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5.0 classic
Arcturus Sideshow Symphonies
The Sham Mirrors really is the only good Arcturus album.
Atheist Piece of Time
Bethlehem Dictius Te Necare
The Soundtrack to my Suicide... -////________----__////"
Chthonic Seediq Bale
Cynthesis DeEvolution
The Tipton bros RULE! This album and the rest of their past work proves it.
Devin Townsend Ocean Machine: Biomech
Drawn A New World?
Only listened to it twice and this is a motherfucking 5 already.
Enslaved RIITIIR
ICS Vortex Storm Seeker
Let this one grow on you. It will. Seriously.... Hail Vortex m/
Ihsahn After
In The Woods... Heart of the Ages
Katatonia Discouraged Ones
Kekal The Habit of Fire
Leprous Bilateral
A band that has proven to be the best ever, Coal is going to be amazing.
Limbonic Art In Abhorrence Dementia
Opeth Ghost Reveries
Best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best Opeth album
Pearl Jam Vs.
Psychotic Waltz A Social Grace
Septicflesh The Great Mass
Believe it or not, this actually IS better than Mystic Places of Dawn.
Soundgarden Badmotorfinger
One of those albums that never get old, and truly is a classic. Perfect. Just everything.
Thy Catafalque Tuno Ido Tarlat
Ulver Shadows of the Sun
Warning Watching from a Distance
Zero Hour The Towers of Avarice
Oh do I really need to say it again!? the Tipton bros RULE

4.5 superb
40 Watt Sun The Inside Room
Abnormal Thought Patterns Manipulation Under Anesthesia
Well pillowswantyoursoul, that is just like YOUR opinion man.
Akercocke Words That Go Unspoken...
Alice in Chains Jar of Flies
Alice in Chains Facelift
Anathema Weather Systems
Anathema We're Here Because We're Here
Arcturus Aspera Hiems Symfonia/Constellation/My Angel
Arcturus The Sham Mirrors
Atheist Unquestionable Presence
Atheist Jupiter
Bethlehem Dark Metal
Borknagar The Archaic Course
Borknagar Urd
Borknagar Quintessence
Chthonic Bu-Tik
It's awesome. A step up from Takasago Army heading towards Seediq Bale territory but not quite there yet.
Code Augur Nox
Cynthesis ReEvolution
mdross obviously has a really bad case of ear cancer.
Devin Townsend Infinity
Another underrated masterpiece from the truest of all tweakers.
Devin Townsend Terria
Devin Townsend Project Deconstruction
Emperor Prometheus: The Discipline of Fire...
Enslaved Axioma Ethica Odini
Enslaved Isa
Ewigkeit Conspiritus
Extol Undeceived
Ihsahn The Adversary
Ihsahn Eremita
In The Woods... Strange in Stereo
Katatonia Brave Murder Day
Katatonia Dead End Kings
Katatonia Dance of December Souls
Kekal 1000 Thoughts of Violence
Kekal Beyond The Glimpse of Dreams
Korn Untouchables
Leprous Coal
Bilateral places of dawn is better.r(BUT THIS IS STILL AMAZING)
Limbonic Art Moon In The Scorpio
Mad Season Above
Manes How the World Came To An End
Manes Be All End All
Oh my gawd this is good. This is so fucking good. AOTY
Marilyn Manson Mechanical Animals
Metallica Kill 'Em All
Every song is all like nuh nuh da da nuh nuh da da widdly widdly woooeehhhhheeekkkk. MUHTOWELIKUH
Metallica ...And Justice for All
Nagelfar Srontgorrth
Nirvana In Utero
Obsidian Gate Whom The Fire Obeys
Obsidian Gate The Nightspectral Voyage
Opeth Watershed
Opeth Heritage
Opeth Blackwater Park
Pearl Jam Ten
fucking awesome but not as awesome as it was back then
Pearl Jam Vitalogy
Phlebotomized Immense, Intense, Suspense
Yeah the guy who gave this a 1 deserves ass cancer (in his ass)
Power of Omens Eyes of the Oracle
Power of Omens Rooms of Anguish
Psychotic Waltz Into the Everflow
Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf
Septicflesh Communion
Silencer (SWE) Death - Pierce Me
Solefald In Harmonia Universali
Soundgarden Down on the Upside
Stone Temple Pilots Core
Strapping Young Lad City
Strapping Young Lad rocks my hairy anus. And that is fact.
Thurisaz Scent of a Dream
Thy Catafalque Roka Hasa Radio
Tool Lateralus
Ulver Blood Inside
Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler
Voices (UK) London
Wintersun Wintersun
Zero Hour Specs of Pictures Burnt Beyond
Zero Hour Dark Deceiver

