C. J. C.

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Average Rating: 3.55
Rating Variance: 0.88
Objectivity Score: 79%
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5.0 classic
Andrew Jackson Jihad Knife Man
Brand New Deja Entendu
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Carcass Necroticism: Descanting the Insalubrious
Coheed and Cambria The Second Stage Turbine Blade
Coheed and Cambria Neverender
Cryptopsy None So Vile
Defeater Travels
Dissection Storm of the Light's Bane
Edguy Vain Glory Opera
Happy Days Cause of Death: Life
There's no point.
Immolation Here in After
La Dispute Wildlife
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Rotting Christ Kata Ton Demona Eaftou
Sum 41 Does This Look Infected?
The Angelic Process Weighing Souls With Sand
Totem Skin Weltschmerz
Windir 1184
Wolfchant Bloody Tales of Disgraced Lands
Wolves in the Throne Room Two Hunters

4.5 superb
A Wilhelm Scream Career Suicide
Altar of Plagues Sol
Amorphis Silent Waters
Arghoslent Incorrigible Bigotry
Avantasia The Metal Opera Pt. II
Avantasia The Scarecrow
Barrow Being Without
Batushka Litourgiya
Be'lakor Stone's Reach
Beastmilk Climax
Birds in Row You, Me, and the Violence
Black Breath Razor To Oblivion
Black Monolith Passenger
Captain, We're Sinking It's A Trap
Carcass Surgical Steel
Chthonic Seediq Bale
Chthonic Bu-Tik
City and Colour MySpace Transmissions
Coheed and Cambria In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3
Coheed and Cambria From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness
Coheed and Cambria No World for Tomorrow
Coldworld Melancholie
Cult Leader Nothing for Us Here
Dangers Anger
Dark Tranquillity Fiction
Deafheaven Sunbather
Deer Tick War Elephant
Defeater Lost Ground
Destroyer 666 Unchain The Wolves
Edge of Sanity Purgatory Afterglow
Edguy Mandrake
Edguy Burning Down the Opera
Edguy Tinnitus Sanctus
Every Time I Die Ex Lives
Fall of Efrafa Inle
Fireworks Gospel
Fleshgod Apocalypse Oracles
Funeral for a Friend Welcome Home Armageddon
Gojira The Way of All Flesh
Hacksaw to the Throat Wastelands
Hypomanie Hypomanie EP
Ikuinen Kaamos Closure
Immolation Unholy Cult
Immolation Close to a World Below
Immortal Sons of Northern Darkness
Immortal At the Heart of Winter
In Vain Aenigma
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Krypts Open the Crypt
Kvelertak Kvelertak
La Dispute Vancouver
La Dispute Somewhere at the Bottom of the River...
Lay Down Rotten Gospel Of The Wretched
Lifelover Konkurs
Light Bearer Lapsus
Misfits Earth A.D./Wolf's Blood
Misfits Walk Among Us
Misfits Static Age
MountainMan One
Murder by Death Who Will Survive and What Will Be Left of Them?
Murder by Death Bitter Drink, Bitter Moon
Nails Abandon All Life
Opeth Watershed
Polyenso One Big Particular Loop
Primordial To the Nameless Dead
Pulling Teeth Funerary
Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf
Queens of the Stone Age ...Like Clockwork
Rotting Christ Aealo
Septicflesh The Great Mass
Shining (SWE) VI - Klagopsalmer
Shining (SWE) Redefining Darkness
Shoe Egg - EP
Single Mothers Negative Qualities
Svarttjern Misanthropic Path of Madness
Sylosis The Supreme Oppressor
The Antlers Hospice
The Carrier One Year Later
The Carrier No Love Can Save Me
The Faceless Planetary Duality
The Gaslight Anthem The '59 Sound
The Gaslight Anthem Handwritten
The Glitch Mob Drink the Sea
There Will Be Fireworks The Dark, Dark Bright
Tormentor Anno Domini
Totalt Javla Morker Totalt Jävla Mörker
Totem Skin Still Waters Run Deep
Totem Skin Totem Skin
Totem Skin These Ghosts Are Haunting Our Halls
Tribulation The Children of the Night
Truckfighters Phi
Twelve Foot Ninja Silent Machine
Typhoon (USA-OR) White Lighter
Ulcerate Vermis
Unexpect Fables of the Sleepless Empire
United Nations Nevermind the Bombings, Here's Your Six Figures
Volbeat Beyond Hell/Above Heaven
Windir Likferd
Wingnut Dishwashers Burn the Earth, Leave it Behind
WU LYF Go Tell Fire to the Mountain

