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5.0 classic
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command
Atheist Unquestionable Presence
Between the Buried and Me The Parallax II: Future Sequence
Converge Jane Doe
Converge's masterpiece, every track will leave a lasting impression and the album as a whole is simply spectacular.
Deftones Around the Fur
Elton John Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Funeral For A Friend is as epic as any Godspeed You! Black Emperor song. Except its fucking GAY.
Elton John Madman Across the Water
I challenge you to find an overall better album. Perfection.
Emery We Do What We Want
Sure the vocal harmonies are gone, but i love the heavier direction. Is this a 5? Nah, its a solid 4, BUT I DO WHAT I FUCKING WANT.
Frank Turner Love, Ire & Song
He writes about shit we've all heard before, but he does it with real pretty words. And a british accent.
Frank Turner England Keep My Bones
I bought a really expensive bottle of whiskey for when this shit leaks. EDIT... im drunk. EDIT #2... This is a fucking classic.
Frank Turner Last Minutes and Lost Evenings
Glassjaw Coloring Book
what is this shit deleting my soundoffs? foul play. ep is still all kinds of amazing. still didnt even listen to it.
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F#A# (Infinity)
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Slow Riot For New Zero Kanada
I knew nothing, about anything, until the moment this EP ended.
Green Day Dookie
King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King
Kyuss Blues for the Red Sun
La Dispute Somewhere at the Bottom of the River...
Album proverbially "clicked" with me today. If songs like New Storms For Older Lovers, Fall Down, Never Get Back Up Again, and The Last Lost Continent dont evoke some sort of emotional response, you're obviously heartless.
La Dispute Wildlife
I'm 50 seconds in. Indisputable classic.
Massive Attack Mezzanine
fuck to it.
My Chemical Romance Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge
My Chemical Romance The Black Parade
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
This is one of the most beautiful things ive ever heard, the sheer emotion and raw power here is unrivaled. Sorry Justin Vernon. Jeff Mangum just shat on you.
Neutral Milk Hotel Neutral Milk Hotel Box Set
A beautifully packaged collector's item. The posters are nice and the foldout Holland 1945 slip is awesome. The Ferris Wheel on Fire EP makes the whole thing worth it with some of the best recordings that were never released. "My Dream Girl Don't Exist" is heart wrenching.
Off Minor The Heat Death of the Universe
Opeth Still Life
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon
Pink Floyd Animals
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here
Rush Moving Pictures
Rush 2112
Rush In Rio
Scale The Summit The Collective
The first "5" of 2011. This is AOTY material right here, and at the very least SOTY in "Whales." So much variance and diversity, and one of the only instrumental metal albums i've heard that so perfectly conveys emotion.
Strapping Young Lad City
The Beatles Revolver
The Beatles Abbey Road
The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
The Beatles The Beatles: Stereo Box Set
The Fall of Troy Doppelganger
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium
Dont listen to austin, album roolz.
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Put On Your Rosy Red Glasses
The Tallest Man on Earth The Wild Hunt
Trophy Scars Hospital Music
This is perfection incarnate when it comes to music in my opinion. Far surpassing the likes of Traced In Air, Jane Doe, The Holy Bible, Blackwater Park, or any other Sputnik-Appointed classics, I find myself entranced every single time i listen to Trophy Scars' breakthrough EP. Jerry is a god.
Trophy Scars Never Born, Never Dead
These motherfuckers just do not know how to make a bad album. Not a 2.
Underoath Anthology: 1999-2013
This is a 5 because high school me would not have survived without this band.
Wingnut Dishwashers Burn the Earth, Leave it Behind
Should have been AOTY last year. Seriously the greatest thing to ever happen to the folk punk scene since Andrew Jackson Jihad.

4.5 superb
Alesana On Frail Wings Of Vanity And Wax
Sentimentality. That is all.
Anaal Nathrakh The Codex Necro
Andrew Jackson Jihad People Who Can Eat People are the Luckiest People
Andrew Jackson Jihad Candy Cigarettes, Capguns, Issue Problems and Such
Andrew Jackson Jihad Knife Man
Andrew Jackson Jihad continue to improve while alienating their annoying hipster fan-base by going even more electric. If you dislike this and their last album cause it's too electric... A) You don't deserve to like them anyway, and B) ...Fuck you. Just, fuck you, man.
