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5.0 classic
Andrew Jackson Jihad Knife Man
Bjork Homogenic
Bjork Vespertine
Black Sabbath Master of Reality
Bob Dylan Highway 61 Revisited
Bright Eyes I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning
Casualties of Cool Casualties of Cool
Charles Mingus Mingus Ah Um
Claude Debussy Suite bergamasque L. 75
Absolutely gorgeous suite. Clair de Lune is quite likely my favorite piano composition of all time.
Converge Jane Doe
David Bowie "Heroes"
Deftones White Pony
Devin Townsend Ocean Machine: Biomech
Elliott Smith Either/Or
Emperor In the Nightside Eclipse
Faith No More Angel Dust
Faith No More King for a Day... Fool for a Lifetime
Fear Factory Demanufacture
John Coltrane Giant Steps
Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly
King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King
Mastodon Crack the Skye
Metal Gear Solid Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater Soundtrack
Miles Davis Kind of Blue
Mr. Bungle California
Nas Illmatic
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Nick Drake Pink Moon
Radiohead OK Computer
Robert Johnson The Complete Recordings
Rush A Farewell to Kings
Rush Hemispheres
Strapping Young Lad City
The Antlers Hospice
The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
The Beatles Revolver
The Dave Brubeck Quartet Time Out
The Mountain Goats The Sunset Tree
The Mountain Goats All Hail West Texas
The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream
The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground & Nico
Tom Waits Bone Machine
Tom Waits Closing Time
Tool Aenima
Weezer Pinkerton
Wesley Willis Greatest Hits Vol. 2
Disregard the 1.0 down there. I love Wesley Willis and you should too.
xSPONGEXCOREx How Tough Are Yah?

4.5 superb
Alice in Chains Jar of Flies
Alice in Chains Dirt
Andrew Jackson Jihad People Who Can Eat People are the Luckiest People
Andrew Jackson Jihad Can't Maintain
Andrew Jackson Jihad Live At The Crescent Ballroom
Animals As Leaders The Joy of Motion
Arctic Monkeys Whatever People Say I Am, That's What...
Arcturus The Sham Mirrors
At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul
Beastie Boys Paul's Boutique
Beastie Boys Licensed to Ill
Beck Odelay!
Behemoth The Satanist
Between the Buried and Me Colors
Big Black Songs About Fucking
Bjork Debut
Black Flag My War
Black Flag Nervous Breakdown
Black Sabbath Paranoid
Black Sabbath Black Sabbath
Bob Dylan Blood on the Tracks
Bob Dylan Bringing It All Back Home
Boris Noise
Bright Eyes Lifted or the Story is in the Soil...
Burzum Filosofem
Celtic Frost To Mega Therion
Charles Mingus The Black Saint and the Sinner Lady
Clutch Blast Tyrant
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind
Album kind of reminds me of Discharge. I love Discharge.
Creedence Clearwater Revival Cosmo's Factory
Damien Rice O
Death Grips The Money Store
Death Grips The Powers That B
Death Grips The Powers That B - Part II: Jenny Death
Deftones Koi No Yokan
Deftones Diamond Eyes
Discharge Hear Nothing See Nothing Say Nothing
Dissection Storm of the Light's Bane
Django Reinhardt Djangology
Electric Wizard Dopethrone
Elliott Smith XO
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP
Emperor Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk
Enslaved Below the Lights
Faith No More The Real Thing
Fiona Apple When the Pawn...
Flying Lotus Cosmogramma
Gallows Grey Britain
Iron Maiden Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
Iron Maiden Powerslave
Jeff Buckley Grace
Jeff Mangum Live at Jittery Joe's
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Kendrick Lamar good kid, m.A.A.d city
Kyuss Welcome to Sky Valley
Lamb of God Ashes of the Wake
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II
Lou Reed Transformer
Madvillain Madvillainy
Mastodon Leviathan
Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
Mayhem Live in Leipzig
Megadeth Rust in Peace
Mercyful Fate Melissa
Mercyful Fate Don't Break the Oath
Meshuggah Chaosphere
Meshuggah Destroy Erase Improve
Meshuggah Koloss
Meshuggah Alive
Metallica Ride the Lightning
Metallica Master of Puppets
Miles Davis Bitches Brew
Mos Def Black on Both Sides
Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle
Mr. Bungle Disco Volante
My Bloody Valentine EPs 1988-1991
My Bloody Valentine Loveless
N.W.A. Straight Outta Compton
Nails Abandon All Life
Neutral Milk Hotel Ferris Wheel on Fire
Nick Drake Bryter Layter
Nine Inch Nails Pretty Hate Machine: 2010 Remaster
Nirvana In Utero
Nirvana MTV Unplugged in New York
Nirvana Live and Loud
Oasis Definitely Maybe
Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse
Pantera The Great Southern Trendkill
Pentagram First Daze Here (The Vintage Collection)
Periphery Periphery (Instrumental)
Peter Frampton Frampton Comes Alive!
Porcupine Tree In Absentia
Primus Frizzle Fry
Public Enemy It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us
Public Enemy Fear of a Black Planet
Queens of the Stone Age ...Like Clockwork
Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf
Queens of the Stone Age Queens of the Stone Age
Radiohead The Bends
Radiohead Kid A
Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels 2
Rush Clockwork Angels
Slayer Reign in Blood
Sleep Sleep's Holy Mountain
Sleep Dopesmoker
Slowdive Souvlaki
Snoop Dogg Doggystyle
Soundgarden Superunknown
Steven Wilson Hand. Cannot. Erase.
