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A Sunny Day in Glasgow Ashes Grammar
A Sunny Day in Glasgow Sea When Absent
Unlike anything shoegaze has seen since... you know.
Air France No Way Down
Animal Collective Centipede Hz
From behind clumps of trees in the distance a railway train came past, all the carriages were lit up, the windowpanes were certainly let down. One of us began to sing a popular catch, but we all felt like singing. We sang much faster than the train was going, we waved our arms because our voices were not enough, our voices rushed together in an avalanche of sound that did us good. When one joins in song with others it is like being drawn on by a fish hook.

So we sang, the forest behind us, for the ears of the distant travelers. The grownups were still awake in the village, the mothers were making down the beds for the night.

Our time was up. I kissed the one next to me, reached hands to the three nearest, and began to run home, none called me back. At the first crossroads where they could no longer see me I turned off and ran by the field paths into the forest again. I was making for that city in the south of which it was said in our village:

"There you'll find queer folk! Just think, they never sleep!"
"And why not?"
"Because they never get tired."
"And why not?"
"Because they're fools."
"Don't fools get tired?"
"How could fools get tired!"
Animal Collective Here Comes the Indian
Animal Collective Feels
Rich, complex, without genre. Compels me to camaraderie and solitude in equal measure; considers each state to be of equal importance. Truly progressive rock that spews bullshit like the human blood runs red with it. Oh, does it.
Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion
Animal Collective Strawberry Jam
Animal Collective Sung Tongs
Animal Collective Spirit They're Gone...
Animal Collective Fall Be Kind
Animal Collective Water Curses
Animal Collective Prospect Hummer
Antony and the Johnsons I Am A Bird Now
Ariadne Tsalal
Armchairpolitician Seven Segment Decoder
Atlas Sound Let the Blind Lead Those Who Can See...
Really fucking good. Years have been kind to ol' Atlas Sound. One day we'll realize what we've done to Bradford Cox, and here is a testament to the man untainted.
Avey Tare Down There
I can see this one becoming misunderstood, and perhaps my praise too as misguided loyalty. But Avey Tare is intentionally squandering great work here, which is something we've seen him do before. I consider it murky brilliance, where Avey attempts to chronicle his inner psyche at the same time he attempts to elevate us, the audience, above it. Down There acts as a warning and an invitation: we can either watch thoughtfully, wary, from the tree limbs or delve headfirst into the roots. And let me tell you, it is a fucking party down here.
Avey Tare and Kría Brekkan Pullhair Rubeye
Beach House Depression Cherry
Beyonce Beyonce
Bjork Homogenic
Blu York
Blue Hawaii Blooming Summer
Boards of Canada Music Has the Right to Children
Bob Dylan Blood on the Tracks
Boris Pink
Braids Native Speaker
Brian Eno Another Green World
Brian Eno Before and After Science
Built to Spill Perfect from Now On
Built to Spill Keep It Like a Secret
Burial Untrue
Burial Rival Dealer
Burial Kindred
Burial Truant/Rough Sleeper
Music will always/never be better than this.
Burial Street Halo
Burial Burial
Burial and Four Tet Moth/Wolf Club
Camp Lo Uptown Saturday Night
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Trout Mask Replica
Circulatory System Signal Morning
Circulatory System Circulatory System
Clipse Hell Hath No Fury
Converge Jane Doe
D'Angelo Voodoo
D'Angelo Black Messiah
Daitro Laisser Vivre Les Squelettes
Danny Brown XXX
Danny Brown Old
David Bowie Low
Deerhunter Microcastle
Deerhunter Cryptograms
Deerhunter Weird Era Cont.