Arsonists Get All The Girls Motherland
I fucking knew this would be awesome. AGATG is now the undisputed leader of their genre (the competition
sucks so take that as you will)
As Cities Burn Son, I Loved You At Your Darkest
As Cities Burn Hell Or High Water
Beach House Teen Dream
I think that only me and everyone else at Merriweather Post Pavilion on 9/11/10 have experienced Beach House as they are meant to be... on the lawn, starry night, laying back, enjoying the sounds. Tell me that doesn't sound perfect. Animal Collective my ass.
Beach House Bloom
Holy fuck is this great. Beach House refines everything that made them awesome and add some post rock influence. Hello, Summer Album of 2012.
Between the Buried and Me Colors_Live
Between the Buried and Me The Great Misdirect
because colors is way better.
Between the Buried and Me The Parallax: Hypersleep Dialogues
Bob Dylan Highway 61 Revisited
Bob Dylan Blood on the Tracks
Kristian Mattheson wasn't even ALIVE when this shit came out.
Botch We Are the Romans
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Cave In White Silence
Circle Takes The Square Rites of Initiation
Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain
Defeater Travels
Defeater Lost Ground
Deftones White Pony
Deftones Diamond Eyes
I listened to this very thoroughly before deciding to rate this and have decided that a 5 is the only appropriate rating.
Taking from all of their previous releases... the heaviness of Adrenaline and Around The Fur, the atmosphere of White
Pony, the catchiness of the Self Titled, and the diversity of Saturday Night Wrist, Deftones have crafted their magnum
opus. And i'm on board with the whole Diamond Eyes/Owl thing being a nod to Chi... it makes sense, and definitely
gives the whole affair a personal feel.
Deftones Koi No Yokan
Electric Wizard Dopethrone
Elton John Honky Chateau
Elton John Tumbleweed Connection
Elton John Elton John
Elton John Rocket Man: The Definitive Hits
Explosions in the Sky The Earth is Not a Cold Dead Place
Frank Turner Take to the Road
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas...
Godspeed You! Black Emperor 'Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend!
Guess what? I saw Mladic live. And it blew my fucking mind. This album is near perfection. Welcome back, godspeed.
Green Day American Idiot
Hot Cross Cryonics
Immolation Close to a World Below
Dear Immolation, during the listening to your album "close to a world below" i ruined my pants numerous times due to my bbw fetish and this album's consistently heavy nature. I want a new pair of pants, asap. Thank you.
Isis Panopticon
Jimmy Buffett Songs You Know By Heart
Kyuss Welcome To Sky Valley
Maylene and the Sons of Disaster Maylene and the Sons of Disaster
Listen to Dangerous Curves Ahead without punching your wife and then tell me youre brutal.
More Than Life Love Let Me Go
SAETIA WITH BALLS.
Neutral Milk Hotel Ferris Wheel on Fire
Pink Floyd Meddle
Portal Vexovoid
Like staring into satan's eyes and not being able to divert your gaze for 34 minutes
Protest the Hero Scurrilous
I gotta admit. This is the shit.
Rush The Spirit of Radio: Greatest Hits
Rush Clockwork Angels
Shpongle Tales of the Inexpressible
SikTh Death of a Dead Day
Stray From the Path Rising Sun
GOD THIS IS SO ANGRY I JUST WANNA SKULLFUCK SOMEONE.
The Beatles Rubber Soul
The Beatles The Beatles
The Devin Townsend Project Deconstruction
da fuck is this for real? EDIT: holy shit it is
The Devin Townsend Project Ghost
this is real pretty...
The Devin Townsend Project Epicloud
I don't even know what to say. It's epic. And loud.
The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity
The Dillinger Escape Plan Irony Is a Dead Scene
The Faceless Akeldama
The Fall of Troy Phantom on the Horizon
Overproduced and tampered with to the point where it pales next to the original demos, but still a damn fine collection of songs.
The Jonbenet Ugly/Heartless
The Mars Volta Frances the Mute
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Worse Than Alone
The Number Twelve put out their best album since "Put On Your Rosy Red Glasses" and with amazing guitar, jazzy bass, pounding drums, and Jekyll and Hyde vocalization, these guys will have you coming back for numerous listens.