Stevie Wonder Songs in the Key of Life
Strapping Young Lad Alien
Sturgill Simpson Metamodern Sounds In Country Music
System of a Down System of a Down
The Beatles Abbey Road
The Beatles Rubber Soul
The Beatles The Beatles
The Dillinger Escape Plan Irony Is a Dead Scene
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium
The Mountain Goats Sweden
The Offspring Smash
The Rolling Stones Some Girls
The Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
The Sword Warp Riders
The Velvet Underground White Light/White Heat
The Velvet Underground Loaded
The Who Who's Next
The Wonder Years The Greatest Generation
Thin Lizzy Jailbreak
Tom Waits Rain Dogs
Tool Lateralus
Trespassers William Different Stars
Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler
Ween The Mollusk
Weezer Weezer

4.0 excellent
Abnormality Contaminating the Hive Mind
AC/DC Highway to Hell
AC/DC Let There Be Rock
Aerosmith Toys in the Attic
Alcest Ecailles De Lune
Alice in Chains Sap
Alice in Chains Facelift
Alice in Chains Alice in Chains
Animals As Leaders Animals as Leaders
Antestor The Forsaken
Antestor Omen
Arctic Monkeys Favourite Worst Nightmare
Arctic Monkeys AM
At the Gates Gardens of Grief
Bathory Bathory
Beck Mellow Gold
Bjork Post
Bjork Medulla
Black Flag Damaged
Black Flag Slip It In
Black Sabbath Vol. 4
Bob Dylan Desire
Bob Dylan Nashville Skyline
Bob Seger Live Bullet
Bongripper Satan Worshipping Doom
Searched "Satan" on Spotify (because why not), found this. I'm now glad I searched "Satan" on Spotify.
Boston Boston
Bruce Springsteen Wrecking Ball
Buzzcocks Singles Going Steady
Cannabis Corpse From Wisdom to Baked
Cephalic Carnage Misled by Certainty
Chevelle La Gargola
Best Chevelle album. Only held back by the awful production (would've been a 4.5 otherwise).
Chevelle Point #1
Children of Bodom Hatebreeder
CHVRCHES The Bones of What You Believe
Clutch Earth Rocker
Crimson Moonlight In Depths of Dreams Unconscious
Crosses Crosses
Damien Rice My Favourite Faded Fantasy
Deafheaven Sunbather
Death From Above 1979 The Physical World
Death Grips The Powers That B - Part I: Niggas on the Moon
Death Grips Government Plates
Death Grips Death Grips
Deep Purple Machine Head
Deerhunter Halcyon Digest
Deftones Saturday Night Wrist
Deftones Around the Fur
Deftones Deftones
Desaparecidos Read Music/Speak Spanish
Desert Sessions Volumes 9 & 10
Destruction The Antichrist
Dethklok Dethalbum III
Dethklok The Doomstar Requiem
Devin Townsend Ziltoid the Omniscient
Devin Townsend Project Deconstruction
Dio Holy Diver
Discharge Why
Discharge Never Again
Dream Theater Awake
Emperor IX Equilibrium
Emperor Prometheus: The Discipline of Fire...
Emperor Live Inferno
Enslaved Yggdrasil
Faith No More Album of the Year
Faith No More Sol Invictus
Fleetwood Mac Rumours
Flying Lotus Los Angeles
Flying Lotus You're Dead!
Frank Ocean channel ORANGE
Gatling Beforemath
Ghost (SWE) Infestissumam
Goo Goo Dolls Dizzy Up The Girl
Green Day Kerplunk
Green Day Dookie
Green Day Nimrod
Hans Zimmer The Lion King
Helmet Meantime
High on Fire Death Is This Communion
Husker Du Zen Arcade
Immortal At the Heart of Winter
In Flames Whoracle
In Flames The Jester Race
Jack White Blunderbuss
Solid album. This probably would've been a 4.5 if it weren't for how singleminded the lyrics (and even the music) could get at times. Still, what Mr. White has provided is a healthy serving of songwriting done right, and I expect the best from him in the future.
Joni Mitchell Blue
Judas Priest Painkiller
Justin Timberlake The 20/20 Experience
Kanye West Yeezus
Karnivool Asymmetry
Keep of Kalessin Armada
KiD CuDi Man On The Moon: The End Of Day
KISS Alive!
Lamb of God Sacrament
Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV
Lorde Pure Heroine
Lovage Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By
Mayhem Chimera
Mayhem Esoteric Warfare
Mayhem Deathcrush
Mayhem Wolf's Lair Abyss
Melvins Ozma
Melvins Houdini
Melvins A Senile Animal
Meshuggah obZen
Meshuggah Nothing (Re-release)
Metallica ...And Justice for All
Would be a 4.5 with better production. ...And Justice For Jason is the definitive listening experience for this album.
Metallica Kill 'Em All
Mike Patton A Perfect Place
Miles Davis Ascenseur pour l'echafaud
Neat soundtrack. Glad to see this was included on one of the Kind of Blue re-releases.
Ministry Psalm 69
Minutemen Double Nickels on the Dime
Misfits Static Age
Mr. Bungle OU818
Mudhoney Superfuzz Bigmuff
Mudvayne L.D. 50
Muse Absolution
Muse Origin of Symmetry
Napalm Death Enemy of the Music Business
Napalm Death Fear, Emptiness, Despair
Nazareth Hair of the Dog
Neutral Milk Hotel On Avery Island
Nile Annihilation of the Wicked
Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral
Nirvana Nevermind
Oasis (What's the Story) Morning Glory?
