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5.0 classic
A Wilhelm Scream Career Suicide
I cannot even describe how awesome this is. God damn.
Bane Give Blood
Bright Eyes Lifted or the Story is in the Soil...
Bruce Springsteen Born In The USA
Pretty much the definition of the word "classic".
Iron Chic Not Like This
Minor Threat Complete Discography
Misfits Collection II
Misfits Collection I
Modest Mouse The Moon & Antarctica
Modest Mouse The Lonesome Crowded West
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
No Trigger Canyoneer
Operation Ivy Energy
Radiohead OK Computer
Slayer Reign in Blood
Streetlight Manifesto Everything Goes Numb
#1 for 2003 and a 4.5 average on Sputnik. It's always great to see something get what it deserves. When I first heard this album when I was 15, they pretty much became my favorite band. Quite simply, this is 12 tracks of everything I love about music. It's a non-stop assault of classic lyrics, tempo changes, hooks, sing-a-longs, great vocals, and killer musicianship. If there's one album in the history of Ska to listen to, it's this one. Not just Ska's best, not just one of punk's best.. but simply, one of the best albums of all time.
Streetlight Manifesto Somewhere in the Between
Streetlight Manifesto The Hands That Thieve
My god, they've done it again. Totally lived up to the years of hype. This may unfortunately be their last album.. but man, this is how you go out. If I for whatever reason needed validation after all these years why this band has been my favorite since high school, then this sure does the job. Three albums in a row earning a 5.0 score cements this band's discography as unparalleled in my eyes, especially in the genre. There's so much I could say, but why bother. Simply put: they're still the best.
The Get Up Kids Something To Write Home About
Title Fight The Last Thing You Forget

4.5 superb
A Wilhelm Scream Mute Print
AFI Shut Your Mouth and Open Your Eyes
American Football American Football
American Nightmare Background Music
Andrew W.K. I Get Wet
Arcade Fire The Suburbs
Arcade Fire Funeral
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command
Bad Brains Bad Brains
Bad Brains Rock For Light
Bane Holding This Moment
Beach Fossils What A Pleasure
blink-182 Dude Ranch
Bon Iver For Emma, Forever Ago
Brand New Deja Entendu
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Bright Eyes I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning
Bruce Springsteen Born To Run
Bruce Springsteen Tunnel Of Love
"One Step Up" might be one of the best songs ever.
Dangers Anger
Dangers Messy, Isn't It?
Defiance, Ohio The Great Depression
Elvis Costello My Aim Is True
Gorilla Biscuits Start Today
Guided By Voices Bee Thousand
Infest Slave
Interpol Turn on the Bright Lights
Japandroids Celebration Rock
If you can listen to this and NOT get chills, get excited, want to pump your fist, yell the lyrics, and think "that was awesome" by the end of this, you're either:
A. Old and jaded
B. Dead
C. Boring
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Last in Line Crosswalk EP
Last Lights No Past. No Present. No Future.
Municipal Waste Hazardous Mutation
Nas Illmatic
Radiohead In Rainbows
Rhapsody of Fire Tales from the Emerald Sword Saga
Streetlight Manifesto Keasbey Nights
The Clash London Calling
The Front Bottoms The Front Bottoms
The Story So Far Under Soil and Dirt
Title Fight Floral Green
Wu-Tang Clan Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)

4.0 excellent
9 Shocks Terror Paying Ohmage
9 Shocks Terror Zen and the Art of Beating Your Ass
A Wilhelm Scream A Wilhelm Scream
Adolescents Adolescents
AFI All Hallow's EP
AFI Very Proud Of Ya
AFI Black Sails in the Sunset
AFI The Art of Drowning
Andrew W.K. The Wolf
Arcade Fire Neon Bible
Bad Religion No Control
Balance and Composure Separation
Bane It All Comes Down To This
Basement I Wish I Could Stay Here
Basement Songs About The Weather
Beach Fossils Clash the Truth
Black SS Terror of the Northeast (2004-2007)
blink-182 Enema of the State
Bloc Party Silent Alarm
Bon Iver Bon Iver
Brunt Of It Certain Uncertainty
Charles Bronson Complete Discocrappy
Classics of Love Classics of Love
Converge Jane Doe
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind
Crime In Stereo The Troubled Stateside
Daylight Jar
If Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Balance & Composure, and late Basement had an orgy, Daylight's "Jar" would appear in a flash of light. Jar somehow captures the feel that was thought of as something that could only be created during the 90's alternative wave. A sound like this could easily start to drag, but they manage to keep the entire album cohesive, varied, and catchy enough to stay interesting. The slow, emotional heaviness of "Youngest Daughter" is a highlight. The lyrics are melancholy, the production is excellent (Will Yip!), and this is overall just a great album and it would've been HUGE in the 90's.