4.0 excellent
A Perfect Circle Thirteenth Step
Abnormal Thought Patterns Abnormal Thought Patterns
Akercocke Antichrist
Alice in Chains Alice in Chains
Really great album but it's not really a 4.5, gotta stop being generous!
Anathema Distant Satellites
Arcturus La Masquerade Infernale
Bathory Blood Fire Death
Behemoth Evangelion
Borknagar Universal
Borknagar Empiricism
Borknagar Borknagar
Carach Angren Where the Corpses Sink Forever
Chthonic Takasago Army
Code Resplendent Grotesque
Cold 13 Ways to Bleed On Stage
Dark Tranquillity Fiction
Dark Tranquillity The Gallery
Devin Townsend Physicist
Devin Townsend Christeen + 4 Demos
Devin Townsend Ziltoid the Omniscient
Dimmu Borgir Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia
Drawn Plan Be
Emperor IX Equilibrium
Emperor Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk
Emperor In the Nightside Eclipse
Enslaved Below the Lights
Enslaved Ruun
Enslaved Vertebrae
Extol Extol
Extol The Blueprint Dives
Faith No More The Real Thing
Fallen A Tragedy's Bitter End
Gire Gire
Gruntruck Push
Haken The Mountain
Ihsahn Das Seelenbrechen
Intense, emotional, aggresive, disharmonic, melodic, spheric, melancholic, angry... This does not seem like the type of thing I'd love. But guess what? Upon joining Sputnikmusic, I noticed almost immediately that this album was held in very high regards. I ****ing knocked this one kids face in once. This album is pretty much like knocking face in for 45 minutes, plus breakdowns. I did not at all expect to like Das Seelenbrechen, but to be truthful, this kicks BUTT. That's right, BUTT. Das Seelenbrechen is sort of like the school bully that brutally beats you up every day and steals your lunch money, but over time becomes your best friend.
Ihsahn angL
In The Woods... Omnio
Iron Maiden The Number of the Beast
Katatonia Last Fair Deal Gone Down
Katatonia Night Is the New Day
Katatonia Viva Emptiness
Kekal The Painful Experience
Kekal Acidity
Kekal Embrace The Dead
Khonsu Anomalia
Korn Korn
Korn Follow the Leader
Kyuss ...And the Circus Leaves Town
Kyuss Wretch
Kyuss Welcome to Sky Valley
Leprous Tall Poppy Syndrome
Manes Vilosophe
Manes Vntrve
Marilyn Manson Holy Wood
Marilyn Manson Antichrist Superstar
Mastodon Crack the Skye
Mercyful Fate Don't Break the Oath
Metallica Ride the Lightning
Metallica Master of Puppets
Mirrorthrone Gangrene
Mirrorthrone Carriers of Dust
Mother Love Bone Apple
Mudvayne L.D. 50
Nevermore This Godless Endeavor
Nirvana Bleach
Obsidian Gate Colossal Christhunt
Obsidian Gate The Vehemence
Opeth Pale Communion
Following the speedy solo is a repetition of the intro riff, a very proggy move by Opeth.
Opeth Damnation
Opeth Still Life
Opeth Morningrise
Opeth Orchid
Orkenkjott Onskediktet
Pearl Jam Pearl Jam
Pearl Jam Yield
Phlebotomized Skycontact
Porcupine Tree Signify
Porcupine Tree Fear of a Blank Planet
Porcupine Tree Deadwing
Riverside Second Life Syndrome
Hurry! To The Rest of Riverside's Discography! =)
Septicflesh Titan
Septicflesh Sumerian Daemons
Shining (SWE) V - Halmstad
Solefald Neonism
Solefald Pills Against The Ageless Ills
Solstice (Metal) New Dark Age
Soundgarden Louder Than Love
Soundgarden Ultramega OK
Spiral Architect A Sceptic's Universe
Sponge Wax Ecstatic
Stone Temple Pilots Purple
Stone Temple Pilots Tiny Music... Songs from the Vatican...
Strapping Young Lad Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing
Temple of the Dog Temple of the Dog
TesseracT One
The Devin Townsend Band Accelerated Evolution
The Meads of Asphodel The Murder Of Jesus The Jew
Thurisaz Circadian Rhythm
Thy Catafalque Rengeteg
Thy Light Suici.De.pression
Tool 10,000 Days
Tool Undertow
Ulver Nattens Madrigal
Ulver Kveldssanger
Unexpect In a Flesh Aquarium
Universe217 Universe217
Urfaust Der freiwillige Bettler
Vintersorg Cosmic Genesis
Vintersorg Till Fjälls
Vintersorg Jordpuls
Warning The Strength to Dream
Winds Prominence and Demise
Wintersun Time I
Zero Hour A Fragile Mind
Zero Hour Metamorphosis