The War on Drugs Slave Ambient
This is so good what is this i dont even...
Thursday Full Collapse
Thursday No Devolucion
ITS PRETTY FUCKING GOOD YOU GUYS
Titus Andronicus The Monitor
Trioscapes Separate Realities
Trophy Scars Darkness, Oh Hell
trophy scars gets better with every release. its pretty crazy.
Ulver Bergtatt
Vampire Weekend Vampire Weekend
Vampire Weekend Contra
I dont get all the 3's. Sure the album's nothing revolutionary, but its damn fun and well executed. And its not overproduced... thats just Vampire Weekend being Vampire Weekend.
Vampire Weekend Modern Vampires of the City
Vampire Weekend shatters my (admittedly low) expectations with this album. It's not a collection of transparent pop songs this time around. The progression in their sound is admirable, and their sound has gone to a really nice, airy, upbeat place within the congested indie pop scene. Best surprise of 2013 yet.

4.0 excellent
A Lot Like Birds Plan B
Album is amazingly original and varied. Its like if The Fall of Troy fucked The Mars Volta while Circle Takes The Square fapped in the corner.
A Lot Like Birds Conversation Piece
lol staff.
After the Burial Rareform (Re-release)
After the Burial In Dreams
yeah its pretty cool. really meshuggah-like. lots of juns. some cool cleans. i liked it.
Agalloch The Mantle
Agalloch Ashes Against The Grain
Anaal Nathrakh In the Constellation of the Black Widow
Andrew Jackson Jihad Only God Can Judge Me
Andrew Jackson Jihad Candy Cigarettes and Cap Guns
BUT SHE'S A STUPID CUNT
Andrew Jackson Jihad Can't Maintain
At the Drive-In This Station Is Non-Operational
At the Drive-In In/Casino/Out
August Burns Red Leveler
Band is still nothing amazing and probably never will be, but there are subtle improvements and tweaks to their sound that make for a solid metalcore outing. EDIT: Listened to this in my car... what IS up with the mixing? Its all fucked up...
Bad Lamps Soultronic EP
BATS The Sleep of Reason
Beastie Boys Hot Sauce Committee Part Two
Beheading Of A King Quasar: Preserving Legacy
Behemoth Demigod
Between the Buried and Me The Silent Circus
Between the Buried and Me Alaska
Between the Buried and Me Colors
Bob Dylan Tempest
I can't believe this is good what the fucking hell i dont even
Bomb the Music Industry! Scrambles
Dynamic and amazing. The only two words i can say.
Bomb the Music Industry! Vacation
So is this good or not fags?
Bon Iver Bon Iver
Its pretty and stuff and has lots of things and junk to listen to.
Bongzilla Amerijuanican
Boris Präparat
Born of Osiris The Discovery
Absolutely shocked at how much awesomesauce they put on this tasty little sandwich, and bloc obviously
won...
Brand New Deja Entendu
Brand New Daisy
Bring Me The Horizon Sempiternal
I'll be damned. It's not bad. And for the first time I can actually say yeah, its good. Excellent even. Antivist blowwwws though.
Burden of a Day OneOneThousand
A lot better than their previous two. New vocalist is great. Full review later, possibly.
Converge You Fail Me
Converge Petitioning the Empty Sky
Converge Axe to Fall
I think.... Jane Doe might have real competition for the first time since... Jane Doe.
EDIT: nahhhh
Dance Gavin Dance Whatever I Say Is Royal Ocean
lol some of these soundoffs are really gay. oh yeah this ep is awesome. defnitely jonny's best work.
Dance Gavin Dance Happiness
Dance Gavin Dance have come into their own with "Happiness," leaving their first three releases behind as unrecognizable when compared to the spacey guitar riffs and airy vocals and raw screams here. Listen to this album after smoking a bowl and tell me its not amazing.
Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain II
jonny can keep fucking his fans for all i care. this rocks.
Defeater Empty Days and Sleepless Nights
DIR EN GREY DUM SPIRO SPERO
Am i retarded for thinking The Blossoming Beezelbub sounds like Opeth?
