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5.0 classic
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command
Atheist Unquestionable Presence
Between the Buried and Me The Parallax II: Future Sequence
Between the Buried and Me Future Sequence: Live at the Fidelitorium
Converge Jane Doe
Converge's masterpiece, every track will leave a lasting impression and the album as a whole is simply spectacular.
Deftones Around the Fur
Elton John Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Funeral For A Friend is as epic as any Godspeed You! Black Emperor song. Except its fucking GAY.
Elton John Madman Across the Water
I challenge you to find an overall better album. Perfection.
Emery We Do What We Want
Sure the vocal harmonies are gone, but i love the heavier direction. Is this a 5? Nah, its a solid 4, BUT I DO WHAT I FUCKING WANT.
Frank Turner Love, Ire & Song
He writes about shit we've all heard before, but he does it with real pretty words. And a british accent.
Frank Turner England Keep My Bones
I bought a really expensive bottle of whiskey for when this shit leaks. EDIT... im drunk. EDIT #2... This is a fucking classic.
Frank Turner Last Minutes and Lost Evenings
Glassjaw Coloring Book
what is this shit deleting my soundoffs? foul play. ep is still all kinds of amazing. still didnt even listen to it.
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F#A# (Infinity)
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Slow Riot For New Zero Kanada
I knew nothing, about anything, until the moment this EP ended.
Green Day Dookie
King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King
Kyuss Blues for the Red Sun
La Dispute Somewhere at the Bottom of the River...
Album proverbially "clicked" with me today. If songs like New Storms For Older Lovers, Fall Down, Never Get Back Up Again, and The Last Lost Continent dont evoke some sort of emotional response, you're obviously heartless.
La Dispute Wildlife
I'm 50 seconds in. Indisputable classic.
Massive Attack Mezzanine
fuck to it.
Miles Davis Kind of Blue
Modest Mouse The Moon & Antarctica
My Bloody Valentine Loveless
My Chemical Romance Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge
My Chemical Romance The Black Parade
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
This is one of the most beautiful things ive ever heard, the sheer emotion and raw power here is unrivaled. Sorry Justin Vernon. Jeff Mangum just shat on you.
Neutral Milk Hotel Neutral Milk Hotel Box Set
A beautifully packaged collector's item. The posters are nice and the foldout Holland 1945 slip is awesome. The Ferris Wheel on Fire EP makes the whole thing worth it with some of the best recordings that were never released. "My Dream Girl Don't Exist" is heart wrenching.
Off Minor The Heat Death of the Universe
Opeth Still Life
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon
Pink Floyd Animals
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here
Pink Floyd Live at Pompeii
Pixies Doolittle
Rush Moving Pictures
Rush 2112
Rush Rush in Rio
Strapping Young Lad City
The Beatles Revolver
The Beatles Abbey Road
The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
The Beatles The Beatles In Mono
The Beatles The Beatles: Stereo Box Set
The Fall of Troy Doppelganger
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium
Dont listen to austin, album roolz.
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Put On Your Rosy Red Glasses
The Tallest Man on Earth The Wild Hunt
Trophy Scars Hospital Music
This is perfection incarnate when it comes to music in my opinion. Far surpassing the likes of Traced In Air, Jane Doe, The Holy Bible, Blackwater Park, or any other Sputnik-Appointed classics, I find myself entranced every single time i listen to Trophy Scars' breakthrough EP. Jerry is a god.
Trophy Scars Never Born, Never Dead
These motherfuckers just do not know how to make a bad album. Not a 2.
Trophy Scars Holy Vacants
Holy Vacants may be the greatest musical achievement of my lifetime thus far. The album continuously
dishes out moments that illicit everything from shivers to damn near tears. Qeres goes balls to the wall
and sees the return of Jerry Jones' Converge-esque screaming freak outs, Gutted and Chicago
Typewriter just drip with tangible resentment and bitterness, and Hagiophobia still rocks the fuck out
even after more or less staying on repeat since February for me. Archangel and Burning Mirror embody
everything that Trophy Scars is and have been working towards since Darts to the Sea and Hospital
Music first fucked my ear drums into submission years ago. And then there's Everything Disappearing.
Jfc. This is the easiest 5 I've ever given, and it somehow not only met, but exceeded every expectation
and bit of hype I had built up for this release.
Underoath Anthology: 1999-2013
This is a 5 because high school me would not have survived without this band.
Vaura The Missing
tits
Wingnut Dishwashers Burn the Earth, Leave it Behind
Should have been AOTY last year. Seriously the greatest thing to ever happen to the folk punk scene since Andrew Jackson Jihad.

4.5 superb
Alcest Shelter
Alcest abandons the black metal and is all the better for it. Shelter is the duo's most fully realized album. Impeccable production coupled with tight songwriting that climaxes and crescendos with beauty. The first great release of 2014.
Alesana On Frail Wings of Vanity and Wax
Sentimentality. That is all.
Anaal Nathrakh The Codex Necro
Andrew Jackson Jihad People Who Can Eat People are the Luckiest People
Andrew Jackson Jihad Candy Cigarettes, Capguns, Issue Problems and Such
Andrew Jackson Jihad Knife Man
Andrew Jackson Jihad continue to improve while alienating their annoying hipster fan-base by going even more electric. If you dislike this and their last album cause it's too electric... A) You don't deserve to like them anyway, and B) ...Fuck you. Just, fuck you, man.
As Cities Burn Son, I Loved You At Your Darkest
As Cities Burn Hell Or High Water
Beach House Teen Dream
I think that only me and everyone else at Merriweather Post Pavilion on 9/11/10 have experienced Beach House as they are meant to be... on the lawn, starry night, laying back, enjoying the sounds. Tell me that doesn't sound perfect. Animal Collective my ass.
