Goatlord
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Average Rating: 3.94
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5.0 classic
Arcwelder Pull
Bathory Blood Fire Death
Bathory Under the Sign of the Black Mark
Bitch Magnet Umber
Boredoms Pop Tatari
Boredoms Soul Discharge
Born Against The Rebel Sound of Shit and Failure
Born Against Nine Patriotic Hymns For Children
Brainiac Bonsai Superstar
Brainiac Hissing Prigs in Static Couture
Brutal Truth Need to Control
"Need To Control" is where Brutal Truth moved past the derivative grindcore of their first record (not that Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses isn't a great record) to something that was wholly original and unique to the genre. Five Fuckin' Stars...
Burzum Hvis Lyset Tar Oss
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Trout Mask Replica
Trout Mask Replica is like nourishing food for the ears; helps the brain grow big and strong.
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Doc at the Radar Station
A war is a pimple on the pope's pet dragon. bad vugum.
Cherubs Heroin Man
Codeine Frigid Stars
Codeine The White Birch
The perfect Winter band. Sublime, sad, and beautiful music.
Codeine Barely Real
Crass Stations of the Crass
Current 93 Thunder Perfect Mind
Drive Like Jehu Yank Crime
Earth Earth 2
Entombed Clandestine
Faith/Void Split
Fang Landshark/ Where the Wild Things Are
feedtime Shovel
Flipper Album – Generic Flipper
Flipper Public Flipper Limited: Live 1980-1985
Fugazi Red Medicine
Gaza No Absolutes in Human Suffering
Godflesh Streetcleaner
Easily one of the most nihilistic, life-denying albums I have ever heard.
Grave Into the Grave
Highly underrated Swedish death. Absolutely mandatory.
Harvey Milk My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment...
Harvey Milk Courtesy and Good Will Toward Men
Gut-wrenchingly heavy, both physically and emotionally.
HellHammer Demon Entrails
Proto Black Metal up your ass. This 50 characters per soundoff rule is bullshit.
His Hero Is Gone Monuments to Thieves
Hot Snakes Automatic Midnight
Hot Snakes Suicide Invoice
Immolation Close to a World Below
Immortal Pure Holocaust
Iron Lung Sexless // No Sex
Jawbreaker 24 Hour Revenge Therapy
Jawbreaker Bivouac
Joy Division Closer
Joy Division Unknown Pleasures
Killing Joke Whats THIS For...!
I prefer this album greatly to their classic self-titled debut. Much more sparse, but really fucking heavy.
Lungfish Pass and Stow
Lungfish Sound in Time
Lungfish Artificial Horizon
Melvins Bullhead
Melvins Lysol
Melvins Eggnog
Minutemen Double Nickels on the Dime
Morbid Angel Altars of Madness
Neurosis Through Silver in Blood
NoMeansNo Wrong
Oxbow An Evil Heat
This is THE Oxbow album in my opinion. Emotionally draining and absolutely terrifying. This one will have a permanent seat in my top five all timers.
Oxbow Let Me Be A Woman
Palace Music Viva Last Blues
Pere Ubu Dub Housing
Pig Destroyer Prowler in the Yard
Pig Destroyer Terrifyer
Repulsion Horrified
Saint Vitus Born Too Late
Scratch Acid Scratch Acid
Sleep Dopesmoker
Sleep Sleep's Holy Mountain
Smog A River Ain't Too Much Too Love
Smog Red Apple Falls
Swans Children of God
Swans Cop
The sheer monolithic heaviness of this beast of a record has been unparalleled since its release. Absolutely crushing.
Tar Jackson
The Clean Anthology
The Crucifucks The Crucifucks
The Crucifucks Wisconsin
The Crucifucks L.D. Eye
The Fall Hex Enduction Hour
The Jesus Lizard Goat
This is the definitive noise rock album; hell, this is the definitive 90s underground rock record, period. No one was as downright perverse and dirty as the Jesus Lizard in their prime. Fans of Converge need to get their hands on this fucker ASAP
Today Is the Day Willpower
U.S. Maple Long Hair in Three Stages
Unwound Repetition
Unwound The Future of What
Whitehouse Great White Death
Wipers Youth of America
Wipers Is This Real?
Wipers Over the Edge
Zeni Geva Desire For Agony
Zeni Geva Freedom Bondage

