Joxer The Mighty

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Soundoffs 69
Album Ratings 1080
Objectivity 66%

Last Active 10-19-14 9:05 pm
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Average Rating: 3.75
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5.0 classic
Amorphis Silent Waters
Arcturus The Sham Mirrors
Atheist Unquestionable Presence
Blind Guardian Imaginations from the Other Side
Carcass Necroticism: Descanting the Insalubrious
Children of Bodom Follow The Reaper
Children of Bodom Hate Crew Deathroll
Children of Bodom Hatebreeder
Cryptopsy None So Vile
Dan Swano Moontower
Death Symbolic
Demetori Il Mondo dove e finito il Tempo
Demilich Nespithe
Devin Townsend Ocean Machine: Biomech
Emperor In the Nightside Eclipse
Emperor Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk
Galneryus Angel of Salvation
Galneryus Resurrection
Immolation Close to a World Below
In Flames Clayman
Insomnium Above the Weeping World
Intestine Baalism Banquet in the Darkness
Kalmah Swampsong
Kashiwa Daisuke Program Music I
Ling Tosite Sigure just A moment
Ling Tosite Sigure Inspiration Is DEAD
Lost Horizon Awakening The World
Lykathea Aflame Elvenefris
Moonsorrow Verisakeet
Moonsorrow Kivenkantaja
My Bloody Valentine Loveless
Opeth Blackwater Park
Perfume Triangle
Scar Symmetry Holographic Universe
Strapping Young Lad City
Weakling Dead as Dreams
X Japan Art of Life

4.5 superb
9mm Parabellum Bullet Termination
9mm Parabellum Bullet Dawning
Aborted Goremageddon
On the brink of being over the top, Aborted manages to create one of the most devastating death metal releases ever. Catchiness and grooves are two elements that are well present in Goremageddon. They are very consistent band in their trade with only a few minor duller moments (Strychnine.213 (still an awesome album though)). The many references in Goremageddon to the hideous Doctor Channard from Hellrasier II are just the cherry on the top. I recommend AMPUTATION!
Akira Yamaoka Silent Hill 2
Amorphis Tales From the Thousand Lakes
Amorphis Skyforger
Amorphis Magic & Mayhem
Amorphis Circle
Anal Cunt Howard Wulkan is Bald
Anata The Conductor's Departure
Anata Under a Stone With No Inscription
Anglagard Hybris
Angra Secret Garden
Angra Temple of Shadows
Ansur Warring Factions
At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul
Augury Concealed
Bathory Under the Sign of the Black Mark
Blind Guardian Somewhere Far Beyond
Blind Guardian Nightfall in Middle-Earth
Blind Guardian A Twist in the Myth
Blind Guardian A Night at the Opera
Bolt Thrower Those Once Loyal
Boredoms Vision Creation Newsun
Cannibal Corpse Torture
Cannibal Corpse The Bleeding
Capsule (JPN) Fruits Clipper
Carcass Heartwork
Carnage Dark Recollections
Cattle Decapitation Monolith of Inhumanity
What an ugly piece of shit album this is. For sure one of the best relases within modern deathgrind. I have never been a huge fan of Cattle Decapitation and I probably never will but this is where it's at. Disgusting and very artsy at the same time. Aborted finally has a worthy opponent.
Children of Bodom Halo of Blood
pls someone make this band create good music again
Cynic Traced in Air
It's almost impossible to dislike this album...
Cynic Focus
Darkthrone A Blaze in the Northern Sky
Dead Congregation Promulgation of the Fall
Death metal to the max
Deafheaven Sunbather
Death Human
Death Individual Thought Patterns
Death The Sound of Perseverance
DeathevokatioN The Chalice Of Ages
Deathspell Omega Paracletus
Deathspell Omega Si Monumentum Requires Circumspice
Deathspell Omega Fas - Ite, Maledicti, In Ignem Aeternum
Decapitated Winds of Creation
Decapitated Nihility
Deluhi Vandalism
Demetori Sendaisoushi ~ Offering to The Sukhavati
Demetori Begierde Des Zauberer
Demetori Manenjushaka ~ Nada Upasana Pundarika
Demetori Le Grimoire De Reve
Devin Townsend Terria
Devin Townsend Project Addicted
Diabolical Masquerade Nightwork
Dimmu Borgir Enthrone Darkness Triumphant
Dir En Grey Arche
Dir En Grey Uroboros
Disarmonia Mundi Fragments Of D-Generation
Disillusion Back to Times of Splendor
Dismember Like an Ever Flowing Stream
Dissection Storm of the Light's Bane
Dragonland Astronomy
Edge of Sanity Crimson II
Edge of Sanity Crimson
Embraced Amorous Anathema
Ensiferum Ensiferum
Enslaved Axioma Ethica Odini
Enslaved Below the Lights
Enslaved Isa
Enslaved In Times
Envy All the Footprints You've Ever Left...
Equilibrium Sagas
Fallujah The Harvest Wombs
Fallujah Nomadic
Fallujah The Flesh Prevails
Fear Factory Demanufacture
Forefather Steadfast
Front Line Assembly Tactical Neural Implant
Galneryus Advance To The Fall
Galneryus Phoenix Rising
Galneryus Beyond the End of Despair...
