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5.0 classic
Apator Masturbate in Praise of Black Satan
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command
BATS Red In Tooth and Claw
Between the Buried and Me Colors
Bjork Homogenic
Black Eyes Black Eyes
This hasn't been reviewed yet?
Well, I know my next project :3
Bomb the Music Industry! Goodbye Cool World!
Bomb the Music Industry! Album Minus Band
Bon Iver For Emma, Forever Ago
brokeNCYDE I'm Not a Fan, but the Kids Like It!
Brother/Ghost Black Ice
Burzum Hvis lyset tar oss
Catch 22 Keasbey Nights
Choking Victim No Gods, No Managers
Chotto Ghetto Walk is Godlike
City of Caterpillar City of Caterpillar
City of Caterpillar Demo + Live Recording
Crazy Frog Crazy Frog Presents Crazy Hits
Cursive Domestica
Daniel Johnston The Late Great Daniel Johnston
Extremely epic album from the greatest modern Outsider Musician.
Daughters Daughters
Death Symbolic
Deltron 3030 Deltron 3030
Elliott Smith Either/Or
Eminem The Slim Shady LP
Fantomas The Director's Cut
Frankmusik Complete Me
Gallows Grey Britain
Gorilla Biscuits Start Today
Gorillaz Demon Days
Gospel The Moon Is a Dead World
Grammatics Grammatics
Hot Cross Cryonics
I Would Set Myself On Fire For You Believes In Patterns
Kidcrash Jokes
La Dispute Somewhere at the Bottom of the River...
mewithoutYou Catch For Us The Foxes
Mindless Self Indulgence Frankenstein Girls Will...
Mr. Bungle California
Nas Illmatic
Nujabes Modal Soul
Undoubtedly one of THE best hip-hop albums I have ever heard.
Off Minor Innominate
Off Minor The Heat Death of the Universe
Off Minor Some Blood
Orchid Orchid
Paul Baribeau Unbearable
Pg. 99 Document #8
Refused The Shape of Punk to Come
Rhyme Asylum State Of Lunacy
Rick Astley Whenever You Need Somebody
Rx Bandits ...And the Battle Begun
Rx Bandits Mandala
Say Anything In Defense of the Genre
Say Anything Say Anything
Sigur Ros ( )
Soulja Boy iSouljaBoyTellEm
Static Colours Sun Swells
Sufjan Stevens Illinois
Sufjan Stevens The Age of Adz
The Aquabats The Fury of the Aquabats!
The Arrogant Sons of Bitches Three Cheers For Disappointment
The Beach Boys Pet Sounds
The Beatles Revolver
The Beatles Rubber Soul
The Blood Brothers ...Burn, Piano Island, Burn
The Blood Brothers Crimes
The Decemberists The Hazards Of Love
The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity
The Dillinger Escape Plan Irony Is a Dead Scene
The Mars Volta Frances the Mute
The Shaggs Philosophy of the World
The Suicide Machines Destruction By Definition
The Tallest Man on Earth Shallow Grave
The Tallest Man on Earth The Wild Hunt
Thursday Common Existence
Tom Waits Bone Machine
Unwound Leaves Turn Inside You
William Shatner Has Been
Wu-Tang Clan Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
Yonlu A Society In Which No Tear is Shed...

4.5 superb
...Who Calls So Loud ...Who Calls So Loud
A Wilhelm Scream Career Suicide
Adebisi Shank This Is The Album Of A Band Called Adebisi Shank
Age Sixteen Open Up Finders, Please
Alexisonfire Alexisonfire
Alexisonfire Crisis
An Arrow In Flight Various Methods and Movements
An Embrace of Angels 'Ere January Be Unwintered
Andrew Jackson Jihad People Who Can Eat People are the Luckiest People
Atheist Unquestionable Presence
Baron Noir L'epoque Exige De Bons Gestionnaires
Bear vs. Shark Right Now You're in the Best of Hands
Between the Buried and Me The Silent Circus
Bjork Vespertine
Black Flag Damaged
Bloc Party Silent Alarm
Bomb the Music Industry! To Leave or Die in Long Island
Botch We Are the Romans
Boysetsfire After The Eulogy
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
BT This Binary Universe
Cap'n Jazz Shmap'n Shmazz
Closure in Moscow First Temple
Coheed and Cambria No World for Tomorrow
CSTVT Summer Fences
Cursive The Ugly Organ
Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain
Dance Gavin Dance Happiness
Dangers Messy, Isn't It?
