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5.0 classic
Andrew Jackson Jihad Knife Man
Black Sabbath Black Sabbath
Bob Dylan Highway 61 Revisited
Casualties of Cool Casualties of Cool
Charles Mingus The Black Saint and the Sinner Lady
Charles Mingus Mingus Ah Um
David Bowie "Heroes"
Deftones White Pony
Elliott Smith Either/Or
Emperor In the Nightside Eclipse
Jeff Buckley Grace
John Coltrane Giant Steps
King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King
Madvillain Madvillainy
Mastodon Crack the Skye
Miles Davis Kind of Blue
Miles Davis Bitches Brew
Mr. Bungle California
My Bloody Valentine Loveless
Nas Illmatic
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Nick Drake Pink Moon
Public Enemy It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us
Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf
Queens of the Stone Age ...Like Clockwork
Radiohead OK Computer
Robert Johnson The Complete Recordings
Rush A Farewell to Kings
Rush Hemispheres
Strapping Young Lad City
The Antlers Hospice
The Beatles Revolver
The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
The Dave Brubeck Quartet Time Out
The Mountain Goats All Hail West Texas
The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream
The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground & Nico
Tom Waits Bone Machine
Tool Aenima
Weezer Pinkerton
xSPONGEXCOREx How Tough Are Yah?

4.5 superb
Alice in Chains Jar of Flies
Alice in Chains Dirt
Andrew Jackson Jihad People Who Can Eat People are the Luckiest People
Andrew Jackson Jihad Can't Maintain
Andrew Jackson Jihad Live At The Crescent Ballroom
Animals As Leaders Animals as Leaders
Animals As Leaders The Joy of Motion
Arctic Monkeys Whatever People Say I Am, That's What...
Beastie Boys Licensed to Ill
Beastie Boys Paul's Boutique
Beck Odelay!
Behemoth The Satanist
Between the Buried and Me Colors
Big Black Songs About Fucking
Black Flag My War
Black Flag Nervous Breakdown
Black Sabbath Paranoid
Black Sabbath Master of Reality
Bob Dylan Bringing It All Back Home
Bob Dylan Blood on the Tracks
Boris Noise
Boston Boston
Celtic Frost To Mega Therion
Clutch Blast Tyrant
Converge Jane Doe
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind
Album kind of reminds me of Discharge. I love Discharge.
Creedence Clearwater Revival Cosmo's Factory
Death Grips The Money Store
Deftones Diamond Eyes
Deftones Koi No Yokan
Discharge Hear Nothing See Nothing Say Nothing
Dissection Storm of the Light's Bane
Django Reinhardt Djangology
Electric Wizard Dopethrone
Elliott Smith XO
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP
Emperor Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk
Faith No More Angel Dust
Fear Factory Demanufacture
Flying Lotus Los Angeles
Flying Lotus Cosmogramma
Flying Lotus You're Dead!
Gallows Grey Britain
Iron Maiden Powerslave
Iron Maiden Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
Jeff Mangum Live at Jittery Joe's
Judas Priest Painkiller
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Kendrick Lamar good kid, m.A.A.d city
Kyuss Welcome to Sky Valley
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II
Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy
Lou Reed Transformer
Mayhem Live in Leipzig
Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
Megadeth Rust in Peace
Meshuggah Destroy Erase Improve
Meshuggah Chaosphere
Meshuggah Nothing (Re-release)
Meshuggah Alive
Meshuggah Koloss
Metallica Master of Puppets
Metallica Ride the Lightning
Mos Def Black on Both Sides
Mr. Bungle Disco Volante
Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle
Muse Origin of Symmetry
My Bloody Valentine EPs 1988-1991
N.W.A. Straight Outta Compton
Neutral Milk Hotel Ferris Wheel on Fire
Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral
Nine Inch Nails Pretty Hate Machine: 2010 Remaster
Nirvana In Utero
Nirvana MTV Unplugged in New York
Nirvana Live and Loud
Oasis (What's the Story) Morning Glory?
