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5.0 classic
Akercocke Words That Go Unspoken...
Arcturus Sideshow Symphonies
The Sham Mirrors really is the only good Arcturus album.
Atheist Piece of Time
Bethlehem Dictius Te Necare
The Soundtrack to my Suicide... -////________----__////"
Chthonic Seediq Bale
Cynthesis DeEvolution
The Tipton bros RULE! This album and the rest of their past work proves it.
Devin Townsend Ocean Machine: Biomech
Drawn A New World?
Only listened to it twice and this is a motherfucking 5 already.
Enslaved RIITIIR
ICS Vortex Storm Seeker
Let this one grow on you. It will. Seriously.... Hail Vortex m/
Ihsahn After
In The Woods... Heart of the Ages
Katatonia Discouraged Ones
Kekal The Habit of Fire
Leprous Bilateral
A band that has proven to be the best ever, Coal is going to be amazing.
Limbonic Art In Abhorrence Dementia
Manes How the World Came To An End
Opeth Ghost Reveries
Best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best Opeth album
Power of Omens Eyes of the Oracle
Psychotic Waltz A Social Grace
Septicflesh The Great Mass
Believe it or not, this actually IS better than Mystic Places of Dawn.
Thy Catafalque Tuno Ido Tarlat
Ulver Shadows of the Sun
Warning Watching from a Distance
Zero Hour The Towers of Avarice
Oh do I really need to say it again!? the Tipton bros RULE

4.5 superb
40 Watt Sun The Inside Room
Abnormal Thought Patterns Manipulation Under Anesthesia
Well pillowswantyoursoul, that is just like YOUR opinion man.
Anathema Weather Systems
Anathema We're Here Because We're Here
Arcturus Aspera Hiems Symfonia/Constellation/My Angel
Arcturus The Sham Mirrors
Atheist Unquestionable Presence
Atheist Jupiter
Autumnblaze DämmerElbenTragödie
Bethlehem Dark Metal
Borknagar The Archaic Course
Borknagar Urd
Borknagar Quintessence
Chthonic Bu-Tik
It's awesome. A step up from Takasago Army heading towards Seediq Bale territory but not quite there yet.
Code Augur Nox
Cynthesis ReEvolution
mdross obviously has a really bad case of ear cancer.
Devin Townsend Infinity
Another underrated masterpiece from the truest of all tweakers.
Devin Townsend Terria
Devin Townsend Project Deconstruction
Emperor Prometheus: The Discipline of Fire...
Enslaved Axioma Ethica Odini
Enslaved In Times
Enslaved Isa
Ewigkeit Conspiritus
Extol Undeceived
Fallen A Tragedy's Bitter End
Ihsahn The Adversary
Ihsahn Eremita
In The Woods... Strange in Stereo
Katatonia Brave Murder Day
Katatonia Dead End Kings
Katatonia Dance of December Souls
Kekal 1000 Thoughts of Violence
Kekal Beyond The Glimpse of Dreams
Leprous Coal
Bilateral places of dawn is better.r(BUT THIS IS STILL AMAZING)
Limbonic Art Moon In The Scorpio
Manes Be All End All
Oh my gawd this is good. This is so fucking good. AOTY
Nagelfar Srontgorrth
Obsidian Gate Whom The Fire Obeys
Obsidian Gate The Nightspectral Voyage
Opeth Watershed
Opeth Heritage
Opeth Blackwater Park
Phlebotomized Immense, Intense, Suspense
Yeah the guy who gave this a 1 deserves ass cancer (in his ass)
Power of Omens Rooms of Anguish
Psychotic Waltz Into the Everflow
Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf
Septicflesh Communion
Silencer (SWE) Death - Pierce Me
Solefald In Harmonia Universali
Strapping Young Lad City
Strapping Young Lad rocks my hairy anus. And that is fact.
Thurisaz Scent of a Dream
Thy Catafalque Roka Hasa Radio
Ulver Blood Inside
Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler
Voices (UK) London
Wintersun Wintersun
Zero Hour Specs of Pictures Burnt Beyond
Zero Hour Dark Deceiver