4.5 superb
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Frozen Corpse Stuffed With Dope
Bailter Space Robot World
Band of Susans Love Agenda
Bedhead WhatFunLifeWas
Big Black Songs About Fucking
Big Black Atomizer
Bitch Magnet Ben Hur
Anyone who likes Slint's "Spiderland" should check this offering from the mighty Bitch Magnet.
Black Flag Nervous Breakdown
Black Flag Jealous Again
Black Sabbath Master of Reality
Bolt Thrower The IVth Crusade
Brutal Truth Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses
Brutal Truth Sounds of the Animal Kingdom
Celtic Frost Morbid Tales
Celtic Frost To Mega Therion
Chavez Better Days Will Haunt You
Crossed Out 1990-1993
Cryptopsy None So Vile
Darkthrone Transilvanian Hunger
Death Grips Exmilitary
Death in June But, What Ends When the Symbols Shatter?
Discharge Hear Nothing See Nothing Say Nothing
Drive Like Jehu Drive Like Jehu
Entombed Left Hand Path
feedtime Feedtime
feedtime Cooper S
Flipper Gone Fishin'
Flipper Sex Bomb, Baby!
Fugazi End Hits
Fugazi The Argument
Fugazi In on the Kill Taker
Gaza I Don't Care Where I Go When I Die
Gore Mean Man's Dream
Great album by a criminally underrated and unrecognized band. This stuff seriously gives Gluey Porch Treatments era Melvins a run for their money.
Harvey Milk Special Wishes
Harvey Milk The Pleaser
Hot Snakes Audit in Progress
Karp Self Titled LP
Karp Action Chemistry
Khanate Things Viral
Lungfish Necrophones
Melvins Gluey Porch Treatments
Minutemen The Punch Line
Morbid Angel Blessed Are the Sick
Neurosis The Eye of Every Storm
Neurosis A Sun That Never Sets
Neurosis Times of Grace
Neurosis Enemy of the Sun
Neurosis Sovereign
NoMeansNo 0 + 2 = 1
NoMeansNo Sex Mad
NoMeansNo The Day Everything Became Isolated and Destroyed
Oxbow The Narcotic Story
Oxbow Fuckfest
Pere Ubu Ray Gun Suitcase
Pig Destroyer Phantom Limb
Scratch Acid The Greatest Gift
Shellac Terraform
People who think this album sucks need to suck my dick right here and now.
Sleep Jerusalem
Slint Spiderland
Smog Dongs of Sevotion
Smog The Doctor Came at Dawn
Smog Knock Knock
Swans Filth
Swans Soundtracks for the Blind
Swans Public Castration Is a Good Idea
Swans Swans Are Dead
Swans Young God
Swans Body To Body, Job To Job
TAD 8-Way Santa
Terrorizer World Downfall
The Angels of Light How I Loved You
The Birthday Party Mutiny/The Bad Seed EP
The Birthday Party Junk Yard
Today Is the Day Supernova
Today Is the Day Today Is The Day
Unwound New Plastic Ideas
Unwound Fake Train
Volcano Suns The Bright Orange Years
Wipers Land of the Lost