Beach House Bloom
Holy fuck is this great. Beach House refines everything that made them awesome and add some post rock influence. Hello, Summer Album of 2012.
Between the Buried and Me Colors
Between the Buried and Me Colors_Live
Between the Buried and Me The Great Misdirect
because colors is way better.
Between the Buried and Me The Parallax: Hypersleep Dialogues
Bob Dylan Highway 61 Revisited
Bob Dylan Blood on the Tracks
Kristian Mattheson wasn't even ALIVE when this shit came out.
Boris Noise
Handily destroys Praparat and any of the Year of Boris trilogy. A distinctively "Boris" sound permeates the album, their heavy rock sound refined to a pinpoint and drenched in shoegazey effects and delightful passages of crushing sludge and ethereal post rock crescendos in equal measure. Shades of all the different sounds of the band make an appearance, and the album is all the more dynamic and pleasing for it. Trails only behind Holy Vacants for album of 2014 easily at this point in time.
Boston Boston
Boston Don't Look Back
Boston Greatest Hits
Botch We Are the Romans
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Cave In White Silence
Choking Victim No Gods, No Managers
Church of Misery Thy Kingdom Scum
Out Sabbaths the new Sabbath album without even trying.
Circle Takes the Square As the Roots Undo
Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain
Deafheaven Sunbather
Death The Sound of Perseverance
Death Symbolic
Death Vivus!
Defeater Travels
Defeater Lost Ground
Deftones White Pony
Deftones Diamond Eyes
I listened to this very thoroughly before deciding to rate this and have decided that a 5 is the only appropriate rating.
Taking from all of their previous releases... the heaviness of Adrenaline and Around The Fur, the atmosphere of White
Pony, the catchiness of the Self Titled, and the diversity of Saturday Night Wrist, Deftones have crafted their magnum
opus. And i'm on board with the whole Diamond Eyes/Owl thing being a nod to Chi... it makes sense, and definitely
gives the whole affair a personal feel.
Deftones Koi No Yokan
Devin Townsend Project Deconstruction
da fuck is this for real? EDIT: holy shit it is
Devin Townsend Project Ghost
this is real pretty...
Devin Townsend Project Epicloud
I don't even know what to say. It's epic. And loud.
Earth Primitive and Deadly
It does indeed sound like the cover art. A primitive and deadly slab of sludgey metal with monolithic riffs.
Electric Wizard Dopethrone
Elton John Honky Chateau
Elton John Tumbleweed Connection
Elton John Elton John
Elton John Rocket Man: The Definitive Hits
Every Time I Die From Parts Unknown
This album is somehow better than Ex-Lives in every single way. Melts faces, tears assholes, etc.
Explosions in the Sky The Earth is Not a Cold Dead Place
Frank Turner Take to the Road
Gates Bloom and Breathe
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas...
Godspeed You! Black Emperor 'Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend!
Guess what? I saw Mladic live. And it blew my fucking mind. This album is near perfection. Welcome back, godspeed.
Green Day American Idiot
Hot Cross Cryonics
Immolation Close to a World Below
Dear Immolation, during the listening to your album "close to a world below" i ruined my pants numerous times due to my bbw fetish and this album's consistently heavy nature. I want a new pair of pants, asap. Thank you.
Isis Panopticon
Jimmy Buffett Songs You Know By Heart
Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains Love Songs For The Apocalypse
Kashiwa Daisuke Program Music I
Kayo Dot Coffins on Io
Good god this is an amazing album, easily top 5 of the year. The only gripe I have is i
feel like they missed an opportunity not including harsh vocals in the Assassination of
Adam.
Kurt Vile Wakin on a Pretty Daze
Kyuss Welcome to Sky Valley
Lakota De Kai Smoke Signals
Why does this have such a low average? For a debut ep this is just stupid good. Every Time I Die meets The Chariot with some La Dispute thrown in for a nice ebb and flow of heavy hitting parts with slow twinkly stuff with emotive vocals.
Maylene and the Sons of Disaster Maylene and the Sons of Disaster
Listen to Dangerous Curves Ahead without punching your wife and then tell me youre brutal.
Mongol Horde Mongol Horde
Frank Turner playing heavy shit in 2014. A little hardcore, a little punk, a dash of sludge, and a whole lot of
attitude. It's as awesome as I knew it was going to be the second it was announced. Takes a lot of cues from
Refused in the best ways.
More Than Life Love Let Me Go
SAETIA WITH BALLS.
Municipal Waste Waste 'Em All
My Bloody Valentine m b v
My Chemical Romance May Death Never Stop You
Neutral Milk Hotel Ferris Wheel on Fire
the feeling of dropping a needle onto the only "new" music NMH has put out in over a decade is one not easily rivaled in emotional awesomeness.
Pg. 99 Document #8
Pink Floyd Meddle
Pixies Surfer Rosa
Portal Vexovoid
Like staring into satan's eyes and not being able to divert your gaze for 34 minutes
Portugal. The Man The Satanic Satanist
Protest the Hero Scurrilous
I gotta admit. This is the shit.
Refused Refused Are Fucking Dead
An awesome DVD that chronicles the demise of one of the douchiest bands in music. Was included in the vinyl package I got when I saw them. So good.
Rush The Spirit of Radio: Greatest Hits
Rush Clockwork Angels
Scale the Summit The Collective
The first "5" of 2011. This is AOTY material right here, and at the very least SOTY in "Whales." So much variance and diversity, and one of the only instrumental metal albums i've heard that so perfectly conveys emotion.