Garden of Shadows Oracle Moon
Gojira From Mars to Sirius
Gorguts The Erosion of Sanity
GridLink Longhena
Hacksaw to the Throat Wastelands
Hayaino Daisuki The Invincible Gate Mind of the Infernal Fire Hell
Howard Shore The Return of the King
Hypocrisy Hypocrisy
Hypocrisy Abducted
Hypocrisy The Final Chapter
IDYLLS Prayer for Terrene
Immolation Unholy Cult
Immolation Majesty and Decay
Immolation Dawn of Possession
Immolation Here in After
Immortal Sons of Northern Darkness
Immortal At the Heart of Winter
Imperial Circus Dead Decadence Kurooshiku Saita Seisan Na Mukuro Wa Kanaderu-
In Flames The Jester Race
In Flames Colony
In Flames Whoracle
In Mourning Shrouded Divine
Incantation Diabolical Conquest
Incantation Onward to Golgotha
Insomnium Since the Day It All Came Down
Jeremy Soule Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Soundtrack
Kalmah The Black Waltz
Kalmah Swamplord
Kalmah They Will Return
Kamelot The Black Halo
Kamijo Symphony of the Vampire
Rating something that is instrumentally excellent low because of the theme is ugh dumb.
Katatonia The Great Cold Distance
Katatonia Brave Murder Day
Katatonia Viva Emptiness
Koji Kondo The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker OST
Koji Kondo Super Mario World
Koji Kondo The Legend of Zelda 25th Anniversary Symphony
Kvelertak Kvelertak
Leprous Bilateral
Leprous Tall Poppy Syndrome
Light Bringer Midnight Circus
Light Bringer Scenes of Infinity
Ling Tosite Sigure i'mperfect
Ling Tosite Sigure still a Sigure virgin?
Lost Horizon A Flame To The Ground Beneath
Luna Sea Mother
Mass of the Fermenting Dregs Mass of the Fermenting Dregs
Megadeth Rust in Peace
Melechesh Emissaries
Melt-Banana Fetch
Metallica Master of Puppets
Midori Aratame Hajime Mashite Midori Desu
Mithotyn Gathered Around the Oaken Table
Moonsorrow V: Havitetty
Moonsorrow Tulimyrsky
Moonsorrow Voimasta Ja Kunniasta
Morbid Angel Altars of Madness
Morbus Chron Sweven
Mork Gryning Tusen Ar Har Gatt
Mork Gryning Maelstrom Chaos
Nobuo Uematsu Final Fantasy VI: Original Soundtrack
Nokturnal Mortum The Voice of Steel
Obliteration Black Death Horizon
Omnium Gatherum New World Shadows
Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse
Opeth Ghost Reveries
Perfume JPN
Perfume LEVEL3
Perfume Perfume 4th Tour in Dome "LEVEL3"
Persefone Core
Pestilence Consuming Impulse
Pig Destroyer Prowler in the Yard
Rips and tears hard
Psycroptic The Scepter of the Ancients
Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine
Rammstein Mutter
Revocation Deathless
Rotting Christ Theogonia
Rotting Christ Kata Ton Demona Eaftou
Saor Aura
Satyricon Nemesis Divina
Scar Symmetry Symmetric in Design
Scar Symmetry Pitch Black Progress
Scar Symmetry The Singularity - Phase I: Neohumanity
School Food Punishment Air Feel, Color Swim
Seventh Wonder The Great Escape
Shiina Ringo Shouso Strip
Shiina Ringo Kalk Samen Kuri no Hana
Sigh Imaginary Sonicscape
Soilwork The Chainheart Machine
Soilwork A Predator's Portrait
Soilwork The Living Infinite
Sonata Arctica Reckoning Night
Soundtrack (Video Game) Metroid Prime and Fusion
Steven Wilson The Raven That Refused to Sing
Strapping Young Lad Alien
Stratovarius Nemesis
Streetlight Manifesto Everything Goes Numb
Streetlight Manifesto Somewhere in the Between
Suffocation Pierced from Within
Suffocation Human Waste
Summoning Oath Bound
Summoning Stronghold
Supercell Today is a Beautiful Day
Symphony X The Divine Wings of Tragedy
Symphony X V: The New Mythology Suite
The Black Dahlia Murder Nocturnal
The Devin Townsend Band Accelerated Evolution
Theocracy Mirror Of Souls
Theory In Practice The Armageddon Theories
Tiamat Wildhoney
TK From Ling Tosite Sigure Flowering
TK From Ling Tosite Sigure Fantastic Magic
Torchbearer Death Meditations
Ulcerate Everything Is Fire
Whispered Shogunate Macabre
Windir 1184
Windir Likferd
Wormrot Abuse
Wuthering Heights Far from the Madding Crowd
Wuthering Heights The Shadow Cabinet

4.0 excellent
9mm Parabellum Bullet Movement
Aborted The Archaic Abattoir
Aborted Global Flatline
Aborted The Necrotic Manifesto
Agalloch The Mantle
Agalloch Pale Folklore
Allegaeon Fragments Of Form And Function
Allegaeon Allegaeon
Allegaeon Elements of the Infinite
Allegiance (SWE) Hymn Till Hangagud
Amon Amarth With Oden on Our Side
Amorphis Eclipse
Amorphis The Beginning of Times
Amorphis Elegy
An Isle Ate Her Phrenia
Anaal Nathrakh In the Constellation of the Black Widow
Anaal Nathrakh Vanitas
Awesome for sure. Waaaaay better than Passion and a bit better than ITCOTBW in my opinion.