Oasis Definitely Maybe
Operation Ivy Energy
Pantera The Great Southern Trendkill
Pearl Jam Ten
Periphery Periphery (Instrumental)
Pixies Doolittle
Primus Frizzle Fry
Public Enemy Fear of a Black Planet
Queen A Night at the Opera
Queens of the Stone Age Rated R
Queens of the Stone Age Queens of the Stone Age
Radiohead The Bends
Radiohead Kid A
Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine
Refused The Shape of Punk to Come
Rush Clockwork Angels
Slayer Reign in Blood
Sleep Dopesmoker
Sleep Sleep's Holy Mountain
Snoop Dogg Doggystyle
Soundgarden Superunknown
Soundgarden Badmotorfinger
Stevie Wonder Songs in the Key of Life
Strapping Young Lad Alien
System of a Down System of a Down
The Beatles Rubber Soul
The Beatles Abbey Road
The Beatles The Beatles
The Clash London Calling
The Dillinger Escape Plan Irony Is a Dead Scene
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium
The Mountain Goats Sweden
The Offspring Smash
The Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
The Sword Warp Riders
The Velvet Underground White Light/White Heat
The Velvet Underground Loaded
The Wonder Years The Greatest Generation
Tom Waits Rain Dogs
Tom Waits Closing Time
Tool Lateralus
Trespassers William Different Stars
Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler
Ween The Mollusk
Weezer Weezer

4.0 excellent
Abnormality Contaminating the Hive Mind
AC/DC Highway to Hell
AC/DC Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
AC/DC Let There Be Rock
Aerosmith Toys in the Attic
Alcest Ecailles De Lune
Alice in Chains Sap
Alice in Chains Facelift
Andrew Jackson Jihad Christmas Island
Linda Ronstadt is definitely one of my favorite AJJ tracks. As for the rest of the record... Well, it's Andrew
Jackson Jihad. What more could you ask for?
Antestor The Forsaken
Antestor Omen
Arctic Monkeys Favourite Worst Nightmare
Arctic Monkeys AM
Bathory Bathory
Beck Mellow Gold
Black Flag Damaged
Black Flag Slip It In
Black Sabbath Vol. 4
Bob Dylan Desire
Bob Seger Live Bullet
Bongripper Satan Worshipping Doom
Searched "Satan" on Spotify (because why not), found this. I'm now glad I searched "Satan" on Spotify.
Bright Eyes I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning
Bruce Springsteen Wrecking Ball
Cannabis Corpse From Wisdom to Baked
Chevelle Point #1
Chevelle Wonder What's Next
Chevelle La Gargola
Children of Bodom Hatebreeder
CHVRCHES The Bones of What You Believe
Clutch Earth Rocker
Crimson Moonlight In Depths of Dreams Unconscious
Crosses Crosses
Damien Rice O
Deafheaven Sunbather
Death From Above 1979 The Physical World
Death Grips The Powers That B - Part I: Niggas on the Moon
Deftones Around the Fur
Deftones Deftones
Deftones Saturday Night Wrist
Destruction The Antichrist
Dethklok Dethalbum III
Dethklok The Doomstar Requiem
Devin Townsend Ziltoid the Omniscient
Devin Townsend Project Deconstruction
Dio Holy Diver
Discharge Why
Discharge Never Again
Emperor IX Equilibrium
Emperor Prometheus: The Discipline of Fire...
Emperor Live Inferno
Flying Lotus 1983
Frank Ocean Channel Orange
Gatling Beforemath
Goo Goo Dolls Dizzy Up The Girl
Green Day Dookie
Green Day Nimrod
Green Day Kerplunk
Helmet Meantime
High on Fire Death Is This Communion
Husker Du Zen Arcade
Immortal At the Heart of Winter
In Flames The Jester Race
In Flames Whoracle
Jack White Blunderbuss
Solid album. This probably would've been a 4.5 if it weren't for how singleminded the lyrics (and even the music) could get at times. Still, what Mr. White has provided is a healthy serving of songwriting done right, and I expect the best from him in the future.
John Mayer Continuum
John's a total douchebag, but I can't deny the man has talent.
Judas Priest Screaming for Vengeance
Justin Timberlake The 20/20 Experience
Kanye West Yeezus
Karnivool Asymmetry
Keep of Kalessin Armada
KiD CuDi Man On The Moon: The End Of Day
KISS Alive!
Lorde Pure Heroine
Mastodon Leviathan
Mayhem Chimera
Mayhem Deathcrush
Mayhem Esoteric Warfare
Melvins Houdini
Melvins Ozma
Melvins A Senile Animal
Meshuggah obZen
Metallica Kill 'Em All
Metallica ...And Justice for All
Miles Davis Ascenseur pour l'Échafaud
Neat soundtrack. Glad to see this was included on one of the Kind of Blue re-releases.
