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5.0 classic
Arcturus Sideshow Symphonies
The Sham Mirrors really is the only good Arcturus album.
Atheist Piece of Time
Bethlehem Dictius Te Necare
The Soundtrack to my Suicide... -////________----__////"
Chthonic Seediq Bale
Cynthesis DeEvolution
The Tipton bros RULE! This album and the rest of their past work proves it.
Devin Townsend Ocean Machine: Biomech
Drawn A New World?
Only listened to it twice and this is a motherfucking 5 already.
Enslaved RIITIIR
ICS Vortex Storm Seeker
Let this one grow on you. It will. Seriously.... Hail Vortex m/
Ihsahn After
In The Woods... Heart of the Ages
Katatonia Discouraged Ones
Kekal The Habit of Fire
Leprous Bilateral
A band that has proven to be the best ever, Coal is going to be amazing.
Limbonic Art In Abhorrence Dementia
Opeth Ghost Reveries
Best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best Opeth album
Psychotic Waltz A Social Grace
Septicflesh The Great Mass
Believe it or not, this actually IS better than Mystic Places of Dawn.
Thy Catafalque Tuno Ido Tarlat
Ulver Shadows of the Sun
Warning Watching from a Distance
Zero Hour The Towers of Avarice
Oh do I really need to say it again!? the Tipton bros RULE

4.5 superb
40 Watt Sun The Inside Room
Abnormal Thought Patterns Manipulation Under Anesthesia
Well pillowswantyoursoul, that is just like YOUR opinion man.
Akercocke Words That Go Unspoken...
Anathema We're Here Because We're Here
Arcturus The Sham Mirrors
Arcturus Aspera Hiems Symfonia/Constellation/My Angel
Atheist Jupiter
Atheist Unquestionable Presence
Bethlehem Dark Metal
Borknagar Urd
Borknagar Quintessence
Borknagar The Archaic Course
Chthonic Bu-Tik
It's awesome. A step up from Takasago Army heading towards Seediq Bale territory but not quite there yet.
Chthonic Relentless Recurrence [Digipak]
Code Augur Nox
Cynthesis ReEvolution
mdross obviously has a really bad case of ear cancer.
Devin Townsend Terria
Devin Townsend Infinity
Another underrated masterpiece from the truest of all tweakers.
Devin Townsend Project Deconstruction
Emperor Prometheus: The Discipline of Fire...
Emperor Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk
Enslaved Axioma Ethica Odini
Enslaved Isa
Extol Undeceived
Extol Extol
Ihsahn Eremita
Ihsahn The Adversary
In The Woods... Strange in Stereo
Katatonia Dead End Kings
Katatonia Dance of December Souls
Katatonia Brave Murder Day
Kekal 1000 Thoughts of Violence
Kekal Beyond The Glimpse of Dreams
Leprous Coal
Bilateral places of dawn is better.r(BUT THIS IS STILL AMAZING)
Limbonic Art Moon In The Scorpio
Manes How the World Came To An End
Manes Be All End All
Oh my gawd this is good. This is so fucking good. AOTY
Nagelfar Srontgorrth
Obsidian Gate The Nightspectral Voyage
Obsidian Gate Whom The Fire Obeys
Opeth Heritage
Opeth Watershed
Opeth Blackwater Park
Opeth Morningrise
Power of Omens Eyes of the Oracle
Psychotic Waltz Into the Everflow
Septicflesh Communion
Silencer (SWE) Death - Pierce Me
Thurisaz Scent of a Dream
Thy Catafalque Roka Hasa Radio
Ulver Blood Inside
Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler
Wintersun Wintersun
Zero Hour Specs of Pictures Burnt Beyond
Zero Hour Dark Deceiver