Ancient Bards The Alliance of the Kings
Angra Aurora Consurgens
Angra Rebirth
Angra Angels Cry
Angra Holy Land
Animals As Leaders The Joy of Motion
Anomalous Ohmnivalent
Aquilus Griseus
Arghoslent Hornets of the Pogrom
Aspherium The Fall of Therenia
At the Gates The Red in the Sky Is Ours
Augury Fragmentary Evidence
August Burns Red Constellations
Autumn Leaves As Night Conquers Day
Avantasia The Mystery Of Time
Avantasia The Metal Opera
Ayreon The Universal Migrator, Pts 1-2
Ayreon The Theory of Everything
Ayreon 01011001
Barren Earth Curse of the Red River
Behemoth Demigod
Behemoth The Satanist
Benighted Icon
Between the Buried and Me The Parallax II: Future Sequence
Beyond Creation The Aura
Beyond Creation Earthborn Evolution
Blind Guardian Tales from the Twilight World
Blind Guardian At the Edge of Time
Blind Guardian Beyond the Red Mirror
Bloodbath Nightmares Made Flesh
Bloodbath Breeding Death
Bloodbath Unblessing the Purity
Bloodbath Grand Morbid Funeral
Blotted Science The Machinations of Dementia
Blur The Best Of
Bolt Thrower The IVth Crusade
Brutality Screams of Anguish
Burzum Filosofem
Caladan Brood Echoes Of Battle
Cannibal Corpse Tomb of the Mutilated
Cannibal Corpse Kill
Cannibal Corpse Bloodthirst
Cannibal Corpse A Skeletal Domain
Capsule (JPN) Sugarless GiRL
Carach Angren Where the Corpses Sink Forever
Carach Angren Lammendam
Carcass Surgical Steel
Absolutely on par with their best. Just extremely solid overall. The last song is amazing.
Carcass Symphonies of Sickness
Cephalic Carnage Anomalies
Cerekloth In the Midst of Life We Are In Death
Children of Bodom Something Wild
Children of Bodom Are You Dead Yet?
Children of Bodom Chaos Ridden Years - Stockholm Knockout
Children of Bodom Tokyo Warhearts
Christian Muenzner Timewarp
Chthonic Bu-Tik
Chthonic Takasago Army
Chthonic Seediq Bale
Circus Maximus The 1st Chapter
Circus Maximus Isolate
Converge Axe to Fall
Cryptopsy Blasphemy Made Flesh
Cut Copy In Ghost Colours
Cyclamen Senjyu
Cyclamen Ashura
Cynic Carbon-Based Anatomy
Cynic The Portal Tapes
Dark Lunacy The Diarist
Dark Tranquillity The Gallery
De Lirium's Order Veniversum
Deathspell Omega Mass Grave Aesthetics
Deathspell Omega Kenose
Decaying Purity Malignant Resurrection of The Fallen Souls
Deeds of Flesh Mark of the Legion
Defeated Sanity Chapters of Repugnance
Defeated Sanity Passages Into Deformity
Deicide The Stench of Redemption
Demetori Sinen ni Nozomu ga Gotoshi
Devin Townsend Project Z2
Devin Townsend Project Deconstruction
Dimmu Borgir Spiritual Black Dimensions
Dimmu Borgir Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia
Dimmu Borgir Death Cult Armageddon
Dir En Grey Rinkaku
Dir En Grey The Unraveling
Dir En Grey Kisou
Dir En Grey Vulgar
Dir En Grey Withering to Death
Dir En Grey The Marrow of a Bone
Disarmonia Mundi The Isolation Game
Disarmonia Mundi Mind Tricks
Disgorge Consume the Forsaken
Dominia Divine Revolution
Dragonland Starfall
Dream Theater Images and Words
Edge of Sanity Purgatory Afterglow
Edge of Sanity When All Is Said
Enshine Origin
Ensiferum Iron
Ensiferum Victory Songs
Ensiferum From Afar
Enslaved Frost
Enslaved Vikingligr Veldi
Enslaved RIITIIR
Enslaved Ruun
Entombed Clandestine
Epica The Quantum Enigma
Equilibrium Erdentempel
Eternal Tears of Sorrow A Virgin and A Whore
Eufonius Sigma
Eufonius Bezel
Exhumed Necrocracy
Exivious Exivious
Falconer Falconer
Fear Factory Mechanize
Finntroll Jaktens Tid
Finsterforst Rastlos
Def worth a 4+ but still not as strong as the best moonsorrow
Followbane Dead Fantasia
Forefather Ours is the Kingdom
Front Line Assembly Millennium
Gadget The Funeral March
Dang it, Galneryus. How dare you produce an album that's "only" a 4?
Galneryus One For All - All For One
Galneryus Reincarnation
Galneryus The Flag Of Punishment
Galneryus The IronHearted Flag, Vol. 1: Regeneration Side
Galneryus The IronHearted Flag, Vol. 2: Reformation Side
This is pretty much as good as a self-cover album gets but I can't rate it higher than a 4 for principle reasons.