4.0 excellent
A Wilhelm Scream A Wilhelm Scream
All Pigs Must Die All Pigs Must Die
All That Remains The Fall of Ideals
Amanda Jenssen Happyland
Amon Amarth Twilight of the Thunder God
Amorphis Skyforger
Amorphis Circle
Amorphis Under the Red Cloud
Anata The Conductor's Departure
Animosity Animal
Arch Enemy Stigmata
Arch Enemy Black Earth
Arch Enemy Burning Bridges
Architects Hollow Crown
Arghoslent Hornets of the Pogrom
Arghoslent Galloping Through the Battle Ruins
Asgard To A Golden Age
Ataraxie Slow Transcending Agony
Attila Rage
Avantasia The Metal Opera
Avantasia The Wicked Symphony
Avantasia The Mystery Of Time
Barrow Though I'm Alone
Be'lakor The Frail Tide
Black Breath Slaves Beyond Death
An album that suffers from never being able to pick up the fucking pace and produce memorable moments. Seed of Cain is a sick track. The rest are overlong exercises in forgettable plug and chug riffs confined by crawling tempos and boring drums.
Blue October Any Man in America
Bruce Soord with Jonas Renkse Wisdom of Crowds
Cannabis Corpse Tube of the Resinated
Cannabis Corpse Beneath Grow Lights Thou Shalt Rise
Captain, We're Sinking The Future Is Cancelled
Carcass Heartwork
Cattle Decapitation Monolith of Inhumanity
Children of God We Set Fire to the Sky
Chiodos Illuminaudio
Clinging to the Trees of a Forest Fire Songs of Ill Hope and Desperation
Cobalt Gin
Cobalt Eater of Birds
Coheed and Cambria The Afterman: Descension
Cruciamentum Charnel Passages
Cursed II
Dance Gavin Dance Happiness
Dark Tranquillity Character
Dark Tranquillity Damage Done
Darkest Hour Undoing Ruin
Darkest Hour Deliver Us
Darkest Hour The Human Romance
Deafheaven Roads to Judah
DevilDriver Pray for Villains
Disfear Live the Storm
Dissection The Somberlain
Doomriders Darkness Come Alive
Echidna Insidious Awakening
Edguy Hellfire Club
Edguy Rocket Ride
Edguy The Singles
Electrocution Inside the Unreal
Empty Handed nothing changes, no one cares
Escape the Fate Dying Is Your Latest Fashion
Fair to Midland Fables From a Mayfly...
Fallujah Nomadic
Fallujah The Flesh Prevails
Fireworks All I Have To Offer Is My Own Confusion
Foxy Shazam Foxy Shazam
Frank Turner England Keep My Bones
Frightmare Bringing Back The Bloodshed
fun. Aim and Ignite
Gallows Grey Britain
Gaza No Absolutes in Human Suffering
Gnarwolves Fun Club
Gnarwolves Cru
Gnarwolves Funemployed
Go Radio Lucky Street
God Dethroned Passiondale
Gojira From Mars to Sirius
Gojira L'Enfant Sauvage
Grotesque In the Embrace of Evil
Have Heart The Things We Carry
Have Heart What Counts
Highly Suspect Mister Asylum
Hypno5e Des Deux l'une Est l'autre
Ikuinen Kaamos The Forlorn
Immolation Providence
Immortal Pure Holocaust
Kall Kall
Katatonia Viva Emptiness
Katatonia The Great Cold Distance
Katatonia Dead End Kings
Kawir Isotheos
Kreator Hordes of Chaos
letlive. Fake History
Lifelover Erotik
Lifelover Dekadens
Manchester Orchestra Simple Math
Mgla Exercises in Futility
Molotov Solution The Harbinger
More Than Life Love Let Me Go
Murder by Death Red Of Tooth And Claw
My Chemical Romance Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge
Oathbreaker Eros|Anteros
Orchid Chaos is Me
Panopticon Collapse
Pianos Become the Teeth The Lack Long After
Polyenso Birth.Eater
Polyenso Clean Head
Possessed Seven Churches
Pulling Teeth Paranoid Delusions/Paradise Illusions
Rotting Christ Theogonia
Rx Bandits ...And the Battle Begun
Senses Fail The Fire
Shining (SWE) V - Halmstad
Shining (SWE) IV - The Eerie Cold
Sigh Hangman's Hymn
Single Mothers Single Mothers
Slipknot Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses)
Suffocate For Fuck Sake Blazing Fires and Helicopters...
Sylosis Conclusion of an Age
The Angelic Process Coma Waering
The Avett Brothers I and Love and You
The Black Keys Brothers
The Carrier Blind To What Is Right
The Crimson Armada Guardians
The Gaslight Anthem Sink or Swim
The Head And The Heart The Head And The Heart
The Lion's Daughter and Indian Blanket A Black Sea
The Royalty Lovers
The Used In Love and Death
Tigers Jaw Tigers Jaw
Toxic Holocaust An Overdose of Death...
Trap Them Seizures In Barren Praise
Trap Them Darker Handcraft
Twelve Foot Ninja New Dawn
United Nations United Nations
Vengeful The Omnipresent Curse
Volbeat Guitar Gangsters & Cadillac Blood
Warning Watching from a Distance
Woods of Desolation Torn Beyond Reason
Young and in the Way V. Eternal Depression
Young and in the Way When Life Comes to Death