Ministry Psalm 69
Mr. Bungle OU818
Mudvayne L.D. 50
Muse Absolution
Nails Abandon All Life
Napalm Death Enemy of the Music Business
Napalm Death Fear, Emptiness, Despair
Neutral Milk Hotel On Avery Island
Nile Annihilation of the Wicked
Nine Inch Nails With Teeth
Nirvana Nevermind
Nirvana With the Lights Out
Ozzy Osbourne Blizzard of Ozz
Ozzy Osbourne No More Tears
Pantera Cowboys from Hell
Pantera Far Beyond Driven
Pantera Vulgar Display of Power
Pantokrator Aurum
Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal
Primus Pork Soda
Prince 1999
Queens of the Stone Age Lullabies to Paralyze
Queens of the Stone Age Era Vulgaris
Rage Against the Machine The Battle of Los Angeles
Red Hot Chili Peppers Freaky Styley
Red Hot Chili Peppers Blood Sugar Sex Magik
Rings of Saturn Dingir
Rise Against Siren Song of the Counter Culture
I must be the only person in the world who doesn't care for Swing Life Away. Whatever. Really like the rest of the album though.
Rush Fly by Night
Sex Pistols Never Mind the Bollocks...
Excellent album. Would've been a 4.5 if it weren't for Bodies (seriously, what a fucking terrible track). Still, I like this as a whole.
Slipknot Iowa
Soundgarden Down on the Upside
Soundtrack (Film) South Park (Original Soundtrack)
St. Vincent Marry Me
Steely Dan Countdown To Ecstasy
Stone Temple Pilots Purple
Stone Temple Pilots Tiny Music... Songs from the Vatican...
Sublime Sublime
SubRosa More Constant Than The Gods
Sympathy Anagogic Tyranny
System of a Down Mezmerize
The Beatles Let It Be
The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour
The Beatles Help!
The Methadones The Methadones
The Offspring The Offspring
The Offspring Ixnay on the Hombre
The Story So Far What You Don't See
The Sword Age of Winters
The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground
The White Stripes White Blood Cells
Tom Waits Bad As Me
Tool 10,000 Days
Trouble Psalm 9
Tyler the Creator Wolf
Van Halen Van Halen
Venom Welcome to Hell
Volbeat Guitar Gangsters & Cadillac Blood
Volbeat Beyond Hell/Above Heaven
Weezer Everything Will Be Alright in the End
xSPONGEXCOREx Don't Mess With TexXxas
Admittedly not quite the masterpiece its predecessor was, but I'm not complaining.
Yuck Yuck

3.5 great
Abnormality 2007 Demo
Abominable Putridity The Anomalies of Artificial Origin
AC/DC High Voltage (International)
After the Burial In Dreams
Alice in Chains Alice in Chains
Amon Amarth With Oden on Our Side
Andrew Jackson Jihad Candy Cigarettes and Cap Guns
Andrew Jackson Jihad Rompilation 2.0: The Digitizing
Antestor The Return of the Black Death
Arctic Monkeys Suck It and See
Black Sabbath 13
Bruce Springsteen We Shall Overcome: The Seeger Sessions
Bush Sixteen Stone
Cage The Elephant Cage the Elephant
Cannibal Corpse Tomb of the Mutilated
Cee Lo Green The Lady Killer
Chevelle Hats Off to the Bull
Children of Bodom Hate Crew Deathroll
Children of Bodom Are You Dead Yet?
Collective Soul Collective Soul
Cynic Carbon-Based Anatomy
Deftones Adrenaline
Deftones B-Sides and Rarities
Dimmu Borgir Death Cult Armageddon
Emperor Wrath of the Tyrant
Flyleaf Flyleaf
Foo Fighters Foo Fighters
Foo Fighters The Colour and the Shape
Foo Fighters There Is Nothing Left to Lose
Foxboro Hot Tubs Stop Drop and Roll!!!
I don't care for the whole cash-in-on-retro shtick that's become so prevalent in the new millennium, but these songs are fun enough. Nothing original, but certainly enjoyable.
fun. Aim and Ignite
Gallows Gallows
Goo Goo Dolls A Boy Named Goo
Green Day Warning
Green Day Insomniac
Green Day American Idiot
Hans Zimmer Inception
Hozier Hozier
Iron Maiden The Final Frontier
John Mayer Room for Squares
Journey Infinity
Justin Timberlake FutureSex/LoveSounds
Korn Follow the Leader
Led Zeppelin Presence
Lesser Key Lesser Key
Live Throwing Copper
Marcy Playground Marcy Playground
Marilyn Manson Antichrist Superstar
Maroon 5 Songs About Jane
Definitely one of my guilty pleasures... Nah, this album's cool and deserves credit for it.