Galneryus 絆 - Fist of the Blue Sky
Garnidelia Linkage Ring
Gates Of Ishtar A Bloodred Path
Genghis Tron Board Up the House
Giga P No title -
Godgory Way Beyond
Gojira L'Enfant Sauvage
Gorguts Obscura
Gorguts From Wisdom to Hate
Gorguts Colored Sands
Gorod A Perfect Absolution
Gorod Process of a New Decline
GridLink Amber Gray
GridLink Orphan
Haggard And Thou Shalt Trust The Seer
Haken Aquarius
Haku Simulated Reality
Haku Symbiosis
Hate Awakening the Liar
Hayaino Daisuki Headbanger's Karaoke Club Dangerous Fire
Heavenly Virus
Hello Sleepwalkers Masked Monkey Awakening
Ridiculously entertaining
Helloween Keeper of the Seven Keys Part I
Hieronymus Bosch Equivoke
Hiroyuki Sawano Shingeki no Kyojin Original Soundtrack
Hour of Penance Paradogma
Hour of Penance Sedition
Hour of Penance The Vile Conception
Hypocrisy Virus
Hypocrisy A Taste of Extreme Divinity
I Chaos The Human Repellent
Ifing Against This Weald
Illogicist The Unconsciousness of Living
Go check this album out! It's really awesome. Probably one of the best "wannabe Death" bands out there.
Immolation Failures for Gods
Impaled The Last Gasp
In Flames Subterranean
In Mourning The Weight of Oceans
In Vain Aenigma
Inferi The Path of Apotheosis
Inquisition Obscure Verses for the Multiverse
Inquisition Ominous Doctrines of the Perpetual Mystical...
Insomnium In the Halls of Awaiting
Intestine Baalism Ultimate Instinct
Jethro Tull Aqualung
Jethro Tull Songs from the Wood
Job for a Cowboy Gloom
Justice Cross
Kalisia Cybion
Kalmah 12 Gauge
Kalmah For The Revolution
Katalepsy Autopsychosis
Keldian Outbound
Keldian Journey of Souls
Klaus Badelt Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
Koji Kondo The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time OST
Koji Kondo The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask OST
Koji Kondo Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
Kreator Phantom Antichrist
Kurogane Lab Lightning Mirage II
A lot more aggressive than other Doujin Touhou metal bands, like for example Demetori. Kurogane Lab together with Demetori might actually be the best Doujin Touhou metal bands out there and there are like a million so kodus.
Kurogane Lab Lightning Mirage
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Pamyu Pamyu Revolution
Leprous Coal
Light Bringer Genesis
Ling Tosite Sigure #4
Ling Tosite Sigure Feeling Your UFO
Ling Tosite Sigure Telecastic fake show
Liquid Tension Experiment Liquid Tension Experiment
Lost Soul Immerse in Infinity
Majestic Trinity Overture
Great power metal but rips Symphony X so hard
Martyr Feeding the Abscess
Martyr Warp Zone
Massacre From Beyond
Masterplan Aeronautics
Masterplan Masterplan
Mastodon Once More 'Round the Sun
Melt-Banana Cell-Scape
Mercenary Through Our Darkest Days
Mercenary 11 Dreams
Mercenary The Hours That Remain
Meshuggah Destroy Erase Improve
Meshuggah Catch Thirtythree
Mirrorthrone Carriers of Dust
Miseration Your Demons ~ Their Angels
Mnemic Sons Of The System
Mnemic Mnemesis
Momoiro Clover Z 5th Dimension
Mononofu Light of Sunset Seen From Kozuki Castle
Moonsorrow Tämä Ikuinen Talvi
Moonsorrow Varjoina Kuljemme Kuolleiden Maassa
Moonsorrow Suden Uni
Mors Principium Est ...And Death Said Live
MUCC Zekuu
MUCC Kuchiki no Tou
Mutyumu Ilya
Napalm Death Apex Predator - Easy Meat
Nasum Helvete
Nasum Human 2.0
Nasum Inhale/Exhale
Nasum Shift
Near Death Condition Evolving Towards Extinction
Nightbringer Ego Dominus Tuus
Nightwish Once
Nightwish Oceanborn
Nile At the Gate of Sethu
Nobuo Uematsu Final Fantasy II: Original Soundtrack
Nobuo Uematsu Final Fantasy IV: Original Soundtrack
Nobuo Uematsu Final Fantasy VI: Grand Finale
Nocturnus The Key
Number Girl Num-Ami-Dabutz
Obliteration Nekropsalms
Obscura Cosmogenesis
Obscura Omnivium
Omnium Gatherum Beyond
Onmyouza Garyou Tensei
Onmyouza Kishi Bojin
Opeth Still Life
Opeth Damnation
Origin Omnipresent
Pathfinder Fifth Element
Perfume Live @ Toyko Dome 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
Perfume Perfume Global Compilation: Love the World
Perfume GAME
Perfume Spending All My Time
Persefone Shin-Ken
Persefone Spiritual Migration
Perturbator Dangerous Days
Pester the Pure Pester the Pure
Really cool deathgrind with well-done and "not extremely silly and over the top dumb" brutality.
Pestilence Mallevs Maleficarvm
Progenie Terrestre Pura U.M.A.