Operation Ivy Energy
Ozzy Osbourne No More Tears
Pantera Far Beyond Driven
Pantera Cowboys from Hell
Pantera Vulgar Display of Power
Pantokrator Aurum
Pearl Jam Ten
Pennywise All or Nothing
Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal
Primus Pork Soda
Prince 1999
Queen A Night at the Opera
Queens of the Stone Age Lullabies to Paralyze
Queens of the Stone Age Era Vulgaris
Queens of the Stone Age Rated R
Rage Against the Machine The Battle of Los Angeles
Rancid Rancid
Red Hot Chili Peppers Blood Sugar Sex Magik
Refused The Shape of Punk to Come
Rings of Saturn Dingir
Rise Against Siren Song of the Counter Culture
I must be the only person in the world who doesn't care for Swing Life Away. Whatever. Really like the rest of the album though.
Rush Fly by Night
Sex Pistols Never Mind the Bollocks...
Excellent album. Would've been a 4.5 if it weren't for Bodies (seriously, what a fucking terrible track). Still, I like this as a whole.
SikTh The Trees Are Dead and Dried Out
Soft Machine Bundles
Soundgarden Down on the Upside
Soundgarden Badmotorfinger
Soundtrack (Film) South Park (Original Soundtrack)
Soundtrack (Film) Guardians of the Galaxy: Awesome Mix Vol. 1
St. Vincent Marry Me
Steely Dan Countdown to Ecstasy
Stone Temple Pilots Purple
Stone Temple Pilots Tiny Music... Songs from the Vatican...
Sublime Sublime
SubRosa More Constant Than The Gods
Sympathy Anagogic Tyranny
System of a Down Mezmerize
The Aristocrats The Aristocrats
The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour
The Beatles Let It Be
The Beatles Help!
The Clash London Calling
The Dillinger Escape Plan One of Us Is the Killer
The Doors The Doors
The Gits Frenching the Bully
The Methadones The Methadones
The Offspring The Offspring
The Offspring Ixnay on the Hombre
The Story So Far What You Don't See
The Sword Age of Winters
The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground
The White Stripes White Blood Cells
Tom Waits Bad As Me
Tool 10,000 Days
Trouble Psalm 9
Van Halen Van Halen
Venom Welcome to Hell
Volbeat Beyond Hell/Above Heaven
Weezer Everything Will Be Alright in the End
Wings Band on the Run
xSPONGEXCOREx Don't Mess With TexXxas
Admittedly not quite the masterpiece its predecessor was, but I'm not complaining.

3.5 great
Abnormality 2007 Demo
Abominable Putridity The Anomalies of Artificial Origin
AC/DC High Voltage (International)
AC/DC Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
After the Burial In Dreams
Andrew Jackson Jihad Christmas Island
Linda Ronstadt is definitely one of my favorite AJJ tracks. As for the rest of the record... Well, it's Andrew
Jackson Jihad. What more could you ask for?
Andrew Jackson Jihad Candy Cigarettes and Cap Guns
Andrew Jackson Jihad Rompilation 2.0: The Digitizing
Antestor The Return of the Black Death
Arctic Monkeys Suck It and See
Baroness Yellow and Green
Black Sabbath 13
Bruce Springsteen We Shall Overcome: The Seeger Sessions
Bush Sixteen Stone
Cage The Elephant Cage the Elephant
Cancer Bats Bears, Mayors, Scraps & Bones
Cannibal Corpse Tomb of the Mutilated
Cee Lo Green The Lady Killer
Chevelle Wonder What's Next
Children of Bodom Are You Dead Yet?
Children of Bodom Hate Crew Deathroll
Collective Soul Collective Soul
Counting Crows August And Everything After
Deftones Adrenaline
Deftones B-Sides and Rarities
Descendents Milo Goes to College
Devin Townsend Unplugged
Dimmu Borgir Death Cult Armageddon
Dream Theater Octavarium
Dream Theater Train of Thought
Elf Elf
Ellie Goulding Halcyon
Emperor Wrath of the Tyrant
ERRA Augment
Faith No More Introduce Yourself
Flying Lotus 1983
Foxboro Hot Tubs Stop Drop and Roll!!!
I don't care for the whole cash-in-on-retro shtick that's become so prevalent in the new millennium, but these songs are fun enough. Nothing original, but certainly enjoyable.
Gallows Gallows
Gallows Orchestra Of Wolves
Ghost (SWE) Opus Eponymous
Goo Goo Dolls A Boy Named Goo
Green Day Insomniac
Green Day American Idiot
Green Day Warning
Hozier Hozier
Iron Maiden The Final Frontier
John Mayer Continuum
John's a total douchebag, but I can't deny the man has talent.
Journey Infinity
Joy Division Unknown Pleasures
Judas Priest Screaming for Vengeance
Justin Timberlake FutureSex/LoveSounds
Kansas Leftoverture
Korn Follow the Leader
L7 Bricks Are Heavy
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin
Lesser Key Lesser Key
Live Throwing Copper
Lovage Music To Make Love To.... (Instrumental Version)
The noticeable lack of Patton having sex in my ears drags down the instrumental version a bit. But hey, it's still pretty cool.
Machine Head The Blackening
Marcy Playground Marcy Playground
Marilyn Manson Antichrist Superstar
Maroon 5 Songs About Jane
Definitely one of my guilty pleasures... Nah, this album's cool and deserves credit for it.