Mastodon The Hunter
Mayhem Ordo Ad Chao
Meat Loaf Bat Out of Hell
Meshuggah Nothing
Metallica Garage Inc.
Metallica Metallica
Molly Hatchet Flirtin' With Disaster
Motley Crue Shout at the Devil
Motley Crue Dr. Feelgood
Muse Showbiz
Muse Black Holes and Revelations
Neutral Milk Hotel Everything Is
Neutral Milk Hotel Hype City Soundtrack
Nine Inch Nails Pretty Hate Machine
Nirvana Bleach
Great start for a great band. Album would've been leaps and bounds better without tracks like Sifting and the later tacked-on Big Cheese, though.
Nirvana Incesticide
No Doubt Tragic Kingdom
OneRepublic Native
Ozzy Osbourne Bark at the Moon
Pantera Reinventing the Steel
Periphery Periphery
Motherfuckers think they can just bring the rating down like that? This album is an absolute classic.
Pure Love Anthems
Red Hot Chili Peppers Californication
Red Hot Chili Peppers One Hot Minute
Rob Zombie Hellbilly Deluxe
Rollins Band The End of Silence
Slayer God Hates Us All
Slipknot Slipknot
Slipknot Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses)
Soundgarden Ultramega OK
Soundgarden Louder Than Love
Stone Temple Pilots Core
Stone Temple Pilots No. 4
Strapping Young Lad Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing
Stryper To Hell With the Devil
Metal for JESUS. JESUS loves metal and you should too, because JESUS loves you. III LOOOOVVVVEEE YYYYOOOUUUU JE-OK, I'll stop. Still a pretty solid album, even if I don't care for the lack of subtlety in Stryper's lyrics.
Sublime 40 Oz. to Freedom
Sublime Acoustic: Bradley Nowell & Friends
System of a Down Hypnotize
The Beach Boys Pet Sounds
The Beatles A Hard Day's Night
The Beatles Please Please Me
The Black Dahlia Murder Unhallowed
The Faceless Planetary Duality
The Hives Veni Vidi Vicious
The Presidents of the USA The Presidents of the USA
The Raconteurs Broken Boy Soldiers
The Sword Gods of the Earth
The White Stripes Get Behind Me Satan
The White Stripes Icky Thump
Tourniquet Psycho Surgery
Great music, terrible lyrics. Not really a big fan of the lead vocalist's voice either. Still worth a listen.
Tyler the Creator Goblin
Van Halen 1984
Venom Black Metal
Vista Chino Peace
Volumes Via
Weezer Maladroit
... *looks over shoulders, whispers* I liked this album.

3.0 good
311 Transistor
Aborted The Necrotic Manifesto
AC/DC Back in Black
Adele 21
Alcest Shelter
Amon Amarth Versus the World
Antestor Det Tapte Liv
Avenged Sevenfold Waking the Fallen
On Waking the Fallen, A7X took the formula behind At the Gates' Slaughter of the Soul and added in heftier doses of melody, creating a sound that was entirely their own... well, until everyone started aping it. I don't particularly care for this band, but not bad.
Avenged Sevenfold Sounding the Seventh Trumpet
Avenged Sevenfold City of Evil
Featuring strong musicianship and a surprising amount of variety (well, more than people give the album
credit for), City of Evil could've been more if it weren't for a dated aesthetic and perhaps too much reverence
for Guns 'N' Roses.
AWOLNATION Megalithic Symphony
Best album I've ever heard 10/10 absolutely perfect
Backyard Babies Stockholm Syndrome
Beastie Boys Some Old Bullshit
Big Black Headache
I really like the track Grinder, but I don't care too much for the experience as a whole. Albini's done better.
Blind Melon Blind Melon
Bob Dylan Bob Dylan
Breaking Benjamin Phobia
Bush Razorblade Suitcase
Cannibal Corpse Butchered at Birth
Cannibal Corpse Cannibal Corpse
Good musically, awful vocally. Worth a listen for any Cannibal Corpse fan.
Circus Maximus The 1st Chapter
Not awful, but if I wanted to listen to Dream Theater, I'd probably just listen to them instead.
Collective Soul Hints, Allegations, and Things Left Unsaid
Darkwater Where Stories End
Deftones Live
Deftones Covers
Dinosaur Jr. Without a Sound
Disturbed Indestructible
Eagles Of Death Metal Death By Sexy
Fall Out Boy Take This to Your Grave
Family Force 5 Business Up Front, Party In The Back
Foo Fighters Wasting Light
Gallows Death Is Birth
Gatling Hen In A Pumpkin
Great White ...Twice Shy
What's this? No tasteless fire-related puns? I'm actually proud of you guys right now.
