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5.0 classic
Alice in Chains Dirt
The best grunge album bar none. It's easy to see how this foreshadows Staley's tragic death.
Bad Religion Suffer
I am just an atom in an ectoplasmic sea/Without direction or a reason to exist/The anechoic nebula rotating in my brain/Is persuading me, contritely, to persist rLyrically the greatest album of all time.
Bad Religion Against the Grain
I'm not entirely sure why I love this album so much. It makes me some cool atheist kid, I guess.rBut in all seriousness, this fucking kicks ass.
Black Sabbath Paranoid
I tried giving this something other than a 5 but Satan punched me in the face and told me to stop being such a pussy.
Blackalicious Blazing Arrow
Gift of Gab is an absolute BEAST. His delivery is so incredible that I can't do it justice via text. You have to hear it for yourself. Chief Xcel's beats are equally good, and add the right atmosphere to this album that makes it one of the most uplifting in all of hip-hop.
Bob Dylan Highway 61 Revisited
"Like a Rolling Stone" was named by Rolling Stone magazine as the greatest song of all time. I can see where they're coming from. Then there's the 7 others track of folk-rock perfection ("Desolation Row" being the other major highlight), which make this an absolute masterpiece. 'Blood on the Tracks' nothing, this is Dylan's best album.
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP
What the hell happened...this record is such a brilliantly well-done display of grandiose violence in music that's its hard to believe this is the same Eminem who made, well, every Eminem album after this one.
John Williams Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Hope
See my review for my thoughts on the greatest soundtrack of all time.
Madvillain Madvillainy
DOOM engrosses the listener in such a dense wall of rhymes and Madlib's production is so involved (it's the best-produced hip-hop album ever in my opinion) that the natural high this record induces in you almost starts to approach the artificial high they utilized to make this record.
Metallica Master of Puppets
The pinnacle of a genre. R.I.P. Cliff Burton, Metallica died with you.
Nas Illmatic
Deep like The Shinin', sparkle like a diamond/Sneak a uzi on the island in my army jacket linin/Hit the Earth like a comet, invasion/Nas is like the Afrocentric Asian, half-man, half-amazin
Pearl Jam Ten
You know why it's called "Ten"? Because that's the rating it deserves. Even though sputnik only goes up to 5. This is pure, raw emotion, a gem of the 90's rock movement and Vedder's "golden baritone" is godlike.
Pink Floyd The Wall
One of the all time best Floyd albums. It's their most rock-oriented, contains what may be the greatest guitar solo of all time, and its nihilistic message adds a certain philosophical weight.
Pink Floyd Animals
This sprawling five-song epic is just too damn good. The best album from a band I absolutely worship.
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here
Pink Floyd showing yet again why they're probably the best rock band ever.
Radiohead Kid A
This is one of those "how the fuck does a human mind create this" albums. I can't say anything about this that hasn't been said.
Radiohead In Rainbows
A less manic-depressive OK Computer with even more gorgeous instrumentation.
Radiohead OK Computer
The best album of the 90's, and the 20th century, and the A.D.'s, and of all time. Nothing I could say here would explain how much I love this album.
The Notorious B.I.G. Ready to Die
If he's wasn't the best damn rapper period, he certainly had the best flow and released arguably the best hip-hop album of all time.
The Smiths The Queen Is Dead
The crowning moment of The Smiths' career, and a crowning moment of alternative music itself. If you don't love "There is a Light that Never Goes Out", you're not human.
Weezer Pinkerton
X Japan Art of Life
Aptly named, 'Art of Life' covers the full scale of life's emotions in half an hour. Even better, it does it in 9 minutes with the piano solo.

