Jared Ponton

Reviews 197
Approval 96%

Soundoffs 66
News Articles 417
Band Edits + Tags 558
Album Edits 567

Album Ratings 242
Objectivity 84%

Last Active 02-01-16 7:21 pm
Joined 05-14-09

Forum Posts 253
Review Comments 6,020

Average Rating: 3.40
Rating Variance: 1.13
Objectivity Score: 84%
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5.0 classic
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
The Ponton and Observer are raging inside me.
Counterparts The Current Will Carry Us
Darkest Hour Deliver Us
Frightened Rabbit The Winter of Mixed Drinks
im stupid from a lesson learned
letlive. Fake History (Re-Release)
Linkin Park Meteora
"Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different." -C.S. Lewis
Max Richter The Blue Notebooks
Mimicking Birds Mimicking Birds
Modest Mouse The Moon & Antarctica
Rosetta The Galilean Satellites
Snow Patrol Eyes Open
Spoon Kill the Moonlight
Sun Kil Moon Ghosts of the Great Highway
The Avalanches Since I Left You
The Dangerous Summer War Paint
The National Boxer
The Wrens The Meadowlands
There Will Be Fireworks The Dark, Dark Bright
i think its time i put together an article for something that just blows me away
Thursday No Devolucion
Tim Hecker Harmony in Ultraviolet
William Fitzsimmons Until When We Are Ghosts

4.7 superb
The Sky Life Caves

4.5 superb
Andrew Bird The Mysterious Production Of Eggs
when people doubt my music cred i give them the Bird
Athletics Who You Are Is Not Enough
Blink-182 Blink-182
Blue Sky Black Death Late Night Cinema
Bon Iver For Emma, Forever Ago
Counterparts The Difference Between Hell and Home
i believe in this band
Deaf Havana Fools And Worthless Liars
Emancipator Soon It Will Be Cold Enough
Friendzone DX
dont care what their name actually means, shes still a bitch for saying she wants something she really doesnt. fuck women fuck society for turning alpha men beta and fuck all my insecurities and just chill the fuck out to friendzone damn it
Gates Bloom and Breathe
Grammatics Grammatics
Katatonia The Great Cold Distance
Lights & Motion Reanimation
Marianas Trench Ever After
Menomena Mines
Motion City Soundtrack Commit This to Memory
Nothink Spotlights
Owen I do perceive.
Paul Dempsey Everything Is True
Radiohead In Rainbows
Shai Hulud Reach Beyond the Sun
just a tip if you keep perpetually sulking, crying, bitching, and whining and scrapping at your chaffed ass nipples about banal shit that nobody gives a fuck about your face is gonna start reeking like mildew and probably rot right off, my suggestion? grow a big fat ol pair of man nuts and give em a good ol rub n squeeze, maybe throw out the vodka coolers and vogue slims and you might start acting like more of a man and less of a sassy streetwalker
Sleepmakeswaves Love of Cartography
Spoon Gimme Fiction
Spoon Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga
Strung Out Exile In Oblivion
Strung Out Agents of the Underground
Tellison Contact! Contact!
The Dangerous Summer Reach For The Sun
The Dangerous Summer Golden Record
songs about a relationship i will never have again (thank god)

so good
The National High Violet
The Twilight Singers Blackberry Belle
Typhoon (USA-OR) White Lighter
Vampire Weekend Vampire Weekend
Vampire Weekend Contra
Vampire Weekend Modern Vampires of the City
this one time, yolo
William Fitzsimmons Goodnight
Wintersleep Welcome To The Night Sky
Yo La Tengo And Then Nothing Turned Itself Inside...

4.2 excellent
Caspian Dust and Disquiet
Hey have you guys heard this?

4.1 excellent
August Burns Red Found in Far Away Places
I'm the harbinger, not the author of these timeless words. Led by the
Comforter I sing to you. And if my throat were to be cut from ear to
ear, I hope that these words would carry on in these songs that I pray
you sing one day. We sing for you. We sing for you. We sing for you.
We sing for you. We sing for you. We sing for you. We sing for you. We
sing for you.

4.0 excellent
Andrew Bird Armchair Apocrypha
Andrew Bird Break It Yourself
Andy Stott Luxury Problems
August Burns Red Leveler
August Burns Red Rescue & Restore
Aux Field Imaginable Layers
Belle and Sebastian The Life Pursuit
Ben Howard I Forget Where We Were
Wrapped up in dissonance
Bring Me the Horizon Sempiternal
sounds like adtr's newest single

think about that for a minute
Broken Social Scene Broken Social Scene
Burial Kindred
Carissa's Wierd Songs About Leaving
Champs Down Like Gold
Chevelle Sci-Fi Crimes
Climates Body Clocks
Darkest Hour Hidden Hands of a Sadist Nation
Defeat The Low A Nervous Smile
FACT Witness
Fightstar Grand Unification
Fightstar Be Human Deluxe Edition
Fleet Foxes Helplessness Blues
Haste the Day Attack of the Wolf King
Heart in Hand Only Memories
Jon Auer Songs From The Year of Our Demise
Last Days of April Angel Youth
letlive. The Blackest Beautiful
Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done.