Green Day 1039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hours
Green Day 39/Smooth
Green Day 1,000 Hours
Green Day Slappy
Green Day Demolicious
Guns N' Roses Appetite for Destruction
HOORAY FOR MISOGYNY IN ROCK MUSIC! Appetite has its moments, but as a whole it hasn't aged very well.
Hans Zimmer The Dark Knight Rises
Horde Hellig Usvart
Iron Maiden Fear of the Dark
Journey Escape
Journey Departure
Journey Frontiers
Judas Priest Rocka Rolla
Killswitch Engage Alive or Just Breathing
Killswitch Engage As Daylight Dies
Killswitch Engage Disarm the Descent
Korn Korn
Led Zeppelin In Through the Out Door
Lit A Place In The Sun
Marilyn Manson Mechanical Animals
Mayhem Grand Declaration of War
Melvins Nude With Boots
Melvins Sugar Daddy Live
Melvins Hold It In
Meshuggah Contradictions Collapse
Meshuggah Rare Trax
Metallica Death Magnetic
Metallica Beyond Magnetic
Ministry Rio Grande Blood
Ministry The Last Sucker
Mondo Generator Cocaine Rodeo
Motley Crue Girls, Girls, Girls
My Chemical Romance The Black Parade
Neutral Milk Hotel Invent Yourself A Shortcake
Neutral Milk Hotel Beauty
Nirvana Nirvana
Nirvana Sliver: The Best of the Box
Oasis Be Here Now
OK Go Oh No
Paramore Riot!
Passenger (UK) All The Little Lights
Periphery Icarus
Periphery Clear
Feed the Ground and Pale Aura are actually pretty cool songs (especially the latter). The rest is pretty forgettable, though, and Spencer's vocals are arguably a step down from PII's.
Porno For Pyros Porno For Pyros
Ratt Out of the Cellar
Red Hot Chili Peppers The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Red Hot Chili Peppers I'm With You
Reel Big Fish Turn the Radio Off
Rollins Band Weight
Serj Tankian Harakiri
Slash Slash
Slayer Undisputed Attitude
Decent cover album from a band responsible for thrash metal masterpieces. Some of the choices weren't the best and the songs could've made the thrash transition a little more smoothly, but still worth a listen for any Slayer fan.
Sublime Robbin' the Hood
Ted Nugent Ted Nugent
The Beatles With the Beatles
The Beatles Beatles for Sale
The Clash Sandinista!
The Doobie Brothers The Captain and Me
The Haarp Machine Disclosure
The Nixons Foma
The Offspring Splinter
The Offspring Conspiracy of One
Three Days Grace One-X
Train Drops of Jupiter
tUnE-yArDs Nikki Nack
Underoath They're Only Chasing Safety
Van Halen A Different Kind of Truth
Velvet Revolver Contraband
Venom Metal Black
Volumes No Sleep
I preferred this album back when it came out two years ago. I guess Misha's been slipping these days...
We Came As Romans To Plant a Seed
Weezer The Green Album
Weezer Hurley
Wintersun Time I
Wolfmother Wolfmother
Wolfmother Cosmic Egg
Yuck Glow and Behold

2.5 average
A Day to Remember What Separates Me From You
AC/DC Black Ice
Aerosmith Just Push Play
Airbourne Runnin' Wild
Yeah, I suppose I quite like the band AC/DC. I suppose these guys also like AC/DC, just as I suppose everyone else here supposes that Airbourne likes AC/DC as well. Which is all fine and dandy, I suppose.
Arch Enemy War Eternal
As I Lay Dying An Ocean Between Us
Asia Asia
Avenged Sevenfold Warmness on the Soul
Avenged Sevenfold Nightmare
Beastie Boys Polly Wog Stew
Black Sabbath Technical Ecstasy
Black Sabbath Headless Cross
Bon Jovi Slippery When Wet
Bon Jovi's dated brand of pop rock isn't really my cup of tea. Still, I suppose this is his "best" album.
Born of Osiris Tomorrow We Die Alive
Breaking Benjamin Dear Agony
Bullet for My Valentine Scream, Aim, Fire
Bush Golden State
Bush The Sea of Memories
Chevelle Live From The Road
Chevelle Stray Arrows - A Collection Of Favorites
Like a lot of people, I abhor greatest hits albums. Chevelle's album tracks are generally leaps and bounds better than their singles anyway.