Protector A Shedding of Skin
Pyramaze Melancholy Beast
Quest of Aidance Misanthropic Propaganda
Quo Vadis Defiant Imagination
Rammstein Sehnsucht
Rammstein Herzeleid
Rammstein Reise, Reise
Rhapsody of Fire Symphony of Enchanted Lands
Rhapsody of Fire Power of the Dragonflame
Rotting Christ Aealo
Rotting Christ A Dead Poem
Rotting Christ Triarchy of The Lost Lovers
Sacramentum Far Away from the Sun
Samael Passage
Sarpanitum Blessed Be My Brothers
Satariel White Ink: Chapter One
Scar Symmetry The Unseen Empire
Scarve Luminiferous
Scarve Irradiant
School Food Punishment Riff Rain
School Food Punishment amp-reflection
School Food Punishment Prog-Roid
Sectu Nefarious
Sentenced The Cold White Light
Sentenced Down
Sentenced Amok
Sentenced Frozen
Septicflesh The Great Mass
Seventh Wonder Mercy Falls
Shade Empire Omega Arcane
Shadow Gallery Tyranny
Shai Hulud Reach Beyond the Sun
She Coloris
Shinsei Kamattechan Eiyu Syndrome
Shugo Tokumaru In Focus?
Sieged Mind Eternal...
Skyfire Spectral
Skyfire Mind Revolution
Skywings Grace Grade
Soilwork Natural Born Chaos
Solerrain Fighting the Illusions
Sonata Arctica Ecliptica
Sonata Arctica Winterheart's Guild
Sonata Arctica Silence
Sophicide Perdition of the Sublime
Sotaisei Riron Hi-Fi Shinsho
Soutaiseiriron Synchroniciteen
Soutaiseiriron Hi-Fi Anatomia
Strapping Young Lad The New Black
Strapping Young Lad Strapping Young Lad
Stratovarius Visions
Streetlight Manifesto The Hands That Thieve
Suffocation Effigy of the Forgotten
Summoning Old Mornings Dawn
Summoning Let Mortal Heroes Sing Your Fame
Summoning Dol Guldur
Sunless Rise Promo
Symphony X Twilight in Olympus
Symphony X Iconoclast
Symphony X Paradise Lost
Symphony X The Odyssey
Terrorizer World Downfall
The Arcane Order The Machinery of Oblivion
The Arcane Order In The Wake of Collisions
The Black Dahlia Murder Ritual
The Black Dahlia Murder Everblack
The Devil Wears Prada Zombie
The Kovenant Nexus Polaris
The Last Successor The Last Successor
The Monolith Deathcult Triumvirate
The Red Chord Fed Through the Teeth Machine
Theocracy As The World Bleeds
Theory In Practice Colonizing The Sun
Theory In Practice Third Eye Function
Thousand Leaves Lunatic Dawn
Thousand Leaves Black Cloak Skeleton
Thousand Leaves Immortal Vengeance
Thousand Leaves End of Endless Night
Thousand Leaves Dead Night Blind
Thrice The Artist in the Ambulance
Thyrfing Vansinnesvisor
Thyrfing Valdr Galga
Time Requiem Time Requiem
Timeless Miracle Into the Enchanted Chamber
TK From Ling Tosite Sigure contrast
Torchbearer Warnaments
Tricot The
Troldhaugen Obzkure Anekdotez For Maniakal Massez
Ulcerate The Destroyers of All
Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler
Unleashed Where No Life Dwells
Unmoored Indefinite Soul-extension
Vali Skogslandskap
Vektor Outer Isolation
Versailles Noble
Vital Remains Dechristianize
Watain Sworn to The Dark
While Heaven Wept Vast Oceans Lachrymose
Whispered Thousand Swords
Windir Arntor
Windir Soknardalr
Wintersun Wintersun
Witherscape The Inheritance
Wodensthrone Curse
Wormrot Dirge
Wormrot Noise
Wuthering Heights Salt

3.5 great
9mm Parabellum Bullet Gjallarhorn
9mm Parabellum Bullet Phantomime
9mm Parabellum Bullet Revolutionary
9mm Parabellum Bullet Vampire
9mm Parabellum Bullet Discommunication e.p.
Abominable Putridity The Anomalies of Artificial Origin
Aborted Strychnine.213
Aborted Coronary Reconstruction
After the Burial Rareform (Re-release)
Agalloch The Serpent and the Sphere
Alestorm Captain Morgan's Revenge
Alestorm Sunset on the Golden Age
Alhambra Siegfried
Alkaloid The Malkuth Grimoire
A very solid progressive/technical death metal release. They advertise themselves as the world's most extreme prog metal band, which isn't true. They are hardly re-inventing the genre either but this still has a lot of cool moments. This should have been better considering the line-up but w/e. Really enjoyable.
Allegaeon Formshifter
Amon Amarth Twilight of the Thunder God
Amorphis Tuonela
Anata Dreams of Death and Dismay
Andromeda Extension of the Wish - The Final Extension
A really good remake. Some songs are fantastic with the new singer but a few songs are not as good (especially the faster songs).