4.0 excellent
Abnormal Thought Patterns Abnormal Thought Patterns
Akercocke Antichrist
Anathema Weather Systems
Anathema Distant Satellites
Arcturus La Masquerade Infernale
Behemoth Evangelion
Bethlehem Alles Tot
Borknagar Universal
Borknagar Empiricism
Carach Angren Where The Corpses Sink Forever
Chthonic Takasago Army
Code Resplendent Grotesque
Dark Tranquillity Fiction
Dark Tranquillity The Gallery
Devin Townsend Ziltoid the Omniscient
Devin Townsend Christeen + 4 Demos
Devin Townsend Physicist
Dimmu Borgir Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia
Dornenreich Bitter ist's dem Tod zu dienen
Drawn Plan Be
Edge of Sanity Crimson
Emperor In the Nightside Eclipse
Emperor IX Equilibrium
Enslaved Vertebrae
Enslaved Ruun
Enslaved Below the Lights
Enslaved Monumension
Eumeria Rebel Mind
Ewigkeit Conspiritus
Extol The Blueprint Dives
Extol Paralysis
Gire Gire
Haken The Mountain
Ihsahn Das Seelenbrechen
Intense, emotional, aggresive, disharmonic, melodic, spheric, melancholic, angry... This does not seem like the type of thing I'd love. But guess what? Upon joining Sputnikmusic, I noticed almost immediately that this album was held in very high regards. I ****ing knocked this one kids face in once. This album is pretty much like knocking face in for 45 minutes, plus breakdowns. I did not at all expect to like Das Seelenbrechen, but to be truthful, this kicks BUTT. That's right, BUTT. Das Seelenbrechen is sort of like the school bully that brutally beats you up every day and steals your lunch money, but over time becomes your best friend.
Ihsahn angL
In The Woods... Omnio
Into Eternity Buried in Oblivion
Katatonia Night Is the New Day
Katatonia Last Fair Deal Gone Down
Katatonia Viva Emptiness
Kekal Acidity
Kekal The Painful Experience
Kekal Embrace The Dead
King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King
Lamented Souls The Origins Of Misery
Le Grand Guignol The Great Maddening
Leprous Tall Poppy Syndrome
Manes Vilosophe
Manes Vntrve
Mastodon Crack the Skye
Mercyful Fate Don't Break the Oath
Mercyful Fate Melissa
Mirrorthrone Gangrene
Mirrorthrone Carriers of Dust
Nevermore This Godless Endeavor
Obsidian Gate Colossal Christhunt
Opeth Still Life
Opeth Damnation
Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse
Opeth Pale Communion
Following the speedy solo is a repetition of the intro riff, a very proggy move by Opeth.
Orkenkjott Onskediktet
Pain of Salvation Remedy Lane
Pallbearer Sorrow And Extinction
Pallbearer Foundations of Burden
Porcupine Tree Signify
Porcupine Tree Fear of a Blank Planet
Porcupine Tree Stupid Dream
Porcupine Tree Up the Downstair
Psychotic Waltz Bleeding
Psychotic Waltz Mosquito
Rainbow Rising
Riverside Second Life Syndrome
Hurry! To The Rest of Riverside's Discography! =)
Septicflesh Sumerian Daemons
Septicflesh Titan
Shining (SWE) V - Halmstad
Solefald The Linear Scaffold
Spiral Architect A Sceptic's Universe
Strapping Young Lad City
Strapping Young Lad rocks my hairy anus. And that is fact.
Sun Caged Sun Caged
TesseracT One
The Devin Townsend Band Accelerated Evolution
The Devin Townsend Band Synchestra
The Fall of Every Season From Below
The Meads of Asphodel The Murder Of Jesus The Jew
Thy Catafalque Rengeteg
Thy Light Suici.De.pression
Ulver Nattens Madrigal
Ulver Kveldssanger
Unexpect In a Flesh Aquarium
Unexpect Fables of the Sleepless Empire
Urfaust Der freiwillige Bettler
Urfaust Geist Ist Teufel
Vintersorg Jordpuls
Vintersorg Till Fjälls
Vintersorg Cosmic Genesis
Warning The Strength to Dream
Windir 1184
Winds Prominence and Demise
Wintersun Time I
Zero Hour A Fragile Mind
Zero Hour Metamorphosis