4.0 excellent
Assuck Misery Index
Assuck Anticapital
Autopsy Severed Survival
Autopsy Mental Funeral
Bathory The Return......
Big Black The Hammer Party
Big Black The Rich Man's Eight Track Tape
Bill Callahan Sometimes I Wish We Were An Eagle
Black Flag The Process of Weeding Out
Black Flag Six Pack
Blasphemy Fallen Angel of Doom
Bolt Thrower Realm of Chaos
Brutal Truth Kill Trend Suicide
Coffins Buried Death
Hey, this is a great death/doom metal record. Heavier than a...really heavy thing.
Converge You Fail Me
Converge Jane Doe
Corrupted Se hace por los suenos asesinos
Cows Cunning Stunts
This is probably the most accessible noise rock stalwarts the Cows ever allowed themselves to be. Some fine gems on here for sure.
Cows Sorry in Pig Minor
Crass The Feeding of the 5000
Darkthrone A Blaze in the Northern Sky
Darkthrone Panzerfaust
Darkthrone Circle the Wagons
Dead Moon Crack In The System
Death Grips No Love Deep Web
Earth The Bees Made Honey in the Lion's Skull
Entombed Wolverine Blues
Eyehategod Take as Needed for Pain
Fugazi 13 Songs
Fugazi Repeater
Fugazi Margin Walker
Godflesh Pure
Godflesh Godflesh
Harvey Milk Life... The Best Game in Town
Harvey Milk A Small Turn of Human Kindness
Hot Snakes Thunder Down Under
Immortal Battles in the North
Immortal Diabolical Fullmoon Mysticism
Karp Suplex
Karp Mustaches Wild
Khanate Khanate
Lungfish Rainbows from Atoms
Lungfish Indivisible
Lungfish Feral Hymns
Man Is The Bastard Sum of the Men
Premier powerviolence by one of the genre's most innovative and eccentric acts.
Melvins Houdini
Melvins Dale Crover
Melvins King Buzzo
Melvins The Maggot
Melvins Sugar Daddy Live
Minutemen Project Mersh
This one had to sit with me awhile, but I love it now. "Tour Spiel" is one of the Minutemen's very best songs.
Napalm Death From Enslavement to Obliteration
Neurosis Souls at Zero
Neurosis Given to the Rising
NoMeansNo Why Do They Call Me Mr. Happy?
Oxbow Love That's Last: A Wholly Hypnographic and Distur
Oxbow King Of The Jews
Oxbow Serenade In Red
Pere Ubu Why I Hate Women
Pissed Jeans Hope for Men
Pissed Jeans King of Jeans
Polvo Today's Active Lifestyles
Polvo Exploded Drawing
Polvo Celebrate the New Dark Age
Scratch Acid Berserker
Shellac 1000 Hurts
Shellac At Action Park
Slint Tweez
Slint Slint
Swans White Light From the Mouth of Infinity
Swans The Great Annihilator
Swans Holy Money
Swans My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
Ten Grand This Is The Way To Rule
The Birthday Party Prayers on Fire
The Fall Grotesque (After the Gramme)
The Jesus Lizard Liar
The Jesus Lizard Bang
Today Is the Day In the Eyes of God
Today Is the Day Temple Of The Morning Star
Unwound Leaves Turn Inside You
Unwound A Single History: 1991-1997
Unwound Challenge For a Civilized Society
Weedeater God Luck and Good Speed

3.5 great
Big Black Heartbeat
Big Black Pig Pile
Bill Callahan Apocalypse
Black Flag Damaged
Black Flag My War
Black Flag In My Head
Black Flag Family Man
Black Flag Slip It In
Bolt Thrower War Master
Buzzov-en Sore
Carcass Reek of Putrefaction
Converge No Heroes
Converge Axe to Fall
Cows Peacetika
Darkthrone Under a Funeral Moon
Darkthrone Sardonic Wrath
Darkthrone The Cult Is Alive
Darkthrone Total Death
Darkthrone Ravishing Grimness
Darkthrone Hate Them
Darkthrone F.O.A.D.
Death Grips The Money Store
Earth Hex: Or Printing In the Infernal Method
Earth Phase 3: Thrones and Dominions
Earth Angels of Darkness, Demons of Light I
Eyehategod Dopesick
Eyehategod Confederacy of Ruined Lives
Fugazi Steady Diet of Nothing
Fugazi Fugazi
Godflesh Selfless
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F#A# (Infinity)
Grief Come to Grief
Hatred Surge Deconstruct
His Hero Is Gone Fifteen Counts of Arson
Hot Snakes Peel Sessions
Lungfish Necklace of Heads
Lungfish Talking Songs for Walking
Mammoth Grinder Extinction of Humanity
Melvins Stoner Witch
Melvins Ozma
Melvins Joe Preston
Melvins Hostile Ambient Takeover
Melvins The Bootlicker
Melvins Colossus of Destiny
Melvins Pigs Of The Roman Empire
Mind Eraser Glacial Reign
Negative Approach Total Recall
Neurosis and Jarboe Neurosis and Jarboe
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds From Her to Eternity
NoMeansNo The Worldhood of the World (As Such)
Pissed Jeans Shallow
Interesting band, this Pissed Jeans. Shallow sounds like the offspring of a Flipper/Black Flag/Jesus Lizard/Void/No Trend gangbang. Real cool noise/punk record.
Rotten Sound Cursed
This is one of the most catchiest grind albums I have heard. No shit; the riffs really stick to your ribs.
Rudimentary Peni Death Church
Scratch Acid Just Keep Eating
Shellac Excellent Italian Greyhound
Swans Greed
Swans Love of Life
Swans Feel Good Now
Tar Toast
The Jesus Lizard Head
The Jesus Lizard Down
Throbbing Gristle 20 Jazz Funk Greats
Twin Stumps Seedbed
Venom Black Metal
Venom Welcome to Hell
Weedeater Sixteen Tons
Weekend Nachos Unforgivable
This is a great contemporary powerviolence/hardcore/sludge record.
Wormrot Abuse