Shpongle Tales of the Inexpressible
SikTh Death of a Dead Day
Snowmine Laminate Pet Animal
Stray From the Path Rising Sun
GOD THIS IS SO ANGRY I JUST WANNA SKULLFUCK SOMEONE.
Swarms Old Raves End
The Beatles Rubber Soul
The Beatles The Beatles
The Beatles Hey Jude
The Beatles Past Masters, Vol. 2
The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity
The Dillinger Escape Plan Irony Is a Dead Scene
The Faceless Akeldama
The Fall of Troy Phantom on the Horizon
Overproduced and tampered with to the point where it pales next to the original demos, but still a damn fine collection of songs.
The Jonbenet Ugly/Heartless
The Mars Volta Frances the Mute
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Worse Than Alone
The Number Twelve put out their best album since "Put On Your Rosy Red Glasses" and with amazing guitar, jazzy bass, pounding drums, and Jekyll and Hyde vocalization, these guys will have you coming back for numerous listens.
The War on Drugs Slave Ambient
This is so good what is this i dont even...
Thursday Full Collapse
Thursday No Devolucion
ITS PRETTY FUCKING GOOD YOU GUYS
Titus Andronicus The Monitor
Trioscapes Separate Realities
Trophy Scars Darkness, Oh Hell
trophy scars gets better with every release. its pretty crazy.
Typhoon (USA-OR) White Lighter
Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler
Vampire Weekend Vampire Weekend
Vampire Weekend Contra
I dont get all the 3's. Sure the album's nothing revolutionary, but its damn fun and well executed. And its not overproduced... thats just Vampire Weekend being Vampire Weekend.
Vampire Weekend Modern Vampires of the City
Vampire Weekend shatters my (admittedly low) expectations with this album. It's not a collection of transparent pop songs this time around. The progression in their sound is admirable, and their sound has gone to a really nice, airy, upbeat place within the congested indie pop scene. Best surprise of 2013 yet.

4.0 excellent
A Lot Like Birds Plan B
Album is amazingly original and varied. Its like if The Fall of Troy fucked The Mars Volta while Circle Takes The Square fapped in the corner.
A Lot Like Birds Conversation Piece
lol staff.
A Lot Like Birds No Place
After the Burial Rareform (Re-release)
After the Burial In Dreams
yeah its pretty cool. really meshuggah-like. lots of juns. some cool cleans. i liked it.
Against Me! Transgender Dysphoria Blues
Agalloch The Mantle
Agalloch Ashes Against the Grain
Alcest Ecailles De Lune
Altar of Plagues Teethed Glory and Injury
Anaal Nathrakh In the Constellation of the Black Widow
Andrew Jackson Jihad Only God Can Judge Me
Andrew Jackson Jihad Candy Cigarettes and Cap Guns
BUT SHE'S A STUPID CUNT
Andrew Jackson Jihad Can't Maintain
Arsonists Get All the Girls Portals
At the Drive-In This Station Is Non-Operational
At the Drive-In In/Casino/Out
August Burns Red Leveler
Band is still nothing amazing and probably never will be, but there are subtle improvements and tweaks to their sound that make for a solid metalcore outing. EDIT: Listened to this in my car... what IS up with the mixing? Its all fucked up...
August Burns Red Sleddin' Hill
August Burns Red Rescue and Restore
B. Dolan House of Bees Vol. 2
Why is there only one rating for this? You fuckers need to check this out.
Bad Lamps Soultronic
BATS The Sleep of Reason
Beastie Boys Hot Sauce Committee Part Two
Beck Morning Phase
The people calling this boring need to be filled in that Beck did more than just "Girl"
Beheading of a King Quasar: Preserving Legacy
Behemoth Demigod
Between the Buried and Me The Silent Circus
Between the Buried and Me Alaska
Black Crown Initiate The Wreckage of Stars
Bob Dylan Tempest
I can't believe this is good what the fucking hell i dont even
Bomb the Music Industry! Scrambles
Dynamic and amazing. The only two words i can say.
Bomb the Music Industry! Vacation
So is this good or not fags?
Bon Iver Bon Iver, Bon Iver
Its pretty and stuff and has lots of things and junk to listen to.
Bongzilla Amerijuanican
Boris Präparat
Born of Osiris The Discovery
Absolutely shocked at how much awesomesauce they put on this tasty little sandwich, and bloc obviously
won...
Brand New Deja Entendu
Brand New Daisy
Bring Me the Horizon Sempiternal
I'll be damned. It's not bad. And for the first time I can actually say yeah, its good. Excellent even. Antivist blowwwws though.
Burden of a Day OneOneThousand
A lot better than their previous two. New vocalist is great. Full review later, possibly.
Casualties of Cool Casualties of Cool
CHON Woohoo!
CHON with pristine production and some vocals thrown into the mix. It's a wholly satisfying little EP, I just hope they branch out some more on the full length.
Circle Takes the Square Rites of Initiation
Converge You Fail Me
Converge Petitioning the Empty Sky
Converge Axe to Fall
I think.... Jane Doe might have real competition for the first time since... Jane Doe.
EDIT: nahhhh
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind
Crosses Crosses
Holy fuck this is really good and dreamy n shit fuck team sleep this is like beach house with balls im really
fuckin stoned
Cynic Focus
Cynic Traced in Air
Dance Gavin Dance Whatever I Say Is Royal Ocean
lol some of these soundoffs are really gay. oh yeah this ep is awesome. defnitely jonny's best work.
Dance Gavin Dance Happiness
Dance Gavin Dance have come into their own with "Happiness," leaving their first three releases behind as unrecognizable when compared to the spacey guitar riffs and airy vocals and raw screams here. Listen to this album after smoking a bowl and tell me its not amazing.
Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain II
jonny can keep fucking his fans for all i care. this rocks.
Dance Gavin Dance Acceptance Speech
The end of Death of the Robot with Human Hair, and some questionable production choices keep this from the 4.5 that it's oh so close to.
Deafheaven Roads to Judah
Death Human
Death Live in L.A.: Death & Raw
Death Live in Eindhoven
Defeater Empty Days and Sleepless Nights
Devil Sold His Soul Belong/Betray
SO good to hear this band back on their game. Acres finally has some competition in this genre. New vocalist is great, though despite being improved ten fold, I think they should just nix the clean singing
DIR EN GREY DUM SPIRO SPERO
Am i retarded for thinking The Blossoming Beezelbub sounds like Opeth?
Earthrise Eras Lost
Eels Wonderful, Glorious
Best Eels album in a minute. Some good tracks on here with some interesting new experimentation.
Eels The Cautionary Tales of Mark Oliver Everett
E is back to his depressing, meandering, lyrically wistful ways. And it's better than his last four albums by a long shot.
Enslaved Axioma Ethica Odini
Enslaved RIITIIR
ERRA Moments of Clarity
Still don't understand why I like Erra so much, I thought I outgrew this metalcore with whiny cleans shit so long ago.
Every Time I Die Hot Damn!
Explosions in the Sky All of a Sudden, I Miss Everyone
Fallujah The Flesh Prevails
Fear Before Odd How People Shake
Fear Before The Always Open Mouth
Fleshgod Apocalypse Agony
Foxy Shazam The Flamingo Trigger
Frank Turner Sleep Is For The Week
Its not love ire or england but there are enough great tracks here to warrant a listen. Namely Worse Things Happen At Sea and Back In The Day.
Frank Turner The First Three Years
Worth it for the version of Worse Things Happen At Sea on here. So fucking good. So angry. Also, Heartless Bastard Motherfucker.
Frank Turner Poetry of the Deed
Has so much more weight and presence in the context of his career as it is today, seeing where he is now in terms of popularity bote stateside and in his homeland. It's comforting to know that the high life he's been writing about since "Sleep is for the Week" has come to him at last, and this was the last album where he had to just write and dream about it before it all happened.
Frank Turner Tape Deck Heart
Tentative 4... Needs to sink in. Immediate standouts include recovery, tell tale signs, four simple words, and the bonus track tattoos.
Funeral Diner The Underdark
Gerard Way Hesitant Alien
How did this end up being so damn good? Combines britpop and shoegaze flavors with a good bit of dream pop. No Shows is an early highlight and the best songs are the mid tempo ones towards the tail end of the album like Drugstore Perfume.
Glassjaw Worship and Tribute
Glassjaw Our Color Green (The Singles)
Gorguts Considered Dead
Gorguts The Erosion of Sanity
Haste the Day Burning Bridges
Hawthorne Heights Hate
A return to form, no matter how gay that form is.
He Is Legend I Am Hollywood
High on Fire Snakes For The Divine
Isis Wavering Radiant
Jack White Lazaretto
Jeff Mangum Live at Jittery Joe's
Job for a Cowboy Sun Eater
Job for a Cowboy finally make the album that they were meant to. Riffs and bass and awesome album artwork and song titles with some tasteful technical chops amount to a damn fine listen. As much as I love Doom, it is great to see them finally come into their own as a "good band."
Justin Timberlake The 20/20 Experience
Kayo Dot Gamma Knife
La Dispute Vancouver
La Dispute Untitled
La Dispute Rooms of the House
Not sure when the userbase collectively turned on la dispute, but this album is a different beast than River or Wildlife. A much more subdued affair, songs like Woman (In Mirror) and Objects in Space provide the album's unexpected highlights with a near indie rock vibe that channels The National at least a little bit.
Lady Gaga The Fame
Lady Gaga The Fame Monster
Lady Gaga Artpop
Lana Del Rey Ultraviolence
Heard a few songs from her a year or so ago and honestly can't remember a thing about a single one, so I went into this with no expectations. Ditching most of the electronics was a good move. This is some straight up reverb laden dream pop bliss.
Lapko A New Bohemia
Lead Hands Lead Hands
Leftover Crack Fuсk World Trade
Leftover Crack Mediocre Generica
Lights Siberia
THAT ALBUM COVER... bonerific.
Locktender Rodin
Lord Mantis Death Mask
Man Mountain To Call Each Thing by its Right Name
Post Rock that somehow maintains interest throughout three hefty songs from an unknown band. Amazingly
appropriate winter tunes.
Mastodon The Hunter
I like to imagine Jason Statham kicking ass with this playing.
Meshuggah Nothing
Misery Index Discordia
Misery Index Heirs To Thievery
Misery Index definitely takes all the good out of their past albums and releases it in one focused shit fit of death metal.
Mountains Centralia
Municipal Waste The Art of Partying
My Chemical Romance Life on the Murder Scene
Norma Jean Redeemer
Nux Vomica Nux Vomica
Holy fuck this is some impressive shit. Angry music with post rock and a decent heaping of whatever crust is.
Opeth Blackwater Park
Periphery Periphery
Pianos Become the Teeth The Lack Long After
Pianos Become the Teeth Keep You
After listening to and promptly dismissing both Old Pride and TLLA, this is a big surprise
Pink Floyd The Endless River
For what it is, it's the best Pink Floyd album that 2014 could've brought us. It creates a surreal and spacey undeniably Floyd atmosphere that is nice to hear one last time.
Pixies Come On Pilgrim
Polyenso Birth.Eater
Polyenso One Big Particular Loop
Pomegranate Tiger Entities
Portugal. The Man Evil Friends
Protest the Hero Fortress
Radiohead In Rainbows
For when you want to stay awake and listen to Radiohead.