edit: for real though, nowhere near the debut but catchy post-h does and catchy post-h does.
Mallory Knox Asymmetry
Mors Principium Est The Unborn
Motion City Soundtrack Even If It Kills Me
Motion City Soundtrack My Dinosaur Life
Pompeii Loom
Raised By Swans No Ghostless Place
Red Innocence and Instinct
Robag Wruhme Thora Vukk
S I'm Not As Good At It As You
Buzzy acoustic and electric guitars with torn vocal melodies riding the impact of Sia's "Breathe Me." I feel swept in the wake of emotions I wish I had never felt. This chic is better at it than me.
Snowmine Dialects
Spoon Girls Can Tell
Strung Out Blackhawks Over Los Angeles
Strung Out Transmission.Alpha.Delta
Swell Too Many Days Without Thinking
This Wild Life Clouded
Too Close to Touch Nerve Endings
Tycho Dive
Unearth Watchers of Rule
Wintersleep Hello Hum
Yo La Tengo I Can Hear the Heart Beating as One
Yo La Tengo I Am Not Afraid of You and I Will Beat Your Ass
Yo La Tengo Fade
is good because yo la tengo

3.7 great
Red Of Beauty and Rage
Sweet sweet. God let this be good, that is, the God they believe in.

3.5 great
Andrew Bird Noble Beast
Audrey Fall Mitau
Belle and Sebastian Dear Catastrophe Waitress
Ben Howard Every Kingdom
Bring Me the Horizon There Is a Hell, Believe Me I've Seen It
Chevelle Vena Sera
Counterparts Tragedy Will Find Us
The current carries them.
Darkest Hour Undoing Ruin
Darkest Hour The Eternal Return
Darkest Hour Darkest Hour
Face to Face Ignorance Is Bliss
Fair to Midland Arrows and Anchors
Fightstar They Liked You Better When You Were Dead
Fightstar One Day Son This Will All Be Yours
Heart in Hand Almost There
Heart in Hand A Beautiful White
Joseph Arthur Redemption's Son
Katatonia Viva Emptiness
Katatonia Dead End Kings
Killing The Dream In Place, Apart
Lost In The Trees A Church That Fits Our Needs
Modest Mouse The Lonesome Crowded West
Polar Shadowed by Vultures
Red End of Silence
The Afghan Whigs Do to the Beast
The Carrier One Year Later
The Oh Hellos Through The Deep, Dark Valley
Whitley The Submarine
William Fitzsimmons The Sparrow and the Crow

3.0 good
Alien Ant Farm Always and Forever
Arcade Fire Funeral
Arcade Fire Reflektor
August Burns Red Constellations
Broken Social Scene Forgiveness Rock Record
Chevelle This Type of Thinking (Could Do Us In)
Chevelle Wonder What's Next
Chevelle Hats Off to the Bull
Dance Gavin Dance Acceptance Speech
I jammed Close To A World Below on the bus today while some fuckin kid kicked my seat and I
almost used the power of satan to crush him almost
Darkest Hour The Human Romance
Fair to Midland Fables From a Mayfly...
Flying Lotus Until the Quiet Comes
Good Old War Only Way To Be Alone
Katatonia Night Is the New Day
Kyoto Protocol Catch These Men
Lights & Motion Save Your Heart
Loscil Sea Island
Mallory Knox Signals
Marianas Trench Masterpiece Theater
Mors Principium Est Dawn Of The 5th Era
Motion City Soundtrack Go
Red Until We Have Faces
Snow Patrol Final Straw
Snow Patrol A Hundred Million Suns
The National Alligator
Third Eye Blind Dopamine
To The Wind Block Out The Sun and Sleep
Tycho Awake
Wilco Summerteeth
William Fitzsimmons Lions
cut me open please
Yellowcard Southern Air

2.5 average
Andy Stott Faith in Strangers
Architects Lost Forever // Lost Together
As I Lay Dying Awakened
Chevelle La Gargola
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind
Damascus When Last We Met
Damien Rice My Favourite Faded Fantasy
Deaf Havana Meet Me Halfway, At Least
Fall Out Boy Save Rock and Roll