Converge Gravel
Creed My Own Prison
Cynic Kindly Bent to Free Us
Deftones Back to School (Mini Maggit)
Deftones (Like) Linus
Device Device
Disturbed The Sickness
DragonForce Inhuman Rampage
Drowning Pool Sinner
Eagles Hotel California
Evanescence Fallen
Fall Out Boy Save Rock and Roll
Flyleaf Memento Mori
Foo Fighters In Your Honor
Foo Fighters One by One
Foo Fighters Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace
Foo Fighters Sonic Highways
fun. Some Nights
Godsmack Faceless
Alice in Chains is a good band. Clearly Godsmack agrees with me, so I guess that's a plus. I guess...
Goo Goo Dolls Magnetic
Green Day 21st Century Breakdown
At some moments, this is surprisingly good. At others, this is... um...
Green Day ¡UNO!
Green Day iTRE!
Guns N' Roses Chinese Democracy
I See Stars Digital Renegade
Imagine Dragons Night Visions
In Flames A Sense of Purpose
Iron Maiden No Prayer for the Dying
Iwrestledabearonce It's All Happening
Jet Get Born
Journey Raised On Radio
Journey Revelation
Judas Priest Turbo
Judas Priest Nostradamus
KISS Monster
Led Zeppelin Coda
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
Marilyn Manson Born Villain
Maroon 5 Hands All Over
Metallica Reload
Metallica Load
Ministry Dark Side of the Spoon
Ministry From Beer to Eternity
Motley Crue Theatre Of Pain
Mumford and Sons Sigh No More
Muse The Resistance
Oasis Heathen Chemistry
Oasis Standing on the Shoulder of Giants
Owl City Maybe I'm Dreaming
Ozzy Osbourne Scream
Pantera Power Metal
Paramore Paramore
Paul McCartney McCartney II
Pixies EP1
Pixies EP2
Queensryche Operation: Mindcrime
While I realize this album's influenced countless other bands, I've never really understood why. The concept's cool, but the music itself isn't particularly impressive imo (the flat production doesn't help). I'd much rather go with Seventh Son of a Seventh Son (the closest comparison I can think of), thank you.
Radiohead Pablo Honey
Album's got a few nice tracks, but most of it is so forgettable...
Santana Abraxas
Scars on Broadway Scars on Broadway
Seether Finding Beauty in Negative Spaces
Skrillex Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites
Slayer World Painted Blood
SOiL Throttle Junkies
Staind Tormented
Stone Temple Pilots Shangri-La-Dee-Da
Stone Temple Pilots Stone Temple Pilots
Strapping Young Lad C:enter:###
Sublime with Rome Yours Truly
The Beatles Yellow Submarine
The Black Eyed Peas Elephunk
The Devil Wears Prada With Roots Above and Branches Below
The Dresden Dolls Yes, Virginia...
The Flaming Lips Dark Side of the Moon
The Hives Lex Hives
The Offspring Rise and Fall, Rage and Grace
The Script The Script
Three Days Grace Life Starts Now
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers Mojo
Venom Hell
Weezer The Red Album
Yngwie Malmsteen Perpetual Flame

2.0 poor
50 Cent Before I Self Destruct
Aerosmith Music from Another Dimension
Arch Enemy Khaos Legions
If I wanted to show people why the majority of death metal has grown too stale for me, I'd whip out this album.
Asking Alexandria Stand Up and Scream
Attack Attack! (US) Someday Came Suddenly
Attila Soundtrack To A Party
Avenged Sevenfold Avenged Sevenfold
Avenged Sevenfold Hail to the King
Bathory Requiem
Black Flag Family Man
Black Sabbath Never Say Die!
Black Sabbath Born Again
Black Veil Brides Wretched and Divine
Bob Dylan Saved
Bob Dylan Christmas in the Heart
Bon Jovi The Circle
Brain Drill Apocalyptic Feasting
Bruno Mars Doo-Wops & Hooligans
Buckcherry Fifteen
Bullet for My Valentine Fever
Celtic Frost Vanity/Nemesis
Chicago Chicago Transit Authority
I'll come out and say it: I think Chicago is garbage. And this is coming from someone who still appreciates artists within that same jazz fusion / rock / pop territory.