Rorcal Vilagvege
Holy fuck this album is pure fucking evil, seriously some twisted, heavy shit. If Heliogabalus was too slow and plodding for you, Vilavege presents itself as that album's counterpart- fast, frenetic, and similarly vicious and filled with vitriol.
Rush Rush
Rush Working Men
This wasn't fucking necessary, write a new album...
Sallie Ford and the Sound Outside Untamed Beast
Scale the Summit The Migration
Secret Band Secret Band EP
Shai Hulud Reach Beyond the Sun
Sigur Ros Ágætis byrjun
Sigur Ros Inni
Silverstein Discovering the Waterfront
Silverstein This Is How the Wind Shifts
Skrillex Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites
Sleep Dopesmoker
DROOOOOOOP OUT OFFFF LIFEEEE WITH BONGGGG IN HANNNND. FOLLOWWW THE SMOOOKE TO THE RIFF FILLED LANNNNND.
Sleep Sleep's Holy Mountain
Sleepwave Broken Compass
Those lyrics in Paper Planes holy shit. Should hit right at home for people with pasts similar to Spencer's
Sleigh Bells Treats
should not be allowed to rate this unless listened to on capable speakers. WHATD IT SAY MAN I DIDNT EVEN
KNOW.
Slipknot .5: The Gray Chapter
.5 is actually pretty damn enjoyable. It's more lolgood as opposed to the expected lolbad. Never thought I would enjoy an album from this band in 2014/as a 23 year old man.
Snowmine Dialects
Why is no one talking about this? It's really good... and those string arrangements hot damn. Columbus.
Steven Wilson Grace for Drowning
Stray From the Path Make Your Own History
Soundtrack to killing old people and punching toddlers.
Surfer Blood Pythons
Tame Impala Innerspeaker
"What The Beatles would sound like if they took EVEN MORE drugs with a dash of Led Zeppelin and Cream." ryou had me at hello. album is just wonderful.
Tame Impala Lonerism
Holy balls this is good. What the Beatles would sound like today if they did even more drugs...
The Beatles Let It Be… Naked
The Beatles A Hard Day's Night
The Beatles Let It Be
The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour
The Chariot One Wing
this is just a bunch of fucking riffs fuck
The Contortionist Language
Holy balls. Out-Cynics the new Cynic with flying colors. Light up a joint and listen to the Language of The Contortionist take you away.
The Dillinger Escape Plan Ire Works
The Dillinger Escape Plan Option Paralysis
The Fall of Troy The Fall of Troy
The Fall of Troy Ghostship
The Fall of Troy Manipulator
The Human Abstract Nocturne
The Human Abstract Digital Veil
hey look dev not liking something.

plays out a lot like nocturne. the epic muse cleans work for them i think. guitar is cool as shit. its
undoubtedly the human abstract... this is the album that should have followed nocturne.
The Jonbenet The Plot Thickens
The Jonbenet Substances
The Mars Volta The Bedlam in Goliath
The most easily accessible of the Volta's albums, "The Bedlam In Goliath" doesn't fuck around. Its just 12 awesome prog songs.
The Mars Volta Noctourniquet
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Nuclear, Sad, Nuclear
The Number Twelve Looks Like You An Inch of Gold for An Inch of Time
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Mongrel
The Red Chord Fused Together in Revolving Doors
The Red Chord Fed Through the Teeth Machine
The Tallest Man on Earth Shallow Grave
The Tallest Man on Earth Sometimes The Blues Is Just A Passing Bird
An unexpected treat, just a fantastic collection of folk ditties from an average height swedish dude.
The Tallest Man on Earth There's No Leaving Now
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza Danza IIII: The Alpha - The Omega
Nothing in this band's discography did it for me before, but damn if this isn't a fine metalcore record.
The War on Drugs Lost in the Dream
The Wonder Years Suburbia I've Given You All and Now...
Thee Silver Mount Zion Fuck Off Get Free We Pour Light on Everything
Godspee's other half finally hits the mark with the most realized version of their sound. A concise slab of punky post rock with vocals that fall somewhere between Roger Waters and Win Butler.
Thursday Kill the House Lights
Thursday Common Existence
Touche Amore Parting The Sea Between Brightness And Me
hot damn is this good. the short songs help keep your attention. id say fuck you dev, but yeah.
Trophy Scars Goodnight Alchemy
Trophy Scars Bad Luck
whenskiesaregray We Built Walls So Our Hearts Couldn't Cross
This is really fucking good and the vocalist is a beast yup.
Wolves in the Throne Room Two Hunters
Yellowcard Lift a Sail

3.5 great
68 In Humor and Sadness
A Skylit Drive Identity on Fire
I mean its pretty gay. but its a good step for the band.
Acres Solace
After the Burial Wolves Within
Agalloch Pale Folklore
All Shall Perish This Is Where It Ends
Keep it in your pants everyone. Its solid deathcore, nothing more, nothing less.
Anaal Nathrakh Hell Is Empty and All the Devils Are Her
Andrew Jackson Jihad Operation Stackola
Andrew Jackson Jihad Issue Problems
Arsonists Get All the Girls Motherland
I fucking knew this would be awesome. AGATG is now the undisputed leader of their genre (the competition rsucks so take that as you will)
Arsonists Get All the Girls Listen to the Color
This album is fucking lethal. And weird as fuck. The dual vocal attack is what AGATG has been lacking all these
years and the quirky electronic and jazz breaks are in full disjointed force here, which for this album is a
compliment of the highest order.