4.0 excellent
Abnormal Thought Patterns Abnormal Thought Patterns
Akercocke Choronzon
Akercocke Antichrist
Anathema Distant Satellites
Arcturus La Masquerade Infernale
Bathory Blood Fire Death
Behemoth Evangelion
Borknagar Universal
Borknagar Empiricism
Borknagar Borknagar
Carach Angren Where the Corpses Sink Forever
Chthonic Takasago Army
Code Mut
Code Resplendent Grotesque
Dark Tranquillity Fiction
Dark Tranquillity The Gallery
Devin Townsend Physicist
Devin Townsend Christeen + 4 Demos
Devin Townsend Ziltoid the Omniscient
Dimmu Borgir Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia
Drawn Plan Be
Emperor IX Equilibrium
Emperor Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk
Emperor In the Nightside Eclipse
Enslaved Below the Lights
Enslaved Ruun
Enslaved Vertebrae
Extol Extol
Extol The Blueprint Dives
Gire Gire
Haken The Mountain
Ihsahn Das Seelenbrechen
Intense, emotional, aggresive, disharmonic, melodic, spheric, melancholic, angry... This does not seem like the type of thing I'd love. But guess what? Upon joining Sputnikmusic, I noticed almost immediately that this album was held in very high regards. I ****ing knocked this one kids face in once. This album is pretty much like knocking face in for 45 minutes, plus breakdowns. I did not at all expect to like Das Seelenbrechen, but to be truthful, this kicks BUTT. That's right, BUTT. Das Seelenbrechen is sort of like the school bully that brutally beats you up every day and steals your lunch money, but over time becomes your best friend.
Ihsahn angL
In The Woods... Omnio
Katatonia Last Fair Deal Gone Down
Katatonia Night Is the New Day
Katatonia Viva Emptiness
Kekal The Painful Experience
Kekal Acidity
Kekal Embrace The Dead
Khonsu Anomalia
Leprous Tall Poppy Syndrome
Manes Vilosophe
Manes Vntrve
Mastodon Crack the Skye
Mirrorthrone Gangrene
Mirrorthrone Carriers of Dust
Nevermore This Godless Endeavor
Obsidian Gate Colossal Christhunt
Obsidian Gate The Vehemence
Opeth Pale Communion
Following the speedy solo is a repetition of the intro riff, a very proggy move by Opeth.
Opeth Damnation
Opeth Still Life
Opeth Morningrise
Opeth Orchid
Orkenkjott Onskediktet
Phlebotomized Skycontact
Porcupine Tree Signify
Porcupine Tree Fear of a Blank Planet
Porcupine Tree Deadwing
Riverside Second Life Syndrome
Hurry! To The Rest of Riverside's Discography! =)
Septicflesh Titan
Septicflesh Sumerian Daemons
Shining (SWE) V - Halmstad
Solefald World Metal. Kosmopolis Sud
Solefald Neonism
Solefald Pills Against The Ageless Ills
Solefald The Linear Scaffold
Solstice (UK) New Dark Age
Spiral Architect A Sceptic's Universe
Strapping Young Lad Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing
Sun Caged Sun Caged
TesseracT One
The Devin Townsend Band Accelerated Evolution
Thy Catafalque Rengeteg
Thy Light Suici.De.pression
Ulver Nattens Madrigal
Ulver Kveldssanger
Unexpect In a Flesh Aquarium
Universe217 Universe217
Urfaust Der freiwillige Bettler
Vintersorg Cosmic Genesis
Vintersorg Till Fjälls
Vintersorg Jordpuls
Warning The Strength to Dream
Winds Prominence and Demise
Wintersun Time I
Zero Hour A Fragile Mind
Zero Hour Metamorphosis