Earthrise Eras Lost
Eels Wonderful, Glorious
Best Eels album in a minute. Some good tracks on here with some interesting new experimentation.
Enslaved Axioma Ethica Odini
Enslaved RIITIIR
Every Time I Die Hot Damn!
Explosions in the Sky All of a Sudden, I Miss Everyone
Fear Before Odd How People Shake
Fear Before The Always Open Mouth
Fleshgod Apocalypse Agony
Foxy Shazam The Flamingo Trigger
Frank Turner Sleep Is For The Week
Its not love ire or england but there are enough great tracks here to warrant a listen. Namely Worse Things Happen At Sea and Back In The Day.
Frank Turner The First Three Years
Worth it for the version of Worse Things Happen At Sea on here. So fucking good. So angry. Also, Heartless Bastard Motherfucker.
Frank Turner Poetry of the Deed
Has so much more weight and presence in the context of his career as it is today, seeing where he is now in terms of popularity bote stateside and in his homeland. It's comforting to know that the high life he's been writing about since "Sleep is for the Week" has come to him at last, and this was the last album where he had to just write and dream about it before it all happened.
Frank Turner Tape Deck Heart
Tentative 4... Needs to sink in. Immediate standouts include recovery, tell tale signs, four simple words, and the bonus track tattoos.
Glassjaw Worship and Tribute
Glassjaw Our Color Green (The Singles)
Haste the Day Burning Bridges
Hawthorne Heights Hate
A return to form, no matter how gay that form is.
He Is Legend I Am Hollywood
High on Fire Snakes For The Divine
Isis Wavering Radiant
Kayo Dot Gamma Knife
La Dispute Vancouver
La Dispute Untitled 7"
Lady Gaga The Fame
Lady Gaga The Fame Monster
Lapko A New Bohemia
Lead Hands Decoder
Lights Siberia
THAT ALBUM COVER... bonerific.
Mastodon The Hunter
I like to imagine Jason Statham kicking ass with this playing.
Meshuggah Nothing
Misery Index Discordia
Misery Index Heirs To Thievery
Misery Index definitely takes all the good out of their past albums and releases it in one focused shit fit of death metal.
Mountains Centralia
My Chemical Romance Life on the Murder Scene
Norma Jean Redeemer
Opeth Blackwater Park
Periphery Periphery
Pianos Become the Teeth The Lack Long After
Polyenso Birth.Eater
Polyenso One Big Particular Loop
Pomegranate Tiger Entities
Protest the Hero Fortress
Radiohead In Rainbows
For when you want to stay awake and listen to Radiohead.
Rorcal Vilagvege
Holy fuck this album is pure fucking evil, seriously some twisted, heavy shit. If Heliogabalus was too slow and plodding for you, Vilavege presents itself as that album's counterpart- fast, frenetic, and similarly vicious and filled with vitriol.
Rush Rush
Rush Working Men
This wasn't fucking necessary, write a new album...
Sallie Ford and the Sound Outside Untamed Beast
Secret Band Secret Band
Shai Hulud Reach Beyond the Sun
Sigur Ros Ágætis Byrjun
Sigur Ros Inni
Silverstein Discovering the Waterfront
Silverstein This Is How the Wind Shifts
Skrillex Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites
Sleep Dopesmoker
DROOOOOOOP OUT OFFFF LIFEEEE WITH BONGGGG IN HANNNND. FOLLOWWW THE SMOOOKE TO THE RIFF FILLED LANNNNND.
Sleep Sleep's Holy Mountain
Sleigh Bells Treats
should not be allowed to rate this unless listened to on capable speakers. WHATD IT SAY MAN I DIDNT EVEN
KNOW.
Steven Wilson Grace for Drowning
Stray From the Path Make Your Own History
Soundtrack to killing old people and punching toddlers.
Tame Impala Innerspeaker
"What The Beatles would sound like if they took EVEN MORE drugs with a dash of Led Zeppelin and Cream." ryou had me at hello. album is just wonderful.
Tame Impala Lonerism
Holy balls this is good. What the Beatles would sound like today if they did even more drugs...