Andromeda II=I
Andromeda Extension of the Wish
Angra Fireworks
Angra Aqua
Arsis Unwelcome
Artificial Brain Labyrinth Constellation
As I Lay Dying Shadows Are Security
As I Lay Dying The Powerless Rise
At the Gates At War with Reality
Betraying the Martyrs The Hurt, the Divine, the Light
Blind Guardian Follow the Blind
Blinded Colony Bedtime Prayers
Blood Stain Child Last Stardust
Bloodbath Resurrection Through Carnage
Blut Aus Nord 777 - Sect(s)
Blut Aus Nord 777 - Cosmosophy
Cannibal Corpse Vile
Cannibal Corpse Gallery of Suicide
Capsule (JPN) L.D.K. Lounge Designers Killer
Carcass Swansong
Carnifex Until I Feel Nothing
Carnifex Die Without Hope
I'm not a Carnifex fan but holy shit that album cover is cool
Cattle Decapitation The Harvest Floor
Centinex Decadence - Prophecies of Cosmic Chaos
Centurian Contra Rationem
Cephalic Carnage Misled by Certainty
Chastisement Alleviation Of Pain
Children of Bodom Relentless Reckless Forever
Children of Bodom Trashed, Lost & Strungout
Circus Maximus Nine
Colosso Abrasive Peace
Conquering Dystopia Conquering Dystopia
Corpsessed Abysmal Thresholds
Crimson Shadows Kings Among Men
Cryptopsy Once Was Not
Cynic Kindly Bent to Free Us
Daemonicus Deadwork
Dagoba Face the Colossus
Dagoba Post Mortem Nihil Est
Dark Funeral Angelus Exuro pro Eternus
Dark Tranquillity Character
Dark Tranquillity Fiction
Darkthrone The Underground Resistance
Deals Death Internal Demons
Decapitated Organic Hallucinosis
Deicide To Hell With God
Demetori Higanbana Hafuri - The View of Spiral Riverside
Demetori Shout at the Devil
Destinity XI Reasons To See
Devin Townsend Project Epicloud
Dismember Massive Killing Capacity
Divinity The Singularity
Divinity Allegory
Dream Theater Octavarium
Dreamtale Epsilon
Dying Fetus Reign Supreme
Dyscarnate And So It Came To Pass
Edge of Sanity The Spectral Sorrows
Ensiferum One Man Army
Enslaved Blodhemn
Equilibrium Rekreatur
Eternal Tears of Sorrow Before the Bleeding Sun
Eternal Tears of Sorrow Chaotic Beauty
Eternal Tears of Sorrow Saivon Lapsi
Euphoreon Euphoreon
Eyeconoclast Drones of the Awakening
Facebreaker Dedicated to the Flesh
Fear Factory The Industrialist
Feared Furor Incarnatus
Finntroll Nifelvind
Finntroll Midnattens Widunder
Forgetting The Memories Moments
Forgetting The Memories Separate By Time
Entertaining Swedish metalcore.
Gardenian Soulburner
Ghost B.C. Opus Eponymous
Ghost B.C. Infestissumam
Ghost Brigade Until Fear No Longer Defines Us
Gojira Possessed
Hate Eternal I, Monarch
Havukruunu Usvakuningas
Hello Sleepwalkers Liquid Soul and Solid Blood
Henker Slave Of My Art
Hypocrisy The Arrival
Hypocrisy The Fourth Dimension
Hypocrisy End of Disclosure
I Am Abomination To Our Forefathers
I Am Abomination Let The Future Tell The Truth
I Shall Move the Earth Blueprints MMXIII
wow! did you say Dimmu Borgir ripoff? well I'm sold
Immolation Kingdom of Conspiracy
Immolation Shadows in the Light
Immolation Harnessing Ruin
Imperanon Stained
Impiety The Impious Crusade
In Flames Come Clarity
Inanimate Existence A Never-Ending Cycle of Atonement
Incantation Vanquish in Vengeance
Incantation Dirges of Elysium
Insomnium Across the Dark
Insomnium Shadows of the Dying Sun
Insomnium One for Sorrow
Job for a Cowboy Demonocracy
Kalmah Seventh Swamphony
Kalter Spiritual Angel
Kamelot Silverthorn
Kamijo Heart
Kamomekamome Happy Rebirthday to You
Katana Heads Will Roll
Koji Kondo Super Mario Bros.
