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Soundoffs 51
Album Ratings 171
Objectivity 56%

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Average Rating: 4.15
Rating Variance: 0.73
Objectivity Score: 56%
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5.0 classic
Adept Another Year of Disaster
Brand New Deja Entendu
Brian Eno Ambient 1: Music For Airports
Airports Are A Beautiful Place And I Am No Longer Afraid To Fly
Captain, We're Sinking The Future Is Cancelled
Carissa's Wierd Songs About Leaving
City of Caterpillar City of Caterpillar
The best post-rock/emo/screamo combination album there is. The emotion packed into this thing is extreme, it took a while to grow on me, but the vocals, the drums, the guitars, everything here is perfect, not to mention depressing. Just like I like it. Plus, A Little Change Could Go A Long Ways is like the best song ever.
Cloudkicker Let Yourself Be Huge
My happy album. When I need happy, I come to this album, and it comes through. I used to listen to this album once a day, until I got sick and tired of it. I've listened to it probably 2 times since then. It is still as amazing as it was the first time I heard it. This album is inner peace. This album is tranquility.
Code Orange Kids Love Is Love // Return To Dust
Converge Jane Doe
A lot of people claim this album to be "overrated" just to have some sense of self-importance that they don't believe what the masses of sputnik believe. This album is fucking amazing. One of the greatest metalcore/hardcore albums of all time, with an amazing concept, amazing lyrics and vocals from my hero Jacob Bannon, and stellar guitar, bass, and drum work. But really, just listen for yourself to this thing, and you'll see why it is held in such high regards. Shit is badass.
Converge You Fail Me
My favorite album by perhaps my favorite band. Converge's most emotional piece, and combining together everything I love about Converge along with an extra dash of melancholy and outrage, turns out to be everything I could ask for in album, not to mention the amount of energy and rage packed into this thing, oh my god. If I had a dollar for each time I turned on this album and thrashed around the room until I was dripping with sweat, I would be able to buy this album. Not like I don't already own it. But I would buy it again, because that's how good it is.
Dance Gavin Dance Happiness
Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain
I have probably listened to this album more than any other album ever. How I feel about this album is exactly how Channing Freeman feels about The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me. I don't know what is used to mean to me, and I don't know what it means to me now. The connections are just there.
Dance Gavin Dance Whatever I Say Is Royal Ocean
A raw, emotional, and unique debut from a post-hardcore colossus. Furthermore, this is Jonny Craig at his best. I can't think of anything bad to say about this album, it shines just as bright as Downtown Battle Mountain, the flame just doesn't burn as long, this being only 6 real songs. This is something that might not strike you on your first listen, but this is a certain gem among a band's discography filled with diamonds. The only real problem I can see people having with this is some people could find it less accessible than DBM, due to the imperfect production and Mess' raspy screams, but in the end that's what really makes this album so exceptional.
elvis depressedly save the planet kill yourself
LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT NOW