As Cities Burn Come Now Sleep
Atheist Elements
Atheist Piece of Time
Atheist Jupiter
FAP'D
Beach House Beach House
Beach House Devotion
Between the Buried and Me Between the Buried and Me
Boris Heavy Rocks II
Botch American Nervoso
Bring Me the Horizon This Is What the Edge of Your Seat Was Made For
Bring Me the Horizon Count Your Blessings
Cannibal Corpse A Skeletal Domain
Circle Takes the Square Decompositions: Volume Number One
Converge No Heroes
Counting Crows August And Everything After
Death Spiritual Healing
Death Leprosy
Death Individual Thought Patterns
Defeater Dear Father
Deftones Adrenaline
Enter Shikari Common Dreads
had to grow on me. i love all but one or two songs on here.
Escape the Fate Dying Is Your Latest Fashion
Every Time I Die The Big Dirty
Every Time I Die New Junk Aesthetic
Explosions in the Sky Those Who Tell the Truth...
Fear Before Art Damage
Foxygen ...And Star Power
What the fuck did I just listen to? It's definitely overblown, bloated, pretentious with a tongue in cheek sense of self awareness, and musically it's absolutely all over the place. So I'm not exactly sure what the fuck I just listened to, but I'm fairly sure I liked it.
Frank Turner Rock & Roll
fun. Aim and Ignite
fun. Some Nights
fun. Before Shane Went to Bangkok: Fun. Live in the USA
Glassjaw Everything You Ever Wanted To Know...
Godflesh A World Lit Only by Fire
Godspeed You! Black Emperor All Lights Fucked On the Hairy Amp Drooling
Gorguts Obscura
Gorguts From Wisdom to Hate
Gorguts Colored Sands
Green Day Nimrod
Haste the Day That They May Know You
Haste the Day Pressure the Hinges
Have a Nice Life The Unnatural World
Hawthorne Heights The Silence in Black and White
He Is Legend Suck Out The Poison
Heavy Heavy Low Low Everything's Watched, Everyone's Watchin
Jack White Blunderbuss
Jonsi Go
Seriously, Jonsi shits rainbows and his farts smell like sunshine. This is fucking ridiculous, people.
Joshua Fit For Battle To Bring Our Own End
Manchester Orchestra Cope
Maybeshewill Fair Youth
Album is gorgeous and lush, a natural progression of the sound on "I Was Here For A
Moment..." thankfully without too much heavy emphasis on the electronics. Get that
fuckin 2 from three weeks ago outta here.
Meshuggah obZen
Morbus Chron Sweven
Municipal Waste Hazardous Mutation
My Chemical Romance I Brought You My Bullets...
Ne Obliviscaris Portal of I
Norma Jean Bless the Martyr and Kiss the Child
Opeth Deliverance
Pixies Trompe Le Monde
Pixies Bossanova
Pixies EP1
It's a new pixies ep. Is it Doolittle or Surfer Rosa? No, but it's still Pixies and it rules. Fuck them for not releasing
songs that sound like shitty b-sides from the 90's, right?
Pixies Indie Cindy
whatever its not the worst thing ever and there are even a few jams. Bagboy is still awesome, Andro Queen is
decently dreamy, What Goes Boom and Blue Eyed Hexe have riffs that melt faces, and while songs like Greens
and Blues are forgettable, nothing here is straight up bad material. EDIT: The new tracklisting does these
songs a big favor, for whatever reason. This flows really well. I may write a review at some point.
Polar Bear Club Clash Battle Guilt Pride
Portugal. The Man Church Mouth
Portugal. The Man It's Complicated Being a Wizard
Portugal. The Man Censored Colors
Protest the Hero Kezia
Rings of Saturn Lugal Ki En
It's damn fine tech death, possibly dethroning Fallujah as my favorite TD from 2014. Much like their last album, it rinitially sounds like a clusterfuck of wankery, but contains some of the tightest song structures yet from these rguys in a genre that seriously lacks compositional chops. Haven't decided on a rating yet, but it's a super fun rlisten.
Rush Fly by Night
Rush Snakes & Arrows
Sigur Ros ( )
Sigur Ros Takk...
Silverstein A Shipwreck in the Sand
Silverstein Transitions
Sleepmakeswaves Love of Cartography
Snowing Fuck Your Emotional Bullshit
Son of Aurelius Under a Western Sun
Suicide Silence You Can't Stop Me
The Beatles Help!
The Beatles Beatles for Sale
The Beatles Love
The Beatles Past Masters, Vol. 1
The Chariot Long Live
The Contortionist Exoplanet
The Dillinger Escape Plan Miss Machine
The Faceless Planetary Duality
The Mars Volta Live
The Mars Volta Octahedron
The Word Alive Deceiver
Extremely solid debut effort from The Word Alive. The songs are all pretty original and at the least are entertaining. Telle Smith is an absolute beast with his screaming.
This Will Destroy You Young Mountain
Thou Heathen
Thrice Major/Minor
Thursday War All the Time
Thursday A City By the Light Divided
Trioscapes Digital Dream Sequence
Trophy Scars Darts to the Sea
Trophy Scars Sand in the Sea
United Nations The Next Four Years
f#a#$ is fucking golden. rickley sounds more pissed than ever on this.
We Came As Romans Dreams
Weezer Everything Will Be Alright in the End

3.0 good
After the Burial Forging a Future Self
Andrew Jackson Jihad Christmas Island
ehhhhh on repeated listens this is not super awesome
Animals As Leaders Weightless
SCALE THE SUMMIT WINS 2011.
