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Average Rating: 3.47
Rating Variance: 0.50
Objectivity Score: 76%
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5.0 classic
Arcade Fire Funeral
Elliott Smith Either/Or
Elliott Smith Elliott Smith
Slowdive Souvlaki
The National Alligator
The National Boxer

4.5 superb
*shels Sea of the Dying Dhow
And So I Watch You From Afar And So I Watch You From Afar
Arctic Monkeys Whatever People Say I Am...
Big Boi Sir Lucious Left Foot
Bon Iver For Emma, Forever Ago
Botch We Are the Romans
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Converge Jane Doe
Deltron 3030 Deltron 3030
DJ Shadow Endtroducing.....
Elliott Smith XO
Frank Turner Love, Ire & Song
Frightened Rabbit The Midnight Organ Fight
fun. Aim and Ignite
Manchester Orchestra Mean Everything to Nothing
Minor Threat Complete Discography
Modest Mouse The Moon & Antarctica
Modest Mouse The Lonesome Crowded West
My Kappa Roots The House of St Colme Burnt Down
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Nick Drake Five Leaves Left
Phoenix Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix
Queen Greatest Hits One
Radiohead Kid A
Radiohead OK Computer
Refused The Shape of Punk to Come
System of a Down System of a Down
The Beach Boys Pet Sounds
The Beatles Revolver
The Beatles Rubber Soul
The National High Violet
The Smiths The Queen Is Dead
The Tallest Man on Earth Shallow Grave
The Tallest Man on Earth The Wild Hunt
Underoath Define the Great Line
Weezer Pinkerton
Weezer Weezer

4.0 excellent
Arcade Fire The Suburbs
Architects Nightmares
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command
Boards of Canada Music Has The Right To Children
Boards of Canada Geogaddi
Botch An Anthology of Dead Ends
Brand New Deja Entendu
Burial Untrue
Burial Kindred
Circle Takes The Square As the Roots Undo
Clubroot III - MMXII
Converge Petitioning the Empty Sky
Cymbals Eat Guitars Why There Are Mountains
Daitro Laisser Vivre Les Squelettes
Dangers Anger
Dangers Messy, Isn't It?
Defeater Lost Ground
Deftones Diamond Eyes
Devil Sold His Soul Darkness Prevails
Devil Sold His Soul A Fragile Hope
Devil Sold His Soul Blessed & Cursed
Florence and the Machine Lungs
Florence and the Machine Ceremonials
Frank Turner England Keep My Bones
Frightened Rabbit Pedestrian Verse
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F#A# (Infinity)
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Slow Riot For New Zero Kanada
Gold Panda Lucky Shiner
Gospel The Moon Is a Dead World
Guided By Voices Bee Thousand
GZA Liquid Swords
Hot Cross Cryonics
Iron Lung Sexless //No Sex
Janelle Monae The ArchAndroid (Suites II and III of IV)
Japandroids Post-Nothing
Japandroids Celebration Rock
Johnny Truant In the Library of Horrific Events
Justice Cross
Justin Vernon Hazeltons
Killer Mike R.A.P. Music
Los Campesinos! Romance Is Boring
Massive Attack Mezzanine
Mesa Verde The Old Road
mewithoutYou Brother, Sister
Mount Kimbie Crooks & Lovers
Muse Origin of Symmetry
Muse H.A.A.R.P
My Bloody Valentine Loveless
Nick Drake Pink Moon
Nirvana In Utero
Nujabes Modal Soul
Nujabes Metaphorical Music
OutKast Stankonia
OutKast Aquemini
Pavement Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain
Pig Destroyer Phantom Limb
Pixies Doolittle
Poison the Well You Come Before You
Richard Youngs Sapphie
Sed Non Satiata Le Ciel De Notre Enfance
Sonic Youth Daydream Nation
Streetlight Manifesto Everything Goes Numb
Streetlight Manifesto Somewhere in the Between
Surfer Blood Astro Coast
System of a Down Toxicity
Tame Impala Lonerism
The Carrier No Love Can Save Me
The Clash London Calling
The Flaming Lips Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots
The Gaslight Anthem The '59 Sound
The Notorious B.I.G. Ready to Die
The Tallest Man on Earth Sometimes The Blues Is Just A Passing Bird
The Tallest Man on Earth There's No Leaving Now
The Thermals The Body, The Blood, The Machine
The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground & Nico
The Weakerthans Left and Leaving
Thrice The Illusion of Safety
Thrice The Artist in the Ambulance
Touche Amore Touche Amore
Towers Full Circle
Trespassers William Different Stars
Ulver Bergtatt
Wait What the notorious xx
Wu-Tang Clan Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
Yndi Halda Enjoy Eternal Bliss