3.5 great
A Wilhelm Scream Partycrasher
All Pigs Must Die Nothing Violates This Nature
Amia Venera Landscape The Long Procession
Amon Amarth Fate of Norns
Anaal Nathrakh In the Constellation of the Black Widow
Animosity Shut It Down
Archons The Consequences of Silence
Arsonists Get All the Girls Portals
Attila Outlawed
Augury Fragmentary Evidence
Avantasia Angel of Babylon
Be'lakor Of Breath and Bone
Bird Eater Dead Mothers Make the Sun Set
Black Breath Sentenced To Life
Black Tongue Falsifier
Book of Black Earth The Cold Testament
Born of Osiris The Discovery
Brand New Your Favorite Weapon
Brand New Fight Off Your Demons (The Demos)
Brand New Daisy
Breathe Carolina Hell Is What You Make It
Bring Me the Horizon There Is a Hell, Believe Me I've Seen It
Burnt By the Sun Heart of Darkness
Carcass Symphonies of Sickness
Carnifex Die Without Hope
Cattle Decapitation The Anthropocene Extinction
Cee Lo Green Cee-Lo Green Is The Soul Machine
Cemetery (US) Wind and Shadows
Cephalic Carnage Xenosapien
Cephalic Carnage Misled by Certainty
Ceremony (USA-CA) Violence Violence
Chelsea Grin Desolation of Eden
Child Actor Victory
Coheed and Cambria Year of the Black Rainbow
Combatwoundedveteran I Know A Girl Who Develops Crime Scene Photos
Cruciamentum Convocation of Crawling Chaos
Dangers Messy, Isn't It?
Dark Tranquillity Construct
Deathspell Omega Paracletus
Decrepit Birth Polarity
Defeater Dear Father
Despised Icon Day of Mourning
Destroyer 666 Cold Steel...for an Iron Age
DevilDriver The Last Kind Words
Devouring Star Through Lung And Heart
For those that have been waiting half a decade for new Deathspell Omega material, this is a welcome substitute.
Disparaged The Wrath of God
Dissection Reinkaos
Ecferus Prehistory
Edguy Age of the Joker
Edguy Space Police - Defenders of the Crown
Escape the Fate There's No Sympathy for the Dead
Eyes Set To Kill Reach
Eyes Set To Kill Broken Frames
Eyes Set To Kill White Lotus
Festered Flesh Perversion
Fireworks We Are Everywhere
Five Finger Death Punch The Way of the Fist
Frank Ocean channel ORANGE
From First to Last Heroine
Gaza He Is Never Coming Back
Go Forth Mindful
Go Radio Do Overs and Second Chances
Grandview Everything Between Paint and a Wall
Grue Casualty of the Psychic Wars
I Am Ghost Lovers' Requiem
Immolation Majesty and Decay
In Vain The Latter Rain
Inter Arma Sky Burial
Intronaut Valley of Smoke
Iskra Iskra
Job for a Cowboy Ruination
Job for a Cowboy Gloom
Katatonia Last Fair Deal Gone Down
Kvelertak Meir
Manchester Orchestra Mean Everything to Nothing
Manchester Orchestra Cope
Mansions Doom Loop
Mayday Parade Anywhere But Here
Morbid Angel Altars of Madness
My Chemical Romance The Black Parade
My Chemical Romance Conventional Weapons
Necrophagist Epitaph
Oathbreaker Mælstrøm
Portal Swarth
Queens of the Stone Age Rated R
Real Friends Put Yourself Back Together
Rot In Hell As Pearls Before Swine
Rotten Sound Cursed
Septicflesh Titan
Shai Hulud Reach Beyond the Sun
Single Mothers Wild Party
Sinmara Aphotic Womb
Slipknot Slipknot
State Faults Resonate/Desperate
Sum 41 Screaming Bloody Murder
Sylosis Casting Shadows
Sylosis Edge of the Earth
The Avett Brothers Emotionalism
The Faceless Akeldama
The Gaslight Anthem American Slang
The Horrible Crowes Elsie
The Maine Forever Halloween
The Menzingers Rented World
The Nightwatchman The Fabled City
The Used The Used
Title Fight The Last Thing You Forget
Totalt Javla Morker Söndra Och Härska
Toxic Holocaust Conjure and Command
Hail Satan. Satan is all you need.
Toxic Holocaust Chemistry of Consciousness
Trap Them Blissfucker
Truckfighters Mania
Vreid Milorg
Witch Mountain Cauldron Of The Wild
Wolves in the Throne Room Black Cascade
Xothist Xothist
This is the best TV static I have ever listened to
Young and in the Way Cloven Hoof