3.5 great
Akercocke Choronzon
Akercocke The Goat of Mendes
Alice in Chains Dirt
Altar of Plagues Teethed Glory and Injury
Anaal Nathrakh In the Constellation of the Black Widow
Anaal Nathrakh Vanitas
Overwhelming madness! (in a good way) It's kinda like AAUUGHGARHHAHAHAHHAAHHHHAHAHAHHHHH the whole time!
Anaal Nathrakh Desideratum
Anathema Judgement
Anathema A Natural Disaster
Anathema A Fine Day to Exit
Atheist Elements
Autumnblaze Perdition Diaries
Bathory Twilight of the Gods
Behemoth The Satanist
Behemoth The Apostasy
Behemoth Zos Kia Cultus (Here and Beyond)
Borknagar The Olden Domain
Burzum Hvis Lyset Tar Oss
Carach Angren Death Came Through a Phantom Ship
Carach Angren Lammendam
Children of Bodom Hate Crew Deathroll
Control Denied The Fragile Art of Existence
Cynic Kindly Bent to Free Us
Dan Swano Moontower
Devin Townsend Ass-Sordid Demos II
Devin Townsend Ass-Sordid Demos I
Devin Townsend Project Epicloud
Devin Townsend Project Z2
Dimmu Borgir Spiritual Black Dimensions
Dimmu Borgir Death Cult Armageddon
Edge of Sanity Crimson
Edge of Sanity Purgatory Afterglow
Enslaved The Sleeping Gods
Ewigkeit Radio Ixtlan
Fleurety Min Tid Skal Komme
Gazpacho Demon
Haken Visions
Hollenthon With Vilest of Worms to Dwell
In Vain Aenigma
Kadenzza The Second Renaissance
Katatonia The Great Cold Distance
Katatonia Tonight's Decision
Kataxu Hunger of Elements
Keep of Kalessin Armada
Korn Life Is Peachy
Korn Issues
Korn Take a Look in the Mirror
Kyuss Blues for the Red Sun
Lifelover Erotik
Limbonic Art Epitome Of Illusion
Limbonic Art The Ultimate Death Worship
Limbonic Art A Legacy of Evil
Lunar Aurora Andacht
Mael Mordha Damned When Dead
Marilyn Manson Portrait of an American Family
Mastodon The Hunter
Mercyful Fate Melissa
Midnight Odyssey Funerals from the Astral Sphere
Mithras Worlds Beyond the Veil
Monumentum In Absentia Christi
Moonsorrow Voimasta Ja Kunniasta
Morbid Angel Covenant
Murmuure Murmuüre
My Sister's Machine Diva
Myrath Tales of the Sands
Ne Obliviscaris Portal of I
Negura Bunget 'N Crugu Bradului
Nevermore Dreaming Neon Black
Nile Those Whom the Gods Detest
Nirvana Nevermind
Nokturnal Mortum The Voice of Steel
Noneuclid Metatheosis
Obscura Omnivium
Obtained Enslavement Witchcraft
Opeth Deliverance
Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse
Ophthalamia Dominion
Pallbearer Sorrow And Extinction
Pallbearer Foundations of Burden
Pearl Jam No Code
Pearl Jam Riot Act
Pearl Jam Backspacer
Porcupine Tree Up the Downstair
Porcupine Tree Stupid Dream
Porcupine Tree In Absentia
Primordial Where Greater Men Have Fallen
Protest the Hero Kezia
Protest the Hero Volition
Queens of the Stone Age Rated R
Riverside Out of Myself
Riverside Anno Domini High Definition
Scar Symmetry Holographic Universe
Septicflesh Revolution DNA
Septicflesh Mystic Places of Dawn
Septicflesh Esoptron
Shadow Gallery Digital Ghosts
Slipknot Iowa
Soen Tellurian
Soen Cognitive
Soundgarden Superunknown
Steven Wilson The Raven That Refused to Sing
Stone Temple Pilots Shangri-La-Dee-Da
Stone Temple Pilots No. 4
Strapping Young Lad The New Black
The Angelic Process Weighing Souls With Sand
The Devin Townsend Band Synchestra
The Dillinger Escape Plan One of Us Is the Killer
The Faceless Autotheism
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium
Thought Industry Mods Carve The Pig
Thy Light No Morrow Shall Dawn
Tool Aenima
Ulver Wars of the Roses
Unexpect Fables of the Sleepless Empire
Urfaust Geist Ist Teufel
Urfaust Einsiedler
Urfaust Apparitions
Ved Buens Ende Written In Waters
Vintersorg Orkan
Nothing new here but still REALLY good, always some good work from Vintersorg.
Watchtower Control and Resistance
Weakling Dead as Dreams
Windir 1184
Xanthochroid Blessed He With Boils
Xasthur To Violate the Oblivious
Xasthur Telepathic With The Deceased