4.5 superb
Aesop Rock Labor Days
Alice in Chains Jar of Flies
If Alice and Chains played 'Dirt' on a porch somewhere in the South.
Alice in Chains MTV Unplugged
Antonio Vivaldi The Four Seasons
Atheist Elements
Aural Vampire Vampire Ecstasy
Bad Religion Recipe for Hate
Bad Religion The Empire Strikes First
Proving you don't have to sound like shit to play good punk rock. Either that, or I'm just part of the machine, man.
Black Sabbath Black Sabbath
Bob Dylan Blood on the Tracks
"A lot of people tell me they enjoy that album. It's hard for me to relate to that. I mean, it, you know, people enjoying that type of pain, you know?"
Cream Disraeli Gears
Creedence Clearwater Revival Cosmo's Factory
Derek and the Dominos Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs
Disney Soundtracks The Hunchback of Notre Dame
The best Disney movie, with the best Disney villain, and the all-time best Disney song (Hellfire).
Dusty Springfield Dusty in Memphis
Happy End Kazemachi Roman
John Williams Star Wars, Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Second only to Madvillainy in production, this albums is hampered by West's lyrics and some questionable guest stars. Still pretty close to a 5.
Kanye West 808s and Heartbreak
La Roux La Roux
Lady Gaga The Fame Monster
Her fashion sense is outrageous, her message can be preachy, and Born this Way is of questionable quality, but The Fame Monster is a superb work of pop music, namely, "Alejandro". Pop's "Like a Rolling Stone", the king of its genre. Yes. It's that good.
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II
Megadeth Rust in Peace
Metallica ...And Justice for All
Metallica Ride the Lightning
Neil Young Harvest
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Ozzy Osbourne Blizzard of Ozz
Pantera The Great Southern Trendkill
Pantera Vulgar Display of Power
Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine
Slayer Reign in Blood
The Beatles Revolver
The Smiths The Smiths
Van Halen Van Halen
Warning Watching from a Distance
XTC Skylarking
Whether they're smoking grass, singing about Supergirl, or yelling at God, XTC delivers.

4.0 excellent
AC/DC Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
AC/DC Back in Black
Alanis Morissette Jagged Little Pill
Amon Amarth With Oden on Our Side
Atheist Unquestionable Presence
Atheist Jupiter
Bad Religion How Could Hell Be Any Worse?
Bad Religion The Process of Belief
Beastie Boys Licensed to Ill
Between the Buried and Me Colors
Celph Titled The Gatalog: A Collection Of Chaos
The (main) problem with the Army of the Pharaohs collective is that all of the members are outshined by Celph Titled. Some of the members such as Apathy and Vinnie Paz are good enough to not be completely murdered by a Celph Titled verse, but truth be told his verses are always the funniest and most memorable. This huge collection of songs featuring Celph show why he's the best (and by far the most clever) member of AOTP.
Coheed and Cambria From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness
Creedence Clearwater Revival Chronicle, Vol. 1
Cynic Focus
Disturbed Indestructible
Disturbed Believe
DJ Shadow Endtroducing.....
Earl Sweatshirt EARL
Green Day Dookie
Greydon Square The Cpt Theorem
Guns N' Roses Appetite for Destruction
Iron Maiden The Number of the Beast
Iron Maiden Iron Maiden
James Taylor Greatest Hits
Jay-Z and Kanye West Watch the Throne
Don't let me get in my zone. Don't let me get in my zone. Don't let me get in my zone.
Jedi Mind Tricks Servants In Heaven, Kings In Hell
Finally...Vinnie Paz puts some thought into his lyrics. There's self-loathing, ancient wisdom done right, there's even a Dillinger Escape Plan reference. "Uncommon Valor" is Paz's most mature verse to date, and R.A.'s verse is the single best verse I've ever heard. Definitely the highlight of the album, and even the highlight of JMT's discography.
John Williams Star Wars, Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
Kanye West The College Dropout
Kendrick Lamar Section.80
Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
Mac Lethal The Original 11:11 Sessions
Manic Street Preachers The Holy Bible
Maximum the Hormone Buiikikaesu
Metallica Kill 'Em All
One Day As A Lion One Day As A Lion
Opeth Damnation
Pantera Cowboys from Hell
Pig Destroyer Terrifyer
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon
Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf
R.E.M. In Time: The Best Of REM (1988-2003)
Rage Against the Machine Evil Empire
Rage Against the Machine The Battle of Los Angeles
Rise Against The Sufferer and the Witness
Rise Against Siren Song of the Counter Culture
Rise Against Revolutions Per Minute
Rise Against The Unraveling
Santana Supernatural
Slayer South of Heaven
Sleep Dopesmoker
holy war on drugs batman! this album is a holy war on drugs
The Beatles 1
The Jimi Hendrix Experience Electric Ladyland
The Smiths Rank
The White Stripes Get Behind Me Satan
Tyler the Creator Bastard
Vinnie Paz Season of the Assassin
A welcome change from Vinnie Paz's standard raps about being a half-machine-half-Muslim Christ-killing boxer (although there's still plenty of that), Vinnie has switched to a more traditional from of braggadocio. He also offers his opinions on serious topics and shows his maturity in a way not seen since his verse on "Uncommon Valor". Recommended tracks: End of Days, WarMonger, Same Story (My Dedication).
Weezer Weezer