3.5 great
Akercocke The Goat of Mendes
Altar of Plagues Teethed Glory and Injury
Anaal Nathrakh In the Constellation of the Black Widow
Anaal Nathrakh Vanitas
Overwhelming madness! (in a good way) It's kinda like AAUUGHGARHHAHAHAHHAAHHHHAHAHAHHHHH the whole time!
Anaal Nathrakh Desideratum
Anathema Judgement
Anathema A Natural Disaster
Anathema A Fine Day to Exit
Atheist Elements
Autumnblaze Perdition Diaries
Bathory Twilight of the Gods
Behemoth The Satanist
Behemoth The Apostasy
Behemoth Zos Kia Cultus (Here and Beyond)
Borknagar The Olden Domain
Burzum Hvis Lyset Tar Oss
Carach Angren Death Came Through a Phantom Ship
Carach Angren Lammendam
Children of Bodom Hate Crew Deathroll
Control Denied The Fragile Art of Existence
Cynic Kindly Bent to Free Us
Dan Swano Moontower
Devin Townsend Ass-Sordid Demos II
Devin Townsend Ass-Sordid Demos I
Devin Townsend Project Epicloud
Devin Townsend Project Z2
Dimmu Borgir Spiritual Black Dimensions
Dimmu Borgir Death Cult Armageddon
Edge of Sanity Crimson
Edge of Sanity Purgatory Afterglow
Enslaved The Sleeping Gods
Ephel Duath The Painter's Palette
Ewigkeit Radio Ixtlan
Fleurety Min Tid Skal Komme
Gazpacho Demon
Haken Visions
Hollenthon With Vilest of Worms to Dwell
In Vain Aenigma
Kadenzza The Second Renaissance
Katatonia The Great Cold Distance
Katatonia Tonight's Decision
Kataxu Hunger of Elements
Keep of Kalessin Armada
Lifelover Erotik
Limbonic Art Epitome Of Illusion
Limbonic Art The Ultimate Death Worship
Limbonic Art A Legacy of Evil
Lunar Aurora Andacht
Mael Mordha Damned When Dead
Mastodon The Hunter
Midnight Odyssey Funerals from the Astral Sphere
Mithras Worlds Beyond the Veil
Mithras Behind the Shadows Lie Madness
Monumentum In Absentia Christi
Moonsorrow Voimasta Ja Kunniasta
Morbid Angel Covenant
Murmuure Murmuüre
My Sister's Machine Diva
Myrath Tales of the Sands
Ne Obliviscaris Portal of I
Negura Bunget 'N Crugu Bradului
Nevermore Dreaming Neon Black
Nile Those Whom the Gods Detest
Nokturnal Mortum The Voice of Steel
Noneuclid Metatheosis
Obscura Omnivium
Obtained Enslavement Witchcraft
Opeth Deliverance
Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse
Ophthalamia Dominion
Pallbearer Sorrow And Extinction
Pallbearer Foundations of Burden
Pavor Furioso
Porcupine Tree Up the Downstair
Porcupine Tree Stupid Dream
Porcupine Tree In Absentia
Primordial Where Greater Men Have Fallen
Protest the Hero Kezia
Protest the Hero Volition
Queens of the Stone Age Rated R
Riverside Out of Myself
Riverside Anno Domini High Definition
Scar Symmetry Holographic Universe
Sear Bliss The Haunting
Septicflesh Revolution DNA
Septicflesh Mystic Places of Dawn
Septicflesh Esoptron
Shadow Gallery Digital Ghosts
Shadow Gallery Carved In Stone
Soen Tellurian
Soen Cognitive
Steven Wilson The Raven That Refused to Sing
Strapping Young Lad The New Black
The Angelic Process Weighing Souls With Sand
The Devin Townsend Band Synchestra
The Dillinger Escape Plan One of Us Is the Killer
The Faceless Autotheism
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium
The Meads of Asphodel The Murder Of Jesus The Jew
Thought Industry Mods Carve The Pig
Thurisaz Circadian Rhythm
Thy Light No Morrow Shall Dawn
Ulver Wars of the Roses
Unexpect Fables of the Sleepless Empire
Urfaust Geist Ist Teufel
Urfaust Einsiedler
Ved Buens Ende Written In Waters
Vintersorg Orkan
Nothing new here but still REALLY good, always some good work from Vintersorg.
Watchtower Control and Resistance
Weakling Dead as Dreams
Windir 1184
Xanthochroid Blessed He With Boils
Xasthur To Violate the Oblivious
Xasthur Telepathic With The Deceased