3.0 good
Big Black Headache
Black Flag Loose Nut
Bolt Thrower ...For Victory
The last Bolt Thrower record that's worth a good goddamn. Yeah, most of their songs are pretty samey, but you can do a whole hell of a lot worse as far as death metal is concerned.
Butthole Surfers Psychic... Powerless... Another Man's Sac
Carcass Symphonies of Sickness
Cows Whorn
Darkthrone Soulside Journey
Darkthrone Plaguewielder
Darkthrone Dark Thrones and Black Flags
Dinosaur Jr. You're Living All Over Me
You're Living All Over Me is a decent album by a terribly overrated band.
Electric Wizard Dopethrone
Eyehategod In the Name of Suffering
Fugazi 3 Songs
Gaza He Is Never Coming Back
Godflesh Us and Them
High on Fire Snakes For The Divine
Insect Warfare World Extermination
Jawbreaker Dear You
Jawbreaker Unfun
Melvins Electroretard
Melvins A Senile Animal
Melvins Honky
Melvins The Crybaby
Mind Eraser The Prodigal Son Brings Death
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds The Firstborn Is Dead
Pitchfork Eucalyptus
The Jesus Lizard Lash
The Jesus Lizard Shot
Weedeater Jason the Dragon
Solid sludge release, though some of the jokes go on a little longer than they should.
Wormrot Dirge

2.5 average
Big Black Lungs
Coalesce OX
Converge Petitioning the Empty Sky
Converge When Forever Comes Crashing
Extreme Noise Terror A Holocaust In Your Head
Godflesh Hymns
Godflesh Songs of Love and Hate
Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
Melvins Stag
Modest Mouse The Lonesome Crowded West
Modest Mouse This Is A Long Drive For Someone With Nothing To..
Pixies Doolittle
The Jesus Lizard Pure

2.0 poor
Celtic Frost Into the Pandemonium
Converge Halo in a Haystack
Husker Du Warehouse: Songs and Stories
KiD CuDi Man On The Moon: The End Of Day
Melvins Prick
Melvins The Bride Screamed Murder
Modest Mouse The Moon & Antarctica
The Jesus Lizard Blue
Venom At War With Satan

1.5 very poor
Bright Eyes Lifted or the Story is in the Soil...
Mastodon Crack the Skye
Melvins Nude With Boots
The Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
Today Is the Day Axis Of Eden
Today Is the Day Kiss the Pig

1.0 awful
Foo Fighters In Your Honor
Foo Fighters Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace
Foo Fighters Wasting Light
Lmfao Sorry For Party Rocking
Modest Mouse Good News for People Who Love Bad News
Modest Mouse We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
Swans The Burning World
The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity
Calculating Infinity is everything I hate about the metalcore genre all in convenient package. Crap.
Tool Undertow
Trophy Scars Never Born, Never Dead
Tyler the Creator Goblin
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