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Album Ratings 304
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Average Rating: 4.05
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5.0 classic
Bomb the Music Industry! Scrambles
Bon Iver For Emma, Forever Ago
Captain, We're Sinking The Future Is Cancelled
Carissa's Wierd Songs About Leaving
you felt relief somewhere between the tree and its shade. when you go away heaven's a
distance not a place
Carissa's Wierd You Should Be At Home Here
Circle Takes the Square As the Roots Undo
City of Caterpillar City of Caterpillar
The best post-rock/emo/screamo combination album there is. The emotion packed into this thing is extreme, it took a while to grow on me, but the vocals, the drums, the guitars, everything here is perfect, not to mention depressing. Just like I like it. Plus, A Little Change Could Go A Long Ways is like the best song ever.
Cloudkicker Let Yourself Be Huge
My happy album. When I need happy, I come to this album, and it comes through. I used to listen to this album once a day, until I got sick and tired of it. I've listened to it probably 2 times since then. It is still as amazing as it was the first time I heard it. This album is inner peace. This album is tranquility.
Code Orange Love Is Love // Return To Dust
Converge Jane Doe
A lot of people claim this album to be "overrated" just to have some sense of self-importance that they don't believe what the masses of sputnik believe. This album is fucking amazing. One of the greatest metalcore/hardcore albums of all time, with an amazing concept, amazing lyrics and vocals from my hero Jacob Bannon, and stellar guitar, bass, and drum work. But really, just listen for yourself to this thing, and you'll see why it is held in such high regards. Shit is badass.
Converge You Fail Me
My favorite album by perhaps my favorite band. Converge's most emotional piece, and combining together everything I love about Converge along with an extra dash of melancholy and outrage, turns out to be everything I could ask for in album, not to mention the amount of energy and rage packed into this thing, oh my god. If I had a dollar for each time I turned on this album and thrashed around the room until I was dripping with sweat, I would be able to buy this album. Not like I don't already own it. But I would buy it again, because that's how good it is.
Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain
I have probably listened to this album more than any other album ever. How I feel about this album is exactly how Channing Freeman feels about The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me. I don't know what is used to mean to me, and I don't know what it means to me now. The connections are just there.
Dance Gavin Dance Whatever I Say Is Royal Ocean
A raw, emotional, and unique debut from a post-hardcore colossus. Furthermore, this is Jonny Craig at his best. I can't think of anything bad to say about this album, it shines just as bright as Downtown Battle Mountain, the flame just doesn't burn as long, this being only 6 real songs. This is something that might not strike you on your first listen, but this is a certain gem among a band's discography filled with diamonds. The only real problem I can see people having with this is some people could find it less accessible than DBM, due to the imperfect production and Mess' raspy screams, but in the end that's what really makes this album so exceptional.
Daniel Johnston Hi, How Are You
http://i.imgur.com/4e5Eop7.jpg
Darkspace Dark Space I
Elvis Depressedly Holo Pleasures
Could someone other than me please listen to this? It's like pop paradise.
Elvis Depressedly save the planet kill yourself
LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT NOW