The Chariot One Wing
this is just a bunch of fucking riffs fuck
The Dillinger Escape Plan Ire Works
The Dillinger Escape Plan Option Paralysis
The Fall of Troy The Fall of Troy
The Fall of Troy Ghostship
The Fall of Troy Manipulator
The Human Abstract Nocturne
The Human Abstract Digital Veil
hey look dev not liking something.

plays out a lot like nocturne. the epic muse cleans work for them i think. guitar is cool as shit. its
undoubtedly the human abstract... this is the album that should have followed nocturne.
The Jonbenet The Plot Thickens
The Jonbenet Substances
The Mars Volta The Bedlam in Goliath
The most easily accessible of the Volta's albums, "The Bedlam In Goliath" doesn't fuck around. Its just 12 awesome prog songs.
The Mars Volta Noctourniquet
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Nuclear, Sad, Nuclear
The Number Twelve Looks Like You An Inch of Gold for An Inch of Time
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Mongrel
The Red Chord Fused Together in Revolving Doors
The Red Chord Fed Through the Teeth Machine
The Tallest Man on Earth Shallow Grave
The Tallest Man on Earth Sometimes The Blues Is Just A Passing Bird
An unexpected treat, just a fantastic collection of folk ditties from an average height swedish dude.
The Tallest Man on Earth There's No Leaving Now
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza Danza IIII: The Alpha - The Omega
Nothing in this band's discography did it for me before, but damn if this isn't a fine metalcore record.
The Wonder Years Suburbia: I've Given You All and Now I'm Nothing
Thursday Kill the House Lights
Thursday Common Existence
Touche Amore Parting The Sea Between Brightness And Me
hot damn is this good. the short songs help keep your attention. id say fuck you dev, but yeah.
Trophy Scars Goodnight Alchemy
Trophy Scars Bad Luck
whenskiesaregray We Built Walls So Our Hearts Couldn't Cross
This is really fucking good and the vocalist is a beast yup.

3.5 great
A Skylit Drive Identity On Fire
I mean its pretty gay. but its a good step for the band.
Agalloch Pale Folklore
All Shall Perish This is Where it Ends
Keep it in your pants everyone. Its solid deathcore, nothing more, nothing less.
Anaal Nathrakh Hell Is Empty and All the Devils Are Her
Andrew Jackson Jihad Operation Stackola
Andrew Jackson Jihad Issue Problems
As Cities Burn Come Now Sleep
Beach House Beach House
Beach House Devotion
Between the Buried and Me Between the Buried and Me
Boris Heavy Rocks II
Botch American Nervoso
Bring Me The Horizon This Is What The Edge Of Your Seat Was Made For
Bring Me The Horizon Count Your Blessings
Converge No Heroes
Counting Crows August And Everything After
Defeater Dear Father
Deftones Adrenaline
Escape the Fate Dying Is Your Latest Fashion
Every Time I Die The Big Dirty
Every Time I Die New Junk Aesthetic
Explosions in the Sky Those Who Tell the Truth...
Fear Before Art Damage
Frank Turner Rock & Roll
Glassjaw Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About
Godspeed You! Black Emperor All Lights Fucked On the Hairy Amp Drooling
So what if I had this?
Green Day Nimrod
Haste the Day That They May Know You
Haste the Day Pressure The Hinges
Hawthorne Heights The Silence In Black And White
He Is Legend Suck Out The Poison
Jonsi Go
Seriously, Jonsi shits rainbows and his farts smell like sunshine. This is fucking ridiculous, people.
Meshuggah obZen
My Chemical Romance I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought...
Ne Obliviscaris Portal of I
Norma Jean Bless the Martyr and Kiss the Child
Opeth Deliverance
Polar Bear Club Clash Battle Guilt Pride
Protest the Hero Kezia
Rush Fly by Night
Rush Snakes & Arrows
Sigur Ros ( )
Sigur Ros Takk...
Silverstein A Shipwreck in the Sand
Silverstein Transitions
The Chariot Long Live
The Contortionist Exoplanet
The Dillinger Escape Plan Miss Machine
The Faceless Planetary Duality
The Mars Volta Live
The Mars Volta Octahedron
The Word Alive Deceiver
Extremely solid debut effort from The Word Alive. The songs are all pretty original and at the least are entertaining. Telle Smith is an absolute beast with his screaming.