Death From Above 1979 You're a Woman, I'm a Machine
Defeater Travels
Defeater Lost Ground
Deftones Diamond Eyes
Don Caballero American Don
Awesome, awesome stuff.
Srsly, why is there no review for this?
Dr. Octagon Dr. Octagonecologyst
Emery ...In Shallow Seas We Sail
Ephel Duath The Painter's Palette
FACT Fact
Faith No More Angel Dust
Foals Antidotes
Foals Total Life Forever
Fugazi The Argument
Gorillaz Gorillaz
Hella Hold Your Horse Is
Hilltop Hoods State of the Art
Hugs The Tarpit
Infidel?/Castro! Bioentropic Damage Fractal
Japandroids Post-Nothing
Jay Brannan Goddamned
Jay Reatard Blood Visions
Jimmy Eat World Bleed American
Jimmy Eat World Clarity
Jimmy Eat World Futures
Kidcrash Snacks
This album is just as good, if not on par with Jokes.
It's simply more poppy/catchy, so it has less slowish boring parts, but that's not a flaw.

EDIT:
And why is Douche Hanson rating it a 1?
C'mooooooon, Iluvitar.
Kimya Dawson Remember That I Love You
La Dispute Untitled 7"
La Quiete Tenpeun
Letlive. Fake History
Lovage Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By
Love Like... Electrocution Love Like... Electrocution
Lye By Mistake Arrangements for Fulminating Vective
Maps & Atlases Tree, Swallows, Houses
Maths Descent
maudlin of the Well Bath
Men As Trees Weltschmerz
Amazing album. Might make a review later. Loved the vocals mixed with the epic post-rock combination.
mewithoutYou Brother, Sister
Moneen The Red Tree
Moss Icon Lyburnum Wits End Liberation Fly
My Bloody Valentine Loveless
Native Wrestling Moves
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Nujabes Metaphorical Music
O! The Joy Zen Mode
Oh Apollo Kingdoms
Oh Apollo Twin Peaks
Opeth Ghost Reveries
P.O.S. Never Better
Paul Baribeau Paul Baribeau
Pg. 99 Document #5
Pg. 99 Document #14: Singles
An amazing album, has a group of remastered greatest singles from one of the most amazing Screamo bands in history.
Pianos Become the Teeth Old Pride
Pig Destroyer Terrifyer
Polyenso Clean Head
An intricate and more evolved progression for the band. Everything has improved, from the vocals that no longer use any type of studio enhancement whatsoever, to the varied instrumentation, to the much increased technicality, any fan of music should love this new As Cities Burn-esque evolution.
Though fans of Birth.Eater should not expect them to be metalcore-influenced at all, there are no harsh vocals at all on this album, and the droning vocals could be considered a tad repetititive, which are the two resounding flaws throughout the EP keeping it from being perfect.
The flaws are majorly overshadowed by the astounding improvements the band have made though. I would recommend this to anyone and everyone.