EDIT: OMG A NERDY BLACK KID JUST SHAZAMMED THIS BEST DAY EVER
Elvis Depressedly Hotter Sadness
Explosions in the Sky The Earth is Not a Cold Dead Place
My old soundoff for this album sucked. Basically, this is simply the most therapeutic album that exists for me. It has helped me through some shit, and I have an extremely strong connection to it. I truly do not care how musically simple it is, I absolutely love everything about this album and how it moves me.
georgerolandallen swagbob
i didn't know troll rating was still funny tbh r
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas...
Best album ever.Best album ever.Best album ever.Best album ever.Best album ever.Best album ever.Best album ever.Best album ever.Best album ever.Best album ever.Best album ever.Best album ever.Best album ever.Best album ever.Best album ever.
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Slow Riot For New Zero Kanada
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F#A#(Infinity) [Vinyl]
Have a Nice Life Deathconsciousness
Heroin Party Summer Made Me Blue; Summer Gave Me The Sky
if i cleaned everything would you come back if i cleaned everything would you come back if i cleaned everything would you come back if i cleaned everything would you come back if i cleaned everything would you come back if i cleaned everything would you come back
I Wrote Haikus About Cannibalism... 8 Song Demo
Jeromes Dream Seeing Means More Than Safety
Experimentally successful, emotionally extreme, and instrumentally impressive and original, this album is the best thing Jeromes Dream has ever released. The lyrics on this album are some of my favorite lyrics of all time, along with I.V. and The Heat Death of the Universe. This album is the perfection of screamo.
Jeromes Dream/Usurp Synapse An Aspirin, An X-Ray
Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains Love Songs For The Apocalypse
Oh how I love this album. I'm not too big of a fan of folk punk, but this album is the soundtrack to my life. So beautiful, amazing lyrics, just everything about this album is perfect. I cannot say how much I love this album.
Julia Brown An Abundance of Strawberries
Kesha Animal
Loma Prieta I.V.
"Children's letters to god obviously go unanswered. Kidnapped kids don't come home alive. My friend vanished when we were 12. I still miss her. It's with me everyday. I'll always be the child that can't sign the pardon. It's with me everyday. I promise to stay close to the memory. Life offers no answers."
melissa8769 niggers in my asshole
Modest Mouse The Lonesome Crowded West
Modest Mouse This Is A Long Drive For Someone With Nothing To..
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Indie-rock folk whatever perfection. The music is just playing chords and notes and singing, and it's not too complex or anything, but the raw beauty and emotion Jeff has put into this work of art is simply astounding.
Off Minor The Heat Death of the Universe
Yes, I didn't quite "get" this album at first. But it certainly grew on me. Jamie Behar of Saetia along with whoever the fuck plays drums and bass have created an album that has already been described perfectly as "emotional hardcore perfection." Who you are is not a function of where you are.
Orchid Orchid
Orchid Dance Tonight! Revolution Tomorrow!
Orchid Chaos is Me
This is probably my favorite album of all time. Jayson Green, Will Killingsworth, whoever the amazing drummer is, and the bassist guy created Chaos Is Me, undoubtedly the most influential screamo album of all time. There is a reason for all the praise of this band, their music is raw, emotionally engaging, and badass. The energy that is present in their music is astounding, and this is the release where they showed everyone just what screamo should be. And it has shaped the genre ever since.
Pg. 99 Document #7
This album is a fucking mess. A beautiful mess. Punk rock should mean freedom, and this is
album is truly as sloppy as Pg. 99 gets, and as emotionally unstable as they become. This is
what screamo is all about. A Sonnet To Both Ugly And Murderous reaches a level of emotional
catharsis that most bands cannot dream of creating.
Pg. 99 Document #5
Pierce the Veil Collide with the Sky
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here
Saetia Saetia
Suffocate For Fuck Sake Blazing Fires and Helicopters on the Fro
Sufjan Stevens Illinois
Teen Suicide I Will Be My Own Hell Because There...
This album is my life in 10 songs.
Teen Suicide Waste Yrself
Teen Suicide DC snuff film
The Arrogant Sons of Bitches Three Cheers For Disappointment
Kman has already said all there is to say about this album. It is so fucking enjoyable though, like I just absolutely love all the songs on this album, and the perfect thing about it is how it's appropriate for any circumstance. A party, being depressed, being high, being drunk, doing nothing, just this album fits everything. It is so fucking fun, I just love love love this album with all my heart.
The Brave Little Abacus Just Got Back from the Discomfort
The World is a Beautiful Place... Whenever, If Ever
Thee Silver Mount Zion He Has Left Us Alone...
Usurp Synapse This endless breath
Usurp Synapse/Hassan I Sabbah Just Do It!
best split of all time