Mastodon The Hunter
Mayhem Ordo ad Chao
Meat Loaf Bat Out of Hell
Meshuggah Nothing
Metallica Metallica
Metallica Garage Inc.
Molly Hatchet Flirtin' With Disaster
Morbid December Moon
Motley Crue Dr. Feelgood
Motley Crue Shout at the Devil
Mudhoney Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge
Muse Showbiz
Muse Black Holes & Revelations
Neutral Milk Hotel Everything Is
Neutral Milk Hotel Hype City Soundtrack
Nine Inch Nails With Teeth
Nine Inch Nails Pretty Hate Machine
Nirvana Bleach
Great start for a great band. Album would've been leaps and bounds better without tracks like Sifting and the later tacked-on Big Cheese, though.
Nirvana Incesticide
Nirvana With the Lights Out
No Doubt Tragic Kingdom
OFF! First Four EPs
OneRepublic Native
Ozzy Osbourne Blizzard of Ozz
Ozzy Osbourne Bark at the Moon
Pantera Reinventing the Steel
Periphery Periphery
Motherfuckers think they can just bring the rating down like that? This album is an absolute classic.
Pixies Doolittle
Primus Sailing the Seas of Cheese
Punky Bruster Cooked on Phonics
Ramones Ramones
Red Hot Chili Peppers Freaky Styley
Red Hot Chili Peppers Mother's Milk
Rob Zombie Hellbilly Deluxe
Rollins Band The End of Silence
Slayer God Hates Us All
Slipknot Iowa
Slipknot Slipknot
Slipknot Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses)
Soundgarden Ultramega OK
Soundgarden Louder Than Love
Stone Temple Pilots No. 4
Strapping Young Lad Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing
Strapping Young Lad The New Black
Stryper To Hell With the Devil
Metal for JESUS. JESUS loves metal and you should too, because JESUS loves you. III LOOOOVVVVEEE YYYYOOOUUUU JE-OK, I'll stop. Still a pretty solid album, even if I don't care for the lack of subtlety in Stryper's lyrics.
Sublime Acoustic: Bradley Nowell & Friends
Sublime 40 Oz. to Freedom
System of a Down Hypnotize
Tame Impala Lonerism
Tame Impala Innerspeaker
Temple of the Dog Temple of the Dog
The Beatles Please Please Me
The Beatles A Hard Day's Night
The Black Angels Phosphene Dream
The Black Dahlia Murder Unhallowed
The Faceless Planetary Duality
The Hives Veni Vidi Vicious
The Mountain Goats Beat the Champ
The Presidents of the USA The Presidents of the USA
The Raconteurs Broken Boy Soldiers
The Rolling Stones Their Satanic Majesties Request
The Rolling Stones Goats Head Soup
The Stooges Raw Power
The Sword Gods of the Earth
The White Stripes Get Behind Me Satan
The White Stripes Icky Thump
Them Crooked Vultures Them Crooked Vultures
Tourniquet Psycho Surgery
Great music, terrible lyrics. Not really a big fan of the lead vocalist's voice either. Still worth a listen.
Tyler, the Creator Goblin
Tyler, the Creator Wolf
Van Halen 1984
Venom Black Metal
Vista Chino Peace
Volbeat Guitar Gangsters & Cadillac Blood
Volumes Via
Weezer Maladroit
... *looks over shoulders, whispers* I liked this album.
Wings Venus and Mars
Yuck Yuck

3.0 good
311 Transistor
Aborted The Necrotic Manifesto
AC/DC Back in Black
Adele 21
Aerosmith Draw the Line
Alcest Shelter
Amon Amarth Versus the World
Amon Amarth With Oden on Our Side
Antemasque Antemasque
Antestor Det Tapte Liv
Audioslave Audioslave
Avenged Sevenfold Waking the Fallen
On Waking the Fallen, A7X took the formula behind At the Gates' Slaughter of the Soul and added in heftier doses of melody, creating a sound that was entirely their own... well, until everyone started aping it. I don't particularly care for this band, but not bad.
Avenged Sevenfold City of Evil
Featuring strong musicianship and a surprising amount of variety (well, more than people give the album
credit for), City of Evil could've been more if it weren't for a dated aesthetic and perhaps too much reverence
for Guns 'N' Roses.
AWOLNATION Megalithic Symphony
Best album I've ever heard 10/10 absolutely perfect
Backyard Babies Stockholm Syndrome
Beastie Boys Some Old Bullshit
Big Black Headache
I really like the track Grinder, but I don't care too much for the experience as a whole. Albini's done better.
Blind Melon Blind Melon
Bob Dylan Bob Dylan
Breaking Benjamin Phobia
Buckethead Enter the Chicken
Bush Razorblade Suitcase
Cannibal Corpse Butchered at Birth
Cannibal Corpse Cannibal Corpse
Good musically, awful vocally. Worth a listen for any Cannibal Corpse fan.
Chevelle Hats Off to the Bull
Chris Cornell Euphoria Morning
Circle Jerks Group Sex
Collective Soul Hints, Allegations, and Things Left Unsaid
Cynic Carbon-Based Anatomy
Deftones Covers
Deftones Live
Devin Townsend Physicist
Dinosaur Jr. Without a Sound
Disturbed Indestructible
Dream Theater A Dramatic Turn of Events
Eagles Of Death Metal Death By Sexy
Ellie Goulding Lights
Evile Enter the Grave
Faith No More We Care a Lot
Fall Out Boy Take This to Your Grave
Flyleaf Flyleaf
Foo Fighters The Colour and the Shape
Foo Fighters Foo Fighters
Foo Fighters There Is Nothing Left to Lose
Frog Kind of Blah
fun. Aim and Ignite
Gallows Death Is Birth
Gatling Hen In A Pumpkin
Great White ...Twice Shy
What's this? No tasteless fire-related puns? I'm actually proud of you guys right now.