Propagandhi Supporting Caste
Pygmy Lush Bitter River
Raein Il n'y a pas de orchestre
Rites of Spring End on End
Shugo Tokumaru Port Entropy
Steve Burns Songs for Dustmites
Streetlight Manifesto Everything Goes Numb
Streetlight Manifesto Somewhere in the Between
Suis La Lune Heir
The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
The Blood Brothers March On Electric Children
The Dodos Visiter
The Fall of Troy Doppelganger
The Get Up Kids Something to Write Home About
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium
The Mars Volta The Bedlam in Goliath
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Mongrel
The Ocean Precambrian
The Pax Cecilia Blessed Are The Bonds
The Pax Cecilia Nouveau
the pillows Happy Bivouac
The Plot To Blow Up The Eiffel Tower Dissertation, Honey
The Spirit Of Versailles Discography
These Arms Are Snakes This Is Meant To Hurt You
Thursday War All the Time
Thursday A City By the Light Divided
Touche Amore ...To the Beat of a Dead Horse
Trophy Scars Hospital Music
Trophy Scars Darts to the Sea
Underoath Disambiguation
Unwound Repetition
Verse En Coma Rialto
Weedeater God Luck and Good Speed

4.0 excellent
1994! Thank You Arms and Fingers
A Hope For Home Realis
A Wilhelm Scream A Wilhelm Scream
Age Sixteen Summer 2009 Demo
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Agorapocalypse
Alexisonfire Watch Out!
Alpinist Minus.Mensch
American Football American Football
Ampere All Our Tomorrows End Today
Ampere The First Five Years
Anberlin Cities
Andrew Jackson Jihad Can't Maintain
Andrew W.K. I Get Wet
Animals as Leaders Animals as Leaders
Archives Decline
Armchairpolitician Seven Segment Decoder
Artist Vs Poet Favorite Fix
As Blood Runs Black Allegiance
As Cities Burn Son, I Loved You At Your Darkest
As Cities Burn Come Now Sleep
As Cities Burn Hell Or High Water
As Tall As Lions You Can't Take It With You
Atlas Sound Logos
August Burns Red Constellations
BATS Cruel Sea Scientist
Battle Of Wolf 359 The Death Of Affect
Believer Gabriel
Beloved Failure On
Blakfish Champions
Bloc Party Intimacy
Bomb the Music Industry! Get Warmer
Bomb the Music Industry! Scrambles
Brand New Daisy
Breather Resist Charmer
Buckethead Population Override
Cancer Bats Birthing The Giant
Cap'n Jazz Analphabetapolothology
Cave In Jupiter
Chotto Ghetto Rampage
Circle of Contempt Artifacts in Motion
City and Colour Bring Me Your Love
City of Ships Look What God Did To Us
Closure in Moscow The Penance and the Patience
Coheed and Cambria In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3
Comadre The Youth
Daitro Laisser Vivre Les Squelettes
Dananananaykroyd Hey Everyone
Dance Gavin Dance Dance Gavin Dance
Death in June But, What Ends When the Symbols Shatter?
Deerhoof The Milk Man
Deftones White Pony
Dirty Projectors Bitte Orca
Dividing the Line At Least It's Not Light
Eleventh He Reaches London Hollow Be My Name
Empire! Empire! (I Was a Lonely Estate) What It Takes to Move Forward
Every Time I Die Hot Damn!
FACT In the Blink of an Eye
While it is a bit poppier, the extremely aggresive sound you'd expect from FACT is back and they've put together a mature, extremely good effort.
FACT Never Turn Out The Light To Keep Myself
Foxy Shazam The Flamingo Trigger
Foxy Shazam Foxy Shazam
If you're looking for another Pink Flamingo Trigger, than look elsewhere, but if you want a fantastic pop album, with brilliant composition, diversity, and influences all over the map, you've come to listen to the right album.
Frodus And We Washed Our Weapons In The Sea
fun. Aim and Ignite
Gaza He Is Never Coming Back
Glassjaw Worship and Tribute
Gorillaz Plastic Beach
Greeley Estates Go West Young Man, Let The Evil Go East
Green Day Dookie
Grizzly Bear Veckatimest
Grown Ups Songs
Hank Williams III Straight to Hell
Have Heart The Things We Carry
Have Heart Songs to Scream at the Sun
He Is Legend I Am Hollywood
Heaven Shall Burn Iconoclast (Part 1: The Final Resistance)
Heroin Heroin
HORSE the band Desperate Living
Hot Cross Fair Trades and Farewells
HRVRD The Inevitable And I
I Would Set Myself On Fire For You I Would Set Myself On Fire For You
In Pieces Lions Write History
Jeffrey Lewis & the Freight Trains The Last Time I Did Acid I Went Insane
Jeromes Dream Completed
Jeromes Dream Seeing Means More Than Safety
Johnny Foreigner Grace And The Bigger Picture
Jonsi Go
Kaospilot Shadows
L'Antietam Family
L'Antietam Arthur Carr
La Dispute Here, Hear.