Koji Kondo The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess OST
Korn Take a Look in the Mirror
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Nandacollection
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Pikapika Fantajin
Lantlos Melting Sun
Ling Tosite Sigure Enigmatic Feeling
Lvcifyre Svn Eater
Matenrou Opera Kassai to Gekijo no Gloria
Melt-Banana Bambi's Dilemma
Mercenary Architect of Lies
Miseration The Mirroring Shadow
Miseration Tragedy Has Spoken
Mnemic Passenger
Mnemic The Audio Injected Soul
Mnemic Mechanical Spin Phenomena
Mork Gryning Mörk Gryning
Mork Gryning Pieces of Primal Expressionism
MUCC Shangri-La
Murder Construct Results
myGRAIN Signs Of Existence
Nails Abandon All Life
Napalm Death Smear Campaign
Ne Obliviscaris Citadel
Necrophagist Epitaph
Necrophobic The Third Antichrist
Nightingale The Breathing Shadow
Nightrage Insidious
Nightshade Wielding The Scythe
Nobuo Uematsu Final Fantasy: Original Soundtrack
Nobuo Uematsu Final Fantasy V: Original Soundtrack
Norther Death Unlimited
Noumena Anatomy of Life
Obscura Illegimitation
Off Minor Some Blood
Omnium Gatherum The Redshift
Opeth Pale Communion
Origin Entity
Pagan's Mind Heavenly Ecstasy
Pagan's Mind Enigmatic: Calling
Pathfinder Beyond the Space, Beyond the Time
Perfume Love the World
Perfume Dream Fighter
Perfume Magic of Love
Perfume One Room Disco
Perfume Nee
Perfume Spring of Life
Pharaoh The Longest Night
Pharaoh Be Gone
Power Quest Master Of Illusion
Pseudogod Deathwomb Catechesis
Psycroptic The Inherited Repression
Rammstein Rosenrot
Reciprocal Reciprocal
Revocation Chaos of Forms
Rhapsody of Fire Symphony of Enchanted Lands II
Rotting Christ Sleep of the Angels
Samael Solar Soul
Samael Reign Of Light
Sarpanitum Fidelium
Savant Vario
Scar Symmetry Dark Matter Dimensions
Scarve The Undercurrent
School Food Punishment school food is good food
Sectu Gerra
Septicflesh Titan
Seventh Wonder Waiting in the Wings
Shadow Gallery Legacy
Shadow Gallery Room V
Shadow Gallery Digital Ghosts
Shadow of the Colossus Shadow of the Colossus
Shadow of the Colossus END GAME
melodic deathcore
Shattered Skies Reanimation
She chiptek
She Orion
She Electric Girl
Sigh Hangman's Hymn
Sigh Gallows Gallery
Sigh Scenes from Hell
Sinister The Carnage Ending
Skyfire Esoteric
Skyfire Timeless Departure
Skywings The Advent Melody
Slipknot Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses)
Slipknot Iowa
Soilwork Steelbath Suicide
Soilwork The Panic Broadcast
Soilwork Beyond the Infinite
Solution .45 For Aeons Past
Sonata Arctica Pariah's Child
Soreption Engineering The Void
Spawn of Possession Incurso
StormLord Mare Nostrum
Strapping Young Lad Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing
Stratovarius Polaris
Stratovarius Elysium
Submission Code Of Conspiracy
Sweet modern melodic death metal with touches of this and that.
Sulphur Aeon Swallowed By The Ocean's Tide
Sybreed God Is an Automaton
Sylosis Conclusion of an Age
Symphony X The Damnation Game
The Arcane Order Promo 2014
The End of All Reason Artifacts
The Faceless Akeldama
The Faceless Planetary Duality
The Faceless Autotheism
I can't fit a Brendan Schroer in my tire. I...I just can't.
The Fall of Troy Doppelganger
The Few Against Many Sot
The Hiatus A World of Pandemonium
The Interbeing Edge of the Obscure
The Project Hate MCMXCIX The Lustrate Process
The Ruins Of Beverast Unlock the Shrine
Thousand Leaves Blood and Tears
Thousand Leaves God Forsaken
Thousand Leaves Twilight Symphony
Thrice Vheissu
Thy Art Is Murder Infinite Death
Thy Art Is Murder Hate
Tormention Hunger For Flesh
Trvth Proverbial
Burning Slaves is still a pretty fucking good track.
Turisas The Varangian Way
Vandroya One
Versailles Holy Grail
Versailles Jubilee
Vesania Distractive Killusions
Wintersun Time I
Zonaria Infamy And The Breed
Zonaria The Cancer Empire

3.0 good
9mm Parabellum Bullet The World e.p.
A Band Of Orcs Adding Heads to the Pile
"The scum tried to knife me, kill him!" - Shagrat
Aborted The Purity of Perversion
All Shall Perish The Price of Existence
Amaranthe Amaranthe
Amaranthe The Nexus
Amorphis Far from the Sun
Amorphis Am Universum
Anaal Nathrakh Passion
Andromeda Manifest Tyranny
As I Lay Dying Awakened
Assemble The Chariots The Sulphur Voids
Behemoth ....From the Pagan Vastelands
Behold... The Arctopus Skullgrid
Bionic Origin Bionic State
Blind Guardian Battalions of Fear
Blut Aus Nord 777 - The Desanctification
Born of Osiris The Discovery
Born of Osiris Tomorrow We Die Alive
Cannibal Corpse Gore Obsessed
Capsule (JPN) World of Fantasy
Capsule (JPN) Stereo Worxxx
Capsule (JPN) Player
Cattle Decapitation To Serve Man
Children of Bodom Blooddrunk
Cipher System Communicate The Storms
Cryptopsy Cryptopsy
Cynic '88 Demo
D Creation Silent Echoes
Dark Funeral Attera Totus Sanctus
Dark Tranquillity Zero Distance
Dark Tranquillity We Are the Void
DragonForce Maximum Overload
Earache Records The World's Shortest Album
Edge of Sanity Cryptic
Ensiferum Dragonheads
Ensiferum Unsung Heroes