3.0 good
Absu Tara
AC4 Burn The World
Anaal Nathrakh Hell Is Empty and All the Devils Are Her
Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion
Arch Enemy Doomsday Machine
Black Breath Heavy Breathing
Black Magic Wizard's Spell
Car Bomb Centralia
Cattle Decapitation The Harvest Floor
Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain II
Darkest Hour The Eternal Return
Deathstrike Fuckin' Death
Defeater Letters Home
Demonical Hellsworn
Despised Icon The Ills of Modern Man
Destroyer 666 Defiance
Edguy Theater of Salvation
Falling in Reverse The Drug in Me Is You
What the fuck did I just listen to?
Falling in Reverse Fashionably Late
Fleshgod Apocalypse Mafia
Fleshgod Apocalypse Agony
Foxy Shazam The Church of Rock and Roll
From First to Last Dear Diary, My Teen Angst Has a Body Count
God Dethroned Under the Sign of the Iron Cross
Hour of Penance Paradogma
Ikuinen Kaamos The Lands Of The Plague
Integrity Suicide Black Snake
Katatonia Night Is the New Day
Kno Death Is Silent
Liars Sisterworld
Mayday Parade A Lesson In Romantics
Molotov Solution Molotov Solution
Morpheus Son of Hypnos
Murder by Death Good Morning, Magpie
My Chemical Romance I Brought You My Bullets...
Nachtmystium Addicts: Black Meddle Pt. 2
Polar Bear Club Sometimes Things Just Disappear
Shai Hulud Misanthropy Pure
Shining (SWE) VII: Fodd Forlorare
Suicide Silence The Black Crown
Sum 41 Chuck
Sum 41 All Killer No Filler
Swordmaster Moribund Transgoria
The Dead Weather Sea of Cowards
The Red Chord Fed Through the Teeth Machine
The Used Shallow Believer
The Used Artwork
Unanimated In The Light Of Darkness
Vreid Pitch Black Brigade
Watain The Wild Hunt
Watchmaker Kill. Fucking. Everyone.
Wold Screech Owl
Wolfchant A Pagan Storm
Wolves in the Throne Room Malevolent Grain