La Dispute Here, Hear. II
La Dispute Here, Hear. III
La Dispute Winter Tour Holiday CD-R
La Quiete La Fine Non E La Fine
Lady Gaga The Fame
Lady Gaga The Fame Monster
Lady Radiator Bounce Energy Hear Me Out
Les Savy Fav Let's Stay Friends
Letting Up Despite Great Faults Letting Up Despite Great Faults
Adorable dating music for those cutesy moments when you're holding hands and running in the fields.
Then switch it to some Napalm Death when fucking.
Loma Prieta Last City
LoveHateHero White Lies
Madvillain Madvillainy
Marvins Revolt Killec
MC Frontalot Nerdcore Rising
Meet Me in St. Louis Variations on Swing
Melt-Banana Cell-Scape
Memphis May Fire Sleepwalking
mewithoutYou A to B: Life
Mineral The Power Of Failing
Minus the Bear Highly Refined Pirates
Minus the Bear Planet of Ice
Moving Mountains Pneuma
My Epic I Am Undone
My Heart To Joy Seasons In Verse
Native We Delete; Erase
Needless To Say Bourgeoisie
Might up this later, but it's not too hard to think of who this is similar to.
Rhymes with the Shmood Shmothers
Neil Perry Lineage Situation
Neon Blonde Chandeliers in the Savannah
Obadiah Parker Obadiah Parker Live
Of Machines As If Everything Was Held In Place
Orchid Chaos Is Me
Orchid Totality
Our Last Night The Ghosts Among Us
Owls Owls
Passion Pit Manners
Past Lives Tapestry of Webs
Paul Baribeau Grand Ledge
Pg. 99 Document #12
Pg. 99 Document #6
Pierce the Veil A Flair for the Dramatic
Pierce the Veil Selfish Machines
Polyenso Birth.Eater
Portrait Discography
Portraits Of Past Cypress Dust Witch
Portugal. The Man The Satanic Satanist
Raekwon Only Built 4 Cuban Linx... Pt II
Russian Circles Geneva
Rx Bandits Progress
Sailboats Demo
Sigur Ros Takk...
Sigur Ros Heima (DVD)
Sigur Ros Med sud i eyrum vio spilum endalaust
Skycamefalling 10.21
Snowing Fuck Your Emotional Bullshit
Spires (USA) Flowers And Fireworks
Suis La Lune Quiet, Pull the Strings!
Swing Kids Discography
Taking Back Sunday Tell All Your Friends
Tera Melos Tera Melos
The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour
The Blood Brothers This Adultery Is Ripe
The Blood Brothers Young Machetes
The Coma Recovery Drown That Holy End in Wine
The Dear Hunter Act III: Life and Death
The Decemberists The Crane Wife
The Fall of Troy The Fall of Troy
The Fall of Troy Ghostship
The Locust Plague Soundscapes
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Nuclear, Sad, Nuclear
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Worse Than Alone
The Saddest Landscape Lift Your Burdens High For This is Where We Cross
The Saddest Landscape A Promise Was Made...