3.5 great
...and Oceans The Symmetry of I - The Circle of O
Agalloch Marrow of the Spirit
Agalloch Ashes Against the Grain
Akercocke Choronzon
Akercocke The Goat of Mendes
Altar of Plagues Teethed Glory and Injury
An Autumn For Crippled Children Hearts Of Light/Blossoms
Anaal Nathrakh Vanitas
Overwhelming madness! (in a good way) It's kinda like AAUUGHGARHHAHAHAHHAAHHHHAHAHAHHHHH the whole time!
Anaal Nathrakh In the Constellation of the Black Widow
Anaal Nathrakh Desideratum
Anathema A Natural Disaster
Anathema Judgement
Anathema A Fine Day to Exit
Angra Angels Cry
Animals As Leaders Animals As Leaders
Anthelion Bloodshed Rebefallen
Anuryzm Worm's Eye View
Arch / Matheos Sympathetic Resonance
Atheist Elements
Atoma Skylight
Bathory Twilight of the Gods
Behemoth Zos Kia Cultus (Here and Beyond)
Behemoth The Apostasy
Behemoth The Satanist
Bethlehem S.U.I.Z.I.D
Bjork Vespertine
Bloodbath Unblessing the Purity
Blotted Science The Animation of Entomology
Borknagar Origin
Borknagar The Olden Domain
Burzum Hvis Lyset Tar Oss
Carach Angren Death Came Through A Phantom Ship
Carach Angren Lammendam
Children of Bodom Hate Crew Deathroll
Chthonic 9th Empyrean
Cloudkicker Let Yourself Be Huge
Code Nouveau Gloaming
Coldworld Melancholie
Control Denied The Fragile Art of Existence
Cynic Kindly Bent to Free Us
Cynic Traced in Air
Cynic Carbon-Based Anatomy
Dan Swano Moontower
Dark Suns Existence
Dark Tranquillity Projector
Dark Tranquillity Character
Devin Townsend Ass-Sordid Demos II
Devin Townsend Ass-Sordid Demos I
Devin Townsend Project Ghost
Devin Townsend Project Epicloud
diagnose lebensgefahr Transformalin
Dimmu Borgir Spiritual Black Dimensions
Drautran Throne of the Depths
Dream Theater Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence
Elffor Into The Dark Forest - Remastered
Enchant A Blueprint of the World
Enslaved The Sleeping Gods
Entropia Simetria
Extol Burial
Extol Synergy
Extol Mesmerized
Fear and The Nervous System Fear and The Nervous System
Fleshwrought Dementia/Dyslexia
Fleurety Min Tid Skal Komme
Frantic Bleep The Sense Apparatus
Gazpacho Demon
Ghost B.C. Infestissumam
Gojira L'Enfant Sauvage
Haji's Kitchen Twenty Twelve
Haken Visions
In Mourning The Weight of Oceans
In Mourning Shrouded Divine
In the Silence A Fair Dream Gone Mad
In Vain Aenigma
In Vain The Latter Rain
Jeff Loomis Zero Order Phase
Jeff Loomis Plains of Oblivion
John 5 God Told Me To
Jorn Worldchanger
Kadenzza The Second Renaissance
Katatonia The Great Cold Distance
Katatonia Tonight's Decision
Keep of Kalessin Armada
King Diamond Abigail
Krallice Years Past Matter
Lantlos .neon
Leprous Aeolia
Limbonic Art Epitome Of Illusion
Limbonic Art The Ultimate Death Worship
Limbonic Art A Legacy of Evil
Lorelei Lore of Lies
Lunar Aurora Andacht
Mael Mordha Damned When Dead
Manetheren Time
Mastodon The Hunter
Mastodon Blood Mountain
Mastodon Leviathan
maudlin of the Well Bath
Meshuggah obZen
Midvinter At the Sight of the Apocalypse Dragon
Morbid Angel Covenant
Mr. Bungle California
My Dying Bride A Map Of All Our Failures
My Dying Bride Turn Loose the Swans
Myrath Tales of the Sands
Ne Obliviscaris Portal of I
Nevermore Dreaming Neon Black
Nile Those Whom the Gods Detest
Nokturnal Mortum The Voice of Steel
Obliteration Black Death Horizon
Obscura Omnivium
Obsidian Gate The Vehemence
Obtained Enslavement Witchcraft
Opeth Deliverance
Opeth Orchid
Oranssi Pazuzu Valonielu
Pagan's Mind Celestial Entrance
Pain of Salvation The Perfect Element, Part 1
Pavor Furioso
Peccatum Lost in Reverie
Porcupine Tree Deadwing
Porcupine Tree In Absentia
Profanum Profanum Aeternum Eminence Of Satanic Imperial Art
Protest the Hero Kezia
Revocation Chaos of Forms
Revocation Teratogenesis
Riverside Anno Domini High Definition
Riverside Out of Myself
Rotting Christ Kata Ton Demona Eaftou
Rush Permanent Waves
Scar Symmetry Holographic Universe
Seigmen Total
Septicflesh Esoptron
Septicflesh Revolution DNA
Septicflesh Mystic Places of Dawn
Seventh Wonder Mercy Falls
Shining (SWE) Redefining Darkness
Shining (SWE) IV - The Eerie Cold
Shining (SWE) VI - Klagopsalmer
Shining (SWE) Submit to Selfdestruction
Sieges Even Life Cycle
Sirius Aeons Of Magick
Soen Cognitive
Storm Corrosion Storm Corrosion
Strapping Young Lad The New Black
Strapping Young Lad Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing
Stratovarius Visions
TesseracT Concealing Fate
TesseracT Altered State
The 3rd and the Mortal Tears Laid In Earth
The Dillinger Escape Plan One of Us Is the Killer
The Faceless Autotheism
The Fall of Every Season Amends
The Kovenant Nexus Polaris
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium
Theocracy As The World Bleeds
Thought Industry Mods Carve The Pig
Thurisaz Circadian Rhythm
Thy Light No Morrow Shall Dawn
Transcending Bizarre? The Misanthrope's Fable
Ulver Wars of the Roses
Unexpect _We, Invaders
Unexpect Utopia
Unholy Matrimony Croire, Decroitre
Ved Buens Ende Written In Waters
Vinterland Welcome My Last Chapter
Vintersorg Orkan
Nothing new here but still REALLY good, always some good work from Vintersorg.
Weakling Dead as Dreams
Wolverine Communication Lost
X Japan Art of Life
Xanthochroid Blessed He With Boils
Xasthur To Violate the Oblivious
Xasthur Telepathic With The Deceased