Death Cab for Cutie Transatlanticism
Defiance, Ohio Share What Ya Got
Desaparecidos Read Music/Speak Spanish
Descendents Milo Goes to College
Dinosaur Jr. You're Living All Over Me
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP
Everyone Everywhere Everyone Everywhere (2012)
Way more people need to hear this. It's too good to ever slip under the radar.
Ghost Mice Europe
Gorilla Biscuits Gorilla Biscuits
Grown Ups More Songs
Hostage Calm Lens
Hostage Calm Hostage Calm
Hostage Calm Please Remain Calm
Hot Water Music Caution
Husker Du Zen Arcade
Husker Du New Day Rising
Into It. Over It. Proper
Iron Chic Shitty Rambo
Iron Chic Spooky Action EP
Jawbreaker Dear You
Jay Reatard Blood Visions
Jay-Z and Kanye West Watch the Throne
Joyce Manor Joyce Manor
Kanye West The College Dropout
Kid Dynamite Shorter, Faster, Louder
Kid Dynamite Kid Dynamite
Last in Line L'Esercito Del Morto
Limp Wrist Thee Official Limp Wrist Discography
Make Do and Mend Bodies Of Water
Make Do and Mend End Measured Mile
Matchbox Twenty Yourself Or Someone Like You
The 90's nostalgia and car rides to school with my mom when I was a kid make me feel so much when I hear this that I can't help giving it anything less than a 4. This is how you make a radio rock album.
Modest Mouse Good News For People Who Love Bad News
Municipal Waste The Art of Partying
Municipal Waste Waste 'Em All
My Heart To Joy Seasons In Verse
Negative Approach Total Recall
Nirvana In Utero
No Trigger Tycoon
NOFX Punk in Drublic
Outkast Stankonia
Outkast ATLiens
Radiohead The Bends
Radiohead Hail to the Thief
Ramones Hey! Ho! Let's Go: The Anthology
Razor's Edge Magical Jet Light
Rise Against The Sufferer and the Witness
Yes, this is a punk album that debuted at #10 on the Billboard charts in 2006. Don't let it fool you. Despite being accessible enough for play on rock radio (although at times it's hard to believe), even the most underground fans of the genre can't deny that this is a solid album. This alongside No Trigger's Canyoneer from the same year furthered my interest in melodic punk in high school. "The Approaching Curve" is the only song I'd skip here, but every other track sounds like it could be a single. The production's great, and with all things considered.. nothing ever travels too far into the 'generic' realm of punk. This is Rise Against at their best.
RVIVR Dirty Water EP
RVIVR RVIVR LP
RVIVR The Beauty Between
Saintseneca Last
Snowing I Could Do Whatever I Wanted If I Wanted
From Dayquil to goodnight, hey fuck yeah I'm alright today!
Spazz Crush Kill Destroy
Sufjan Stevens Illinois
Taking Back Sunday Tell All Your Friends
Tegan and Sara So Jealous
Tegan and Sara The Con
Tegan and Sara Sainthood
The Anniversary Designing For a Nervous Breakdown
The Blood Brothers ...Burn, Piano Island, Burn
The Casualties On the Front Line
The Exploding Hearts Guitar Romantic
The First Step Open Hearts and Clear Minds EP
The First Step What We Know
The Get Up Kids Four Minute Mile
The Offspring Smash
The Pains of Being Pure at Heart The Pains of Being Pure at Heart
The Postal Service Give Up
The Sidekicks Awkward Breeds
The Sounds Dying to say this to You
The Sounds Crossing the Rubicon
The Stone Roses The Stone Roses
The Story So Far What You Don't See
The Strokes Is This It
The Strokes Room on Fire
The Vicious Alienated
Tigers Jaw Tigers Jaw
Title Fight Shed
Touche Amore ...To the Beat of a Dead Horse
Touche Amore Parting The Sea Between Brightness And Me
Veronica Falls Veronica Falls
We Are The U nion Who We Are
We Are The U nion Great Leaps Forward
We Are The U nion You Can't Hide the Sun
Weezer Pinkerton
Wipers Is This Real?
Wolf Parade Apologies to the Queen Mary
You Blew It! Grow Up, Dude

3.5 great
...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead Source Tags & Codes
3 Inches of Blood Advance and Vanquish
7 Seconds The Crew
7 Seconds Walk Together, Rock Together
A Global Threat What the Fuck Will Change?