Thrice Major/Minor
Thursday War All the Time
Thursday A City By the Light Divided
Trophy Scars Darts to the Sea
Trophy Scars Sand in the Sea
We Came As Romans Dreams

3.0 good
After the Burial Forging a Future Self
Animals as Leaders Weightless
SCALE THE SUMMIT WINS 2011.
As Blood Runs Black Allegiance
Between the Buried and Me The Anatomy Of
Brand New Your Favorite Weapon
Breathe Carolina It's Classy Not Classic
I dunno, this is awful, but damn do some sexy bitches listen to it
Breathe Carolina Hell Is What You Make It
Bring Me The Horizon Suicide Season
Dance Gavin Dance Dance Gavin Dance
Deftones Deftones
Deftones Saturday Night Wrist
Discovery LP
Every Time I Die Last Night in Town
Every Time I Die Gutter Phenomenon
Explosions in the Sky The Rescue
Explosions in the Sky Friday Night Lights
Fear Before Fear Before
Frank Zappa Bongo Fury
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Yanqui U.X.O
Green Day Shenanigans
Man, i rocked this shit back in 8th grade. Ha Ha You're Dead was gold back then...
Green Day ¡UNO!
Haste the Day When Everything Falls
Haste the Day Dreamer
Haste the Day Attack Of The Wolf King
Job for a Cowboy Gloom
Not bad by any means, but its fairly standard, and more than a little TBDM-ish.
Melvins Stoner Witch
My Chemical Romance The Black Parade Is Dead!
Norma Jean O' God The Aftermath
Of Mice & Men The Flood
I must be the only one who thinks Austin becomes grating halfway through the album and that the cleans
are awful. The album is pretty fun in small doses though. But some of those breakdowns... gay as fuck.
Ra Ra Riot The Orchard
I was told this was Vampire Weekend with more strings. I was correctly informed.
Sigur Ros Valtari
Silverstein When Broken Is Easily Fixed
Silverstein Decade: Live at the El Mocambo
Silverstein Rescue
Silverstein doing Silverstein... if you aren't a fan already this wont change that.
Silverstein Short Songs
Sleigh Bells Reign of Terror
Sleigh Bells have seemingly traded in their cocaine for LSD. And I thought I liked it but after a few spins i
listened to Treats...
Taking Back Sunday Taking Back Sunday
The Chariot The Fiancee
The Contortionist Apparition
The Mars Volta Tremulant
The Mars Volta Scab Dates
The Number Twelve Looks Like You The Number Twelve Looks Like You
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Here at the End of All Things
The Red Chord Clients
Trophy Scars Alphabet Alphabets
Vanna The Search Party Never Came
lol jiminez umadboutvannabro?
Volumes Via
Volumes doesn't make a step back in anyway, instead opting to stay firmly, stubbornly even, in the same spot at their EP, and a full length of the same old same old gets tiring very quickly. Still some of the better metalcore out there these days. And yeah, its groovy as fuck. Wormholes and Intake still rule face.

2.5 average
After the Burial Rareform
Agalloch Marrow Of The Spirit
Initially it was completely awesome, but after more listens it becomes apparent that Agalloch just didnt do enough for this album, and its booooooringggg.
Anaal Nathrakh Passion
Behold... The Arctopus Horrorscension
Too fucking much. Like Psyopus without vocals. Yeah, it's impressive, but who the fuck wants to listen to this?
Breathe Carolina Hello Fascination
Bring Me The Horizon Suicide Season Cut Up!
Bring Me The Horizon There Is A Hell, Believe Me I've Seen It
ITS PRETTY ALRIGHT GUYZ/BRING ME THE ARCHITECTS
Confide Recover
At first i liked it. But then i just realized it was cause it was produced pretty well in comparison to Shout The Truth. Which is far superior. Still, it's aite for a spin or two.
Dream Theater Octavarium
Dream Theater Black Clouds & Silver Linings
tweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedle deeee.
Emmure Speaker of the Dead
.....listenable.
Explosions in the Sky All Of A Sudden I Miss Everyone Remixes
Fear Before A Little Less Teeth
Green Day iDOS!
Fuck Time is a 5. I predict about an EP's worth of good material from this trilogy at this point.