2.5 average
Absu Absu
Amorphis The Beginning of Times
Arch Enemy Rise of the Tyrant
Attack Attack! (US) Attack Attack!
Breathe Carolina It's Classy Not Classic
Breathe Carolina Hello Fascination
Bring Me the Horizon Suicide Season
Bring Me the Horizon Sempiternal
Captain Murphy Duality
Carcass Swansong
Carnage Dark Recollections
Chthonic Mirror Of Retribution
Coheed and Cambria The Afterman: Ascension
Counterparts The Current Will Carry Us
Destroyer 666 Of Wolves, Women & War
DevilDriver Beast
Eyes Set To Kill The World Outside
Eyes Set To Kill Masks
Happy Days Defeated by Life
Ikuinen Kaamos Fall of Icons
In Vain Mantra
Iselia Life From Dead Limbs
Katatonia Brave Murder Day
Memphis May Fire The Hollow
Milking the Goatmachine Back From The Goats
Slipknot Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat.
Sum 41 Half Hour Of Power
The Absence Riders of the Plague
The Black Dahlia Murder Deflorate
The Used Lies for the Liars
The Word Alive Deceiver
This Gift Is A Curse All Hail The Swinelord
Unearth The March
Wolfchant Determined Damnation
You Me At Six Take Off Your Colours

2.0 poor
Altar of Plagues White Tomb
Altar of Plagues Tides
Arch Enemy The Root of All Evil
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command
Bea5t Empathy Is A Gift
Blood Of The Black Owl A Feral Spirit
Bring Me the Horizon Count Your Blessings
Coheed and Cambria The Color Before The Sun
Dance Gavin Dance Acceptance Speech
Dark Tranquillity We Are the Void
Defeater Empty Days and Sleepless Nights
Demonic Resurrection The Return To Darkness
Disturbed Ten Thousand Fists
Fleshgod Apocalypse Labyrinth
I love that part in that one song where the guitarists lazily tremolo pick some notes and the bassist yells something unintelligible in falsetto.
From First to Last Aesthetic
From First to Last From First to Last
From First to Last Throne to the Wolves
Lantlos .neon
My Chemical Romance Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys
Obscura Cosmogenesis
Sigh Scenes from Hell
Slipknot Iowa
Slipknot All Hope Is Gone
Sum 41 Underclass Hero
Valencia Dancing With A Ghost
Vreid V

1.0 awful
Anaal Nathrakh Passion
Atreyu The Curse
Atreyu A Death-Grip on Yesterday
Atreyu Lead Sails Paper Anchor
Attila About That Life
Between the Buried and Me Colors
Brain Drill Quantum Catastrophe
Circle Takes the Square As the Roots Undo
Circle Takes the Square Rites of Initiation
Disincarnate Dreams of the Carrion Kind
Disturbed The Sickness
Disturbed Indestructible
Escape the Fate This War Is Ours
Escape the Fate Escape the Fate
Escape the Fate Ungrateful
I Am Ghost Those We Leave Behind
Knights Of The Abyss Juggernaut
Kreayshawn Somethin' 'Bout Kreay
Millionaires Bling Bling Bling!
Millionaires Rated Xmas
Millionaires Just Got Paid, Let's Get Laid
Millionaires Cash Only
Nitro O.F.R.
The Crimson Armada Conviction
The Faceless Autotheism
Unfathoms and Blasphymartyr Votre Cote Mon Cote
Wold Stratification
Wold Working Together For Our Privacy

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