EDIT: OMG A NERDY BLACK KID JUST SHAZAMMED THIS BEST DAY EVER
Explosions in the Sky The Earth is Not a Cold Dead Place
My old soundoff for this album sucked. Basically, this is simply the most therapeutic album that exists for me. It has helped me through some shit, and I have an extremely strong connection to it. I truly do not care how musically simple it is, I absolutely love everything about this album and how it moves me.
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas...
Best album ever.Best album ever.Best album ever.Best album ever.Best album ever.Best album ever.Best album ever.Best album ever.Best album ever.Best album ever.Best album ever.Best album ever.Best album ever.Best album ever.Best album ever.
I Wrote Haikus About Cannibalism... iwrotehaikusaboutcannibalisminyour...
I Wrote Haikus About Cannibalism... 8 Song Demo
Jeromes Dream Seeing Means More Than Safety
Experimentally successful, emotionally extreme, and instrumentally impressive and original, this album is the best thing Jeromes Dream has ever released. The lyrics on this album are some of my favorite lyrics of all time, along with I.V. and The Heat Death of the Universe. This album is the perfection of screamo.
Jeromes Dream Split
Jeromes Dream/Usurp Synapse An Aspirin, An X-Ray
Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains Love Songs For The Apocalypse
Oh how I love this album. I'm not too big of a fan of folk punk, but this album is the soundtrack to my life. So beautiful, amazing lyrics, just everything about this album is perfect. I cannot say how much I love this album.
Kesha Animal
Lil B 05 Fuck Em
Loma Prieta I.V.
"Children's letters to god obviously go unanswered. Kidnapped kids don't come home alive. My friend vanished when we were 12. I still miss her. It's with me everyday. I'll always be the child that can't sign the pardon. It's with me everyday. I promise to stay close to the memory. Life offers no answers."
Merchant Ships For Cameron
I discovered this album in an extremely emotional moment of my life. I was practically accepting suicide, and by the second as I was listening to this, I felt more and more compelled to die. Not from the album itself, but from other things that were happening as I listened to it. Actually, if I have any album to credit with "saving my life" this would be it. After I finished the album I went to the bathroom and cried for 20 minutes. I was 15 minutes late for class. My teacher wasn't happy, and neither was I. For different reasons of course. I continued to listen to this album solely along with Teen Suicide's I Will Be My Own Hell, and developed an extremely strong connection to both.
Mogwai 4 Satin
Best piece of music Mogwai have ever released. And that's saying a lot.
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Indie-rock folk whatever perfection. The music is just playing chords and notes and singing, and it's not too complex or anything, but the raw beauty and emotion Jeff has put into this work of art is simply astounding.
Off Minor The Heat Death of the Universe
Yes, I didn't quite "get" this album at first. But it certainly grew on me. Jamie Behar of Saetia along with whoever the fuck plays drums and bass have created an album that has already been described perfectly as "emotional hardcore perfection." Who you are is not a function of where you are.
Orchid Orchid
Orchid Dance Tonight! Revolution Tomorrow!
Orchid Chaos Is Me
This is probably my favorite album of all time. Jayson Green, Will Killingsworth, whoever the amazing drummer is, and the bassist guy created Chaos Is Me, undoubtedly the most influential screamo album of all time. There is a reason for all the praise of this band, their music is raw, emotionally engaging, and badass. The energy that is present in their music is astounding, and this is the release where they showed everyone just what screamo should be. And it has shaped the genre ever since.
Orchid/Jeromes Dream Split
Pg. 99 Document #7
This album is a fucking mess. A beautiful mess. Punk rock should mean freedom, and this is album is truly as sloppy as Pg. 99 gets, and as emotionally unstable as they become. This is what screamo is all about, ladies and gentlemen. In my opinion this album is far better than any other Pg. 99 album, and criminally underrated. A Sonnet To Both Ugly And Murderous reaches a level of emotional catharsis that most bands cannot dream of creating.
Pierce the Veil Collide With the Sky
Pink Floyd Ummagumma
Saetia A Retrospective
Sufjan Stevens Illinois
Teen Suicide I Will Be My Own Hell Because There...
Read my stupid review. This album is my life in 10 songs.
Teen Suicide Goblin Problems
Teen Suicide Waste Yrself
Teen Suicide hymns
I have no longterm plans for this body....
The Arrogant Sons of Bitches Three Cheers For Disappointment
Kman has already said all there is to say about this album. It is so fucking enjoyable though, like I just absolutely love all the songs on this album, and the perfect thing about it is how it's appropriate for any circumstance. A party, being depressed, being high, being drunk, doing nothing, just this album fits everything. It is so fucking fun, I just love love love this album with all my heart.
The Delicious Bread Collection Equals Hitler
The World is a Beautiful Place... Whenever, If Ever
Yung Lean Unknown Death 2002

4.5 superb
Adventures Adventures
Aeterna Tristitia Aeterna Tristitia
American Football American Football
Aspergers Aspergers
fuck you guys this rules
Black Flag Damaged
Bon Iver For Emma, Forever Ago
Bonjour Machines Level Up!
Burzum Hvis lyset tar oss
Carissa's Wierd You Should Be At Home Here
Circle Takes The Square As the Roots Undo
Cloudkicker Beacons
Cloudkicker Fade
Coma Regalia En Sperata
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind
Crywank James Is Going To Die Soon
Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain II
Dance Gavin Dance Dance Gavin Dance
Deafheaven Sunbather
Death Grips The Money Store
elvis depressedly Holo Pleasures
Could someone other than me please listen to this? It's like pop paradise.
Empire! Empire! (I Was a Lonely Estate) What It Takes To Move Forward
Frank Ocean Channel Orange
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F#A# (Infinity)
urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Gris A lame Enflammee, lame Constellee
Hassan I Sabbah Discography
Helixed Helixed
I Hate Myself 10 Songs
I Would Set Myself On Fire For You I Would Set Myself On Fire For You
Jeromes Dream Completed
King's Girls Numbers
Massive Attack Mezzanine
Mogwai Young Team
Nayru Recollections
Ojne Undici​/​Dodici
Orchid Totality
Paramore All We Know Is Falling
Radiohead Kid A
Ricky Eat Acid Three Love Songs
Rue Morgue Rue Morgue
Saetia Demo Cassette
rThis is a Saetiarthey are screamorthey are very popularrthey are very emotionalrthis is screamor
Slint Spiderland
Suffocate For Fuck Sake Blazing Fires and Helicopters on the Fro
Teen Suicide DC snuff film
The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity
Thee Silver Mount Zion He Has Left Us Alone...
Yaphet Kotto The Killer Was in the Government Blankets

