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5.0 classic
Akercocke Words That Go Unspoken...
Arcturus Sideshow Symphonies
The Sham Mirrors really is the only good Arcturus album.
Arcturus Arcturian
I now have a legitimate reason to keep on living my worthless life.

EDIT: Amazon pushed the NA release date by 2 weeks and my patience is gone. Heard the leak and
it's extremely
awesome, everything I expected from Arcturus and more.

EDIT 2: "While smartly ignoring the fourth" Yo, they didn't ignore it. Just listen to Archer as
it's completely similar to a lot of SS man. Also ignoring ANY Arcturus is a crime.
Atheist Piece of Time
Bethlehem Dictius Te Necare
The Soundtrack to my Suicide... -////________----__////"
Chthonic Seediq Bale
Cynthesis DeEvolution
The Tipton bros RULE! This album and the rest of their past work proves it.
Devin Townsend Ocean Machine: Biomech
Drawn A New World?
Only listened to it twice and this is a motherfucking 5 already.
Enslaved RIITIIR
ICS Vortex Storm Seeker
Let this one grow on you. It will. Seriously.... Hail Vortex m/
Ihsahn After
In The Woods... Heart of the Ages
Katatonia Discouraged Ones
Kekal The Habit of Fire
Leprous Bilateral
A band that has proven to be the best ever, Coal is going to be amazing.
Limbonic Art In Abhorrence Dementia
Manes How the World Came To An End
Opeth Ghost Reveries
Phlebotomized Immense, Intense, Suspense
Yeah the guy who gave this a 1 deserves ass cancer (in his ass)
Power of Omens Eyes of the Oracle
Psychotic Waltz A Social Grace
Septicflesh The Great Mass
Believe it or not, this actually IS better than Mystic Places of Dawn.
Thy Catafalque Tuno Ido Tarlat
Ulver Shadows of the Sun
Warning Watching from a Distance
Zero Hour The Towers of Avarice

4.5 superb
40 Watt Sun The Inside Room
Abnormal Thought Patterns Manipulation Under Anesthesia
Well pillowswantyoursoul, that is just like YOUR opinion man.
Abnormal Thought Patterns Altered States of Consciousness
Anathema We're Here Because We're Here
Arcturus The Sham Mirrors
Arcturus Aspera Hiems Symfonia/Constellation/My Angel
Atheist Jupiter
Atheist Unquestionable Presence
Autumnblaze DämmerElbenTragödie
Bethlehem Dark Metal
Borknagar Urd
Borknagar Quintessence
Chthonic Bu-Tik
It's awesome. A step up from Takasago Army heading towards Seediq Bale territory but not quite there yet.
Code Augur Nox
Cynthesis ReEvolution
mdross obviously has a really bad case of ear cancer.
Devin Townsend Terria
Devin Townsend Infinity
Devin Townsend Project Deconstruction
Dodheimsgard A Umbra Omega
Emperor Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk
Emperor Prometheus: The Discipline of Fire...
Enslaved Axioma Ethica Odini
Enslaved Isa
Ewigkeit Conspiritus
Extol Undeceived
Fallen A Tragedy's Bitter End
Ihsahn Eremita
Ihsahn The Adversary
In The Woods... Strange in Stereo
Katatonia Dead End Kings
Katatonia Dance of December Souls
Katatonia Brave Murder Day
Kekal 1000 Thoughts of Violence
Kekal Beyond The Glimpse of Dreams
Leprous Coal
Bilateral places of dawn is better.r(BUT THIS IS STILL AMAZING)
Limbonic Art Moon In The Scorpio
Manes Be All End All
Mike Oldfield Ommadawn
Mithras Behind the Shadows Lie Madness
My Dying Bride A Map of All Our Failures
My Dying Bride The Dreadful Hours
Nagelfar Srontgorrth
Obsidian Gate Whom The Fire Obeys
Obsidian Gate The Nightspectral Voyage
Opeth Heritage
Opeth Watershed
Opeth Blackwater Park
Porcupine Tree Signify
Power of Omens Rooms of Anguish
Psychotic Waltz Into the Everflow
Septicflesh Communion
Silencer (SWE) Death - Pierce Me
Solefald In Harmonia Universali
Solstice (UK) New Dark Age
Thurisaz Scent of a Dream
Thy Catafalque Roka Hasa Radio
Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler
Ulver Blood Inside
Vintersorg Jordpuls
Voices (UK) London
Zero Hour Dark Deceiver
Zero Hour Specs of Pictures Burnt Beyond