Animals As Leaders The Joy of Motion
Artificial Brain Labyrinth Constellation
As Blood Runs Black Allegiance
Between the Buried and Me The Anatomy Of
Boston Third Stage
Brand New Your Favorite Weapon
Breathe Carolina It's Classy Not Classic
I dunno, this is awful, but damn do some sexy bitches listen to it
Breathe Carolina Hell Is What You Make It
Bring Me the Horizon Suicide Season
Chevelle La Gargola
Chiodos Devil
Erak is so under utilized, but I guess expecting a single member addition to result in too drastic a change was foolish. There are some decent shreddy parts and Craig's vocals aren't as nasally and whiny as they once were. I just cant help but feel like this would've been was more relevant coming after "All's Well" or "Bone Palace Ballet"
Cult Leader Nothing for Us Here
Cynic Carbon-Based Anatomy
Dance Gavin Dance Dance Gavin Dance
Death Scream Bloody Gore
Deftones Deftones
Deftones Saturday Night Wrist
Discovery LP
Eels Tomorrow Morning
Every Time I Die Last Night in Town
Every Time I Die Gutter Phenomenon
Explosions in the Sky The Rescue
Explosions in the Sky Friday Night Lights
Eyehategod Eyehategod
Fear Before Fear Before
Frank Zappa Bongo Fury
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Yanqui U.X.O.
Green Day Shenanigans
Man, i rocked this shit back in 8th grade. Ha Ha You're Dead was gold back then...
Green Day ¡UNO!
GridLink Longhena
Haste the Day When Everything Falls
Haste the Day Dreamer
Haste the Day Attack of the Wolf King
Heavy Heavy Low Low Fuck It?!
Check out the full review. This shit will fuck your world up.
Heavy Heavy Low Low Hospital Bomber
Hot Cross Risk Revival
Job for a Cowboy Gloom
Not bad by any means, but its fairly standard, and more than a little TBDM-ish.
Lantlos Melting Sun
Mastodon Once More 'Round the Sun
Melvins Stoner Witch
Monuments The Amanuensis
My Bloody Valentine Isn't Anything
My Chemical Romance The Black Parade Is Dead!
Norma Jean O' God The Aftermath
Of Mice and Men The Flood
I must be the only one who thinks Austin becomes grating halfway through the album and that the cleans
are awful. The album is pretty fun in small doses though. But some of those breakdowns... gay as fuck.
Portugal. The Man Waiter: ''You Vultures!''
Portugal. The Man American Ghetto
Portugal. The Man In The Mountain In The Cloud
Ra Ra Riot The Orchard
I was told this was Vampire Weekend with more strings. I was correctly informed.
Saintseneca Dark Arc
Self Defense Family Try Me
I guess I just don't get it. It's cool and all but its nothing special. And what the fuck 20 minutes of talking can really kill an album's flow.
Sigur Ros Valtari
Silverstein When Broken Is Easily Fixed
Silverstein Decade: Live at the El Mocambo
Silverstein Rescue
Silverstein doing Silverstein... if you aren't a fan already this wont change that.
Silverstein Short Songs
Sleigh Bells Reign of Terror
Sleigh Bells have seemingly traded in their cocaine for LSD. And I thought I liked it but after a few spins i
listened to Treats...
Swans To Be Kind
Taking Back Sunday Taking Back Sunday
The Acacia Strain Coma Witch
The jokes about this being an hour long breakdown are as hilarious as they were with the last 3 albums. Keep those unique jokes coming, you witty bastards!
The Beatles Please Please Me
The Beatles With the Beatles
The Beatles Yellow Submarine
The Beatles Long Tall Sally
The Chariot The Fiancee
The Contortionist Apparition
The Dillinger Escape Plan One of Us Is the Killer
The Mars Volta Tremulant
The Mars Volta Scab Dates
The Number Twelve Looks Like You The Number Twelve Looks Like You
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Here at the End of All Things
The Red Chord Clients
Trophy Scars Alphabet Alphabets
United Nations United Nations
United Nations Nevermind the Bombings, Here's Your Six Figures
Vanna The Search Party Never Came
lol jiminez umadboutvannabro?
Vanna Void
Vocals are sick and are even better live. Trash mouth is still the best thing they've ever done but still some jams on this disc
Volumes Via
Volumes doesn't make a step back in anyway, instead opting to stay firmly, stubbornly even, in the same spot at their EP, and a full length of the same old same old gets tiring very quickly. Still some of the better metalcore out there these days. And yeah, its groovy as fuck. Wormholes and Intake still rule face.
Wolves at the Gate VxV

2.5 average
After the Burial Rareform
Agalloch Marrow of the Spirit
Initially it was completely awesome, but after more listens it becomes apparent that Agalloch just didnt do enough for this album, and its booooooringggg.
Anaal Nathrakh Passion
Beartooth Disgusting
Behemoth The Satanist
Behold... The Arctopus Horrorscension
Too fucking much. Like Psyopus without vocals. Yeah, it's impressive, but who the fuck wants to listen to this?
Boston Walk On
Breathe Carolina Hello Fascination
Bring Me the Horizon Suicide Season Cut Up!
Bring Me the Horizon There Is a Hell, Believe Me I've Seen It
ITS PRETTY ALRIGHT GUYZ/BRING ME THE ARCHITECTS
Confide Recover
At first i liked it. But then i just realized it was cause it was produced pretty well in comparison to Shout The Truth. Which is far superior. Still, it's aite for a spin or two.
Cynic Re-Traced
Was there any reason for this? Cynic has yet to make a bad album, but this is cutting it close. Isn't this what we have Aeon Spoke for? New album please.
Cynic Kindly Bent to Free Us
Cynic finally fizzles out and the genius well has run dry. Kindly Bent has arrived and brings with it a listening experience that is a tepid, meandering blur, a mess of ideas that tarnishes Cynic's perfect track record.