3.5 great
A Wilhelm Scream Career Suicide
Air France No Way Down
alt-j An Awesome Wave
American Football American Football
Amon Amarth With Oden on Our Side
Amon Amarth Twilight of the Thunder God
Anberlin New Surrender
Arcade Fire Neon Bible
Architects Ruin
Bat For Lashes Fur and Gold
Baths Cerulean
BATS Red In Tooth and Claw
Beach House Teen Dream
Beach House Bloom
Blacklisted Heavier Than Heaven, Lonelier Than God
Blink-182 Greatest Hits
Bon Iver Blood Bank
Bon Iver Bon Iver, Bon Iver
Bondax Gold
Boxcutter Oneiric
Brand New Daisy
Break Even The Bright Side
Broken Bells Broken Bells
Burial Street Halo
Cap'n Jazz Analphabetapolothology
Cap'n Jazz Shmap'n Shmazz
Cee Lo Green The Lady Killer
Ceremony (USA-CA) Violence Violence
City of Caterpillar City of Caterpillar
Clive Tanaka y Su Orquesta Jet Set Siempre No. 1
Coalesce 0:12 Revolution in Just Listening
Cocknbullkid Adulthood
Converge You Fail Me
Converge No Heroes
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind
Crystal Castles Crystal Castles
Crystal Castles Crystal Castles II
Daft Punk Discovery
Daitro Y
Dark Time Sunshine Vessel
Dark Time Sunshine ANX
Dead Swans Southern Blue
Deadmau5 Random Album Title
Deadmau5 For Lack of a Better Name
Defeater Travels
Deftones White Pony
Disclosure Settle
Discordance Axis The Inalienable Dreamless
Do Make Say Think Other Truths
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP
Eminem The Slim Shady LP
Eskmo Eskmo
Fang Island Fang Island
Film School alwaysnever
Flume Flume
Flying Lotus Cosmogramma
Foals Antidotes
Frank Turner Tape Deck Heart
Frightened Rabbit The Winter of Mixed Drinks
Fugazi Repeater
Gnarls Barkley St. Elsewhere
Haim Days Are Gone
Hot Cross Fair Trades and Farewells
James Blake CMYK
James Blake Klavierwerke
James Blake James Blake
Jamie Woon Mirrorwriting
Justice A Cross the Universe
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Kvelertak Kvelertak
Kylesa Static Tensions
M.I.A. Kala
M83 Hurry Up, We're Dreaming
Manchester Orchestra I'm Like a Virgin Losing a Child
Manchester Orchestra Simple Math
Maps & Atlases You and Me and the Mountain
Metallica Master of Puppets
Miike Snow Miike Snow
Moss Icon Lyburnum Wits End Liberation Fly
Muse Absolution
Muse Black Holes and Revelations
Nasum Shift
Nine Inch Nails Broken
Nirvana MTV Unplugged in New York
Nirvana Nevermind
Noisia Split The Atom
Off Minor The Heat Death of the Universe
Panda Bear Person Pitch
Pearl Jam Ten
Pg. 99 Document #8
Pg. 99 Document #5
Phaeleh Fallen Light
Phaeleh The Cold In You
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon
Pixies Surfer Rosa
Poison the Well The Opposite of December
Public Enemy It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us
Purity Ring Shrines
Radiohead Amnesiac
Radiohead The Bends
Radiohead In Rainbows
Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine
Rites of Spring End on End
Saetia A Retrospective
Score One For Safety Animals and Objects
Score One For Safety Yoni
Sed Non Satiata Sed Non Satiata
Shugo Tokumaru Night Piece
SikTh The Trees Are Dead and Dried Out
Skycamefalling 10.21
Sleepingdog Polar Life
Sleigh Bells Treats
Snowing Fuck Your Emotional Bullshit
State Faults Desolate Peaks
Sufjan Stevens Illinois
Surfer Blood Pythons
The Avalanches Since I Left You
The Beatles Please Please Me
The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
The Carrier One Year Later
The Fall Of Boss Koala Reference Points
The Format Dog Problems
The Magnetic Fields Holiday
The Microphones The Glow Pt. 2
The Morning Benders Big Echo
The Postal Service Give Up
The Red Chord Fused Together in Revolving Doors
The Roots How I Got Over
The Secret Luce
The Streets Original Pirate Material
The xx xx
Trap Them Seizures In Barren Praise
Two Door Cinema Club Tourist History
United Nations United Nations
United Nations Nevermind the Bombings, Here's Your Six Figures
Wait What This Is Real Life
Weekend Nachos Unforgivable
William Fitzsimmons Until When We Are Ghosts
Wintersleep Welcome To The Night Sky
WU LYF Go Tell Fire to the Mountain
Yeasayer All Hour Cymbals
Your Demise Ignorance Never Dies
Surprisingly great metallic hardcore before selling out and turning shit like other bands of their ilk *cough*Architects*cough*
Youth Lagoon The Year of Hibernation
Zomby Where Were U In '92?