Green Day 1039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hours
Green Day 39/Smooth
Green Day Demolicious
Green Day Slappy
Green Day 1,000 Hours
Green River Dry As A Bone/Rehab Doll
Guns N' Roses Appetite for Destruction
HOORAY FOR MISOGYNY IN ROCK MUSIC! Appetite has its moments, but as a whole it hasn't aged very well.
Hans Zimmer Inception
Hans Zimmer Gladiator
Horde Hellig Usvart
Iron Maiden Fear of the Dark
Jack White Lazaretto
John Mayer Room for Squares
Journey Departure
Journey Escape
Journey Frontiers
Judas Priest Rocka Rolla
Killswitch Engage Alive or Just Breathing
Killswitch Engage As Daylight Dies
Korn Korn
Lamb of God Wrath
Le Butcherettes Sin Sin Sin
Their material doesn't hold up as well in the studio as it does live. But hey, if you ever get a chance to see them live, please do so.
Led Zeppelin In Through the Out Door
Led Zeppelin Presence
Lit A Place In The Sun
Marilyn Manson Mechanical Animals
Maroon 5 It Won't Be Soon Before Long
Mayhem Grand Declaration of War
Melvins Nude With Boots
Melvins Sugar Daddy Live
Melvins Hold It In
Meshuggah Rare Trax
Meshuggah Contradictions Collapse
Metallica Death Magnetic
Metallica Beyond Magnetic
Metallica S&M
Ministry The Last Sucker
Ministry Rio Grande Blood
Mondo Generator Cocaine Rodeo
Motley Crue Girls, Girls, Girls
Ne Obliviscaris Citadel
Neutral Milk Hotel Beauty
Neutral Milk Hotel Invent Yourself A Shortcake
Nirvana Nirvana
Oasis Be Here Now
OK Go Oh No
Paramore Riot!
Passenger (UK) All The Little Lights
Periphery Icarus
Periphery Clear
Feed the Ground and Pale Aura are actually pretty cool songs (especially the latter). The rest is pretty forgettable, though, and Spencer's vocals are arguably a step down from PII's.
Porno For Pyros Porno For Pyros
Probot Probot
Pure Love Anthems
Queensryche Operation: Mindcrime
While I realize this album's influenced countless other bands, I've never really understood why. The concept's cool, but the music itself isn't particularly impressive imo (the flat production doesn't help). I'd much rather go with Seventh Son of a Seventh Son (the closest comparison I can think of), thank you.
Ratt Out of the Cellar
Red Hot Chili Peppers One Hot Minute
Red Hot Chili Peppers The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Reel Big Fish Turn the Radio Off
Rollins Band Weight
Serj Tankian Harakiri
Slash Slash
Slayer Undisputed Attitude
Decent cover album from a band responsible for thrash metal masterpieces. Some of the choices weren't the best and the songs could've made the thrash transition a little more smoothly, but still worth a listen for any Slayer fan.
Stone Temple Pilots Core
Sublime Robbin' the Hood
Taylor Swift 1989
Ted Nugent Ted Nugent
Tenacious D The Pick of Destiny
TesseracT Perspective
The Beatles With the Beatles
The Beatles Beatles for Sale
The Clash Sandinista!
The Doobie Brothers The Captain and Me
The Fratellis Costello Music
The Lumineers The Lumineers
The Nixons Foma
The Offspring Conspiracy of One
The Offspring Splinter
The Rolling Stones It's Only Rock 'n' Roll
The Who Who Are You
Train Drops of Jupiter
tUnE-yArDs Nikki Nack
Underoath They're Only Chasing Safety
Van Halen A Different Kind of Truth
Velvet Revolver Contraband
Venom Metal Black
Volumes No Sleep
I preferred this album back when it came out two years ago. I guess Misha's been slipping these days...
Weekend Nachos Unforgivable
Weezer Hurley
Weezer The Green Album
Wintersun Wintersun
Wintersun Time I
X Japan Blue Blood
Yes Close to the Edge
Yuck Glow and Behold

2.5 average
3 Doors Down The Better Life
3 Inches of Blood Advance and Vanquish
A Day to Remember What Separates Me From You
Aborted Strychnine.213
AC/DC Black Ice
AC/DC For Those About to Rock We Salute You
Airbourne Runnin' Wild
Yeah, I suppose I quite like the band AC/DC. I suppose these guys also like AC/DC, just as I suppose everyone else here supposes that Airbourne likes AC/DC as well. Which is all fine and dandy, I suppose.
All That Remains The Fall of Ideals
Arch Enemy War Eternal
As I Lay Dying An Ocean Between Us
Asia Asia
Avenged Sevenfold Sounding the Seventh Trumpet
Avenged Sevenfold Warmness on the Soul
Beastie Boys Polly Wog Stew
Between the Buried and Me The Anatomy Of
Billy Joel The Stranger
Black Sabbath Technical Ecstasy
Black Sabbath Headless Cross
Bloodhound Gang Hefty Fine
Bon Jovi Slippery When Wet
Bon Jovi's dated brand of pop rock isn't really my cup of tea. Still, I suppose this is his "best" album.