3.0 good
Aborted Goremageddon
Aborted The Necrotic Manifesto
Agalloch The Mantle
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Altered States of America
Alcest Les Voyages De L Ame
Alter Bridge Blackbird
Amorphis The Beginning of Times
Amorphis Circle
An Autumn For Crippled Children Only The Ocean Knows
Anaal Nathrakh Hell Is Empty and All the Devils Are Her
Anaal Nathrakh Eschaton
Anathema Alternative 4
Anathema Eternity
Animals As Leaders Weightless
Arsis A Celebration of Guilt
Asmegin Hin Vordende Sod & Sø
Baroness Yellow and Green
Behemoth Demigod
Behemoth Sventevith (Storming Near the Baltic)
Bethlehem Mein Weg
Bethlehem Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia
Beyond Creation The Aura
Bjork Homogenic
Blotted Science The Machinations of Dementia
Borknagar Epic
Born of Osiris The Discovery
Caladan Brood Echoes Of Battle
Epic Viking Black Metal for the sake of being just that.
Casualties of Cool Casualties of Cool
Cattle Decapitation Monolith of Inhumanity
Cattle Decapitation The Harvest Floor
Cephalic Carnage Anomalies
Chimp Spanner All Roads Lead Here
Chthonic Where the Ancestors' Souls Gathered
Chthonic Mirror Of Retribution
Cold Body Radiation Deer Twillight
Conception In Your Multitude
Cradle of Filth Midian
Cradle of Filth Dusk and Her Embrace
Cynic The Portal Tapes
Cynic Focus
Dark Tranquillity We Are the Void
Darkthrone The Underground Resistance
Dead Letter Circus This Is The Warning
Deathspell Omega Paracletus
Devin Townsend Project Ki
Devin Townsend Project Addicted
Dimmu Borgir Death Cult Armageddon
Dream Theater Octavarium
Enshine Origin
Enslaved Thorn
Fallujah The Harvest Wombs
Fallujah The Flesh Prevails
Fleshgod Apocalypse Agony
Fleshgod Apocalypse Mafia
Ghost B.C. Opus Eponymous
Gigan Multi-Dimensional Fractal-Sorcery...
Gorguts Colored Sands
Gorguts Obscura
Hannes Grossmann The Radial Covenant
I'm in a Coffin One Final Action
Immortal All Shall Fall
In Solitude Sister
Infant Annihilator The Palpable Leprosy of Pollution
Interpol El Pintor
Job for a Cowboy Demonocracy
Kadenzza Into the Oriental Phantasma
Karnivool Sound Awake
Kekal Audible Minority
Limbonic Art Ad Noctum - Dynasty Of Death
Lyrinx Nihilistic Purity
Mastodon Once More 'Round the Sun
Meshuggah Koloss
Mundanus Imperium The Spectral Spheres Coronation
Mundanus Imperium Ode to the Nightsky
My Dying Bride The Light at the End of the World
Nocte Obducta Taverne - In Schatten Schäbiger Spelunken
Nocturnus Thresholds
Obscura Cosmogenesis
Old Man's Child Slaves Of The World
Origin Omnipresent
Paradise Lost Draconian Times
Porcupine Tree Lightbulb Sun
Profundi The Omega Rising
Protest the Hero Scurrilous
Protest the Hero Fortress
Protest the Hero Volition
Pyrithion The Burden Of Sorrow
Revocation Empire of the Obscene
Revocation Deathless
Rishloo Feathergun
Riverside Shrine Of New Generation Slaves
Sarke Oldarhian
Septicflesh Temple of the Lost Race
Shining (SWE) VII: Fodd Forlorare
Skyharbor Blinding White Noise: Illusion & Chaos
Solitude Aeturnus Into the Depths of Sorrow
Spawn of Possession Incurso
Steven Wilson The Raven That Refused to Sing
Strapping Young Lad Alien
Strapping Young Lad Strapping Young Lad
Sun Caged The Lotus Effect
Symphony X Paradise Lost
The Black Dahlia Murder Ritual
The Omega Experiment The Omega Experiment
Thy Catafalque Sublunary Tragedies
Transcending Bizarre? The Four Scissors
Ulver Perdition City
Ulver Messe I.X-VI.X
Vildhjarta Masstaden
Vintersorg Solens Rotter
Voyager The Meaning of I
Vulture Industries The Tower
Wolves in the Throne Room Celestial Lineage
Xasthur The Funeral of Being