Dream Theater Octavarium
Dream Theater Black Clouds & Silver Linings
tweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedle deeee.
Eels End Times
Emmure Speaker of the Dead
.....listenable.
Explosions in the Sky All Of A Sudden I Miss Everyone Remixes
Fear Before A Little Less Teeth
Green Day iDOS!
Fuck Time is a 5. I predict about an EP's worth of good material from this trilogy at this point.
He Is Legend It Hates You
While at first it is an interesting listen, the novelty eventually wears off and you realize that, ultimately, this is an experimental failure in HIL's catalogue. Here's to hoping the next one doesn't stoop to even lower places.
He Is Legend Heavy Fruit
Heavy Heavy Low Low Courtside Seats to the Greatest Fuck Of
Heavy Heavy Low Low Turtle Nipple and the Toxic Shock
Iwrestledabearonce Ruining It for Everybody
to balance out the idiots giving this a 1.
Misery Index Traitors
Municipal Waste Massive Aggressive
Norma Jean Meridional
Norma Jean continues to rip off Botch, and adds Dillinger to their list of influences/plagiarisms. They also continue to do it rather well.
Pixies EP2
Sigur Ros Von
Silverstein Arrivals and Departures
The Chariot Everything Is Alive, Everything Is...
The Chariot Unsung
The Dillinger Escape Plan Under the Running Board
The Fall of Troy In the Unlikely Event
Shaping up to be one of the weirdest surprises of 2009, definitely top 25 material here.
The Fall of Troy Live at The Boardwalk
The Mars Volta Amputechture
Wolfmother New Crown
The epitome of inoffensive, just there, not bad not good, stoner-rock lite.

2.0 poor
Architects The Here and Now
Asking Alexandria Stand Up and Scream
Boston Corporate America
Death Grips The Powers That B - Part I: Niggas on the Moon
You people are dumb. I turned off the new Boris for this shit.
Dr. Acula Slander
Not as good or as immediately catchy as Social Event Of The Century, its a step forward in their genre i guess.
Dream Theater Metropolis Pt. 2: Scenes from a Memory
Ethereal Riffian Aeonian
Explosions in the Sky Take Care, Take Care, Take Care
Band is obviously out of ideas, this is embarassing. Stick with Cold Dead Place and leave this turd behind.
Glass Cloud Perfect War Forever
Why the fuck did I have to watch these fuckers open for the chariot last night what the fuck
Greeley Estates The Death of Greeley Estates
Album is bland, production sucks ass. Don't get the hype train here...
Green Day 21st Century Breakdown
Helia Shivers
Its pretty fun, but not much else. I cant imagine there are many "trancecore" bands in italy so its probably original there. Though i could be wrong about that.
I See Stars The End of the World Party
i am disappoint :[
Isis Sawblade
Lady Gaga Born This Way
Municipal Waste The Fatal Feast
My Chemical Romance Danger Days...
Norma Jean The Anti Mother
Opeth Heritage
lolpeth. Album just meanders around with no real direction or purpose, bored me to death. I'll stick with Still Life, thank you very much.
Royal Blood Royal Blood
Saetia A Retrospective
Sex Pistols Never Mind the Bollocks...
Sleigh Bells Bitter Rivals
It's a shame this band ended up being lame as fuck since Treats
Suicide Silence The Black Crown
The Chariot Wars and Rumors of Wars
The Devil Wears Prada Dead Throne
It really sucks that the instrumental part of the band got their shit together (somewhat) and started playing some relatively more interesting things, but Hranica's vocals just kill it with fire.
The Dillinger Escape Plan Plagiarism
We Came As Romans To Plant a Seed
Honestly, its good within the genre, its just been done so many damn times before. I do like the breakdown at the beginning of "To Plant A Seed" though...

1.5 very poor
Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion
Album is fucking retarded. Bleeps and bloops do not make for good music, and fuck every idiot hipster who swears their life by this album. +.5 for being named after an awesome venue.
As Blood Runs Black Ground Zero
Asking Alexandria Reckless and Relentless
This piece of shit raped my fucking ears.
Boston Life, Love & Hope
Fuck everything about this, I don't understand.
Emmure Eternal Enemies
Escape the Fate Escape the Fate
THIS IS ESCAPE THE FATE'S NEW ALBUM. FEETURING TEH SONG ISSUES. GET IT AT HOT TOPIC NAO.
Falling in Reverse The Drug in Me Is You
Kesha Cannibal
Of Mice and Men Of Mice & Men
Great album if your in the mood for horrible garbage.
Texas in July One Reality
The Human Abstract Midheaven
Wiz Khalifa Rolling Papers
Album is pure unadulterated garbage, and the beats sound like a downey made them on garage band. +.5 cause rolling papers are the basis for a good time.

1.0 awful
Annotations Of An Autopsy Dark Days
As Blood Runs Black Instinct
I feel like this is an important album to me. Important in the sense that four years ago, my sophomore year of high school, i would have loved this. Allegiance was awesome. But i just cant listen to this. So fucking bland and boring. And dear god the breakdowns. So yeah, thanks sputnik.
Asking Alexandria Life Gone Wild
Attila Outlawed
Dot Dot Curve:) Til the Wheels Fall Off
Dot Dot Curve:) Your Ears Will Bleeping Bleed
Dot Dot Curve:) I'm Still Here
Dream Theater When Dream and Day Unite
Dream Theater The Number Of The Beast
Kesha Animal
Millionaires Cash Only
Recommended tracks? none. someone needs to sew these cunt's lips (and legs) shut.
Nickelback Here and Now
Scarlett O'Hara Lost In Existence
Some of the worst vocals this side of Waking The Cadaver. junnnn.
These Hearts Forever Ended Yesterday
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