3.5 great
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command
Atheist Piece of Time
Audioslave Audioslave
Bad Religion Generator
Bad Religion Stranger Than Fiction
Bad Religion Bad Religion
Boston Boston
Eminem The Slim Shady LP
Eric Clapton Slowhand
This is probably closer to a 3, especially because I'm such a huge fan of Dominos-era Clapton, but "Cocaine" and "Wonderful Tonight" make this a great album.
Glassjaw Coloring Book
Green Day Insomniac
Green Day American Idiot
Greydon Square Type I: The Kardashev Scale
Greydon Square The Compton Effect
GZA Liquid Swords
Iron Maiden Powerslave
Kanye West Late Registration
Lamb of God Wrath
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV
Maximum the Hormone Rokkinpo Goroshi
Megadeth United Abominations
Megadeth Youthanasia
MellowHype BLACKENEDWHITE
Metallica Metallica
Metallica Garage Inc.
Nas STILLmatic
Neil Young Decade
Pearl Jam Yield
Pink Floyd The Final Cut
Radiohead The King of Limbs
Radiohead Hail to the Thief
Radiohead The Bends
Radiohead Airbag/How Am I Driving?
Rush 2112
Sage Francis Personal Journals
Slayer Seasons in the Abyss
Sleep Sleep's Holy Mountain
Slipknot Slipknot
Slipknot All Hope Is Gone
The Smiths Strangeways, Here We Come
The Standards' Station 37

3.0 good
AC/DC High Voltage (International)
Bad Religion Into the Unknown
Bad Religion The Gray Race
Cannibal Corpse The Wretched Spawn
Cannibal Ox The Cold Vein
Deftones Around the Fur
aka "Be Quiet and Drive (Far Away) + Assorted Background Noise".
Deicide Once Upon the Cross
Disturbed Ten Thousand Fists
Eminem The Eminem Show
Emperor In the Nightside Eclipse
Green Day Shenanigans
Kanye West Graduation
MellowHype Yellowhite
Metallica Death Magnetic
Begrudgingly giving this a 3 because I subjectively despise it but it's not that bad.
Metallica Load
Metallica Reload
Metallica St. Anger
Gets way more shit than it should, and it's a more honest-to-themselves record than the shitty piece of fan-service that is "Death Magnetic".
Michael Jackson Thriller
Nickelback Silver Side Up
Ozzy Osbourne Diary of a Madman
Ozzy Osbourne Bark at the Moon
Pantera Reinventing the Steel
Philip Selway Familial
Radiohead Pablo Honey
Radiohead Amnesiac
The Jimi Hendrix Experience Axis: Bold as Love
The Smiths Meat Is Murder

2.5 average
Army Of The Pharaohs The Torture Papers
Cannibal Corpse Tomb of the Mutilated
Cannibal Corpse Evisceration Plague
Disturbed The Sickness
Jedi Mind Tricks A History of Violence
Vinnie Paz has become too comfortable rehashing the same flow and thoughts, Jus Allah returns and worries that if he doesn't force 50 rhymed syllables into every bar he'll die, and Stoupe's fascination with string arrangements and female vocal samples becomes annoying rather than awe-inspiring.
Radiohead My Iron Lung
Rise Against Appeal to Reason
Slipknot Iowa
Testament The Gathering
Toby Keith Shock'n Y'all

2.0 poor
Black Sabbath Never Say Die!
Green Day 21st Century Breakdown
Lamb of God New American Gospel
Pantera Metal Magic
Six Feet Under Maximum Violence
Not sure why there's a 'Live' here...boring, repetitive, even a quality cover of Kiss' "War Machine" can't save this album from mediocrity.

1.5 very poor
Black Sabbath Technical Ecstasy
Jedi Mind Tricks Visions of Gandhi
Vinnie Paz is 'Muslim'. He makes that explicitly clear. He hates gays, Christians, the government, and all of the other stuff 'Muslims' hate that gets them the reputation they have among uneducated bigots. Did I mention he hates gays? Highlight lyrics of this album include such gems as "I like anything related to death". Deep.
Wiz Khalifa Rolling Papers

1.0 awful
brokeNCYDE The Broken
brokeNCYDE Will Never Die
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