Chickenfoot Chickenfoot
Gotta love these boring dad rock shenanigans *sigh*
Children of Bodom Blooddrunk
Children of Bodom Relentless Reckless Forever
Chiodos All's Well That Ends Well
Chiodos Devil
Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! Something for Nothing
Creed Full Circle
Daughtry Daughtry
Dio Angry Machines
Fall Out Boy Fall Out Boy's Evening Out With Your Girlfriend
Falling in Reverse The Drug in Me Is You
Five Finger Death Punch American Capitalist
Funtcase Doomed
Green Day iDOS!
After the release of Demolicious (which included better versions of some of the tracks on here), this album became obsolete. Also, Nightlife is the worst fucking song ever.
Guns N' Roses "The Spaghetti Incident?"
Hans Zimmer The Amazing Spider-Man 2
I See Stars The End of the World Party
Impending Doom Nailed. Dead. Risen
In This Moment Blood
Iron Maiden The X Factor
Iron Maiden Virtual XI
Iwrestledabearonce Ruining It for Everybody
James Blunt Back To Bedlam
Jessie J Who You Are
Jet Shaka Rock
Job for a Cowboy Doom
John Frusciante Enclosure
Judas Priest Jugulator
Katy Perry Teenage Dream
Kesha Warrior
Killswitch Engage Killswitch Engage II
Lady Gaga Born This Way
Lil Jon and the East Side Boyz Kings of Crunk
Lil Wayne Tha Carter III
Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog...
Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight
Marilyn Manson The High End of Low
Mayhem Pure Fucking Armageddon
Meat Loaf Hang Cool Teddy Bear
Megadeth Risk
Melvins Prick
Meshuggah Best of Meshuggah
I don't care if I enjoy every single track featured in this compilation. I believe that, like most greatest hits
albums, this is nothing (heh, nothing) but a cash grab. Don't waste your time with this; if you have any
interest in this band, I'd recommend going with their various studio albums instead (maybe not Contradictions
Collapse, though).
Metallica St. Anger
Miles Davis You're Under Arrest
Jesus, that album art (including the title) is absolutely atrocious. Music's not too much better. Come on, Miles...
Ministry Relapse
Mumford and Sons Babel
Muse The 2nd Law
My Bloody Valentine This Is Your Bloody Valentine
My Bloody Valentine Geek!
My Chemical Romance Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys
Napalm Death Words from the Exit Wound
Nickelback All the Right Reasons
Ozzy Osbourne Under Cover
Ozzy Osbourne Black Rain
Panic! At the Disco Pretty. Odd.
Hooray for more self-indulgent baroque nonsense...
Pantera I Am the Night
Papa Roach Infest
Pharrell Williams G I R L
"HEY GUYS AM I MARVIN GAYE YET???" -Pharrell, 2012-2014
Pixies EP3
Pixies Indie Cindy
Puddle of Mudd Come Clean
Rihanna Talk That Talk
Sam Smith In the Lonely Hour
Say Anything Anarchy, My Dear
As seen on this album, Say Anything has caught Weezer-itus, a condition in which a band slowly turns to shit after a solid release.
Sleeping With Sirens Feel
Slipknot Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat.
Slipknot All Hope Is Gone
Smash Mouth Astro Lounge
Snoop Lion Reincarnated
Soundtrack (Film) Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark
Suicide Silence The Cleansing
Swimmers Don't Be A Dick
Swimmers Lost At Seventeen
Swimmers Swim
Taylor Swift Red
The Flaming Lips With A Little Help From My Fwends
The Flaming Lips really need to lay off the cover albums.
The Offspring Days Go By
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Don't You Fake It
The Smashing Pumpkins Zeitgeist
The Strypes Snapshot
The Who Face Dances
tobyMac Portable Sounds
Train Save Me San Francisco
Trans-Siberian Orchestra Night Castle
Rubbish album from a rubbish band. Glad they've been fading into obscurity.
Trivium Shogun
Oh, for the love of god, this band is FUCKING BORING. Are people too afraid to say it or something?
Vanilla Ice To the Extreme
Weezer Make Believe
Weezer Raditude
White Zombie Supersexy Swingin' Sounds
Wolfmother New Crown

1.5 very poor
3OH!3 Streets of Gold
Aaron Lewis The Road
Abandon All Ships Infamous
Aiden Knives
All Time Low Dirty Work
Avicii True
Bathory Octagon
Black Tongue Born Hanged
Bob Dylan Dylan
Bullet for My Valentine Temper Temper
Capture the Crown Capture the Crown
Chief Keef Finally Rich
Chris Brown X
Christopher Maurice Brown is a talentless cunt. But hey, new material = new sources of unintentional comedy
Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! Cum On
Cobra Starship Hot Mess
Cryptopsy The Unspoken King
Destruction The Least Successful Human Cannonball
Emmure Felony
Escape the Fate Escape the Fate
Falling in Reverse Fashionably Late
Family Force 5 III
Hellyeah Hellyeah
Hinder All American Nightmare
Hollywood Undead American Tragedy
Hot Chelle Rae Whatever
Icona Pop This Is...Icona Pop
This is probably one of the most *annoying* albums I've ever heard. Seriously.