Born of Osiris Tomorrow We Die Alive
Breaking Benjamin Dear Agony
Bush Golden State
Bush The Sea of Memories
Chevelle Live From The Road
Chevelle Stray Arrows - A Collection Of Favorites
Like a lot of people, I abhor greatest hits albums. Chevelle's album tracks are generally leaps and bounds better than their singles anyway.
Circus Maximus The 1st Chapter
Not awful, but if I wanted to listen to Dream Theater, I'd probably just listen to them instead.
Converge Gravel
Creed My Own Prison
Cynic Kindly Bent to Free Us
Darkwater Where Stories End
Dave Matthews Band Under The Table And Dreaming
Dean Blunt Black Metal
Deftones Back to School (Mini Maggit)
Deftones (Like) Linus
Device Device
Devin Townsend The Hummer
Disturbed The Sickness
Dope Life
Dope Felons And Revolutionaries
DragonForce Inhuman Rampage
Dream Theater Dream Theater
Dream Theater Systematic Chaos
Dream Theater Greatest Hit
Drowning Pool Sinner
Eagles Hotel California
Evanescence Fallen
Flyleaf Memento Mori
Foo Fighters Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace
Foo Fighters In Your Honor
Foo Fighters Wasting Light
Godsmack Faceless
Alice in Chains is a good band. Clearly Godsmack agrees with me, so I guess that's a plus. I guess...
Goo Goo Dolls Magnetic
Green Day iTRE!
Green Day ¬°UNO!
Green Day 21st Century Breakdown
At some moments, this is surprisingly good. At others, this is... um...
Guns N' Roses Chinese Democracy
Hans Zimmer The Dark Knight Rises
Hans Zimmer Black Hawk Down
I See Stars Digital Renegade
Imagine Dragons Night Visions
In Flames A Sense of Purpose
Iron Maiden No Prayer for the Dying
Iwrestledabearonce It's All Happening
Jet Get Born
Journey Raised On Radio
Judas Priest Nostradamus
Judas Priest Turbo
Killswitch Engage Disarm the Descent
KISS Monster
Led Zeppelin Coda
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
Marilyn Manson Born Villain
Metallica Reload
Metallica Load
Mini Mansions The Great Pretenders
Ministry From Beer to Eternity
Ministry Dark Side of the Spoon
Motley Crue Theatre Of Pain
Mumford and Sons Sigh No More
Muse The Resistance
Nine Inch Nails Things Falling Apart
Nirvana Sliver: The Best of the Box
Oasis Standing on the Shoulder of Giants
Oasis Heathen Chemistry
Owl City Maybe I'm Dreaming
Ozzy Osbourne Scream
Pantera Power Metal
Paramore Paramore
Paul McCartney McCartney II
Phil Collins No Jacket Required
Pixies EP1
Pixies EP2
Radiohead Pablo Honey
Album's got a few nice tracks, but most of it is so forgettable...
Red Hot Chili Peppers I'm With You
Red Hot Chili Peppers Californication
Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium Arcadium
Red Hot Chili Peppers By the Way
Santana Abraxas
Scars on Broadway Scars on Broadway
Seether Finding Beauty in Negative Spaces
Shania Twain Up!
Shwayze Shwayze
Slayer World Painted Blood
SOiL Throttle Junkies
Staind Tormented
Stone Temple Pilots Shangri-La-Dee-Da
Stone Temple Pilots Stone Temple Pilots
Strapping Young Lad C:enter:###
Sublime with Rome Yours Truly
The Beatles Yellow Submarine
The Black Eyed Peas Elephunk
The Devil Wears Prada With Roots Above and Branches Below
The Dresden Dolls Yes, Virginia...
The Faceless Autotheism
The Flaming Lips Dark Side of the Moon
The Haarp Machine Disclosure
The Hives Lex Hives
The Offspring Rise and Fall, Rage and Grace
The Pigeon Detectives Wait For Me
The Script The Script
The Smith Street Band Wipe That Shit-Eating Grin Off Your Punchable Face
Three Days Grace One-X
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers Mojo
Venom Hell
We Came As Romans To Plant a Seed
Weezer The Red Album
Wolfmother Wolfmother
Yngwie Malmsteen Perpetual Flame

2.0 poor
50 Cent Before I Self Destruct
Aerosmith Music from Another Dimension
Aerosmith Just Push Play
All That Remains Overcome
Arch Enemy Khaos Legions
If I wanted to show people why the majority of death metal has grown too stale for me, I'd whip out this album.
Asking Alexandria Stand Up and Scream
Attack Attack! (US) Someday Came Suddenly
Attila Soundtrack to a Party
Avenged Sevenfold Avenged Sevenfold
Avenged Sevenfold Hail to the King
Avenged Sevenfold Nightmare
Bathory Requiem
Black Flag Family Man
Black Sabbath Never Say Die!