4.0 excellent
Abnormal Thought Patterns Abnormal Thought Patterns
Ahab Call Of The Wretched Sea
Ahab The Boats Of The Glen Carrig
Akercocke Antichrist
Akercocke Choronzon
Anathema A Natural Disaster
Anathema Distant Satellites
Anathema Weather Systems
Anathema Judgement
Angizia Das Schachbrett des Trommelbuben Zacharias
Arcturus La Masquerade Infernale
Bathory Blood Fire Death
Borknagar The Archaic Course
Borknagar Universal
Borknagar Empiricism
Chthonic Takasago Army
Chthonic Relentless Recurrence
Code Mut
Code Resplendent Grotesque
Dark Millennium Ashore the Celestial Burden
Dark Millennium Diana Read Peace
Dark Suns Existence
Devin Townsend Ziltoid the Omniscient
Devin Townsend Physicist
Dodheimsgard Supervillain Outcast
Dornenreich Bitter ist's dem Tod zu dienen
Drawn Plan Be
Emperor In the Nightside Eclipse
Emperor IX Equilibrium
Enslaved In Times
Enslaved Vertebrae
Ewigkeit Radio Ixtlan
Extol The Blueprint Dives
Extol Extol
Haken Visions
Ihsahn Das Seelenbrechen
Intense, emotional, aggresive, disharmonic, melodic, spheric, melancholic, angry... This does not seem like the type of thing I'd love. But guess what? Upon joining Sputnikmusic, I noticed almost immediately that this album was held in very high regards. I ****ing knocked this one kids face in once. This album is pretty much like knocking face in for 45 minutes, plus breakdowns. I did not at all expect to like Das Seelenbrechen, but to be truthful, this kicks BUTT. That's right, BUTT. Das Seelenbrechen is sort of like the school bully that brutally beats you up every day and steals your lunch money, but over time becomes your best friend.
Ihsahn angL
In The Woods... Omnio
Katatonia Night Is the New Day
Katatonia Last Fair Deal Gone Down
Katatonia Viva Emptiness
Kekal Acidity
Kekal The Painful Experience
Kekal Embrace The Dead
Khonsu Anomalia
Lamented Souls The Origins Of Misery
Leprous The Congregation
12 fucking tracks. 12 T R A C K S! They can do no wrong! Einar was in the studio producing vocal wankery while the rest of the members watched. All they could say was "bruh" -_____-"
Leprous Tall Poppy Syndrome
Lux Occulta The Mother and the Enemy
Manes Vilosophe
Melechesh Djinn
Midnight Odyssey Funerals from the Astral Sphere
Midnight Odyssey Shards of Silver Fade
Mithras Worlds Beyond the Veil
My Dying Bride The Light at the End of the World
My Dying Bride Feel the Misery
My Dying Bride A Line of Deathless Kings
My Dying Bride Songs of Darkness, Words of Light
Myrath Tales of the Sands
Nagelfar Hunengrab im herbst
Obsidian Gate Colossal Christhunt
Obsidian Gate The Vehemence
Odious Mirror of Vibrations
Odious Skin Age
Opeth Pale Communion
Following the speedy solo is a repetition of the intro riff, a very proggy move by Opeth.
Opeth Still Life
Opeth Damnation
Opeth Orchid
Pain of Salvation Remedy Lane
Pan.thy.monium Khaooohs and Kon-Fus-Ion
This is some weird ass shit but still pretty damn enjoyable for what it is.
Paragon of Beauty Seraphine...Far Gone Gleam
Pavor Furioso
Phlebotomized Skycontact
Porcupine Tree Up the Downstair
Psychotic Waltz Bleeding
Septicflesh Titan
Septicflesh Sumerian Daemons
Septicflesh Revolution DNA
Shadow Gallery Digital Ghosts
Solefald World Metal. Kosmopolis Sud
Solefald Pills Against The Ageless Ills
Solefald The Linear Scaffold
Solefald Norron Livskunst
Spiral Architect A Sceptic's Universe
Strapping Young Lad City
Strapping Young Lad rocks my hairy anus. And that is fact.
Strapping Young Lad Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing
The 3rd and the Mortal Painting on Glass
The Angelic Process Weighing Souls With Sand
The Devin Townsend Band Accelerated Evolution
Thy Catafalque Rengeteg
Thy Catafalque Sgùrr
Ulver Nattens Madrigal
Ulver Wars of the Roses
Universe217 Universe217
Urfaust Der freiwillige Bettler
Vintersorg Odemarkens Son
Vintersorg Orkan
Nothing new here but still REALLY good, always some good work from Vintersorg.
Winds Prominence and Demise
Winterhorde Underwatermoon
Wintersun Time I
Wintersun Wintersun
Yearning Plaintive Scenes
Yearning Frore Meadow
Zero Hour Metamorphosis
Zero Hour A Fragile Mind