3.0 good
A Lot Like Birds Plan B
A Place to Bury Strangers Exploding Head
A Textbook Tragedy Intimidator
Afterlives A Ticking Clock I Couldn't Stop
All Shall Perish The Price Of Existence
Anberlin Cities
Architects Hollow Crown
August Burns Red Constellations
Blacklisted Peace On Earth, War On Stage
Caribou Swim
Chase and Status More Than Alot
Coalesce Functioning on Impatience
Converge Axe to Fall
Cynic Traced in Air
Deadmau5 4x4=12
Dizzee Rascal Boy In Da Corner
Fleet Foxes Fleet Foxes
Glassjaw Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About
Gorillaz Demon Days
Grimes Visions
Guns N' Roses Appetite for Destruction
Hexes White Noise/Black Sound
In Flames The Jester Race
Isis Panopticon
Japandroids No Singles
Jonsi Go
Kavinsky Nightcall
La Dispute Somewhere at the Bottom of the River...
Lady Gaga The Fame
Lady Gaga The Fame Monster
M.I.A. Arular
Marina and The Diamonds The Family Jewels
Maths Descent
Mew Frengers
Mew No More Stories
Minus the Bear Planet of Ice
Muse Showbiz
Noah and the Whale The First Days of Spring
Of Monsters and Men My Head is an Animal
Protest The Hero Kezia
Rage Against the Machine The Battle of Los Angeles
Rammstein Mutter
Rammstein Sehnsucht
Red Hot Chili Peppers By the Way
Red Hot Chili Peppers Californication
Rogue Wave Permalight
Sigur Ros ( )
Sleigh Bells Reign of Terror
Sufjan Stevens The Age of Adz
The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour
The Decemberists The Hazards Of Love
The Gaslight Anthem American Slang
The Prodigy Invaders Must Die
The Thermals Now We Can See
The xx Coexist
These Arms Are Snakes Tail Swallower and Dove
Thrice Vheissu
Your Demise Blood Stays On The Blade

2.5 average
7 Angels 7 Plagues Jhazmyne's Lullaby
Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion
Avenged Sevenfold Waking the Fallen
Blacklisted No One Deserves To Be Here More Than Me
Bring Me The Horizon Suicide Season
Bullet For My Valentine Bullet for My Valentine
Cancer Bats Hail Destroyer
Chase and Status No More Idols
Children of Bodom Follow the Reaper
Dead Swans Sleepwalkers
dredg El Cielo
Earth Crisis To the Death
Emery ...In Shallow Seas We Sail
Flobots Fight With Tools
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
Machine Head Burn My Eyes
Misery Signals Of Malice and the Magnum Heart
Paramore Riot!
Protest The Hero Fortress
Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium Arcadium
Shearwater The Golden Archipelago
Slipknot Slipknot
Slipknot All Hope Is Gone
Spires (USA) Flowers And Fireworks
The Red Chord Clients
Touche Amore/La Dispute Searching for a Pulse/The Worth of the World

2.0 poor
Anaal Nathrakh In the Constellation of the Black Widow
Architects The Here and Now
Architects Daybreaker
Audioslave Audioslave
Avenged Sevenfold City of Evil
Gaza He Is Never Coming Back
Good Charlotte Good Morning Revival
Lostprophets The Fake Sound Of Progress
Misery Signals Controller
Mutemath Mute Math
Pendulum In Silico
Scars on Broadway Scars On Broadway
Slipknot Iowa
Thirty Seconds to Mars A Beautiful Lie
Volcano Choir Unmap

1.5 very poor
A Day To Remember Homesick
Avenged Sevenfold Avenged Sevenfold
Bring Me The Horizon Count Your Blessings
Enter Shikari Take to the Skies
Muse The Resistance
Papa Roach Infest
Papa Roach Lovehatetragedy

1.0 awful
Millionaires Bling Bling Bling!
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