4.5 superb
1099 1099
7 Angels 7 Plagues Jhazmyne's Lullaby
Adept Another Year of Disaster
Adventures Adventures
Aeterna Tristitia Aeterna Tristitia
Alex G DSU
Alex Turner Submarine OST
Aspergers Aspergers
fuck you guys this rules
Baton Rouge Totem
I can't get over how good this is holy shit
Beau Navire Demo Tape
dreamo at it's finest
Beau Navire Hours
Black Flag Damaged
Bonjour Machines Level Up!
Brand New Deja Entendu
Brian Eno Ambient 1: Music For Airports
Airports Are A Beautiful Place And I Am No Longer Afraid To Fly
Burzum Hvis Lyset Tar Oss
Carissa's Wierd Ugly But Honest: 1996-1999
Carrion Spring A Short History of Decay
City of Caterpillar Demo + Live Recording
Cloudkicker Beacons
Cloudkicker Fade
Coma Regalia En Sperata
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind
Crywank James Is Going To Die Soon
Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain II
Dance Gavin Dance Happiness
Dance Gavin Dance Dance Gavin Dance
Darkspace Dark Space II
Darkspace Dark Space III
Deafheaven Sunbather
Death Grips The Money Store
Destiny Potato Lun
aleksandra will u marry me
Elvis Depressedly goner
Empire! Empire! (I Was a Lonely Estate) What It Takes to Move Forward
Envy All the Footprints You've Ever Left...
Flower Face Homesick
Frank Ocean Channel Orange
Gas Up Yr Hearse!! A Banner Year For The Sum of Our Losses
Gas Up Yr Hearse!/Coma Regalia Split
God Is An Astronaut All Is Violent, All Is Bright
Gospel The Moon Is a Dead World
Gris A lame Enflammee, lame Constellee
Gris Il Etait une Foret...
Hassan I Sabbah Discography
Helixed Helixed
Her Breath On Glass We Aimed Straight Down
I Hate Myself 10 Songs
I Would Set Myself On Fire For You I Would Set Myself On Fire For You
I Wrote Haikus About Cannibalism... iwrotehaikusaboutcannibalisminyour...
Infinity Crush sometimes even in my dreams i am
Jeromes Dream Completed
Jeromes Dream Split
King's Girls Numbers
Lil B 05 Fuck Em
Lord Snow Solitude
10/10 Best new feedback.
Malon Portraits of Dying
Massive Attack Mezzanine
Merchant Ships For Cameron
I discovered this album in an extremely emotional moment of my life. I was practically accepting suicide, and by the second as I was listening to this, I felt more and more compelled to die. Not from the album itself, but from other things that were happening as I listened to it. Actually, if I have any album to credit with "saving my life" this would be it. After I finished the album I went to the bathroom and cried for 20 minutes. I was 15 minutes late for class. My teacher wasn't happy, and neither was I. For different reasons of course. I continued to listen to this album solely along with Teen Suicide's I Will Be My Own Hell, and developed an extremely strong connection to both.
Mogwai Young Team
Mogwai 4 Satin
Best piece of music Mogwai have ever released. And that's saying a lot.
Nayru Recollections
Ojne Undici​/​Dodici
Orchid Totality
Orchid/Jeromes Dream Split
Pg. 99 Document #8
Pink Floyd Ummagumma
Purplene Purplene
Radiohead Kid A
Ricky Eat Acid Three Love Songs
Rue Morgue Rue Morgue
Saetia Eronel
Saetia Demo Cassette
rThis is a Saetiarthey are screamorthey are very popularrthey are very emotionalrthis is screamor
Saetia A Retrospective
Sed Non Satiata Sed Non Satiata
Slint Spiderland
Streetlight Manifesto Everything Goes Numb
Talk Talk Laughing Stock
Teen Suicide Goblin Problems
Teen Suicide hymns
I have no longterm plans for this body....
The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity
The Saddest Landscape Lift Your Burdens High For This is Where We Cross
The Spirit Of Versailles The Spirit Of Versailles
Usurp Synapse Disinformation Fix
Usurp Synapse The main ingredient
Via Fondo Fast
Yaphet Kotto The Killer Was in the Government Blankets
Yung Lean Unknown Death 2002