3.0 good
Aborted The Necrotic Manifesto
Amorphis Circle
Anathema Eternity
Anathema Alternative 4
Aquilus Griseus
Behemoth Demigod
Behemoth Sventevith (Storming Near the Baltic)
Bethlehem Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia
Bjork Vulnicura
Borknagar Epic
Borknagar Origin
Born of Osiris The Discovery
Breaking Orbit The Time Traveller
Carach Angren This Is No Fairytale
Casualties of Cool Casualties of Cool
Cattle Decapitation The Harvest Floor
Cattle Decapitation Monolith of Inhumanity
Coldworld Melancholie
Dark Tranquillity We Are the Void
Doomsword Let Battle Commence
Enslaved Thorn
Enslaved Monumension
Fallujah The Flesh Prevails
Fleshgod Apocalypse Agony
Fleshgod Apocalypse Mafia
Job for a Cowboy Gloom
Job for a Cowboy Demonocracy
Job for a Cowboy Sun Eater
Karnivool Sound Awake
Kekal Audible Minority
Mastodon Once More 'Round the Sun
Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle
My Sister's Machine Wallflower
Obscura Cosmogenesis
Origin Entity
Porcupine Tree Lightbulb Sun
Progenie Terrestre Pura U.M.A.
Protest the Hero Fortress
Protest the Hero Scurrilous
Revocation Deathless
Riverside Shrine Of New Generation Slaves
Scar Symmetry The Singularity - Phase I: Neohumanity
Serdce Timelessness
Shade Empire Omega Arcane
Sigur Ros Kveikur
Skyharbor Blinding White Noise: Illusion & Chaos
Strapping Young Lad Strapping Young Lad
Symphony X Paradise Lost
Tartaros The Red Jewel
TesseracT Altered State
The Black Dahlia Murder Ritual
Ulver Perdition City
Ulver Messe I.X-VI.X
Urfaust Apparitions
Vintersorg Solens Rotter
Virus (NO) The Agent That Shapes The Desert
Wolverine The Window Purpose
Wolves in the Throne Room Celestial Lineage
Xasthur The Funeral of Being

2.5 average
Aborted Goremageddon
Amorphis The Beginning of Times
Anaal Nathrakh Passion
Beyond Creation The Aura
Beyond Creation Earthborn Evolution
Chelsea Grin Evolve
Dark Funeral Angelus Exuro pro Eternus
Falloch Where Distant Spirits Remain
In Flames Sounds of a Playground Fading
Insomnium One for Sorrow
Karnivool Asymmetry
Nevermore The Obsidian Conspiracy
Origin Omnipresent
Paradise Lost Draconian Times
Rings of Saturn Lugal Ki En
Spawn of Possession Incurso
Symphony X Iconoclast
The Black Dahlia Murder Nocturnal
Xasthur Portal Of Sorrow

2.0 poor
Chelsea Grin Ashes to Ashes
Good Gawd. These guys can't do anything right what the fuck.
Converge Jane Doe
this band is almost as awesome as Job for a Cowboy
Dark Funeral Attera Totus Sanctus
Fleshgod Apocalypse Labyrinth
Job for a Cowboy Doom
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal
A total 69 minutes of what really sounds like my moms ass when she farts
Pestilence Obsideo
The Black Dahlia Murder Deflorate

1.5 very poor
Dark Funeral Diabolis Interium
In Flames Come Clarity
Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus

1.0 awful
Converge Halo in a Haystack
Converge Petitioning the Empty Sky
Converge When Forever Comes Crashing
Converge No Heroes
Converge You Fail Me
Converge Axe to Fall
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind
Death Grips The Powers That B - Part II: Jenny Death
Death Grips The Powers That B - Part I: Niggas on the Moon
Death Grips Government Plates
Death Grips No Love Deep Web
Death Grips The Money Store
Death Grips Exmilitary
DoomThrone Skeleton Veiled in Flesh
Kanye West 808s and Heartbreak
Kanye West Graduation
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Kanye West Yeezus
Kanye West The College Dropout
Kanye West So Help Me God
Kanye West Late Registration
Pink Floyd The Wall
Radiohead The Bends
Radiohead Pablo Honey
Radiohead Amnesiac
Radiohead Hail to the Thief

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