A Global Threat Until We Die
AFI Answer That And Stay Fashionable
AFI Sing the Sorrow
Algernon Cadwallader Some Kind Of Cadwallader
Algernon Cadwallader Parrot Flies
All Teeth I Am Losing
Arcade Fire The Arcade Fire
At All Costs Direction EP
At the Drive-In In/Casino/Out
Bad Religion Suffer
Balance and Composure Only Boundaries
Bane The Note
Banner Pilot Collapser
Basement Colourmeinkindness
For their supposed last album, UK's Basement have fully embraced their late 90's emo and grunge influences. Tracks 1-5 stand out for me on this, with the solid intro of "Whole", songs that sound like they could've been on rock radio 15 or so years ago ("Spoiled", "Covet"), vocals and melody shining on "Pine", and "Bad Apple" sounding somewhere between Nirvana and Balance & Composure. The lyrical themes aren't too different from their previous releases. "Wish" is a strong final track, emotional with a great build-up. Every time I listen to this, I notice something new to like. If this is the last we ever hear from Basement, then this is quite the parting gift.
Beach Fossils Beach Fossils
Bjork Homogenic
blink-182 blink-182
blink-182 Neighborhoods
If you're a Blink-182 fan and you approach this album with an open mind, you should realize that this is better than some people like to make it seem. Sure, there's stale tracks where Tom DeLonge's vocals are cringe-worthy and most of the lyrics are mediocre.. but the rest of the album does a good job of displaying the band's different styles throughout their discography. "Heart's All Gone" sounds like it could've been on Enema of the State and "After Midnight" is like an excerpt from the 2003 self-titled. Blink-182 came back after 8 years, barely sounded like they ever left, and avoided creating something that could've been awful. All things considered, this is a great album, and anyone who enjoyed their more mature sound before their break-up should have no trouble enjoying this.
blink-182 Dogs Eating Dogs
Aside from the awkward "day after Christmas" chorus in "Boxing Day" and the Yelawolf verse in "Pretty Little Girl", this is a great EP and continues right where Neighborhoods left off.
Bloc Party A Weekend In The City
Brand New Your Favorite Weapon
Bright Eyes The People's Key
Bright Eyes Digital Ash in a Digital Urn
Broken Social Scene You Forgot It In People
Broken Social Scene Forgiveness Rock Record
Bruce Springsteen Darkness On The Edge Of Town
Brunt Of It Frenna Frenna
Brunt Of It All Aboard the Cannabus
Bubblegum Octopus The Album Formerly Known As
Ceremony Rohnert Park
Choking Victim No Gods, No Managers
Crime In Stereo I Was Trying to Describe You to Someone
Cross Examination The Hung Jury EP
Cross Examination Menace II Sobriety
D.R.I. Dirty Rotten LP
Dads American Radass (this is important)
Dangers Dangers
Dead Kennedys Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables
Dead Kennedys Bedtime For Democracy
Dead Kennedys In God We Trust, Inc.
Defeater Lost Ground
Defeater Travels
Defiance, Ohio The Calling EP
Dr. Dre The Chronic
DragonForce Inhuman Rampage
Ridiculous lyrics and long/repetitive song structure- these things are nothing new for DragonForce. However, Inhuman Rampage is faster, more varied instrumentally, more exciting, and overall their best album. The addition of the aggressive-style back-up vocals makes a difference as well, and even the ballad is actually bearable this time around. I'm not sure what people are expecting listening to this. It's not meant to change your life, break boundaries, or be relatable.. it's supposed to be fast, over the top, and sound like the soundtrack to fighting a war against demons, riding through the sky on a dragon, and shooting flames and lightning out of a sword.. and it succeeds.
Electric President Electric President
Elliott Smith Elliott Smith
Elvis Costello This Year's Model
Eminem The Slim Shady LP
Flesh Parade Kill Whitey
Floorpunch Fast Times At The Jersey Shore
Ghost Mice Debt of the Dead
Give up the Ghost We're Down Til We're Underground
Glocca Morra Just Married
It sounds like if Algernon Cadwallader and Snowing had a baby.