He Is Legend It Hates You
While at first it is an interesting listen, the novelty eventually wears off and you realize that, ultimately, this is an experimental failure in HIL's catalogue. Here's to hoping the next one doesn't stoop to even lower places.
Iwrestledabearonce Ruining it for Everybody
to balance out the idiots giving this a 1.
Misery Index Traitors
Norma Jean Meridional
Norma Jean continues to rip off Botch, and adds Dillinger to their list of influences/plagiarisms. They also continue to do it rather well.
Sigur Ros Von
Silverstein Arrivals and Departures
The Chariot Everything Is Alive, Everything Is...
The Chariot Unsung
The Fall of Troy In the Unlikely Event
Shaping up to be one of the weirdest surprises of 2009, definitely top 25 material here.
The Fall of Troy Live at The Boardwalk
The Mars Volta Amputechture

2.0 poor
Architects The Here and Now
Asking Alexandria Stand Up and Scream
Dr. Acula Slander
Not as good or as immediately catchy as Social Event Of The Century, its a step forward in their genre i guess.
Dream Theater Metropolis Pt. 2: Scenes from a Memory
Explosions in the Sky Take Care, Take Care, Take Care
Band is obviously out of ideas, this is embarassing. Stick with Cold Dead Place and leave this turd behind.
Greeley Estates The Death of Greeley Estates
Album is bland, production sucks ass. Don't get the hype train here...
Green Day 21st Century Breakdown
Helia Shivers
Its pretty fun, but not much else. I cant imagine there are many "trancecore" bands in italy so its probably original there. Though i could be wrong about that.
I See Stars The End of the World Party
i am disappoint :[
Isis Sawblade
Lady Gaga Born This Way
My Chemical Romance Danger Days: The True Lives of...
Norma Jean The Anti Mother
Opeth Heritage
lolpeth. Album just meanders around with no real direction or purpose, bored me to death. I'll stick with Still Life, thank you very much.
Saetia A Retrospective
Sex Pistols Never Mind The Bollocks
Suicide Silence The Black Crown
The Chariot Wars And Rumors Of Wars
The Devil Wears Prada Dead Throne
It really sucks that the instrumental part of the band got their shit together (somewhat) and started playing some relatively more interesting things, but Hranica's vocals just kill it with fire.
The Dillinger Escape Plan Plagiarism
We Came As Romans To Plant A Seed
Honestly, its good within the genre, its just been done so many damn times before. I do like the breakdown at the beginning of "To Plant A Seed" though...

1.5 very poor
Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion
Album is fucking retarded. Bleeps and bloops do not make for good music, and fuck every idiot hipster who swears their life by this album. +.5 for being named after an awesome venue.
Asking Alexandria Reckless and Relentless
This piece of shit raped my fucking ears.
Escape the Fate Escape The Fate (Deluxe Edition)
Falling in Reverse The Drug In Me Is You
Ke$ha Cannibal
Of Mice & Men Of Mice & Men
Great album if your in the mood for horrible garbage.
Texas In July One Reality
The Human Abstract Midheaven
Wiz Khalifa Rolling Papers
Album is pure unadulterated garbage, and the beats sound like a downey made them on garage band. +.5 cause rolling papers are the basis for a good time.

1.0 awful
Annotations Of An Autopsy Dark Days
As Blood Runs Black Instinct
I feel like this is an important album to me. Important in the sense that four years ago, my sophomore year of high school, i would have loved this. Allegiance was awesome. But i just cant listen to this. So fucking bland and boring. And dear god the breakdowns. So yeah, thanks sputnik.
Asking Alexandria Life Gone Wild
Attila Outlawed
Dot Dot Curve:) Til the Wheels Fall Off
Dot Dot Curve:) Your Ears Will Bleeping Bleed
Dot Dot Curve:) I'm Still Here
Dream Theater When Dream and Day Unite
Dream Theater The Number Of The Beast
Ke$ha Animal
Millionaires Cash Only
Recommended tracks? none. someone needs to sew these cunt's lips (and legs) shut.
Nickelback Here and Now
Scarlett O'Hara Lost In Existence
Some of the worst vocals this side of Waking The Cadaver. junnnn.
These Hearts Forever Ended Yesterday
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