Enslaved Thorn
Finntroll Blodsvept
Fleshgod Apocalypse Agony
Hypocrisy Into the Abyss
In Flames Reroute to Remain
In Flames Sounds of a Playground Fading
Ingested Revered by No One, Feared by All
Insomnium Ephemeral
Job for a Cowboy Genesis
Job for a Cowboy Doom
Kadenzza The Second Renaissance
Korn Untouchables
Korn See You on the Other Side
Kraanium Post Mortal Coital Fixation
lynch. Gallows
Make Them Suffer Neverbloom
Mercenary Metamorphosis
Miss May I Apologies Are for the Weak
Moonsorrow Metsä
Mors Principium Est Liberation = Termination
MUCC The End of the World
myGRAIN Orbit Dance
Naildown Dreamcrusher
Nobuo Uematsu Final Fantasy III: Original Soundtrack
Norther N
Norther Till Death Unites Us
Norther Circle Regenerated
Obscura Retribution
One Way Mirror Destructive by Nature
Perfume Cling Cling
Perfume Mirai no Museum
Perfume Sweet Refrain
Perfume Fushizen na Girl / Natural ni Koishite
Perfume Voice
Perfume Spice
Periphery Juggernaut: Alpha
Periphery Juggernaut: Omega
Rise To Fall Defying The Gods
Rise To Fall Restore The Balance
Rotting Christ Sanctus Diavolos
Rotting Christ Genesis
Rotting Christ Khronos
Samael Lux Mundi
Satyricon The Age Of Nero
Scarve Translucence
Shaded Enmity Forsaken and Forgotten
Soilwork Stabbing the Drama
Soilwork Figure Number Five
Sonata Arctica The Days of Grays
Starbomb Starbomb
Static-X Shadow Zone
Svartsot Ravnenes Saga
System Divide The Collapse
The Duskfall Lifetime Supply of Guilt
The Project Hate MCMXCIX The Cadaverous Retaliation Agenda
Thousand Leaves Gods
Thy Art Is Murder The Adversary
Universum Mortuus Machina
Upon a Burning Body The World Is Ours
Whitechapel Our Endless War
Within the Ruins Invade
Within the Ruins Omen

2.5 average
Arch Enemy Doomsday Machine
AxeWound Vultures
Biomechanical Cannibalised
Black Crown Initiate Song of the Crippled Bull
Bring Me the Horizon There Is a Hell, Believe Me I've Seen It
Bullet for My Valentine Scream, Aim, Fire
Chelsea Grin My Damnation
Children of Bodom Holiday At Lake Bodom (15 Years Of Wasted Youth)
Children of Bodom Skeletons In The Closet
Circle Takes the Square As the Roots Undo
Cryptopsy The Unspoken King
Dark Age Minus Exitus
Dethklok Dethalbum II
Dethklok Dethalbum III
Drakum Around The Oak
Eviscerectomy Jaws Lacerate Bodies
The sample on Jaws Lacerate Bodies is actually kinda sick
Giga P No title+
In Flames A Sense of Purpose
In Flames Soundtrack to Your Escape
Korn Korn III: Remember Who You Are
Lorna Shore Maleficium
Massacre Promise
Mors Principium Est The Unborn
Northlane Discoveries
Order of Ennead An Examination of Being
Rings of Saturn Dingir
Rings of Saturn Embryonic Anomaly
Scarve Six Tears Of Sorrow
Short Bus Pile Up Repulsive Display of Human Upholstery
Slipknot All Hope Is Gone
Soilwork Sworn to a Great Divide
Soilwork The Early Chapters
Solar Dawn Equinoctium
Sonic Syndicate Love and Other Disasters
Sonic Syndicate Only Inhuman
Suicide Silence No Time to Bleed
Suicide Silence You Can't Stop Me
The Contortionist Exoplanet
The Project Hate MCMXCIX Cybersonic Superchrist
The Unguided Hell Frost
The Unguided Nightmareland
Thousand Leaves Daydream
Trivium In Waves
Unmoored Kingdoms Of Greed
Unmoored Cimmerian
Vildhjarta Masstaden
Vildhjarta Omnislash
Wormed Exodromos

2.0 poor
Asking Alexandria Stand Up and Scream
Attack Attack! (US) Attack Attack!
Avenged Sevenfold Nightmare
Black Tongue Born Hanged
Bring Me the Horizon Suicide Season
Bullet for My Valentine Fever
Divine Heresy Bringer of Plagues
Divine Heresy Bleed the Fifth
Fallen Angels Fall from Heaven
Five Finger Death Punch American Capitalist
Five Finger Death Punch War Is the Answer
In Flames Siren Charms
"Anders' voice is beautiful... fuck all the haters!" That is not even the biggest problem imo. All the songs are just boring as fuck instrumentally. Where are all the damn riffs? That's what I wanna know.
Iwrestledabearonce It's All Happening
Korpiklaani Karkelo
Metallica Death Magnetic
Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus
Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus - The Remixes
Nightwish Imaginaerum
Oceano Depths
Raubtier Skriet Från Vildmarken
Raubtier Det Finns Bara Krig
Sonic Syndicate We Rule the Night
Soulfly Omen
Suicide Silence The Black Crown
The Acacia Strain Wormwood
Thirty Seconds to Mars This Is War
Thousand Leaves LED

1.5 very poor
Asking Alexandria Reckless and Relentless
Attila About That Life
Bullet for My Valentine Temper Temper
Capture the Crown Til Death
Emmure Speaker of the Dead
Escape the Fate Escape the Fate
Kitty Ha Ha, I'm Sorry
Korn The Path of Totality
Korpiklaani Manala
Quality over quantity is our lesson here. So many riffs on this album just suck.
Woe, Is Me Genesi[s]

1.0 awful
Big Sean Finally Famous: The Album
brokeNCYDE I'm Not a Fan, but the Kids Like It!
Enmity Illuminations of Vile Engorgement
Eurobeat Brony Super Ponybeat Vol. 1
Lil Wayne Rebirth
Rihanna Unapologetic
Waking the Cadaver Beyond Cops, Beyond God

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