Government Warning Arrested
Government Warning No Moderation
Grown Ups Hand Holder
Guided By Voices Alien Lanes
Hostage Calm Demo
I Hate Myself 10 Songs
Jay Reatard Matador Singles '08
Jay Reatard Watch Me Fall
Jewel Pieces of You
Jimmy Eat World Static Prevails
Jonsi Go
Joyce Manor Constant Headache
Joyce Manor Of All Things I Will Soon Grow Tired
Kanye West Late Registration
KiD CuDi Man On The Moon: The End Of Day
Kids Icarus Kids Icarus
Make Do and Mend Everything You Ever Loved
Maker Mirrors
Masked Intruder Masked Intruder
Masshysteri Vår Del Av Stan
MGMT Oracular Spectacular
MGMT Congratulations
MGMT Time to Pretend
Modest Mouse We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
Modest Mouse Building Nothing Out of Something
Modest Mouse This Is A Long Drive For Someone With Nothing To..
Municipal Waste Massive Aggressive
My Heart To Joy Heavenly Bodies
My Heart To Joy Reasons to Be
My Revenge! Less Plot, More Blood
Night Owls Wounds Again
Night Owls Dearly
Nightlights So It Goes
Nirvana Nevermind
Nirvana Incesticide
No Trigger Extinction in Stereo
NOFX Coaster
NOFX Wolves in Wolves Clothing
NOFX Ribbed
NOFX Self Entitled
Now, Now Threads
Threads' main downfall is extremely repetitive lyrical themes.. almost every song refers to sleep and/or the act of not being able to do so. But besides that, I really love this album. Catchy, great vocals, and sometimes chill inducing. When this album is good, man is it good. Although it may be hard to do so, I hope that Now, Now manages to make something even better than this in the future. They have the potential.
OFF! First Four EPs
Outbreak Failure
Owen I Do Perceive
Paramore Brand New Eyes
Passion Pit Manners
Passion Pit Gossamer
Paul Baribeau Paul Baribeau
Pixies Doolittle
Radiohead Kid A
Rilo Kiley Take-Offs & Landings
Rise Against The Unraveling
Slingshot Dakota Dark Hearts
Sport Colors
Streetlight Manifesto 99 Songs of Revolution: Volume I
Tegan and Sara Heartthrob
Texas Is the Reason Do You Know Who You Are?
The Black Dahlia Murder Miasma
The Casualties Underground Army
The Dismemberment Plan Emergency & I
The First Step Connection EP
The Flaming Tsunamis Fear Everything
The Flaming Tsunamis Zombies vs Robots!
The Flaming Tsunamis Focus the Fury
The Get Up Kids Eudora
The Killers Hot Fuss
The Killers Sam's Town
The Offspring Ixnay on the Hombre
The Pains of Being Pure at Heart Belong
The Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
The Smiths The Queen Is Dead
The Smiths The Smiths
The Sounds Living in America
The Strokes Angles
The World is a Beautiful Place And... Formlessness
The World is a Beautiful Place And... Whenever, If Ever
Tigers Jaw Spirit Desire
Tigers Jaw Two Worlds
Tokyo Police Club Elephant Shell
Transit Listen and Forgive
Turnover Turnover
Right from the opener "Sasha", this EP just sounds like stage dives and finger point singalongs. To no surprise, lyrics about heartache, friendship, being alone, etc. but delivered well vocally and with a good amount of energy. Overall, a great pop-punk debut.
Turnover Magnolia
Wavves King of the Beach
Say what you want about Nathan Williams and Wavves' live performance, but this album is a lot of fun. An odd mixture of pop-punk, surf rock, indie, and psychedelic that wound up being a perfect album for the summer of 2010. It's pretty mindless, simple, and nothing life changing, but all I know is that when I put on this on, regardless of the season, I feel like I'm basking in 90+ degree weather all over again.
Weekend Nachos Punish and Destroy
You may not know what you're getting yourself into from reading the name 'Weekend Nachos', but then the album title should give you a clue. Punish & Destroy serves as a perfect balance between the raw, noisy Torture EP and the Nachos' later, super heavy releases. These songs are loud, fast and dark with a style similar to that of Infest. Lyrics are angry towards many things: trends, celebrities, bringing dogs to shows, elitists, sluts, jocks, etc. While some could easily read this off as typical hardcore fare, I definitely agree with a lot of sentiments on issues written about here (except for all the people being killed and dying, but I get it). Heavy hardcore done right.
Weezer The Blue Album
Wipers Youth of America
Witch Hunt Blood-Red States
With Honor This is Our Revenge
Youth Brigade To Sell the Truth

3.0 good
Algernon Cadwallader Fun
blink-182 Cheshire Cat
blink-182 Take Off Your Pants and Jacket
Bloc Party Intimacy
Bones Brigade I Hate Myself When I'm Not Skateboarding
Brand New Daisy
Bright Eyes Cassadaga
Cat Power Moon Pix
Ceremony Violence Violence
Ceremony Scared People
Cloud Cult The Meaning of 8
Common Enemy Late Night Skate
Common Enemy T.U.I.
