Kyle Pierce

Reviews 5
Approval 69%

Soundoffs 16
News Articles 14
Band Edits + Tags 3
Album Edits 2

Album Ratings 54
Objectivity 61%

Last Active 02-14-14 6:26 pm
Joined 10-07-09

Forum Posts 9
Review Comments 1,374

Average Rating: 3.91
Rating Variance: 1.50
Objectivity Score: 61%
(Fairly Balanced)


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5.0 classic
Against Me! Transgender Dysphoria Blues
Arnold Schwarzenegger Total Body Workout
Born Of Osiris Tomorrow We Die Alive
No matter how brilliant her wordplay, the result was the same. Gary's peeny was now erect. It felt like a quality
bar of peeny-scented soap in her hands. Without warning she gave it a swift headbutt, because men liked
that. All men liked that.She could feel her horny levels rising to 30% and her hooha was getting right slimy
with anticipation of participation."Gary, me need sex now inside please." Damn! Melissa thought. I wish there
was a better way to say that!Gary was only too eager to comply. He wrenched his peeny away from Melissa's
grubby paws and thrust inside her hooha with a thunderous orgasm. She was pregnant, but that could be
dealt with in the morning, provided she was still alive."Outstanding stuff, Melanie," Gary chortled. "I know I
could just go to sleep now, but I would like to continue satisfying you, sans peeny.""What in have you mind
eeeeeee?""Just sit back and relax, kitty cat."Melissa did just that , falling back onto the bed and stretching her
"perfect 7" body, eager for Gary's attention. He started working his magic immediately and she felt an all too
familiar heat rising from her breast. Gary was crouched over top and pooping all over her unbelievably
average body."Gary, so stinky.""That's just the poop, baby. Let it just work its magic.""I... I can't see
anything.""that's because you're blind now, Mildred."
Bring Me The Horizon Sempiternal
Capture the Crown Capture the Crown - Singles EP
Run The Jewels Run The Jewels
RuPaul Glamazon
Silverstein This Is How the Wind Shifts
Instant classic. If you disagree, you can fight me you little bitch.
Skrillex Recess
idk wat Matt Harrison is talking about, but the wubs are gud yo.
Steel Panther All You Can Eat
Susan Boyle Standing Ovation
Tech N9ne Welcome to Strangeland
The Delicious Bread Collection Tales from the Yeast Side
The Delicious Bread Collection Equals Hitler
The Delicious Bread Collection We Have No Fucking Clue What We're Doing
The Delicious Bread Collection Make Love Wheat Bread
The Delicious Bread Collection Failure
Zombie Testicles Zombie Testicles
This album cured my aids, resurrected Kurt Cobain, and made my cat grow an extra eye.

4.5 superb
Bo Burnham what.
He made an album that features almost 20 minutes of miming work in audio format. That's fucking hard guys.
Childish Gambino Because The Internet
Pretty Lights A Color Map of The Sun
An excellent mixture of his funky stuff and his thicker, dance style. Pretty Lights continues to incorporate new ideas without completely changing his sound.
Protest The Hero Volition
The Wonder Years The Greatest Generation

4.0 excellent
Alex Clare The Lateness Of The Hour
Demon Hunter Extremist
DevilDriver Winter Kills
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP 2
Shady's back, just to let himself be killed off. This album will be circlejerked over in both negative and positive ways, but Em takes everything people have been expecting, from the return of shady, sexism, homophobia, a sequel to MMLP, and even a sequel to Stan, and shoves them back in his fanbase's face. From Stan's brother killing himself and Eminem, apologizing to his mom and saying he loves her, and bashing his own celebrity bashing, Em creates an incredibly self-aware narrative that comes full circle back to the hate/anger driven MMLP.
Hacktivist Hacktivist
Icarus the Owl Icarus the Owl
With the stellar fretwork you'd expect, funky, unpredictable drum beats, and even better vocals than the last time around, Icarus the Owl kicks some ass.
James Blake Overgrown
Katy Perry Prism
Korn The Paradigm Shift
Panic! At the Disco Too Weird to Live, Too Rare to Die!
Stone Sour House of Gold and Bones - Part 2
The Civil Wars The Civil Wars
Van Halen Fair Warning

3.5 great
Erra Augment
HIM Tears On Tape
The Browning Hypernova
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza Danza IIII: The Alpha - The Omega
Thirty Seconds to Mars Love Lust Faith + Dreams

3.0 good
All That Remains A War You Cannot Win
Disney Soundtracks Frozen: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
Relient K Collapsible Lung
Skrillex Bangarang

2.5 average
Green Day iDOS!

1.0 awful
brokeNCYDE I'm Not A Fan, But The Kids Like It!
Falling In Reverse Fashionably Late
For Today Fight the Silence
Memphis May Fire Unconditional
One Direction Midnight Memories
Taylor Swift Red

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