3.0 good
Aborted The Necrotic Manifesto
Alice in Chains Black Gives Way to Blue
Amorphis Circle
Anathema Eternity
Anathema Alternative 4
Aquilus Griseus
Behemoth Demigod
Behemoth Sventevith (Storming Near the Baltic)
Bethlehem Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia
Bjork Vulnicura
Borknagar Epic
Borknagar Origin
Born of Osiris The Discovery
Casualties of Cool Casualties of Cool
Cattle Decapitation The Harvest Floor
Cattle Decapitation Monolith of Inhumanity
Coldworld Melancholie
Dark Tranquillity We Are the Void
Enslaved Thorn
Enslaved Monumension
Fallujah The Flesh Prevails
Fleshgod Apocalypse Agony
Fleshgod Apocalypse Mafia
Job for a Cowboy Gloom
Job for a Cowboy Demonocracy
Job for a Cowboy Sun Eater
Karnivool Sound Awake
Kekal Audible Minority
Korn Untitled
Korn See You on the Other Side
Korn Korn III: Remember Who You Are
Mastodon Once More 'Round the Sun
Metallica Death Magnetic
Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle
My Sister's Machine Wallflower
Obscura Cosmogenesis
Origin Entity
Pearl Jam Binaural
Porcupine Tree Lightbulb Sun
Progenie Terrestre Pura U.M.A.
Protest the Hero Fortress
Protest the Hero Scurrilous
Revocation Deathless
Riverside Shrine Of New Generation Slaves
Scar Symmetry The Singularity - Phase I: Neohumanity
Serdce Timelessness
Shade Empire Omega Arcane
Sigur Ros Kveikur
Skyharbor Blinding White Noise: Illusion & Chaos
Slipknot Slipknot
Stone Temple Pilots Stone Temple Pilots
Strapping Young Lad Strapping Young Lad
Symphony X Paradise Lost
Tartaros The Red Jewel
TesseracT Altered State
The Black Dahlia Murder Ritual
Ulver Perdition City
Ulver Messe I.X-VI.X
Vintersorg Solens Rotter
Wolves in the Throne Room Celestial Lineage
Xasthur The Funeral of Being

2.5 average
Aborted Goremageddon
Amorphis The Beginning of Times
Anaal Nathrakh Passion
Beyond Creation The Aura
Beyond Creation Earthborn Evolution
Chelsea Grin Evolve
Dark Funeral Angelus Exuro pro Eternus
Falloch Where Distant Spirits Remain
In Flames Sounds of a Playground Fading
Insomnium One for Sorrow
Karnivool Asymmetry
Marilyn Manson The High End of Low
Metallica Load
Nevermore The Obsidian Conspiracy
Origin Omnipresent
Paradise Lost Draconian Times
Rings of Saturn Lugal Ki En
Symphony X Iconoclast
The Black Dahlia Murder Nocturnal
Xasthur Portal Of Sorrow

2.0 poor
A Perfect Circle eMOTIVe
Chelsea Grin Ashes to Ashes
Good Gawd. These guys can't do anything right what the fuck.
Converge Jane Doe
this band is almost as awesome as Job for a Cowboy
Dark Funeral Attera Totus Sanctus
Fleshgod Apocalypse Labyrinth
Job for a Cowboy Doom
Metallica St. Anger
Metallica Reload
Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal
A total 69 minutes of what really sounds like my moms ass when she farts
Pestilence Obsideo
Slipknot All Hope Is Gone
The Black Dahlia Murder Deflorate

1.5 very poor
Dark Funeral Diabolis Interium
In Flames Come Clarity
Korn The Path of Totality
Metallica Metallica
Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus

1.0 awful
DoomThrone Skeleton Veiled in Flesh
Marilyn Manson The Golden Age of Grotesque

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