The Script The Script
These Arms Are Snakes Oxeneers or the Lion Sleeps When Its Antelope Go Home
These Arms Are Snakes Easter
These Arms Are Snakes Tail Swallower and Dove
Thrice The Illusion of Safety
Thrice The Artist in the Ambulance
Thursday Full Collapse
Touche Amore Touche Amore
Transistor Transistor Ruined Lives
Trophy Scars Alphabet Alphabets
Trophy Scars Bad Luck
Underoath Define the Great Line
Underoath Lost in the Sound of Separation
Victor! Fix the Sun Person Place Or Thing
Victor! Fix the Sun Retracable Claws
Yaphet Kotto The Killer Was in the Government Blankets
Young Widows Old Wounds

3.5 great
A City Safe From Sea Throw Me Through Walls
A Day to Remember For Those Who Have Heart
A Skylit Drive Wires...And The Concept Of Breathing
A Textbook Tragedy Intimidator
Alexisonfire Old Crows / Young Cardinals
Algernon Cadwallader Some Kind Of Cadwallader
Amanda Woodward La Decadence de la Decadence
andtheywillriot! Leonard EP
Artist Vs Poet Artist vs Poet EP
Audience Of One I Remember When This All Meant Something
Audience Of One EP
Aussitot Mort Montuenga
Before Their Eyes Before Their Eyes
Before Today A Celebration Of An Ending
Blessthefall His Last Walk
Bomb the Music Industry! Adults!!!...
Bravo Fucking Bravo II
BT These Hopeful Machines
Burden of a Day Blessed Be Our Ever After
calculator These Roots Grow Deep...
Cease Upon the Capitol Cease Upon the Capitol
Circa Survive Juturna
City and Colour Sometimes
Comadre Burn Your Bones
Comadre A Wolf Ticket
Daniel Striped Tiger Capital Cities
Dominic Nord
Elder (USA-PA) Reflect
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP
Eminem The Eminem Show
Fall Out Boy From Under the Cork Tree
Gatsby's American Dream Volcano
Gojira From Mars to Sirius
Hella There's No 666 In Outer Space
Hot Cross Risk Revival
I Hate Myself 10 Songs
I Set My Friends On Fire You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter
Idiot Pilot Strange We Should Meet Here
In the Face of War Everything You've Heard Is True
Indian Summer Discography
Iwrestledabearonce It's All Happening
Jaguar Love Take Me to the Sea
Jimmy Eat World Chase This Light
Jonny Craig A Dream Is A Question You Don't Know How To Answer
Justin Bieber My World
Kidcrash New Ruins
La Dispute Vancouver
La Quiete La Quiete II
Los Campesinos! Romance Is Boring
Lostprophets The Betrayed
Make Me Make Me
Maths Split with Throats
Mihai Edrisch Un Jour Sans Lendemain
Mozart Season Apotheosis
Not terrible, actually very catchy at times. Took a lot of talent to make as well, simply very overrated
Orchid Dance Tonight! Revolution Tomorrow!
Owl City Ocean Eyes
Panic! At the Disco A Fever You Can't Sweat Out
Pg. 99 Document #2
Polyenso The Tide
Silverstein A Shipwreck in the Sand
Sinaloa Footprints On Floorboards
Team Teamwork The Ocarina of Rhyme
Team Teamwork Vinyl Fantasy VII
This album is too entertaining.
Though there are a number of unmemorable tracks that you'd rather skip, the fun gimmick should attract FFVII or Hip-Hop fans from all over.
The Antlers Hospice
The Blood Brothers Rumors Laid Waste
The Blood Brothers Jungle Rules Live
The Chariot The Fiancee
The Color Morale We All Have Demons
The Decemberists Picaresque
The Dillinger Escape Plan Option Paralysis
The Ghost of a Thousand This Is Where The Fight Begins
The Mars Volta Amputechture
The Mars Volta Octahedron
The Plot To Blow Up The Eiffel Tower Love in the Fascist Brothel
The Saddest Landscape The Sound Of The Spectacle
The Sound of Animals Fighting Tiger and the Duke
The Word Alive Deceiver
Thursday Five Stories Falling
Tides of Man Empire Theory
Towers Full Circle
Trophy Scars Goodnight Alchemy
Underneath The Gun Forfeit Misfortunes
Underoath They're Only Chasing Safety
Underoath Survive Kaleidoscope
Unfathoms and Blasphymartyr Votre Cote Mon Cote
Woe, Is Me Number[s]
I think the people here are underrating this album. They could do with less breakdowns but this was pretty good. Like a lesser Of Machines. I thoroughly enjoyed myself

3.0 good
Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion
Blessthefall Witness
Burden of a Day OneOneThousand
C'est La Guerre Demo
Circa Survive Blue Sky Noise
Daughters Canada Songs
Die Antwoord $O$
Enter Shikari Common Dreads
Fall Out Boy Infinity on High
Funeral Diner The Underdark
Greeley Estates No Rain, No Rainbow
This is a very fun and br00tal album it's seeming. It's like BMTH decided to get better and a bit more original, though I might lower this later to a 3, but I'm liking this right now.