4.0 excellent
...Who Calls So Loud ...Who Calls So Loud
A Day to Remember For Those Who Have Heart
A Fine Boat that Coffin! The Second Nail
A Slow Descent Dance With Me Upon His Secret Ocean
Adventures Clear My Head With You
Gonna review the hell out of this... God I love this band. They just take everything appealing about emo/indie and amplify it to the maximum. Twinkles hard, jams even harder.
Afterlife Kids Morgengrauen
Age Sixteen Open Up Finders, Please
American Football American Football
Bridge Red Hands
Bus Crusher Basement Torture
When will you eat again?rWHEN I MOTHERFUCKING SAY YOU CANrWhen will you sleep again?rWHEN I MOTHERFUCKING SAY YOU CANrBLEH
Chevelle This Type of Thinking (Could Do Us In)
Cloudkicker Subsume
Cloudkicker Loop
Code Orange I Am King
http://i.imgur.com/vm68nc8.jpg
Common Ignorance Come And Take It
Converge Axe to Fall
Crooked Sun Demo
Shawty I'm a' do things that you ain't never didrFinna wake up next to you, in my crib, causer[Hook]rI'm a' make you hurtrI'm a' I'm a' make you hurtr(x2)rSad boys, we on deckrAm I awake? You got to checkrWent to sleep, then I came backrI'm the same guy smoking loud packrIced out, right backrPCP attackrGreedy pills hoes, on my ball sackrThey don't know how to actrHigh tech watchrHigh tech lockedr[??, plastic fox?]rGot keys, but I'll never find the lockrEmotion boys we in the UFOrSkies pink when I'm on ecstacyrIn Tokyo, playing MariorSad Boys blast your stereosrSucking on my nuts like pistachiosrMixing Champagne with CarpacciorSlim thoughrHo I'm in that polorStacks of money, more for yourMilkshakes with the crushed up oreosrI'm in Italy, RodeorForgive me after my deathrCaravaggior
Crying Get Olde
D. Tiffany S/T
i could smoke so much fkn weed to this but i wont do that because that would be illegal and i dont condone illegal activities
Daitro Laisser Vivre Les Squelettes
Dance Gavin Dance Acceptance Speech
Darkspace Dark Space III I
am i the only one that thinks 'dark 4.20' is funny
Death Grips The Powers That B - Part I: Niggas on the Moon
Death Grips Government Plates
Deer In The Headlights Deer In The Headlights
Elvis Depressedly mickey's dead
Elvis Depressedly Disgraceland
Empire! Empire! (I Was a Lonely Estate) When The Sea Became A Giant
Envy A Dead Sinking Story
Full of Hell/Code Orange Split
Green Day Dookie
Ground Under
Hit the Pigeon Boy! It's a Pretty Dark Place to Leave a Piece of Light
Human Hands Human Hands
Ice Hockey the way it is now
Julia Brown To Be Close To You
taking VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALIUuUUUUUM
Karl Marx And Friends Mudkip Onslaught
La Dispute Somewhere at the Bottom of the River...
This album hits harder than Manny Pacquiao, from the very first listen
Loma Prieta Last City
Lord Snow Lord Snow
Marasme De llums i ombres
Mogwai Government Commissions
Morning Effort I heard you the first time, it just wasn't funny
Nayru/Meryl Streaker Split
nic/Old Soul Split
for srs this is really fucking good its like what ive been craving this whole year and its finally come thank you santa
Orchid/Pig Destroyer Split
Paramore All We Know Is Falling
Patch Kit I Think I'm Going To Throw Up
u don't call me
Pg. 99 Document #11
Pg. 99 Document #4
Pg. 99 Document #3
Pg. 99 Document #1
Primitive Man Scorn
SQUERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Self Defense Family Try Me
Sigur Ros ( )
Spook Houses Trying
Studying Sophomoronic
Swans To Be Kind
IM JUST A LITTLE BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAHHHHHHH
System of a Down Toxicity
Taking Back Sunday Tell All Your Friends
Teen Suicide rarities, unreleased stuff, and cool things
The Brave Little Abacus Demo?
it is not i who am crazy
The Brave Little Abacus Masked Dancers
The Devil Wears Prada Dear Love: A Beautiful Discord
The Discord Of A Forgotten Sketch S/T
The Hotelier Home, Like NoPlace Is There
The New & Very Welcome This Changes Everything
The Saddest Landscape The Sound Of The Spectacle
The Saddest Landscape You Will Not Survive
The Saddest Landscape All Is Apologized For. All Is Forgiven.
The Spirit Of Versailles Discography
The Spirit Of Versailles Live on WNYU
Told Slant Still Water
WHO'S GONNA KISS YOUR UNDRESSED CHEST WHEN I'M GONE?
Towers Full Circle
Tristan Tzara Da Ne Zaboravis
TTNG Animals
Underoath Define the Great Line
Wakingmoment Peaks
Warren of Ohms Untitled
Good stuff Xing. Your lyrics remind me a lot of the ones I write myself, except better. Keep
makin music!