4.0 excellent
...Who Calls So Loud ...Who Calls So Loud
A Day To Remember For Those Who Have Heart
A Slow Descent Dance With Me Upon His Secret Ocean
Adventures Clear My Head With You
Gonna review the hell out of this... God I love this band. They just take everything appealing about emo/indie and amplify it to the maximum. Twinkles hard, jams even harder.
Age Sixteen Open Up Finders, Please
Beau Navire Demo Tape
Cloudkicker Subsume
Converge Axe to Fall
Crooked Sun Demo
Shawty I'm a' do things that you ain't never didrFinna wake up next to you, in my crib, causer[Hook]rI'm a' make you hurtrI'm a' I'm a' make you hurtr(x2)rSad boys, we on deckrAm I awake? You got to checkrWent to sleep, then I came backrI'm the same guy smoking loud packrIced out, right backrPCP attackrGreedy pills hoes, on my ball sackrThey don't know how to actrHigh tech watchrHigh tech lockedr[??, plastic fox?]rGot keys, but I'll never find the lockrEmotion boys we in the UFOrSkies pink when I'm on ecstacyrIn Tokyo, playing MariorSad Boys blast your stereosrSucking on my nuts like pistachiosrMixing Champagne with CarpacciorSlim thoughrHo I'm in that polorStacks of money, more for yourMilkshakes with the crushed up oreosrI'm in Italy, RodeorForgive me after my deathrCaravaggior
Daitro Laisser Vivre Les Squelettes
Dance Gavin Dance Acceptance Speech
Death Grips Government Plates
Empire! Empire! (I Was a Lonely Estate) When The Sea Became A Giant
Envy A Dead Sinking Story
Envy All the Footprints You've Ever Left...
Gas Up Yr Hearse!! A Banner Year For The Sum of Our Losses
God Is An Astronaut All Is Violent, All Is Bright
Gospel The Moon Is a Dead World
Green Day Dookie
La Dispute Somewhere at the Bottom of the River...
This album hits harder than Manny Pacquiao, from the very first listen
Loma Prieta Last City
Lord Snow Solitude
10/10 Best new feedback.
Malon Portraits of Dying
Mogwai Government Commissions
Of Mice & Men Restoring Force
Pg. 99 Document #8
Sed Non Satiata Sed Non Satiata
Self Defense Family Try Me
Studying Sophomoronic
System of a Down Toxicity
Taking Back Sunday Tell All Your Friends
The Brave Little Abacus Just Got Back from the Discomfort
The Devil Wears Prada Dear Love: A Beautiful Discord
The Saddest Landscape Lift Your Burdens High For This is Where We Cross
Towers Full Circle
TTNG Animals
Warren of Ohms Untitled
Good stuff Xing. Your lyrics remind me a lot of the ones I write myself, except better. Keep
makin music!

3.5 great
...Who Calls So Loud ...Who Calls So Loud 12"
wtf this is awesome, why is the average so low?
Beau Navire Life Moves
Big Nig 2014
Bjork Debut
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Cloudkicker The Discovery
Cracker Kerosene Hat
Dowsing I Don't Even Care Anymore
Jeromes Dream Presents
Jose Phine Demo
Julia Brown To Be Close To You
taking VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALIUuUUUUUM
Mogwai Come On Die Young
Norma Jean Wrongdoers
Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal
Pg. 99 Document #5
Pg. 99 Document #11
Rodolphe Alexis Utsukushi Haru
Shikari Robot Wars
The Devil Wears Prada Dead Throne
The Sawtooth Grin Cuddlemonster
The Third Memory Et De Cela Rien Ne Ressort
Thee Silver Mount Zion Fuck Off Get Free We Pour Light on Everything
Veil of Maya [id]

3.0 good
Ampere Like Shadows
Being As an Ocean Dear G-d
Big Nig Trout Black Replica
Converge No Heroes
Drake Nothing Was the Same
Innards I've Lost Everything
La Dispute Wildlife
SLOTHS Knives
Snowing Fuck Your Emotional Bullshit
The Sun and the Ocean Distant Light/New Darkness

2.5 average
Sarah Longfield Myriad
Tallgeese 2013 demo
Touche Amore ...To the Beat of a Dead Horse

2.0 poor
Touche Amore Is Survived By

1.0 awful
Capture the Crown Til Death
Etienne Sin The Paradox Divide
I hope to god you are not the future, Etienne. Will review.
Etienne Sin The Art of Stealing Hearts
Kanye West Yeezus
Yehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh is pretty good I guess
One Direction Midnight Memories
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