Hawthorne Heights Skeletons
This album is a huge step up actually. People should stop rating so low cuz of CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Heaven In Her Arms Duplex-Coated Obstruction
Heaven in Her Arms?
Moar like Envy in Her Arms, amirite?
But yeah, this is hardly an emo release. Basically just adding some classic emo chord progressions and screaming to a normal Post-Metal Record. Ripping off Envy, too.
I See Stars 3D
Jaguar Love Hologram Jams
While some high quality tracks keep this a somewhat enjoyable album, about half are unmemorable and simply blend together. Does not live up to the highly charming Highways of Gold or Johnny Whitney's Neon Blonde.
Jamies Elsewhere They Said a Storm Was Coming
Actually a lot more entertaining than I hoped.
When I heard Synths, I assumed they would try to be the new Attack Attack! But the clean and screamed vocals are good.
Kesha Animal
Los Campesinos! Hold On Now, Youngster...
Nick Jonas and the Administration Who I Am
Of Mice and Men Of Mice & Men
Of Mice and Men The Flood
Our Last Night We Will All Evolve
Huge regression for the band, while increasing in studio quality and screamed vocals, they lose all of the originality and slight progression they gave to the scenecore genre with their debut.
Now they attempt to sound like a new popular band in the scene with every other song, be it from The Devil Wears Prada to Bring Me The Horizon to Hawethorne Heights with hooks we've all heard before and dissonant riffs with no originality, then some droning breakdowns.
Though they do stay a bit ahead of the game in terms of catchiness and progression just enough to be better than average and slightly better then their totally generic peers in the scene.
3/5
Saetia A Retrospective
Sound We Sleep Keeping Secrets
The Script Science & Faith
Thrice Beggars
Thursday Waiting
Yaphet Kotto We Bury Our Dead Alive

2.5 average
Alesana The Emptiness
Broadway Kingdoms
Insane Clown Posse The Great Milenko
Never Shout Never What Is Love?
Sabaton Primo Victoria

2.0 poor
Alesana On Frail Wings Of Vanity And Wax
Asking Alexandria Stand Up and Scream
Bullet for My Valentine Scream, Aim, Fire
Circle Takes The Square As the Roots Undo
Converge Jane Doe
Escape the Fate Dying Is Your Latest Fashion
My Chemical Romance Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge
My Chemical Romance The Black Parade
Opeth Blackwater Park
We Came As Romans To Plant a Seed
Wolfmother Wolfmother

1.5 very poor
A Day to Remember Homesick
Alesana Where Myth Fades to Legend
Attack Attack! (US) Someday Came Suddenly
Drop Dead, Gorgeous Worse Than A Fairy Tale
Eminem Relapse
Eminem Relapse: Refill
Never Shout Never Me & My Uke
Panic! At the Disco Pretty. Odd.
The Devil Wears Prada With Roots Above and Branches Below
Watchout! Theres Ghosts Ghost Town

1.0 awful
Aiden Knives
Insane Clown Posse Bang! Pow! Boom!
Millionaires Bling Bling Bling!
Never Shout Never Yippee EP
The Devil Wears Prada Dear Love: A Beautiful Discord
The Devil Wears Prada Plagues
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