Edit: nevermind, tooth decay
Father John Misty I Love You, Honeybear
Fightstar Behind the Devil's Back
hate to be that guy but it sounds just okay
Frightened Rabbit Pedestrian Verse
Godspeed You! Black Emperor 'Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend!
Music is an intricate language. Melded and birthed under the initial lattice work of the instrumentals with an optional set of lyrics lies the substance and the essence of the sounds - the veritas of what the artist has created. It is a life of its own: it is the feelings invoked - it is the feelings evoked; ideally, it is a force that lasts forever, even outliving its very creator in the number of its days. The under-flowing language has rthe power to move minds and bring together enemies - to connect lives and to sooth the emotional loss of a death. Some musicians aren't aware of this power in their art, and some, like Godspeed You! Black Emperor, wield it like a weapon to pierce and dissolve the preconceptions of the mind where a new pathway for growth can be forged and built upon - a rnew revelation can be realized and understood. Somber, desolate, and undeniable beautiful, Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend! is a revelation of one side of this immaculate veritas that makes up the framework for an artist's music: it is a key to the emotional realm of the of the mourning where anything living weeps a sorrowful song.
Green Day ¬°UNO!
im gonna play a fucking new song.. fuck this shit give me a fucking break! let me fucking fuck fucking telling you something u fuckin bitch u gonna fuckin give me 1 fuckin minute look at that fuckin sign u gotta be fuckin jokin kidding me fucking kiddin me ive been around since 1980 fuckin 8 im not fuckin justin beiber u motha fuckers u gotta be fucking jokin this is a fuckin joke oh i got 1 minute left 1 fucking minute oh now i got nothin left lemme show u what 1 mother fuckin minute means . . . 1 minute god fucking luv u all we'll be backr
Haste the Day Coward
I like the wolf one more.
I the Mighty Connector
Japandroids Celebration Rock
Kevin Drew Spirit If...
Linkin Park Living Things
Linkin Park The Hunting Party
Menomena Moms
Sigur Ros Valtari
Silverstein This Is How the Wind Shifts
Taking Back Sunday Taking Back Sunday
Tame Impala Currents
The Carrier Blind To What Is Right
The Shins Port of Morrow
The Wonder Years The Greatest Generation
bump if you too dont get it
The Xcerts There Is Only You
U137 Dreamer On The Run

2.3 average
Lights & Motion Chronicle

2.0 poor
Bon Iver Bon Iver, Bon Iver
Deftones Koi No Yokan
Flying Lotus You're Dead!
fun. Some Nights
Funeral for a Friend Chapter and Verse
Why can't they write like hours again?
Joseph Arthur Temporary People
Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly
Hip... Hip hop... Hiphopanonymous? You always give him the easy ones
Modest Mouse Strangers to Ourselves
May be the beer but this kinda sucks lol.
Mors Principium Est Inhumanity
Mors Principium Est Liberation = Termination
Mors Principium Est ...And Death Said Live
Red Release the Panic
Rosetta Quintessential Ephemera
Taylor Swift Red
bump if you would bone
The Ghost Inside Get What You Give
The Killers Battle Born
The Tallest Man on Earth There's No Leaving Now
Thousand Foot Krutch The End Is Where We Begin
While She Sleeps This Is the Six
William Fitzsimmons Gold In The Shadow

1.5 very poor
Beach House Bloom
Bring Me the Horizon That's the Spirit
Diablo Swing Orchestra Pandora's Pinata
Dir En Grey Arche
thgis sucks even drunk
Green Day 21st Century Breakdown
"Oh, I dunno man. For this album we kinda just recorded me strokin' my dick for 70 minutes.
Jesus, I had a big load." - Billie Joe Armstrong
Marianas Trench Astoria
Miss May I At Heart
Mono For My Parents
Our Last Night Age Of Ignorance
Snow Patrol Fallen Empires
Sum 41 Screaming Bloody Murder
Dear Jared,

If you or any staff member of this site this, you're just proving everything I say here
and even being cowards.


Where are the arguments for such crap you said? You look ridiculous and seem to be doing
some kind of rvengeance.

If you want to say something so negative, you should at least give examples to support
your arguments (can we evenrclassify what you said as arguments or just bullshit?), but
you just criticize without any basis.

Seriously, who hired you to review music on this site? Do you have any training in music
and/or journalism? You do rit for free? Probably.

I bet you have almost no money and lives at in your parent's home, or maybe a minuscule
and cheap rented rapartment. (This is the kind of arguments you use, just wanted to show
how any one can do the same job you rdo...I'm sorry for my honesty, but you're just a

And yeah, you wish to be half of what any member of Sum 41 is, but you're just a loser and
a joke. I hope you don't rneed any anti-depressive pills after read this (if you're
capable to follow me until the end).

(Note: By the way, this site is so shitty that your e-mails are recognized as spam by
Google. Not to say that the site ris poorly constructed and full of bugs. This site will
be dead soon.)

About Me: MSc in Informatics Engineering. Learned music for twelve years.


Sun Kil Moon Benji
it just rambles. had an ex named carissa (well, karissa) so fuck this album
The Chariot One Wing
Yellowcard Lift a Sail

1.0 awful
Animal Collective Feels
Animal Collective Centipede Hz
Fall Out Boy American Beauty / American Psycho
You guys. Just you guys remember rememberrrrrr me for centuriesssssss
Swans The Seer
The Fray Helios

and i actually like the fray.
Wintersun Wintersun
Band is lol

Gonna 1/5 it no matter what.

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