John Cena and Tha Trademarc You Can't See Me
Ah, but I *can* see you, Mr. Cena. Oh, and you're still a tool.
Karnivool Karnivool
Kesha Animal
Korn The Path of Totality
Linkin Park Recharged
Lmfao Sorry For Party Rocking
Lou Reed and Metallica Lulu
Maroon 5 Overexposed
What the fuck is this garbage and why the fuck did the group responsible for Songs About Jane release it?
Maroon 5 V
Megadeth Super Collider
Miles Davis Amandla
Ministry With Sympathy
Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus
Too Extreme!, Radikult, Profundis - Mea Culpa, I Am Morbid... lol.
Never Shout Never What Is Love?
Nickelback Dark Horse
One Direction Up All Night
Owl City The Midsummer Station
Pantera Metal Magic
Pantera Projects in the Jungle
Queensryche Frequency Unknown
Robin Thicke Blurred Lines
Skrillex Recess
Snoop Dogg Da Game Is to Be Sold, Not to Be Told
Soundtrack (Film) Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
The Black Eyed Peas The E.N.D. (The Energy Never Dies)
The Bunny The Bear If You Don't Have Anything Nice to Say...
The Clash Cut the Crap
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Lonely Road
The Script #3
The Stooges The Weirdness
The Velvet Underground Squeeze
Theory of a Deadman The Truth Is...
Van Halen Van Halen III

1.0 awful
Austin Mahone The Secret
Black Flag What The...
Black Sabbath Forbidden
Blood on the Dance Floor Evolution
I don't think I want a misogynistic pedophile "saving people's lives", thank you. A lot of bands are hyped up as the most unbelievably awful thing ever, but these guys truly are the worst of the worst.
brokeNCYDE I'm Not a Fan, but the Kids Like It!
Celtic Frost Cold Lake
Chris Brown Fortune
David Guetta Nothing but the Beat
Discharge Grave New World
Dot Dot Curve I'm Still Here
Elvis Presley Having Fun with Elvis on Stage
This is either amazing, awful, hilarious or incredibly tragic. I'm feeling too conflicted by this collection of banter, so I'll have to give it a 1 for now. Sorry, King.
Etienne Sin The Art of Stealing Hearts
For years, I've been looking for the worst album ever. I think my journey has come to an end...
Exoskeleton Plutonian Herd
Florida Georgia Line Here's to the Good Times
Grumblecunt I Piss Shit
This is just lazy. If you're going to put out something intentionally awful, at least put some effort into it.
Hello Kitty Suicide Club ^_^
Iwrestledabearonce It's All Dubstep
Jeffree Star Plastic Surgery Slumber Party
John Cage 4'33
Kevin Federline Playing with Fire
King 810 Proem
Bro, this band is from Flint. FLINT. You oughta know these guys are talkin' 'bout life and keepin' it real, ya know wa' I'm sayin'?rSeriously, this is so much worse than I was expecting.
Knife Party Haunted House
Lil Wayne Rebirth
Limp Bizkit New Old Songs
Owl City Ocean Eyes
Owl City All Things Bright And Beautiful
Protest the Hero Sequoia Throne: Remixed
Queensryche Dedicated to Chaos
R. Kelly Trapped in the Closet (Chapters 1-12)
This sounds like something ARK Music Factory would put out, except R. Kelly was in his late 30s when he recorded this...
Robin Thicke Paula
Sid Vicious Sid Sings
Skrillex Make It Bun Dem After Hours
Soundtrack (Film) Alvin and The Chipmunks
Starship Knee Deep In The Hoopla
The Black Eyed Peas The Beginning
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza Danza IIII: The Alpha - The Omega
Torsofuck Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy
Train California 37
Various Artists (Punk) A Different Shade Of Green
I guess Worry Rock is not awful. Right, guys? Guys?...
Waking the Cadaver Perverse Recollections of a Necromangler
will.i.am #Willpower
William Control Hate Culture

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