3.5 great
Altar of Plagues Teethed Glory and Injury
Anaal Nathrakh Vanitas
Overwhelming madness! (in a good way) It's kinda like AAUUGHGARHHAHAHAHHAAHHHHAHAHAHHHHH the whole time!
Anaal Nathrakh In the Constellation of the Black Widow
Anacrusis Manic Impressions
Anuryzm All Is Not For All
Autumnblaze Perdition Diaries
Borknagar Borknagar
Burzum Hvis Lyset Tar Oss
Control Denied The Fragile Art of Existence
Devin Townsend Project Addicted
Devin Townsend Project Z2
Edge of Sanity Purgatory Afterglow
Edge of Sanity Crimson
Empyrium Songs of Moors and Misty Fields
Entropia Simetria
Eumeria Rebel Mind
Extol Burial
Fleurety Min Tid Skal Komme
Forgotten Woods The Curse Of Mankind
Frantic Bleep The Sense Apparatus
Haken The Mountain
Horrendous Ecdysis
In Vain Aenigma
Le Grand Guignol The Great Maddening
Limbonic Art Epitome Of Illusion
Limbonic Art A Legacy of Evil
Lorelei Lore of Lies
Lux Occulta Kołysanki
Melechesh Sphynx
Melechesh Emissaries
Mirrorthrone Carriers of Dust
My Dying Bride The Angel and the Dark River
Nevermore This Godless Endeavor
Nokturnal Mortum The Voice of Steel
Noneuclid Metatheosis
Obscura Omnivium
Opeth Deliverance
Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse
Panopticon Roads to the North
Revocation Teratogenesis
Revocation Chaos of Forms
Riverside Anno Domini High Definition
Septicflesh Mystic Places of Dawn
Soen Cognitive
Solstice (UK) Lamentations
Storm Corrosion Storm Corrosion
Summoning Oath Bound
TesseracT One
The Fall of Every Season From Below
The Kovenant Nexus Polaris
The Meads of Asphodel The Murder Of Jesus The Jew
Thy Light Suici.De.pression
Thy Light No Morrow Shall Dawn
Ved Buens Ende Written In Waters
Vintersorg Visions From The Spiral Generator
Vuvr Pilgrimage
X Japan Art of Life
Xasthur To Violate the Oblivious

3.0 good
Ad Nauseam Nihil Quam Vacuitas Ordinatum Est
Chaostar Threnody
Cynic Focus
Fleshgod Apocalypse Agony
Ghost (SWE) Opus Eponymous
Heartless Suicidal Engagement
Job for a Cowboy Demonocracy
Kadenzza The Second Renaissance
Keep of Kalessin Armada
Kekal Audible Minority
Lychgate An Antidote for the Glass Pill
Mental Home Black Art
Monumentum In Absentia Christi
Mourning Beloveth The Sullen Sulcus
My Dying Bride Like Gods of the Sun
My Dying Bride As the Flower Withers
Nile At the Gate of Sethu
Oxiplegatz Sidereal Journey
Oxxo Xoox Namidae
Septicflesh Esoptron
The Crevices Below Below the Crevices
Unholy Matrimony Croire, Decroitre
Urfaust Apparitions
Voices (UK) From The Human Forest Create A Fugue Of Imaginary

2.5 average
Agalloch The Mantle
Amorphis The Beginning of Times
Anaal Nathrakh Passion
Cytotoxin Radiophobia
Dark Suns Grave Human Genuine
Falloch Where Distant Spirits Remain
Forgotten Woods As the Wolves Gather
Immolation Close to a World Below
Pfft, More like Close to a Turd Below. One of the WORST albums of all time!
Insomnium One for Sorrow
Karnivool Asymmetry
Kekal Autonomy
Liturgy The Ark Work
Nevermore The Obsidian Conspiracy
Rotting Christ Theogonia
Scar Symmetry The Singularity - Phase I: Neohumanity
Spawn of Possession Incurso
Symphony X Iconoclast
Vintersorg Solens Rotter

2.0 poor
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Altered States of America
Beyond Creation Earthborn Evolution
Chelsea Grin Ashes to Ashes
Good Gawd. These guys can't do anything right what the fuck.
Converge Jane Doe
this band is almost as awesome as Job for a Cowboy

Edit: This is still a piece of shit. Don't be fooled by the average rating.
Dark Funeral Attera Totus Sanctus
Design the Skyline Nevaeh
Fleshgod Apocalypse Labyrinth
Job for a Cowboy Doom
Ne Obliviscaris Citadel
Necrophagist Epitaph
The Black Dahlia Murder Deflorate

1.5 very poor
In Flames Come Clarity
Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus
Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal

1.0 awful
Chelsea Grin Chelsea Grin
Well at least it's better than deathcore bands like Death, Immolation, Gorguts and Cryptopsy.
DoomThrone Skeleton Veiled in Flesh

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