3.5 great
...Who Calls So Loud ...Who Calls So Loud 12"
wtf this is awesome, why is the average so low?
Beau Navire Life Moves
Big Nig 2014
Big Nig Marque un: le point de vue de nigs résumé
Bjork Debut
Cloudkicker The Discovery
Cracker Kerosene Hat
Eldritch Anisette Eldritch Anisette
Gremlins (US) Gremlins
every boring fuck we know is clinging to nostalgia's dope and they'll all be dead soon i hope
painted nails around my throat lipstick is dripping blood to get off a god that never was
sometimes i think that we're to blame spiders nesting in the brain
Jeromes Dream Presents
Jose Phine Demo
King's Girls King's Girls
Lord Snow Sovngarde
Millicent Waffles Sam Flow
Mogwai Come On Die Young
Nine of Swords I Can't Stand My Own Face
Norma Jean Wrongdoers
Owls Are Not What They Seem Owls Are Not What They Seem
Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal
Pg. 99 Document #9: A Split Personality
Pg. 99 Document #6
Pg. 99 Document #2
Pg. 99 Document #10: Do You Need a Place to Stay?
Pg. 99 Document #14: Singles
Pill Friends Fade Into Nothing
Rodolphe Alexis Utsukushi Haru
salvia plath melancholie
science is made up of mistakes The Backbone of the Night
Shikari Robot Wars
Short Stories About Their Distance/The World At A Glance Split
Sophie Lemonade/Hard
Sore Eyelids Sore Eyelids EP
Sueisntfine s/t demo
Sugary Sweet Machines Tours of the Bleak
The Brave Little Abacus Okumay
The Devil Wears Prada Dead Throne
The Sawtooth Grin Cuddlemonster
The Third Memory Et De Cela Rien Ne Ressort
Thee Silver Mount Zion Fuck Off Get Free We Pour Light on Everything
Tristan Tzara Omorina Nad Evropom
Usurp Synapse In Examination of
Veil of Maya [id]
weak weak

3.0 good
Ampere Like Shadows
Asking Alexandria Stand Up and Scream
Being As an Ocean Dear G-d
Black Tongue Born Hanged
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Converge No Heroes
Empire! Empire! (I Was a Lonely Estate) You Will Eventually Be Forgotten
georgerolandallen a flood of sunshine x alone with someone loved
Innards I've Lost Everything
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
Pg. 99 Document #12
Replica Beast
SLOTHS Knives
Snowing Fuck Your Emotional Bullshit
Teen Suicide bad vibes forever
The Saddest Landscape After The Lights
The Sun and the Ocean Distant Light/New Darkness
Touche Amore ...To the Beat of a Dead Horse
United Nations The Next Four Years
Yes Close to the Edge

2.5 average
Dowsing I Don't Even Care Anymore
Of Mice and Men Restoring Force
Sarah Longfield Myriad
Tallgeese 2013 demo
Touche Amore Is Survived By

2.0 poor
Black Flag Family Man
Kilgore Trout Correspondence
Tool Aenima

1.5 very poor
Hotel Books I'm Almost Happy Here, But I Never Feel At Home

1.0 awful
Capture the Crown Til Death
Drake Nothing Was the Same
Etienne Sin The Paradox Divide
I hope to god you are not the future, Etienne. Will review.
Etienne Sin The Art of Stealing Hearts
Kanye West Yeezus
Yehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh is pretty good I guess
King 810 Proem
Never Shout Never Me & My Uke
One Direction Midnight Memories
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