Black Sabbath Born Again
Black Veil Brides Wretched and Divine
Bob Dylan Christmas in the Heart
Bob Dylan Saved
Bon Jovi The Circle
Brain Drill Apocalyptic Feasting
Bruno Mars Doo-Wops & Hooligans
Buckcherry Fifteen
Bullet for My Valentine Scream, Aim, Fire
Bullet for My Valentine Fever
Celtic Frost Vanity/Nemesis
Chickenfoot Chickenfoot
Gotta love these boring dad rock shenanigans *sigh*
Children of Bodom Relentless Reckless Forever
Children of Bodom Blooddrunk
Chiodos Devil
Chiodos All's Well That Ends Well
Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! Something for Nothing
Craig Morgan Little Bit Of Life
Creed Full Circle
Daughtry Daughtry
Devin Townsend Devlab
Dio Angry Machines
Dream Theater Master of Puppets
Dream Theater Falling into Infinity
Dream Theater Wither
Dream Theater The Majesty Demos
Ed Sheeran x
Fall Out Boy Save Rock and Roll
Fall Out Boy Fall Out Boy's Evening Out With Your Girlfriend
Falling in Reverse The Drug in Me Is You
Family Force 5 Business Up Front, Party In The Back
Five Finger Death Punch American Capitalist
Foo Fighters One by One
Foo Fighters Sonic Highways
fun. Some Nights
Funtcase Doomed
Goat Semen Ego Sum Sathanas
God, this band tries *way* too hard to be '92-'94 era Darkthrone, but with none of the atmosphere...
Green Day iDOS!
After the release of Demolicious (which included better versions of some of the tracks on here), this album became obsolete. Also, Nightlife is the worst fucking song ever.
Green Day American Idiot: Original Broadway Cast Recording
Guns N' Roses "The Spaghetti Incident?"
I See Stars The End of the World Party
Impending Doom Nailed. Dead. Risen
In This Moment Blood
Iron Maiden Virtual XI
Iron Maiden The X Factor
Iwrestledabearonce Ruining It for Everybody
James Blunt Back To Bedlam
Jessie J Who You Are
Jet Shaka Rock
Job for a Cowboy Doom
John Frusciante Enclosure
Journey Revelation
Judas Priest Jugulator
Justin Timberlake Justified
Kaiser Chiefs Yours Truly, Angry Mob
Katy Perry Teenage Dream
Kelly Clarkson Stronger
Kesha Warrior
Kid Rock Devil Without a Cause
Killswitch Engage Killswitch Engage II
Korn Take a Look in the Mirror
Lady Gaga Born This Way
Lil Jon and the East Side Boyz Kings of Crunk
Lil Wayne Tha Carter III
Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog...
Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight
Marilyn Manson The High End of Low
Maroon 5 Hands All Over
Mayhem Pure Fucking Armageddon
Meat Loaf Hang Cool Teddy Bear
Megadeth Risk
Melvins Prick
Meshuggah Best of Meshuggah
I don't care if I enjoy every single track featured in this compilation. I believe that, like most greatest hits
albums, this is nothing (heh, nothing) but a cash grab. Don't waste your time with this; if you have any
interest in this band, I'd recommend going with their various studio albums instead (maybe not Contradictions
Collapse, though).
Metallica St. Anger
Miles Davis You're Under Arrest
Jesus, that album art (including the title) is absolutely atrocious. Music's not too much better. Come on, Miles...
Miley Cyrus Bangerz
Ministry Relapse
Mortification Hammer of God
Sometimes it's fun to watch a band devolve into self-parody; here, it is not.
Mumford and Sons Babel
Mumford and Sons Wilder Mind
Muse The 2nd Law
My Bloody Valentine Geek!
My Bloody Valentine This Is Your Bloody Valentine
My Chemical Romance Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys
Napalm Death Words from the Exit Wound
Nickelback All the Right Reasons
Ozzy Osbourne Under Cover
Ozzy Osbourne Black Rain
Panic! At the Disco Pretty. Odd.
Hooray for more self-indulgent baroque nonsense...
Pantera I Am the Night
Papa Roach Infest
Pharrell Williams G I R L
"HEY GUYS AM I MARVIN GAYE YET???" -Pharrell, 2012-2014
Pixies EP3
Pixies Indie Cindy
Puddle of Mudd Come Clean
REO Speedwagon Hi Infidelity
Rihanna Talk That Talk
Sam Smith In the Lonely Hour
Say Anything Anarchy, My Dear
As seen on this album, Say Anything has caught Weezer-itus, a condition in which a band slowly turns to shit after a solid release.
Skrillex Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites
Sleeping With Sirens Feel
Slipknot Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat.
Slipknot All Hope Is Gone
Smash Mouth Astro Lounge
Snoop Lion Reincarnated
Soundtrack (Theatre) Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark
Suicide Silence The Cleansing
SWMRS Lost At Seventeen
SWMRS Don't Be A Dick
Taylor Swift Red
The Flaming Lips With A Little Help From My Fwends
The Flaming Lips really need to lay off the cover albums.
The Offspring Days Go By
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Don't You Fake It
The Smashing Pumpkins Zeitgeist
The Strypes Snapshot
The Who Face Dances
Three Days Grace Life Starts Now
tobyMac Portable Sounds
Train Save Me San Francisco
Trans-Siberian Orchestra Night Castle
Rubbish album from a rubbish band. Glad they've been fading into obscurity.
Trivium Shogun
Oh, for the love of god, this band is FUCKING BORING. Are people too afraid to say it or something?
Tyler, the Creator Cherry Bomb
Vanilla Ice To the Extreme
Venom Calm Before the Storm
Weezer Raditude
Weezer Make Believe
White Zombie Supersexy Swingin' Sounds
Wolfmother Cosmic Egg
Wolfmother New Crown

1.5 very poor
3OH!3 Streets of Gold
Aaron Lewis The Road
Abandon All Ships Infamous
Aiden Knives
All That Remains The Order of Things
All Time Low Dirty Work
Avenged Sevenfold 2000 Demo
Avicii True
Bathory Octagon
Black Tongue Born Hanged
Bob Dylan Dylan
Bruce Willis The Return of Bruno
Extra 0.5 because it cracked me up occasionally. Still pretty awful though.