Deerhunter Halcyon Digest
Deerhunter Fading Frontier
Destroyer Kaputt
Destroyer Streethawk: A Seduction
Dirty Projectors Swing Lo Magellan
Dirty Projectors Bitte Orca
Drake Take Care
Is this even hype anymore? I was the guy sitting on the other side of the fence with Thank Me Later, a well-produced but lame bag of tricks that told me what I needed to know about Drake, but not necessarily what I wanted (a strange position to be in for a pop album, naturally, though I respect the man for chilling the blockbuster climates; sex in layers). So, here; now later: I thank you, Drake, for doing you and doing it better. I'll argue for the fillers, and the occasional cheese that comes with the wine. This is a full course meal of sensual tension that is funny and sad and sexy and stupid and smart. Major props to bringing The Weeknd to everyone's front door.
Drake If You're Reading This It's Too Late
Dyzlectic Octo The Epee
Earl Sweatshirt Doris
Earl Sweatshirt I Don't Like Shit, I Don't Go Outside
Electric Wizard Dopethrone
Elliott Smith Elliott Smith
Erykah Badu New Amerykah Pt. 1 (4th World War)
Fennesz Endless Summer
Fiona Apple The Idler Wheel...
FKA Twigs M3LL155X
Fleetwood Mac Rumours
Flying Lotus Cosmogramma
Flying Lotus You're Dead!
Frank Ocean channel ORANGE
Friendzone Collection 1
Fripp & Eno Evening Star
Frog Eyes Carey's Cold Spring
Frog Eyes Paul's Tomb: A Triumph
If Wolf Parade opted to tear Kings of Leon apart by the jugular, pierce their hearts in fifteen directions and prop each head upon a spear to line the walkway, you'd be led to Paul's Tomb. A triumph.
Fuck Buttons Street Horrrsing
Galaxie 500 On Fire
Gang of Four Entertainment!
Gas Pop
Gas Königsforst
Gellers Gellers
George Clanton 100% Electronica
Ghostface Killah Supreme Clientele
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven
Gonjasufi A Sufi and a Killer
Gorillaz Plastic Beach
Grimes Art Angels
Grizzly Bear Yellow House
Grouper Dragging a Dead Deer Up a Hill
Grouper A I A
Guided by Voices Bee Thousand
GZA Liquid Swords
Holly Herndon Platform
Ian William Craig A Turn of Breath
Iron Lung Sexless // No Sex
J Dilla Donuts
Jai Paul Jai Paul
James Blake James Blake
I like this album more than I hate this site. So, quite a bit.
Janelle Monae The ArchAndroid
Jenny Hval Viscera
Jenny Hval Innocence Is Kinky
Jenny Hval Apocalypse, girl
More specific; more abstract. Incisive, intimate, a stronghold of femininity, and yet.
Jens Lekman Night Falls Over Kortedala
Joanna Newsom Ys
Joanna Newsom The Milk-Eyed Mender
Joanna Newsom Divers
Joni Mitchell Blue
Julia Holter Loud City Song
Julia Holter Ekstasis
Julia Holter Have You In My Wilderness
Kanye West Yeezus
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Kayo Dot Hubardo
Kendrick Lamar good kid, m.A.A.d city
Pitchfork told me it was okay to 5 this!
Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly
King Crimson Red
King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King
King Crimson Larks' Tongues in Aspic
King Crimson Islands
Krallice Years Past Matter
Krallice Krallice
Lauryn Hill The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV
Lewis L'Amour
Love Forever Changes
Main Attrakionz 808s and Dark Grapes III
Main Attrakionz 808s and Dark Grapes II
mewithoutYou Brother, Sister
Micachu and the Shapes Jewellery
Micachu and the Shapes Good Sad Happy Bad
Modern Life Is War Witness
Modest Mouse The Moon & Antarctica
Modest Mouse The Lonesome Crowded West
My Bloody Valentine m b v
My Bloody Valentine Loveless
My Bloody Valentine Isn't Anything
My Bloody Valentine EPs 1988-1991
Nas Illmatic
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Nujabes Spiritual State
Off Minor The Heat Death of the Universe
Ohana Dead Beat
Oneohtrix Point Never Replica
Oneohtrix Point Never R Plus Seven
Oneohtrix Point Never Garden of Delete
Orko the Sykotik Alien Doomsday Prophet
The original alien. Take note.