2.5 average
Aborted Global Flatline
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Agorapocalypse
Anaal Nathrakh Passion
Animals As Leaders The Joy of Motion
Between the Buried and Me The Parallax II: Future Sequence
Cradle of Filth The Manticore and Other Horrors
Cronian Erathems
Dark Funeral Angelus Exuro pro Eternus
Death Individual Thought Patterns
Death The Sound of Perseverance
Design the Skyline Nevaeh
Falloch Where Distant Spirits Remain
In Flames Sounds of a Playground Fading
Insomnium One for Sorrow
Job for a Cowboy Gloom
Karnivool Asymmetry
Nevermore The Obsidian Conspiracy
Origin Entity
Prostitute Disfigurement Descendants of Depravity
Rings of Saturn Lugal Ki En
Shining (SWE) III - Angst, Självdestruktivitetens Emissarie
Suffocation Pinnacle of Bedlam
Swallow the Sun Emerald Forest and the Blackbird
Symphony X Iconoclast
The Black Dahlia Murder Nocturnal
The Faceless Planetary Duality
The Haarp Machine Disclosure
Uneven Structure Februus
Woods of Ypres Woods V: Grey Skies & Electric Light
Xasthur Portal Of Sorrow

2.0 poor
Chelsea Grin Ashes to Ashes
Good Gawd. These guys can't do anything right what the fuck.
Chelsea Grin Evolve
Converge Jane Doe
this band is almost as awesome as Job for a Cowboy
Cytotoxin Radiophobia
Dark Funeral Attera Totus Sanctus
Fleshgod Apocalypse Labyrinth
In Flames Come Clarity
Job for a Cowboy Doom
Necrophagist Epitaph
Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal
A total 69 minutes of what really sounds like my moms ass when she farts
Pestilence Obsideo
The Black Dahlia Murder Deflorate

1.5 very poor
Dark Funeral Diabolis Interium
Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus
Trivium In Waves

1.0 awful
Chelsea Grin Chelsea Grin
Why doesn't this have a review yet? Like seriously people c'mon!
DoomThrone Skeleton Veiled in Flesh

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