Bullet for My Valentine Temper Temper
Capture the Crown Capture the Crown
Chelsea Grin Evolve
Chief Keef Finally Rich
Chris Brown X
Christopher Maurice Brown is a talentless cunt. But hey, new material = new sources of unintentional comedy
Chris Cornell Scream
Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! Cum On
Cobra Starship Hot Mess
Cryptopsy The Unspoken King
Deadmau5 >album title goes here<
Destruction The Least Successful Human Cannonball
Emmure Felony
Escape the Fate Escape the Fate
Fall Out Boy American Beauty / American Psycho
Falling in Reverse Fashionably Late
Family Force 5 III
Hans Zimmer The Amazing Spider-Man 2
Hellyeah Hellyeah
Hinder All American Nightmare
Hollywood Undead American Tragedy
Hot Chelle Rae Whatever
Icona Pop This Is...Icona Pop
This is probably one of the most *annoying* albums I've ever heard. Seriously.
John Cena and Tha Trademarc You Can't See Me
Ah, but I *can* see you, Mr. Cena. Oh, and you're still a tool.
Karnivool Karnivool
Kesha Animal
Korn The Path of Totality
Linkin Park Recharged
Lmfao Sorry For Party Rocking
Lou Reed and Metallica Lulu
Maroon 5 V
Maroon 5 Overexposed
What the fuck is this garbage and why the fuck did the group responsible for Songs About Jane release it?
Megadeth Super Collider
Meghan Trainor Title
Miles Davis Amandla
Ministry With Sympathy
Misfits The Devil's Rain
Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus
Too Extreme!, Radikult, Profundis - Mea Culpa, I Am Morbid... lol.
Never Shout Never What Is Love?
Nickelback Dark Horse
One Direction Up All Night
Owl City The Midsummer Station
Pantera Metal Magic
Pantera Projects in the Jungle
Queensryche Frequency Unknown
Robin Thicke Blurred Lines
Skrillex Recess
Snoop Dogg Da Game Is to Be Sold, Not to Be Told
Soundtrack (Film) Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
The Black Eyed Peas The E.N.D. (The Energy Never Dies)
The Bunny The Bear If You Don't Have Anything Nice to Say...
The Clash Cut the Crap
The Pigeon Detectives We Met At Sea
The Pigeon Detectives take insufferable third-rate indie pop to a new level on this album. Terrible.
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Lonely Road
The Script #3
The Stooges The Weirdness
The Velvet Underground Squeeze
Theory of a Deadman The Truth Is...
Van Halen Van Halen III

1.0 awful
Austin Mahone The Secret
Black Flag What The...
Black Sabbath Forbidden
Blood on the Dance Floor Evolution
I don't think I want a misogynistic pedophile "saving people's lives", thank you. A lot of bands are hyped up as the most unbelievably awful thing ever, but these guys truly are the worst of the worst.
brokeNCYDE I'm Not a Fan, but the Kids Like It!
Celtic Frost Cold Lake
Chris Brown Fortune
David Guetta Nothing but the Beat
Discharge Grave New World
DJ Khaled Suffering From Success
Dot Dot Curve I'm Still Here
Elvis Presley Having Fun with Elvis on Stage
This is either amazing, awful, hilarious or incredibly tragic. I'm feeling too conflicted by this collection of banter, so I'll have to give it a 1 for now. Sorry, King.
Etienne Sin The Art of Stealing Hearts
For years, I've been looking for the worst album ever. I think my journey has come to an end...
Exoskeleton Plutonian Herd
Florida Georgia Line Here's to the Good Times
Green Day Oh Love
Grumblecunt I Piss Shit
This is just lazy. If you're going to put out something intentionally awful, at least put some effort into it.
Hello Kitty Suicide Club ^_^
Iwrestledabearonce It's All Dubstep
Jeffree Star Plastic Surgery Slumber Party
John Cage 4'33''
Kevin Federline Playing with Fire
King 810 Proem
Bro, this band is from Flint. FLINT. You oughta know these guys are talkin' 'bout life and keepin' it real, ya know wa' I'm sayin'?rSeriously, this is so much worse than I was expecting.
Knife Party Haunted House
Lil Wayne Rebirth
Limp Bizkit New Old Songs
Owl City All Things Bright And Beautiful
Owl City Ocean Eyes
Protest the Hero Sequoia Throne: Remixed
Queensryche Dedicated to Chaos
R. Kelly Trapped in the Closet (Chapters 1-12)
This sounds like something ARK Music Factory would put out, except R. Kelly was in his late 30s when he recorded this...
Robin Thicke Paula
Sid Vicious Sid Sings
Six Feet Under Graveyard Classics 2
Six Feet Under True Carnage
Skrillex Make It Bun Dem After Hours
Soundtrack (Film) Alvin and The Chipmunks
Starship Knee Deep In The Hoopla
The Black Eyed Peas The Beginning
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza Danza IIII: The Alpha - The Omega
Torsofuck Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy
Train California 37
Various Artists (Punk) A Different Shade Of Green
I guess Worry Rock is not awful. Right, guys? Guys?...
Waking the Cadaver Perverse Recollections of a Necromangler
will.i.am #Willpower
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