Concrete Facelift Loud, Fast, Raw
Well, it's loud, fast.. and raw. These guys like skateboarding, marijuana, and partying. Pretty catchy and will probably induce circle pits.
Converge No Heroes
Dads Brush Your Teeth, Again ;)
Death Cab for Cutie Plans
Deerhunter Microcastle
Defeater Empty Days and Sleepless Nights
Defiance, Ohio The Fear, The Fear, The Fear
Detonate Undead
Detonate Television
Dinosaur Jr. Where You Been
DragonForce Valley Of The Damned
DragonForce Sonic Firestorm
Energy Punch The Clock
Everyone Everywhere Everyone Everywhere
Filth Live the Chaos EP
Ghost Mice Collection One or The Fairy War
Government Warning No Way Out
Grimes Visions
If the entire album was as great (and insanely catchy) as "Genesis" and "Oblivion", this would really be something. Unfortunately, Visions has a couple obvious highlight tracks throughout and the rest is pretty forgettable.
Grizzly Bear Veckatimest
House Boat The Delaware Octopus
Husker Du Everything Falls Apart
I Hate Myself 4 Songs
I Hate Myself 3 Songs
Jay Reatard Singles 06-07
Kanye West Graduation
Last in Line Congested EP
Le Tigre Le Tigre
Leftover Crack Mediocre Generica
Make Do and Mend We're All Just Living
Maker Maker EP
Metronomy Nights Out
My Heart To Joy Virgin Sails
My Revenge! Strength Through Nonviolence
Paul Baribeau Grand Ledge
Paul Baribeau Unbearable
PlayRadioPlay! Texas
Radiohead Amnesiac
Radiohead The King of Limbs
Real Estate Days
Regina Spektor Soviet Kitsch
Rilo Kiley More Adventurous
Slingshot Dakota Their Dreams Are Dead,But Ours Is The Golden Ghost
Snowing Fuck Your Emotional Bullshit
Stuck Lucky Hate the Light of Day
Tear It Up Nothing to Nothing
The B-52s Wild Planet
The Black Dahlia Murder Unhallowed
The Cranberries To the Faithful Departed
The Killers Sawdust
The Offspring Americana
The Sounds Something to Die For
I love The Sounds. Each album they've released has provided with a soundtrack to good weather, parties, and car sing-a-longs. They make pop music with attitude, you have to take in the fun of it all and not take it too seriously. It's about hooks and delivery over lyrics. While The Sounds still haven't released an album I dislike, they have released the first grouping of tracks I haven't loved. I didn't enjoy this at first, but after multiple listens, the first half winds up being classic Sounds fun. A few tracks here sound like they could've come straight off their last (and underrated) album, Crossing the Rubicon. The last group of tracks take on a different direction and while it's underwhelming and forgettable at times, I can't help but get into it.. even a little bit.
The Strokes First Impressions of Earth
Thom Yorke The Eraser
Two Door Cinema Club Tourist History
Veronica Falls Waiting For Something To Happen
Wavves Afraid of Heights
We Were Promised Jetpacks In the Pit of the Stomach
X-Ray Spex Germ Free Adolescents

2.5 average
Grouplove Never Trust A Happy Song
Paramore Paramore
Paramore throws a curveball and releases an experimental 17 track album with the new line-up to a very mixed reaction. Containing pop songs, pop-punk songs, ukulele interludes, and tracks that sound like anywhere from No Doubt to Best Coast. While it works sometimes, the misses tend to outweigh the hits here. There are times where I do enjoy this, with highlights "Ain't It Fun", "Fast in My Car", "Anklebiters", and "Part II". Even "Still Into You" isn't bad and neither are the interludes. However, just about every other song is pretty forgettable and tends to drag on, especially the last 5 tracks. This isn't a bad album. It's just average.
Public Access Hindsight
Sea Wolf Leaves in the River
Seabear The Ghost That Carried Us Away
The Naked and Famous Passive Me, Aggressive You
The Strokes Comedown Machine
The first half of the album is hit or miss with good tracks like "Tap Out" and "80's Comedown Machine" (which might be the best Strokes song in a long time), but a dull single "All the Time" and the awkward "One Way Trigger". Unfortunately, the second half is almost totally forgettable for me and at times doesn't even feel like I'm listening to The Strokes anymore.. and this is coming from someone who liked Angles more than most, which by the way, this album is not better than despite what you'll hear.
You Me At Six Sinners Never Sleep
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