAL SHOPPE
Slipknot All Hope Is Gone
Sun Kil Moon Benji
While I wouldn't call "Benji" a bad album, it's still a somewhat tepid album that gets to be rather repetitive quick.
While I can appreciate how personal "Benji" is, I just could not give a shit, a thought that really killed this for me.
Tool 10,000 Days
Tyler, the Creator Goblin

1.5 very poor
Tyler, the Creator Cherry Bomb

1.0 awful
Bring Me the Horizon Count Your Blessings
brokeNCYDE I'm Not a Fan, but the Kids Like It!
Chiodos Devil
Craig Owens = poop
Disturbed The Sickness
Child abuse solo
Dope American Apathy
Fall Out Boy PAX AM Days
Falling in Reverse The Drug in Me Is You
Issues Issues
This album is just cringe worthy from start to finish
John Cage 4'33''
Kid Cudi Speedin' Bullet 2 Heaven
Korn Untitled
Linkin Park A Thousand Suns
Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz
audio cringe, didn't think it was possible but OH MY GOD
Sachiko M Bar Sachiko
Sachiko I don't understand you in the slightest but okay
Simple Plan No Pads, No Helmets... Just Balls
I bet Pierre Bouvier laughed himself to sleep after coining up this pinnacle of album titles.
Slipknot Iowa
Thousand Foot Krutch Oxygen: Inhale
Three Days Grace One-X
Three Days Grace prove they're just another forgettable mainstream rock group.
Train Drops of Jupiter
Ugly Kid Joe America's Least Wanted
Weezer Raditude

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