Paavoharju Laulu Laakson Kukista
Paavoharju Joko sinä tulet tänne alas tai minä nousen sinne
Panda Bear Person Pitch
Perfume Genius Too Bright
Pg. 99 Document #8
Pink Floyd Animals
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon
Pixies Doolittle
Prefab Sprout Steve McQueen
Prefab Sprout Jordan: The Comeback
Radiohead In Rainbows
Let's just say that I seriously miscalculated this one.
Radiohead Amnesiac
Say Anything ...Is a Real Boy
Shabazz Palaces Black Up
Shabazz Palaces Lese Majesty
Shugo Tokumaru L.S.T.
Shugo Tokumaru Night Piece
Shugo Tokumaru Exit
Sleep Dopesmoker
Slint Spiderland
Son Lux At War With Walls And Mazes
Sonic Youth Daydream Nation
Sophie Product
Spiritualized Lazer Guided Melodies
Spiritualized Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space
Storm and Stress Under Thunder and Fluorescent Light
Subtle For Hero: For Fool
Sufjan Stevens The Age of Adz
Sun Kil Moon Benji
Sun Kil Moon Ghosts of the Great Highway
Swans Love of Life
Swans The Seer
Talk Talk Spirit of Eden
Talk Talk Laughing Stock
Talk Talk The Colour of Spring
Talking Heads Remain in Light
Taylor Swift 1989
Teebs Ardour
Teebs E S T A R A
E S T A R A might be more of the same, but Teebs is not.
Television Marquee Moon
The Angelic Process Weighing Souls With Sand
The Avalanches Since I Left You
The Beatles The Beatles
The Beatles Revolver
The Blood Brothers ...Burn, Piano Island, Burn
The Dismemberment Plan Change
The Dismemberment Plan Emergency & I
The Drones Havilah
The Field From Here We Go Sublime
The Field Yesterday and Today
The Flaming Lips Embryonic
See that cover? This is the same Flaming Lips, with that same childlike wonder at the limits of rock (argument: there aren't any), but hairier. Quite unshaven. Being re-birthed out of a vagina of light, all thrilled, ravaged, insane, and deeply, affectionately human. Party like it's 2009.
The Flaming Lips The Soft Bulletin
The Incredible String Band The Hangman's Beautiful Daughter
The Knife Shaking the Habitual
The Knife Silent Shout
The Knife Tomorrow, In a Year
The Microphones The Glow Pt. 2
The National Alligator
The Olivia Tremor Control Dusk at Cubist Castle
The Smiths The Queen Is Dead
The Velvet Underground White Light/White Heat
The Wrens The Meadowlands
Thingy To The Innocent
This Heat Deceit
Tim Hecker Ravedeath, 1972
Todd Rundgren A Wizard, A True Star
Towers Full Circle
Full Circle, in which Towers consider genre-bending metalcore as something to aspire to. Towers are not only successful, but should become the new standard. Leave any and all metalcore hang-ups at the door.
Towers Bel Air Highrise Plantation
Fuck bein' on some chill shit
We go 0 to 100 nigga, real quick
They be on that rap-to-pay-the-bill shit
And I don't feel that shit, not even a little bit
Oh Lord, know yourself, know your worth, nigga
My actions been louder than my words, nigga
How you so high, but still so down to Earth, nigga
If niggas wanna do it, we can do it on they turf, nigga
Oh Lord, I'm the rookie and the vet
Shoutout to the bitches out here holdin' down the set
Unwound Leaves Turn Inside You
Vashti Bunyan Just Another Diamond Day
Viet Cong Viet Cong
Wolf Parade Apologies to the Queen Mary
Women Public Strain
I connect with the guitars on Public Strain more than any artist, lyric, or else.
Women Women
Wu-Tang Clan Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
Yellow Swans Going Places
Yo La Tengo And Then Nothing Turned Itself Inside...

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